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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    things will keep getting worse

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MBA moves right here. And I'm saying this as an MBA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      things will keep getting worse

      What’s the chance of them pulling candy crush off stores and telling users if they want their progress, they’d have to go on the Microsoft store?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're dumb enough to do that. i could see it happening

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they're dumb enough to do that. i could see it happening
          Im asking because soccer moms addicted to this are dumb enough to do it lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they will do everything possible to cut corners and make things worse, it won't be pushing the brand signup shtick it will be about idk just hiring as many indians as possible to keep telling you everything is fine while the world burns down around you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What’s the chance of them pulling candy crush off stores and telling users if they want their progress, they’d have to go on the Microsoft store?
        100%

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100%
        We're about to see terrible non-garden walled environments are for normalgays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did that with Minecraft, so its more of a when than if. Its inevitable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it's not any time soon because if I get to level 999 I'm going to get $100

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Epic try to do that with Fortnite and they got reamed over it?
        M$ needs the money, they'll never do anything that keeps the line from going up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will, but it will be a nuclear disaster for their normie consumer base

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking DE LU LU

      The worst part is never having accountability, its always the poor sobs tasked with creating this storefront who will take the blame and get sacked when it shits the bed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get asked by vp of marketing to make a change to one of our products
        >look into making the change
        >engineering and production says its a terrible idea
        >vp says go forward
        >i'm in charge of spearheading
        >it goes terribly
        >meeting next week with vp and another vp, with multiple directors as well
        I'm gonna take the hit for this aren't I

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You did leave a paper trail, right? You did copy the VP on those check-ins with engineering and production, right?
          Won't protect you all of the time but better than nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever seen someone with an MBA successfully run a company in a hobbyist industry like vidya/tabletop games. They always frick things up. Really need to be a gamer/hobbyist first and a businessmind second.

      I'm constantly reminded of this almost every day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MBA grindset
      >get degree
      >work as a vampire at McKinsey for five years
      >spend the rest of your life hopping around between companies you help destroy in golden parachutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many times a day do you say ‘synergy?’

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honest question, what does one learn getting an MBA? Because from the outside it's schmoozing and wearing a suit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s like having pro max in your industry. Extra feature that is mundane for functionality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but it is also a black woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's sexy tho

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for paving the way Tim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget EGS is getting a mobile store later this year too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >couldn't succeed on pc
        >but surely it'll work on mobile

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Valve is like an ant compared to Apple and Google, but hey good luck Timmy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey if it's the only way to download Fortnite on phones kids are gonna get it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>but surely it'll work on mobile
          It unironically might. On PC people claim EGS free games but don't play them, whereas on phones people generally only play free games.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    awful person

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    female gamers, everyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they just make games?
    Epic, Microsoft, Sony, all this money pouring into this obsession with trying to force exclusive control of games.
    Just invest in a game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why dont they just make games?
      Too hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic made a game that literally makes them billions and funds their entire existence. They will NEVER EVER make a game again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Valve/Steam business model is easier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why they don't make their own marketplace instead of game pass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Games don't make money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They want more and more money every year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Making games people like and cultivating the talent to do so without blowing out your budget and pissing off your customers seems like a good way to make more money. But what do I know I'm not an MBA.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god thats the worst weave ever.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will this affect non-mobile gaming?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It won't; xbrick will continue to be irrelevant in the overall gaming environment.

      Mobile game stores will obviously be a thing since the phones are getting pretty powerful (iPhone 15 runs RE8 with ray tracing) and people are getting poorer so dedicated gaming hardware is less accessible. I wonder if Steam will enter.

      >people are getting poorer
      >that's why they're moving to a new $1500 phone annually instead of $300 consoles every 5-10 years
      Jesus fricking christ.

      Phones will be the last expense people cut because it has so much utility in modern life. Also the price of capable mobile chips will go down, discreet GPUs probably won’t.

      >utility
      Social media addiction isn't "utility" no matter how hard you cope spin it. The utilitarian functions of a flagship iphone can be performed adequately by a $50 last-last-last gen [literally anything] phone.

      >couldn't succeed on pc
      >but surely it'll work on mobile

      Can't cut it in a real marketplace so they're going to give it a go in a segment with lower operating costs and much, much, MUCH lower standards and functionally nonexistent resistance to spending shit tons of money for literally nothing.

      Are we the target audience anymore? They talk so much about "play on your fridge, smart tv and mobile" and they dont even mention games outside of cod or candy crush as if thats whats everyone is interested in. Are we still the target audience?

      Macro$hart never had a target audience, only a target wallet.

      >People laughed at me when I said the goal of gamepass was forcing things into an industry of cheap service games which would end up turning it into a mobile app store.

