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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like 2013 :3

    • 3 weeks ago
      DoctorGreen

      are you single? 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have girlfriends but we're poly :3c

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but with shitcolored eyes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bend over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look like 2023.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will fuck you in 10 years.

      I look like 2023.

      Bend over.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get it.
    qrd?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A progressivist fundamentalist studio made a white male character to humiliate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing you're not even white

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right, right. White doesn't even EXIST in Alinskyland, n'est-ce pas?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course white exists, blonde hair, blue eyes, not you of course, you will never be white

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry mutt, you'll never be white

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How is that relevant here, Moshe? Anon could be the blackest gorilla nagger in existence and he'd still be right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they actually made him suffer because corporate shill polls say heroic characters are boring but you should go leave

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not us it's corporate
          No one's ever going to believe this slop. Literally no one wants the changes you've wrought

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >heroic characters are boring
          Well that's the kind of braindead conclusion you get when your only source of validation is a carefully curated bubble of legacy tumblr-tards who migrated to twitter after their gay furry porn got banned.
          I'm glad corporations are waking up to the reality that normal, healthy people who enjoy classic stories of heroism are still the overwhelming majority of their fan base and of people in general.
          Troondom was always an artificially inflated bubble that cannot survive on it's own without billions in ESG funding propping it up. The time of far left tyranny running the show is finally coming to an end now that we're in a global recession. and everyone is realizing that the tiny minority of deranged online weirdos they have been catering to is actually an insignificant market segment.
          I knew the bad guys would lose eventually. They always do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Considering the damage already done, this is hardly hope evoking.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this.
            > inb4 ree buzzword pol boogeyman incel have sex etc, etc troons screeching

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I knew the bad guys would lose eventually. They always do.
            But the phoenix remains dead for over 6 centuries now, amica.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I knew the bad guys would lose eventually. They always do.
            That only works if someone continuously pulls your body from the fire.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >heroic characters are boring
          ah yes, we all know franchises with heroic characters like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars were commercial and cultural failures

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Genuinely funny how consistent it is that the people who whine about muh /misc/ never know how to write board names properly. Almost like you're not from here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You literally play WoW to RP as a heroic character though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they're setting him up as the protag who has been through some shit and will overcome the struggles with daddy Metzen at his side?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >to humiliate
        ...character progression and putting them on a low end in order to have an arc where they triumph eventually is "humiliating"? Do people just want a Mary Sue? We got Thrall for that plus a bunch of other characters.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hero archetypes don't need to "struggle" what kind of pussy woman shit is that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you flip your shit over Luke Skywalker's journey in the original trilogy?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              luke was a kid, the story is a coming of age story, lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was a hero who went through suffering until he won.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A hero archetype is Conan who already struggled and now are his glory days. Star Wars is a coming of age which ends with heroism. Conan doesn't "struggle" because you know he can take it, the movie is about him destroying everything in his path. Kind of like John Wick, he's a "hero" for his dog but whatever. Heroes are winners that triumph over insurmountable odds or they die

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A hero archetype is an archetype that encompasses all the stages that may constitute being a hero, including not being one at all, not competent, perpetual call ignorance, etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah if they don't start as a hero it's a coming of age story, or they're not a hero at all.

                Like berserk

                struggling heroes are the only good ones.

                a coming of age story and then he becomes a "hero"

                The eclipse happens when he loses his virginity (with a woman), innocence lost, time for pain. anime is really depressive

                if there is struggle, real struggle, it's ideological for a hero. Like the end of star wars is more an ideological fight with his father than a knock out drag out

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dumb illiterate nagger take

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            struggling heroes are the only good ones.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It depends entirely on what type of character they are.
            If they're "the man with no name" in the old Clint Eastwood westerns, then sure. If they're "the super good, heroic" type, it is kind of dull if everything's easy for them.
            This dude is NOT a "cool/tough" character archetype. That isn't the only one that doesn't need to have an arch like this to humanize them/make them interesting, but it's not a bad spot for them to be on and work off of.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe the people that write heroes are just retards

              my version of a hero is a space marine

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struggle_session

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are such a fucking homosexual holy shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >where's muh strong mary sue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you dont get it man. Everyone wants literally themselves on screen so they can take stuff personally and feel heard. Now whitey has to do it too. Hen pecking begets hen pecking. Everyone's been feminized.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone wants literally themselves on screen
            That's a tall order.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It always was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's literally the protagonist and savior of wow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really? he was a literal who that got a golden carpet into relevance. The main characters are orcs after arthas went full retard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was pathetic since his inception. Fucking pussy is crying in every CG trailer hes in.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, I didn't mind the cinematic. Anduin is very clearly their "I can fix him" guy right now but I liked it more than the last two expansion cinematics. They really need to stop pulling Arthas references with him, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i like anduin but the arthas shit is soooo forced and very "remember him??"
      like they know its their only storyline that actually ever landed so they have to keep mining it for gravitas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why couldnt they just...make another white male character like him instead of trying to force all these diversity characters to attempt popularity capture? Leftie writers are so sad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you a retard or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        arthas is done, they tried to milk it with bolvar, they tried to milk it with anduin, but inherently they will not write for a white male character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they only millked it 50 times, they wont milk it again!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's never about the established character, always they bait and switch to the female mary sue nobody cares about

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least they're putting book stuff into the actual game, I guess
            raptor army when?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Game should have been World of Arthas. Only character that mattered and the only reason people played WoW.
            Arthas should have won in wotlk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with the cinematic is that it doesn't show Anduin doing anything he hasn't been doing since MoP

      Sitting around moping about feelings doesn't indicate anything is wrong with Anduin, he's been doing that shit forever

      Instead they should have had Thrall mentioning about how he'd seen "what you've been doing" and cut to scenes of Anduin massacring Gnoll camps, slaughtering Grimtotem outposts, etc.

