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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im da joka baby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Joker
      >Not Crow

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Troy Baker voiced Joker roles in the past

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          troy baker has voiced just about every possible character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the most recent "Arkham" game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kojima of all people made a better Joker than DC

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god, you can even smell the s()y on the left

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where does this joker even appear? I don’t remember seeing him in any of the cutscenes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an achievement worth noting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still have yet to see someone explain the context of this animation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My guess is they were aping the character intros from Suicide Squad

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but like does this actually appear in the game? How is this segment introduced? What is the jonkler even saying?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a good question. I don't think anyone here actually played it so good luck getting an answer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i just realized hes an amputee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You know that this site is now mostly zoomers, because nobody can recognize the black metal make-up in this site
      Im starting to feel old in here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine pretending this character is some sort of homage to a niche genre of shitty music and not just a blatant reference/lift of Brandon Lee's 'the crow'.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine pretending
          We know nothing about this character other than he looks like a sci fi black metal guitarist and has some whacky super powers.

          Even boomers would attribute it to Kiss. It's not about age, black metal has just never been popular

          >black metal has just never been popular
          I agree. But its popular enough for people to just be aware of it.

          It's clearly an Alice Cooper via The Crow reference, rather than corpse paint.

          How do you know that? Are there clues about it? It seems more likely to be that case since kojimbo is a cinephile, but that is just a speculation

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We know nothing about this character other than he looks like a sci fi black metal guitarist and has some whacky super powers.
            You didn't play the first game.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking moron lol

              >We know nothing about this character other than he looks like a sci fi black metal guitarist and has some whacky super powers.
              Bruh

              Okay Black folk, I'll admit I havent played the 1st one, but Im planning to since I liked the DS2 trailer, so tell me whats is that guy about

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just play it. Higgs steals every scene he's in. The first act is MGS4 levels of slow and the first landscape is an extended tutorial. Get through the first Cliff fight and the game opens up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1st sale that happens, I'll get it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Firstly, you should play the first game

                Second, I called you a moron cause everyone knows "the black metal makeup style"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We know nothing about this character other than he looks like a sci fi black metal guitarist and has some whacky super powers.
            Bruh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even boomers would attribute it to Kiss. It's not about age, black metal has just never been popular

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's clearly an Alice Cooper via The Crow reference, rather than corpse paint.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking moron lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >im soooooo old, I’m the only person in Ganker that knows what black metal is ugh everyone is a zoomer
        A) frick you moron, you’re like the kids who type “I was born in the wrong generation” in the comment section under ac/dc videos.
        B) American rock bands have been using similar face paint since the 70s, way before black metal existed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you’re like the kids who type “I was born in the wrong generation” in the comment section under ac/dc videos.
          I feel sorry for those kids. They are probably right. And also aren't realizing that they get to make the rules for their generation. But who really realizes that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >op pic
        >black metal
        Jump off a cliff poser

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >complain about zoomers not knowing corpse paint
        >also call corpse paint "black metal make-up"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously higgs will be a juggalo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joker doesn't play the guitar. It's the Crow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Joker plays the guitar, it's joker.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOMS GONNA FREAK

      *PLAYS SICK SOLO*

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is so fricking cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This trailer was fricking stupid

      Blees... kojima is based redpill genyoos... make good game that also brain hurt... plees...

      Tell me how this is any more ridiculous than pic related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fatman is funny and he makes sense within the tone of MGS. Death Stranding clearly takes itself much more seriously. Also Fatman didn't talk like a Marvel characet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Death Stranding clearly takes itself much more seriously
          not really, especially not Higgs

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hope there's more higgs face punching in the sequel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we need more games where we punch troy baker

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Death Stranding clearly takes itself much more seriously
            Yeah it does kojima pretends its a deep game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't perfect but generally, MGS is goofy with hints of serious tones, while Death Stranding is serious with hints of MGS goofiness. Examples of Death Stranding being goofy doesn't make it not a darker, more serious game than MGS2.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DS is maybe less fruity than MGS2 was but it's not "dark" in that way that MGS2 robs you of all hope for the future once you're done playing it. Quite the opposite. Death Stranding is an unfalteringly optimistic game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get away with anything so long as you keep your pinky out CHUD.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LAUGH AND GROW FAT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OPENT A PORDAL TO A NEW DIEMENSHUN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell Yeah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to play this fricking game holy shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >play
        Don't you mean watch kek the trailer doesn't even show any gameplay

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's me. I'm guys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. The Ganker poster known as "guys"...