      It was always about converting purchases into subscriptions; after all if the market is moronic enough to support it why would you sell anything once when you could sell nothing forever?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt know that they put DEI hire in a high position as a company president like this

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a repulsive looking shitskin, abandon ship

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mobile game stores will obviously be a thing since the phones are getting pretty powerful (iPhone 15 runs RE8 with ray tracing) and people are getting poorer so dedicated gaming hardware is less accessible. I wonder if Steam will enter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wearables are going to phase smartphones out and make all those gains worthless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if people have less money for luxuries they will not be buying fricking iphones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phones will be the last expense people cut because it has so much utility in modern life. Also the price of capable mobile chips will go down, discreet GPUs probably won’t.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people will never cut phones out of their lives they are much too important for that.
          but fact is that a $100 android covers pretty much every use case of a modern phone outside of super extreme outliers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The same was once true for alarm clocks calendars flashlights etc but as soon as something could decently do what they did they disappeared.
            Eventually the same will happen to smartphones and it's guaranteed to happen now because apple no longer has a monopoly.

            unironically well done sweeny you played yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The same was once true for alarm clocks calendars flashlights etc but as soon as something could decently do what they did they disappeared.
              Aside from alarm clocks, you don't really believe phones replaced those utilities, do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Aside from alarm clocks, you don't really believe phones replaced those utilities, do you?
                your newest phone is a Cingular flip phone and it shows

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for proving his point anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your phone's torch is not all that strong. There's still a use for real torches

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >flashlights
              It didn't replace flashlights. lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it did

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can use a phones flash function for a flashlight in a pinch. In a way, it kind of did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just like with camaras, flashlights have been replaced by a phone for the average person. For anyone that has a genuine need for a flashlight/camera it has replaced nothing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could spend $2k on some stupid phone, or $50 on an android that'll do everything except games.
          The phones that can run games beyond candy crush are not going to be bought by most people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or you could spend nothing on a phone you get from your wireless provider because your old phone stopped working when they dropped 3G support, and leave that phone turned off and sitting in your car unless you need to make a phone call.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is buying a fricking gaming phone, get real.

          My last phone was $200 and only because I needed to upgrade. If I didn't need the memory and 5G (going from 3G), I'd never upgrade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea how far people will go. I've spent the last year and half glued to this finance dumpster-fire channel where poors come on to get ridiculed and almost every single one of them finances their moronic smartphone and puts it on their credit card to worry about later because FRICK the consequences of thirty percent interest they want their shit now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >finance dumpster-fire channel where poors come on to get ridiculed
          Is it the one with the fatty four eyes whose voice gets higher and squeakier the dumber the next line of the billing invoice is?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah

            >he doesn't know
            It's fake, anon. Everything about it gets played up like reality tv.

            He definitely plays it up but I'm almost certain the people's finances are real. There's no way he could hunt down decent actors like that and if it were fake people like that Zeke neet would have said something.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shoot meant to paste this video not the mountain dew D&D guy

              There's no way he could find so many convincing people..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know
          It's fake, anon. Everything about it gets played up like reality tv.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the one where Amouranth went on to humblebrag about always ordering doordash because the opportunity cost of fixing her own food instead of making another simp video was more than the delivery surcharge?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably. I didn't watch her episode beyond the first minute or two because I don't listen to people like her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if people have less money for luxuries they will not be buying fricking iphones.
        More people get iphones on an installement plan through a carrier with a 2 year plan than buy it outright. Poorgays on foodstamps have iphone pros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, the problem will always be one of heat dispersion. Phones and tablets are really pushing the limits right now, and you can tell by how much heat they're generating in games. Stronger hardware means more heat. That's just physics. So there's a ceiling on what mobile devices can do with current designs. We'd need a MAJOR leap in engineering innovation to get a handheld to do what a 4090 can do without reaching unsustainable temps. The only reason PCs can do it is because they have like 11 fans. Every time I go in my kid's room, it's like 80 fricking degrees in there because his PC is putting out so much heat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'll just get marketing to make it seem like bigger phones are "hip" and "in" now. Then they'll stick twelve fans onto them. Zoomers are idiots and will do whatever the corporations say. It would be easy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sega Genesis, but with phones.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For what purpose?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WINDOWS PHONE 2 BABY, LET'S GOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30% revenue increase for free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making 100% of the money off Candy Crush instead of just 70%

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To allocate more money for Fallout 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MONEY homie MONEY THE ANSWER IS MONEY, IT'S ALWAYS MONEY!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mobile paypigs are a massive market. A single whale can support nearly half a developer's yearly salary all by himself.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman takes over gaming platform
    >closes all of the development studios and moves towards figuring out how to play candy crush
    you literally cannot make this up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair there's a shitload of money in Mobile gaming. If M$ can release a non-garbage store (lol fat chance) then it might force other stores to improve/innovate to avoid losing users.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That graph makes it look like console is irrelevant. Is that cropped?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, consoles literally stopped existing around 2018.
          Yes it's cropped, you can even see text cut in half.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I posted the wrong pic without looking closer. Here's the updated version.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the power of easily accessible gambling huh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >VR
        >making money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a shittload of money in mobile gaming, but not for Microsoft. That's what these moronic execs don't get: They don't have the company to make a Nikke or a Blue Archive. So just making "Mobile Game" isn't going to get them that money.