      Something to show that Anduin isn't handling his mental state well and has actually changed significantly - while at the same time giving us something actually exciting in the cinematic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Problem is that would've been too close to the wrath concept, I guess
        >Varian's words juxtaposed with Anduin's crimes
        or something along the lines

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anduin's crimes
          It wouldn't have even really been "crimes"
          Nobody is going to be upset that a bunch of murderous Gnolls or demon-worshippers have been taken out by Anduin, but since Anduin isn't particularly violent it'd still be a concern for Thrall and those that know him

          It'd be a good way to show Anduin's mental breakdown, because like I said, Anduin sitting around moping is just business as usual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with the cinematic is that it doesn't show Anduin doing anything he hasn't been doing since MoP

          Sitting around moping about feelings doesn't indicate anything is wrong with Anduin, he's been doing that shit forever

          Instead they should have had Thrall mentioning about how he'd seen "what you've been doing" and cut to scenes of Anduin massacring Gnoll camps, slaughtering Grimtotem outposts, etc.

          Something to show that Anduin isn't handling his mental state well and has actually changed significantly - while at the same time giving us something actually exciting in the cinematic

          It would be anakin style killing the sand raiders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is there to fix? He's a giant mary sue who can't do no wrong.
      Also kys for liking any WoW character.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the top looks like Breivik

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has visible eyebrows
      >"looks like Breivik"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the 2023 version is what only being stuck with a PS2 for decades does to a man.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small price to pay for filling elven blussy with cum

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >would
    >would
    I don't see the issue

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker wouldn't look like either of those two images...ever. Sideburns so long that it looks like hair extensions.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twink became a hot man
    Nice, maybe I'll try TWW

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't paid attention since cata. Is that seriously Anduin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, he got the "character development" haircut

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "JUST" haircut is the man version of character development haircut?
        lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, Brendan went through quite the arc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          JUST

          Its so weird to see the un edited now lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ye, in shadowlands he got possessed or something and did bad stuff, I don't remember, never got far enough to find out. I think this is what he's crying over but maybe he did something in dragonflight I don't know about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is Anduin

      During the Shadowlands he was tortured and minraped by the Jailer who then used Arthas' soul to possess him, making him essentially a living death knight

      It's worth pointing out that after being crippled by Garrosh in 5.1; Anduin's very faith in the light is what stops his body being in chronic pain - and he feels it physically when he does something he doesn't feel good about - so one can imagine the pain he was in the entire time this happened

      All that combined with the fact he's only like 25 at this point and been constantly at war since his dad died, it's pretty believable he'd have PTSD and the fact Ganker memes it shows the average poster here can't be more than 14

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people meme on it because the presentation of the story is fucking awful and extremely shallow. theres plenty of wow cinematics and cutscenes with emotional crap in them, but they are at least interesting to watch. 2 sad fucks in a bland desert talking about feelings is BORING. the cutscene tries to act all deep by making anduin do the arthas pose. why? what connection is there between anduin and arthas? "uhh they r both humans and got jailor'd" thats such a superficial connection. if blizz SHOWED us that anduin was exhibiting more arthas-like behavior, maybe that moment would have had some weight. all we know is that he stabbed 1 woman, killed some night fae guys, then fucked off to the maw will sylvanas for 5 years. was he culling stratholme 2.0 that whole time? we dont fucking know!

        if they wanted to do the big meme arthas comparison, they should have went all the way. have a varian voice over talking about how anduin is such a peaceful good priest guy while anduin is slaughtering dudes in the maw. then have thrall (anduins 2nd father figure) interrupt anduins slaughter and have him point the sword like arthas and talk about feelings. they cheaped out on the storytelling and cinematic by skipping the "show" part and only telling us how bad anduin feels

        also, hot take, i dont give a shit about "i feel le bad because i was le corrupted/mindcontrolled/tricked :((" plotlines anymore. how many times has that fucking happened in wow?? theres multiple entire races of people who have that as their backstory. sylvanas just spent 2 expansions lashing out because of it. people complained about metzens corruption fetish a decade ago. shits old and boring. create a new plotline already

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thrall (anduins 2nd father figure)
          thrall is some faggoid anduin barely knows

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i agree but theyve been trying to push "anduin has an orc as a father figure" since shadowlands lol. saurfang showed up to help anduin un-dominate himself. they barely knew each other

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk what either of those are

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Horse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you respond without sounding mad?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mating press

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Expand penis and challenge them to a penis fencing session, after which we congratulate each other in a sauna and banter over booze.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suck their dicks so hard they lose consciousness

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          succubus option

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Join the Horde and recreate the path of glory

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Double handed Indian burn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remind left that they Will Never Be A Druid (YWNBAD) and remind right that their other options are getting mindbroken+corruption by their red cousins or raped by their former green neighbors, and that they are double refugees after their space Corolla crashed in bumfuck nowhere. I then quote gilnean statistics to them so that the only options they have left are me, a gnome, or a dwarf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By fucking them. Who the fuck cares what an elf thinks or says?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twink death

    jk he looks creepy in 2013

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone in modern time has to be some Steven Universe crybaby

    sigh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What platform?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His soul got buck broken by the jailer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all the more reason to get rid of him

  15. 3 weeks ago
    guyfromchina

    what on earth were they thinking with this cinematic
    blizzard has gone senile
    give us action idiots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont worry. The strong women will be shown doing all the action in the next trailer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >action
      Women and gays run the company now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best one has almost zero action though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah there's plenty of action in this:

        I know you're probably talking about the WotLK one, but even that one has some significant spectacle with the rising of Sindragosa and the undead army

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's easily my 2nd favorite one
          fucking love the shot of Grom getting tackled out of the explosion, perfect visual representation of the time travel aspect

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God, I fucking miss Garrosh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God, this trailer was so fucking based. Everything about it is just so good. Too bad the actual expansion sucked balls.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The expansion was great until you hit endgame. The lowest point was the shipyard and Tanaan Jungle. The game never been so dead as that dark period

