Has Peach ever done this in the games?

Has Peach ever done this in the games?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is she literally Daisy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi, I'm just Peachy!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They had to steal personality traits from the superior princess for their soulless movie, what a surprise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Daisygay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          peach literally has no personality besides shouting "MARIOOOO!"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why is she literally Daisy?

        peach did it first in the comic, daisys personalty of being a hyper tomboy is 95% head canon by daisygays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't act like Daisy whatsoever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She literally is not. Daisy is not like that, stop letting fan shit poison your brain.

      [...]
      peach did it first in the comic, daisys personalty of being a hyper tomboy is 95% head canon by daisygays.

      It's not even hyper tomboy, they think she's some borderline karen tier "strong woman" when Daisy is just a sporty girl who's a bit of a dumbass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to realize they're just creating another dime a dozen soulless animated movie, only with a thin Mario theme over it. Don't think about it too much, because they certainly didn't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know that, is clearly a different take by a director's direction

        the question is whether you like it or not
        movie DK, is clearly different from game DK, but I like it
        movie Peach is clearly different from game Peach, but I'm not feeling it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DK is noticeably goofy and cartoony.
          Peach is intended to be the dull straight man, overly serious.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, seems like they are trying to make her like Wildstyle off of Lego movie and Mario Emmet, I liked those characters btw, just don't think it fits

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's pretty lame.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >clearly different from game DK
          doesn't really explain cranky kong being here, even though it seems to retcon the whole "arcade dk is actually cranky" theory thats been talked about for decades

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats a shame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to realize they're just creating another dime a dozen soulless animated movie
        Why are Sonicgays so scared of one movie?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Sonicgays were chummy about Mario and hoping for a Smash Cinematic universe or some shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no they just mad this movie is better than soulless mid sonic movies lmfaoo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, Console Wars are back baby.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YASSSSSSSS

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >When Princess Peach starts doing cartwheels on your troops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the top image looks like the shrek meme of the cringe compilation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like hes using a viewfinder

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes in fact, in 3D World there is a fake Bowser made of wood and you can play as Peach and destroy it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >69

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hehehe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP CATASTROPHICALLY BTFO AND DESTROYED LMAOOOOO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what is she doing there? its just standing. Care to explain the meme?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is no meme? Do you even play video games, dude?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          da fuq

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People here don’t play

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They don’t watch the new.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thanks man I totally fricking forgot about that part in 3d world where peach had fricking kung-fu kicks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP BTFO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you're so obsessed OP

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            meant for

            Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.

            too

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody has replied seriously so I have to repeat myself, I guess. I literally have no problem with "girlboss peach." Also, this reply has nothing to do with the movie or the game, so please start talking about that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This guy really plays vidya. Based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Pass since 2032

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry anon, but you have dyslexia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't dive kick it though. I know since I've beaten this game multiple times

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are the most pedantic nerds in the world. Who cares if the SPECIFIC fighting move she uses is different?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          OP was clearly asking if she's done that maneuver before. Don't play dumb, no one is falling for it.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes. In smash bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she doesn't have a dive kick, check the vid, thats not the peach bomber side B, I thought so from the pic too

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they reference the Peach bomber?

    Also, Peach's character should have been played out that she slyly puts on the whole ditsy broad thing on purpose to disarm people. Like how she takes advantage of this in Super Paper Mario, but i guess that would be too subtle for Zoggywood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know they don't reference the peach bomber? have you seen the movie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still confused on why Peach specifically talks about Mario's "power" when she can clearly perform the same feats? This kinda story framing is really stupid if she can perform this stuff. It's not just Peach, either Donkey Kong alone seems like he can take Bowser's entire army by himself and mogs Mario.

        Why is Mario remotely special here?

        Considering how liberally they've been showing off their references, and considering how often they've showed Mario using classic moves from his appearances, it's a safe bet that if they had a Peach Bomber or any other classic Peach move they would have shown it off for "HEY I REMEMBER THIS" bits

        can't believe they made peach woke, bros

        so peach is now an action heroine, huh?

        sad day....

        >Kek, I want so see how many anons will ignore these panels and just blame it on muh modern Hollywood.
        hol' up, i managed to find the full page too

        highly obnoxious, overrated Peach (that doesn't even act like Peach to begin with) that hasn't been canonical in decades, also was a gag comic

        The halberd shit is the weirdest shit to me. Grifters lost their mind over that when Peach only picked something up in the floor in a cool way way. The halberd even belonged to one of the toads since she picked it up in her castles before Bowser's island/ship came along.

        Why is it weird? Peach doesn't use halberds. She uses appripriate stuff like frying pans, ribbons or her Parasol. At least her parasol is in the movie thanks to the toy leaks, so they didn't frick up completely on that front.
        >b-but the Koopas
        yeah the koopas look fricking weird and stupid wit their spears too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >highly obnoxious, overrated Peach
          nah, she cute

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine they must be hiding some kind of chosen one prophesy plot device for why Mario is important in this movie because otherwise it doesn't really make sense.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Considering the scene where Bowser "tortures" Luigi so he'll talk about Mario, that's pretty much confirmed.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno if it'd even be fate so much as "any human in the Mushroom Kingdom is a demigod given enough time," just wait for a sequel where Wario gets introduced.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >also was a gag comic
          the entire franchise is a gag, lmfao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >implying that Mario hasn't always been a Star Child with immeasurable power