        Remember when they had this great idea that they were going to scuttle all their studios and compete with Genshin when they, themselves, turned Genshin down? I remember. They are lead by literal monkeys.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair there's a shitload of money in Mobile gaming. If M$ can release a non-garbage store (lol fat chance) then it might force other stores to improve/innovate to avoid losing users.

          Kek, this.
          Can you picture Microsoft trying to buy one of these Mobile Game Waifu companies and then imposing microsoft standards on them? Welcome to 'ugly Black person gacha 2024'.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shes cute she has white physiognomy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. sarah

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$70 billion for Candy Crush
    They also closed down the studio who made Doom mobile.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to fail just like the zune, windows phone, half of window's releases and currently gamepass.
    There's already well established market for it, this isn't even competition, this is just for control.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah sweet, a money laundering scheme

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will do everything but make games won't they.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How moronic is Microsoft with the gaming scene right now? They were actually smart before having cheap dev modes with support for anything but piracy which prevented any desire for people to hack the consoles to bypass their checks. But they can't do jack shit for anything else with Xbox.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did a black lady become president of Xbox?

    Serious question, not the usual meme question

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diversity Hire
      The leader of Microsoft is Indian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't give me the real answer, give me a PC answer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for proving my point

          PC? We're talking about xbox.

          ok, that was funny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your point is that you're a chud?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PC? We're talking about xbox.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism, she's phils daughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She climbed the corporate ladder. She was a very high ranking exec in T-Mobile, who may or may not have had a hand in their merger with Sprint before she left and joined Xbox.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Undefeated

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a gigantic waste of money. iPhonegays will always use the apple store. Android gays have Google play or will download apks like exes.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft makes so many moronic decisions that you'd think a woman was making them

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take me back to the 360 era.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean, it's nogamesoft

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox brand has been long dead since Xbox One. Microsoft only held onto it to keep boomers happy who now retired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd feel terrible about arkane shutting down if any of the people who made that studio what it was, hadn't been gone for ages.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally just the austin branch, aka not actually arkane

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arkane didn't shut down, suck it up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It will once Blade comes out and is a horrible fricking mess.
          Dinga and Microsoft management will make sure of that!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a big family here on Team Xbox! sir

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I guess it's good to see competition in that area (on android, forcing apple shit to open up is the state sticking their nose where it doesn't fricking belong)

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna apply for president of Xbox.

    If I use every one of you guys as references they'll hire me for sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just say your black, gay, trans, wheel-chair bound, morbidly obese, and a lifelong liberal. You'll be in that chair within a week.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Microshit taking their cash cow off mobile and on their own store
    Doubt but I’ve seen irreparable damage done for Minecraft

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stocked dropping
    >let's go into the mobile saturated platform

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a mobile game
      >lets say Fable: Mobile
      >fast forward two weeks
      >several dozen of bootleg Fable: Mobile games on the store

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M$? They are doing fine, their bread winner is Azure cloud and their enterprise cloud suite for office.
      Still a moronic ass move though but w/e let them waste their money and time on this bs.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I'm racist but... wouldn't mind bleaching THAT

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOMAN MOMENT

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's really cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I'm racist but... wouldn't mind bleaching THAT

      There's pretty Black folk but she has a man face

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All you ever think about is men you homo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll kick your ass, b***h

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking christ. I'm convinced that someone told Sony that Microsoft was planning on stabbing itself to death and just decided to cut their losses with helldivers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't lose anything with Helldivers

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    built for bwc

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks high out of her mind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sweet cocaine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smiling with no eyes
      it's ssris

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox Portable status: CONFIRMED

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane how completely out of touch and moronic every corporate decision seems to be in the entertainment industries these days. It's like these c**ts just want to pitfall straight into bankruptcy but keep getting bailed out somehow over and over again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing
      thank you mr fink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's insane how completely out of touch and moronic every corporate decision seems to be in the entertainment industries these days.
      The average time a stock is held by a single entity is lowering with every passing year. We're reaching the point where the average possession time is now under half a year (~5.1 months). As shareholders become more and more fleeting in their holdings, they turn more and more to pump and dump tactics because they're liquidating holdings faster than the consequences can come and they push companies into more and more insanely stupid short term money grabs.