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Times change
          God I love this ball of autism bros.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is what we lost
          the expansion was a shitfest though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we will never be slaves!
          God I had such high hopes for warlords.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't
            No new classes OR races really set the stage

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was the no new capital cities that made me realize what a horrible mistake I had made.
              I'm fine with no new classes or races, thats whatever I'm a rogue main until I die, but no new fucking city for me to stealth around in and people watch? Thats insanity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is a million times better than the dragonflight cinematic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're both incredibly mediocre and have almost nothing happening in either of them. You can tell who the active retail players are because they desperately run damage control on these trailers and try to portray them as 'quiet before the storm' or some other cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's technically what they're going for since this is supposed to be the beginning of an announced trilogy. That's legitimately what they said during blizzcon that the trailer is less action than people will be used to. If the next two trailers aren't Diablo 4 ending cutscene level then yea fair point Blizzard cinematic team is cucked, but they're for sure going for this to unironically be the beginning. The picking up sand part is legit just the team flexing on their old stuff. Hell with how little happens in the trailer I wouldn't be surprised if they finally do more big cinematics midway through xpacs again. The sword reveal essentially ends up being the action.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The funny part is they said Dragonflight was meant to be a pause in action, a kind of Mists of Pandaria intermission expansion, then they ended up adding a world-ending threat with Fyrakk who is planning to destroy Azeroth by burning down the new World Tree, but the whole thing sucks so much very few people other than hugely invested lore heads even know or care about this. The writing has never been worse than it is now, and it was never very good (flying spaceship Dranei crash landed on Azeroth and now have to level to 70).

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah WoW writing has always been a slow destruction of its original form. Constantly retconning or "improving" on older stuff even since Vanilla release. They just kept ramping up really bad ideas until it got to a point they started to completely canabalize all the old story for no reason.

              Dragonflight is basically Danuser running out of gas completely because SL was a major fuck up on every level and DF is like some bland ass bullshit that not even the usual people care about at this point. They had to hit the emergency Metzen button after the microjeet deal, for better or for worse. Unfortunately every xpac just ends up being a slow or fast build up to whatever contained evil they have in that xpac alone because even with build up to the burning legion lore wise it still sat entirely on the backburner until they were ready to just bring it on again for one xpac conflict. The trilogy is them finally realizing there should be a much slower buildup to something with tangible/connected story beats and all the extra shit they forget about actually being used appropriately (hopefully) but idk if 3 xpacs is really the play especially if they're attempting this with an update every 8 weeks shit like we're fortnite now. I don't even know how theyre going to pump out three xpacs if they work 2 xpacs ahead of time and also keep updating current ones with "meaningful content."

              With the bar so low you would expect them to turn around and make cool shit again. Instead you get lame fruity dragonflight stuff that honestly feels like you're just in the game and there's zero story to actually be had. I mean the fact that we even came from SL straight into DF alone is retarded they actually wanted to rid themselves of that absolute mess but it's super jarring how that was even an option with next to no explanation other than "elements are acting up ahhh"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Danuser just seems like a particularly untalented writer who got that role probably through Holly Longdale, because they're both long-term Sony employees on Everquest during its twilight years. It's fine to be mediocre, but you shouldn't be in charge of the narrative direction of a franchise this high-profile and beloved.

                Metzen is a coke fueled hack, but he consistently managed to produce 'cool' moments in the plot even if they were semi-nonsensical if you thought about them for more than 5 seconds. Dragonflight hasn't had a single 'cool' moment, I can't even remember the levelling story it was so absurdly dull.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is Metzen really a drug user?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has a very exaggerated, coke-like stage presence so people memed it into existence, but who knows for sure

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fist pumping moment when centaurs confirmed to penetrate horse butthole with horse cock

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do you have a video of that saved

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How literally homosexual. Is this natural or some animal lust induction?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Might be a "dominance" thing, as weird as it sounds.
                Had a friend when I was younger who had a big fat cat that would "dominate" the smaller male cat.
                Happens with humans in prison too.
                Of course, whatever weird mental alteration that happens to cause a human to be gay I would imagine would just also happen in the brain for animals as well in small cases.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even cats, huh?
                Were I to allow myself drink booze, I'd turn into an alcoholic, son of a bitch, I'm real tired of all of this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You only have Adam and Eve to blame for it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the first humans eat figs of smartness which makes god mad
                >people try to blame the gay for it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Danuser joined before legion, where he self inserted himself into nathanos and turned him into sylvanas' fucktoy. Holly longdale joined the classic team a couple years ago after the relative success of TLP servers in everquest

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to insert myself in Sylvanas, tbh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                blue pusy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Night Elf or Draenei

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh fair enough, well poof goes my theory then

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Danuser is unironically probably the only reason Sylvanas wasn't Garrosh'd.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't? That at least showed us dragons flying around waterfalls on a lush green island and living statues

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm wondering if it's even the actual cinematic. Blizzard's CG team seems to be so ahead of schedule that during BFA they put out multiple "trailer" cinematics, and maybe some during SL and DF too which I didn't play. Seems kind of a dumb move to hold the "real" cinematic for later though so I'm pretty sure it isn't the case.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what they meant by "Metzenkino"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Metzenkino is "Chris Metzen voices 2 characters who sound exactly the same and talk immediately after each other in this cinematic"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They think people care about the story like FFXIV, but nobody who has played the RTS games care, and nobody who hasn't played the RTS games understand what's going on

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the guy in the bottom image?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan Fraser

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont remember exactly when but it was during or after MoP, Anduin was easily at his best as a shining beacon of unrelenting hope, JUSTing him betrays his character and makes him the same whiny homosexual weve hated forever

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aaaaah this sword is too heavy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aaaaah this sword is too heavy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of parallels between nu-Star trek and modern WoW, mostly female writing team that prefers writing soapy-style dialogue about 'feelings', disrespect and general ignorance of source material, constant nostalgiabait throwbacks, significantly diminished quality of the final product

