Has Peach ever done this in the games?
Has Peach ever done this in the games?
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Has Peach ever done this in the games?
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why is she literally Daisy?
>Hi, I'm just Peachy!
They had to steal personality traits from the superior princess for their soulless movie, what a surprise
peach literally has no personality besides shouting "MARIOOOO!"
peach did it first in the comic, daisys personalty of being a hyper tomboy is 95% head canon by daisyfags.
She doesn't act like Daisy whatsoever.
She literally is not. Daisy is not like that, stop letting fan shit poison your brain.
It's not even hyper tomboy, they think she's some borderline karen tier "strong woman" when Daisy is just a sporty girl who's a bit of a dumbass.
You have to realize they're just creating another dime a dozen soulless animated movie, only with a thin Mario theme over it. Don't think about it too much, because they certainly didn't.
I know that, is clearly a different take by a director's direction
the question is whether you like it or not
movie DK, is clearly different from game DK, but I like it
movie Peach is clearly different from game Peach, but I'm not feeling it
DK is noticeably goofy and cartoony.
Peach is intended to be the dull straight man, overly serious.
I agree, seems like they are trying to make her like Wildstyle off of Lego movie and Mario Emmet, I liked those characters btw, just don't think it fits
It's pretty lame.
>clearly different from game DK
doesn't really explain cranky kong being here, even though it seems to retcon the whole "arcade dk is actually cranky" theory thats been talked about for decades
yeah thats a shame
>You have to realize they're just creating another dime a dozen soulless animated movie
Why are Sonicfags so scared of one movie?
I thought Sonicfags were chummy about Mario and hoping for a Smash Cinematic universe or some shit.
no they just mad this movie is better than soulless mid sonic movies lmfaoo
Nope, Console Wars are back baby.
>When Princess Peach starts doing cartwheels on your troops
the top image looks like the shrek meme of the cringe compilation.
it looks like hes using a viewfinder
Yes in fact, in 3D World there is a fake Bowser made of wood and you can play as Peach and destroy it.
OP CATASTROPHICALLY BTFO AND DESTROYED LMAOOOOO
Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.
what is she doing there? its just standing. Care to explain the meme?
There is no meme? Do you even play video games, dude?
People here don’t play
They don’t watch the new.
thanks man I totally fucking forgot about that part in 3d world where peach had fucking kung-fu kicks
Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.
Holy shit you're so obsessed OP
Nobody has replied seriously so I have to repeat myself, I guess. I literally have no problem with "girlboss peach." Also, this reply has nothing to do with the movie or the game, so please start talking about that.
This guy really plays vidya. Based
>Pass since 2032
I'm sorry anon, but you have dyslexia
She doesn't dive kick it though. I know since I've beaten this game multiple times
You are the most pedantic nerds in the world. Who cares if the SPECIFIC fighting move she uses is different?
OP was clearly asking if she's done that maneuver before. Don't play dumb, no one is falling for it.
yes. In smash bros.
she doesn't have a dive kick, check the vid, thats not the peach bomber side B, I thought so from the pic too
Why didn't they reference the Peach bomber?
Also, Peach's character should have been played out that she slyly puts on the whole ditsy broad thing on purpose to disarm people. Like how she takes advantage of this in Super Paper Mario, but i guess that would be too subtle for Zoggywood
how do you know they don't reference the peach bomber? have you seen the movie?
I'm still confused on why Peach specifically talks about Mario's "power" when she can clearly perform the same feats? This kinda story framing is really stupid if she can perform this stuff. It's not just Peach, either Donkey Kong alone seems like he can take Bowser's entire army by himself and mogs Mario.
Why is Mario remotely special here?
Considering how liberally they've been showing off their references, and considering how often they've showed Mario using classic moves from his appearances, it's a safe bet that if they had a Peach Bomber or any other classic Peach move they would have shown it off for "HEY I REMEMBER THIS" bits
highly obnoxious, overrated Peach (that doesn't even act like Peach to begin with) that hasn't been canonical in decades, also was a gag comic
Why is it weird? Peach doesn't use halberds. She uses appripriate stuff like frying pans, ribbons or her Parasol. At least her parasol is in the movie thanks to the toy leaks, so they didn't fuck up completely on that front.
>b-but the Koopas
yeah the koopas look fucking weird and stupid wit their spears too
>highly obnoxious, overrated Peach
nah, she cute
I imagine they must be hiding some kind of chosen one prophesy plot device for why Mario is important in this movie because otherwise it doesn't really make sense.
Considering the scene where Bowser "tortures" Luigi so he'll talk about Mario, that's pretty much confirmed.
I dunno if it'd even be fate so much as "any human in the Mushroom Kingdom is a demigod given enough time," just wait for a sequel where Wario gets introduced.
>also was a gag comic
the entire franchise is a gag, lmfao
>implying that Mario hasn't always been a Star Child with immeasurable power
Fuck off retard. This shit was in one game nobody gives a shit about.
the funniest part was it established wario and donkey kong as chosen ones too
For a long time Yoshis Island was the definitive game regarding Mario's backstory.
Yes. Yoshi's Island on the snes.
Not that western made DS game that sold like shit.
Arzest is japanese.
Yes, the original Yoshi's Island. Most people ignore the sequels and Nintendo basically ignored Yoshi's Island DS when making New Island by doing a halfassed repeat of the time travel story and turning the original game's heartwarming ending into a LOL WRONG HOUSE joke.
I mean it still is. It's the most consistently in-game lore referenced there is in the franchise, it get's more acknowledgement than anything else. We just got the Yoshi's Island course and Super Nintendo World (JPN) has a huge display of Yoshi taking Baby Mario home.
Yoshi's Island was a retcon to escalate Yoshi's importance and possibly was late riding on the coattails of Muppet Babies (since that influence lasted until the early 2000s with Baby Felix the Cat and Looney Tunes). Mario and Luigi going from Brooklyn to the Mushroom Kingdom is the preferred treatment given the urban-metro feel of the Black Box NES era Mario games.
I know that, but game canon isn't movie canon. They are completely incompatible due to shifting around Donkey Kong, among other things.
I like to imagine Geno is a hidden 7th star child. The stars function in a similar way, they inhabit a body and give them powers. Maybe the Star Spirits have something to do with this? Like they keep Geno hidden only when something celestial threatens them.
>I like to imagine Geno is a hidden 7th star child.
He's a fucking Star Sprite that took over a doll. Put down his pedestal.
No, Star Sprites were the ones from Bowser's Inside Story. Only a few are currently known to exist, three elders and Starlow. The Stars that inhabit the 7 babies and the Star that inhabits Geno looks the most similar in look and function.
The whole point of that fruity Star Child stuff was just an excuse to show characters other than Mario and to say it's all bound by fate.
Everyone who was marked as one has more than one game under their belt and is a character Nintendo owns wholesale. Your headcanon is stupid.
No, the point of the Star Child stuff was to show the motivation of Bowser travelling back in time, as well as provide other plot points like why Baby Bowser would be adventuring with Yoshi.
Time Travel was fucking stupid to introduce to both Arzest made expansions to Yoshi's Island which was already too much on the plate.
Fact of f the matter is "Geno is a Star Child" is a fucking stupid thing to believe.
Time travel is stupid, but it still happens and there's nothing saying anything is or isn't game canon.
The Stars that inhabit the children and Geno are of the same species, AND can possess the same power of inhabiting an body. What, in games, exactly differentiates them?
