God Hand could never get sequel. The world is too woke for it.

God Hand could never get sequel. The world is too woke for it.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    k

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced everyone who loves this game didn't even play it. Just like the Silent Hill games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most Millenials who love the SH games have actually played them
      They're easy to knock out in a weekend, or even just a night, and there used to be copies of SH2 and SH3 for PS2 in used game bins fricking everywhere
      Most Zoomers who claim to love SH haven't actually played the games though, outside maybe some of the post-TS western slop, though they'll still claim that they've played all the games because they watched YouTube videos about them
      Godhand, though? Across the board, almost no one has fricking played it, including most of the people who claim to love it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I love God Hand but if someone brings it up out of elitism to feel superior to other action games than 9/10 times they haven't beat the first demon. That's true of a lot games people default to when they want to prove they have good taste or act superior over other titles really, start bringing up aspects of the game you would only know if you've played it and you will rarely get a response.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >start bringing up aspects of the game you would only know if you've played it and you will rarely get a response.
          Like what?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What moves are broken. Drunken Fall and Drunken Twist trivialize most normal encounters, you can abuse high side kick to stunlock against walls, yes mam kablam is stupid good against bosses once you know how to use it, etc, the game has a lot of broken shit to mess around with. That's not to mention that roulette moves do so much damage that you can skip 50% of the fight if you have cards saved up before you head to the boss fight.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah if you don't save scum poker on an emulator you can just keep spamming bets on lucky clover in the dog race to generate infinite money.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Drunk moves feel shit to use. Hand plant kick is the best broken move

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They don't combo well but you're invincible against almost everything and can be spammed with impunity since there's not a lot of enemies with low reaching moves

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So does HPK but you get a knock up in exchange for a slow move. Instead of spamming safe chip damage you get into a position to combo more

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                half moon kick is
                enemies can't dodge it if you start with it unless you're on level die or they're tiger joe tier

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I beat it this year and it's sad the "legacy" it has. As you say it's only used to measure e-peen. When in reality it was just Mikami making a funny goofy lil game mishmashing Z-movie tier shit he likes where you spank girls, hit baddies in the nuts, pause the game and see olivia posing her ass, and I AM ALEXANDER THE GREAT.
          I don't think the intention was ever to create an omega legendary filter of all times where you can lay your wiener on someone else's shoulder just because you beat it on hard.
          This game is just fricking cursed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The intention was to make a better game that Final Fight Streetwise because of how shit it was and how much it shat all over Final Fight legacy. Mikami wasn't happy with it so he did what he could to make a better game, even if that meant working on a very small budget with very small team.

            Its somewhere there.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't know the motivation behind it but the rest of my point stands still.
              I will watch those when I can, seems like a good documentary, thanks anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The elitism is mostly a Ganker thing where people latch onto whatever they can to feel superior. Outside of Ganker it's well known by its tiny fanbase that its super goofy and charming. Like this is a game where you smack a bunch of midgets and race chihuahuas and fight a guy in a gorilla suit that you punch in the nutsack to break free of a grab, how could you possibly feel elitist about it if you've played it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most Millenials who love the SH games have actually played them
      They're easy to knock out in a weekend, or even just a night, and there used to be copies of SH2 and SH3 for PS2 in used game bins fricking everywhere
      Most Zoomers who claim to love SH haven't actually played the games though, outside maybe some of the post-TS western slop, though they'll still claim that they've played all the games because they watched YouTube videos about them
      Godhand, though? Across the board, almost no one has fricking played it, including most of the people who claim to love it

      Whatever floats your boat. I am glad you are gatekeeping it though. Thank you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone is a moronic shitskin zoomer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't change the fact that God Hand is the definition of poser core

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ACHTUALLY i cleared it on normal difficulty a few weeks ago.
      it's probably the greatest PS2 game ever.
      It definitely has the best 3D fighting system of any game I've played.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe, didn't play that though, but this one was fun

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    moron. it couldn't get on cause it sold like shit and was a literal filler project done on the side

