>Jacob (/ˈdʒeJkəb/; Hebrew: יַעֲקֹב, Modern: Yaʿaqōv, Tiberian: Yaʿăqōḇ; Arabic: يَعْقُوب, romanized: Yaʿqūb; Greek: Ἰακώβ, romanized: Iakṓb),[1] later given the name Israel, is regarded as a patriarch of the Israelites and is an important figure in Abrahamic religions
Anon you need to step it up
The current generation of rich people went to far with the "fake untill you make it". They need to suppress criticism at all costs before people figure them out
Because the system the literal provable israelites put up is that words are power so they can defend their weak asses from military might. So when words are turned against them its like cockroachs when you turn on a light, they all scatter and get angry because their own bullshit is being turned against them.
It's basically an interactive tv show with microtransactions. Also the chat used to have a filter in place for "Kojima", but you could say nagger. It was wild
Japanese are incredibly naive because they themselves have good morals and principles and are polite. They knew people would probably name-drop Kojima because of his involvement in Silent Hills but presumed anons would be polite enough to not breach taboo words. They really are something else.
No part of this was made by the Japanese lmao.
They're just incompetent; the thing produced literally thousands of Javascript errors in your browser's log.
Ascension is basically a Telltale game in real time where choices are voted on by viewers BUT your vote is as strong as the currency you put behind it, and while doing shitty puzzles and just watching gets you some, you can also just buy some. There's also a battle pass with emotes and customization for your avatar (which only exists so that you can TRY to win the ability for your avatar to be a cameo in a scene). It's genuinely so awful that it feels like a parody of the industry.
Stoic bros, tell me how to bear the suffering in living in this absolute clownworld
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You need some soul-filling bread. Only $19.99.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
The Roman's use to give that out for free. Now you have to pay for a digital version of it
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Spend a little more and you can have that bread appear over the video, obscuring what is happening. Everyone will know that you have bread. That will be Silent Hill canon.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>digital version
it's not even digital bread... it's a sticker of a digital bread
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
ITS BREAD!!!!!
THATS WHAT HEATHER SAYS
ITS FROM SILENT HILL 3
MY FAVORITE SPEEDRUNNER PLAYED THAT PART
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Damn that woman sounds very black
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I am very rarely surprised by how low GaaS will go, but this is a fucking Silent Hill game? Seriously?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
no. you can tell the devs aren't asian
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
the IP is now dead
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>now
it was dead for a long time.
this is just pissing on its grave
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
This is a mocked up screenshot right? The comments sound far too sterile to be genuine.
And yet it's still more useful than the clothes for "your" character who will never be featured in the show anyway. They might as well start selling fonts and menu backgrounds
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
lol i figured everyone saw a different video and the customizations actually affected the character like they prerendered all the combinations or something
didnt realize its that shit and useless
To be fair SH already had an interactive comic book so an interactive tv show isn't that far removed from it. If you ignore all the microtransaction shit
>FO76 lets you take pictures using their photomode, and add it to your gallery - these photos are added to the loading screen pool, and teleporting into an area where you took the associated loading photo will have an increased chance of using it >this game has loading screens on the battle pass
worse than fo76 lmfao
Modern everything is so pathetic and antagonistic. If they didn't cultivate a world where so many people are just itching to both insult them, and felt so repressed they look for any large outlet to type out the word nagger, we wouldn't have this problem.
Is there a comprehensive video about this train wreck?
I guess this is the third day of this thing and the third day I see posts about being a complete joke.
It's funny because our reality is so much more nightmarish than anyone could ever predict. People thought a bad action game is as bad as it can get haha
They're barely a game dev studio. Even in their heyday gaming was just one division of them rather than their whole business model, and they heavily downsized and de-emphasized it after kicking out Kojima. All these SH projects are outsourced to teams of varying quality, basically whoever had horror game experience and a desire to work on SH got the ability to.
Because almost nobody knows this is happening. SH2 is a big game to people and has unintentionally become the last stop in a trilogy of TPS survival horror remakes with Dead Space & RE4.
nothing will ever be worse than the SH2 HD collection port. also >damaging to for silent hill
buddy I have bad news for you, there are exactly 3 good SH games out 9 (not counting The Orphan games). the series couldn't possibly get a worse rep, it's been dogshit/dead for longer than it was EVER good
PT is a walking sim with a singular hallway to walking sim in. it's also not a complete game, but a proof of concept of a game that has not and never will exist
it's an amusement park ride advertisement anon. I get you guys have made out the hypothetical finished PT to be the second coming of christ but the actual PT is just ok, if a little bland in execution.
