Has MS done anything right the past 10 years?

Has MS done anything right the past 10 years?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GoldenEye 007 Won't Include Online Multiplayer On Xbox
    and neither did the original. get filtered zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the shitty Switch N64 port support it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because all switch online games support online multiplayer you tard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >
        owned put me in the screencap
        >

        because all switch online games support online multiplayer you tard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up incel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Switch version is the original emulated wirh online multiplayer included
        Xbox version is the remake with new graphics, 4k resolution and 4players local splitscreen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "remake" doesn't include modern features, ok bud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Xbox version is a new version of the original, not the one that got leaked earlier this year which has the new+old graphics toggle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Switch online is just hacked adhoc. It's not like your actually joining a lobby or selcting "online". It's just local multiplayer with awful netcode.

        Like how an emulator supports online play.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's just local multiplayer with awful netcode
          netcode is perfectly fine when I play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore other anons.
        If you really believe that the company who made console online big, with a first party dev, cant make multiplayer, you're a moron.

        Its a deal thing, MS gets to have goldeneye if nintendo gets a neat gimmick of their own.
        In this case, switch gets online multi, xbox gets other bells and whistles but not enough to make nintendo look bad.

        Its a MS/Nintendo being buddy buddy/making a deal thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >MS gets to have goldeneye if nintendo gets a neat gimmick of their own.
          nice headcanon with zero evidence to support this claim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >its the same that makes it good!
      Online multiplayer allows for more than four players that the N64 was limited to and prevents screen looking homosexuals like Mathew who play Oddojob and still feel the nerve to shoot you in the back constantly because they were a stupid frick burrito homosexual who with no honor or normal penis size

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They ported Minecraft to everything and made a shit load of money.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GoldenEye 007 Won't Include Online Multiplayer On Xbox
    LMAO THE ABSOULUTE STATE OF XCUX

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They broke sony cucks forever and legally paying 1 euro for forza on release was pretty cool aswell.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox doesn't have a big enough userbase to fill a Goldeneye lobby.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt multiplayer work on the steam port or whatever it is?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The world would be a better place if Microsoft stayed away from games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy having a monopoly on 'core' gaming would be worse but yes Xbox has been a blight on the industry since the start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy having a monopoly on 'core' gaming would be worse but yes Xbox has been a blight on the industry since the start.

      Trust me, I work for Microsoft (not xbox department, thank God). It’s a terrible company, awfully mismanaged, they’re just too big and have too much money to fail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not really. if it wasn't for the xbox-sony rivalry gaming would be much worse off because they've consistently kept each other in check.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was no rivalry when Sony was dominating the video game world during the PS1/PS2 years and those produced the best games ever made no thanks to any push from Xbox which was considered a 3rd rate console by that time period. All they had was Halo and nothing else. The actual rivalry didnt happen until the PS3/360 era and that era of games were a downgrade from the previous ones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're speaking from the angle of a playstation fan. sony were brutal against nintendo and sega, which ultimately caused sega to leave console hardware market. that wasn't a good thing for gamers at all because sega made arguably the best games of that time. xbox became this kind of de facto sega console when they partnered on a multi game deal after the Dreamcast was canned, and that also saved sega in a way who were in a bad place. the 7th gen was sony thinking they're untouchable and that they can demand extortionate prices for mediocre hardware. which it was because the RSX fricking sucked. and the CELL was a bane for developers. if it wasn't for the 360 existing, being cheaper, being easier to develop for whilst also pushing for new features such as social party chats and achievements we may never have had these features in current playstation consoles today. so MS put sony in their place. and then conversely sony put MS in their place last gen with the DRM stuff. as consumers it ultimately benefits us that they're rivals.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How will the Switch version prevent screen cheating when using the online function?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood whenever people try to do this. Isn't looking at eachothers screen part of the couch multiplayer experience?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >screen cheating
      No clue why so many mouthbreathers say this, it's screenpeeking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's an unwritten gentleman's rule. Breaking a rule is considered cheating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to enforce an unwritten rule in what always becomes competition between friends kills the fun. Being able to peek at the other player's screen is an option for everyone playing, so it's your fault if you don't keep up with everyone else who's doing it. Using the other player's screen in Mario Kart to line up an item thrown at an opponent, being able to quickly tell where someone is in a level in an FPS game, these are aspects of skill where you can't get too absorbed into your screen or another, and even allows for the players to engage in mindgames