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mostly female writing team that prefers writing soapy-style dialogue about 'feelings'
            Have you ever seen a good war movie? They tend to deal heavily with men who've been through horrible shit and struggle, and open up more around their brothers-in-arms and either continue on or die off.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They also tend to have copious amounts of action in them, which Dragonflight has almost none of except that which is ripped shamelessly from Avengers Endgame. Like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan is just one epic action sequence, war movies are rarely just people sitting around talking about feelings otherwise it wouldn't be a very popular genre

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >which Dragonflight has almost none of except that which is ripped shamelessly from Avengers Endgame
                qrd?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=74 Danuser is a massive capeshitter and can't help himself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonflight has shit writing though. Shit writing will be shit writing no matter the themes or what arcs they choose to use.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they have okay concepts but don't follow through, i don't get how they have a year to write an ending and just half-ass it beyond belief, "ughhhhhh there is actually a greater threat..."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Saving Private Ryan is just one epic action sequence
                Like the one where a Clown Hanks shoots a honk honk bomb, right? Honky times, yeah.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And that's what makes them shit and gay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              name one movie that does that and it's a good movie
              at least pop good movie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Saving Private Ryan

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i really dont remember any talking
                >the hill with the germans diggin their graves
                >the sniper tower
                >the end battle
                lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There isn't any, its just some retail addict trying to cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the start of the movie when they storm the beach is pretty good too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't remember any talking? In Saving Private Ryan?
                The soldiers sleeping in the house talking shit out, while Tom Hanks character is writing a letter for dead Vin Diesel soldier trying to copy his original note to his parents because the original is covered in blood.
                When the soldiers get absolutely emotional over how fucked up everything is because their medical guy dies in an operation they didn't necessarily need to do and start fighting with each other, and Tom Hanks diffuses things by talking about his home life and how he apparently is just a normal guy who's a teacher before the war, the soldiers dealing with how "why is saving this one guy more important than the multiple guys we lost" talks...
                No talking?
                Big point of the movie is how normal people have no damn clue what a man who's been into war has been through.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                90% of that movie was action, 100% of the War Within trailer is NOT action or anything resembling it, you are trying to draw a comparison where there is none. Male audience like action in cinematics and the game no longer provides it when it used to provide it in spades, the basis of the complaints is not complicated

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the trailer was about as long or shorter than the emotional moments of Saving Private Ryan.
                It's a small part of the whole.
                Again, this writing of everything might be shit. I don't know, and I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up shit (I hope it doesn't).
                But this doesn't mean "no action". It's a trailer that's obviously meant to try to draw in people who are big into the lore of the characters or world (with the sword). There will likely be an action trailer later.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a small part of the whole.
                You're just repeating propaganda from the writers. There hasn't been any action in the main game trailers in years. The cinematics for both Dragonflight and War Within are absolute trash that players generally do not like based on viewer counts, and you're a clown for apologizing for them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >apologizing for them
                Anon, I think they're expansions and trailers have been shit for years. I stopped actually playing during Cataclysm, and mostly just sort of kept up on story from general overviews and a few specific cutscenes, so there's a lot of shit I don't necessarily know (but I've seen enough/heard enough to have seen that the writing has severely suffered).
                Again, I'm not saying it will be good. It may very well be bad. Nuance, anon, it isn't just a "being again/being for" thing here, I'm talking in general here.
                I'm hoping it'll be good, but of course it may very well might be. Honestly the reason I liked OG to WotLK is their ties to WarCraft 2/Dark Portal and WarCraft 3/Frozen Throne, since I don't think WoW does the best job getting the story out except in a few instances.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they're
                *their
                Wrote it out too fast without double checking.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they killed arthas too soon
                or just in time, dunno

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There hasn't been a villain since that really made me care about them. As much as I like WC2/WC3, it's still sort of bad that it seemed like they ran of ideas for villains so badly, they just threw in a shitty time thing to have Gul'Dan again from something people already liked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Denathrius

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lei shen

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rehash y'shaarj for n'zoth in bfa
                >rehash leishen for sargeras in legion
                this one expansion contained enough kino for three expansions

                A white, blond haired, blue eyed handsome character will always make v seethe because v is a brown board

                browness is a choice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                'Quiet moment' was a line from Metzen contextualizing yet another boring trailer, as if Dragonflight wasn't an entire 2 year expansion of quiet, meaningless plot that has no effect on the broader world already. I assumed you were referencing that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gotcha, that makes sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats a good point
                the trailer sucked
                the only action moment is when varyan jr lift his sword?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The writers are just writing whatever the fuck they want to write and care little about whether the audience is enjoying it or not. Then they attack the playerbase for not understanding their genius through social media proxies like Taliesin and Evitel. The writing department should have been mass-fired years ago but Ion is useless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thing is though, those are well written scenes, done by people who, at the very least, did their homework about how real people deal with shitty situations. The trailer in question was written by people who have only ever consumed capeshit and think The Avengers is the height of cinema.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're probably right.
                Like I said, shitty writing is just shitty writing, it doesn't matter what themes or types of scenes are used.
                But the idea of the scene isn't in itself bad. Execution/writing might be bad, I personally didn't find it bad (but I'm also used to fantasy stories with things being a bit over the top), but I can see why others would.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im Westen nichts Neues

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the case for most modern media.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So many reboots are having this problem at the moment where self-styled auteur writers decide to significantly reinterpret beloved IPs, missing everything that made them beloved in the first place and inserting their own second-rate fanfiction and sophomoric political beliefs as the narrative instead. Respect for source material is nowhere to be found, they often deliberately don't even read the original material as the writers of the Halo show proudly claimed, because it would taint their grand creative vision. Unfortunately it also extends to gaming.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how dare they comparing Arthas to this söyböy homosexual?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does anyone has old WC3 cinematics in webm format? Arthas had a mighty fine cloak there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fuck I wish I had the "git gud scrub" pic with Varian at hand lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anduin looking hyperealistic with that haircut is just hilarious.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twink death... Never turn 30 sisters...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      men are meant to look like men, turn 30 faster