That's fair but can you understand why someone would?
Shattered Memories is a well crafted game and, outside of a couple of design missteps (albeit pretty big ones) the game is a very inspired and realized final product. Unlike the shitty SH games, you could tell that the devs had a pretty clear and distinct vision of what they wanted the game to be and executed it more or less as they envisioned.
Who in the fuck even thought this was a good idea?
I am issuing a public fatwa against the households of all Konami executives, they are to be scalped on sight.
A pox upon their families.
I don't care for silent hill, but this is still making me mad. I want this to fail big time, but you just know there are enough people out there that are stupid with their money.
naw this shit is a certified flop, the reason they killed the chat was because people used to it shitpost and meme about the "game" being absolute dogshit. people generally are dumb and buy into garbage, but even this is a step too far into the trash bin for the kind of monetization they're going for. you can have a season pass and battle pass for something like Apex or whatever, but this is no apex.
I dunno I think it's pretty funny. like it's the perfect encapsulation of modern Konami, just a totally transparent and cynical attempt to score a quick buck using an IP they've been sitting on
Why don't they? homosexuals invade this board on a daily basis and play both sides. Literally repost greentexts onto there since they suck Ganker's dick all day.
Are those God's choosen people i see?
Fucking Poles? Rajesh are you fucking blind?
>Jacob (/ˈdʒeJkəb/; Hebrew: יַעֲקֹב, Modern: Yaʿaqōv, Tiberian: Yaʿăqōḇ; Arabic: يَعْقُوب, romanized: Yaʿqūb; Greek: Ἰακώβ, romanized: Iakṓb),[1] later given the name Israel, is regarded as a patriarch of the Israelites and is an important figure in Abrahamic religions
Anon you need to step it up
I'm named jacob and I'm a nagger
nagger names are either stolen (from founding fathers) or some random assembly of sounds like tarquisha
>nagger names are stolen
Goddammit naggers steal everything even names
That's normal, we always end up with Biblical names or vaguely French-sounding gibberish.
t. David
>named Jacob
>literally merchant phenotype
>"it's totally not a israelite!!"
are you blind tranny?
why are people so scared of words?
is 2023 people are not allowed to have an opinion unless you are a tranny, you just need to shut the fuck up and consoom.
The current generation of rich people went to far with the "fake untill you make it". They need to suppress criticism at all costs before people figure them out
The penis mightier.
He looks like my ~~*landlord*~~
she/her
climate change
diversity
Because the system the literal provable israelites put up is that words are power so they can defend their weak asses from military might. So when words are turned against them its like cockroachs when you turn on a light, they all scatter and get angry because their own bullshit is being turned against them.
>why is this blatant cashgrab so afraid of people calling it out as a blatant cashgrab on the singular platform they have control over
you are stupid
You are even more retarded homosexual.
This is a new golden age of Silent Hill
>skewing their sales by removing one of the main things people would buy it and enjoy it for
you are retarded
you're insane if you think the fucking chat of all things is what is going to turn people off from paying into this garbage
Words...can...kill.
Can't achieve communism withouta dictatorship from censorship, comrade!
>silent hill
>microtransactions
wait what?
It's basically an interactive tv show with microtransactions. Also the chat used to have a filter in place for "Kojima", but you could say nagger. It was wild
Japanese are incredibly naive because they themselves have good morals and principles and are polite. They knew people would probably name-drop Kojima because of his involvement in Silent Hills but presumed anons would be polite enough to not breach taboo words. They really are something else.
No part of this was made by the Japanese lmao.
They're just incompetent; the thing produced literally thousands of Javascript errors in your browser's log.
This "game" wasn't made by japanese.
>japanese
not a japanese company that produced that shite
please tell me there's a video of this chat out there I need to see this
Ascension is basically a Telltale game in real time where choices are voted on by viewers BUT your vote is as strong as the currency you put behind it, and while doing shitty puzzles and just watching gets you some, you can also just buy some. There's also a battle pass with emotes and customization for your avatar (which only exists so that you can TRY to win the ability for your avatar to be a cameo in a scene). It's genuinely so awful that it feels like a parody of the industry.
You expect me to take this bait seriously?
This is ai or something, right? It's a Silent Hill game. Not some multiplayer GAAS zoomer-core nonsense
Watch this and be enlightened.
