Halo

What about it causes Ganker to seethe so much?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is shit at shooters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More that there's a bunch of contrarian quakegays that hate anything they consider mainstream.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a weeaboo game that enables anons to post borderline pornographic images of children to this board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More that there's a bunch of contrarian quakegays that hate anything they consider mainstream.

      >has nothing to do with Japan
      >had a big casual fanbase in its prime (lines outside bestbuy)

      I think that's pretty much it

      Honestly? I don't know why either. It has right wing messages. Marty was always based. Good music, good designs, played like your average fps, no woke shit. What even was the problem?

      >It's not a weeaboo game that enables anons to post borderline pornographic images of children to this board
      >quakegays that hate anything they consider mainstream
      >had a big casual fanbase in its prime (lines outside bestbuy)

      All of the above.

      John Halo Chads know what's up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not a weeaboo game
      moron

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has nothing to do with Japan
    >had a big casual fanbase in its prime (lines outside bestbuy)

    I think that's pretty much it

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? I don't know why either. It has right wing messages. Marty was always based. Good music, good designs, played like your average fps, no woke shit. What even was the problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not a weeaboo game that enables anons to post borderline pornographic images of children to this board
      >quakegays that hate anything they consider mainstream
      >had a big casual fanbase in its prime (lines outside bestbuy)

      All of the above.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marty is continuing Bungie's original plan for World domination.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. boomers hate it because it drove the fps genre away from arena shooters
    2. zoomers hate it because they think it's a slow arena shooter
    3. snoys hate it because it's the face of xbox
    4. xtards hate it because even though 343 has owned it for longer than Bungie they've yet to release a good game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >xtards hate it because even though 343 has owned it for longer than Bungie they've yet to release a good game
      And they never will, for the simple reason that they didn't earn it.
      It's a bunch of moronic Halo fans with zero management or planning skills who Microsoft, for whatever reason, decided to hand the kays to their multi-billion dollar franchise. It's honestly remarkable that they were able to frick things up as bad as they have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a bunch of moronic Halo fans with zero management or planning skills who Microsoft, for whatever reason, decided to hand the kays to their multi-billion dollar franchise.
        Didn't they actually admit to hiring people who disliked the original trilogy? Halo was doomed from the start of 343 taking over because of that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they hired a lot of talented people from respected studios but specifically looked for people who didn't really care much about halo from what i remember

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they hired a lot of talented people from respected studios but specifically looked for people who didn't really care much about halo from what i remember

          The actual quote, from around the time of Halo 4's launch:
          >"We had people who we hired who hated Halo because of 'X,'" says O'Connor. "But what that really meant was, 'I feel like this game could be awesome because of 'Y input' that I'm going to bring into it. I want to prove it, and I'm passionate about proving it.' So we ended up with a bunch of people who were genuinely passionate about the product. That is a huge advantage, and that helped in hiring and forming our team."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what those " Y inputs " were, because it surely couldn't have been turning the multiplayer into a shitty CoD wannabe, and the story into a convulted mess resulting in the Master Chief become a pussy ass simp for his AI companion in the later titles.....right?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most of Ganker is underaged and only buys nintendo stuff. That's literally it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bungie Halo was pretty dope. Was never into the PvP but the wacky game modes were cool

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly ruined FPS games forever by making them accessible to consoletard normies. Halo is what caused FPS games to start being developed for consoles and gave advent to things like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
    UT2k4>>>>>>Halo
    Quake 3/Live>>>>>>Halo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be goldeneye though if you want towhine about making it accessable to console babies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's bad because its imitators were bad
      i guess doom ruined PC games forever huh

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was young enough to love Halo as a kid and was posting on Ganker around 2008. They called it Gaylo and Baby's First FPS. The core complaints were aim assist, two weapon limit, checkpoints instead of quicksaves, and focus on consoles over PC.

    It blows my mind that zoomers don't even remember a time before all that. But zoomers hsve never played UT2004 and BF2142 so they don't know how good games used to be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aim assist
      Because the developers had to implement aim assist to overcome the physical reality that a stick isn't precise enough to aim a gun, they designed around it and put more emphasis on positioning, avoiding damage, and grenades than on pure aiming.
      >two weapon limit
      makes which weapons you pick up more meaningful, because you can't pull out any weapon at any time then you have to make use of what weapons are around you
      >checkpoints instead of quicksaves
      yes, because save stating and save scumming is not casual at all
      >focus on consoles
      this is honestly fair but it's not really a criticism of the game

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The campaign is actually pretty meh. Have you played it recently?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't flawless, but they're good fun, have an interesting plot and characters, and lots of great set pieces. Combine that with the multiplayer, and you have one of it not the best FPS franchises in history. The Bungie Halo games anyway.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Halo as a game fricking sucks, but Arby n the Chief is kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "No, I need more drugs." - Scott before making his lovely coke sandwich.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but anon, don't you know? popular thing bad!
    what do you mean it isn't popular anymore and the days when the average joe played halo ended 13 years ago?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly because there's a vast disconnect between what the game actually is and how nostalgic anons around the thirty year old mark remember it. Best example is how everyone remembers the Chief and Arby as some iconic duo when they interact for like 30 seconds in the whole trilogy. You are cherishing your memory of the thing, but we see the thing and see it for the baby's first FPS it really is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, all the Halo setpieces, the multiplayer, custom games, forge, etc. were all that fricking good. If you were there, you'd udnerstand. Ganker hates it because it's a bunch of anime-porn addicted weebs that hate anything popular and on console. Doesn't help that 343 has dragged the name through the mud.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    343i is shit
    Destiny (2) is shit
    >You will never relive the days of Bungie Halo
    >MCC matchmaking and co-op sucks
    >4, 5 and Infinite exists
    those are the only Gankeralid criticisms. Anything else is bot posting or fake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say there are valid criticisms of the older halo games, but overall it's mostly gays being butthurt about a game being more popular than their beloved quake (skipping over half life because reasons)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quake and overwatchgays should be rounded up and placed in camps. Watching them fight in blood sports will be the national pastime.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How 343 destroyed it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1, 2, and 3 are the only games worth caring about.
    >b-but O-ODST and R..R-Reach! What about Wars...!
    frick off.

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