          Lorelets

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >star child
            Frick off moron. This shit was in one game nobody gives a shit about.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the funniest part was it established wario and donkey kong as chosen ones too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              For a long time Yoshis Island was the definitive game regarding Mario's backstory.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Yoshi's Island on the snes.
                Not that western made DS game that sold like shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Arzest is japanese.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the original Yoshi's Island. Most people ignore the sequels and Nintendo basically ignored Yoshi's Island DS when making New Island by doing a halfassed repeat of the time travel story and turning the original game's heartwarming ending into a LOL WRONG HOUSE joke.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it still is. It's the most consistently in-game lore referenced there is in the franchise, it get's more acknowledgement than anything else. We just got the Yoshi's Island course and Super Nintendo World (JPN) has a huge display of Yoshi taking Baby Mario home.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >star child
                Frick off moron. This shit was in one game nobody gives a shit about.

                Yoshi's Island was a retcon to escalate Yoshi's importance and possibly was late riding on the coattails of Muppet Babies (since that influence lasted until the early 2000s with Baby Felix the cat and Looney Tunes). Mario and Luigi going from Brooklyn to the Mushroom Kingdom is the preferred treatment given the urban-metro feel of the Black Box NES era Mario games.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I know that, but game canon isn't movie canon. They are completely incompatible due to shifting around Donkey Kong, among other things.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >star child
            Frick off moron. This shit was in one game nobody gives a shit about.

            the funniest part was it established wario and donkey kong as chosen ones too

            I like to imagine Geno is a hidden 7th star child. The stars function in a similar way, they inhabit a body and give them powers. Maybe the Star Spirits have something to do with this? Like they keep Geno hidden only when something celestial threatens them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I like to imagine Geno is a hidden 7th star child.
              He's a fricking Star Sprite that took over a doll. Put down his pedestal.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, Star Sprites were the ones from Bowser's Inside Story. Only a few are currently known to exist, three elders and Starlow. The Stars that inhabit the 7 babies and the Star that inhabits Geno looks the most similar in look and function.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The whole point of that fruity Star Child stuff was just an excuse to show characters other than Mario and to say it's all bound by fate.

                Everyone who was marked as one has more than one game under their belt and is a character Nintendo owns wholesale. Your headcanon is stupid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, the point of the Star Child stuff was to show the motivation of Bowser travelling back in time, as well as provide other plot points like why Baby Bowser would be adventuring with Yoshi.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Time Travel was fricking stupid to introduce to both Arzest made expansions to Yoshi's Island which was already too much on the plate.

                Fact of f the matter is "Geno is a Star Child" is a fricking stupid thing to believe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Time travel is stupid, but it still happens and there's nothing saying anything is or isn't game canon.
                The Stars that inhabit the children and Geno are of the same species, AND can possess the same power of inhabiting an body. What, in games, exactly differentiates them?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I like to also imagine geno watches over rainbow road with mallow also helping protect it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I think Mallow is probably living with his parents that he found towards the end of the game. He was still very young in RPG.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm confused on why you shrieking b***hbabies feel so personally attacked by Peach being more than a piece of meat screaming "MMMAAAARIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!". Of all the crusades you could commit to, you're railing against a cartoon woman.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Peach does more then cry Mario's name. Same as Mario does more than just wahoo. Do you even play Mario games?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So why are you ripping your dick and balls off in fury over her in this cartoon?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So why are you ripping your dick and balls off in fury over her in this cartoon?
                Why do you constantly exaggerate? We're discussing in a Ganker thread. It's not that serious. You need perspective.

                Anyways, having agency doesn't mean you have that agency in the same way. How the characters act in the movie is very divergent to how they usually act in the games, especially for character/lore obsessed folks such as myself. Obviously with this being a new medium that is movies, this was partly expected. Despite that, yes, Peach's character in the movie, regardless whether she has "agency" or is a "damsel", generally does not act like Peach in games, either when she has "agency" (in this case, I guess playable) or when she's a damsel.

                This frustrates people because the change is likely inherently political, as Peach's role in many games have come under fire from activists for many years. Another reason is that it's a common thing for people who don't like Peach (for what she represents) constantly try to change her to something that she isn't whenever they have the opportunity. Even Nintendo of America does this, in some games like the RPGs they'll just completely rewrite her dialogue. it shows contempt for the character that fans don't always appreciate.

                Regardless of the reasons, yes Peach in the movie is out of character. She's not unique, Toad is just as bad, but trying to gaslight people in saying "no it's the same!!!" is just shitposting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Encanto has a lot of really well written female characters, that manage to be entertaining.

                You have a role reversal in Incredibles 2 that works perfectly fine.

                But here? It's like they just made Peach as dull as possible just so they don't risk offending anyone.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do you constantly exaggerate?

                Why do you deliberately ignore everything that's happened since the second trailer was released? Ganker has been acting like it's being white genocided because Movie Peach isn't a silent mewling piece of meat to be saved and raped.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're doing it again.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Probably not, he probably just shitposts on Twitter all of the time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did you not see the OP you stupid disingenuous homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldve been successful in life and helped write the script to suit your narrative. Instead you’re whining here while people make money, including the israelites.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They wouldn’t hire me for a fake job like that, I’m white.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because thats sexist gais!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't know what that is. Do you really think the boomers who make fricking Minions movies played anything beyond Mario 3 for the NES?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, you think they'll reference Wrecking Crew and Wario but they're not capable of reading a Wikipedia article about the franchise?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mario has his moves from Smash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > Do you really think the boomers who make fricking Minions movies played anything beyond Mario 3 for the NES?