I like to also imagine geno watches over rainbow road with mallow also helping protect it
Honestly I think Mallow is probably living with his parents that he found towards the end of the game. He was still very young in RPG.
I'm confused on why you shrieking bitchbabies feel so personally attacked by Peach being more than a piece of meat screaming "MMMAAAARIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!". Of all the crusades you could commit to, you're railing against a cartoon woman.
Peach does more then cry Mario's name. Same as Mario does more than just wahoo. Do you even play Mario games?
So why are you ripping your dick and balls off in fury over her in this cartoon?
>So why are you ripping your dick and balls off in fury over her in this cartoon?
Why do you constantly exaggerate? We're discussing in a Ganker thread. It's not that serious. You need perspective.
Anyways, having agency doesn't mean you have that agency in the same way. How the characters act in the movie is very divergent to how they usually act in the games, especially for character/lore obsessed folks such as myself. Obviously with this being a new medium that is movies, this was partly expected. Despite that, yes, Peach's character in the movie, regardless whether she has "agency" or is a "damsel", generally does not act like Peach in games, either when she has "agency" (in this case, I guess playable) or when she's a damsel.
This frustrates people because the change is likely inherently political, as Peach's role in many games have come under fire from activists for many years. Another reason is that it's a common thing for people who don't like Peach (for what she represents) constantly try to change her to something that she isn't whenever they have the opportunity. Even Nintendo of America does this, in some games like the RPGs they'll just completely rewrite her dialogue. it shows contempt for the character that fans don't always appreciate.
Regardless of the reasons, yes Peach in the movie is out of character. She's not unique, Toad is just as bad, but trying to gaslight people in saying "no it's the same!!!" is just shitposting.
Encanto has a lot of really well written female characters, that manage to be entertaining.
You have a role reversal in Incredibles 2 that works perfectly fine.
But here? It's like they just made Peach as dull as possible just so they don't risk offending anyone.
>Why do you constantly exaggerate?
Why do you deliberately ignore everything that's happened since the second trailer was released? Ganker has been acting like it's being white genocided because Movie Peach isn't a silent mewling piece of meat to be saved and raped.
You're doing it again.
Probably not, he probably just shitposts on Twitter all of the time.
did you not see the OP you stupid disingenuous gay
You shouldve been successful in life and helped write the script to suit your narrative. Instead you’re whining here while people make money, including the garden gnomes.
They wouldn’t hire me for a fake job like that, I’m white.
Because thats sexist gais!
Because they don't know what that is. Do you really think the boomers who make fucking Minions movies played anything beyond Mario 3 for the NES?
Wait, you think they'll reference Wrecking Crew and Wario but they're not capable of reading a Wikipedia article about the franchise?
Mario has his moves from Smash
> Do you really think the boomers who make fucking Minions movies played anything beyond Mario 3 for the NES?
Then what caused elements like the Super Bell and Mario Kart on Rainbow Road to happen?
Mario literally does a smash move in one of the trailers
Because Smash is its own thing
super princess peach? (haven't played it)
peach is mario
mario is luigi
luigi is peach
>luigi is peach
>We can't have stuff like this anymore because some whiny direction brain will fuss about it.
I want culture warriors to leave the internet.
Peach is a strong lesbo warrior.
Mario is a socially awkward virgin
Luigi fucks turtles now.
>watermarking your own image three fucking times
I will now pirate your image.
you can't pirate a commission
>Do not repost!
You had one job
anyone who puts something up on the internet has already forfeited their right on where it is reposted. this has been the way of things since before you were born
not true we don't follow your imaginary rules anon
tough shit. your "paid" content will be reposted for free and you will do nothing about it.
lmfaooo lol AHAHAHAHAHAHA just watch I will get the last laugh mf this means war!! (;
Luigi is allowed to fuck turtles
>Movie is about Mario going from being a Luigi to a Mario, learning to be an athletic hero and getting over the awkwardness of being isekai'd into another world
>Luigi goes from being a Peach to a Luigi, he gets kidnapped but gathers up the courage to find a way to escape, and in the end he and Mario have to rescue Peach from Bowser, although Luigi is permanently scarred from this being his first experience of the Mushroom Kingdom
>Peach goes from being a Mario to a Peach, she acts tough and mighty until she actually tries to face Bowser head-on, gets kidnapped and realizes she doesn't need to do everything on her own, but can rely on Mario and Luigi for help
>it's a fucking nother WAMAN STROK movie
is Illumination, they make terribly generic cash in often like Adams Family and Grinch
umm sweaty, damsel in distress is outdated, okay??
I know you are joking but to clarify for the other retards, when Peach wasn't a damsel in distress she still had her girly girl charm as seen in Mario RPG, 3D World and SPM and such
she wasn't literally Wildstyle from Lego Movie
I take solace in the fact that all the coomers, lonely dads, and kids hitting puberty at the exact right time will be nutting to her invalidating all the strong woman BS.
But also Im going to argue with everyone who hates it because people being mad is funny.
Jesse... wtf are you talking about...
Anyone else find it funny how people who make female characters like this are saying being feminine is weak?
You can't be feminine and strong, just ignore Aerith/Zelda/Lara Croft/Samus/you get the point.
>people who make female characters like this are saying being feminine is weak
No one assume this expect Ganker.
But ehh, wearing a similar but new dress, changing your lipstick, and briefly changing your posture makes you a non-feminine now, amirite?
Pretty much, yea. And also the character can't be goofy at all, or else she loses her value and she's a weak whore.
But of course you have all of the men who are still goofy, cartoony, even the villain,
You have a lovable doofus main character who doesn't have to put on the super serious act just to be respected.
bro, use your brain. Look at how many scenes Peach engaged in an action throughout all the trailers.
>riding the bike
>picked up halberd (didn't even fight anyone just picked it up)
Now, compare that to how many action scenes Mario has. This movie is still Mario's movie unlike the other stuff in modern television where the side character has more scenes.
you're not fooling anyone
The halberd shit is the weirdest shit to me. Grifters lost their mind over that when Peach only picked something up in the floor in a cool way way. The halberd even belonged to one of the toads since she picked it up in her castles before Bowser's island/ship came along.
Now that the trailers showed that Mario indeed becomes competent after the first act or so, they have nothing else to complain about except for jokes.
Oh but if a Zelda movie focused on Link instead that would be fine?
omg stop being a bitch and go watch the damn movie next month its not woke for the last mf time
>can clearly see it's woke
>"it's not woke, just watch it and consoom more product!"
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
bawk bawk bawk sounds like anon is too chicken to just see peach do some action scenes
>it's not woke
>okay it is woke but you're just too chicken and don't want to see woke
The goal posts have certainly been moved.
its not woke take off your politics glasses not everything is a political debate fake fan
You're right, I'm not a fan, of anything for that matter. Fan = fanatic, which basically means being a cult member and swallowing anything you're given no matter how good or bad it is. I'll just stick with the Mario games which I like I think, and not this goyslop movie, thank you very much.
