I love watching The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power season 1 on Amazon Prime, and I can't wait for tonight's Sony State of Play! I hope they have an answer to the Halo TV series on Paramount Plus. It's so good to be a gamer right now. I'm glad I get to be in the timeline where being a proud gamer doesn't alienate my LGBTQ+ and non-binary acquaintances. Love is love!
> farming JRPG's
Well; Switch is getting Factorio at least ...
https://factorio.com/blog/post/factorio-on-nintendo-switch
Horribly gimped mod-less version.
But still. The absolute madmen have succeeded completely; they are going to sell digital crack to kids; and will get away with it scot-clean.
Perhaps it's similar to that tortoise problem. With every new State of Play, you divide your expectations by half until it gets closer and closer to zero, but never really gets there.
I've been a life long Sony fan, from the psxto the PS5 including the hand helds. I've never been more disappointed and discouraged for the brand. I honestly think they are trying to sabotage the company intentionally
>God of War trailer. [The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.] >Ape Escape: Monkey Island [They copied Animal Crossing, but all villagers are unique apes & added Stardew >Patapon 3 HD >FIFA 2077 [Cyberpunk version starring Alita] >Patapon 4 reveal [It's just a title-card] >Patapon 4 t-shirt reveal. >Mario Movie [exclusive to Ultra-Ultra-HD PS5 blu-ray] >Returnal DLC [You can now play as a e-girl.] >Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return >Project Octopath >Project Octopath 2 >Final Fantasy 15-Versus-2 [Also on NGage] >Project Triangle [Also on PC] >Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive] >15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese. >Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.] >Last of Us Part 1 Re-Re-Remaster Re-Re-Remake >Big Little Planet >Naruto PS5 by Ubisoft >Skipping Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3 >The new game by Treyarch [If you didn't know, everyone that was important at Treyarch left to a PS studio.] >George Floyd game, starring Shaq & Kobe >Metal Gear Plasma >Silent Hills & Loud Mountains >Haze 2 >Halo: Master Chief Collection >Mario but in Unreal Engine 5 >Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld [Death doesn't eat curry, as it's culturally insensitive. Might be cut due to Curry Queen dying.]
>God of War trailer. [The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.] >Ape Escape: Monkey Island [They copied Animal Crossing, but all villagers are unique apes & added Stardew >Patapon 3 HD >FIFA 2077 [Cyberpunk version starring Alita] >Patapon 4 reveal [It's just a title-card] >Patapon 4 t-shirt reveal. >Mario Movie [exclusive to Ultra-Ultra-HD PS5 blu-ray] >Returnal DLC [You can now play as a e-girl.] >Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return >Project Octopath >Project Octopath 2 >Final Fantasy 15-Versus-2 [Also on NGage] >Project Triangle [Also on PC] >Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive] >15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese. >Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.] >Last of Us Part 1 Re-Re-Remaster Re-Re-Remake >Big Little Planet >Naruto PS5 by Ubisoft >Skipping Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3 >The new game by Treyarch [If you didn't know, everyone that was important at Treyarch left to a PS studio.] >George Floyd game, starring Shaq & Kobe >Metal Gear Plasma >Silent Hills & Loud Mountains >Haze 2 >Halo: Master Chief Collection >Mario but in Unreal Engine 5 >Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld [Death doesn't eat curry, as it's culturally insensitive. Might be cut due to Curry Queen dying.]
Why do they read each individual letter instead of assigning pronunciations for groups of letters? Why do they still live on trash island? Why do they think air conditioning is evil? Why are they still under a monarchy?
Nintendo just showed us an early state of play anyway >fatal frame >a day in life >theatrythm ff >octopath >symphonia remaster >danganronpa creators next game >ryza
All multiplats
So, the main attraction won't be there AGAIN? Holy shit, it's getting quite comical for CBU3 bootlickers and shills to try and save the narrative that their hack fraud producer Yoshida is worth a damn.
I just find too funny that for the direct everyone is "I hope they announce this / remake that / port this" yet for sony's state most people are just hoping for PC ports.
Sony's State of Play is always consistently so boring that I don't even watch this bullshit. If they have something of significance to announce they'll do it at a major event like The Game Awards.
Considering Game Informer had Ragnarok shit, I would still expect it to end with a trailer for that. 20m for 10 games though, including the narrating girl talking, means it'll be 2 minutes max.