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Chud Hand

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Terminally Unimpressed enby homosexual making a kingdom-hearts-like talking shit on twitter
      we got a real indie auteur over here.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >at least 2 gays
    >more than 5 midgets
    >shitload of asians
    >fat mexican
    >black kung fu master
    >white woman (fricks dogs)
    this game has such heckin wholesome representation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he still thinks the problem is woke
      Listen, blithering moron, god hand isnt good because it has gay black guys boss or a fat Mexican.
      Its good because its an unhinged action game. It the best tank controls we will ever see, it has a noclip camera that deletes geometry for your convenience, it has tons of hidden moves and cancel tech, tons of postgame and a long well paced campaign.

      The biggest issue with modern games isnt Woke, its clearly the homogenized game design. Overdone graphics, uncancellable animations, not enough focused content or tech, and games with movement blatantly worse than most tank control games (Re4demake Red dead2 ) or games that think soulshit is the only comat system and copy paste it (Its not even a good system)
      Modern game design is and has been in the fricking toliet for 15 years but all you mongoloids care about is woke nonsense, like that has any effect on why every game is now a 300 hour open world ubislop clone with subpar systems across the board but they get excused as "variety" or "more content"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit spacing
        I did not read a single FRICKING word from that LOL

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kiss your sister.
          Your sister is a .44 magnum

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes sir!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Are you able to argue with his arguments? Or you are just one of those morons, that deflects every single argument possible with your boogey man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this reeks so hard of "I watched a video essay about this game so I love it now", fricking no one would ever casually mention camera near clip planes as something remarkable

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I got all 4 records in God hand
          And yes the camera thing is good, it was good when Megaman legends did it too.
          Theres literally no God hand video essays anyway, you headcase

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Plus zoomers would call Gene gay because he says the enemies are much sexier than Olivia.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit hand

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah whatever homosexual, you will be calling it reddit when it eventually becomes popular due to some shitty video essay

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >We'll never spank babes over our knee in HD

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god hand was wokeslop
    >tons of female inclusiveness
    >small people
    >old people inclusive, bosses
    >bestiality inclusive(gorilla)

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    P.N.03 won't get a sequel either for the same reason. These two games are Mikami's pearls.

    https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV6q33nO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pn03 was never gonna sequel anyway cause who the frick remembers pn03

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick remembers God Hand?

        Fans who appreciate good gameplay over story.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >good gameplay
          So we're not discussing pno3 lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            P.N.03 has good gameplay. It's just that her ass always overshadows everything.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is now so contrarian that it claims that people who like videogames don't actually like them and just pretend to do so

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's less pretending and more wanting to be part of some kind of circle, this unremarkable beat em up is remarked too much outside its actual qualities and OP should kill himself with the moronic culture war baits

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God hand is the second best game ever made

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's the first?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ninja Gaiden for the God computer.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Other reply wasnt me
            Castlevania portrait of ruin

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't work now because you c**ts would do nothing but complain about, any joke they make you would say is forced and not "soul or kino" even if its a small throw back to the first game. God help a remotely dark skinned character is in it you would fricking cry iits fricking woke, god fricking help you got some gay characters you would cry its fricking woke as well. You never played it, you watched sseths 'review' and decided to deep throat its fricking wiener.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sseths
      Oh so there it is, I knew it had to be an eceleb it propping up, it always felt very artificial.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >e-celeb daddy
      fuuuck oooooooff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All this is correct but the original game is actually perfect

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >God Hand could never get sequel. The world is too casual for it*

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't you dare drag that amazing game into your culture war nonsense
    nothing to do with le woke, game just died because of shit reviews

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they could make it now! they wouldn't censor it!
    Oh come on, the pin up pictures of olivia? spanking? Porno as a power up? Naw.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You need to feed your brain, not your ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the left wing liberal feminist media reviewing this today.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine modern gamers playing this today
        >wtf wheres the waypoint
        >wtf why cant I pay to win
        >wtf wheres the roll button and mouselook?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "Gamers" today are pussycats who needs hand-holding.

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