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turning 30 is when your T starts to die lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >By a tiny amount each year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I take estrogen c: still look like 2013 at 29

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't hormonal disruption like that cause hair loss?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it causes your hair to getting fuller and thicker

          >medicine is like magic
          >im not going to get old
          opioids are the new plastic cirugy meme

          I mean aging will still happen yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >medicine is like magic
        >im not going to get old
        opioids are the new plastic cirugy meme

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What undead elf pussy does to a motherfucker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those fucking Windrunners, man...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man, fuck those Windrunners, hopefully at the same time. I'm a human paladin, by the way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          iktfb

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is elves banging humans weird in elven society? You'd think elves would consider it award to go after someone so much younger than you. Every elf-human relationship would be that dude in his 60s banging the 19 year old college kid who's entranced by their wisdom.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              for elves it's basically like fucking a pet

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Elves are almost consistently written as humans, so the age difference doesn't exist. I mean how else do you explain a 10000 year old bitch like Tyrande, Maiev or Shandris from a militaristic matriarchy listening to a 20-ish year old human and talking to him as an equal or superior in any fashion? Same thing with draenei, despite most of them being in the 4-5 digit range not one of them acts like it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not that blizzard thinks that deeply about it, but people pointed out with Jarod's backstory in Cata that elves being long lived and once immortal have a terrible sense of time.

                Dude spent 10 THOUSAND years living in the wilderness with his wife. You'd have an astronomical satisfaction limit to spend the same days doing the same shit for an almost incomprehensible amount of time. Immortal beings are simply incapable of valuing their time, which probably means willingness to change and self improve are also incredibly slow.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck happen???

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lorethmar won.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is up with this constant trend of making everything uglier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what the fuck is up with this constant trend of making everything uglier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        right is fanart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fan art
          Its no different than the actual ones.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fanart of hearthstone
            have a nice day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          indistinguishable from actual Hearthstone cards tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people would literally pay 50$ nowadays for the warcraft II manual. it was a piece of art

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit, I think I still have mine lying around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people would literally pay 50$ nowadays for the warcraft II manual. it was a piece of art

        Warcraft going from warhammer knock off to goofy cartoony bullshit started with Warcraft 3. Yeah sure that game had his serious moments but it was the beginning of the end

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sprites form the first two games look no less cartoony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the piss filter/chest high walls/brown and bloom of the 2020s. It'll pass hopefully.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Anduin just looks like shit because he cut his hair off with a sword and is going through some shit. He's not actually uglier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh james is a man who has suffered caring for his wife and living with the guilt of killing her. he should look like fucking ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He literally stopped caring about her after a while and started hating her and thinking about having sex with one of the nurses at the hospital. The big thing about James and the story is the fact that he looks and acts like an extremely average and normal guy who accepted his wife's death 3 years before the events of the game. It's slowly revealed much later that he actually killed her and was lying to himself and the player. It's very smart and subtle storytelling that the original 4 games made by Team Silent were known for. Demake is made by a bunch of random talentless Slavs who don't understand or care about the series or basic fundamentals of subetly and were picked up by Konami to make a quick cheap product. It's been like this since the late 2000s

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the same posing intended, I wonder?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoa, nice easter egg

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate MMO naggers so much. Thanks for ruining warcraft.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is when the fuck are they going to just say he's Arthas' son? They've been teasing it for a long time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're dickriding it like the Dreadlord Jaina shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to get their top Darknest NTR girls on it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Darknest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They won't, because it's clearly not the case
      You can draw parallels between characters without directly linking them, that's some reddit fanfic tier writing if you think that actually makes sense
      Anduin is clearly what Arthas who didn't fall to darkness is supposed to be, not his son

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who didn't fall to darkness
        heh

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s getting together a team to kill CHAOS
    Who will join him in his journey?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to FUCK Chaos!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's this dude?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't misgender my knife

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Xal'atath

          She was trapped inside the shadow priest artifact weapon in Legion and would talk to the player, she got free in BFA and didn't reappear until now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Another 'female' character, with no discernible female characteristics

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like a chick to me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The concept art is more androgynous gender ambiguous bullshit which is standard for WoW team in 2023

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Face is clearly more female than not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yikes usually you can rely on the concept artists to have something more freeform than the company's final product. What the fuck is going on?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, she's basically just the blood elf model again

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                brother the facial structure alone gives it away. in game it's just a normal BE model but in concept they clearly wanted something else. It's like they saw the Mei concept art debacle and thought woah let's not let that happen again teehee

                I'd make an excuse that the knife simply optimizes the body to her/its own ends, musculature rework, etc, but that would be rather magical, I doubt they'd pull something like that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yikes usually you can rely on the concept artists to have something more freeform than the company's final product. What the fuck is going on?

                i really think you retards are just contrarians
                its literally the blood elf female model

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                brother the facial structure alone gives it away. in game it's just a normal BE model but in concept they clearly wanted something else. It's like they saw the Mei concept art debacle and thought woah let's not let that happen again teehee

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's this dude?

            Genuinely mentally ill from being on shitposting forums for most of your waking life

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dare I say it, looks like those people didn't find worth in the waking world, good hunter.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Joke's on you, I'm a to'l newbfag

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, there's a clear effort to make these characters as androgynous as possible, same with Drac'thyr. Old-style wow characters were very exaggerated male or female, which was the established artstyle before the past few years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this really sucks compared to her original look

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this really sucks compared to her original look

                the MCU was a mistake

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Old art is irreplaceable, but here it's hit and miss quality wise,

                The concept art is more androgynous gender ambiguous bullshit which is standard for WoW team in 2023

                looks more passable than , if not ideal or at least proper.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a new lead artist since all the other ones quit, which is why the art style has changed so radically https://www.instagram.com/davegreco/?hl=en

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now that you post that link, and I remembered about artstation site, for some reason a thought occurred to me, what would WoW be like if Endless Space 2's artist were to work on it?
                Just an idea popped up, don't mind me. Man, that dude's nice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me that we desperately need a good space MMO that isn't a spreadsheet simulator like EVE, world of starcraft was meant to be it but never materialized

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God damn that would be kino. Won't happen though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Yeah, I guess you can say that that sort of star craft is a GHOST!

