hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On god

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo direct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This Direct was the equivalent of Ramsay's grilled cheese sandwich. Sony just has to show actual games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sony just has to show actual games
        So they're fucked?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no; Sony's doomed!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sony just has to show actual games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its over for Sony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sony just has to show actual games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit … actual games, huh…? Uhm….

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love watching The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power season 1 on Amazon Prime, and I can't wait for tonight's Sony State of Play! I hope they have an answer to the Halo TV series on Paramount Plus. It's so good to be a gamer right now. I'm glad I get to be in the timeline where being a proud gamer doesn't alienate my LGBTQ+ and non-binary acquaintances. Love is love!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WTF

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine still having any expectations for sony

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be a god of war commercial. Already seen it advertised during handegg this weekend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >already seen it
      >seen it
      >seen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb ESL

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sony sisters, we need this win, or nintenbulls are gonna make fun of us again...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven forbid the tendies have a giggle while waiting for their 6 (six) different farming JRPG's.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anything wrong with farm rpgs
        Better than movie games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beter than......... wait for it......... NO GAME

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all the games nintendo showed are multiplats
          they are on PS5 too
          if PS5 has no game then switch has no game too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >BOTW 2
            >Kirby
            >Mario + Rabbids
            >a-all multiplats!
            kek
            You snoys are funny.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Glorified DLC
              >$60 Wii port that looks worse
              >Baby X-COM
              Lol, lmao even

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i-it doesn't count!
                >port

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There was also pikmin. And some fire emblem stuff too, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's correct

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > next gen console plays GameCube games
            Let’s go Sonybros we won again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > farming JRPG's
        Well; Switch is getting Factorio at least ...
        https://factorio.com/blog/post/factorio-on-nintendo-switch

        Horribly gimped mod-less version.
        But still. The absolute madmen have succeeded completely; they are going to sell digital crack to kids; and will get away with it scot-clean.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintenbulls

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even lower than they already are?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps it's similar to that tortoise problem. With every new State of Play, you divide your expectations by half until it gets closer and closer to zero, but never really gets there.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think they can go any lower.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon is a nintendo boy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already starting the cope narrative, eh?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like every state of play

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well aren't those always for random ass small stuff? Unless it's specifically mentioned that this is X game showcase or whatever

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no expectations since every SoP so far has been terrible

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo Direct same day with heavy hitters like BOTW2, FE:Engage, RF3 Remake, Bayo 3, and Pikmin annoucement
    >Uh...we have trannies, handegg,and GoW

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fucking over... you can rape me now NintendoChands uwu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say it the way I taught you fuckboy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't mind if i do

        PLEASE RAPE ME I NEED YOUR SUPERIOR GAMER SEED INSIDE ME! IMPREGNATE MY SNOY ASS!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hands and knees. we're going for a spitroast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't mind if i do

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute STATE of play

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a life long Sony fan, from the psxto the ps5 including the hand helds. I've never been more disappointed and discouraged for the brand. I honestly think they are trying to sabotage the company intentionally

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    State of Play is never good though.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    State of Plays always get bargain bin expectations

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE GAME

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first the direct, now this
    Where are the fucking games?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >God of War trailer. [The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.]
    >Ape Escape: Monkey Island [They copied Animal Crossing, but all villagers are unique apes & added Stardew
    >Patapon 3 HD
    >FIFA 2077 [Cyberpunk version starring Alita]
    >Patapon 4 reveal [It's just a title-card]
    >Patapon 4 t-shirt reveal.
    >Mario Movie [exclusive to Ultra-Ultra-HD PS5 blu-ray]
    >Returnal DLC [You can now play as a e-boi.]
    >Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return
    >Project Octopath
    >Project Octopath 2
    >Final Fantasy 15-Versus-2 [Also on NGage]
    >Project Triangle [Also on PC]
    >Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive]
    >15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese.
    >Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.]
    >Last of Us Part 1 Re-Re-Remaster Re-Re-Remake
    >Big Little Planet
    >Naruto PS5 by Ubisoft
    >Skipping Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3
    >The new game by Treyarch [If you didn't know, everyone that was important at Treyarch left to a PS studio.]
    >George Floyd game, starring Shaq & Kobe
    >Metal Gear Plasma
    >Silent Hills & Loud Mountains
    >Haze 2
    >Halo: Master Chief Collection
    >Mario but in Unreal Engine 5
    >Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld [Death doesn't eat curry, as it's culturally insensitive. Might be cut due to Curry Queen dying.]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.
      does he have sex with it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could you imagine if they did a tlou2 and had Loki take a horse cock while that annoying lady sings in the background?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive]
      POGGERS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boku no Pico

      would buy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      School Shooter
      Not far off from Moomin comics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese.
      >Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.