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This trailer was fricking stupid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough flossing and troon colors?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not enough flossing and troon colors?
        lol bro is LITERALLY WEARING ORANGE ARMOR IN THE PIC! YOU ARE THE TROON!!!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orange isn't politically coded.
          Well, OK. Maybe it's on one of the identity meme flags but it's not on the tans one.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He seriously enjoys the color orange
            oblivious troon

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Goku
              >Naruto
              >Charizard
              >Donald Trump
              Orange is the color of winners

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gj outing yourself

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Orange is used in aerospace and general engineering. It's a man's color, troony.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Orange is used in aerospace and general engineering.
                >It's a man's color, troony.
                These two things are opposites

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is the official color of the despicable D*tch

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orange is the color of fire, its super manly lmao.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro, fire is LITERALLY FLAMING, YOU FRICKING ORANGE COLORED homosexual!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny considering asiaticjima hired and has multiple pictures with the trendy troon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how old are you, anon, if you dont mind me asking?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HELL YEA BROTHER

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know much about The Crow but apparently he's some kind of undead avenger type character which maps with what Higgs is getting up to these days.

      Hey brutha, did ya miss me?

      If The Garden shows up in DS2 I would lose my shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's also a rock musician.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well there you go, the design is like Higgs stole Amelie's body and dressed up like The Crow in sci-fi kabuki armor. La Creatividad does it again.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that...?

          Kojima even had the trailer release on Brandon Lee's birthday

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn’t expect to see The Garden on Ganker
        >Kojima’s 6 hour final cutscene plays
        >Please, Frick Off plays over the credits

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't it make sense that Kojimbo threads are where you also find the people with wild taste in other media.

          I don't go on Ganker though, it's such a trash board.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dude Clanton frick yes
            exceptional taste, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn’t expect to see The Garden on Ganker
        >Kojima’s 6 hour final cutscene plays
        >Please, Frick Off plays over the credits

        only song i know is Egg, what else should i check out from them?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The album Mirror Might Steal Your Charm is where I started, the song Call the Dogs Out hooked me.

          dude Clanton frick yes
          exceptional taste, anon

          Absolutely based.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No Destination
            Call the Dogs out

            Actually just all of Mirror Might Steal your Charm is good

            Mirrormind.

            I wonder what other fish I'll catch with this one.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person did I just catch you posting Joe Hawley?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No Destination
          Call the Dogs out

          Actually just all of Mirror Might Steal your Charm is good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The album Mirror Might Steal Your Charm is where I started, the song Call the Dogs Out hooked me.

            [...]
            Absolutely based.

            thanks anons, i'll check out Mirror
            if you guys want it i still have the Caroline Loveglow song that Clanton covered

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, and in return have a The Garden featuring Mac DeMarco

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this thread is better than the entirety of Ganker

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker is completely insufferable. I'm not even sure why the people who post there do so except for the actual musicians.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a few bonus tracks, anon. you earned it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Basado. Retorting with my favorite "IDM" artist.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                and frick it let's throw The Books in here to really max out the weird.

                well frick it, have some more while we're at it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Put those Schnauss and Moore albums right in my library. Super up my alley.

                Love that Moore song. The goofed up jazz is such a good sound. It brings Jacob Mann to mind.

                And that just segues into like Louis Cole and Vulf and Snarky Puppy and that's an entirely different branch of musicianship.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's one of the most fun parts of music, finding those pathways to other genres
                most enjoyable thread i've had in a minute. thank you anon
                have some piano

                might recognize the Bill Evans piece, Nujabes and others sampled it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most enjoyable thread i've had in a minute. thank you anon
                Definitely, beautiful songs. I dropped off of Nujabes after it got extremely samey but it's still great stuff. A lot of that late 00's-10's atmospheric electronic music has a tendency to bleed together and get awfully predictable. Still, there were great standouts from the period.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i feel it. used to religiously play Nujabes but it fell off for me as well. a few stand-out tracks remain in my normal rotation.
                genuine pleasure sharing songs with you dude, thank you for all the new tracks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >genuine pleasure sharing songs with you dude
                Same to you. La Creatividad clearly filters out tastelets.