State of play can’t be any worse than 10 minutes of Death Loop or Granturismo for 20 minutes. Plus unlike most of the events TGS is literally a few days away so if you’re a weeb and are hoping for something fun you still have a chance left this week. I hope we at least get a new look at Project Eve. That’s about it for me.
This doesn't even mean it will be bad. It means they won't talk about ONLY God of fricking War or Spider Onions and that's ALL the modern Sony c**t cares about anymore. The State of Play Twitter post is full of these amoebas crying out their distain at "20 minutes of weeb shit" because why would Sony PlayStation possibly show interesting Japanese games when they could just show you GOW, Horizon DLC or Spider-Man. That's it. That's all they fricking care about. There is nothing else to interest them but that.
On god
>nintendo direct
This Direct was the equivalent of Ramsay's grilled cheese sandwich. Sony just has to show actual games
>Sony just has to show actual games
So they're fricked?
Oh no; Sony's doomed!
>Sony just has to show actual games
its over for Sony
>Sony just has to show actual games
Oh shit … actual games, huh…? Uhm….
its over
Oh no
I love watching The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power season 1 on Amazon Prime, and I can't wait for tonight's Sony State of Play! I hope they have an answer to the Halo TV series on Paramount Plus. It's so good to be a gamer right now. I'm glad I get to be in the timeline where being a proud gamer doesn't alienate my LGBTQ+ and non-binary acquaintances. Love is love!
WTF
imagine still having any expectations for sony
It's going to be a god of war commercial. Already seen it advertised during handegg this weekend
>already seen it
>seen it
>seen
Dumb ESL
sony sisters, we need this win, or nintenbulls are gonna make fun of us again...
Heaven forbid the tendies have a giggle while waiting for their 6 (six) different farming JRPG's.
>anything wrong with farm rpgs
Better than movie games
Beter than......... wait for it......... NO GAME
all the games nintendo showed are multiplats
they are on PS5 too
if PS5 has no game then switch has no game too
>BOTW 2
>Kirby
>Mario + Rabbids
>a-all multiplats!
kek
You snoys are funny.
>Glorified DLC
>$60 Wii port that looks worse
>Baby X-COM
Lol, lmao even
>i-it doesn't count!
>port
There was also pikmin. And some fire emblem stuff too, right?
That's correct
> next gen console plays GameCube games
Let’s go Sonybros we won again
> farming JRPG's
Well; Switch is getting Factorio at least ...
https://factorio.com/blog/post/factorio-on-nintendo-switch
Horribly gimped mod-less version.
But still. The absolute madmen have succeeded completely; they are going to sell digital crack to kids; and will get away with it scot-clean.
>nintenbulls
Even lower than they already are?
Perhaps it's similar to that tortoise problem. With every new State of Play, you divide your expectations by half until it gets closer and closer to zero, but never really gets there.
I don't think they can go any lower.
Gordon is a nintendo boy
Already starting the cope narrative, eh?
sounds like every state of play
Well aren't those always for random ass small stuff? Unless it's specifically mentioned that this is X game showcase or whatever
I have no expectations since every SoP so far has been terrible
>Nintendo Direct same day with heavy hitters like BOTW2, FE:Engage, RF3 Remake, Bayo 3, and Pikmin annoucement
>Uh...we have trannies, handegg,and GoW
It's fricking over... you can rape me now NintendoChands uwu
Say it the way I taught you frickboy.
PLEASE RAPE ME I NEED YOUR SUPERIOR GAMER SEED INSIDE ME! IMPREGNATE MY SNOY ASS!
hands and knees. we're going for a spitroast
don't mind if i do
the absolute STATE of play
I've been a life long Sony fan, from the psxto the PS5 including the hand helds. I've never been more disappointed and discouraged for the brand. I honestly think they are trying to sabotage the company intentionally
State of Play is never good though.
State of Plays always get bargain bin expectations
ONE GAME
>first the direct, now this
Where are the fricking games?
>God of War trailer. [The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.]
>Ape Escape: Monkey Island [They copied Animal Crossing, but all villagers are unique apes & added Stardew
>Patapon 3 HD
>FIFA 2077 [Cyberpunk version starring Alita]
>Patapon 4 reveal [It's just a title-card]
>Patapon 4 t-shirt reveal.