Love how you autists are getting so defensive over bing bing wahoo.
you don't even like any of the Mario games don't lie name me 5 of his games that you "played/liked" I'll wait (:
>Super Mario World
>Super Mario 64
>Super Mario Galaxy
>Super Mario Galaxy 2
>Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island
hypocrisy one of those doesn't have peach in it also why you blacked one out hmm =^]
Nobody said shit about having to have Peach in it, and the spoiler one is maybe/maybe not a "Mario" game, not that it really matters. If it's "not" a Mario game then add New Super Mario Bros to the list, there's your five.
aight fine still doesn't you have imaginary "opinion" over movie peach
>still doesn't you have imaginary "opinion" over movie peach
Fix your damn English bro.
meant to say still doesn't change that you have imaginary bullshit "opinion" regarding movie peach and you knew what I meant mf
So more goalpost moving? Okay lmao. Enjoy your goyslop.
actually that was you not me and cry more right winger this movie is not political
>if it aligns with my own soiboy views it's not politics
>if I use projection tactic I instantly win
nice try cry more
You're still replying anon, still got 100 posts to go, keep wasting your time. Nothing is going to change.
As i said, Fix it.
I did not my fault you are blind
exactly, is not my fault, yours meanwhile.
Is Peach a damsel in distress? No? Then it's woke
>peach being damsel in distress oh no no no WOKE!
>movie peach WOKE
My point is that if she's not a damsel in distress then it's woke
liar you would call her woke either way
No, I wouldn't. If she was saved by Mario like it's tradition in the games I wouldn't call it woke
>go watch the damn movie
I'm not watching shit
>inb4 you watch it anyway while getting shoved in a locker
B-by a boss girl?!
I'll watch it but I'm not paying for it
k remember to get snacks
welcome to the ~~*west*~~
all cucked and BLACKED
Yes but the WAMAN STROK is my wife and you are going to watch it! :3
>Has Peach ever done this in the games?
she kicks a lot in smash
clearly not the same
again, clearly not the same
so... its impossible for someone to do a kick in more than exactly one way?
welcome to martial arts
i hate women
me with mens instead
can't believe they made peach woke, bros
Kek, I want so see how many anons will ignore these panels and just blame it on muh modern Hollywood.
There is one.
>Kek, I want so see how many anons will ignore these panels and just blame it on muh modern Hollywood.
hol' up, i managed to find the full page too
Because nobody cares about that shitty non-canon moeshit comic.
i liked it
Why has the gaijin behind Peach never returned in a Mario game? What a missed opportunity
>what is SMB2 USA
>what is Super Princess Peach
>what is 3D land
>what is Mario Party, Tennis, Golf, Soccer
>what is the Smash Bros & Mario Kart series
literally none of those are like movie Peach
Well yeah, she has a lot more dialogue in the movie because it's inherently a dialogue-heavy narrative.
But otherwise, she isn't "out of character" in the movie compared to the majority of her appearances in video games.
is not just the dialogue dude, stop playing dumb
OK, which part it is? Use your words, express to us what you think is discordant between movie Peach and game Peach.
Movie Peach would not be in character whatsoever if she was doing this
Doesn't count, doesn't count, doesn't count, doesn't count aaaaaaand doesn't count.
This also doesn't count, ok?
Doesn't count asshole
also Super Paper Mario
The post that broke Ganker. Lmao look at all the fuckin seethe
>using super princess peach when its entire gimmick is that peach is hyperfeminine and wins through the sheer power of her emotions
>Doesn't kick in any of those games.
>what is 3D land
>Hating on Charlie
Get out now.
>california likes yoshi best
well, no surprises there haha
>Gag manga meant to capitilize on shonnen jump style crass comedy like Dragonball, Agedama or Osomatsu-kun
Nintendo only approve this and the Mario kun manga because money, but in the 2000s they got cold feet.
Movie not like I remember
It saddens me to imagine what it's like living in OP's head
Also Peach wasn’t really a character in the Mario games. She appears at the end of the game for a second, and that’s it. In this movie, she actually exists in the story. Which meant they had to make a personality, goals, and such for her like they do with every other character.
And if you think about it, it would be kind of lame for the story if Peach is on-screen saying “oh, don’t mind me. I don’t have anything to contribute.”
>Also Peach wasn’t really a character in the Mario games. She appears at the end of the game for a second
Yes yes yes Shes a playable character in a few of em
Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.
This movie is going to suck because Yoshi isn't in it. (No, generic background yoshis for one scene do not count.)
no shit, Adams Family and Grinch by Illumanition also sucked, this looks to be the case for the same reasons
you dare spread heresy over goated Mario movie fuck off and cry
so peach is now an action heroine, huh?
Theres a difference, and a big one.
On that comic, Mario and Luigi are already experts, they have saved peach before.
In case you are too stupid to understand (which im sure you are): the problem with the movie is that Peach is Mario's mentor, she is the one who teaches him everything, instead of him learning on his own, or be taught by someone else.
People might consider Peach being kidnapped 'sexist' or whatever, but thats how the actual story goes. And just because Luigi is a bit more cowardly than Mario, it doesnt make him useless or stupid as to make him be the one getting kidnapped.
nah, they are pretty much the same shit. you are just a bitch
Holy wall of cope.
Unholy 2016 of Arrest
Why did they make Peach's Mushroom Kingdom a racially homogeneous kingdom of Toads utopia and Bowser's kingdom a diverse assortment of different species hellscape?
The Mario Mandate says that all Toads must be identical.
I just think its weird the kingdom is all Toads. In all modern video games the Mushroom Kingdom has more than one species populating it.
they show biddybuds and bramballs as wildlife, does that count?
you're right, i wonder why the mushroom kingdom is populated by toads. really makes you think
they all don't look the same retard
Why doesn't Peach look like a Toad?
She's a higher form of Toad.
All memes aside I'm kind of curious if the movie will address this
Probably not since Miyamoto would decapitate some bros if they tried to give Peach a sad
>Actually I'm from the REAL WURLD and I never knew muh parunts ;(
>Ganker screeches about Mario looking like a chump
>the closer we get to release, the more clips we have of him being confident and flexing
>uhhh shit, quick, go for the few Peach scenes
I think it's just soulless Ganker ghouls upset that the "bowser twerking" greentext didn't come real through "meme magic"
it still ended up being generic though
Sure but nobody expected a groundbreaking film from this, just a competent movie. Ganker meanwhile expected Marvel quips and TiK ToK by Ke$ha in the opening.
theres is quips in it though, not that is bad but don't lie now
So I'm guessing Ganker is trying desperately to act like this game never happened
The game that was and still is being cried as sexist? The game that is probably one of Peach's most girly, feminine and cute portrayals in the entire Mario franchise? The one that she got her powers from emotions? The game with a cutesy, Yoshi's Island artstyle everywhere to really drive this home? The game where you can put together cute puzzles portraits? The game where on the bottom screen there's hearts and a cute peach staring back at you at all times?
This is one of my favorite games. This game it the epitome of femininity. Why do so many retards constantly pretend to have played it? Why do even bigger retards try to compare it to the Mario Movie Peach when the two characterizations are NOTHING alike? If you had played it it'd make you hate Movie Peach characterization even more.
>>what is SMB2 USA
What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
>>what is Super Princess Peach
fucking lol, see above
>>what is 3D land
3D World you dumbass. Do you even play games?
>>what is Mario Party, Tennis, Golf, Soccer
What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
>>what is the Smash Bros & Mario Kart series
What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
like I said, these type of autists would not be able to tell the difference between Bubbles and Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls
they are literally the same moron just say you hate having fun and getting mad at nothing
I don't mind Peach having a more prominent role, but why did they have to go down the le stronk wamen warrior route? Couldn't using star power or other powerups be enough? Stop turning women into men.
ikr would've been a nice homage to PM by having peach sneaking around bowser's castle and doing espionage
literally any of the Mario RPG stories adapted to a animated movie would've been more interesting than doing a generic illumination slop with a Mario coat of paint
fake Mario fan
Fucking fake ass gays intruding my Mario fandom, Super Mario is ride or die
She's had to rule the Mushroom Kingdom and lead her people on her own, and besides, she's familiar with the Mushroom Kingdom unlike Mario.