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's called screenlooking, b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised this didn't come with Nintendo labo

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the xbox live arcade version from 2007 has online multiplayer through xbox live.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off Biden's 'crome supply.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox
    >4K
    >Widescreen 16:9
    >Modern control schemes
    >.....20fps

    What the frick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game that wasn't even a top 10 title the year it released has intense nostalgia associated with it.

    This is the power of a limited game library I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Game that wasn't even a top 10 title the year it released has intense nostalgia associated with it.
      It literally is one of the most beloved games ever made. Everyone played that shit 3hich is why it was the 3rd best selling game on the N64

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's only 'beloved' by Pretendo 69 babies who had nothing else to play. This piece of shit came one whole year after Quake for frick's sake, and you can't even blame it on being a console game because Doom 64 came out before and was better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn’t count because… pretendo 69, ok?
          >a shooter with sprite-based graphics ran better than a full 3D game on the N64
          Woah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't count because it's shit, and if the console couldn't handle full 3D, then why go for it? So you can have a game where the dominant strategy is to stare at the ground to get higher fps while you run towards enemies because trying to aim is a waste of time? Again, this was released a whole year AFTER Quake.

            >It's only 'beloved' by Pretendo 69 babies
            stopped reading. At least be more subtle with your bait

            t. Pretendo 69 baby

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the dominant strategy is to stare at the ground to get higher fps while you run towards enemies because trying to aim is a waste of time?
              Filtered by a pretendo kiddie game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's only 'beloved' by Pretendo 69 babies
          stopped reading. At least be more subtle with your bait

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the xbox version is the leaked remastered version that got leaked last year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not. It's just the N64 game upscaled to 4k

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >including dual analog support
        But it always had it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol
          Hopefully you can still kill the voodoo man like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Free for Rare Replay Owners
        they're really trying to build a reputation
        if only they could do it by making reliable games too

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jewtindo paid exlcusive rights for.... online mode
    wow if sony did this people would riot and WW3 would start

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Nintendo game, moron

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people want online multiplayer in this game?
    I hate you Call of Duty gays so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people want online multiplayer in this game?
      What kind of stupid question is this? When I was kid, I would only play the multiplayer and it was fun as shit. I would play it with my siblings and my cousins. Now that I'm an adult and live by myself, I don't have people here to do the co-op shit so obviously it needs online multiplayer to get the same experience. It's not 1998 anymore, moron. Online for games like this is a must.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best way to play 007 now if I don't have Xbox or Switch?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a free copy of rare replay watching that dogshit Microsoft presentation many years ago
    I knew it would come in handy some day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't have Goldeneye

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Additionally, players who own a digital copy of Rare Replay, the 30-game compilation of classics from the award-winning studio behind GoldenEye 007’s original release, will be able to download and enjoy the game free of charge.

        PC port of Rare Replay fricking when.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick the PC port. Give me a PlayStation port.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That'd also be fine. It's just more that Rare Replay getting off of the Xbox would involve a LOT of work regardless given how much of the package leverages BC on the Xbone rather than native versions.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see another round of "Goldeneye Online on Switch is unplayable" news articles as they regurgitate what we already know about their poor emulator netcode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >their poor emulator netcode.
      people still spouting this rhetoric. Online works perfectly now. Stop regurgitating shit you read in articles from over a year ago and actual play them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have never once had a good experience with it unless my Switch was docked, with ethernet, with someone I know that lives within an hour of me.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Xbox will be the bog standard version of the leaked remake?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goldeneye 007
    Uh, so who cares? That game was dogshit back in the 90s when it was new