      Sony fucking won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to buy a PS5 the moment new Patapon gets announced

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Patapon 4 was cancelled, but Patapon 5 was greenlit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return
      WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING EGYPT BOYS!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Silent Hills & Loud Mountains

      Sony won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld
      Fuck off. I will find and kill Cuckmann personally if this happens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Loki the black girl in this one or was that Freya?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3
      bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.]
      I want this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ape Escape
      At this point I knew it was a shitpost
      A good shitpost tho, gave me alaugh

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony saw the sad state of Nintendo and pulled a bunch of big reveals

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are minor games? pedo games? games for children?
    what an odd way to phrase it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indie shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably indie or mobile games. Remember Sony bought a few no-name studios a few months ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      indie junk. not even indie kino.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only xbox didn't give sony a few years of cod. They need some suffering to force things into changing for the better.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony does have a deep love for minors, so it'd make sense their games were the same

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony has to show at least 7 farming games

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rumour
    Why do Brits spell it like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God of War trailer. [The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.]
      >Ape Escape: Monkey Island [They copied Animal Crossing, but all villagers are unique apes & added Stardew
      >Patapon 3 HD
      >FIFA 2077 [Cyberpunk version starring Alita]
      >Patapon 4 reveal [It's just a title-card]
      >Patapon 4 t-shirt reveal.
      >Mario Movie [exclusive to Ultra-Ultra-HD PS5 blu-ray]
      >Returnal DLC [You can now play as a e-boi.]
      >Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return
      >Project Octopath
      >Project Octopath 2
      >Final Fantasy 15-Versus-2 [Also on NGage]
      >Project Triangle [Also on PC]
      >Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive]
      >15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese.
      >Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.]
      >Last of Us Part 1 Re-Re-Remaster Re-Re-Remake
      >Big Little Planet
      >Naruto PS5 by Ubisoft
      >Skipping Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3
      >The new game by Treyarch [If you didn't know, everyone that was important at Treyarch left to a PS studio.]
      >George Floyd game, starring Shaq & Kobe
      >Metal Gear Plasma
      >Silent Hills & Loud Mountains
      >Haze 2
      >Halo: Master Chief Collection
      >Mario but in Unreal Engine 5
      >Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld [Death doesn't eat curry, as it's culturally insensitive. Might be cut due to Curry Queen dying.]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they read each individual letter instead of assigning pronunciations for groups of letters? Why do they still live on trash island? Why do they think air conditioning is evil? Why are they still under a monarchy?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Lots of minors"

    WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS, SNOYSISTAS?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo just showed us an early state of play anyway
    >fatal frame
    >a day in life
    >theatrythm ff
    >octopath
    >symphonia remaster
    >danganronpa creators next game
    >ryza
    All multiplats

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there's a bigger recommendation than a Western journalism site saying that they'll be showing lots of minor games.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

    DEATH LOOP: DEFINITIVE EDITION

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minor games
    heard snoys like those

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, the main attraction won't be there AGAIN? Holy shit, it's getting quite comical for CBU3 bootlickers and shills to try and save the narrative that their hack fraud producer Yoshida is worth a damn.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine doing a quick preview of TGS and you get completely blindsided by Nintendo doing a Direct.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many remasters will be shown?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0, they can't even do that right anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Last of Us Part 2 II is under development
      >Q4 2027

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Q4 2027
        >Implying
        It's a Q3 2023 release

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Sony so pathetic?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last one had RE4R. They’ve been getting better.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost is Tsushima is the only good game Sony has released in 10+ years. Thank god I’m an idort because if I only had a PlayStation then holy shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's hoping they pull out the big guns and announce the Ghost of Tsushima remastered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sad part is that they already did that for ps5 and charged money for it instead of making it a free upgrade.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And there are retards that defend that move.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that's your idea of a good game, this industry is a joke