She's the one who trains Mario, until she underestimates Bowser and gets kidnapped when trying to face him head-on when his castle appears, instead of waiting for Mario and DK to come help her. Then she realizes she genuinely needs help and can't do everything by herself, and has to rely on Mario now.
They'll get around the sexist implications by portraying it as a "student becomes stronger than his master" thing as well as a "power of friendship" one.
The movie looks okay, not great and all
...where the videogames? is been years since Odyssey and even Mario Maker 2
Didn't you hear, Odyssey was the last Mario game. The story is over.
Nintendo has been extremely shit with releasing games on the Switch.
>Nothing from Mario Kart team besides DLC from a mobile game
>Nothing from 3D Mario team
>ToTK is taking 6 years for an asset flip
It’s Nintendo support studios and the Splatoon/AC guys that are keeping this thing afloat.
Dunno if Mario Kart 9 would even really add anything to the system
"TOTK is an asset flip" is Ganker shitposting, we already know it's a wee bit broader in scope than that from trailer stuff, whether you believe the leaks or not. They're never outraged in Majora's Mask threads for some reason and that game was a way bigger asset flip that started development the instant OOT's ended
Majora’s Mask doesn’t reuse the same overworld you disingenuous cunt
Stuff from that Nintendo gigaleak heavily implies it did reuse a beta Hyrule Field from early in OOT's development.
wouldnt it be wild if the gigaleak was never supposed to be made public, and the development version was just using it temporarily because it already existed? that would be so nuts
your line of thought is that they already somehow had the beta hyrule field hanging around so they used it until later in development when hyrule field got redesigned and then reused it again for majora's mask which we know for an absolute fact was very hastily made
neither does tears, shit's shifted around in old locations and there's new sky and subterranean environs
When Nintendo does well financially they always shit the bed with their games, is when they are desperate for money that they do good games.
When they are doing badly they nearly drop support for their current console and focus on developing their new one. There is no winning with Nintendo.
Thats a load of bullshit. Nintendo released some of their worst rated games of all time between 2012-2016.
The worst games on Switch are just Mediocre, not series ending dumpster fires like Star Fox Zero or Chibi Robo Zip Lash
how big of a role will kamek have in the movie?
>ugly fat bastart hypnotizes the princess into doing anything he wants
>Bowser's horns turn into literal boners
the bet you autists can't tell the difference between Bubbles and Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls
Super Princess Peach
can we post fat peach now?
voice actress sucks
Anya Taylor Joy is hot though, but yeah, the voice cast is pretty soulless sans Jack Black
This. Only voice actor in the movie with soul is American.
I think Charlie, Keegan and Kevin were good choices
Jack Black especially was 10/10 casting
I specified Marvel quips, little or no "he's right behind me isn't he" crap in this one
>>Jack Black especially was 10/10 casting
Didn't mention him but yeah, he's the highlight for sure.
Agreed on Charlie but at least he nails Luigi's personality
I wish Charlie Day atleast gave it a higher pitch and or more rasp, I see Toads as damn near different species like Munchkin or Oompa Loompa so is kinda jarring to me, not a huge deal though, just not quite nailing it
I'm like 90% sure Day was chosen because of the Lego Movie and either Nintendo or Illumination didn't get he was chosen for that because Day provides the blandest white male protagonist voice possible
FUCK I said Day and meant Pratt
pratt does show some decent emotional chops in that movie
>They made Peach into a less crazy Lucy Wilde
>people STILL haven't realized that Peach will be kidnapped at the halfway point
The salt will flow
What I expect to happen is Peach kicking Bowser's ass at the end and then he falls in love with her, setting the stage for the rest of the franchise
>modern american made movie is woke shit
i don't know what you expected
No Wario and Waluigi, no deal
Mario fighting to save his bro instead of some bitch he just met makes more sense but that's just me.
this movie is gonna be kino as fuck and i'm not going to let you gays make me think otherwise
I'm not gonna watch it
why lie anon
The movie looks fun don't know why lefties and rightoids have to make it their next battleground.
they just attention since no and their mothers doesn't give them enough
literally a smash move
have you not played smash?
also a playable character in SM2
thats not the peach bomber, I thought that too from the image but the video is different
I was going to give you a long speech about how not to be petty, and give this movie a chance, but i literally shilled harry potter last month and it turned out to be one of the most woke diversity pushing games ever. And harry potter and this movie are both made by NBCUniversal so I'm going to probably say you're right and they're fucking with us.
This movie might possible horrifically woke.
Would not be surprised if the movie just stops and peach says "Black Lives Matter" in the middle of the film.
Yeah 2, the fake Mario game
I played Smash.
Peach does not have a divekick
Captain Falcon has a divekick.
Ganondorf has a divekick.
Zero Suit Samus has a divekick.
Peach does not have a divekick.
>literally a smash move
No, she uses her ass in smash
Movie Peach and Game Peach are completely different people.
>Ganker pretends to like ebin girlbosses to own le chuds
Peach has always been represented as bimbo in appearance, but not in personality. I like the opposite. I like them to be non-bimbo physically, but utterly ditsy and dumb. Anyway, Girlboss was a horrible movement and it probably ruined what could've been a fun movie based on an iconic game series
fake Mario fan piss off
lmao cry more, Mario.
you will watch the movie it is inevitable
The last time I actually went to a movie theater I was still in high school, and that was over 15 years ago
Your life is your own, but I wouldn't flex something like that.
Why? Do you think going to concerts and sporting events is somehow less socially acceptable than going to movies? Should I go see the newest Marvel hit?
There are other movies, dude. You don't have to watch tentpole shit.
>You MUST consoom movies otherwise you are a failure!
You are an idiot
Calm down lol.
Don't get so triggered
Not an argument.
Movies aren't just giant screens, they're commonly social events with friends, families or dates. Granted, they're not the only ones, but it's a lower barrier of entry in terms of price give or take concession. All it tells me is that anon's social life must be difficult.
True, but also I took a girl out on a date to a movie and I regret it. Movies are one of the least social things you can do with someone, you're just staring at a screen with no interaction besides maybe an arm around her. I would consider ice skating or painting a "social event"
no retard you are making a fuss over nothing just watch it not cOnsUmE
Putting funny letters is not an argument. Thank you for adding absolutely nothing to this discussion.
saids the person having mental issue over a movie not showing political shit lol
Please quote me where I said any of that.
right here get btfo'd
Nice quote, retard. Didn't say anything about mental issues or politics. Again, please quote me where I said anything political.
I accept your concussion
You're not making an argument, retard.
same bots who don't have proof and hating on a movie that doesn't contain their bullshit projections lol
Please quote me where I was "hating on" the Mario movie.
I did quote where you said that and ya played koi
Then quote where I was hating on the Mario movie, because I'm actually excited to see it. Go on dumb reactionary, I'm waiting.
Don't have proof of what retard? You're not making any sense.
stop playing koi
No seriously, what fucking proof? You're replying to multiple people saying different things and mentioning proof with no context. Do you have brain damage?
Don't even bother, this fucking retard doesn't care about Mario and is just baiting a response from anons. I'm remaking this thread where we can talk about Mario as soon as this one dies.