                People made mods in Starcraft 2 of what it would look like, but it will NEVER EVER exist beyond that https://youtu.be/6E4fQix7xUk?t=460

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God damn that would be kino. Won't happen though

                Yeah, I guess you can say that that sort of star craft is a GHOST!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >woke dyke design

                I fucking hate blizzard and all woke shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That fucking dyke side cut.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That side cut, her breasts vanishing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you guys just trolling or really this retarded?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm being hyperbolic, but they really went out of their way to mask any female silhouette in the concept art, like its not an accident at this point

              The concept art is more androgynous gender ambiguous bullshit which is standard for WoW team in 2023

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm being hyperbolic
                Nah you're just retarded and projecting your tranny tendencies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Another 'female' character, with no discernible female characteristics

          Chaos doesn't adhere to any biological law and can take any form.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >see a woman
          >call it dude
          Take a break, dude.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Xal'atath
          >Who?
          In Legion everyone got legendary weapons (I.E Thrall's hammer, Ashbringer) so they made up new ones for every class spec.
          Shadow Priests got Xal'atath, a sentient talking dagger said to be originally and old god that was eaten by the others and changes into a dagger.
          Her biggest lore contribution/retcon was being the dagger of Modgud, Queen of the Dark Iron's during the War of the Three Hammers who infamously cursed Grim Batol with living shadows that prevented the Wildhammer Dwarves from returning home.
          When the Dwarves breached Grim Batol to defeat her Xal'atath abandoned her One Ring style.

          In legion she was beloved because shit talked and provided commentary on shit and was snarky. People actually wanted to fuck a dagger.
          In BFA Xal shows up again with the naga and you help her basically escape the dagger by possessing a high elf cultist.

          That's what she looks like now, in the body of the high elf. She's the Villain/Rival of the next expansion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to FUCK the dagger!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does 2023 look worse then 2013?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I'm not saying you're wrong, it's subjective and all that, but he looks like a pussy in the first (of course he was much younger and him looking boyish suited him), and he looks like a young man who has seen some shit in the 2nd. I like the 2nd a lot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A man is a man, regardless of the looks. If you look at young men and think it makes them pussy-like or what have you, you have a strange mind.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon, some people look like a fucking pussy. it doesn't mean they're not a man, but he 100% looks like a pussy before

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            twinks are the pussy slayers now, muscles are for roid homos

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kpop stan please

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >enough of this gay shit, we need more leather bara orcs with nipple rings!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unironically yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MANLY IS BAD BECAUSE I THINK IT'S GAY!
                >Here we should change everything into the Feds real homosexual push to femininize men with k-pop and boy bands that started in the 90s.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the aesthetic of your image plus

                [...]
                the MCU was a mistake

                this aesthetic are like the key components of WoW's artistic soul. I think people tend to go a little overboard in lambasting modern artstyles in games but it's very obvious that WoW has lost its way and it has become such a milquetoast snoozefest and husk of its former self. I think if the game had half the spirit it used to, it could have retained some of its earlier success, but alas we are stuck with Zombie WoW, which despite having less players than its peak, tries way harder to be more mass market than early WoW ever was.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everything is gay or sexual in my mind
                literal mental illness

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't disagree per se, more of my personal gripe as I look at people as is, disregard it.
            At any rate, that some is a more minor quantity than youth. Some people really do look really deceptively innocuous, but I wouldn't say young Anduin looks like those.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Homelander actor or something?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can WoW honestly keep attempting to survive off nostalgia alone?
    It seems since MoP every Xpac has been trying to call back to the first big three and no matter the downhill blunder they always think making a call back to something old will bring players back when they try to use the old nostalgia as a cover the the clearly dogshit Nu-Game they have made.
    At one point someone has to just say it's enough let it die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope to attract classic players, by coaxing them into experimenting with SODomy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SoD is so clearly being used as a gateway drug to get classic players hooked on retail, Ion is so fucking cynical

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay is the big thing keeping people attached to WoW. As soon as there's another third-person multiplayer RPG-style action game with magic spells and responsive combat, people will leave en masse. People tolerate WoW nowadays because there's nothing better in that niche, but everyone playing knows its garbage

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker 2011
    >Ganker 2014

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it because he ate that nutrition, or because he didn't?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are his teeth so white?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He takes care of his health. When your teeth aren't in a good state it means all sorts of issues, you know. No reason why a literal prince couldn't afford some wizardry help, or at least have an exasperated sharp witted shortstack thicc goblin scientist virgin milf with perpetual bags under her eyes and appreciation for cigars and whiskey.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anduin is the symbol of the anti-male and anti-white ideology. He always in a struggle session and that is not a coincidence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every character is in a struggle session constantly because its the only thing the writers know how to write. Every cutscene in Dragonflight is some trauma dump therapy session

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if mentally ill trannies and marxists are in charge, this is what you get as they are pathological victims...it's only natural and consequential

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no male in the game is allowed to do anything, always he must be an effeminate moody cuckold under a masculine assertive female's boot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pardon me, he's in a what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE'S GETTING PEGGED, ANON!
        HE TAKES IT UP THE ASS WITH Insert penis joke here!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struggle_session