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The state of Sony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell if this is a chud or just a dude with some big mantits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still not clear.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do you have this saved?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the manliest sony customer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man with severe autism and no contact with women decides hes actually a female lesbian

      LOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that the guy from antiwork

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure looks like it

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Sony show seven or more farming games or will they stick to space games?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Benefits of other consoles
    >Xbox
    Crossplay, pc integration, great emulation machine, gamepass, most powerful console

    >Nintendo
    Portable, actual exclusives, Classic titles available

    >Playstation
    ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly router console, and Bloodborne.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Last of Us 1 for the 3rd time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what a PC is for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i should learn how to get emulation to work on my xbox one s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we really are living in the "xbox is the more consumer friendly option" timeline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it really isn't but at least their marketing seems to work on your retarded ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Full Backwards comp
          >Xbox Games on steam day one
          >Game Pass
          opposed to what Sony and Nintendo are offering?
          i don't see how they aren't

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry snoys, no games for your PS5 this year. Maybe next year you will have a game to play on your console.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's time. Tonight is the night.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even when owned by Microsoft, playstation is given favoritism

    Ps bros, we keep winning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MW2
      >winning

      Maybe like 14 years ago kiddo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's an existing contract in place, assface.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft don't own Activision yet, snoygger.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just find too funny that for the direct everyone is "I hope they announce this / remake that / port this" yet for sony's state most people are just hoping for PC ports.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony's State of Play is always consistently so boring that I don't even watch this bullshit. If they have something of significance to announce they'll do it at a major event like The Game Awards.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest disappointment since Biden IMO

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >focus on japanese games
    >not big games, probably some AA
    Hinomarukobros...
    It's time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they'd ever allow a game where you fight for the Axis on ~~*their*~~ platform

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cyclops avatar
        Isn't he literally Hitler?
        That's pretty problematic no cap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >these were the people that made the developer cancel Hinomaruko
        Feels so fucking bad, bros

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sold

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lots of minor games
    That would be an improvement.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jokes on you, my expectations are already non existent when it comes to Sony

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's dogma 2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to good to be true
      probably re4 remake gameplay

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Game Informer had Ragnarok shit, I would still expect it to end with a trailer for that. 20m for 10 games though, including the narrating girl talking, means it'll be 2 minutes max.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minor games are always the most interesting. I bet they'll show more Wo Long gameplay and people will consider that "minor"

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so its just like that shitty direct we just watched?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony should just develop an emulator for ps1/2/3 to run on ps5 and get online working. Only allow it to run online store games. Literal money printer

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly is there a bigger retard than Jim? Even Don Mattrick doesn't as stupid

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever saw a good SoP ever.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck snoychuds we were the kings once

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fucking christ snoys get it together

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't expect much because it's 20 minutes for 10 games some of which we already saw.
    TGS is in a few days too and the Game Awards are in 3 months

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's usually the case, and you can never lower it enough to not make it a disappointment

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt there will be any capcom stuff since they will just show that during tgs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Today is essentially the TGS keynote/preshow which historically has most the big announcements.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers 2.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    State of play can’t be any worse than 10 minutes of Death Loop or Granturismo for 20 minutes. Plus unlike most of the events TGS is literally a few days away so if you’re a weeb and are hoping for something fun you still have a chance left this week. I hope we at least get a new look at Project Eve. That’s about it for me.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch this live with my imaginary friends

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't even mean it will be bad. It means they won't talk about ONLY God of fucking War or Spider Onions and that's ALL the modern Sony cunt cares about anymore. The State of Play Twitter post is full of these amoebas crying out their distain at "20 minutes of weeb shit" because why would Sony PlayStation possibly show interesting Japanese games when they could just show you GOW, Horizon DLC or Spider-Man. That's it. That's all they fucking care about. There is nothing else to interest them but that.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure how I can expect less. Perhaps they're announcing an even larger price hike?

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This man is on a fucking roll in tanking the Playstation brand of Sony

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way there isn’t even a single new game…. Right…?
    HAHAHA I can’t wait I am so hyped to see how bad this will be

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they couldn't be any fucking lower, state of play never shows anything good

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >read as: we have nothing on par with BotW 2, please don't compare what we show you to Nintendo showed you

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i join the loyalty program ill get free loyalty NFTs!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are confirmed not to be nfts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

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