        Then what caused elements like the Super Bell and Mario Kart on Rainbow Road to happen?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mario literally does a smash move in one of the trailers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NES
        Nintendo NES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Smash is its own thing

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    super princess peach? (haven't played it)

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    peach is mario
    mario is luigi
    luigi is peach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >luigi is peach
      nice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can't believe they made peach woke, bros

        so peach is now an action heroine, huh?

        sad day....

        >Kek, I want so see how many anons will ignore these panels and just blame it on muh modern Hollywood.
        hol' up, i managed to find the full page too

        >We can't have stuff like this anymore because some whiny direction brain will fuss about it.
        I want culture warriors to leave the internet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peach is a strong lesbo warrior.
      Mario is a socially awkward virgin
      Luigi fricks turtles now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >watermarking your own image three fricking times
        I will now pirate your image.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you can't pirate a commission

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Do not repost!

        You had one job

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          anyone who puts something up on the internet has already forfeited their right on where it is reposted. this has been the way of things since before you were born

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not true we don't follow your imaginary rules anon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              tough shit. your "paid" content will be reposted for free and you will do nothing about it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmfaooo lol AHAHAHAHAHAHA just watch I will get the last laugh mf this means war!! (;

      • 1 year ago
        Anonaymouse

        Luigi is allowed to frick turtles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie is about Mario going from being a Luigi to a Mario, learning to be an athletic hero and getting over the awkwardness of being isekai'd into another world
      >Luigi goes from being a Peach to a Luigi, he gets kidnapped but gathers up the courage to find a way to escape, and in the end he and Mario have to rescue Peach from Bowser, although Luigi is permanently scarred from this being his first experience of the Mushroom Kingdom
      >Peach goes from being a Mario to a Peach, she acts tough and mighty until she actually tries to face Bowser head-on, gets kidnapped and realizes she doesn't need to do everything on her own, but can rely on Mario and Luigi for help

      Kino...

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a fricking nother WAMAN STROK movie
    nope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is Illumination, they make terribly generic cash in often like Adams Family and Grinch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      umm sweaty, damsel in distress is outdated, okay??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know you are joking but to clarify for the other morons, when Peach wasn't a damsel in distress she still had her girly girl charm as seen in Mario RPG, 3D World and SPM and such

        she wasn't literally Wildstyle from Lego Movie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I take solace in the fact that all the coomers, lonely dads, and kids hitting puberty at the exact right time will be nutting to her invalidating all the strong woman BS.

          But also Im going to argue with everyone who hates it because people being mad is funny.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jesse... wtf are you talking about...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone else find it funny how people who make female characters like this are saying being feminine is weak?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can't be feminine and strong, just ignore Aerith/Zelda/Lara Croft/Samus/you get the point.

          • 1 year ago
            Awanama

            >people who make female characters like this are saying being feminine is weak
            No one assume this expect Ganker.
            But ehh, wearing a similar but new dress, changing your lipstick, and briefly changing your posture makes you a non-feminine now, amirite?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much, yea. And also the character can't be goofy at all, or else she loses her value and she's a weak prostitute.
            But of course you have all of the men who are still goofy, cartoony, even the villain,
            You have a lovable doofus main character who doesn't have to put on the super serious act just to be respected.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie, use your brain. Look at how many scenes Peach engaged in an action throughout all the trailers.
      >riding the bike
      >picked up halberd (didn't even fight anyone just picked it up)
      >hit cardboard
      Now, compare that to how many action scenes Mario has. This movie is still Mario's movie unlike the other stuff in modern television where the side character has more scenes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're not fooling anyone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The halberd shit is the weirdest shit to me. Grifters lost their mind over that when Peach only picked something up in the floor in a cool way way. The halberd even belonged to one of the toads since she picked it up in her castles before Bowser's island/ship came along.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bother.
        Now that the trailers showed that Mario indeed becomes competent after the first act or so, they have nothing else to complain about except for jokes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh but if a Zelda movie focused on Link instead that would be fine?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      omg stop being a b***h and go watch the damn movie next month its not woke for the last mf time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >can clearly see it's woke
        >"it's not woke, just watch it and consoom more product!"
        The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bawk bawk bawk sounds like anon is too chicken to just see peach do some action scenes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not woke
            >*gets btfo*
            >okay it is woke but you're just too chicken and don't want to see woke
            The goal posts have certainly been moved.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              its not woke take off your politics glasses not everything is a political debate fake fan

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fake fan
                You're right, I'm not a fan, of anything for that matter. Fan = fanatic, which basically means being a cult member and swallowing anything you're given no matter how good or bad it is. I'll just stick with the Mario games which I like I think, and not this goyslop movie, thank you very much.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Love how you autists are getting so defensive over bing bing wahoo.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you don't even like any of the Mario games don't lie name me 5 of his games that you "played/liked" I'll wait (:

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Super Mario World
                >Super Mario 64
                >Super Mario Galaxy
                >Super Mario Galaxy 2
                >Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                hypocrisy one of those doesn't have peach in it also why you blacked one out hmm =^]

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody said shit about having to have Peach in it, and the spoiler one is maybe/maybe not a "Mario" game, not that it really matters. If it's "not" a Mario game then add New Super Mario Bros to the list, there's your five.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                aight fine still doesn't you have imaginary "opinion" over movie peach

