God tier commercial thread

God tier commercial thread

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayyoo das racis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DAS RITE

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was this directed by Lynch?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Directed by the poor man's Stephen King? How dreadful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      understandable

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside, zoomers, elder GOD TIER commercial incoming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 32. This advert really worked on me. Scary shit!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hated this commercial when it was new. Now I find it heartwarmingly nostalgic.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=72

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playstation ad
    >has absolutely nothing to do with video games
    We should have seen it coming. Now their consoles don't even have games.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >le penguin of doom xd *holds up spork* tier commercials
    >good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>le penguin of doom xd *holds up spork* tier commercials
      actually filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's nothing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        PSP
        I have family to feed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because, Larry! Just for such an occasion! JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie, THATS NUTS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh I know right? Where's the hyper irony and political overtones?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The N64 had the best commercials

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I love how extreme it is for the American market. The nips at Nintendo who saw this must have been like wtf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a different time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S A MOTHERF*KN PINK BALL, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S BADASS? MAYBE BECAUSE YOU AREN'T.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is Dream Course any good? I was not impressed by the first levels. It is the equivalent to Sonic 3D Blast.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's just worse golf.
            you'd have more fun playing golf using the actual game as a ball and a trash can as a hole.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never actually wanted to play Kingdom Hearts as a kid but goddamn, I loved Simple and Clean and Sanctuary.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i watched this play about 5 times in the game shop
      when i preordered it for my sister for christmas
      i haven't actually played it much mostly just watched her play it and helped her when she got stuck

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Not everyone can be a samurai warrior!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why isnt there a new bushido blade game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't frickin' know...shit, that was so kino though, right? Controls were jank, but it was hilarious having entire matches decided by one swipe.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even beyond being gloriously cheesy, the production values are pretty quality. I'd love to see that Ganon puppet in person.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how did they manage to obtain soul in just one commercial?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you had 30 seconds to market this series, this is a pretty fricking good way to use it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was this commercial before or after the altelier Totori copypasta?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not only is this one of the best vidya commercials I've ever seen, it also introduced me to Mayumi Kojima, who's a gateway musician for my taste in music.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was peak soul.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad we never got his Neuromancer movie
    I will probably stay mad till I die

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me its:

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I miss gaming mascots

      This commercial was some great stuff and those were the actual Sega employees in it.

      Aside Nintendo, Do ever see anyone from higher management interact with fans or even youtube channels? MS and Sony executives really do not show up their faces outside corporate keynotes that always tone deaf.

      For example the time Iwata was with Arino on Game Center GX.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >For example the time Iwata was with Arino on Game Center GX.
        pretty sure nintendo had a contract with Arino and GCCX, not sure if they still do

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Can't find the episode but one of the most famous quotes was from Iwata explaining how testing was done and how developers increased the difficulty at the time because the game had become too easy for them, the quote ending with Iwata saying to Arino "and that's why you are crying now".

          Even if there was a contract, I do not think heads from Microsoft Game Studios or Sony Playstation branch have ever interacted with anyone which explains their views on the entire ecosystem, they are entirely driven by social media.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just leave this here

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE GOT A FIREPLACE THAT BURNS AT A HUNDRED BILLION DEGREES!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing a racing game whilst in a car
    >Both guys are button mashing in a single player segment
    >Only gameplay shown is the menu/customization
    Shame the original got deleted so this will have to do.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the goat

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cuck shit

      Of course it's Eurocuck marketing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You mean bong marketing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the dog matches up with the white womans plug

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah figure out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          v-videogames?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Next time someone b***hes a Ganker topic isn't video games, show them this. Not even video games are about video games.

            >mutts got triggered over the mild sex ad
            cringe

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Britbongs love cuckolding
              Sad! But not unsurprising, given the crumble of your "empire." Enjoy being invaded by Good Morning Sirs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Next time someone b***hes a Ganker topic isn't video games, show them this. Not even video games are about video games.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            v-videogames?

            lmao that's the PS2 ad.
            Sony sells sex.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          v-videogames?

          Next time someone b***hes a Ganker topic isn't video games, show them this. Not even video games are about video games.

          Ahem
          https://www.funny-games.biz/videos/830-juicedcommercial.html

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Eh that was kinda cool but I bet most of the budget went into that commercial given how that game sucked even for PSP standards.

            The Majora's Mask ads really sold me on the game:

            I am pretty sure that subconsciously people still associate the game to the ads reason it is rated higher than they should.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's eye catching but it sure as shit doesn't make me want to buy anything it's selling. But sure, put it in a museum or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick women etc etc but that is some shocking spacial sense you have yourself there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cuck shit

      yeah figure out

      >we need to sell a game console, ideas, go!
      >lets make some weird as frick shit, I dunno what consoles are

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cuck shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they knew their audience way back when

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, oh there is another anon's post

        It represents them so well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah figure out

      Imagine the smell.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Doom ones are always kino:

    I don't know how well was Doom 64 advertised but for a long time people assumed it was a port like the PS and Saturn versions. At the time I remember the South Park themed N64 commercial the most.

    Now I expect to get flak for this one:

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally too deep 4 you.

    But now seriously:

    This one depresses me because there was a time I looked forward to Playstation exclusive games.

    Also I miss this fricker like you would not believe:

    Why new consoles don't have mascots anymore? All you hear is LGBT that BLM the other and ZERO effort on making any sort of actual push, like if political propaganda was to win the market and that's when Sony puts the effort into actually announcing something. Absolutely Soulless

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Japanese Mario commercials

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking can't. This absolute CHADs face.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KEK
        I lost my shit so many times watching these back then

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KEK
        I lost my shit so many times watching these back then

        Press 5 for him

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of the Halo 3 commercials.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow reminds me of the potion seller skit

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit game
    Great commercial

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when everything related to games used to be cool, now it's all soulless corpo trash.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PS9 is gonna be lit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally methamphetamines.
      Selling meth would be a fitting end to Sony.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Drugs sell games anon.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Picture if you will a world in which Ed Boon announces at this year's E3 that the next MK game is a Shaolin Monks reboot based on MK Aftermath ending.

    There is a chance, the mad men made an entire animated movie based on Kano's MK11 ending.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the commercial about nostalgia will be10 years old this year
    bros...

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