Stoic bros, tell me how to bear the suffering in living in this absolute clownworld
You need some soul-filling bread. Only $19.99.
The Roman's use to give that out for free. Now you have to pay for a digital version of it
Spend a little more and you can have that bread appear over the video, obscuring what is happening. Everyone will know that you have bread. That will be Silent Hill canon.
>digital version
it's not even digital bread... it's a sticker of a digital bread
ITS BREAD!!!!!
THATS WHAT HEATHER SAYS
ITS FROM SILENT HILL 3
MY FAVORITE SPEEDRUNNER PLAYED THAT PART
Damn that woman sounds very black
I am very rarely surprised by how low GaaS will go, but this is a fucking Silent Hill game? Seriously?
no. you can tell the devs aren't asian
the IP is now dead
>now
it was dead for a long time.
this is just pissing on its grave
This is a mocked up screenshot right? The comments sound far too sterile to be genuine.
w2c that cardigan?
does this look like bait to you?
>LEGENDARY [LOADING SCREEN]
your are telling me the retarded EA greed memes had become a reality
From silent hill of all things
>LEGENDARY [LOADING SCREEN]
And yet it's still more useful than the clothes for "your" character who will never be featured in the show anyway. They might as well start selling fonts and menu backgrounds
lol i figured everyone saw a different video and the customizations actually affected the character like they prerendered all the combinations or something
didnt realize its that shit and useless
>they looked like bait to you?
>LEGENDARY [LOADING SCREEN]
>LEGENDARY LOADING SCREEN
Late stage enshittification of the gaming industry
>legendary loading screen
>280 Kroner
>40 USD
Ironically good bait. I approve, anon.
>battle pass for a fucking TV show
it is pretty hilarious and really fucking sad at the same time
I feel like I am having a brain aneurysm reading this. Literally what the fuck does this type of gameplay have to do with Silent Hill?
nothing
What made you think it has to do anything with silent hill. It literally just uses the name to tap into an already established fanbase.
To be fair SH already had an interactive comic book so an interactive tv show isn't that far removed from it. If you ignore all the microtransaction shit
MGS also had one, it was based actually
>Battle Pass for fucking EMOTES
NO, I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE
THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR
At least you can show off the emotes to other players so that they know you're a paypig.
But a fucking legendary LOADING SCREEN, really?
>FO76 lets you take pictures using their photomode, and add it to your gallery - these photos are added to the loading screen pool, and teleporting into an area where you took the associated loading photo will have an increased chance of using it
>this game has loading screens on the battle pass
worse than fo76 lmfao
Fallout 76 has emotes in their version of the battle pass
>SHA(t) emotes letting you do a default dance in the middle of a cutscene
imagine.......
you literally do not want to know
Someone post THAT pic of nu Silent Hill
jacob has a face i can trust
False.
The real GOTY for 2023 will be The Day Before by FNTASTIC/MYTONA
>~~*JACOB*~~
he looked like he spaced out a few times
Modern everything is so pathetic and antagonistic. If they didn't cultivate a world where so many people are just itching to both insult them, and felt so repressed they look for any large outlet to type out the word nagger, we wouldn't have this problem.
does anyone have a link to the entire first episode?
>jacob has a ton of sailor moon yuri in his twitter likes
based if you ask me
metahorror where canadians ruin a franchise live on the internet and you can't stop them
Is there a comprehensive video about this train wreck?
I guess this is the third day of this thing and the third day I see posts about being a complete joke.
Don't worry, it's going for half a year at least, with new content every day. There is no disembarking from the train.
>Is there a comprehensive video about this train wreck?
holy mother of zoom
>he doesn't want a video showcasing the most desperate moments to laugh at forever
Sounds like you're a homosexual, anon
Gaming cant be more over than it is now
It's funny because our reality is so much more nightmarish than anyone could ever predict. People thought a bad action game is as bad as it can get haha
Imagine paypigging hard for Ascension, and then they remove the chat anyway.
>yfw this shit exists so Bloober SH2 won't be the worst of this modern crop of SH games
Yeah but this isn't a game, it's an interactive experience. So Boober still gets to boob out the worst nu-SH game.
we need another video game crash
these are not even video games anymore
I hope it never recovers
SH2 remake might be the worst game of the year
I'll get 7s & 8s, more 9s than 6s, end up with a 75 on Metacritic, and be forgotten faster than Dead Space remake let alone the REmakes.
Is Konami the most evil game studio now?