I didn't reply to anyone but you dipshit also you was the one saying you have proof
You replied to 3 posts, and at least 2 different people. I didn't say shit about proof. But in your mind claiming they're all the same and "bots" makes you win the argument, whatever fucking argument you're making that is, because it's as clear as fucking mud.
show me where I "supposedly" replied to three other posts I'll wait (:
In the post where you sperged out about "proof" and accused us of being bots, is your memory that poor you can't remember?
I only see projection statements in your post hmm
If you just tell me what "proof" you want anon maybe I can give it you? Unless you enjoy being confusing of course.
give it to you*
>Anon in a shithole country things he can correct my English
Funny, and also does nothing to help you get this "proof" you want. It was never about the "proof" was it Anon? I did suspect as much for a long time now.
Unfortunately we both know you will be back to get cross about anons falling their own bait, so you're not going to actualy leave, but thank you for making it clear that the last word dig really did pin you down
I accept your confession shortlisted
Confession denied, blacklisted.
its mostly bots.
Considering how much this place is like reddit nowadays I'm convinced it's 100% real posters and mostly unironic.
pretty much 100% accurate
Sadly yea, you can tell by all of the fucking Twitter screencap threads now.
The movie would instantly improve if Peach was replaced by Daisy in every scene, objectively speaking.
Sorry but Bowser don't settle for no second rate princess of a backwater kingdom.
Why is he going after Peach then?
>Soulless AI garbage
AI is so based.
>Lets spot all the freaky errors.
What causes a woman to be shaped like this?
Why does it seem like its only one percent of women per population? Why can't women look like this in vast numbers?
Have an after credit scene where Bowser invades Sarasaland and Daisy OHKOs him
>text in the background
>shirt logo and shoulder emblem
>her belt buckle
>random diamond on her misshapen right hand
>glassy left eye
>didney land in the background to the left
>Game Peach is a girly girl that's tough
>Movie peach is a girly girl that's tough
It's like I'm seeing two completely different people!
Movie Peach always has a dumb scowl (to the point where Peach dedicated twitterfags sometimes complain about it), which is much rarer for Peach. Movie Peach always has a "determined" face when peach face is usually cute, bubbly and charming. Movie Peach's body language is completely different, and often lacks much of the feminine proper lady charm. Her voice is all botched, and how she speaks is completely alien from most game Peach (though this is not unique to movie Peach).
lol you didn't read the thread (also she doesn't ever do a dive kick, so that's wrong, she does slide in Super Princess Peach though)
So you want her to act like Lola Bunny in a movie where her Kingdom is under attack?
literally Paper Mario TTYD
The game where she's locked up in a bathroom and does nothing but talk to a computer for 90% of it?
She also gets butt naked and sneaks around which definitely didn’t awaken anything in me as a kid!
I want her to act and emote like Peach. Like she did in Super Princess Peach when she went to save all the Toads, Luigi and Mario. Or like in Super Mario 3D World when she dived headfirst to save the Sprixie Princesses, she was still Peachy. Or like in Mario + Rabbids. Fucking UBISOFT can get Peach right. Even in duress or in situations of danger Peach acts like Peach.
I'm starting to think you don't actually know Peach. Do you not play Mario games?
Why blatantly lie? Or do you lack media literacy?
Considering the amount of work they put into the animations and references, this is unlikely. They deliberately changed her character because you know why. It's not ignorance.
>Keep twirling, Twirling Toward Freedom!
he would save so much energy if he just said
>okay is a different take on Peach but I like it
(I feel exactly this way about movie DK)
these shills make such as fool of themselves saying HURR IS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY is funny
she literally does that in da beginning of the last previous trailers heck you haven't even watched the movie yet karen smfh
stop your bitching movie peach is the same as game version peach
OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ARE DOING THIS IN A CHILDRENS CARTOON I'M CLUTCHING MY PEARLS SO HARD
Damn, I didn't expect to get this many replies. Thanks for the (You)'s, Ganker!
Can we start posting fat peach now?
Anything is better than culture warriors fighting over Mario.
Since when was Ganker made up of conservative suburban soccer moms? Peach literally does these types of moves in smash bros and mario and sonic olympics.
Wow this actually sucks and I'm much less excited now.
Also fuck seth rogan
Him and Pratt were terrible choices.
but le heckin prattman does like one squeak that kind of sounds like a bad martinet impression so that redeems him being total shit the rest of the time
>I've had my opinions filtered to me by Ganker
seth ruins everything he touches. I don't know why that fat fucking garden gnome keeps getting work
>but she physically fights in spin offs which are about fighting so fighting is totally part of her character bro
Do soiboys really?
Spin offs are all there is to go off of, it's not like Peach does anything in mainline Mario games.
Fuck it, I'll do it myself. That means this thread might get taken down but that's the sacrifice I am willing to make.
I'm going to fucking nut
>that belly fat
OP here. Holy fuck stop arguing, nobody cares about your faggy culture war shit.
In the meantime, more new footage came out a few minutes ago. Looks like a brand new Kong at 0:11. Ignore the delay.
From almost all the ads i've seen this doesnt feel like Peach at all. She's way too serious and way too aggressive for anyone to buy into the idea this is the kind princess from the games
Her personality is way closer to Daisy's then to the actual Princess Peach from the games. Either
1. This is a deliberate GirlBoss attempt
2. Peach presumably is this confident at the start, tries to 1v1 Bowser, gets utterly blown the fuck out and resigns herself to a support role
>female characters can't show ANY signs of agency without being labeled as a girl boss even though Peach and Mario clearly have an amicable relationship in the movie
Isn't a defining trait of the 'girl boss' archtype treating the male lead like shit?
No, you can have "I can do it on my own" without making the male incompetent. It's just easier for them to do it like that. The problem with Peach isn't with Peach having agency, it is that in the games, Peach has never been that type of character. Instead of making her just a competent ruler that doesn't have any battle experience and thus the reason for the prophecy and needing the Mario Bros. They want her to be a badass. It just makes it look weird that the Bros would even be needed in the first place. If she gets captured or defeated, it actually makes her look WORSE than if she had just remained a caring leader that doesn't fight. Which means that Peach has no chance of actually losing directly. They will make her opponent Kamek, while Mario takes on Bowser, which feels artificial and again calls into question why Mario is even there.
>while Mario takes on Bowser, which feels artificial and again calls into question why Mario is even there.
you answered your own hypothetical, mario is tougher and can take on bowser
No, I didn't. Mario can take on the entire army, but seemingly only because of Peach's training, otherwise he sucks shit. So why can't Peach, the one that trained him, do it? You have no idea of narrative structure.
>mario needs training this means he's unnecessary
>Why didnt Dr Light defeat Dr Wahwee
>Why didnt Jiraiya defeat Pain
>Why didnt Peppy Hare defeat Andross
>Why didnt Roshi defeat Piccolo
>Why didnt Auron defeat Jecht
>Why didnt Izumi defeat Father
>Why didnt Doc defeat pro boxers
This what you sound like
She's clearly can't do it on her own since she's the one helping Mario train.
>Peach loses 1v1 to Bowser
Literally not allowed in Hollywood, the rules are very clear on this. If Bowser weren't voiced at all it would be different, but losing to Jack Black is a red card, invocation of outdated tropes regarding female weakness compared to men.
Bowser will either lose physically but cheat or (more likely) the two will never get a chance to fight.
Mario got the drip.
Red wings are not "drippy" they're high quality working boots. They're something an actual plumber from Brooklyn would be wearing.
