GOD OF WAR LEAK

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M HYPED AF!!!!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american accent
    >actually says "senpai"

    jesus christ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he literally said "Kratos-senpai"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >American accent
      My bro, it's an American made game for the American audience not for your europoor gay asses. If you want a REAL "mythology game/interactive movie", then make your own.

      Now, when has God of War ever had any accents in their games? Even the originals had American accents from what I remember or am I wrong?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dah euros
        Rent free, moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Says the retard that brought up Americans in the first place. Only Euros bring up Americans out of their asses.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even him.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh. Then you should read what he said, my bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice projecting, gay.
            I do love that eu lives rent free in your head.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon, Ganker has a shitload of 3rd worlder south americans

            you're probably arguing with someone with monkey claws

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No south americans do it too. The whole world is obsessed with us.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, eurofags are the ONLY ones that bring up America out of thin air, it's a given. It's too early for summer.

            No south americans do it too. The whole world is obsessed with us.

            Yes, but only when it comes to something that fucks them over. They are more political about bringing up America. For Euros though it's an everyday thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the writer is an australian girl so take your own advice and dont play it stupid motherfucker monkey moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's made by Americans. You don't like it then make your own shit chud

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post more

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go where you fucking retard?
    you keep yelling about going but you never specify where.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The UI is the worst thing about this, so soulless.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >random swearing
    >thor won't shut up
    >qtes
    >telegraphed attacks
    >pointless 8 minutes fight
    I might youtube it anyway and watch it at x2 speed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >youtube it
      literally the only thing to do with these games. I played it and stopped after an hour, believing it wouldn't get much better. I remember seeing webms trying to defend the game and showcase "high level combat" and I knew I'd be wasting my time because there isn't much depth to it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >watch it at x2 speed
      zoomercore
      kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      attacks
      That has been a thing in video games for a long time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >telegraphed attacks
      is this supposed to be a thing? are you retarded
      >I might youtube it anyway and watch it at x2 speed
      watching singleplayer games is the stupidest thing you can do
      just don't play or watch, why do you feel the need watch it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        These "games" have barely amy gameplay. Its just an annoyance you have to deal with until the next cutscene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bHIuxGK.jpg

      LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

      >American games
      >OP's text starts with an obnoxious twitch meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime
        Fuck off with your goyslop chud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kys tourist

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            /qa/ lost

            Say the line chud. I know you want to lmao. Not interested in your goyslop.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              shut the fuck up chud falseflag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he's too embarassed to say it now
                lmao fuck off with your tranime goyslop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          /qa/ lost

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You terminally online trannies are so brain fried that's all you ever do anymore. Just watch youtube at a quicker speed. Peak goyslop mentality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >says "peak goyslop mentality"
        >while defending a goyslopcore game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off with your goyslop posts chud

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Only a chud will defend heavily marketed goyslop, and only a chud would get emotionally triggered by anyone poking fun at goyslop. Unlike healthy men, trannies are prone to emotional outbursts because of all those drugs you take. You ruined your life. You have nothing else to live for because you have ruined your own life. You will never be a woman. You will never be with a woman. Cope. God of War is garbage. Was always garbage. And will continue to be garbage in the foreseeable future.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I love goyslop
              We heard you the first time chud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >says the GOW chud as it consumes the next Santa Monica goyslop written by Anthony Burch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You've consumed so much goyslop you pretty much are goyslop. Dumb chud lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"You've consumed so much goyslop you pretty much are goyslop"
                >says Anon right before he consooms Goyslop of War

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Miss me with your goyslop posts

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Miss me with your goyslop game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dont reply to the mentally ill schizo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't you goyslop munching chud

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So which heckin based influencer started to use that term?
              Was it Glowing Alaska? Cummie Hunter Nick?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to your goyslop website chud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I don't use Cozi.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Sorry I use goyslop websites
                Good chud. Now you're learning your place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I did, kek.
      I got fucking tired of Baldur constantly talking in the previous one, refunded and watched most of it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck does Thor talk like he's in rick and morty?

    Also the combat looks like shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally my gripe with this stupid fucking Nu-God of War series. It's made for retards. They talk like they're in a Marvel movie, have funny quips and swear ( "dumbass"? are you fucking shitting me? ). Not to mention the lack of brutal gore as present in the original trilogy. I fucking hate this new series.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They talk like they're in a Marvel movie, have funny quips and swear ( "dumbass"? are you fucking shitting me? ).
        My favorite line from Avengers Endgame was when Tony snapped away all the villains and Thanos was all like "OH SHIT, OH FUCK, FUCK ME, FUCKING ******".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanos was good for exactly one movie, then someone in Disney, possibly nudged by China, said to knock it off with the moral ambiguity and he became the same bland shit as all the others Marvel villains.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanos was never morally ambiguous, people are just retards. Debate over whether he was right or wrong aside, literally Thanos first idea was kill half of everything. He STARTS there. He even wanted to do it before things got really dire. Thanos was a murder spree that found an excuse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they forgot to cut the part where RD Jr does another line between takes
          fucking amateurs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Thor getting his ass kicked
        >still talking mad shit throughout

        Why the fuck do they make him talk so much?! It makes him look retarded acting cocky while getting btfo

        That dumbass line doesn't seem so bad there considering kratos turns his back on mjolnir like an idiot, even though he knows thor can call it back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will say though, that death/revive bit is actually quite cool. Even though he dies, they play it into the story as thor bringing you back up to fight