      Fiduciary responsibility for shareholder profits is a cancer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They make decisions for profit, not for the good of the industry. And right now, mobile is blowing up and consuming the gaming revenue market like you wouldn't believe. Please not I specifically said "revenue". It's not winning in game quality or interest or single title saturation. it's homosexuals spending $200 on gacha tiddies and "diamonds" for whatever shovelware they're playing. Everyone is trying to get some of that money from morons/women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They make decisions for profit
        Yeah like Gamepass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, subscription based services is what every company in the industry is going for. They want the cable audience but on the internet. It's actually over fore the internet being a place of creativity and ideas. Now is the age of mindless consumerism and content

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >subscription based services is what every company in the industry is going for.
            How's that working out for them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty well actually, they make 0 new content and are making record profits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Xbox and Netflix are making record profits? News to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >make no new content
                >make hundreds of millions of dollars
                seems like they're doing well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Xbox is doing very well right now we can all agree.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure man. When's the last time Netflix published subscriber numbers again?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >10,000 other shit streaming services
                >this legacy streaming service isn't at its peak any more so streaming services aren't making money
                somebody is paying for this shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Netflix is still one of the most popular streaming services last I checked. So where are these record profits exactly? Or are we just pretending that having a struggling subscription service that makes no money is more profitable than having no subscription service

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just repeating yourself like a schizophrenic despite not having a point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you're just an illiterate moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the moronic Black person claiming streaming services don't make money

                do you even know what cable is you moronic Black person? It's where they charge people for 300 channels when they only watch 2-3 of them, it's the original streaming service

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If streaming services were making record profits we wouldn't be having this conversation. You're flying off the handle, screeching Black person because you got cornered and have no argument. Stop wasting my time and get your head out of your ass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                were you cut off from oxygen during an extended period during birth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just repeating yourself like a schizophrenic despite not having a point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Netflix is not legacy. It's the only one actually profitable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Netflix is not legacy.
                >1997

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who could forget the streaming service of 1997

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you actually have anything to say or are you going to keep being a passive aggressive moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're aggressively moronic and have nothing of value to contribute.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we the target audience anymore? They talk so much about "play on your fridge, smart tv and mobile" and they dont even mention games outside of cod or candy crush as if thats whats everyone is interested in. Are we still the target audience?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no target audience anymore, its just what trend is making money right now, hey copy that without any thought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pirate game
      >company shifts to soccer moms as audience
      huh, how about that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's no longer audience targeting. They just use buzzwords to raise stock price. The only target audience are investors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When games appeal to everyone, they will appeal to no one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no target audience, just "mass appeal"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are we the target audience anymore?
      They don't have a target audience anymore, that's why they keep buying studios and shutting them down: they're making vain plays into stealing THEIR target audience, because they literally and factually have no clue who or what buys video games.
      It's watching Bain Capital all over again buy Toys r Us and Sears. They don't know who shops at these stores because they're rich fricks who don't go outside to shop. So they just assume they can take these names and people will still go there for no reason, and when that doesn't happen, they shut them down or use them as financial instruments because they don't seem to understand that you get more money by making a FRICKING PRODUCT

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Invest money into literally everything except video games
    These people are legitimately fricking moronic.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People laughed at me when I said the goal of gamepass was forcing things into an industry of cheap service games which would end up turning it into a mobile app store.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft will never be my go-to until they start getting some tiddies over there. Their GamePass store front is so fricking sterile and kid-oriented. Which is ironic, since public elementary school libraries are like smut archives today. This is the only reason Sony pulls ahead in that fight for me. I don't care about anything else. But I do like games with cute girls.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to win as Microsoft

    1. Make a halo game that's finished and isn't shit
    2. Win

    It's as shrimple as that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is funny how a single good Halo game could turn the tides for MS's gaming division

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and yet they keep hiring poojeets that don't know how to use the slipspace engine so now the next halo is going to be made in unreal. It's actually over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally impossible for 343 Industries.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really new considering you could stream some games on mobile already, it’s just a formality. The big move would be putting King’s games there and pulling them from Google/apple stores

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds great!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty much lost every single competent developer or anyone who could come up with good ideas
    >everyone left in the company is out of touch and desperately trying to come up with a good idea
    >the new people who could come up with new ideas have no decision making power, the projects they work on will certainly fail and they will lose their job and never be able to direct projects
    Can they even recover from this downward spiral?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My only request for MS is to not frick up a new KI that has been rumoured since 2020. Ken Lobb who stopped KI from being a crappy MK klone in 94 still works there, and DJames is the "Head of KI"; whatever higher ups allow that to mean. All they have to do is make a short teaser with the KI theme music in the bg and a 30th anniversary logo for the June showcaseand they can release it whenever the frick it's ready. Just don't frick it up by making the chicks purposely uggo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can they even recover from this downward spiral?
      when tencent buys MS in 15 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot that morale is at an all time low when even successful studios get closed.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is a good decision though. Candy crush makes shittons of money and removing the cut stores take might be reason enough to justify a store.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yor right it is a good decision, we will see ms kill 1/3 of its biggest acquisition in less than a year.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone willingly download this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would anyone willingly download this?
      Look at the posts way above. They can easily force existing candy crush users to download the ms store to complete their progress and retain their player profile. Do you know how many thirdies and first world soccer moms that play CC? Tons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then what? Spend millions building and maintaining a store that does nothing but give you an extra 30% on candy crush microtransactions?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, and they do not make games, as we know. So it will be a store with candy crush and maybe a game ever 8 years or so. It is crazy that a video-game company just refuses to make games. Imagine a pizza resturant refusing to make pizza.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And then what? Spend millions building and maintaining a store that does nothing but give you an extra 30% on candy crush microtransactions?
          Look at the player base
          Look at the revenue
          Do the math

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, do the math. How much does it cost build and maintain microsoft's new digital store and how much is 30% extra revenue from candy crush?