>NY nintendo shop
how long until they get stolen?
why are anons in thread pretending that any one working on the movie did any form of research on mario outside of "oh the plumber who rescues the princess?" not a single gay director or writer has read the comics and you are post hoc referencing them to justify their pozzed bullshit.
>"oh the plumber who rescues the princess?"
shit they didn't even get that part right
>did any form on research on mario
This movie has a shitload of attention to detail, the animation staff definitely plays more video games than Ganker.
>go on Mario wiki page
>let's reference this, the nerds will go wild
>we're big Mario fans i always liked stomping.................... koopas
i love this filename webm, one of the best ive seen
surface level shit is not 'attention to detail'. if they were shoving in references to sidegames and shit you might have something resembling a point
this is like clapping because they made mario's hat red, its the literal bare minium I would expect from the product
what would you even consider under "sidegames and shit"?
Just in this 1 and a half minute scene alone they make dozens of references to Mario 64, 3DWorld, Mario Maker, SMB3, Odyssey, SMW, Kart. Stuff you wouldnt even notice, unless you have actively played these games. are you mad because they havent referenced some obscure throwaway enemy from a Mario RPG yet?
Also Chantrelle is a reference to an NPC in Paper Mario.
It isn't. It is a coincidence, because they wanted a Mushroom reference that would sound funny. It is only a reference to Paper Mario if they actually show it is a reference to Paper Mario.
>basic level asset references, world just looks like modern mario level design from the recent games, medley of random copied music, really basic retro pixel joke that doesn't make any actual in-world sense
yeah not really seeing anything actually substantial this shit looks straight out of a dorkly bit. again this is like freaking out because the background of a shot in the sonic movie had 'green hill' written on a sign
you really only picked up on the most surface level references the rest went above your head. There is a lot more profund stuff you can find, again, things that the creators couldn't have come up with unless they'd have done more than the bare minimum of research. Thats what this discussion was originally about. You missed:
>crazy cap store
>maps with SMW overworld design
>Marios running animation from from 3DWorld
>fruits from yoshis island
>Marios ledge grab from SM64
>construction helmets from Mario Maker
>Birds from 3D Land
All this stuff spread out over only 1min 30sec. It would be more then impressive if they have done enough research to keep this pace going for 90min.
like fucking what?
>MARIO DOES THE MOVE HE DOES IN THE GAME
>HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE KONGS YOU GET WHEN YOU GOOGLE 'DONKEY KONG CHARACTERS' IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF ONE SHOT
Why are anonymous pretending to give a shit about how Peach is portrayed when she exists to be saved by Mario in 90% of the games and is just a cute face in the other 10%?
You're just using this as an excuse to make a thread about culture wars, don't act like you give a shit about this movie or Mario.
Let's be honest, Miyamoto was probably keeping production on a fairly tight leash which is the only reasons the Teen Tightens Go writers didn't do the damage they could and decided to throw in fringe elements like Mario Kart in the flick to pad things up.
They actually shat on their own Teen Titans Go work in an interview for the Mario movie. They gave way more of a shit about Mario then they ever did about a 2003 DC cartoon.
Lip service, that's all it is.
WB is a sinking ship, Nintendo is an empire. It's clear they're just trying to get more work with the winning team.
the website references foreman spike so you lost before you even started
good thing there's no other character in the mario universe named spike...
>I failed to consider that i could be wrong because i am stupid, so here's an image mocking (you)
wow u sure showed me
These companies hire woke nerds as cover, assuming the woke nerds dont do it for free.
>heh, I bet you can't even recite the lineage of Finrod Felagund
>so who are you to disagree with my dissertation on how JRR always intended Galadriel to actually be a trans lesbian judo blackbelt?
It's too late for gatekeeping, the territory has been occupied.
>Jap devs finally get that long sought after movie in America
>Cinema is a shambling corpse at this point
why are Mario fans suddenly acting like Sonic fans pretending everyone is supposed to go to Mario comics
because some dumb motherfuckers don't get that she's olive oyl to mario's popeye and her role is variable
No Daisy No Money.
you will buy if she is in post credits or sequel don't lie anon
>BOWSER IS COMING
Jesus, I already know that. Can you say literally anything else!!!
Game Peach has never made this posture and alone it would be out of character since she simply does not emote like this. I'm drawing a blank even in the rare moments when she get's "serious" or "mad"
Close, but she's still got the lady posture, especially in how she raises her hand/left arm. Also lacks the massive scowl.
Peach rarely crosses her arm, but Odyssey is also the game where she does it first I think? (Outside of maybe strikers)
Maybe in the old strikers yeah. Especially 1 and 2, they were WILD interpretations of Peach.
samefag here, maybe one of the Rabbid games?
Regardless, has movie Peach even made this expression yet? I think she got close in the coliseum when watching Mario get pummeled but outside of that I don't think so
She does this Super Princess Peach pose
In a poster
AHHHHH you are right yes. She does do it in her poster. Good call. Facial expression is weird, but it's better than nothing.
And yes her default stance is at least intact, so that's good.
I've never played strikers, but maybe in there somewhere?
I'm gonna love watching Ganker have a meltdown if Zelda shows any kind of agency in the eventual LoZ movie.
I'm fine that, Zelda can have any type of story they can get away with because Zelda gets rebooted almost every game, but Mario on the other hand really can't because Mario universe doesn't change with every game as Zelda does.
>lesbian ZoC (Zelda of Color)
They will take a mile
Oh no?! Zelda is a big-booty black woman in this game?! I sure do hate this! Please, Nintendo, don't do it!
Well? I would.
>but Mario on the other hand really can't because Mario universe doesn't change with every game
We're not talking about the games, doofus.
What games that are canon shows Zelda taking action like she does here? And before someone replies "ZOMG OP BTFO'D AGAIN!" I'm just asking a fucking question because I'm curious.
ocarina of time, hyrule warriors, wind waker (up to a point), spirit tracks
I believe Hyrule Warriors is one of the few Zelda games that isn't canon. Also, does Zelda really fight as Sheik in OoT? I think she just teaches Link some shit.
zelda doesn't actually care about canon as of breath of the wild, hyrule historia and all that no longer applies; nothing says hyrule warriors isn't canon, it's a game that plays fast and loose with canon as a self-crossover anyways
>Also, does Zelda really fight as Sheik in OoT? I think she just teaches Link some shit.
she gets her shit slapped trying to help with bongo-bongo but otherwise it's implied she's doing other things elsewhere and helps link when appropriate with magic songs
do you consider shiek and zelda to be the same character
Why would they be? One's a chick and the other's a dude.
Is it really that hard to understand why would they want to make Peach look like a competent ruler in a format that places more importance in the story? In the games she can bake fucking cakes 24/7 and be completely impotent and defenceless for Bowser to kidnap and nobody gives a shit, but if you want a narrative with resemblance of stakes and world and characters making sense she can't be completely useless. She is supposedly leading a fucking kingdom.
>but if you want a narrative with resemblance of stakes and world and characters making sense
It's a fucking Mario movie. Why do we need ANY of that except to please the manchildren on /co/ who obsess over the lore of Bluey well into their 30s?
>Is it really that hard to understand why would they want to make Peach look like a competent ruler in a format that places more importance in the story?
But this is admitting that she IS characterized different in the Movie. Something anons have been arguing she isn't.
>In the games she can bake fucking cakes 24/7 and be completely impotent and defenceless for Bowser to kidnap and nobody gives a shit
Peach has shown that she can be competent while being Peach. Again the issue is characterization
>but if you want a narrative with resemblance of stakes and world and characters making sense she can't be completely useless.