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's forced though, you can't beat the que. Hell kill then revive you every single time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a shit what he does or doesn't do. This kind of dialogue has absolutely 0 place in a video game set in ancient times. I don't recall Zeus calling Kratos a piss baby in the original trilogy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently the Norse spoke very vulgar.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I remember when the ancient runes in Norway read "you ain't hot shit, dumbass. fuck!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It makes him look retarded
          they kind of say that he's a bit of a dumbass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >getting his ass kicked
          The health bar is just a gameplay mechanic for fight progression. Kratos only gets one actual hit in that Thor doesn't just shrug off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Quips = marvel
        lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do incels seethe so much at explicit language?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because the devs think cursing = mature, it's literally every everywhere from tv to movies. they don't realize that it's the content that needs to be mature, but these guys can't write for shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You've consumed too much goyslop chud. It's effecting you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because it matters in context, you fucking moron. In Devil May Cry, sure, use fuck and shit all you want. Not in a game set in ancient mythological times. Dunno why I respond to braindead dumb fucks like you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that was awful.
    I'm just going to keep playing Rain World I guess

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Win fight
    >Lose in cutscene
    >Resurrected
    Not kino

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just wait till the longplay drops and watch it on youtube, why bother playing it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Starving artist

    >First Baldur, now Thor.
    >How many times does Kratos have to fix his roof?
    Kinoo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >reading youtube comments
      >posting youtube comments

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gameplay
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor
    >Norse god of THUNDER
    >Looks like my fat uncle
    >Sounds like the twink from accounting after ripping a fat vape
    >Kratos still looks like every nu-male stereotype
    How the mighty have fallen...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kratos
      >Nu male stereotype
      Nu males are built like a tank complete with rippling muscles?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No but they are bald, bearded, lardasses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God of Reddit doesn't even acknowledge his wife and daughter. That is not Kratos. Just a corporate puppet. His story ended in 3, with all the gods dead and him dying in a pool of his blood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        L-FUCKING+MAO!!!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God of Goyslop

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >press x to le epic
    Gaming is dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >complains about aaa games being shit
      Really? Tell me more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they're shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't played GOW, but there's nothing wrong with this webm in particular. Those are basically flashy cutscenes mixed with gameplay. It's better than just watching a cutscene.
      People weren't sperging away about it when they did it in GOW 3.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the webm that's literally just them walking uninterrupted for several minutes straight on multiple occasions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's better than just watching a cutscene.
        Is it? It's supplementing gameplay that you could be having with cutscenes tricking you into thinking your input actually matters when it doesn't. It's a cutscene that pauses itself until you press a button.
        It's the main issue with movie games in general, just because you can move the guy around during what it's supposed to be a cutscene doesn't mean your having any choice or effect in the game. If your input during a cutscene would actually change the outcome, and you weren't worn about it in flashing lights saying "MAKE A CHOICE" then it would have some credit, but I don't think that ever happened.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >press x to le epic
      Like the older games too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except those were actually epic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That Kratos is a rapist, nu-Kratos is a father, he's better now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nu-Kratos is a father
            WRONG. He's a ( and I'm quoting Thor here in the new hit video game God of War: Ragnarok ) "daddy".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >rapist
            All those whores seemed pretty willingf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >QTES IN MUH GOW??????
      Retard alert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to press buttons in game.
      It's over

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How were you ever a "god of war"?!
    >a literal quote from the video

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A couple of minutes in
    >Can't fight without your axe, coward?!
    >Said by the fat man with a magical hammer
    Who wrote this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep playing the video
      >The literal next line is "How were YOU ever a god of war?
      Seriously?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"if you're not fighting dirty then you're not fighting"
      >"afraid to get your hands dirty?"
      >"FUCK" every 2 minutes
      >can't stop talking for one minute
      >"WHERE IS THE REAL YOU?" while losing
      Who writes this shit?

      You already know the answer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >professional writer
        >can't even fucking write properly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no way that's a written tweet PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SEARCH.

        Son of a bitch sometimes probabily even the people who are in charge of animations even come up with better lines when there's some downtime

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This tweet is a shit post, right?

          It's not, she was some vidya journo at IGN.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This tweet is a shit post, right?

          [...]
          It's not, she was some vidya journo at IGN.

          Last time I checked, the only thing she helped write so far was a cookbook. I'm not sure how much of an input she had in the actual game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She implies she's actually a writer here

            ?t=803

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That would explain Thor's horrible lines then.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I actually thought she was working with the other SSM game with Cory. Fuck me this game is truly fucked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A cockbook?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the only thing she helped write so far was a cookbook
            don't know anon, that doesn't mean she didn't work on other things about it. also she implied she did

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This tweet is a shit post, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is modern writing all so bad? Movies, tv shows and games all have the exact same writing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      capeshit writing has infected everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joss Whedon
      It's all that gay's fault.

      Women

      Whedon became a chud?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It really is his fault. And Aaron Sorkin's fault as well. They are the two screenplay writers most responsible for quip- and comeback-filled dialogue where conversations always felt unnatural and everyone has lightning fast wit and clever responses.
        I recently watched Blade at a gathering of my college friends and was surprised by how different the dialogue felt compared to modern, Whedonized dialogue. Characters didn't sound like they were trying to ape Whedon's or Sorkin's writing. That was a movie from 1998.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Joss Whedon
        I have been complaining about this dipshits writing since fucking BUFFY and even in death (after being cancelled for being a creep) his influence lives on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people don't voice their hate towards bad writing plus if they do they get banned

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >b-b-based hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I-I-I love goyslop
            We heard you before chud