        Marxists are running the show now, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hero who doesn't struggle is boring as fuck, though.
      Look at the first Captain Marvel movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends solely on implementation. From an actual heroic guardian perspective, struggling means one is subpar, and that means one risks failing one's people, task, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that can be interesting.
          I'm not saying it will be here. I hope it will be, but bad writing is just bad writing if that's what happens. I don't think it'd be because they put a character at his lowest point in order to come up and overcome.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is unquestionable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. But the way the struggle is written and shown is equally important.
        Breaking Bad for example is a masterclass of this struggle. Heisenberg isn't a hero, but he is not 100% evil either and he does struggle a lot throughout the show.
        However, public humiliation struggle type sessions and whining like a bitch in every cinematic is very off-putting to me and makes me think this more ideology driven than anything else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess my thing is that I don't have enough context for all that from just the trailer, and I'm giving the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I shouldn't be, but I'd like for this to be good, so... hoping? Copium? I don't know.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't have enough context for all that from just the trailer

            You have several years of Nu-Blizz cinematics with Anduin being a whiny bitch..that should be context enough to know that this isn't coincidence and ideological more than anything else. They simply have unskllled anti-male feminazi writers running the show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A hero who doesn't struggle is boring as fuck, though.
        And this is why Anduin is trash character

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Captain marvel isn't bad because she doesn't struggle, it's bad because the writing and casting are shit

        Peter Parker doesn't struggle, he gets bit by a spider and becomes a veritable demigod.

        Iron man doesn't really struggle, his life is saved because of his assistant, twice. Its his mindset that changes while (relatively) young, practically every major super hero is fresh out of college

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Iron Man has an attempt at a character arc, where he's obnoxiously arrogant, has a near death experience, gets humbled, then has to save his company from oblivion. He doesn't struggle in the later conveyor belt manufactured films, but he did initially

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Peter Parker doesn't struggle
          >Peter Parker
          >doesn't struggle
          ...anon, that's the entire point of Peter Parker in his younger years, is that he's constantly struggling but still goes out and is a hero because of the entire "with great power comes great responsibility"-thing.
          He starts getting things together in his older years (up until Marvel higher ups stupidly decided "Peter must ALWAYS struggle and we can't just have him finally overcome all that and have a happy family life" and did the bullshit making it as if he was never married/had a child)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again both peter and stark are bestowed power and both arrogantly abuse their power and then through a character change they become heroes. That's a coming of age story, stark is much younger in the comics. After their "struggle" they never lose again

            it's why they always reboot spiderman and batman, the compelling part is the coming of age stuff. kids liked the hero stuff for cartoons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          spiderman is capeshit meaning it's the israeli hero's journey where a nerd gets incredible power he doesn't deserve from outside his own actions

          iron man is the same, he's simply born a 12th level intellect, he didn't earn anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Iron Man was a "can we make a character who we believe would be completely unlikable into a popular character" thing in the 60's. He was absolutely rich from selling weapons to the highest bidder wihtout really caring about what they wanted to do with it (slightly altered in the movies) and also a selfish egotistical asshole, but becomes more heroic over time after escaping his capture.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should mention that it completely failed in every way in the comics and only became popular because of Robert Downey Jr's performance style managing to add charisma to the assholery that comic book nerd writers could not convey.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                desu, a lot of comic book writing is complete shit. we only remember and talk about the really good arcs for the most part.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Peter Parker doesn't struggle, he gets bit by a spider and becomes a veritable demigod.
          i see you haven't watched or read Spiderman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Captain marvel isn't bad because she doesn't struggle,
          Yes it is. Peter Parker and Iron Man struggled both physically and mentally. Iron Man had PTSD, panic attacks, guilt, alcoholism. He was stabbed by Thanos. Thor has struggled a lot too.

          Captain Marvel laughs as she flies through rockets and space ships. She's invulnerable and never feels down. She's a fucking mary sue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Iron Man is a survivor of Vietcong torture, is constantly dealing with men or spies trying to take his tech or rivaling his own, has an alcohol problem, a narcissim problem, has alienated most heroes hes met, has caused teams to dissolve, ruined SHIELD and thats just scratching the surface.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Iron Man is a survivor of Vietcong torture
            and I bet he didn't cry like a bitch

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tasting History with Max Miller 2020
    >Tasting History with Max Miller 2023

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the beard was a upgrade for him

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they made him look like a blue collar laborer or farmer type, instead of an elegant coiffed noble. Tribalism of current day make the wealthy less marketable or well-received

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't a noble who ordered people into battle and stayed out of the fight. He actually went into the fight.
      You don't necessarily stay completely "elegant/coiffed" after wading into the thick of it for years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To say nothing about the basic idea that nobles are supposed to participate in battles, or that all men in WoW are Slab Bulkheads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To say nothing about the basic idea that nobles are supposed to participate in battles, or that all men in WoW are Slab Bulkheads.

        those are good explanations and answers, but if we look at this publicity material for what it is, which is eye candy to the general public, then we can make an assessment of WHY these aesthetic changes were made to the mass-appear-oriented publicity material. This isn't a niche game, Blizzard's target audience changed a while ago, when they went more into social engineering and rent seeking

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But also the older audience of WoW has also changed and grew up, some with kids. I don't think it's a coincidence that we've seen so many "dads/adult men struggling with a kid/getting buy"-type video games in the last decade. A lot of older gamers identify a bit more with struggling at points in their life, but persevering for the sake of their family (or taken more broadly, "their duty" which can be applied for Anduin).
          Again, they may completely fuck this up (and let's be honest, Blizzard writing hasn't been good for a long time), but if done well, can be good. It doesn't have to be completely for the new audience, it can appeal to people who played at WoW's beginning but are now older family men.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the audience is 30+ women which is why both anduion and wrathion are always being tsun with order guys for fujobait