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was decent for the time and had huge marketing so millennials eat it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      contrarians like you weren't even alive when it came out. It was THE shooter game for normies. Recieced universal acclaimed which is why people still talk about it nowadays.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That game was dogshit back in the 90s when it was new
        This is the same revisionism that Ganker spews out about Banjo as well. At what point does it stop being shitposting and instead becomes an actual opinion of the person saying it

        It was *the* console FPS everyone played that generation you uncultured swine. It had the same level of impact as Halo 1 did the following gen.
        Yes we know PC had vastly better options to play, but they were still a minority, and hardly any PC games supported 4p split-screen to boot.

        None of you were actually alive when it was new, or you have fricking awful taste. Kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 29, moron. Way to project in order to feel less shitty about being a literal underage child who never experienced kino. Cope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 32 kiddo. Your abysmal zoomer standards are why you think that shitfest was good

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lol everyone universally agrees it was a masterpiece. Go back and look at any rating of the game. Every single person from your average Joe to game critics love the game and no amount of revisionism from some anonymous shitflinger on Ganker can change that. It will always have the reputation of being great and it is now being rereleased for everyone to play and you cannot change that.

              COPE
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              E

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That game was dogshit back in the 90s when it was new
      This is the same revisionism that Ganker spews out about Banjo as well. At what point does it stop being shitposting and instead becomes an actual opinion of the person saying it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was *the* console FPS everyone played that generation you uncultured swine. It had the same level of impact as Halo 1 did the following gen.
      Yes we know PC had vastly better options to play, but they were still a minority, and hardly any PC games supported 4p split-screen to boot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd argue Goldeneye was more revolutionary for console shooters than Halo was. Halo gameplay wise by that point was the standard for FPS games. The only thing Halo did was really kick off online multiplayer as THE big thing but that doesn't really say much about the game itself which was just okay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Halo was popular enough that many devs aped its shitty limited-weapon-slots & camera-based driving (ugh) system.

          Goldeneye didn't even try to go with the C-stick for WASD movement as its default controls. At least Turok 1 had the common sense to do so. A shame hardly any devs did the thing Goldeneye did with higher difficulties requiring more objectives completed. Pretty much was just the same devs under Free Radical doing it for TimeSplitters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Halo CE is still one of the best FPS campaigns.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I just played it again a month ago. It isn't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're thinking of Quake 4

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No because I have never played Quake 4

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting micropozz online
    that's how you get banned

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One thing, Goldeneye for online play is horrible, the game wasn't designed for that
    Why I know this, Because I was huge fan of it and Perfect Dark and I remember when the remaster of Perfect Dark was announced, I was so excited because of the online play and many of my childhood friends were on xbox too so we bought the game, you can see a lot comments back in the day saying "if this has online we are going to play it forever"
    After a week, we stopped playing and the playerbase too, it doesn't feel good for online, it is like the maps of this game were designed to see other people screens or the controls feel outdated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"if this has online we are going to play it forever"
      Anon you do realize that those are just jokes??
      No one actually means that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do. Once they add it on the Switch. I'm going to put months of my life into it at least. The only reason why I ever stopped playing it was because I had no one to play it with.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >switch has 15 fps 720p and online
    >xbox has 20 fps 4k and no online
    did they shake hands and agree to both have the shittiest experience?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20fps
    Are you fricking serious. What kind of dogshit port is this. Are they not using the leaked 360 build for xbox?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they not using the leaked 360 build for xbox?
      >corporation
      >doing anything less than the least amount of work

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >12 FPS
    >20 FPS
    >30 FPS
    >60 FPS
    Who gives a flying frick. I'll never understand zoomers and their obsession with this. I can't tell the difference. Just give me something fun to play

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not the Xbox Live Arcade remaster
    >No online play
    What's the point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The point is to never support microsoft. Nintendobros always win.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It should be exclusive to Sony after contract length with switch expires to frick MS even more

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