>"has no life". >owns an actual house instead of living in mommy's basement or an apartment

>"has no life"
>owns an actual house instead of living in mommy's basement or an apartment
>messy room that can be easily cleaned within an afternoon
>has enough money to afford powerful gaming PC and WoW subscription
>all of this in 2006

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all of this in 2006
    Yes, that's when it still was possible to do so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so jealous that zooms will never know how good things used to be. Having to live in the modern hellscape of today is just awful. I always tell people, I don't have depression, I've got a terrible case of reality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I always tell people, I don't have depression, I've got a terrible case of reality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I always tell people, I don't have depression, I've got a terrible case of reality.
        Fucking edgelord here. Ok there your Eternal Darkness kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't have depression, I've got a terrible case of reality.
        CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
        WALK INTO MY DESTINY
        STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIIIIIIFE
        DO YOU REMEMBER ME
        CAPTURE YOUR OR SET YOUR FREE
        I AM ALL
        I AM ALL OF ME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the benchmark Zoomers fail to meet
      Kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow its fucking nothing.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does he do with all those CDs if all he does is grind WoW all day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably he had other things he did before WoW.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the expansion CDs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was before TBC though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          vanilla had half a dozen disks in the box

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moonman albums

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably fansubs. Back in the day we would burn shit to disc to avoid eating up all of our HDD space. I think in 2006 those would likely be DVD-R's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Gasman chocolate cieling tile

      B4 smartphones ppl used to cut lines of there doc on CDs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Installed wow on them you retard zoomer who grew up terminally online

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Installed wow on them
        think you mean "from them"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt install his video games on cds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct because almost no one else does either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably music CDs
      Most WoW players then (and now) listened to their own music because the in-game BGM is so boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Most WoW players then listened to their own music because the in-game BGM is so boring
        You should commit suicide

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AOL free trials

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burned pirated anime to discs, I used to do that but with Family Guy, American Dad and Simpsons files

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I own a house and live in the basement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you rent out part of the house? I've thought about this and I have some widowed aunts who would probably move in with me if I ever bought a house. They're old and on social security, so I know they'd be good on paying rent.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I don't think you realize most of people like this back then were the dudes who had nice life before, wife and children, but then fallen into an addiction like this and fucked up their lives.

    Teenagers coming into adulthood already having fucked up their lives with video games irreparably was not a thing yet in mid-2000's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Even the biggest losers back then had a wife and kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Teenagers coming into adulthood already having fucked up their lives with video games irreparably was not a thing yet in mid-2000's.
      it most definitely was, especially around 06 / 07, you saw world of warcraft in the news for this back then

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fucked
    there's no way I'll ever be able to buy a house

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT OP is a fag that doesn't know the meaning of inflation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how your wages never inflated, huh?
      Almost like this is all intentional and was planned out by a worldwide group of influential and powerful people who were always accused of trying to do this before WWII happened...

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing referencing masturbation
    KNEEL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you aren't mentally ill, depression will kill your sex drive once you get into your lates 20's
      You know that feeling of disgust and emptyness you feel after jerking off? Imagine that feeling 24/7

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait is this real? any geriatricfags want to conform?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 30 and it's mostly correct. I still masturbate but only once a week instead of daily like I used to

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, sex drive took a nosedive for me around 30 but otherwise it's still nice.
          The thing you don't expect to hit you as early as it does is incontinence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can there be so much fucking pee left

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You REAAAAALLY never expect to miss your teenager pee pee poo poo habits

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >have to shit
            >cough
            >no longer have to shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR BODY? You're describing symptoms that should only occur if you're fucking 60 not 30 holy fuck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who gives a fuck? Let him rot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit, this is normal? i thought i was dying

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >holy shit, this is normal? i thought i was dying
              Of course it's normal, did you ever see how much adult diapers they sell in pharmacies? You think there's THAT many old people to wear them all?
              And supposedly it's worse for girls.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bruh
            i have to shake off my weiner like 200 times and i still leak piss in my underwear a minute later. ive started wrapping toilet paper around my dick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wait is this real? any geriatricfags want to conform?