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >still doesn't you have imaginary "opinion" over movie peach
                Fix your damn English bro.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                meant to say still doesn't change that you have imaginary bullshit "opinion" regarding movie peach and you knew what I meant mf

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So more goalpost moving? Okay lmao. Enjoy your goyslop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                actually that was you not me and cry more right winger this movie is not political

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >if it aligns with my own soiboy views it's not politics
                k

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >if I use projection tactic I instantly win
                nice try cry more

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're still replying anon, still got 100 posts to go, keep wasting your time. Nothing is going to change.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As i said, Fix it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I did not my fault you are blind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                exactly, is not my fault, yours meanwhile.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is Peach a damsel in distress? No? Then it's woke

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >peach being damsel in distress oh no no no WOKE!
              >movie peach WOKE
              pick one

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that if she's not a damsel in distress then it's woke

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                liar you would call her woke either way

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, I wouldn't. If she was saved by Mario like it's tradition in the games I wouldn't call it woke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >go watch the damn movie
        I'm not watching shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >inb4 you watch it anyway while getting shoved in a locker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            B-by a boss girl?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll watch it but I'm not paying for it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          k remember to get snacks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to the ~~*west*~~
      all cucked and BLACKED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but the WAMAN STROK is my wife and you are going to watch it! :3

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Has Peach ever done this in the games?
    she kicks a lot in smash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      clearly not the same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          again, clearly not the same

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            so... its impossible for someone to do a kick in more than exactly one way?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              welcome to martial arts

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hate women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      incel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me with mens instead

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe they made peach woke, bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I want so see how many anons will ignore these panels and just blame it on muh modern Hollywood.

      I know you are joking but to clarify for the other morons, when Peach wasn't a damsel in distress she still had her girly girl charm as seen in Mario RPG, 3D World and SPM and such

      she wasn't literally Wildstyle from Lego Movie

      There is one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Kek, I want so see how many anons will ignore these panels and just blame it on muh modern Hollywood.
        hol' up, i managed to find the full page too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can't believe they made peach woke, bros

        Because nobody cares about that shitty non-canon moeshit comic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i liked it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why has the gaijin behind Peach never returned in a Mario game? What a missed opportunity

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >what is SMB2 USA
          >what is Super Princess Peach
          >what is 3D land
          >what is Mario Party, Tennis, Golf, Soccer
          >what is the Smash Bros & Mario Kart series

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            literally none of those are like movie Peach

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah, she has a lot more dialogue in the movie because it's inherently a dialogue-heavy narrative.
              But otherwise, she isn't "out of character" in the movie compared to the majority of her appearances in video games.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                is not just the dialogue dude, stop playing dumb

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                OK, which part it is? Use your words, express to us what you think is discordant between movie Peach and game Peach.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Movie Peach would not be in character whatsoever if she was doing this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't count, doesn't count, doesn't count, doesn't count aaaaaaand doesn't count.

            This also doesn't count, ok?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't count butthole

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            also Super Paper Mario

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The post that broke Ganker. Lmao look at all the frickin seethe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >using super princess peach when its entire gimmick is that peach is hyperfeminine and wins through the sheer power of her emotions

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't kick in any of those games.
            See?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >what is 3D land
            >land

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hating on Charlie
          Get out.
          Get out now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >california likes yoshi best
          well, no surprises there haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gag manga meant to capitilize on shonnen jump style crass comedy like Dragonball, Agedama or Osomatsu-kun
      >To capitalize
      >to CAPITALIZE

      Nintendo only approve this and the Mario kun manga because money, but in the 2000s they got cold feet.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Movie not like I remember
    Movie bad

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It saddens me to imagine what it's like living in OP's head
    Also Peach wasn’t really a character in the Mario games. She appears at the end of the game for a second, and that’s it. In this movie, she actually exists in the story. Which meant they had to make a personality, goals, and such for her like they do with every other character.

    And if you think about it, it would be kind of lame for the story if Peach is on-screen saying “oh, don’t mind me. I don’t have anything to contribute.”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Peach wasn’t really a character in the Mario games. She appears at the end of the game for a second
      totally false

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes yes yes Shes a playable character in a few of em

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, I really live in your head rent free, huh? I just asked a simple question if she ever does this in the games. You're the one who did the assuming.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is going to suck because Yoshi isn't in it. (No, generic background yoshis for one scene do not count.)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no shit, Adams Family and Grinch by Illumanition also sucked, this looks to be the case for the same reasons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you dare spread heresy over goated Mario movie frick off and cry

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so peach is now an action heroine, huh?

    sad day....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a difference, and a big one.

      On that comic, Mario and Luigi are already experts, they have saved peach before.

      In case you are too stupid to understand (which im sure you are): the problem with the movie is that Peach is Mario's mentor, she is the one who teaches him everything, instead of him learning on his own, or be taught by someone else.

