Gurumin

>find item that starts a trading chain miniquest
>items give cool descriptions if you look at them in the inventory
>get a special "chococake" at one step
>click it
>Parin eats it
>no way to get it back
>last save was hours ago

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would your last save be hours ago
    The whole game is structured around short dungeon runs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dungeon runs are very long and tedious when you're being careful to get every chest
      and the only time you get a prompt to save the game is after a boss, but you never really need to save unless you're quitting
      I didn't expect this cake thing to happen

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid cute gurumin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her name is Parin, you heathen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure, next thing you'll tell me is that Metroid is a girl

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Gurumin thread? At this hour? Localized entirely within Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        May I post in it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm learning how to sew. A Parin nui plush is my ultimate goal.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assume the tickle position, Parin.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite Parin having massive twintails that go to her knees, there's no art of her with unbraided, long flowing hair.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ZAMN. That's the tickle position?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Optimal for tickling the back of her knees.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your fault for being a fat frick.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone here actually beat the Boss Rush on Crazy Mode? Who am I fricking kidding, I know you gays never got anywhere near Crazy The Prince, being the absolute c**t that he is, has gorillions of HP and loses his elemental weakness on top. I only managed to beat this homosexual once before being disintegrated by Tokaron's dodging phase with literally zero inventory items left. I honestly have no idea how you're supposed to beat all that shit and still face off against Crazy B. Bean on top.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still on my first playthrough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no because the game wasn't THAT fun for me to crank up the difficulty and replay it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not doing it because you love Parin and want to see her in sexy outfits
        I really share my beautiful Gurumin threads with casual homosexuals and it disgusts me deeply.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disclaimer: this post was not made by me, the OP of this thread, and I disavow his statements

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was a nice little game on the PSP. Maybe I should emulate it some time.

    I am a grown-ass man if that matters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has a PC port

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate the phrase "grown-ass"
      I see it used exclusively by young people trying to adopt cool urban talk to feign charisma

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played it on 3ds not too long ago and I had fun

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trading chain miniquest only gives you a wallpaper. Like for your actual pc.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To Make the End of Digging (vs jdk band 2010) is the best falcom music track ever.

    Also, Parin sex, obviously.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pedophile thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      parinphile thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The question is, if i find shitposting about it funny, how much till i'll be one unironically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't post that trash
        Konata doesn't do drugs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to make such a moronic, cretin question you don't belong here. Also what the other anon said, you ironic twitter art-posting homosexual.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this game have some of the laziest enemy movement animations of all time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      falcom's first 3d game, please understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some of the laziest enemy movement animations of all time
      Do i even have to say it? Do i have to say the name?

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