            >stopped getting horny or random erections on a day to day basis and can't even get in the mood to fap unless I read highly specific fetish literotica (which I force myself to do once a week since I don't want to lose my dick)
            >have to wake up 3 times during the night to go to the toilet
            >no longer interested in games that take longer than 20 hours to finish
            >heart starts beating like crazy if I eat too much salt (i.e. instant ramen)
            >in my 20's I vehemently believed I could fully lead a happy life alone, couldn't even imagine myself feeling loneliness, now I feel miserable every night I sleep alone
            >hairline receded

            Man I really wasn't ready to hit 30. I figured getting older just meant being uglier and having less physical strength, but the change in energy levels and hormone production is starting to make me feel like an entirely different person who just happens to have the memories of a better man.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >have to wake up 3 times during the night to go to the toilet
              stop chugging shit before you sleep I had this issue until I started making sure I didn't down an entire bottle of water or can of coke right before I sleep.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stop watching porn. Stop eating sugar. Start exercising, start getting daily sunlight on your skin (not through a fucking window) and start water fasting for at least 16 hours a day.

              All of these things will fix and regulate your hormones to healthy levels. Sugar is THE biggest test killer. It is not normal to hit 30 and have your body crash. I still get morning wood and can fap multiple times a day if I want to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >stopped getting horny or random erections on a day to day basis and can't even get in the mood to fap unless I read highly specific fetish literotica (which I force myself to do once a week since I don't want to lose my dick)
                >have to wake up 3 times during the night to go to the toilet
                >no longer interested in games that take longer than 20 hours to finish
                >heart starts beating like crazy if I eat too much salt (i.e. instant ramen)
                >in my 20's I vehemently believed I could fully lead a happy life alone, couldn't even imagine myself feeling loneliness, now I feel miserable every night I sleep alone
                >hairline receded

                Man I really wasn't ready to hit 30. I figured getting older just meant being uglier and having less physical strength, but the change in energy levels and hormone production is starting to make me feel like an entirely different person who just happens to have the memories of a better man.

                Also
                >instant ramen
                what the fuck dude? How did you reach 30 and not have a grasp of basic healthy diet? Stop eating processed foods and start making actual fucking healthy meals and maybe you won't feel like shit all the time. Your body is betraying you because you have betrayed your body. Stop treating it like shit and it won't fall apart.

                Damn the amount of literal manchildren ITT is depressing. Get a fucking grip of yourselves and treat yourselves like you don't want to be in fucking permanent pain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it's real. I've been in bizarre agony for the last two years, discomfort to the point I can't even sit and think, I have to lay down. It's not physical pain either. It's just agony.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you arent mentally ill
          >a mental illness will kill your sex drive
          Do americanos really?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, mentally ill like being a super mega ultra coomer, not like having the same illness that nearly half of humanity today have

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Being a "coomer" isn't a mental illness
              that's projection from people with depression, an actual mental illness who are bitter about people with healthy sex drives because they spent their days going outside instead of eating fast food all day.
              It's like when people say
              >Oh I'm asexual
              No bitch, your anti depressants just killed your libido and you made it into a personality as a coping mechanism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, being addcited to sex to the point of crippling is not an unhealthy thing at all?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No because that doesn't exist and again is a meme from bitter depressos with erectile dysfunction

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what if you're addicted to sex!
                real life isn't an Archer episode

                Haha cool, I'm gonna take a bathroom break every 30 minutes to jerk off a bit and I will also let my unchecked lust influence my actions driving everyone away from me since it's simply something that doesn't exist.
                I will also not have erotomania due to an abusive childhood and pursue sex with strangers despite the obvious consequences it has, after all, theres no such thing as too much sex.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Proving the point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what if you're addicted to sex!
                real life isn't an Archer episode

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most people are not addicated to fucking sex/mastrubation. Normalfags are clinically retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you would say sex addiction is a thing that exists then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turning 31 this year, sex drive is still nuts. That disgust I used to have actually fucked off mostly. Can jerk off multiple times a day, sometimes a few minutes after the first.