      People might consider Peach being kidnapped 'sexist' or whatever, but thats how the actual story goes. And just because Luigi is a bit more cowardly than Mario, it doesnt make him useless or stupid as to make him be the one getting kidnapped.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah, they are pretty much the same shit. you are just a b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy wall of cope.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

          Unholy 2016 of Arrest

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make Peach's Mushroom Kingdom a racially homogeneous kingdom of Toads utopia and Bowser's kingdom a diverse assortment of different species hellscape?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Mario Mandate says that all Toads must be identical.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just think its weird the kingdom is all Toads. In all modern video games the Mushroom Kingdom has more than one species populating it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they show biddybuds and bramballs as wildlife, does that count?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're right, i wonder why the mushroom kingdom is populated by toads. really makes you think

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they all don't look the same moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't Peach look like a Toad?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's a higher form of Toad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All memes aside I'm kind of curious if the movie will address this
        Probably not since Miyamoto would decapitate some homies if they tried to give Peach a sad
        >Actually I'm from the REAL WURLD and I never knew muh parunts ;(
        backstory

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker screeches about Mario looking like a chump
    >the closer we get to release, the more clips we have of him being confident and flexing
    >uhhh shit, quick, go for the few Peach scenes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just soulless Ganker ghouls upset that the "bowser twerking" greentext didn't come real through "meme magic"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it still ended up being generic though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but nobody expected a groundbreaking film from this, just a competent movie. Ganker meanwhile expected Marvel quips and TiK ToK by Ke$ha in the opening.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            theres is quips in it though, not that is bad but don't lie now

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm guessing Ganker is trying desperately to act like this game never happened

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Super Princess Peach

      The game that was and still is being cried as sexist? The game that is probably one of Peach's most girly, feminine and cute portrayals in the entire Mario franchise? The one that she got her powers from emotions? The game with a cutesy, Yoshi's Island artstyle everywhere to really drive this home? The game where you can put together cute puzzles portraits? The game where on the bottom screen there's hearts and a cute peach staring back at you at all times?

      This is one of my favorite games. This game it the epitome of femininity. Why do so many morons constantly pretend to have played it? Why do even bigger morons try to compare it to the Mario Movie Peach when the two characterizations are NOTHING alike? If you had played it it'd make you hate Movie Peach characterization even more.

      >what is SMB2 USA
      >what is Super Princess Peach
      >what is 3D land
      >what is Mario Party, Tennis, Golf, Soccer
      >what is the Smash Bros & Mario Kart series

      >>what is SMB2 USA
      What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
      >>what is Super Princess Peach
      fricking lol, see above
      >>what is 3D land
      3D World you dumbass. Do you even play games?
      >>what is Mario Party, Tennis, Golf, Soccer
      What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
      >>what is the Smash Bros & Mario Kart series
      What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like I said, these type of autists would not be able to tell the difference between Bubbles and Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they are literally the same moron just say you hate having fun and getting mad at nothing

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind Peach having a more prominent role, but why did they have to go down the le stronk wamen warrior route? Couldn't using star power or other powerups be enough? Stop turning women into men.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ikr would've been a nice homage to PM by having peach sneaking around bowser's castle and doing espionage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally any of the Mario RPG stories adapted to a animated movie would've been more interesting than doing a generic illumination slop with a Mario coat of paint

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fake Mario fan

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking fake ass homosexuals intruding my Mario fandom, Super Mario is ride or die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's had to rule the Mushroom Kingdom and lead her people on her own, and besides, she's familiar with the Mushroom Kingdom unlike Mario.
      She's the one who trains Mario, until she underestimates Bowser and gets kidnapped when trying to face him head-on when his castle appears, instead of waiting for Mario and DK to come help her. Then she realizes she genuinely needs help and can't do everything by herself, and has to rely on Mario now.
      They'll get around the sexist implications by portraying it as a "student becomes stronger than his master" thing as well as a "power of friendship" one.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The movie looks okay, not great and all

    but like...

    ...where the videogames? is been years since Odyssey and even Mario Maker 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you hear, Odyssey was the last Mario game. The story is over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo has been extremely shit with releasing games on the Switch.
      >Nothing from Mario Kart team besides DLC from a mobile game
      >Nothing from 3D Mario team
      >ToTK is taking 6 years for an asset flip

      It’s Nintendo support studios and the Splatoon/AC guys that are keeping this thing afloat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno if Mario Kart 9 would even really add anything to the system
        Odyssey??? Bro???
        "TOTK is an asset flip" is Ganker shitposting, we already know it's a wee bit broader in scope than that from trailer stuff, whether you believe the leaks or not. They're never outraged in Majora's Mask threads for some reason and that game was a way bigger asset flip that started development the instant OOT's ended

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Majora’s Mask doesn’t reuse the same overworld you disingenuous c**t

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Stuff from that Nintendo gigaleak heavily implies it did reuse a beta Hyrule Field from early in OOT's development.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              wouldnt it be wild if the gigaleak was never supposed to be made public, and the development version was just using it temporarily because it already existed? that would be so nuts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                your line of thought is that they already somehow had the beta hyrule field hanging around so they used it until later in development when hyrule field got redesigned and then reused it again for majora's mask which we know for an absolute fact was very hastily made

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            neither does tears, shit's shifted around in old locations and there's new sky and subterranean environs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When Nintendo does well financially they always shit the bed with their games, is when they are desperate for money that they do good games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When they are doing badly they nearly drop support for their current console and focus on developing their new one. There is no winning with Nintendo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a load of bullshit. Nintendo released some of their worst rated games of all time between 2012-2016.
          The worst games on Switch are just Mediocre, not series ending dumpster fires like Star Fox Zero or Chibi Robo Zip Lash

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how big of a role will kamek have in the movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly fat bastart hypnotizes the princess into doing anything he wants
      based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bowser's horns turn into literal boners
      Jej

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the bet you autists can't tell the difference between Bubbles and Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Princess Peach

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can we post fat peach now?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    voice actress sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anya Taylor Joy is hot though, but yeah, the voice cast is pretty soulless sans Jack Black

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Only voice actor in the movie with soul is American.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think Charlie, Keegan and Kevin were good choices

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jack Black especially was 10/10 casting

            theres is quips in it though, not that is bad but don't lie now

            I specified Marvel quips, little or no "he's right behind me isn't he" crap in this one

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >>Jack Black especially was 10/10 casting
              Didn't mention him but yeah, he's the highlight for sure.

