Greatsword bros its over

>plenty of weapons were shown in trailers
>still no zhanmadao

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone unironically excited for Nioh 3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >three kingdoms Nioh

      Why wouldn't you be unironically excited?

      I only wish the English dub was as good as DW 7 or 8.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not nioh 3.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then how do you explain this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit is this real?
          I'm trans btw.
          Don't know if that matters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yeah. Jap mythology is shit I wanna slap people with a Chinese broadsword.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, every weapon is a variation of sword/dual swords/spear/axe, you don't see weird stuff like kusa/odachi/tonfas/switch/hatchets/splitstaff/fists

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        also no greatsword it seems 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i wish there was a Nioh3 releasing in a few weeks 🙁
      this game looks too much like a fromsoft game, like china sekiro, but i HOPE i'm wrong and its as good as Nioh2.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >based on china
    is there a minigame where you chop up fetuses for “medicine” and eat dogs? chinks fricking stink why would i ever want to play as one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's ok when japan do it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        japs dont do that shit dumbass we nuked them so now they behave. you should get fed to alligators.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Japs would eat the alligator raw and charge $500 per pound for it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >japs dont do that shit dumbass
          weebs really don't know anything, do they?
          Do you think the nature of the chink changes because they sailed to an island a few thousand years ago and wiped out the natives?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're saving it for the DLC

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Sick of you frickin gs “oongaboonga” losers. It’s a weapon not a fricking personality ffs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I want to oongaboonga people with a chinese greatsword, they look neat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Chinese-Jian-Sword
        >Sword-Sword

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I fricked up, that's not a zhanmadao, I deserve my suffering

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since there's currently no thread up for Stranger of Paradise, I'll just ask in here. But how's the performance of the game on PS5 compared to a PS4 Pro? Was considering upgrading to a PS5 before throwing myself back in at the last DLC and Wo Long.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

    -Frick- you big weapon obsessed morons. You ruined the run for several Souls games. This time maybe you won't just bunga ungas the entire time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a shit about player options you don't care about and can avoid in a fricking single player game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. That's right. Because you shiteating fricking morons are gonna all cosplay as Guts online and post in every thread like

        >WHERE MY BIG DAMAGE CLUBBA FRICKAS ?!
        >LOL THAT BOSS WAS EASY WHEN I HIT HIM WITH MY SUPER CHARGED BIG DICK FRICK YOU TECHNIQUE, GIT GUD gayQUEER

        Literally the worst part of any Soulsborne thread is the heavy weapon fricktards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Don't even get me started on how annoying Niohhomosexuals were begging for Odachi every thread until they got it too.

          The only people even CLOSE to how annoying great weapon frickers are were Naginata morons in Nioh 1/2 threads who didn't realize "spear" already encompassed everything Naginatas are about

          Autism. Where my fellow Kirkhammer bros at?!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My kigga

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. That's right. Because you shiteating fricking morons are gonna all cosplay as Guts online and post in every thread like

        >WHERE MY BIG DAMAGE CLUBBA FRICKAS ?!
        >LOL THAT BOSS WAS EASY WHEN I HIT HIM WITH MY SUPER CHARGED BIG DICK FRICK YOU TECHNIQUE, GIT GUD gayQUEER

        Literally the worst part of any Soulsborne thread is the heavy weapon fricktards.

        Don't even get me started on how annoying Niohhomosexuals were begging for Odachi every thread until they got it too.

        The only people even CLOSE to how annoying great weapon frickers are were Naginata morons in Nioh 1/2 threads who didn't realize "spear" already encompassed everything Naginatas are about

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