People don't want her to be useless. They want her to ACT LIKE PEACH
>People don't want her to be useless.
Lots of anons clearly just want her to do nothing
I think it would be fine if she had her damsel role, since her interacting with Bowser would have been fun while she tried to escape. But it's not required. I'm of the belief that this movie didn't need a kidnapping plot at all and it's stupid they still did it even despite PEach being proactive
They obviously have no idea how to give Mario motivation. They are mistakenly believing that Mario only saves Peach for his motivation. So they think "Well we can't remove Peach from being kidnapped, that would mean that Mario has no motivation. Unless" Then they switched who was kidnapped. "Obviously Mario would want to save his brother" and while this is true, it is terrible motivation for a Movie, especially for an "origin story" The reason that Mario was rescuing Peach in the first game, was because all of the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom were turned to bricks and Peach was the only one with the magic to return them to normal. It wasn't about only Peach, it was the entire Kingdom. Mario is a character that obviously loves Adventure, this is his primary motivation through almost all of the games. Saving the Princess isn't the goal, it's a by product. Mario helps because he wants to. This is why a better thing to do would have been Mario, who wants to have a fun time in the Mushroom Kingdom, isn't taking it seriously when Bowser makes himself a threat. Until it gets Luigi hurt. Now you avoid taking Luigi out of the narrative and giving him Peach's role, while still giving Mario better motivation and growth.
Leaders of Kingdoms don't need battle experience. They have other things that make them Kings and Queens. Peach could have easily been this type of ruler. Kind and respected because of her giving nature. The Mushroom Kingdom could have been a large exporter of goods to the other Kingdoms and Peach could have been a manipulator. She's a nice person, but knows that people think of her as weak and uses this expectation to her advantage. This obviously doesn't work on Bowser, who cares only about Power grabs than about helping his subjects. The current paradigm of girl characters is that they are just as reductive as the damsel in distress and they just don't seem to realize it.
Peach is Olive Oyl, she'll do whatever the fuck the plot needs her to do.
Don't care. She's cute and I would cum inside her while sending a picture to both Mario and Bowser.
Will movie Peach even blow a kiss? This is a trademark of Peach btw. Have we even seen her wink?
that shit was overdone when shrek did it in 2000.
When was the last time we actually had a traditional, feminine depiction of a princess that needs help from a hero instead of a mary sue?
you can't do that in movies anymore. in fact mario is like the only piece of current media that still plays this trope straight
Why are people even trying to justify modern retarded Hollywood tropes like the "girlboss" bullshit that has never applied to Peach anyway? I mean, for fuck sakes she doesn't even get kidnapped in the fucking movie and thats what she is the most known for in pop culture. It would be like making a Lara Croft movie where she doesn't raid any sort of tombs or do acrobatics. Hell, even fucking Ubisoft knew better than that and gave her girly weapons in their action game, I guess asking that level of restrain from fucking hollywood is just too much though.
>lefties on twitter have long been over Chris Pratt being Mario
>chuds still can’t get over the fact peach is not completely useless in the movie even though multiple games and spin offs have shown her being capable, even though Mario is still the hero at the end.
I think I know who the sensitive side really is.
>I think I know who the sensitive side really is.
Yeah it's people like you who still make these retarded comparisons
And yet you’re still complaining and the SJW have long stopped. Most normies also don’t give a shit and will look at you like some spastic if you complain like this in a place that isn’t the den of schizophrenia this place is.
>the SJW have long stopped
There's nothing from their perspective to complain about, they got their sjw marxist crap, they're sated
>Most normies also don’t give a shit
Who gives a shit what normalfags think? They'll like what they're told to like.
>in a place that isn’t the den of schizophrenia this place is.
Feel free to leave anytime Anon.
What are you talking about you gigaretard. They wanted Chris Pratt replaced. But they realized it wasn’t that big of a deal and moved on. Notice how more people here make a fit about Peach not being slightly girly enough while it’s crickets for Charles Martinet getting replaced as Mario after being his voice for decades cause he isn’t Hollywood. You don’t give a shit cause youre a big Mario fan it’s cause you’re a culture war gay
The thread topic is specifically about Peach though, not Charles. I too am annoyed he isn't the voice for Mario, and that's my main reason I'm not watching the movie. I think the justification that it needs to be a Hollywood celebrity is dumb, it's THE voice of one of THE most iconic characters, how would that not sell?
The SJWs got what they want, why would they still complain?
You really didn't think this through.
Nah bro, the only things SJWs actually really cared about was the voice of Mario (despite that being something EVERYONE hated) they magically don't mind if their identity politics is in this one movie or not, despite caring for every other movie.
How about you read all the post retarded mouthbreather
>"Hey what's a strong female animated character?"
And so they make all of them into Mulan, for the desired audience response. Simple as that.
What this post tells me is you probably watched Mulan but you didn't actually pay attention to anything in it.
I literally can't tell where she stops and Toad begins.
>Mario and Toad are screaming at angry monke while Peach s not
no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>character has confidence and isn't part of the fish-out-of-water plot
>Ganker will hate this
isn't he more of a civilian?
>>and isn't part of the fish-out-of-water plot
She literally is one of the central characters of the fish out of water story.
as in she's not the fish out of water here, dummy
my favorite part of Mario movie was when Peach decapitated cyborg hitler for trans-rights while the old whitemen cried in a corner
MARIO X PEACH ROMANCE WHEN
I want to fuck "girlboss" Peach's brains out....
I saw far less outrage over Black people in the sonic movie than peach being a 'girlboss'
Because it wasn't completely soulless, cynically produced garbage?
Bros before hoes.
That ship had already sailed when they made it live action. But at least they got Sonic, Tails', Knuckles' and Robtonic's characters on point, so the movie becomes more redeemable. Fuck the wedding scene to hell and back though.
Considering what we've seen of movie Peach so far, it's a miracle that she still treats Mario fairly well. Things could be so much worse all things considering.
>Bowser is cumming...
Bowser is like if barafags, monster fuckers and NTR fetishists latched onto Goofy.
Also fuck dracula fag antechapel
I wish OP's had the options to remove posts. I just want to talk about fucking Mario lore and the new movie.
The plot will conveniently shift into the traditional scenario where only the bros make it out but the rest are also kidnapped during the climax of the movie.
I hope so. There's been plenty of fanservice shown off already but that would be the best of it
also does anyone expect a post credit teaser? has any future movies been hinted at by shiggy or nintendo?
Three things are likely post credits
>Wario (and maybe Daisy, since their origins are pretty similar)
If Peach still somehow get's kidnapped despite how clearly competent she's been shown that would be even worse. To the point where I'd say feminists would be right to get mad at it.
I mean, Mario's still the hero despite being a total fucking clumsy idiot pussy, apparently.
What you have to realize is that this sort of thing is nothing new at all. Americans were raised on ugly fat retard husbands in sitcoms with their nagging wives. They were raised on Adam Sandler playing a hunchbacked middle aged mentally disabled man scoring the hot girl. This is just a continuation of that. There's no change here, it's just America.
How hard is it to talk about video games with you fags? I just wanted a nice thread and you guys ruined it. Go fuck yourselves. I'm remaking this thread as soon as it dies without Peach because apparently you guys just can't help but to talk about politics, or being hostile to each other. Goodbye, have fun arguing amongst yourselves about a movie made for children.
see you in five minutes, crybaby
Reminder that you lost the culture war. You do not deserve this thread, and you are exactly what's killing Ganker because I just wanted to talk about video game lore on the video games board. You spend all day arguing. What a sad fate.