          I DO get times where I have no sexdrive, but I've always had that even as a teenager. Don't give up, anons. 30 isn't a guaranteed brick wall for you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't had a morning bone in 5 years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 33 and I had one this morning. Stop taking HRT.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            poor doggo never had his morning bone in 5 years...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            31, it's uncommon but I occasionally get one. The idea is not to fap to early until the rest of your body wakes up, else it leads to a weak fap.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turned 27 but been a depressed fuck since like 15 and last year my dick basically stopped working. He's right. Now I take dick pills like a fucking geriatric boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You know that feeling of disgust and emptyness you feel after jerking off?
        no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this. for me it's the satisfaction of post-nut clarity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this. for me it's the satisfaction of post-nut clarity.

          I finally feel like I'm not alone. I always see these comics/memes that depict someone snapping back to reality after they finish fapping, like "oh my god what have I done?" But for me, this never happens. I feel just fine afterwards. There's no shame or regret. I guess it's common though, because I see it depicted and discussed all the time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not common. The internet just fools you into believing that because it's enabled idiots to talk to each other very loudly all day.
            For example by browsing Ganker you may think society is collapsing and everything is doomed to be shit but if you simply go outside and talk to real people and get a real job instead of working at Wegmans in your 30s then suddenly life is fine because you have a life instead of an autism vortex. These idiots waste their lives and then blame society when their lives turn out shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with this post pretty much 100%. Some how I have insulated myself from becoming a doomer despite being here for almost 20 years now. And personally, I work at a crappy high schooler job in my 30s, but I also own my land and house and my bills are less than 500 dollars a month.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its ok to come to term with sexuality. Its a sign of maturity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wake up Horny
            >No GF/Wife
            >If I don't FAP I can't stop thinking about sex or degenerated stuff.
            >Ok gotta fap
            >That feels amazing.
            >All the naughty thoughts disappear from my mind and now I can focus on everything else like read a book or study.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People feel disgust and emptiness after jerking off?
        Learn something new every day!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do those gaming wrist bracers work?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They help to reduce the chance of- and recovery from- carpal tunnel but they will not prevent it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back in college me and friend studying a biology degree lived with a guy studying software development and he always wore one and we used to make fun of him for fapping too much and he would seethe.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah normies really can't see how rock bottom we actually are. He lives like a king compared to us.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He co opted his moms living room. She hangs out in the kitchen. I have seen many houses like this

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this was considered bad in 2006

    Fuck me almost 20 years later and the decline is still going if not accelerating, was right before the first recession.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek this is basically the average room of any single man 20-30s man in 2023 if he is struggling with a career if he has a lot of money

    If he has no money he is living with 6 other dudes in some cabins

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all of this in 2006
    Owning a small house and a decent PC during the time was easily achievable if you made slightly above minimum wage

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much me, except my step dad passed away and my mom and siblings moved in with me.
    I only work and play vidya. Don't have to worry about hourse chores, food is always ready.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >owns an actual house instead of living in mommy's basement or an apartment
    What’s wrong with living in a apartment?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the retard enjoys having less privacy, parking issues and hearing domestic abuse every morning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint: Apartments are comfy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love cats, but I would never own a cat if I lived in an apartment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In theory you have faster access to a hospital in most medical episodes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >local community
        >far less likely to get robbed
        If anything I wish more apartment blocks had common areas rather than just stairs stairs stairs and a cramped basement, they'd be the coolest places for gamers, imagine the LAN parties.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me its the pods, literally the best decision I've ever made

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yo i recognize that place! did you like the morning bug burgers bro? fr fr i love living in the pods

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A few years ago I was vehemently against that, but after failing miitary basic training and getting used to these conditions I'd probably be fine with living there if it was cheap. Having somebody count down to 0 while banging on your porta potty as you shit helps cure the old anxiety.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the thing, they're not cheap. They're actually pretty expensive

