listen. this is a new form of ironic meme made for the purpose of identifying chronically online retards. you're actually a fucking loser if you "get" this one. that's the whole point of it. if you want to be cool, from this point on you need to stop actively partaking in meme culture. are we clear?
>new form of ironic meme made for the purpose of identifying chronically online retards
Not like that's anything new. I'm just curious what the fuck the gibberish is supposed to mean. Coomers at least made sense in their stupidity.
listen. this is a new form of ironic meme made for the purpose of identifying chronically online retards. you're actually a fucking loser if you "get" this one. that's the whole point of it. if you want to be cool, from this point on you need to stop actively partaking in meme culture. are we clear?
He thinks it's not canon because it wasn't on the list of mainline games that was put out before Dread released, despite the fact that Other M was never considered a mainline game and was a side story like the Prime titles, which also weren't on the list. So I guess by his metric the Prime games aren't canon either.
samus fucks white shotas only
Samus would be a dyke in real life. She's a 6-and-a-half feet tall blonde who kills aliens for a living.
Slavs did that too.
Samus would be a slimy mutant bird girl IRL though, and that's not accounting from Phazon exposure
>GYATT girls onG fr
Don't worry about it
YOU'RE SO SKIBIDI YOU'RE SO FANUM TAX
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fossil
FOSSIL!
MUSHROOM!
*PING* WE'RE RICH! *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* WE'RE RICH! *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* WE'RE RICH! *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING* WE'RE RICH! *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING*
listen. this is a new form of ironic meme made for the purpose of identifying chronically online retards. you're actually a fucking loser if you "get" this one. that's the whole point of it. if you want to be cool, from this point on you need to stop actively partaking in meme culture. are we clear?
>new form of ironic meme made for the purpose of identifying chronically online retards
Not like that's anything new. I'm just curious what the fuck the gibberish is supposed to mean. Coomers at least made sense in their stupidity.
They're born in the meme. We know real life.
This is Ganker. Everyone here is chronically online.
SHEEEEESH
zerosuit condom
PROTECT MY BALLS
Sex with Samus Aran precious bird wife
haha i wonder if samus lays eggs lol
I'm about to find out, plapping her delicious plump bird pussy right now
>bird pussy
you mean her omnihole?
I want to feed her rice.
That ass is built for little cocks
I fucked her
t. tall black dude
Why does Samus consistently have the most amount of BBC porn? Is it the blonde hair + fat ass metric?
probably from the domination aspect because she's a badass
She canonically flirts with a black guy in Metroid Other M.
you've been reported
that game is literally not canon, not like anyone in this thread would know anything about the actual games
>that game is not canon because I said so
Is this what whitecels are telling themselves now? Lmao
it was decanonized for being horrible but a cuckold with bad taste wouldn't get it
He thinks it's not canon because it wasn't on the list of mainline games that was put out before Dread released, despite the fact that Other M was never considered a mainline game and was a side story like the Prime titles, which also weren't on the list. So I guess by his metric the Prime games aren't canon either.
i've GYAT to play metroid games
what does gyatt even mean
big ass
Made for big monke benis.
Samus is a phazon infected bird - metroid - human. I wonder if her pussy looks normal