            Hey if it's the only way to download Fortnite on phones kids are gonna get it.

            Yes, they'll get it for fortnite and use the apple/google store for everything else just like on PC.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Ok, do the math. How much does it cost build and maintain microsoft's new digital store and how much is 30% extra revenue from candy crush?
              The idea is locking them in forever

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does it lock them in? What's stopping them from using other stores for everything that isn't candy crush?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How does it lock them in? What's stopping them from using other stores for everything that isn't candy crush?
                You want cinnamon cookies. You can’t buy cinnamon cookies except at cinnamon shop, when previously you got it from Whole Foods. Cinnamon shop doesn’t care what you buy elsewhere, they just want you to go to their store to buy cinnamon cookies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but we're not talking about bakeries, we're talking about digital stores which are a different thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they're banking on candy crush being such a huge draw people will just stick around the microsoft store

                though why you'd continue using an app store instead of just downloading the one (1) app you want I don't know

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cinnamon cookie cinnamon shoppe analogy
                anon reaching new lows

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people don’t realize MS’s entire plan is to crash the game industry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It kind of looks like their plan was to buy up everyone and drag them all into the abyss with one fell swoop.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its simple its ran by idiots

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These people making the decisions keep falling upwards much like how Hollywood does for producers/writers/directors. They get a full salary and bonuses for making dumb choices. Meanwhile people who actually understand don’t get hired. Clown world I tell ya

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you are still a consolegay you better go sell that shit to gamestop and use the return money to start building your PC game collection, because it won't be around for long.
    QUIT RIPPING YOURSELF OFF!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zesty mothafricka, you ain't foolin no bawde

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the apple audience
    >says microsoft for 2 decades even though they have the majority market share for far longer than apple ever did

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft releases store-exclusive gacha games
    >EOS in a month because gachas need maximum reach, not a small amount of players on an exclusive store

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she kinda looks like a man in blackface

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and they will shut it down after a year like every project they do

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be the richest company in the fricking world
    >simply hand over the traditional console market to Sony
    Pretty sure I could do a better job of running Xbox.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >president is a woman
    >not just a woman
    >also a Black person
    >"WHY IS XBOX FAILING??!!!"
    Real head scratcher here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of it someday.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have all those IPS
    >all will rot except COD, Fallout and TES
    FRICKKKKKKKKK!!!! Sony or Nintendo should have bought Crash or Spyro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surely they'll use some of them as skinsuits for mobile trash, especially in the wake of this bullshit

      hope you like Hi Fi Rush On the Go! you stupid bastards

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they really LITERALLY just bought Activision for 70B just because of Candy Crush? kek

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am 22 and I legit cannot FATHOM people playing on a phone (except my mom, she likes Candy Crush). I only use my phone for alarm, to show the bus driver my ticket and for spotify.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phone gaming mainly appeals to & targets low IQ women and third worlders. Literally nobody else plays mobile games. Xbox can't appeal to the first world market anymore so they're shelving themselves into the gutter, I guess they're really desperate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I legit cannot FATHOM people playing on a phone
      I play PS2 gaymes oh my phone sometimes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice ESL.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My black KWEEN Sarah should take over Phil's place, not because I have jungle fever (I do), but also because she seems to care about games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if she forced the 300 xbox studios under her command to start working and create games. Now imagine her making those Xbox console exclusives... She could destroy Sony and Nintendo easily.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't mean a thing because microsoft has zero talent in any of its studios.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Epig: I will not use the store.

    Now if VALVE made a Steam store for mobile... maybe. But even then, I'd rather they go all in on the Linux initiative and tell MS to frick off finally and for all.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they remove Candy Crush from other stores they're fricked.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her reasoning behind tango's closure https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1788728698184540355

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringeworthy, even she's cringing while she puts out that fake word macaroni

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two women that have never played a game in their life in top game industry positions
      get any Ganker gamer in the ceo seat and xbox is saved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a whole lot of nothing
      I guess the report of "they needed to cut any studio, and the studios not working on anything and just pitching stuff were it" must be accurate if she can't even come up with a reason

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy 200 studios
    >don't do anything
    What was the plan here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>don't do anything
      >win
      Why does this only work for Volvo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame it on the jeets at Microsoft instead of anyone actually in Xbox C-suite.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn bros what's going to happen to xbox achievements, I wanted to get all the good halo and gears games done