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More leaks

    Some spear gameplay among other shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to play with the soi filled gay too? Not even worth pirating.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
    have a nice day you literal child.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thor: THIS IS FOR MODI
    >Kratos: YOU PUT HIM LAST, EVEN IN DEATH
    >Thor: THE FUCK YOU SAY?
    What the hell is with this dialogue? Holy shit, this is terrible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's written by an industry fleshlight

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see a fucking thing. Is there a problem with my monitor settings or is it just badly lit?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does Thor's voice actor sound extremely underwhelming? He sounds like a frail old man, why didn't they cast someone with a big booming voice? He's the god of thunder for crying out loud, not the god of aching backs and prune juice

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are these animations a fucking joke Lmao. Why is there no follow through. They warp from one pose to the next and just teleport around

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see gameplay videos like this, i can't help but to think that the guy playing it fucking sucks at the game.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor never stops talking
    >OST is garbage
    >This amount of QTE against the "hyped" boss fight
    >Press O for second phase
    Truly a work of art
    The lack of blood also makes the fight feel miserable, specially with the amount of health Thor has, I'm not even asking for gore, but at least paint the floor with blood as the fight goes on.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kratos gets mad
    >rages and get a lucky punch after getting his ass kicked for 20 minutes
    >"woah, there's the real god of war! haha i guess that settles my revenge! see ya!"
    Fucking really?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn looks sick, just preordered. Thanks OP!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why preorder a game also available on ps4?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that was fucking boring, the same 3 axe combos

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Astroturfed hype thread

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You started this... I WILL END IT!
    Who actually wrote this dialog? I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I could give a hot shit about fatherly advice"
    holy fuck who wrote this garbage........

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the god of war that defeated [INSERT NORSE MYTHOLOGY CHARACTER NAME HERE]?!

    How many times does he need to use the same antagonistic line? Could they really not think of anything different for Thor to blather on about endlessly?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WAAOOOOWWW COOL MARVIE MOVIE!!!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >R1 spam
    Fuck off with your MOTY

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >leaks
    Viral marketing. Go back shill.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even with all these spoilers the game can barely get discussion rolling around here. Looks like no one cares

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mash 3 buttons, easy parry, mash again
    >wait for the boss health to go down so it unlock the next acting crap
    >repeat 3 phases like that
    >they won't shuck the fuck up
    >boss leave
    What the hell is this crap ? Is that the only time you actually fight ? Does this nu Kratos even kills gods sometimes ?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That dialogue is atrocious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean atreuscious?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Healthbar resets no less than 3 fucking times of Kratos losing a "pinnacle" part each time
    >75% of the "fight" is Dark Souls 1 tier dodge and mash whatever combo you can
    >except the boss leaps away each time after the designated stunlock limit is reached
    Into the trash.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go
    Where? You haven't left your basement in years you colossal shut-in gay.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You lost fromdrones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This game seems destined to get lower reception in the first game bro.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the unblockables appearing as those generic squiggly rings is so abhorrently ugly and stupid looking that I wonder what the fuck the art director was thinking okaying it. christ just like the first one, I have zero desire to play this. I'll watch it sure, but I just don't see it as a video game.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks terrible, western devs really can't make good action games with melee combat..

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Bayonetta fans were hyped and then got outdid 2 weeks later by an even crazier combat system.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all these seething
    Cry more fromdrones

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just got RE8 Gold edition. Will be skipping this and waiting for the callistio protocol.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Long drawn out cutscenes
    >Walk and talk sequences
    >All interspersed with shitty Marvel tier dialogue with occasionally cool boss fights
    I hate goysloppers so fucking much it's unreal

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're fucking dead Kratos, you fucking motherfucker

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell Anthony Burch worked on this masterpiece

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We got a MODEL FATHER here.

    Im so tired of this shit writers bros. What the fuck?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you want good writing you should stop playing video games

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God damn, why did you have to post this ?

        I am thinking of quitting vidya and the only games i've played with good writing are these;

        >Deus Ex
        >Monkey 1 & 2
        >SS2
        >Beneath a Steel Sky
        >Fallout 1 (Haven't played 2 yet)

        Now, I don't want you guys to think that i am some kind of snob who just cares for writing in vidya, some of my favorite games are Doom, Duke 3D, RA2, RtCW etc. cause the gameplay is so much fun but what i do think is when you are making such "Epic" style games such as GOW or RPGs, Good writing should be a prerequisite.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The fuck you say?
    >Dumbass, you think you can come here, become a daddy, get a clean slate? That ain't how it works.
    >I could give a hot shit about your fatherly advice. I want to see the God of WAR™
    Holy fuck, this actually reads worse than a High Schooler's fan fiction. Writing in 2022 I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i was waiting for the ''bro''/''brah'' garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome, chud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder when her performance review is up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell that anthony burch wrote this dialogue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I could give a hot shit about your fatherly advice. I want to see the God of WAR™
      >I could give

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget Odin saying "kinda"

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"All Father has plans for your son"
    >Kratos punches Thor really hard in the face
    >"Finally, the god of war comes out"
    Women WILL get wet to this moment

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This game will win goty again
    How does this make you feels anti sonyfags

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A movie game whose main purpose is to tell a story and win people over with spectacle and cutscenes winning game of the year? Color me surprised! That's never happened before!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the first boss settle down sperglord

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's barely any bosses again since Jim Ryan forced them to release on the PS4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I also saw the nidhog fight

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 phases of tutorial boss fight
    Christ just end it already, this looks so fucking dull

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This unironically gives "what are we? some kind of gods of war?" vibes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thor literally says "Give me God of War"

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All of this absolute demented seething over absolute kino
    GOTY inbound. Elden fags are going down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >elden ring
      >god of war
      gaming really isn't doing that well, is it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >All of this absolute demented seething over absolute buzzword
        huh?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Goyslop

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Contrariansisters its over

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets fucking stomped for 8 minutes straight
    >WHERE IS THAT GOD OF WAR I HEARD OF?!