                Now I have to post some folk/country though because I'd be betraying myself not to share what I've been most hooked on recently.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh and Sierra Ferrell because she has a voice like a gramophone and CUTE KNEES

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                check out Company of Thieves, they might tickle a country-adjacent bone for you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She has a great voice. It's like the guitarist sounded to a little extra shoegaze, and it shares a bit of that sound from 90's country. You want to tip that even further into the Old 97s though.

                Also the dude is queer as the day is long but Orville Peck has one of the best voices today and is performing campy glitzy country with 100% sincerity. I'd happily go to one of his concerts in full hazmat gear.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mad respect to Orville for plying his craft, dude is all-in on his motif and he fricking kills it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                few more

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cranekiss
                Holy shit that's good. Heavy Cocteau Twins/Cranberries vibe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hell yeah. if you like that, you'll dig this one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah this is very solid. We don't even need to bring up MVB/Loveless I don't think.

                Instead I'm going to post some weird/extreme guitar songs.

                and Moon Hooch to put a stamp on it

                The first game is 50% off on Steam, would you guys recommend it?

                Unabashedly yes. I've been playing vidya for decades and it's one of my favorite games of all time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Basado. Retorting with my favorite "IDM" artist.

                and frick it let's throw The Books in here to really max out the weird.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker is completely insufferable
                I agree. Everyone is either a pseud or a gay-pop fan in there. Nobody actually posts about good music there

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was shocked to see how virulent k-pop threads on there. I typically expect electronic and metal circlejerks but that blindsided me. I guess Ganker has a disgusting amount of gatcha threads so I shouldn't be so surprised.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's also a rock musician.

      K-I-N-O

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that's a homage to Seikima-II what with the guitar and all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm sure it will be in one of the 700 emails we'll have to read.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty sure that's a homage to Seikima-II what with the guitar and all
        moron
        he looks nothing like seikima
        its extremely clear its modeled after the crow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks like the guy from Detroit Metal City who's modeled after Seikima-II thougheverbeit

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey brutha, did ya miss me?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take this concept
    >render it in ps1 graphics
    >stick it in a metal gear game
    >you would all love it
    literal goycattle

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep looks like kino is back on the menu boys!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lighting makes it look like he's holding someone hostage at knife point. I almost thought this was some meme edit

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool movie, Kojima, but this is a videogame board

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Closer to pic related.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blees... kojima is based redpill genyoos... make good game that also brain hurt... plees...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kojima is based redpill
      There are people who believe this kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have this on your hard drive?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you're viewing it on a webpage, its also on your harddrive

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the guy storing porn in his browser cache is a mastermind.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when does death stranding get good? I just made my 4th delivery through that field of bts when my bb decided to peace out and im honestly not getting it. Its just a walking sim with added kojima schizo rambling

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you do, get to chapter 3 and play a bit. Then if you are not feeling the game just drop it. It's not for you. The sequel probably will be, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't like it now you probably won't ever like it. Yes the map after tutorial island is better and you get more toys but you're still a delivery boy 90% of the time. Personally I love it traversing the snowy mountain felt like something out of fellowship of the ring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chapter 3 is the great filter, if you getvoadt that you're in nonstop ludokino

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the Crow. Not the Joker.
    Fricking zoomers.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ummmm actually it's inspired by this obscure character that you never even heard of pleb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelites would hate The Crow because he would kill all of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Crow is obscure?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's all relative to the size of your steeple.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ehhh now we are just saying "goth all looks the same"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just a joke m8 and I love Manson, no need to be a freak on a leash, go get some nookie in this Amerikana.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool if it wasn't Soi Baker voicing this clown character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew nothing about Troy Baker before playing Death Stranding, I just love Higgs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sick and tired of seeing morons complaining about Baker here. He's great at Higgs. Terrorist Higgs, though. Not sure about that metal version yet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Once an actor starts spewing garbage political bs and insulting their fans, I have a hard time separating them from their art

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even know he said something controversial until you mentioned in your post and I don't care.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM DA MOTHERFRICKIN JOKAH BAYBEE

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are somehow mad at this? Looks like Kojima is just having fun.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy crap is that a black metal reference?!