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >apartments are the same as pods
            Come on man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >have adhd
            >can't pace around and think
            This shit terrifies me. I will NEVER live in a pod.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like to pace around and talk to myself. I often do it outside now. Nobody is going to confront you about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm on my own goddamn property. I don't want to be a few feet from everyone as I pace. Too many watchful eyes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I live like a neet in an appartment and never meet anyone but my mom and sis weekly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man, I have stayed in enough hostels to know how bad this experience would be. I wouldn't mind if the pods were Japanese-style though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >common areas
          >UNPAID common areas
          Literally impossible. The landlord garden gnome would never allow that.
          Did you know Walmart tried experimenting with tighter, smaller parking lots to make more room for paid services? And it didn't work in america?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lots of apartments have unpaid common areas try not living in moronville

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apartments are almost more expensive than houses now. 2300 a month for two bedrooms is not sustainable.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is me, and it isn't as good as some zoomers may think. It fucking sucks, I'm so lonely but years of social distance (real social distance not that 2-year pandemic bullshit normalfags complain) fuck your social abilities for beyond belief

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how you can feel when your social abilities are gone and when they're there. Mankind is doomed btw

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he made money selling powerleveling and gold. probably sold cheats too because he was literally doing bullshit hacks in the episode. at the time, chinks were making so much money off wow they quit their jobs.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OKAMA GAMESPHEREU

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trustfund kid
    >own a house
    >own land
    >own vehicles
    >own assets
    >still stay inside all day staring at a screen
    FUUUUUCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wagie here who works 7h a day on my screen. If I ever won the lotery I think that I would just replace the WFH time with gaming.

      In my 20s I used to travel and only be on the computer for work. Now in my 30s there is nothing in the physical world that interests me anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You get bored eventually. I really don't do anything. I spent my 20's trying to do the college thing, failed at that. Then covid hit and I just gave the fuck up. Games and booze all day, I can't really say I enjoy either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did everything right. Career, house, wife etc. Still feeling fucking empty inside and just wanna game and drink like you.

          Life is overrated in the so called 'first world'. All your basic needs are meet but there is no social life.

          Wished I stayed in latam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guys like you make me feel better about not being rich. You guys prove that everyone living in first world nations is "rich enough" when no matter how much money you have you just end up neeting. Means that people in first world nations need to find meaning from somewhere else in life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I suggest you to find a job in anything to occupy your time, otherwise you'll be depressed, fall into vices and have a nice day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never had a job, I'm about to be 34 next month. I'll look into it but it seems like a moot point right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, trust me, you're never late to work.
          Do you have any hobbies beyond videogames? Or anything in particular that interests you? Whichever is your answer I can almost assure you that there's a way for you to work with that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ---

            I can assemble computers and troubleshoot. Never got my cisco certs. Have no idea if I can be taught to be functional. I'm really good at skateboarding. Very useless skill. extremely useless without charisma.

            sorry, right here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can assemble computers and troubleshoot. Never got my cisco certs. Have no idea if I can be taught to be functional. I'm really good at skateboarding. Very useless skill. extremely useless without charisma.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you could go to a skate park every now and then, clip yourself doing tricks and talk to the people there. You can go to the gym and workout to improve your physical health. You can Google or ask around how to get a Cisco certification and work with that. You can learn some trade or skill. There's plenty of things to do when you're not tied to debts and lack of money. I wish I had the same opportunities as you ngl, I'd be setting up a small farm and study something like accounting or economics. Or get a business going, like a hardware store or a bakery with my family.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a grugbrain, can't do all that. But pursuing cisco does sound like the most viable option as far career goes. To be honest though I'd rather just jump into employment. Janitorial or something, I just want to work now and train in my free time. Almost any job would do if I'm to be honest. Lack of experience is the problem. Every time I check an application they ask for work experience. I don't want to lie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, try to apply for those kinda jobs, and since you're in your 30's and lack the work experience you'd have to lie on your resume no matter what. Don't worry about it since everyone does that shit, just don't pull a "I have a theoretical degree in physics" and you should be fine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feel free to give them to me gay