    They should have made Thor silent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't they at this day and age record more combat voice lines which are appropriate to how the player is playing the game ?

      moron is getting his ass kicked and keeps screaming where is the GOD OF WAR ?

      Also, what's up with that thunder clap shit ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But he's not getting his ass kicked. It's like a kindergartner coming up to you and slapping your belly a bunch of times. He may be hitting you a lot, but is he really winning?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why the fuck is there a health bar up there then ?

          Are you telling me tht GOW combat sections are so shallow that the only purpose they serve is pushing the story forward without any regard for writing and characters ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, the main appeal of these games is the story. The boss fights are basically to build up excitement for the next story beat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry for being rude man, Guess it is what it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes? The series was always like that.The boss health bar is basically just filler. Thor is canonically beating the shit out of Kratos in the cutscenes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The series was always like that.
              I fail to see how the old games were like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He steadily and consistently loose health faster and more than protagonist, and doesnt stop to scream "Why so weak?" even though there is 10% of HP left.
          Creators are lazy hacks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            10 iq moment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Think of the boss health bar not as an actual bar of health, but more as a skill/challenge check to progress to the next story beat. That's how they pace the story moments in this game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He does mention it when Kratos activates Spartan Rage, so there's that at least

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    suck my balls kratos my hairy fucking big balls kratos

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty kino ngl

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Releasing this close to Bayonetta just shows how slow and neutered GoW is in comparison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GoW has way more interesting combat once you learn it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gow will have a better story and that's the important thing

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do they do this fighter game type frame skipping in this game? It looks retarded

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God damn this is sad compared to fighting Zeus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that zeus fight was shit. poseidon was way better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it was great and the end letting you punch him as long as you want was very satisfying

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          at that point pandora has been introduced and she talks about how you should never give up hope and love will set us free and all the other shit she says which completely ruins the game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah 3 should have been the definitive ending
            Kratos killing himself as a final fuck you to Athena was great

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pandora was a mistake, that stylized scene where Kratos realizes he should forgive himself should've been completely mute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=495 nice "fight"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you shitpost about DMC letting you cheese bosses with Faust too

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you kratos you fucking retard i'm gonna kick your fucking ass and guess what i fucked your mom shit was so fucking tight

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Truly you have become the God of War - Ragnarök has begun.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So which nord gods die in this game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Odin and randoms, Thor is tired of bloodshed and sends his daughter to help us, Tyr loses a hand, Mimir explodes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mimir explodes
        huh

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is some banal, roleplaying middle schooler tier, voice acting

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brought to you by Anthony Burch and Alanah Pearce.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >leak
    AKA put out there by shills for more hype to trick you into buying it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >trick you into buying it
      do americans really?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When is Kratos gonna fight Indian gods? I wanna see him go one on one with Vishnu, SIRS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother when Asura's Wrath already exists?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh this looks like shit. Fucking sliding Tor lmao. What a retarded animation. Cutscenes are good tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos going up with that hammer was some looney tunes style bullshit

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest here, if the dialogue wasn't "modernized" then people would instead be complaining about how bland and boring the characters are.

    It's like how normies unironically thought ROP sucked just because the characters weren't saying fuck and speaking with constant gravitas unlike HOTD where all the medieval people actually say fuck and shit constantly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The dialogue is modernized because goysloppers love that marvel shit. That's all there is to it. It was a calculated business decision, among many others made during the development of this game, to appeal to as broad of an audience as possible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ROP is modernized, they use knife-ear which is a normie D&D slur. It's not tolkinesque at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf blatant racism was a thing in LOTR since the movies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but that line is a bit more eloquent than "Shut up manlet", which is essentially how knife-ear was used in RoP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read a fucking book, you retard. Cockrings of Power is as garbage as your mom's pussy after I shit in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh F bombs
      meh, that's as edgy as the average symptoms episode, it'd be worth to talk about it if it was an N bomb instead

      either way, edgy language is lowest form of writting
      DMC3 Dante is to this day, the coolest character ever made, with some of the best written dialogues in the industry and he utters not a single swear word throughout the whole game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >symptoms
        i meant SIMPSONS
        fuck auto correct

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >utters not a single swear word throughout the whole game
        He swears, just stuff that's still allowed on broadcast tv.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks awful, honestly. You'd think Thor would be faster and more challenging than a Valkyrie, but he's just there taking punches doing these stupid hit animations while just actually punching like a 300 pound retard.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That's for *insert dead enemy name*
    >slaps his wrist

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The old God of wars were better, 3 was the peak

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically worse than baldr's fight

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The "dumbass" makes sense in the context, since it was just as Kratos dodged the hammer, only to be hit by it from behind.
    I think it was a nice scene to see. To play, well, that is another issue...

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece GOTD confirmed

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Thor being obese affects his stamina after all

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate Marvel.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last good GoW game was God of War 3.
    They should have never gone "Open World" with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't know what open world is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They never went open world though

        Not "Open World" like Skyrim or Daggerfall is an open world obviously. I know it's more hub oriented or whatever, but compared to the previous games it's open world. I just wish it was more like the third game.

        Also the FOV was pretty horrible, dude took up half the screen in some parts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you don't know what FOV is either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They never went open world though

        The first game had a fucking compass with quest markers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They never went open world though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce on the sheboone

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >swear words

    LMAO play the greek games and find a single use of fuck/shit
    The writing is garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      B-But how can you tell it's a mature game for grownups if they're not constantly swearing?!