>Mario Movie [exclusive to Ultra-Ultra-HD PS5 blu-ray]
>Returnal DLC [You can now play as a e-girl.]
>Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return
>Project Octopath
>Project Octopath 2
>Final Fantasy 15-Versus-2 [Also on NGage]
>Project Triangle [Also on PC]
>Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive]
>15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese.
>Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.]
>Last of Us Part 1 Re-Re-Remaster Re-Re-Remake
>Big Little Planet
>Naruto PS5 by Ubisoft
>Skipping Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3
>The new game by Treyarch [If you didn't know, everyone that was important at Treyarch left to a PS studio.]
>George Floyd game, starring Shaq & Kobe
>Metal Gear Plasma
>Silent Hills & Loud Mountains
>Haze 2
>Halo: Master Chief Collection
>Mario but in Unreal Engine 5
>Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld [Death doesn't eat curry, as it's culturally insensitive. Might be cut due to Curry Queen dying.]
>The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.
does he have sex with it?
Could you imagine if they did a tlou2 and had Loki take a horse wiener while that annoying lady sings in the background?
>Boku no Pico [PS6 exclusive]
POGGERS
>Boku no Pico
would buy
School Shooter
Not far off from Moomin comics.
>15 minute segment where Capcom just apologizes in Japanese.
>Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.
Sony fricking won
I'm going to buy a PS5 the moment new Patapon gets announced
Patapon 4 was cancelled, but Patapon 5 was greenlit.
>Ghost of Sushi 2: Sly's Return
WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING EGYPT BOYS!
>Silent Hills & Loud Mountains
Sony won
>The trailer ends with Loki finding a horse.
>Naughty Dog presents Terry Pratchett's Discworld
Frick off. I will find and kill Cuckmann personally if this happens.
Is Loki the black girl in this one or was that Freya?
Overwatch 2, and going staight to Overwatch 3
bullshit
>Moomins School Shooter 2022 [PSVR exclusive.]
I want this.
>Ape Escape
At this point I knew it was a shitpost
A good shitpost tho, gave me alaugh
Sony saw the sad state of Nintendo and pulled a bunch of big reveals
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf are minor games? pedo games? games for children?
what an odd way to phrase it
Indie shit
Probably indie or mobile games. Remember Sony bought a few no-name studios a few months ago.
indie junk. not even indie kino.
If only xbox didn't give sony a few years of cod. They need some suffering to force things into changing for the better.
Sony does have a deep love for minors, so it'd make sense their games were the same
Sony has to show at least 7 farming games
>Rumour
Why do Brits spell it like this?
Why do they read each individual letter instead of assigning pronunciations for groups of letters? Why do they still live on trash island? Why do they think air conditioning is evil? Why are they still under a monarchy?
>"Lots of minors"
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS, SNOYSISTAS?
Nintendo just showed us an early state of play anyway
>fatal frame
>a day in life
>theatrythm ff
>octopath
>symphonia remaster
>danganronpa creators next game
>ryza
All multiplats
I don't think there's a bigger recommendation than a Western journalism site saying that they'll be showing lots of minor games.
WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE
DEATH LOOP: DEFINITIVE EDITION
>minor games
heard snoys like those
So, the main attraction won't be there AGAIN? Holy shit, it's getting quite comical for CBU3 bootlickers and shills to try and save the narrative that their hack fraud producer Yoshida is worth a damn.
Imagine doing a quick preview of TGS and you get completely blindsided by Nintendo doing a Direct.
how many remasters will be shown?
0, they can't even do that right anymore.
>The Last of Us Part 2 II is under development
>Q4 2027
>Q4 2027
>Implying
It's a Q3 2023 release
Why is Sony so pathetic?
Last one had RE4R. They’ve been getting better.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY
Ghost is Tsushima is the only good game Sony has released in 10+ years. Thank god I’m an idort because if I only had a PlayStation then holy shit.
Here's hoping they pull out the big guns and announce the Ghost of Tsushima remastered
The sad part is that they already did that for PS5 and charged money for it instead of making it a free upgrade.
And there are morons that defend that move.
If that's your idea of a good game, this industry is a joke
>The state of Sony
I can't tell if this is a troon or just a dude with some big manbreasts
Still not clear.
why do you have this saved?
the manliest sony customer
>man with severe autism and no contact with women decides hes actually a female lesbian
LOL
is that the guy from antiwork
sure looks like it
Will Sony show seven or more farming games or will they stick to space games?