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we literally just taking jokes from twitter now

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish Death Stranding wasn't so FRICKING GRAY.
    I live in the pacific northwest, it's always fricking gray here. Silver skies and constant dampness. I want color. Red, blue, green, yellow, purple, anything - Anything but fricking foggy gray and lichen .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person did you not see the trailer? the main color this time seems to be red/orange

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, saw it and turned off the trailer. I killed that Black person last game, at least wait one before bringing a villain back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I killed that Black person last game
      When?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything Kojima creates is just nonsense. I wish people could see the truth. Take, for example, the new trailer for Death Stranding 2; it's the same game as the first one but with a few random ideas thrown in that were floating around in Mr. Kojima's head during the game's development. A ridiculous puppet because he saw a show by Jeff Dunham. He recently discovered KISS and thought, 'Wow, they look cool; they should be in my game.' And what if you have two hands next to your neck, is that not very practical? But it's a reference to the Three Wise Monkeys – wow, how profound. I just can't stand that this guy gets so much praise for his absurd stories; he should be ridiculed, he should be ashamed of the things he creates, but because he is from japan he only gets praise"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And what if you have two hands next to your neck, is that not very practical? But it's a reference to the Three Wise Monkeys – wow, how profound
      He came up with it while walking around the airport with his hands full and it seemed like a cool future-tech idea lmao it's not that pretentious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get out of your own ass, homosexual

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell Yeah

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a loser but nevan is my least used weapon.

    Only true gamers will get this reference though. Only the elite of the elite.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is getting hardcore pozzed by Pedowood isn't he? This looks like actual slop but I'm not surprised all the moronic pozzed Americans on this board love him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pozslopmogpog, onionscringecoallocked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wubalubadubdub to you too, my fellow subversive pozz enjoyer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't enjoy movie games or parroting current chan catchphrases.
          >Erm subverting expectations LIKE LE MOVIE?!
          haha I saw Red Letter Media too!

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glad kojima's channeling the energy that made people like him in the first place for the sequel - could not care any less for the original, yet this seems great

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell Yeah

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first game is 50% off on Steam, would you guys recommend it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get big rigs instead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's not for everyone but if you end up loving it there is nothing like it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If fighting the terrain is your thing I recommend Spintires and Snowrunner

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are great too but the challenges make me seethe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had potential but overall pretty bad/mid

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sói Baker face and voice
    Nah don't think so

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >serves as an impediment to the main character
    >always shows up in situations out of the blue
    >does wacky off the wall shit and spergmaxx winks at the camera
    >was steadfastly loyal to central key character in plot until betrayed and acts out on some nihilistic crusade
    Higgs is literally Revolver Ocelot reskinned.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Higgs is literally Revolver Ocelot
      Pretty much every character in Death Stranding is some kind of remix of an older MGS character because Kojima can’t into new characters anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > kojima cant write and has to reuse characters
      lmao

      Why do you have this on your hard drive?

      To own the kojima drones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >keeps softcore troon porn around to "own" anonymous strangers
        Yeah that's what I'd tell my dad too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >softcore troon porn
          wut?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >post something embarrassing about a group
        >they accuse you of enjoying it
        They'll hit you with that projection every time. If they were accused of murder, in court they'd call their prosecutors snuff fetishists for showing crime scene photos.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"people" are actually looking forward to this blithering nonsense
    You are the reason video games are bad now.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i rike it

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Kojima just exposed all his own fanboys.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for his brother melvin to show up

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DS2
    how. I thought the first one sort of flopped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it did great

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Includes...free access as part of subscription services
        lol
        lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idc if they bought it. I'm not a shareholder. I'm happy they played it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why they won't get a sequel, right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon did you just wake up from a coma

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon???