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    olympian kratos would've shoved the blaydes up the fat pig's ass in horrible gore scene

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why's the combat still slow as shit? I thought they were improving that fuck

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there even people where the new games take place? In the original games you had Kratos running around Greece showing cities and temples, usually in the middle of a battle with Human soldiers as thebinitial enemies. You also sometimes had scenes showing bad shit happen when a God died, like Poseidon's death causing a massive flood that wiped out a city.
    Do the new games not have anything like that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You get to feel bad when you kill a murderer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are a bunch of bandits who briefly show up in God of War 4, and that's about it.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos new VA does a horrible job at angry/loud moments. He's only good for soft speaking

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the man who *insert past event here*?
    Now that's some lazy writing.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bosses that make fun of you and talk about how weak you are when even not being that hard of a boss fight is such an annoying trope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are some bosses in games that can actually back up their shit talking?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isshin, but he never shittalks you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True, in fact he praises you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Margit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >On a scale of 1-10 she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        None because they can all be cheesed or shit on with you taking no damage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't play many action games do you?
          Or do you think if a boss is beatable at all that makes it weak? Pretty retarded mindset to have

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the point, you fucking moron. The question was "What are some bosses in games that can actually back up their shit talking?". Learn how to read, for once in your life.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So I was right you don't play many action games if you've never fought a hard, shit talking boss before

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                God damn, you're not even trying to read, are you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession
                Feel free to (you) me again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pathetic ESL, go back to high school.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks! Can I get another one?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That can be easily fixed by only having them insult when they connect a hit rather than just talking on a timer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that probably sounds the best. I don't know if any games really go that, though. The bosses just talk on timers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vergil. More recently I liked the conversations in Hades since the overbearing father/rebellious son dynamic led to some good lines.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hayabusa

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He resuscitates Kratos to beat him up more.
    And people were talking shit about Thor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and with good reason, his fight personality and looks are complete trash

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"if you're not fighting dirty then you're not fighting"
    >"afraid to get your hands dirty?"
    >"FUCK" every 2 minutes
    >can't stop talking for one minute
    >"WHERE IS THE REAL YOU?" while losing
    Who writes this shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >while losing

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone Post Alana's tits or leak the ending

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nidhogg looks pretty cool at least

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol @ 5:03 dumb animator forgot to lock the boss in place for the pre-scripted event

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he think marvel invented this kind of dialogue
    Lol if you says GOT then I agree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It popularized it.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is with Thor's voice? It sounds like the VA isn't even trying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds fat. Was probably thinking of dinner while voice acting.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You realize the slovenly language is an intentional juxtaposition between Kratos' laconic stoicism and the chest thumping retardation of the Aesir right? They're supposed to be what is essentially a mafia family, they're sleazebags with superpowers. How was that not apparent from the last game when they lade Baldr look like a methhead?

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am not my wife's sons

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor: WHERE'S THE MAN THAT [this is where the writers consulted Wikipedia]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so uh guys what cool thing did Kratos do? I need to include it on this script

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let.me guess, no epic boss fights like the old games?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? You get to PUNCH someone!!!! But this time it's a different regular looking guy!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's already one.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4i-ibSESE
      nidhogg looks pretty cool at least

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain to me why it seems worse than the baldr fight? i honestly cant put my finger on it. no parrot meme answers like in this thread please because all of that shit like the dialogue was in the baldr fight but this just somehow seem worse...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The strikes don't seem as brutal. Like Kratos is punching putty when it should look and feel like he's hitting steel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you didn’t notice, but Thor is 3x bigger than Baldur

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both are heavily cinematic tutorials
      Maybe Baldur was animated better? His fight had more impressive environmental destruction? Idk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it seems worse than the baldr fight?
      First of all he fights too similiar to baldr so novelity weared off, but while baldr had pure dex build and good animations so his speed was justified this is just some lardass ice skating with extra speed and magnetism.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It look worse than Baldur fight both visual and gameplay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to use a wrestling term, it was rare for bosses to no-sell getting hit. i don't know when it started, may have been dark souls, but the idea you don't have to animate getting hit by the player all the time has become quite an annoying trope.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a cool fight and you’re all gays.

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zeus dialogue during fight:
    >I will break you!
    >Insolent fool!
    >Die!

    Thor:
    >DUMBASS
    >FUCK
    >SHIT
    >FUCK
    >FUCK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's too highlight how filthy the norse gods are compared to greek gods

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any indication they have save file detection for the first game? Idk if I should just wait for it to come out on PC since that is what I'm playing the original on. I know that won't be for like 2 years at least.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Save detection for what? It's a scripted movie. There are no choices.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to experience this shit is to watch in on YouTube

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes the dialogue ost and visuals are kinda shit but you gays are insufferable acting like the gameplay isnt the exact same as every single previous god of war
    >hurr durr press 'x' to play
    >cutscenes with qtes!!!
    >telegraphed attacks
    >arbitrarily long fight (hp sponge enemy)
    >boss won't shut up
    literally go youtube every single big boss fight in gow1-3. It's the same garbage. I liked the garbage back in the day, but the switch from 3rd person hack and slash to this slower gayshit has put me off from ever touching a nu-Gow at all

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is how you do a tutorial boss fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do a plunging attack
      >hit 4-5 times
      >it's dead

      lmao.
      if you're gonna post a souls tutorial boss, at least post one that's an actual full fight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Parry and riposte him
        >Kill before the 2nd phase animation can even finish
        lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah asylum demon is good because at first you wont have weapons. getting the plunging attack will also teach a mechanic without a tutorial prompt which is pretty good

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice movie

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I guess making a boss battle these days = sliding models around on the X and Z axis? Pathetic.