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was just before "nerd" culture became mainstream, an adult was considered a freak if he played video games or watched anime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That must have been before 2005. I remember all my friends and teachers in HS playing Everquest/Ultima and Galaxies. Even Earth & Beyond.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by the time this episode aired they already had celebrity ads of wow on television. it was already in the normiesphere. warcraft stopped being "nerd" culture after dota.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2006

    There you go. That was basically the last "normal" year. The distance between 2023-2006 is the same as 2006-1989, it's mostly an irrelevant bygone era now.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did Ganker devolve into doomposting about society?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the world did. Nihilism is "in" now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when it became clear that society is on the brink of total collapse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t care about the political/social views of anonymous strangers on the internet. I just like occasionally playing games once in a while and talking about them. There are places other than fucking Ganker where people can talk about this shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even us gamers live in society Anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Doomposting

      It's not doom, it's simple reality. You'll believe the same once you grow up and stop avatarfagging.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We got older, and this

      >Doomposting

      It's not doom, it's simple reality. You'll believe the same once you grow up and stop avatarfagging.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Again, a fucking videogame board isn’t the place to talk about your frustrations with society. Why make threads about it on Ganker of all places?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't made the thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you in this thread when there are 200 others to choose from that are more related to video games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers will treat any platform like social media and modern gaming sucks to the point people don't have any interesting games to talk about and the ones that they do like they just talk about them on Discord.
      And most of the doomposting about society stems from actual economic concerns, I noticed shit getting more expensive too in my second world country, but I don't follow the news religiously and fill my head with all the fearmongering/ragebait mass media pushes out because that's what gets clicks and views so I just keep on gaming, even if a lot of the games I play are older than a few years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when the core audience turned 30

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smart phones and social media made people stop socializing completely. Destruction of everything soulful in society followed quickly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Videogames are boring (now)

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren't working all day, you have failed at life. You have one purpose: serve your masters. And you refuse to do it. Why?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's clearly a rental apartment, not a house
    But yes, he's smalltime as neckbeard nests go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trash everywhere
      I will never understand this. I'm by no means orderly but I'm practically neurotic about not leaving around dirty dishes, empty bottles and cans, cups, trash, anything like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the grinder is for in the bottom left, suppress those urges to clean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >. I'm by no means orderly but I'm practically neurotic about not leaving around dirty dishes, empty bottles and cans, cups, trash, anything like that.
        >I'm not orderly but I'm neurotically orderly
        Some people just don't give a fuck

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh man I just noticed the okama game sphere in the background lmao

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong with appartments if youre single ? Must be a usa fuck year problem.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I envy the fags who have more psychotic symptoms, being completely aware of your situation, connected with reality but not being able to do anything with or about it sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its good to be aware at least.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >afternoon
    Shit would take 5 minutes, you sound like a woman

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where will you guys be when the revolution comes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doing what I always do, a bit of vidya or it might be fun to shitpost about it on here and watch the livestreams

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If all you do with your life is work and play world of warcraft, yes, you have no life.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His entire house is cleaner that my room

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate my life, vros. I'm a 99 zoomer but been a NEET since high school, lived on disabilitybux for the past five years. I spent all of that time in psych wards or playin vidya. I start a job for the first time in years soon. Any oldfags got any inspirational advice? What do you old boys do with your time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, this is what I mean.

      [...]
      I finally feel like I'm not alone. I always see these comics/memes that depict someone snapping back to reality after they finish fapping, like "oh my god what have I done?" But for me, this never happens. I feel just fine afterwards. There's no shame or regret. I guess it's common though, because I see it depicted and discussed all the time.