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if xbox dies say goodbye to them in the same manner they stopped supporting windows phone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe I should stop caring about that shit overall then if it's all going to be up in the air in 5-10 years

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm somewhat leaning on the same side, I'll still beat games on the hardest difficulty cause it's fun but going for all achievements is kinda not worth it if it all closes down later down the line. Xbox One/series gen makes it even worse since we can't get achievements offline.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted to get into cheevo hunting on xbox since I like 100%ing stuff on PS but with so much of it being internet connected I don't see the point nowadays. also a lot of the xbox exclusive lists are super fricking gay
            >seriously 5.0

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Playstation exclusive lists are so easy you don't even have to try, kinda defeats the point of achievements. I like the challenge, I'm 95% done with halo mcc but that will be forever shelved now, but it was still fun, you can't get that experience with sony's titles. But yeah I agree gears 3,4,5 are fricking insanity to get, they took Seriously joke too far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Windows phone was pretty good but they fricked that up too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the next Xbox actually be a windows phone. That's their handheld.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, when can we expect WoW on PS5?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait what happened to that other guy that was running Xbox, Pete or Tom or whatever?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really don't know what they are doing. They are just throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. They never really had a plan from the start.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And when it all crashes they'll exit with a fat severance package, maybe go ruin another company, while all the brains and talent get fricked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to understand they have no passion or direction for what they are doing, they are disconnected from reality and only exist as a robotic presence for share holder meetings, their lives revolve around going to restaurants and lying for imaginary money and profit increases

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best explanation of executives that I’ve ever seen

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hurry we have to make some money after our purchase of Activision and Bethesda
    >Don't worry we have games that are about to be released and it'll make huge amount of money for us
    >It didn't work everything flopped we have to destroy more studios. We need another solution
    >INTRODUCING XBOX MOBILE GAMING STORE
    >THAT'S IT!
    It's absolutely hilarious but it's kind of the only move left to make.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLACK KWEEN!

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using apple
    >using non-rooted android
    >ever paying for any apk
    ISHYGDDT

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your job is Xbox
    >Demand mobile phone games from your subordinates

    Where do they keep finding these morons?
    I could swear whoever decides the Xbox president is deliberately trying to sink the department.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question but why are MBAs trusted so much these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Honest question but why are MBAs trusted so much these days
      It’s nepotism and cronyism if anything, mbas just tell people you studied business

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >study business
        >get into a position you're unqualified for with crony connections
        >fail upwards a dozen times and sink the entire field you work in
        Worked for Kathleen Kennedy. Why not!

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is she doing? She can't even answer simple questions. How the FRICK did she even get the job?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She sucks a mean dick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how the FRICK did she even get the job
      Take a guess anon. It's that simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with her eyes? They're fluttering like crazy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The equivalent of being raked over coals. She doesn't want to be there, she has no answers to any of the questions, she's uncomfortable, but because of her position she has to be there and try to weasel her way through the interview

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probs saw a hot white boy in the front row.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They’re literally built for BWC her genetic programming took over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YUFlsAz.png

        >Reporter: Sara, please look into my eyes and give me a direct answer: is Xbox's future bright?
        >Sara:

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s buggin out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corpo lady being unprepared and not having answers. It's honestly fascinating watching basically a CEO being so uncomfortable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why I gotta believe the word to shitcan the studios had to come from above their heads, no way the Xbox heads would think the news that they killed off the studios before announcing this would go over well

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely. I'm 99.999% sure Satya Nadella is the one that ordered the studios to be shitcanned. This doesn't seem like a situation where Phil, Matt Booty or Sarah bond discussed, this was more Satya ordering the closure and Phil and Co. couldn't do shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably closed Tango because they weren't hiring pajeets.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty obvious. I'm not surprised if this is all coming all the way from the top (Satya Nadella). The acquisition spree thing killed Xbox, it made too much noise. Microsoft bigwigs wouldn't let that slide, no more hands-off approach like the old days, they want results now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The equivalent of being raked over coals. She doesn't want to be there, she has no answers to any of the questions, she's uncomfortable, but because of her position she has to be there and try to weasel her way through the interview

        She’s buggin out

        Corpo lady being unprepared and not having answers. It's honestly fascinating watching basically a CEO being so uncomfortable.