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's it, I'm refunding my Steam purchase.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos sounds, bored.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Xtrannies? No games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not even remake 4 lmaooo, they have been quiet silent ever since

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no how will the guy who punches his way out of everything punch his way out of this.

    Maybe he'll find some weapon that lets him win

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His son will save him, he loses every fight against Thor.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these animations are shit as fuck, everything just looks like it fast forwards into an animation and thor's voice is fucking ass

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love how brutal and powerful og Kratos was, and how epic the original games were.
    Dad of War looks dull in comparison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit the combat in the old games looks so much better and much more satisfying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck did they dumb it down for the zoomer audience? WHY?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer
        i though most zoomers liked GOW 1,2 & 3. i remember most of my buddies liking it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers have no idea these fucking games exist probably.

          >acting like og games were good
          >le boi masacare.mpeg4
          Square

          The OG games WERE good, you fucking spermatozoon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >WERE good
            LMAO!!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the only thing different is a single Y press
              >GoW combo structure was the same anyway
              This comic was never good

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Zoomers have no idea these fucking games exist probably.
            how old zoomers are you talking about?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone born after 2000.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Zoomers have no idea these fucking games exist probably.
            I'm 22 and I've played GOW for 15 years kek. ALL of them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Only 3 was the good game out of the old ones.

            Every other action game back then mogged God of shite.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >acting like og games were good
        >le boi masacare.mpeg4
        Square

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The OG god of wars were great, they felt like epic adventures with huge scales in bosses and environments and didn't have to be an over the shoulder movie simulator to do it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >muh movies
            >when og games are infested with qte shit
            I hope you are just trolling.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yea there was QTE's but they were barely a part of the big picture, mostly used as interactable cutscenes, which were not very long.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Barely a part
                >want green/blue orbs from enemy? Qte
                >want to finish a boss? Qte
                Gotcha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow it was used to execute enemies in satisfying ways what a horrible idea

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes, to be cinematic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cinematic bad!
                No retard it's fine when done well in important moments

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >posts yet another qte cinematic shit
                >barely
                Same crap different year. Gowmorons are still retarded shiteaters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't even the first guy cunt
                If you broke down how much time is actually spent in QTEs it's maybe 5% of playtime

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >2 examples
                >Infested with QTEs
                You're just embarrassing yourself now. That being said, Nu-gow is basically only QTEs without the prompt, just look at this

                >press x to le epic
                Gaming is dead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >2 examples
                Jesus Christ you are retarded.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yea there was QTE's but they were barely a part of the big picture
                lol, lmao
                You did not play the games.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >posts a cutscene without QTEs
                Not very bright are you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cutscenes and QTEs were OG GoWs hallmarks.
                You see, Little Timmy back in those days GoW was THE cinematic game. They literally made GoW with the idea to show off video games are catching up to movies.

                >grand epic story
                >cutscenes out the ass
                >QTEs instead of actual game play
                >The game play it's self is super barebones and made so most people can beat them with ease

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can't jump in the new dad of war

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And? What kind of argument is that
                Did you fail to press O at the right time so your brain would come up with better argument?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I need air moves to make awesome combos.
                Compare Gow2, https://youtu.be/ixaes0kVlag move to Dad of war moves https://youtu.be/E0tV7PQOUak its boring.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You do understand that the OG GoW was built from the ground up to be cinematic right?
            There is a reason there is multiple cut scenes every level. There is a reason QTEs were there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >there are people that act like GoW was ever hard or a complex game

        Did you even fucking play the games?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the fuck did they dumb it down for the zoomer audience?
        GoW were always simplistic at their core, you braindead fucking moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >God of war used to be good and required skill to play
        KEK

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t. never played 2 on Titan mode
          Action games are meant to be played on their hardest difficulties everyone knows this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >y yea well if you play it on it's hardest difficulty
            No shit it's gonna be hard. Because everything 1 shots you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Does not change the facts that
                1. You need to actually beat the game on a lower difficulty to unlock that mode
                2. it's not the intended experience. It's an option but the way they exspect the majority of people who play the game to play or normal.
                3. Titan mode is EASIER if you know how to handle it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The same criticism can apply to most action games then
                Something like DMC5 is also piss easy on a first playthrough

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                actually you can unlock the higher difficulties early on 5 if you defeat prologue urizen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Something most people can't do until beating the game at least once

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah if that was your first action game I guess. If you're used to the genre your kit with base Nero is enough, it will be a battle of attrition since he has a lot of health but the kit itself is enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we are now gonna pretend the original gow trilogy was anything but goyslop zogchow
        lol
        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's really a shame the gameplay in the OG GoW isn't better and they completely gave up giving Kratos unique secondary weapons by 3 since all of the weapons are functionally Blades of Chaos but kinda different.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The gauntlets were cool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all of the weapons are functionally Blades of Chaos but kinda different.
        all three of the others have pretty distinct purposes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GoW1 is still one of my all time favorite openings to a game. Perfect way to set up a greek tragedy.

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thors fat ass flying away at the very end
    holy shit this was the most agonizing 10 minutes I've sat through in a while

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So there's no Ragnarok in God of War Ragnarok?

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ____ should fear the ____

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this peak goy slop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's premium goyslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is a prime example of why goyslop was coined

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor's lines
    >I couldn't give a hot shit about...

    Why does Thor talk like some 21st century retard?