      You say you "hear about this all the time" but remember who you're surrounded by. Freaks who are LITERALLY so brain damaged they can barely function and need government assistance to not be homeless. And these are the people who will call you mentally ill for not having post coomies depression

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I'm glad to have met another person who gets what I'm talking about. It's like going on twitter, you'd think the world is burning and everything sucks (kinda like you said in your other post), the brown shirts are literally going around executing LGBT and minorities. But when you go outside, it's simply not the case.
        Echo chambers are a hell of a drug. I think you and I are a rare breed though. Being able to take decades of psychic damage without really losing our sense of self and being taken over by someone else's set of ideals, and using those to reskin our entire personality around some opinions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Twitter is the perfect example. I wish I could find it but apparently a bunch of researchers looked at twitter and found that like 99% of the content, posts, opinions etc. was from less than 1% of the actual twitter userbase. So EVERYTHING you see on twitter is an illusion created by schizo retards who just won't shut the fuck up and because the website lets them endlessly post drivel you get fooled into thinking they're a majority opinion. Vocal minority is the most true meme ever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vocal minority is the most true meme ever
            Yeah, especially on the internet, where these opinions are algorithmically elevated above the rest. I've seen the statistic you're talking about, too. I don't know if you've had it happen to you, but a handful of my friends have become possessed by whatever virus infects terminally online people. The symptoms are as follows: they have incredibly strong opinions about the world today, they believe it to be collapsing and nobody (save for them) cares enough to do anything, and they unlimited--I can not stress this enough--UNLIMITED energy to talk to you about it. If you have >>A N Y<< dissenting opinion to their doomed earth outlook, they will whittle you down to a fine wood shaving until you are just like "alright man." And then they will keep going, keep showing you "facts", keep sending you articles, on and on and on. These people, with their literally unlimited energy, will sit there for decades just spamming these negative opinions and outlooks until they die, probably of complications due to extreme blood pressure from being so mad all the time.

            >all these gays talking about how they're dying at 30
            >I'm 45 and can still run, piss, masturbate and exercise like I used to
            >I can still stay up until 2 am no problem if I feel like it
            what the fuck are you guys doing?

            Yeah, I'm 34 and a lot of my friends are starting to have their first problems with their adult bodies. Some of them started getting complications as early as their mid- to late-twenties. Incidentally, they are all fat, drink alcohol, don't do anything to exercise. I have never had trouble getting a boner, EVER. I can hold a dookie in for like 12 hours straight. And I don't get winded going up stairs or walking to the fridge. It's sad, because it really doesn't take that much effort to stay in reasonable enough shape that your body doesn't break down by 29. Your post gives me hope anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dookie
              moron detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I'm glad to have met another person who gets what I'm talking about. It's like going on twitter, you'd think the world is burning and everything sucks (kinda like you said in your other post), the brown shirts are literally going around executing LGBT and minorities. But when you go outside, it's simply not the case.
        Echo chambers are a hell of a drug. I think you and I are a rare breed though. Being able to take decades of psychic damage without really losing our sense of self and being taken over by someone else's set of ideals, and using those to reskin our entire personality around some opinions.

        Then fuck off and huddle together with your equally horrid fellow normalfags and leave me the fuck alone, you've already done damage enough.
        Go back to the TV and radio you have already ruined and leave people like me the fuck alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, anon, but I don't call others mentally ill for not having 'post-coomies' depression. I don't get post-nut clarity or whatever it's called. I'm also not really brain damaged, like you said. It's just schizophrenia. And I am well aware that the world is beautiful. I'm an optimistic person who refuses to allow themselves to see the negativity of everything. I only hate my life because I led myself to where I am. Schizophrenia is hereditary by the way, I didn't do drugs to give it to myself. I got it from my dad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We share the same fate, but i dont know who is my parent who gave me this genes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shame, anon. Schizophrenia is a curse but the best thing you can do is just try to learn strategies and take your medication regularly. I just pray whenever I have children they don't get it too. I would never wish it on any one.
            Exercise and routine helps a lot. I need to get back into lifting and waking up at a normal hour (it's 7am in Ausland, I've been up all night kek).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon posts about trying to get his shit together
        >you shit all over him
        there's a reason your mom doesn't love you,anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will miss your time as a NEET