        Her mascara is probably irritating her eyes, I saw it happen to some women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How the FRICK did she even get the job?
      Through ESG hiring practices.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [x] Black
      [x] Female

      It's an ESG diversity hire BINGO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't even prepare any responses whatsoever to any of the questions
      Wew, Phil really threw her under the bus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is she doing? She can't even answer simple questions. How the FRICK did she even get the job?
      Anon... We haven't been having ESG and DEI discussions on here the past several months for no reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diver city

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How the FRICK did she even get the job?
      The REAL people who own the company put a black woman at the top so it looks better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PRESIDENT of Xbox
      >has no idea how to respond to any of these questions
      Xbox is absolutely cooked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total Xbox collapse in real time is not something I prepared to screencap live, but I'll make doz. Xbox exit from consoles, accelerate faster.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the point of making an app store?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. What are the shills at Xbox saying about this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still nursing their booboo after Phil executed like 5 studios.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep giving women these jobs? Did she suck 1 billion nerd wieners to get there?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are they announcing this shit now right after shutting down the studio and killing off Doom's smartphone game?
    Is XBOX genuinely moronic? No, I'm serious. I thought they were competent but everytime I see them I feel like they are purposefully doing everything to tank their own business and reputation.
    to be fair sony and nintendo are doing it too but this is like almost like a cry for help.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably gonna introduce this on the upcoming showcase.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When's the showcase? I hope to god there is a chat I wanna see boos, shitpost memes, and dorito popes galore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They also said they needed games that won awards just as much as they need big sellers a day after shutting down the hi-fi rush studio

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the meme that women only care about mobile trash is real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Investors care very much about mobile trash. So even if the whole industry goes there, I'll be fine. Videogames are easier to make than ever for indie dev and there are so many old games you can just keep playing what you like. I have so many I barely buy anything anymore

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not too late, wowbros

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is with women and match three games?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xbox console kills itself so it can chase the mobile market
    kek. S

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive been a console gay for so long. I don't want to leave but it may be finally time to get a real PC for games, this shit has been depressing.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw microsoft will have more mobile exclusives than xbox exclusives

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox is the dumbest fricking brand I've ever seen holy shit

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a corporate demon if I've ever seen one. You can look in her eyes and see that she has no soul. God I want her to grind my balls underneath her heels while she rambles about how the future of video games is subscription based mobile gaming.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does this affect me as someone who hasn't touched anything xbox or sony since the 360 and ps4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think there haven't been a single good AAA game in years? Your apathy lead to this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >playing AAA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          other gaming just can't compete

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With how censored and corporate sterile everything is?
            Agreed!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes super censored with the highest quality available on the planet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yawn!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                low T with small dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would be if I defended censored garbage

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you are for not enjoying something good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Mediocre hack and slash with censored cake
                No thanks, I'll just play Xblades or Dead or Alive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                small dick low t virgin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed you are by playing censored trash and giving money to Sony.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                also low iq

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I was low IQ I would have bought a PS5

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry meant to say Series X

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Since I'm not low IQ I didn't buy that piece of shit either, Microsoft is a piece of shit company.
                You did however buy a console with no games by a piece of shit company.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, this is such a stupid business decision, but goddamnit she's hot. I just want to smash CEO puss. Once.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity hire

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Same, there's this one that comes into the restaurant I work at sometimes, she's pretty dark skinned and almost seven feet tall. I want to climb that chocolate mountain.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #girlwood

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    first kiss was stolen by a black girl back when we were in pre-k. i'll never go to heaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, because you are gay and a racist.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Females in leadership roles have been a bane on society. Worse its a Black too.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every AAA company moves ro mobile and stays there.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and why would anyone use that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they offer free games or incentives every day/week/month/etc, they will get enough people to try it and then their children will play on their phones/tablet and play those freebies and also buy shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all a gacha game would need would be free daily single rolls for using the microsoft store and people would swap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you underestimate how difficult it is to change user behaviour and/or make them aware of new shit. People are completely locked into AppStore/PlayStore. MS will lose a ton of money.

        Candy Crush pulled in 956 million dollars in 2022 alone. If it's not using Apple's store, I assume whatever tithe they currently pay to Apple and Google will all be going to Microsoft.

        You assume everyone would just switch which isn't gonna happen. And MS is not going to gut that cash cow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MS will lose a ton of money.
          You make it sound like I want them to succeed. I don't care if they lose money in this endeavor, let them try and fail just like they did with their windows phone division and before that the music (zune) division.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All they have to do is offer some incentive like extra lives every day for using a microsoft store account. The gacha zombies will love that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Candy Crush pulled in 956 million dollars in 2022 alone. If it's not using Apple's store, I assume whatever tithe they currently pay to Apple and Google will all be going to Microsoft.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *in 2023 alone
        In 2022 it made more than a billion dollars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Candy Crush pulled in 956 million dollars in 2022 alone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          making people pay 5 to 10 dollars here and there is very profitable when they don't bother to keep track

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that a troony or I'm just racist?

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just never fricking learn do they?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman moment

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is microsoft still alive at this point and why are rich people (shareholders in this context) so fricking moronic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >microsoft still alive at this point
      Could services, Azure is making bank for M$.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud**

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Azure
        with competitors being AWS and Google Cloud, somehow not surprising, understandable.

        are you fricking moronic?

