GUYS BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN

GUYS BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No he fricking isn't you moron it's clearly some kind of trick

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the SHIT

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting some insane asylum dude on the TV

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO THE FRICK US IS BRUCE WAYNE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some rich corpo in Gotham, eh who cares anyway. Who wants to live in that shithole anyway?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ligma balls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not knowing one of the richest men in the world, I bet you don't even know who Lex Luthor is you fricking caveman

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AINT NO FRICKING WAY

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice deepfake butthole

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bat can't be Bruce wayne anyway, that hush guy went around with the same face, how do we know its not him?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So some soft billionaire who's never been on the street on his own is batman? Pffft get outta here pal, penguin will laugh his ass off when he hears about this

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    literal fedpost get the frick out of here Waller

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Lex Luthor is Batman. Who else could afford all those expensive vehicles and toys?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lex is bald, he keeps trying to trick the media with this hair shit, it's not going to fricking work Lex

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Batman is Bruce Wayne, explain how I saw Bruce at the Gala last week when Batman was out breaking bones?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a deepfake, Clinton doesn't diddle kids, stop thinking so hard about things.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarecrow's been hogging TV channels all night in pursuit of spreading fear and doubt, why should anyone believe this is real? And Carlo should get a fricking real job, stop renting out his stupid Clayface act to supervillains.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rich playboy going around at night risking his life
    Yeah and moon is made of cheese

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot how creepy the Arkham games can be, especially that VR game where the story is basically Batman having a nightmare. And all those subtle hints that Batman is asleep:
    >Rock a Bye Baby
    >Alarm clocks
    >Joker taunting you in shit
    >Things telling you to wake up like Morse code or Penguin screaming at you
    Why don't games have that creepy stuff anymore?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I habeeb in Harvey Dent, don't @ me
    #nomoredeadcops

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like that homosexual guy from the Daily Planet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bruce Wayne
      LMAO, next you're gonna say that gaygpt clumsy ass reporter with the glasses from Metropolis is Superman

      Clark is not a fricking homosexual. At least he has a respectable job and a hot gf unlike you turbo virgins

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get off the internet Clark. I know you like Jimmy but h ratted me out to the boss for being on here too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and a hot gf
        She's fricking Superman. cuck Kent probably gets off to it, or at least leverages it for interviews. What a fricking freak.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bruce Wayne
    LMAO, next you're gonna say that gaygpt clumsy ass reporter with the glasses from Metropolis is Superman

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the richest guys on the planet lives in Gotham
    >it's still a massive shithole with insane poverty and crime rates
    >city is also full of guys in tailor-made halloween costumes beating the shit out of these poor criminals
    guys, what if the whole city is just a purpose-built playground for rich people to assault, torture and murder poor folks with no consequences?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to bed, Queen. Don't you have some junkie to neglect?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know plenty of poorgays in Gotham that assault and murder people.
      Things are better now that the loonies dress up in costumes, you know to leave when you see em.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah? Surely the most intelligent man of our generation would have been able to figure this information out, it's clearly not Bruce lame because I would have known about it.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you vote for him?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pov: you're about to meet another bat

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman already tweeted it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not the Hal Jordan edit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This actually happened in the Comics
      How the frick would this even happen? The dude's got a fricking supercomputer in his basement, I'd be shocked to believe that he isn't watching Social Media for any mention of breaches like this, and shut them down the moment they happen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is from Injustice when Batman and Superman were first turning on each other, if memory serves the entire reason he did it is that Batman had shut down the Watchtower while they were all inside, and they had to do some shenanigans with Cyborg to get out the signal.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw live in Gotham, 12 Murder Alley
    >parcel services think it's a joke and won't deliver my animu figurines and full body pillows
    >"who in their right mind names their street Murder Alley"

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meds
    Now

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit, everyone knows Batman is a CIA-funded secret agent operating extra-judicially and illegally on American soil. Just think about it for a minute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best of goon chatter

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon musk is Batman. Desantis is robin prove me wrong, trump is the joker.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Jeb! Jeb! Is a big fat mess

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF THE BAT-BATS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He didn't hit this.

    Is he gay?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a man tho

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your brain is weak, your mind is weak, maybe you should stay away from the internet.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI GENERATED FAKE NEWS

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bold and brilliant
    arkham knight is so fricking good, its unbelievable we still have morons who dont get it

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arkham Knight is the worst Arkham game.

    That is all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to add an addendum to this statement:

      I am not counting Blackgate in this assertion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has been deboonked
      Knight > City > Origins > Asylum

      Although every game does something better than the rest.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid that's not how it goes, sonny.
        For a variety of factors the tier list goes:
        Origins>City>Asylum>Knight

        That's because Knight is slow.

        Batman is slow. The car slows down the game. And having a car slow down the game making the gadget-swap become a button and a circle selection makes it even slower.

        Furthermore, the big crowds of goons on the street are a tease because when you dive into them, they all run off and leave you with, at most, 5 enemies to fight. All the big fights are scripted.

        Compound that with the car getting in the way of fistfights, the detective button being on the D-pad, the riddler trophies being even MORE of a pain to collect than in City, the moronic amount of busywork sidequests and the completely underwhelming bosses, it's still a very good game, but it stumbles in so many places it's hard to call it the best.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way that's true. He probably just gives him money for kicks or something. Rich guy like him wouldn't get off his ass for anyone.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in my apartment earlier today
    >hear some guys talking in the hallway, something about recent shooting in the subway
    >everyone's been talking about this shit recently
    >when does it end
    >guy starts screaming about shit, banging on the door opposite me
    >i'm just trying to watch re-runs of Live! With Murray Franklin, but they've always gotta make this noise
    >seems to calm down at the very least, some midget came out of the room with a bit of red paint on him
    >now all I can see outside my window are a bunch of unemployed teenagers wearing clown masks on the street
    >gotham really is a shithole

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake news

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the city tries to blow us all to pieces again, I got a mortgage to pay off

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If superheroes were real their identities would be found out fast

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lois Lane knowing who batman is in the superman animated series always bothered me

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO Is this another tv hijacking by the joker? Like I'd fall for this shit again

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next they'll be telling us the Joker is Batman. There's 100 fricking lunatics in this city that can shapeshift, I don't believe shit anymore.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, that's why when I was brainwashed in a helicopter flying around Wonder Tower looking for Batman, Strange was calling him Wayne. I thought it was his first name.

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