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably right, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as your commute doesn't suck, a job will likely improve your mental health a lot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the commute won't be bad. I live in a fairly rural town and it's only about a five to ten minute drive away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's very VERY important that the job you chose is not a job you will grow to hate.
      Work is extremely satisfying to a man, and without it we'd go insane. Your mental health will improve by leaps and bounds just by having things to do in a day that have purpose for you and others. You should also try to workout every other day to further improve your mental state.
      Also if you have to talk just say something bland and milquetoast, don't bother with getting to know your coworkers, and focus on doing whatever it is that got assigned to you. Don't participate in workplace gossiping either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also if you have to talk just say something bland and milquetoast, don't bother with getting to know your coworkers, and focus on doing whatever it is that got assigned to you. Don't participate in workplace gossiping either

        This is very good advice, I keep everything simple and to the point generally a "not my problem" approach and it works wonders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start lifting weights

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want to buy a house but the only ones I can afford near me are townhouses so I'd have a neighbor. I'd probably need to leave this shithole of a state to get a detached house but then I'd know even less people.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is that original WoW players were relatively normal people who abandoned their responsibilities (wives/kids/jobs) to raid. Current gamers grew up playing videogames, so they were hopeless to begin with.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can be easily cleaned within an afternoon
    moron, tyding up that room takes half an hour at most, if you're really slow

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these gays talking about how they're dying at 30
    >I'm 45 and can still run, piss, masturbate and exercise like I used to
    >I can still stay up until 2 am no problem if I feel like it
    what the fuck are you guys doing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hehehehe fishe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be thankful for your good health, there's no point in bringing others down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if my urethra is getting loose or what the fuck that is but often after peeing I find like 5-10 minutes afterwards that some pee still dripped out of my cock after I was finished, and I'm not talking some insignificant amounts. Still healthy as a horse otherwise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      must be a fentanyl problem

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy died of corona after he was vaxxed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should’ve ate the Covid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >morbidly obese person dies after catching something
      No way the morbid stands for something d00d?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WoW subscriptions can replace sex and a healthy social life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they can, if you sex in WoW, you sex in real life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sex
      Who needs sex? Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt... anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try but spending your adult years hiding in your room and playing videogames will never be in a good spotlight. Eventually you need to get a job and a partner who isn’t your right hand/body pillow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a job, sure i'll cross that bridge when i get there. A partner though? no, i prefer to be live and die alone rather to pursue my interests or spend my time playing vidya.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a partner
          why? i dont want a relationship or kids for that matter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a job, sure i'll cross that bridge when i get there. A partner though? no, i prefer to be live and die alone rather to pursue my interests or spend my time playing vidya.

            How old are you? A lot of people change their tune in their 30's, it's not just women that have a biological clock. Your body can change the way you feel in ways you don't even expect. If you're at wizard age and still feel fine solo then rock on man, but if you're not then don't reject the idea so hard because you might end up regretting it later.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              27

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was dead.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bald
    >fat
    Everything else is irrelevant

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder to everyone in this thread: all the doomposting is a very loud minority. Don't let yourself get tricked into thinking this kind of lifestyle is somehow normal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, listen to this guy and get out of the internet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A reminder to everyone in this thread: all the doomposting is a very loud minority. Don't let yourself get tricked into thinking this kind of lifestyle is somehow normal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anti-vaxxers aren't roooming.
          They're smugly posting nonsense 24/7 on image boards and social media.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had a feeling that would catch out the corpohomo redditors posting in this thread

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            consider a d dimer level test, it might save your life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Point in case:

            I had a feeling that would catch out the corpohomo redditors posting in this thread

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're the person whose been complaining about people posting in this thread while doing nothing but posting in this thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's right, corporatist suck. Hate em. Life is better when you separate yourself from them.

                I only wish to criticize the notion that anti-vaxxers tend to lead better lives than vaxxies.
                They're about as, if not more, miserable and invested in pointless online shenanigans, and certainly not freedom-loving self improooovers.
                They'only have their sense of superiority.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the fear vaxxies live in every single day in order to get tricked in to experimental gene therapy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna be a metal gear goon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You Will Never Be A Strogg

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck you I just want to have weird shit injected into my veins just to see what will happen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to go the cyborg route, tell Elon to hurry up. I don't care how many monkeys need to die.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame I'll never experience Full Dive VR because I don't want to send my brain in to infinite blue screen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally why care. Wherever there's you, there's no death. Wherever there's death, there's no you. Literally nothing to be scared of ever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's more to existence than existing, and I don't want to exist in an infinite bluescreen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's right, corporatist suck. Hate em. Life is better when you separate yourself from them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How? I can't cancel my ISP because my fucking roommate lives here. The one time I was happy (10 years ago). I had no net access, no phone and no way of communicating with anyone unless I went the library.