Benefits of other consoles
>Xbox
Crossplay, pc integration, great emulation machine, gamepass, most powerful console
>Nintendo
Portable, actual exclusives, Classic titles available
>Playstation
?
Ugly router console, and Bloodborne.
And Last of Us 1 for the 3rd time
That's what a PC is for.
god i should learn how to get emulation to work on my xbox one s
we really are living in the "xbox is the more consumer friendly option" timeline
it really isn't but at least their marketing seems to work on your moronic ass
>Full Backwards comp
>Xbox Games on steam day one
>Game Pass
opposed to what Sony and Nintendo are offering?
i don't see how they aren't
Sorry snoys, no games for your PS5 this year. Maybe next year you will have a game to play on your console.
It's time. Tonight is the night.
>even when owned by Microsoft, playstation is given favoritism
Ps bros, we keep winning
>MW2
>winning
Maybe like 14 years ago kiddo
Because there's an existing contract in place, assface.
Microsoft don't own Activision yet, snoygger.
I just find too funny that for the direct everyone is "I hope they announce this / remake that / port this" yet for sony's state most people are just hoping for PC ports.
Sony's State of Play is always consistently so boring that I don't even watch this bullshit. If they have something of significance to announce they'll do it at a major event like The Game Awards.
Biggest disappointment since Biden IMO
>focus on japanese games
>not big games, probably some AA
Hinomarukobros...
It's time
>implying they'd ever allow a game where you fight for the Axis on ~~*their*~~ platform
based!
>cyclops avatar
Isn't he literally Hitler?
That's pretty problematic no cap
>these were the people that made the developer cancel Hinomaruko
Feels so fricking bad, bros
Sold
>lots of minor games
That would be an improvement.
jokes on you, my expectations are already non existent when it comes to Sony
Dragon's dogma 2?
to good to be true
probably re4 remake gameplay
Considering Game Informer had Ragnarok shit, I would still expect it to end with a trailer for that. 20m for 10 games though, including the narrating girl talking, means it'll be 2 minutes max.
Minor games are always the most interesting. I bet they'll show more Wo Long gameplay and people will consider that "minor"
so its just like that shitty direct we just watched?
Sony should just develop an emulator for ps1/2/3 to run on PS5 and get online working. Only allow it to run online store games. Literal money printer
Honestly is there a bigger moron than Jim? Even Don Mattrick doesn't as stupid
I don't think I've ever saw a good SoP ever.
what the frick snoychuds we were the kings once
jesus fricking christ snoys get it together
Don't expect much because it's 20 minutes for 10 games some of which we already saw.
TGS is in a few days too and the Game Awards are in 3 months
That's usually the case, and you can never lower it enough to not make it a disappointment
Doubt there will be any capcom stuff since they will just show that during tgs.
Today is essentially the TGS keynote/preshow which historically has most the big announcements.
Helldivers 2.
State of play can’t be any worse than 10 minutes of Death Loop or Granturismo for 20 minutes. Plus unlike most of the events TGS is literally a few days away so if you’re a weeb and are hoping for something fun you still have a chance left this week. I hope we at least get a new look at Project Eve. That’s about it for me.
Where can I watch this live with my imaginary friends
This doesn't even mean it will be bad. It means they won't talk about ONLY God of fricking War or Spider Onions and that's ALL the modern Sony c**t cares about anymore. The State of Play Twitter post is full of these amoebas crying out their distain at "20 minutes of weeb shit" because why would Sony PlayStation possibly show interesting Japanese games when they could just show you GOW, Horizon DLC or Spider-Man. That's it. That's all they fricking care about. There is nothing else to interest them but that.
I'm not sure how I can expect less. Perhaps they're announcing an even larger price hike?
This man is on a fricking roll in tanking the Playstation brand of Sony
There is no way there isn’t even a single new game…. Right…?
HAHAHA I can’t wait I am so hyped to see how bad this will be
they couldn't be any fricking lower, state of play never shows anything good
>read as: we have nothing on par with BotW 2, please don't compare what we show you to Nintendo showed you
if i join the loyalty program ill get free loyalty NFTs!
they are confirmed not to be nfts
True