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I thought most players are men in their 15-30s?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MMOs, out of any genre, tend to have very large female fanbases. Women are not going to announce themselves as such ingame out of fear of harassment by spergs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, but they play different non-pozzed games...you won't find them in WoW anymore...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >women

              you mean "women"?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always impressed how blizzard mindbroke Ganker and how hard XIV troons have it live rent free.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft won. WoW won. Metzen won.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I a crazy schizo or are they turning him into their own WoL
    they even have random headaches now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look, I enjoy XIV as much as I know it's probably not a great idea to mention that in a WoW thread, but the idea of a "heroic warrior chosen by something or other" is not exactly unique.
      besides, some of Blizzard's absolute best stuff never tried to be particularly original, they took ideas that already existed or that we've seen and just implemented them better or incredibly well.
      It's the details of XIV that are interesting, not the large scale stuff necessarily.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this make me think more of Cecil from his lowest point as a dark knight near Mysidia and him losing all his allies overcoming and becoming a paladin at Mt Ordeals in 4.
        i dig that shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to be original to deliver a good story, Star Wars and Harry Potter were both rehashes of the 'Heroes Journey' (most video game plots have some elements ripped from it). In fact if you're a crap writer, sometimes its a good idea to rip from the best if your original ideas are boring

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2013
    Young Philip Seymour Hoffman
    >2023
    Old Zac Efron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Old Zac Efron
      always makes me laugh

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind feminine looking men, even if they were to act like women, or androgyny, so long as it was well made, especially after all draenei futa porn, but that's not this sort of story.
    And even with the existence of the Void and the horrors that this implies, Warcraft isn't at 40k or Lovecraft's level of horror display in spite of its other story segments and written lore, torture by Sayaad's and any other Legion wack and so on.
    It's just not that overtly dark.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope, sorry, Anduin will always be a beautifully handsome young man to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        horrendous

        jealous

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of what?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too late, reprobate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      horrendous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like an ugly psychonauts character

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only good thing to happen to WoW in years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For women only.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, I use both him and his sister constantly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But that's gay, dude.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent bothered to see the new trailer, what happens? Is it for a new expansion pack or just a patch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New expansion underground, the trailer is Anduin with PTSD from being mindcontrolled by the jailer, graphics are impressive but its pretty dull. The game is a very 'not hype' stage at the moment and if you quit a while back, there's no good reason to return

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We want the Thor Ragnarok audience

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they the same character? Is bottome a remake or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the same character, the guy was mind controlled in WoWs version of 'hell' for some indeterminate period of time and now has PTSD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The demons of "hell" cut his glorious hair, this is very rude.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        saurfang ptsd was the gayest shit in the world and obviously some globalist feminist cunt writing a traitor and calling it honor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They focus largely on the PTSD and not the action that got him there and call it 'mature' and call anyone wanting the action juvenile. Fuck them

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I preordered The Kino Within

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Xal'atath.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone jokingly calls the Shadman Priest legendary a waifu because it talked to the Priest
        >make it an actual waifu
        what did they mean by this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          time they added a void mommy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blizzard... they get me!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >plate leggings stretched into an ugly blob skirt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my nagger Thal'kiel got robbed cause nerds don't want to fuck his voice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >powerful female
          someone based used this argument to get their foot in the door
          its a shame she will be in a shit game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >its a shame she will be in a shit game
            she will be pure sexo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That nature is healing, albeit slowly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quite the opposite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You know I had to do it to 'em

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

    he still looks young and handsome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A white, blond haired, blue eyed handsome character will always make v seethe because v is a brown board

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only insecure fools with disrupted mental priority are bothered by race, being more disturbed by characters in one's bloodline history has more merit than this mereness.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets mind controlled for a few days and starts sobbing uncontrollably
    Sounds about right for homosexuals in California.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As amusing as the joke is, the example isn't comparable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SWTOR did the same thing with your character but they never tell you what atrocities you actually committed. Or how long it actually was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SWTOR is a good game, so it gets a pass.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason why the heads of the post-shift Azshara and diablo's Lilith have look vaguely similar? Is this someone's fetish?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sobbing session trailer feels so fucking phony and forced, Fagduin was only mindcontrolled in a relatively short time and he did less atrocities than some random defias brotherhood bandits (he didn't even kill the kyrian that he stabbed)

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main character is a white, straight male
    How did Blizzard get away with this in 2023?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but Thrall is green

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring about the story long ago, still having fun with my big beautiful Hunter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandwich Stalker

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iv spent like 10 hours AI generating wow elf coomer art and they can’t even make xalatath or alleria look like women. Far are we from the days of valeera thighs in that retarded comic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to impregnate an Elf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me someone who doesn't

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't, I love Elf women too much to even try to contradict my own desires anyway.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No point in resisting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dwarves

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm joining in the fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd join in on those buns

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is WoW worth coming back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Night Elves are worth cumming in bareback

      The game is shit though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the least bad MMO. It's like asking if you should play Dead by Daylight. The problem is that every alternative is much worse somehow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only play DBD because for some reason actual women do and the girl I like wanted me to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen the WoW twitch section? Its full of e thots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can play both retail and classic, including the upcoming season of discovery, with a single sub
      When you think about it you get great value of 15 bucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      I'm hoping that War Within will be, but going to wait and see.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw blizzshit threads on 2013 Ganker

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Anduin become a chud?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his goth gf left him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because chris metzen plans to turn him into a gigachad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no Elf pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He went 35 years without a worgen pawjob

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this supposed to be about how graphics haven't improved even slightly for 10 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't they?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good to see he lost the pig nose

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first year of being a rent boy
    >10 years of being a rent boy

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always hated how gay Anduin was so this change seems fine to me. His in game character model has looked hideously weird for several expansions now as well so maybe a beard will fix that

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gamergate
    >2016 election
    >2020 election
    >covid
    >israel/ukraine homosexualry
    yeah,you can guess why /v is so shit and full of bots and retards, everything went to shit after 2014

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i still had as much hair as the bottom pic heh

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker 2013 was fucking awful though

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god what happened to Leonardo Di Caprio?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So...is turtlewow any good? I want to fuck around in classic without giving blizzard money and I noticed they added playable goblins, my one true loves

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