        >Let's launch mobile store that needs to be installed separately on phones
        And I'm the moronic one? Mobage only works because of children and some office ladies installing random shit to kill time, none of those will go through trouble of installing extra app store on their phone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gaming is a small, small, small irrelevant part of the company. Microsoft is literally the most valuable company in the world, worth three fricking trillion. Sony is worth 95 billion. Aka 3% of microsoft.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a little larger now after the ABK buyout. Hey maybe they could buy out Sony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you aware that microsoft does things that aren't video games?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good cause they're pretty shit at video games.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i cant tell if you're serious or if you really had no idea what microsoft was

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, like that one operating system that they make worse with every version to come out in last 10 years. Or hardware that barely anyone buys because it's like apple but pajeeted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you fricking moronic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are good at business and Ganker isn't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Xbox division
        >Good at business
        Hilarious
        >Ganker isn't
        Notch sold them Minecraft and is now a Millionaire you newbie frick.
        Meanwhile they're doing everything in their power to completely kill the IP.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Meanwhile they're doing everything in their power to completely kill the IP.
          QRD? Didn't know Minecraft is going through some issues. It was such a simple concept of a game how can you frick it up?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Make 2 different versions to peddle their fricking Client and Store and fractures the fanbase
            >Stunts the Java version (the one that's not ran through the Microsoft client and has all the mods) every oppurtunity they get
            >Every update is worse than the last and adds frickall besides more microtransactions
            >Make spinoff games all of which flop and completely miss the point of the sandbox nature of Minecraft entirely
            >Community content drying up faster than ever
            >Tons of pajeets and barely any buy them anynore because there's no fanfare or loud community as Microsoft only cares about pushing the DLC, fricking up mods and raping the community dead
            Microsoft is a monolith of shit, they shouldn't even be in gaming, the only resson they tried was because they thought the PS2 would be a couch PC.

            They're the tech arm of the USA governmemnt and they should have stuck to tech, every other business they get into fails because they're a frickhuge company filled with incompetent morons living off corporate welfare.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the QRD.
              Damn, Microsoft game division is fricking moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For 14 fricking years!
                And you still have morons who this companies dick ala Apple drones.
                Funniest is the morons still pretending like it's the dudebro console when they've wanted to stay the frick away from that as possible since the Kinect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because they are good at business
        Yeah for sure, let us know when Phil finally buys out Nintendo.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYTHING turns to shit and falls apart when you put women in charge.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My master plan, mobile game microtransactions. Thank god for diversity.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are they gonna put in the store, they just killed the doom phone game.
    It's funny because Xbox already had a phone game store.. on Windows Phone OS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that thing just an archero clone? Development has to have been dirt cheap, why would they bother killing it?

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's come back to reality, they can't make money in mobile gaming because they can't make video games people would want to play
    If you can't make the product you don't have a way to make money
    Modern studios don't make video games, they make propaganda no one wants to touch or be associated with, you only scrape by because of what amounts to the modern day addict or junkie mentality

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >release shit products for over a decade

    Sucks that they spent a decade of the "consoles and pc still matter not phones" era making games with diversity quota protagonists.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah is responsible for Hardware and services, Booty and Phill are the ones who killed Tango

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the President of Xbox, which owns these studios. Only Phil outranks her.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn shes sexy

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how her first introduction by Microsoft wasn't her credentials but "woman and black"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to ESG/DEI.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FASTER

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microshit is always a step behind except their main business which they've only kept through what amounts to bribery and blackmail because of their OS. xbox could still work, their abandoned studios could still work, gamepass could still work, but if it's not raking in billions, they move onto their next silly plot. No one trusts them and they're so birdbrained they can't understand their own market. The last thing anyone wants is another phone app that boasts candy crush. They remove it from the other stores, 10 other pajeet ripoffs will move in the next day. This is the result of DEI hiring.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    s-she cute :3
    Are there any pics of her standing up? I wanna see that ass

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pirate mobile games
    This means nothing to me because I'm too fricking good

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's cause she's black and a Black person. Xbox was great before Black folk and foids were allowed it. This is the result of DEI hiring. And troons.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm selling my stocks, I ain't going on this ride cuz

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chocolate mommy

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >large monopoly corporations profiting off the inherent stupidity of the masses while killing all other forms of expression

    Dystopian.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to kill COD, Blizzard and Bethesda and this is just a stepping stone for that, so I'm happy.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    their dark ashy nipples are kinda nasty, and their hair is always oily. spooning one in bed after sex is impossible unless you want a greasy oily mop in your face

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy way into industry by buying studios because you have infinite wealth
    >close studio down after one bad game
    >repeat
    Should be illegal but Microsoft is too big to fail.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this like, 10 years late? I mean it's pretty Microsoft to join trends way too fricking late but come on.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to fix this, pander to women and trannies and blacks

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sr. Social Media Manager at Xbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >another corp crumbling due to reddit-charged woman/woman-like zero emotional-control uppity self-indulgent s𐐬yllenials on social media wearing their brand
      >hasn't been even a month since the last one
      There will come a day when israelites will pull an industry wide ban on such non-jobs and demand employees to not disclose association under contract. Or they'll just hire qualified people who actually understa- Nah.

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