              I wish Charlie Day atleast gave it a higher pitch and or more rasp, I see Toads as damn near different species like Munchkin or Oompa Loompa so is kinda jarring to me, not a huge deal though, just not quite nailing it

              Agreed on Charlie but at least he nails Luigi's personality

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wish Charlie Day atleast gave it a higher pitch and or more rasp, I see Toads as damn near different species like Munchkin or Oompa Loompa so is kinda jarring to me, not a huge deal though, just not quite nailing it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm like 90% sure Day was chosen because of the Lego Movie and either Nintendo or Illumination didn't get he was chosen for that because Day provides the blandest white male protagonist voice possible

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK I said Day and meant Pratt

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pratt does show some decent emotional chops in that movie

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >They made Peach into a less crazy Lucy Wilde

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people STILL haven't realized that Peach will be kidnapped at the halfway point
    The salt will flow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What I expect to happen is Peach kicking Bowser's ass at the end and then he falls in love with her, setting the stage for the rest of the franchise

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >modern american made movie is woke shit

    i don't know what you expected

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Wario and Waluigi, no deal

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario fighting to save his bro instead of some b***h he just met makes more sense but that's just me.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is gonna be kino as frick and i'm not going to let you homosexuals make me think otherwise

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna watch it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why lie anon

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The movie looks fun don't know why lefties and rightoids have to make it their next battleground.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they just attention since no and their mothers doesn't give them enough

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally a smash move

    have you not played smash?

    also a playable character in SM2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats not the peach bomber, I thought that too from the image but the video is different

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to give you a long speech about how not to be petty, and give this movie a chance, but i literally shilled harry potter last month and it turned out to be one of the most woke diversity pushing games ever. And harry potter and this movie are both made by NBCUniversal so I'm going to probably say you're right and they're fricking with us.

        This movie might possible horrifically woke.

        Would not be surprised if the movie just stops and peach says "Black Lives Matter" in the middle of the film.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 2, the fake Mario game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played Smash.
      Peach does not have a divekick

      Captain Falcon has a divekick.
      Ganondorf has a divekick.
      Zero Suit Samus has a divekick.

      Peach does not have a divekick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literally a smash move
      No, she uses her ass in smash

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Peach and Game Peach are completely different people.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker pretends to like ebin girlbosses to own le chuds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peach has always been represented as bimbo in appearance, but not in personality. I like the opposite. I like them to be non-bimbo physically, but utterly ditsy and dumb. Anyway, Girlboss was a horrible movement and it probably ruined what could've been a fun movie based on an iconic game series

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fake Mario fan piss off

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lmao cry more, Mario.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you will watch the movie it is inevitable

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The last time I actually went to a movie theater I was still in high school, and that was over 15 years ago

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your life is your own, but I wouldn't flex something like that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why? Do you think going to concerts and sporting events is somehow less socially acceptable than going to movies? Should I go see the newest Marvel hit?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There are other movies, dude. You don't have to watch tentpole shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You MUST consoom movies otherwise you are a failure!
                You are an idiot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down lol.

                Don't get so triggered

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Movies aren't just giant screens, they're commonly social events with friends, families or dates. Granted, they're not the only ones, but it's a lower barrier of entry in terms of price give or take concession. All it tells me is that anon's social life must be difficult.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True, but also I took a girl out on a date to a movie and I regret it. Movies are one of the least social things you can do with someone, you're just staring at a screen with no interaction besides maybe an arm around her. I would consider ice skating or painting a "social event"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no moron you are making a fuss over nothing just watch it not cOnsUmE

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Putting funny letters is not an argument. Thank you for adding absolutely nothing to this discussion.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                saids the person having mental issue over a movie not showing political shit lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please quote me where I said any of that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                right here get btfo'd

                >You MUST consoom movies otherwise you are a failure!
                You are an idiot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nice quote, moron. Didn't say anything about mental issues or politics. Again, please quote me where I said anything political.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concussion

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're not making an argument, moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                exactly, is not my fault, yours meanwhile.

                You're still replying anon, still got 100 posts to go, keep wasting your time. Nothing is going to change.

                same bots who don't have proof and hating on a movie that doesn't contain their bullshit projections lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please quote me where I was "hating on" the Mario movie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I did quote where you said that and ya played koi

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then quote where I was hating on the Mario movie, because I'm actually excited to see it. Go on dumb reactionary, I'm waiting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't have proof of what moron? You're not making any sense.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                stop playing koi

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No seriously, what fricking proof? You're replying to multiple people saying different things and mentioning proof with no context. Do you have brain damage?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't even bother, this fricking moron doesn't care about Mario and is just baiting a response from anons. I'm remaking this thread where we can talk about Mario as soon as this one dies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't reply to anyone but you dipshit also you was the one saying you have proof

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You replied to 3 posts, and at least 2 different people. I didn't say shit about proof. But in your mind claiming they're all the same and "bots" makes you win the argument, whatever fricking argument you're making that is, because it's as clear as fricking mud.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                show me where I "supposedly" replied to three other posts I'll wait (:

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In the post where you sperged out about "proof" and accused us of being bots, is your memory that poor you can't remember?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I only see projection statements in your post hmm

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you just tell me what "proof" you want anon maybe I can give it you? Unless you enjoy being confusing of course.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                give it to you*
                ftfy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon in a shithole country things he can correct my English
                Funny, and also does nothing to help you get this "proof" you want. It was never about the "proof" was it Anon? I did suspect as much for a long time now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately we both know you will be back to get cross about anons falling their own bait, so you're not going to actualy leave, but thank you for making it clear that the last word dig really did pin you down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your confession shortlisted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Confession denied, blacklisted.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                confirmed*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its mostly bots.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how much this place is like reddit nowadays I'm convinced it's 100% real posters and mostly unironic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much 100% accurate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how much this place is like reddit nowadays I'm convinced it's 100% real posters and mostly unironic.

        Sadly yea, you can tell by all of the fricking Twitter screencap threads now.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The movie would instantly improve if Peach was replaced by Daisy in every scene, objectively speaking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but Bowser don't settle for no second rate princess of a backwater kingdom.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he going after Peach then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Soulless AI garbage
        Yawn,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Cringe fatso
          Yawn~

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AI is so based.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          10/10

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Lets spot all the freaky errors.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wdym?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What causes a woman to be shaped like this?
              Why does it seem like its only one percent of women per population? Why can't women look like this in vast numbers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have an after credit scene where Bowser invades Sarasaland and Daisy OHKOs him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This^

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >text in the background
          >shirt logo and shoulder emblem
          >hat emblem
          >earrings
          >her belt buckle
          >random diamond on her misshapen right hand
          >glassy left eye
          >didney land in the background to the left

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game Peach is a girly girl that's tough
    >Movie peach is a girly girl that's tough
    It's like I'm seeing two completely different people!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Movie Peach always has a dumb scowl (to the point where Peach dedicated twittergays sometimes complain about it), which is much rarer for Peach. Movie Peach always has a "determined" face when peach face is usually cute, bubbly and charming. Movie Peach's body language is completely different, and often lacks much of the feminine proper lady charm. Her voice is all botched, and how she speaks is completely alien from most game Peach (though this is not unique to movie Peach).

      Since when was Ganker made up of conservative suburban soccer moms? Peach literally does these types of moves in smash bros and mario and sonic olympics.

      lol you didn't read the thread (also she doesn't ever do a dive kick, so that's wrong, she does slide in Super Princess Peach though)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you want her to act like Lola Bunny in a movie where her Kingdom is under attack?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          literally Paper Mario TTYD

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The game where she's locked up in a bathroom and does nothing but talk to a computer for 90% of it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She also gets butt naked and sneaks around which definitely didn’t awaken anything in me as a kid!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Lola Bunny
          ?

          I want her to act and emote like Peach. Like she did in Super Princess Peach when she went to save all the Toads, Luigi and Mario. Or like in Super Mario 3D World when she dived headfirst to save the Sprixie Princesses, she was still Peachy. Or like in Mario + Rabbids. Fricking UBISOFT can get Peach right. Even in duress or in situations of danger Peach acts like Peach.

          I'm starting to think you don't actually know Peach. Do you not play Mario games?

          they are literally the same moron just say you hate having fun and getting mad at nothing

          stop your b***hing movie peach is the same as game version peach

          Why blatantly lie? Or do you lack media literacy?

          why are anons in thread pretending that any one working on the movie did any form of research on mario outside of "oh the plumber who rescues the princess?" not a single homosexual director or writer has read the comics and you are post hoc referencing them to justify their pozzed bullshit.

          Considering the amount of work they put into the animations and references, this is unlikely. They deliberately changed her character because you know why. It's not ignorance.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Keep twirling, Twirling Toward Freedom!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he would save so much energy if he just said
            >okay is a different take on Peach but I like it
            (I feel exactly this way about movie DK)

            these shills make such as fool of themselves saying HURR IS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY is funny

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            she literally does that in da beginning of the last previous trailers heck you haven't even watched the movie yet karen smfh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stop your b***hing movie peach is the same as game version peach

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ARE DOING THIS IN A CHILDRENS CARTOON I'M CLUTCHING MY PEARLS SO HARD

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I didn't expect to get this many replies. Thanks for the (You)'s, Ganker!
    Can we start posting fat peach now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anything is better than culture warriors fighting over Mario.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since when was Ganker made up of conservative suburban soccer moms? Peach literally does these types of moves in smash bros and mario and sonic olympics.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this actually sucks and I'm much less excited now.
    Also frick seth rogan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Pratt were terrible choices.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but le heckin prattman does like one squeak that kind of sounds like a bad martinet impression so that redeems him being total shit the rest of the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I've had my opinions filtered to me by Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      seth ruins everything he touches. I don't know why that fat fricking israelite keeps getting work

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >but she physically fights in spin offs which are about fighting so fighting is totally part of her character bro
    Do soiboys really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spin offs are all there is to go off of, it's not like Peach does anything in mainline Mario games.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    israeli goyslop

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, I'll do it myself. That means this thread might get taken down but that's the sacrifice I am willing to make.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to fricking nut
      >that belly fat

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Holy frick stop arguing, nobody cares about your homosexual culture war shit.
    In the meantime, more new footage came out a few minutes ago. Looks like a brand new Kong at 0:11. Ignore the delay.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    From almost all the ads i've seen this doesnt feel like Peach at all. She's way too serious and way too aggressive for anyone to buy into the idea this is the kind princess from the games