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is Thor not all proper like Zeus?!
    Perhaps it's because he is a god of snow morons.
    Just fucking be happy he is not in drag. Because that is a thing he does in the eddas. If you actually know the myths and not the Marvel/Disney/Pop Culture versions. Thor being a slobbish uncouth oaf makes perfect fucking sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Thor being a slobbish uncouth oaf makes perfect fucking sense.
      Being a slobbish uncouth MODERN oaf doesn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's more about him being too modern if anything

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thought the 'we're done when I say we're done' moment might be a contextual thing you get if you're doing really poorly
    >thought that maybe if you did good instead, the fight would branch out in some other way, maybe kratos says he doesn't need to bring out the chains to beat thor up, thor gets pissy and pulls out some special move you wouldn't see otherwise I dunno
    >turns out it's nothing like that and you're scripted to take a mallet to the face and get tossed around a bit even if you're running rings around thor
    Man.
    I'm almost 30 fucking years old and I still haven't learned my lesson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly what I meant on my post here

      >It's better than just watching a cutscene.
      Is it? It's supplementing gameplay that you could be having with cutscenes tricking you into thinking your input actually matters when it doesn't. It's a cutscene that pauses itself until you press a button.
      It's the main issue with movie games in general, just because you can move the guy around during what it's supposed to be a cutscene doesn't mean your having any choice or effect in the game. If your input during a cutscene would actually change the outcome, and you weren't worn about it in flashing lights saying "MAKE A CHOICE" then it would have some credit, but I don't think that ever happened.

      If movie game cutscenes would change depending on your actions, it would actually make sense to have gameplay in between, since your actions change the cutscene, even if they don't outright change the story outcome. They way they do it right now makes no sense, just a an excuse to call a game "Cinematic experience" because that's what sells today.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Now we can fight like true warriors"

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker unironically jerks off over old series
    >a series which was considered a bottom barrel of action games
    My sides.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are many, many worse action games than classic GOW
      Just look at the average Ninja Theory or Grasshopper game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just look at the average Ninja Theory or Grasshopper game
        I thought nobody brought up these games. Except dmc reboot by nt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they're not brought because they're the actual bottom of the barrel
          Comparing GOW2 or 3 to them is insulting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      haha lmao xd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >braaaaapftftf
        Concession accepted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      xdd u plaed it as well? damn retro game series am i rite xd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >braaaaapftftf
        Concession accepted.

        ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fucking retarded or 12? They were always considered the cream of the crop, and for good reason. People were fucking HYPED for these games. Stupid fucking gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They were always considered the cream of the crop, and for good reason. People were fucking HYPED for these games. Stupid fucking gay.
        >any action game thread in the past: dmc/ng/bayo/gh/mgr, etc discussion
        >gow was considered square square traingle fest
        >Noooo actually people were hyped for yet another ZUUUUUS game
        Nice reviosionism, qtetard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They were definitely more complex than beloved action games like DMC1 and MGR

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you're 12 who has never played any of those games.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gowtard acts high and mighty
            hshahahahahahahahhahahahaha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah marvel loving basedtards maybe. Actual sane people knew they were just bargain bin trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          DCucks are the ones that like edgy and dark garbage tho.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, we dont. That is why the movies have failed. It's only the fedora tipping contrarians who feel smert for watching a movie that references....THE BIBLE!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kys revisionist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >retarded contrarian reviosionist opens his mouth
        Fuck off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok zoomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone have that old image of Ryu trying to teach Kratos how to ride a bike? Ganker has always hated GoW compared to other action games.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          most of Ganker were xboxfags when gow 3 came out and they just couldn't stop seething, specially since 360 was getting no games anymore at that point

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Before it was
            >old Ganker liked God of War
            Now it's
            >old Ganker was filled with xbots
            Ganker likes DMC3 and God Hand as much as NGB. Along with Bayo 1 and KH2, those are games that are commonly mentioned in threads in which scholars debate on what's the best action game. God of War is a joke.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >scholars
              Such pretentiousness lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't expect much less from actionfags. They are one of, if not the most pretentious bunch of shitheads on this board.

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was fucking dreadful.

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omg omg goyslop of war!!!!!

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Odin just gets up and leaves
    >2 fags walk out to congradulate you

    gay

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The frozen lightning looks cool, and that's all I'm giving this credit for.

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fromdrones right now

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks boring, what the hell happened to god of war?

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thors voice and dialogue are lame as fuck

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based sony for making so many gay in here seethe

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Thor was fighting just to see Kratos' real form gave me chills :cold_emoji:

  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos about to kill thor
    >"Hold on, I gotta shit!"
    >Kratos runs to the loo
    "boyboyboyboyboy"
    >Shits
    >Thor is standing in place
    >Kratos gets ready to fight him
    >"Oh no I gotta shit again!"
    Brilliant

  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me when kratos dances to california girls in the finale

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Soi of War
    No one cares, Captain Cuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This post reeks of goyslop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >*Pees on you*
        Take your buzzwords elsewhere, dingdong.

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man western devs can't animate. What a floaty mess.

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is thors movement so janky

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SO HECKING HYPED FOR KINOS

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute. That dodging mechanic.

