God of Mid

>game is more of a movie than an actual video game
>bland and repetitive combat
>Equipment system so inconsequential, that you can skip it with a button
>Raving reviews

How could this happen? Have the sonycopeboys gotten that bad?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we made Kratos a dad just like the Last of Us!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the industry changed, most parents became parents, they grew up
      you should, too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >most parents became parents
        Hmm, must be the Vax, gotta be...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos already was a dad they just did a complete 180 on an established personality and resurrected a franchise that ended peacefully. If they really wanted to have their Californian Cake and eat it too they should’ve just made anthology games under the God of War brand, made Faye the protagonist (because lets be honest even dead she drives the plot and nobody in the fricking game can go 1 minute without praising her) and have Tyr be her peaceful mentor figure like Athena was and guide her against justice against the Aesir/Vanir. Now you not only keep Kratos from being ruined but have a female protagonist to bring in free press.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God of War: *wins multiple game of the year awards*
    Ganker: iTs NoT a GaMe!!!!!!1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't actually win GOTY. It won all film awards instead like "best performing actor" lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than Elden Shit.

      the industry changed, most parents became parents, they grew up
      you should, too.

      t. moron urinalists that hate games as a media.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than Elden Shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No moron elden ring is a game nu gow is movie shit

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god of war has always looked pretty shit to me but i'm amazed at how bad the new ones look

    the popularity of this and last of us makes me think games are moronic as well, if this was a movie it'd be one of those marvel movies that people love for a week or a month then move on, shitty games like this get worshipped for years

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about death stranding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Death Stranding doesn't have constantly talking npc who tell you what to do and who cannot shut the frick up for one second so it's the better game by default

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        agreed.

        GoW:R holds your hand wya too much

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    presented without comment

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked its combat. Play it on hard mode and you cant just buttonmash. You need to actually cycle cooldowns to play optimally and have to keep moving so you dont get ganked from behind.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of that pales to how infuriating it is that puzzles literally don't let you think since the NPC with you will tell you how to do the puzzle before you've even looked at the whole puzzle.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All of that pales to how infuriating it is that puzzles literally don't let you think since the NPC with you will tell you how to do the puzzle before you've even looked at the whole puzzle.
    baby puzzles for baby game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse than baby game, this game is like handing your baby a ball and a box with a hole for it but then putting the ball in for him and insisting it's put away, the baby has had his fun.
      Genuinely the most pissed I've been at a game for a long time was when I was ending a sidequest where I was talking to a kid who died tragically looking for a treasure for his dad. I made the mistake of giving the ghost NPC a wide berth and backed into a puzzle zone while the dialogue was concluding. As soon as the ghost conversation was over and I was prepared for a momentary hush to let me soak in the tragedy, Atreus immediately chimes in with "maybe you can freeze that geyser" and I was so fricking confused I yelled at the screen going "what fricking geyser?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking lol, so glad I didn't waste time with this shit. Thankfully westoids took the hint with ER crushing them last year and are already talking about "trusting the player more". Look up Neil's statement on his intent of moving away from movie games.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The combat somehow reminds me of a shallower and more primitive version of Darksiders 1s combat, its that bad sometimes.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game annoyed me so much that I kept wondering how I managed to beat GoW2018.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GoW2018 didn't have Anthony Burch as a writer

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand the combat. I tried, I beat Alfheim and got to the mountain. I just fricking can't anymore, it's so so bad.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game made for people that don't like games
    >Only gets lauded by people that openly hates games
    Many such cases

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