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the face paint is kinda cringe ngl tbh tbh
    Never liked juggalos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is from the crow, which predates juggalos by at least a decade.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ICP had two albums and an EP out before The Crow came out.
        Their lyrics were actually pretty funny early on.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >American cultural history lesson

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM DA JOKAH BAYBEE

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even using a V. What a poser, will not buy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      V's are gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 string white explorer is literally my end game guitar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Posting Hatfield and calling others posers
      Kek

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was sold when he did a little shimmy and quoted the talking heads “same as it ever was” kojima has honestly changed my taste in music in the past and I love seeing him incorporate it in his work

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >With guns and violence the whole damn world could be yours
      >SAME AS IT EVER WAS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        higgsman? heh MORE LIKE KINOMAN
        YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > headstrong!
    > I'll take on anyone

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah. 2 simultaneous seethe threads over the same character. My canteen overflows with tears and monster energy particles

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HIS CHOPS ARE TOO RIGHTEOUS! MY HELMET CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF ROCK N' ROLL!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I KNEW he was a Goofy Goober

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless this dude is playable and the game's just MGR with an electic guitar, I don't care. Kojima can shove his cutscene-laden schizophrenic walking sim up his ass.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess he's going for something like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I think you're on to something. I wonder how Kojima got Baker to say rape so many times

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hell no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rude.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HELL YEAH!

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohhh I get it ELECTRIC guitar, bravo kojima.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we are seeing korjima invent the mechanic known as "rock and roll" in real time

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So who's album is Kojimbo gonna use for this one since Ryan is dead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woodkid already partnered with Kojima. Didn't outright say that it's for DS2 but it is safe to assume since his songs were added in DC and used for the trailer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whole game is just gonna be the AC Revelations trailer
        Absolutely based I kneel

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell Yeah

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell Yeah

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Dudes

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that fricking sucks.
    it's basically 3 references on a single character, that's it, references.
    Kojima has finally run out of La Creatividad.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was very proud to have completed Death Stranding without ever killing a terrorist or mule.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't go on a killing spree after a MULE made him trip

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are basically overwired toddlers who've had the Death Stranding equivalent of too much screentime.

          I put them down for naps with my truck.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kill MULEs. Genocide MULEs. Throw MULEs toddlers into the trash can. Slash MULEs with a katana.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lob hematic grenade at MULE's head
        >shoot him in in the leg with regular assault rifle rounds
        >switch to rubber bullets to finish him off

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first thought was "Hell yeah". Not going to lie. My T levels are through the roof by the way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your troony levels are through the roof? Yeah we can tell.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 exclusive!
    Exclusively on PS5!
    Get PS5 and have fun, instead of waiting for buggy ports:*~~
    Xbox games also coming to PS5!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for beta testing snygger I will be patient and enjoy DS2 on my 5000 series card.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Pat Patterson level in the new WWE 2K24 game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wyd when the homie with no ka hits you with the kabedon.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heck Yes

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell Yeah

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad people are finally realizing DS1 was ludokino.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are jannies deleting video game threads what the frick.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn straight.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima has not made a good game since MGS1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty amazing.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first thing i thought of was that first bad guy from part 4

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jojo reference unironically

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Krauser and Rape

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that Slade Craven?

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE WEBM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hisses
    you just dont know kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The puppet actually made me cringe
      Seriously some 8th grade tier shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It made me laugh my ass off.
        As a fan of B movies, the whole segment was magical. I cant believe the balls on kojimbo to put something so ridiculous and out of place in there. It unironically makes me want to play the game.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taking a picture of a monitor
    >not posting a screenshot
    Kys moron!

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah!

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojigays will kys in 2025 when this drops and everyone forgets ds2 is coming out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the PC port will save his game again, especially since it will come a year before GTA VI's PC port

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah this reminds me of the Impaled Nazarene and true black metal.
    I didn't know Kojima is a fan of Mayhem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >La creatividad listens to low roar
      This isn't a reference to mayhem. Kojima is a soft baby

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it looked morone

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goyslop
    😐

    >goyslop, le epic reddit metal gear guy
    :0

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes goyslop is nice, its meant to be palatable

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