>shit controls
what's wrong with the controls? >terrible enemies
what's terrible about them? >no crowd control
false
?t=420 >bad writing
how so? >cringe voice acting
what does that even mean? >passable music
why only passable?
i'll tell you what isn't passable, your explanations.
F
see me after class.
>what's wrong with the controls?
Sluggish tank controls >what's terrible about them?
Slow and easy to predict yet have huge damage >>no crowd control
Not gonna watch tell me what's in it mom blocked youtube >how so?
Just bland saturday morning cartoon stuff >what does that even mean?
It's just very annoying like that Mexican or the Amazon women >why only passable?
Cause I've heard better music from the same studio
>Sluggish tank controls
how is it sluggish? what's wrong with tank controls? >Slow and easy to predict yet have huge damage
you complained about "no crowd control" yet the enemies are slow and easy to predict. so which is it? >Not gonna watch tell me what's in it mom blocked youtube
the underage is afraid. >Just bland saturday morning cartoon stuff
so what? >It's just very annoying like that Mexican or the Amazon women
how are they annoying? >Cause I've heard better music from the same studio
that doesn't answer my question. one piece of music can still be good even if others by the same artist are better. why is god hand's music worse to warrant only being passable?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I was just messing around I love God Hand and wanted to extend this thread
2 years ago
Anonymous
>what's wrong with tank controls?
I can't believe you actually said something that stupid. There's no way, right? You were just joking, right?
God Hand's controls are objectively garbage, especially when you consider the fact that we already games with incredible controls like NGB and DMC3 in 2006.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Start a stream for us and show us how you play
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol homosexual I gave up trying to bait, I don't got the heart anymore
This, it's simply too videogamey for our current enlightened age. What little LGBTQA2AA++ representation there is is fricking yikes and gross and problematic as h*ck
I haven't played it in like a decade, but I can't get myself to sell my copy. Even though I just checked the current prices and it's like double what I remember.
Mental problems.
Yes. I'm we btw
no you aren't, im we
It's okay. Both of us are we.
im trans btw
We know you are, anon. You don't have to declare it.
im sorry to hear your mentally ill
those posts are all me btw
i made this post btw
congratulations
"i"? we are all we, aren't we? we just said we were all we.
no I'm isn't
I'm all of you.
Samegay.
I love it and think it's a fantastic game, but I completely understand why the IGN reviewer who tried it gave it a bad score.
Best game about punching people ever made.
still haven't played it. heard it was good.
>I have no opinion
I haven't played it and heard it was good but I do have an opinion because funny internet voices told me to have one. M8nkms
Err I'm the real we. Guys?
Overrated meme game. It sucks.
explain. who am i kidding? you won't
>shit controls
>terrible enemies
>no crowd control
>bad writing
>cringe voice acting
>passable music
Shit game m'kay?
>shit controls
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Get better material lol.
>shit controls
what's wrong with the controls?
>terrible enemies
what's terrible about them?
>no crowd control
false
?t=420
>bad writing
how so?
>cringe voice acting
what does that even mean?
>passable music
why only passable?
i'll tell you what isn't passable, your explanations.
F
see me after class.
>what's wrong with the controls?
Sluggish tank controls
>what's terrible about them?
Slow and easy to predict yet have huge damage
>>no crowd control
Not gonna watch tell me what's in it mom blocked youtube
>how so?
Just bland saturday morning cartoon stuff
>what does that even mean?
It's just very annoying like that Mexican or the Amazon women
>why only passable?
Cause I've heard better music from the same studio
>Sluggish tank controls
how is it sluggish? what's wrong with tank controls?
>Slow and easy to predict yet have huge damage
you complained about "no crowd control" yet the enemies are slow and easy to predict. so which is it?
>Not gonna watch tell me what's in it mom blocked youtube
the underage is afraid.
>Just bland saturday morning cartoon stuff
so what?
>It's just very annoying like that Mexican or the Amazon women
how are they annoying?
>Cause I've heard better music from the same studio
that doesn't answer my question. one piece of music can still be good even if others by the same artist are better. why is god hand's music worse to warrant only being passable?
I was just messing around I love God Hand and wanted to extend this thread
>what's wrong with tank controls?
I can't believe you actually said something that stupid. There's no way, right? You were just joking, right?
God Hand's controls are objectively garbage, especially when you consider the fact that we already games with incredible controls like NGB and DMC3 in 2006.
Start a stream for us and show us how you play
Lol homosexual I gave up trying to bait, I don't got the heart anymore
This, it's simply too videogamey for our current enlightened age. What little LGBTQA2AA++ representation there is is fricking yikes and gross and problematic as h*ck
I'm not sure, hold on, let me check to see if reddit likes it.
No, I don't like the game, but Ganker does not have an ounce of the taste that it used to have.
I never claimed to like it, but im sure its fun since its from pre-botnet Ganker and Ganker
Fricking love God Hand
Formulate your own opinions.
>like
sure but just like.
we love the god hand
its shit
You're not Alexander!
I haven't played it in like a decade, but I can't get myself to sell my copy. Even though I just checked the current prices and it's like double what I remember.
Mental problems.
My point was ultimately, "Yes, I still like it."
troony game
I like the part where you kill the gay Black folk.
It's like Hokuto no Ken meets Trigun. I love it.
>Hokuto no Ken
You mean Enter the Dragon(1973). I find God Hand has more similarities with Old Bruce Lee films.
When someone asks me what the best game ever is, I usually say God Hand