>you lost the culture war
Anyone who says this immediately outs themselves as a low IQ individual.
>hah, you lost thje culture war, now we have degeneracy and decay everywhere, and everyone is super depressed as a result we're winning so much
Okay? Um, have fun with that I guess. Ironic of course you say it's others killing Ganker
How hard is it to talk about video games you fucking braindead gay? VIDEO GAMES.
>wow nobody talks about video games
>it's just politics, no video games
>all you nazis never talk about video games
>fucking scumbags, but we're beating you in the culturewars haha
>always online, always arguing, you could talk about video games instead
How about YOU talk about video games instead of arguing with these made up caricatures in your mind so you can win non existent arguments?
I'm already trying you fucking gay, I've been discussing Star Children, canonicity of Yoshi's Island DS, the impact of Sheik in OoT, the known appearances of Star Spirits and discussing Peach's canon combat in the Mario series. Now reply something interesting so we can discuss video games, or are you just going to be a fucking STUPID gay and reply with no video games? You braindead monkey.
>all these other posts about video games were totally me, I'm not just here to shit stir!
You're super lucky there's no ids on Ganker
I said replying with something interesting to talk about. Reply with a fucking topic you want to talk about that isnt fucking politics so we can discuss. You aren't taking your own advice. Fucking gay. I can suggest some topics if you'd like.
This thread is mostly about the movie with questions about references to the game, that's what the OP made, but it was mostly movie focused, It was never going to be interesting, or game focused. it was always going to end this way.
I am the OP. I was asking for what animation this was referencing. Almost every animation Mario does have a reference, so I was wondering if Peach does the same. I was expecting a few bumps from some politicsfags but not the entire thread. How hard is it to just talk about the games, or the movie game?
>I was asking for what animation this was referencing.
You would've been SO much better off phrasing the question that way. Saying "Has Peach ever done this in the games?" potentially comes off as a rhetorical question with the answer being (possibly) no and attention being moved towards the whole girl boss aspect of the movie. It's the kind of question someone who doesn't like how the movie might ask in a rhetorical way. Sorry OP, but you kinda got yourself to blame here.
I guess I do, but otherwise the thread would have died. Its really a double edged sword here. How else should I have made this thread while also getting people interested?
I would've started with the pic, asked "what animation this was referencing." then maybe talk about the other references and get the thread talking about references we know so far, so people would get talking about them and as new info comes out, people can add the references they have noticed. Thread would've still gone to shit anyway since the movie is politicised and people rightly aren't too happy with that, but it would've been less shit.
Good luck with the next one, if you do a next one
I dont think I'll get an answer, the best response so far was the 4th reply, and maybe one or 2 smash bros posts. Gonna make a thread about the new Kong to hopefully drive these retards away.
Cool, we won the real wars
Talk about Mario you fucking retard. SUPER MARIO.
that specific individual helicopter is gay
Reminder that the Taliban lost the culture war too
OP blame the political alcoholics they started it
It's a thread that's partially about a movie anon, movies are even more heavily politicised than games, it was never going to end well.
I still think Peach's combat would've been better if purely "magic" based since that would fit her character a lot better.
Dude politics have so overwhelming taken over all media that it is impossible to talk about this stuff without bringing it up.
Just the world we live in, now. Thanks Obama.
Stop playing stupid retard, you knew exactly what you were doing with this thread.
>raided politics thread
>DUDE YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!
Be the change you want to be then.
This thread is legitimately just Twitter trash. Ganker's sunk low
legitimately better than pedo threads with an irrelevant topic where no actual discussion was intended to take place
Agreed. Fuck every gay in this thread except the ones who wanted to actually talk about the movie or Mario series.
I didn't know there were people as autistic about how Mario characters are portrayed as Sonic fans are
sonic fans were mostly just mad that the white guy was married to a negress
I don't care if it's woke, I care if it's boring as hell.
why dont more people see it this way? I'm looking forward to seeing all the references they can put in because frankly mario and peach have always been the most boring part of any mario game
Being woke is (usually) a tell-tale sign it will be boring though.
Why is Peach so focused on if it's a Mario movie? Are there different TV spots for each character?
I hope its because they don't want to give too much away about how theyre going to portray mario. weve seen collectively like 5 minutes of this movie and people think they have the whole thing figured out.hell, we barely know shit about luigi either, the only thing we know is that he's still a coward, but at least that makes sense given they were thrust into a strange world
The people who complain about Ganker talking about games, are all gnomish.
garden gnomes like to play dumb and act like what they are doing is actually just normal, or some bullshit. And the curl up when you address their crimes to them.
Ganker talking about politics in games cause the garden gnomes to curl up because talking about politics in games confirms that the goyim know about the propaganda they're being force feed.
You can also tell they are gnomish because they love deflection. "Don't like Girlboss characters? But you didn't mind the manga having Peach be a badass" and "Stop talking about politics and talk about Mario OK?!?!" or something along those lines is a common deflection gnomish people use.
Do not fall for gnomish tricks, Ganker. You'll be better off giving them the bird and continuing your business.
>Hm...how do we fix this problem?
>I know! I'll make this thread about...DA JOOS! That will make this thread about video games!
I want to cave your head in. Be the change you want to see.
Mario movie peach is good and not woke anyways gonna be in OP's next thread mf betrayed my after I was being nice to him
Barely legible schizo post.
barely legal psycho response
I would LOVE to see you try. I dont know who you are but you will do NOTHING but bump my thread. I will fucking autistically chimp out on your ass until my thread dies and I will just remake it again. I can do this all fucking day.
then apologize for lumping me with the trolls now they started it /:
Again, I don't know who you are, but if you wanted to talk about video games then I apologize.
thank you I accept your apology and btw I was just talking about imagining geno and mallow protecting rainbow road but ig mallow would instead be with his parents
I think I said Mallow was probably living with his parents he found at the end of the game, but I think a grown up Mallow could be cool to see as well. Maybe he'll get some rain or thunder powers, could be cool
Also, if you wanna keep talking about this I made a new thread
, before this one dies
Did you all throw these tantrums when you watched Peach be a take-charge strong woman in the Mario 3 and Mario World cartoons? Shit, in the former she saved the real world by herself while the bros and Toad were useless in one episode, and in another she had plans within plans for any contingency when Koopa tried to take over Paris.
Wow, it's almost like...they have different characterization???
Exactly! Movie Peach isn't Game Peach who isn't DiC Peach, so why spend years shitting and shrieking about it like you're being genocided?
So this Peach is the most well written character ever
Are you incapable of discussing anything without putting words in others' mouths and strawmanning?
>another 4chanbait chud thread hits bump limit
>peach does things that are slightly non-canon
>POZZED SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>DK does things that extremely non-canon
>not even mentioned in the thread
are you telling me Dk has never had a fire form before? what!
>thread is about Peach
>wtf why is everyone only mentioning Peach
Did you just ignore the cynicism of anons had when DK became Fire Donkey Kong? Did you just ignore how people have shat on that DK is just Seth Rogen? Lurk moar
DK isn't a woman, so what he does doesn't make me angry.
NEW THREAD, MIGRATE
And if you are here to discuss "girlboss Peach", please fuck off.
>ITT brownoids & pol/tards pissing and shitting their pants over Movie Peach.
Last call for migration! Keep it vidya and Mario autism related.