>good morning anon. >what was that?

>good morning anon
>what was that? work? don't be silly, just play your video games and I'll take care of everything else

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet she stinks,

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the fuck are you and where's my waifu

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a work from home job. You can basically do whatever you want as long as you spend 2 hours working over the course of the 8 hour work shift.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just get a work from home job
      Not that easy. Shit’s flooded since every normalfag realized it’s way better than going into some soulless office.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >graduate from college from a decent-at-worst college with a great gpa and bs in econ
      >Every remote job I apply to, even ones marketed at "entry level" I am either ghosted, interviewed then ghosted, or told that they're going with someone that has more relevant experience

      It's been like five months and I'm starting to lose my mind a little. Like a constant feeling that I did something terribly wrong that noone wants to tell me about. I can present as a normal person. Mock interviews in college liked me. I'm gonna lose it. Was I just supposed to learn a programming language?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        College is unironically more about networking and nepotism than actually learning shit. Yeah you gotta learn shit but you also need to know somebody who you either have to suck off or gradually act friendly to, in order to get a job. Qualifications matter after you have your foot in the door. Like if you've been an engineer for 5 years and want to change jobs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        start putting gay or nonbinary or she/her pronouns in your applications
        t. took 7 months to find a new job this year

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you go to a ivy or near ivy league, college is pretty useless in itself.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this scenario would be perfect if a woman was not involved

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be pampered and spoiled by mommy so much it's unbelievable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then come here anon!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having your every whim catered to and being a lazy piece of shit would get depressing after a while. I've been there before.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well then dont be lazy. i would still take the every whim catered to part but i would also try to return the favor somewhat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and being a lazy piece of shit
      That's on you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hate restaurants because I hate the idea of not making the food I'm eating
      >hate birthdays because I hate the idea of people spending money on me

      I'm just fucking autistic at this point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have the capacity to hate such a boon then it isn't for you. It's for me.
      Now give it to me you sack of shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So have I. it's annoying to me since I'm such an independent person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I was just thinking about that today, there's no way I'd deserve being loved if I can't give back something in return. I'd love being a lazy piece of shit and not having to work ever again but that's not how it works in a relationship.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pregger into doing chores into shower into ...?..? vidya?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wakes up
    Oh thank Christ. That succubus almost ate my soul. Fucking demons.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. We are of no relation.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey, Anon! I got my wrestling deal going! Rainbow Mika and Vanessa Lewis are gonna be fighting in two weeks! How's about we celebrate with some sex?
    >"Oh? You're not feeling the anal mood tonight? That's fine, Anon; we can make out while jerking each other off. I love you somethin' fierce, Anon."

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built to be impregnated with a son whom she'll eventually fuck as well.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>what was that? work? don't be silly, just play your video games and I'll take care of everything else
    Big if true

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