>God your smell of sweat and grime and blood turns me on so fricking much god I want to rape you

>God your smell of sweat and grime and blood turns me on so fricking much god I want to rape you
>Tch, what do you mean you don't want to have sex?
>Doesn't matter I'll keep sniffing and schlicking to you anyways
What the actual FRICK is her problem?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow she's just like me

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is fugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is frogly

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frog pussey

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate the way the characters in this game are written. Imagine some fat, greasy dungeon master narrating the dialogue. This is why we don't delve deep into romance when my group plays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Approval should take much longer to build up considering how long the game is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I imagine that? This is a video game.
      I wouldn't like this in a tabletop RPG, but in a video game? Sure

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Act 1
    Worst girl
    >Act 2
    Top tier girl
    >Act 3
    Best girl by a large margin, no contest, no one's even close.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I told lazel's lich God to go frick herself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BASED

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a legitimate lich hunter. she wants nothing to do with me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a legitimate lich hunter. she wants nothing to do with me

          it's not my plane of existence

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laezel is teaching me how to talk to women after years of being doormat.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she fricks on the first date

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What in the frick are you playing Black person, quit being a colossal homosexual

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bhaal spawn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turning it around on her and she admits she just fricking soaked her panties because you almost killed her instead was pretty hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's honestly pretty good. shadow heart isn't worth it when you have lazel ready to kill you if you go mindflyer. she actually loves you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's hard to to true murder god

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't achieve the metamorphosis into the slayer, but it was awesome how lazel held me down because I was going to murder her

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making this race a female made the game so much worse

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Know that this one is superior to the vile Gith frog

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is a female coomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lazel fricks you the second she knows you're stronger than her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lazel fricks you the second she knows you're stronger than her

      she's clingy. I just want the vaporal sword

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > a white ugly gay wrote this post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and white ugly gay wrote most of the sex scenes at larian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and other white ugly gays animated them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so many horny gays

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute frog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's a good girl

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lazel kicks as because she can read the Easter egg githyanki disks for extra lore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >planescape torment I've updated my journal

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