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do they move like they're in Gotham Knights lol, looks janky af, then again this has always been a bad series

  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No timeline where baldur baldur gets over his mommy issues
    What a shame, the double boss fight with Freya sounds interesting though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related is the good ending

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I think that'd just make his mommy issues worse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...Realistically speaking would Freya have let baldur have his way with her if it meant keeping him in alive?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely, but more realistically if it meant keeping him alive she'd rape him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Welp what a shame, baldur shouldn't have gone full retard once he got his feelings back

  144. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl F goyslop
    >15 results

  145. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >17

  146. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that dialogue
    >that combat
    genuinely why the fuck do normalfags like this? this game is actually worse than DmC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's BECAUSE there is barely any gameplay that they love it. It's like a movie

  147. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do tendies complain about the game ? not like their shitty tablet could run it lol

  148. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kratos fights like a basedboy
    >expecting to see him go supersaiyan on this fat thor
    >he never does
    this whole fight is laughably bad, boring, bland and you gays dare make fun of elden ring bosses. oh and the dialogues, my dear god... when those gay dwarfs started speaking I could literally imagine anthony burch standing in front of me. absolutely disgusting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plus, Thor swears like some random American from the streets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cuss words are an American thing!
        Ergi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only Americans think it's cool to swear in every sentence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >this is what goyslop consumers actually believe

  149. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Kiryu vs Aizawa from Yakuza 5 has better fight choreography than this AAA PS5 game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Yagami vs Kuroiwa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Love the scene where Yagami gets tossed out the window.

  150. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys are pathetic and the biggest cucks in the gaming world. They could have make Kronos a MtF chud and they’d still sing the games praises

  151. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is why video games are the worst medium because they require you to externalize you cognition in a parameterized circuit whereas the novel is the best medium because it consists of internalizing and adapting your own cognition to a foreign cognitive structure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      penis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I internalize as a result of gaming all the time. Especially when playing Genshin. Using my imagination I create scenarios where I’m doggy styling the shit out of Lisa. See? You don’t need stupid books after all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, books are extremely based, but vidya can be fun. It's just that Western AAA games are never fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >books
        >words on paper
        Yawn. Books are gay that’s why we have movies now. Dumbass boomer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Goyslop moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

  152. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can already tell I'm not going to like the dialogue of this game. Even if the game turns out to be a 10/10 in other aspects, the minute-to-minute dialogue is frustrating in how it was clearly written by people who revere modern superhero flicks as their writing style inspirations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't ask chud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >30'000 years of GodKing
      >talks like a 15 years old
      i'm so so tired of these kind of garbage.

  153. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't know who anthony burch is, so i looked up the mf and found out that he (and his sis) apparently wrote a book, critiquing mgs bosses.
    https://bossfightbooks.com/products/metal-gear-solid-by-ashly-and-anthony-burch

  154. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf did they stop filtering goyslop?

  155. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait until the leak shit wears off because of saturation and companies will go back to regular trailers cause people will find that novel.

  156. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all these joyless contrarians
    it looks sick, I'm hyped.

  157. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what Ganker says, I like nu-gow but I'm still not buying a PS5.

  158. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sony should just release the game early at this point it's leaking all over the place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not how it works anon
      And this is one isnt really that bad, there is games leaking almost 3 weeks before

  159. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im surprised the video is still up?

  160. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna watch the video, i already know this game is going to be fucking goty. im also wise enough to know that any PS5 exclusive game is psyop'd from announcement and throughout it's lifetime by ESL subhumans/children.

  161. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did GoW 1, 2 and 3 have puzzle segements? All they did was waste your fucking time, literally NOBODY is buying the fucking game for that retardation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GoW 1 is basically Legend of Zelda with combat aping DMC. The other 2 tone down the puzzles, but probably kept them due to tradition.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To create some downtime just so the game isn't a constant sequence of fights which might become exhausting as well as becoming repetitive if the game doesn't have a lot of enemy variety. Same way movies aren't just 2 hours of explosions or a 2 hour long choreographed fight sequence.

  162. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks bro

  163. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what does odin look like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  164. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vpol trannies eternally seething about GoW
    >this time it's about... norse gods swearing
    what is it about this game that gets you effete gays so fired up?

  165. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just happy that the Fat Acceptance Community is finally getting some proper representation with morbidly obese Thor! Thank you Santa Monica! Representation. Freakin’. Matters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >god shown as a greedy asshole is obese
      What is wrong with this?

  166. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is he fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m just happy that the Fat Acceptance Community is finally getting some proper representation with morbidly obese Thor! Thank you Santa Monica! Representation. Freakin’. Matters.

      hes actually fat in the real life lore, not joking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ACSHUALLY IT'S LE LORE AKKURATE IF YOU DISAGREE U ARE STOOPID MAHVEL FANBOI :::DDDD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fat soi boys wanted to larp as power lifters.
      >THIS IS WHAT STRENGTH LOOKS LIKE

  167. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS FUCKING COOL!!!
    why are you all crying and pissing?

  168. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that thanos

  169. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NOOO HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FAAT AND R*TAARDEDD AAAAAAAA!!!!!

  170. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Thor voice actor is trying to copy Jeff Bridges from Iron Man. Like it's exactly the same.

  171. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This games success will break Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we already expect it will sell 20 million and be this years goty. anything less will be kek material.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >normalfags will eat up normalfag drivel
      shocking, never would've seen that one coming

  172. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    copy pasted shit baldur shit and the combat looks completely the same with not a single change or improvement, what a emberassment

  173. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how does literally every single boss in ff7r look a generation better on a visual standpoint and more exciting on a gameplay standpoint?
    like how the fuck is this looking so shit, visually unimpressive and boring?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a no bran action-adventure with piss easy gameplay for two digits IQ normies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This Place sure attracts them, they view this place like ''bros'' but stand against It for criticiting new thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a ps4 game

  174. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOW BEO WE'RE GOING HOME

  175. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >god of snore
    I guess I might watch it. Is it releasing to theaters or is it on some kind of streaming service?

  176. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that it will sell x10 more than Bayokektta 3 AHHAAHHAAHHA

  177. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > How were you ever a god of war?

    Jesus are these writers doing this on purpose?

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