        But I can't do that right now. So I have to deal with my demons (the internet) everyday.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Internet is just a tool, what event do you remember the most that hurt you and made you a recluse

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            guns are also tools

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dildos are also tools, to drill my ass with

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Internet is just a tool, what event do you remember the most that hurt you and made you a recluse

          All of this, yeah
          Go ahead and leave, there is no need for you to be here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but I see the lifestyle of normies all around and I think that is even worse.
      Literal moroncattle.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you imagine if south park did an episode on ffxiv?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, don't say that. It might actually reach their ears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, don't say that. It might actually reach their ears.

      They wouldn't, the game is big but it doesn't have the mainstream presence as something like WoW or Minecraft or any of the other games they've covered. I think LoL would come before FFXIV if anything

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m about to stop being a 36 year old neet and i don’t want it to end. I don’t want to grow up I’m a toys r us kid

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's living the life

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >diagnosed with autism, adhd, mild mental retardation, and something called psychotic disorder
    >might be some form of schizo but only other people call me that and i dont really consider myself schizo by any stretch of the imagination
    >not fully white and am a mixed mulatto mutt so im basically inferior to everyone
    >genuinely tried to make friends or atleast connections
    >dont really see myself being in a relationship because the idea of being married and having kids creeps me out and the idea of myself having sex repulses me to no end
    >can still get horny and find women attractive but i effectively dont get off or look a porn for like maybe 2-3 every 3 months
    >can somewhat get along with women more than i guys but even they can smell out im not fit for a relationship
    >dont really fit in with outcasts despite being considered one myself because i dont really feel hate towards or anything (fuck garden gnomes though) and overall i dont really have an opinion on anything 98% of the time
    >pretty much accepted that i am the problem and no one else is so i decided to basically isolate myself and stay alone since its better for myself and most importantly everyone else
    i will live alone and die alone, its what i ultimately deserve in the end

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 2006 you could still afford homes and PC parts bro

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >owns actual house
    judging by the view from the windows and kitchen annex it's one of them cheap rental apartments
    >has enough money
    can't afford a decent flatscreen instead of an outdated rear-projection tv

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad he is bald and fat

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Primary audience for apartments are young people in their 20's and 30's.
    >Starting salary for a single room place in a big city in the Northeast is $2,500 a month.
    >that's $30,000 a month
    >For that not to heavily eat into your savings you would have to make $100,000 a year
    How the fuck is this acceptable? Chicago is the only place I've seen with reasonable rent and that's fucking Chicago.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who cosplayed as him died from the clotshot
    rip in peace

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please take the Blender pill instead of wasting time on MMOs

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sadfagging should be bannable. stop being cunts

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is that godlike TV this fucker has, is that a final generation thin CRT consumer set?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like a plasma tv with a built in stereo set. this was like right when hdtv was about to take off and formats were getting crazy.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'm 31 and still randomly get hard like a teen. I fap every day, often twice.
    I also still regularly spend 4-6h a day on vidya, on top of my full-time job.
    Just don't be a retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dick just work, dunno what to tell you about that. Eat healthy and be active? Works for me. Maybe also not be a complete degenerate who needs ntr scat rape to even get hard.

        I'm single so I searched for a nice job and simply moved close so my commute is super short (remote work aside). I purposefully didn't go for a big city so the cost of living isn't stupid high.
        I work out while watching anime/youtube/stream after work (finish at 5pm) then game until tired. I do some chores during lunch time when working remote, otherwise I take care of them during the weekend.
        I don't abuse drugs or meds, I cook for myself and eat whatever I want, I just don't eat too much.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You won't get me, normalfags. I'll live my whole life as a neet.

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