Was raping Alucard in the ass not enough of a clue
They're barely a game dev studio. Even in their heyday gaming was just one division of them rather than their whole business model, and they heavily downsized and de-emphasized it after kicking out Kojima. All these SH projects are outsourced to teams of varying quality, basically whoever had horror game experience and a desire to work on SH got the ability to.
Konami is basically a gambling company with ties to Yakuza so maybe those stupid ideas that flop are just money laundering.
Is there unironically a more heartless "vidya" company than Konami?
blizzard?
Somehow I feel like pooper team's SH2 demake will be way more damaging for silent hill than even this is.
Because almost nobody knows this is happening. SH2 is a big game to people and has unintentionally become the last stop in a trilogy of TPS survival horror remakes with Dead Space & RE4.
nothing will ever be worse than the SH2 HD collection port. also
>damaging to for silent hill
buddy I have bad news for you, there are exactly 3 good SH games out 9 (not counting The Orphan games). the series couldn't possibly get a worse rep, it's been dogshit/dead for longer than it was EVER good
PT is good
PT is a walking sim with a singular hallway to walking sim in. it's also not a complete game, but a proof of concept of a game that has not and never will exist
And yet it's still one of the best horror games ever made.
it's an amusement park ride advertisement anon. I get you guys have made out the hypothetical finished PT to be the second coming of christ but the actual PT is just ok, if a little bland in execution.
>has not and never will exist
Umm anon have you played RE7
oh shit I didn't realize RE7 was directed by Hideo Kojima as a collaboration between him, Guillermo Del Toro and Junji Ito
The more you know
1-3 are great but 4 and Shattered Memories are good as well.
I can understand the arguments for SH4, but I personally did not like Shattered Memories.
That's fair but can you understand why someone would?
Shattered Memories is a well crafted game and, outside of a couple of design missteps (albeit pretty big ones) the game is a very inspired and realized final product. Unlike the shitty SH games, you could tell that the devs had a pretty clear and distinct vision of what they wanted the game to be and executed it more or less as they envisioned.
1-3 are criterion collection, golden disc tier kino, 4 is just a good game. maybe shattered memories. downpour is cringekino. the rest are indeed bad.
Eileen shaving
whatever happened to that one "leaked" SH game with the pink tree monster?
Probably cancelled. There are apparently more, unannounced projects. Konami is whoring it out to anyone.
Who in the fuck even thought this was a good idea?
I am issuing a public fatwa against the households of all Konami executives, they are to be scalped on sight.
A pox upon their families.
I don't care for silent hill, but this is still making me mad. I want this to fail big time, but you just know there are enough people out there that are stupid with their money.
naw this shit is a certified flop, the reason they killed the chat was because people used to it shitpost and meme about the "game" being absolute dogshit. people generally are dumb and buy into garbage, but even this is a step too far into the trash bin for the kind of monetization they're going for. you can have a season pass and battle pass for something like Apex or whatever, but this is no apex.
Keep crying
This is a new golden age for horror games.
You poor plebians wouldn’t know how it feels to be rich.
NFT’s in video games are the future
Kek
You think I’m joking?
This industry is now in its golden age.
Get with the times.
NFT’s and the Metaverse are the future in games
This genuinely sounds like it was supposed to be a blockchain game but had to do major damage control when that ship sunk.
At what point can a governmental entity formally intervene against a company making heinous products like this?
As soon as the people pay more than companies do.
So, when's the after show today?
I don't care about the actual 'episode', but I do want to see how far can Jacob take the pressure.
this is just sad
I dunno I think it's pretty funny. like it's the perfect encapsulation of modern Konami, just a totally transparent and cynical attempt to score a quick buck using an IP they've been sitting on
I just can't stop laughing. This is too insane and my mind can't handle it.
>This is too insane and my mind can't handle it.
Welcome to the true Silent Hills experience. The greatest meta-narrative horror ever penned.
Is this supposed to be a telltale like game, or twitch? I tried downloading the game but it wouldn't let me run so I have no clue.
You know it's bad because r/Gamingcirclejerk took a break from shitting on anti woke bullshit to talk about this game's monetization.
>r/gamingcirclejerk
why don't you go back
Why don't they? homosexuals invade this board on a daily basis and play both sides. Literally repost greentexts onto there since they suck Ganker's dick all day.
whew lad i'll be surprised if this show makes it longer then sam hyde's clusterfuck
I love this piece of trash, hope we'll get some anons to show us the best chat moments