    Her personality is way closer to Daisy's then to the actual Princess Peach from the games. Either
    1. This is a deliberate GirlBoss attempt
    2. Peach presumably is this confident at the start, tries to 1v1 Bowser, gets utterly blown the frick out and resigns herself to a support role

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >female characters can't show ANY signs of agency without being labeled as a girl boss even though Peach and Mario clearly have an amicable relationship in the movie

      Isn't a defining trait of the 'girl boss' archtype treating the male lead like shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, you can have "I can do it on my own" without making the male incompetent. It's just easier for them to do it like that. The problem with Peach isn't with Peach having agency, it is that in the games, Peach has never been that type of character. Instead of making her just a competent ruler that doesn't have any battle experience and thus the reason for the prophecy and needing the Mario Bros. They want her to be a badass. It just makes it look weird that the Bros would even be needed in the first place. If she gets captured or defeated, it actually makes her look WORSE than if she had just remained a caring leader that doesn't fight. Which means that Peach has no chance of actually losing directly. They will make her opponent Kamek, while Mario takes on Bowser, which feels artificial and again calls into question why Mario is even there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >while Mario takes on Bowser, which feels artificial and again calls into question why Mario is even there.
          you answered your own hypothetical, mario is tougher and can take on bowser

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, I didn't. Mario can take on the entire army, but seemingly only because of Peach's training, otherwise he sucks shit. So why can't Peach, the one that trained him, do it? You have no idea of narrative structure.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >mario needs training this means he's unnecessary
              fricking idiot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Why didnt Dr Light defeat Dr Wahwee
              >Why didnt Jiraiya defeat Pain
              >Why didnt Peppy Hare defeat Andross
              >Why didnt Roshi defeat Piccolo
              >Why didnt Auron defeat Jecht
              >Why didnt Izumi defeat Father
              >Why didnt Doc defeat pro boxers

              This what you sound like

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's clearly can't do it on her own since she's the one helping Mario train.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Peach loses 1v1 to Bowser

      Literally not allowed in Hollywood, the rules are very clear on this. If Bowser weren't voiced at all it would be different, but losing to Jack Black is a red card, invocation of outdated tropes regarding female weakness compared to men.
      Bowser will either lose physically but cheat or (more likely) the two will never get a chance to fight.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario got the drip.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Red wings are not "drippy" they're high quality working boots. They're something an actual plumber from Brooklyn would be wearing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NY nintendo shop
      how long until they get stolen?

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are anons in thread pretending that any one working on the movie did any form of research on mario outside of "oh the plumber who rescues the princess?" not a single homosexual director or writer has read the comics and you are post hoc referencing them to justify their pozzed bullshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"oh the plumber who rescues the princess?"
      shit they didn't even get that part right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did any form on research on mario

      This movie has a shitload of attention to detail, the animation staff definitely plays more video games than Ganker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >go on Mario wiki page
        >let's reference this, the nerds will go wild
        >we're big Mario fans i always liked stomping.................... koopas

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          like fricking what?
          >MARIO DOES THE MOVE HE DOES IN THE GAME
          >HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE KONGS YOU GET WHEN YOU GOOGLE 'DONKEY KONG CHARACTERS' IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF ONE SHOT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i love this filename webm, one of the best ive seen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            surface level shit is not 'attention to detail'. if they were shoving in references to sidegames and shit you might have something resembling a point
            this is like clapping because they made mario's hat red, its the literal bare minium I would expect from the product

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what would you even consider under "sidegames and shit"?

              Just in this 1 and a half minute scene alone they make dozens of references to Mario 64, 3DWorld, Mario Maker, SMB3, Odyssey, SMW, Kart. Stuff you wouldnt even notice, unless you have actively played these games. are you mad because they havent referenced some obscure throwaway enemy from a Mario RPG yet?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also Chantrelle is a reference to an NPC in Paper Mario.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't. It is a coincidence, because they wanted a Mushroom reference that would sound funny. It is only a reference to Paper Mario if they actually show it is a reference to Paper Mario.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >basic level asset references, world just looks like modern mario level design from the recent games, medley of random copied music, really basic retro pixel joke that doesn't make any actual in-world sense
                yeah not really seeing anything actually substantial this shit looks straight out of a dorkly bit. again this is like freaking out because the background of a shot in the sonic movie had 'green hill' written on a sign

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you really only picked up on the most surface level references the rest went above your head. There is a lot more profund stuff you can find, again, things that the creators couldn't have come up with unless they'd have done more than the bare minimum of research. Thats what this discussion was originally about. You missed:
                >crazy cap store
                >maps with SMW overworld design
                >Marios running animation from from 3DWorld
                >fruits from yoshis island
                >Marios ledge grab from SM64
                >construction helmets from Mario Maker
                >Birds from 3D Land
                >Golden Mushrooms
                All this stuff spread out over only 1min 30sec. It would be more then impressive if they have done enough research to keep this pace going for 90min.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like fricking what?
        >MARIO DOES THE MOVE HE DOES IN THE GAME
        >HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE KONGS YOU GET WHEN YOU GOOGLE 'DONKEY KONG CHARACTERS' IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF ONE SHOT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are anonymous pretending to give a shit about how Peach is portrayed when she exists to be saved by Mario in 90% of the games and is just a cute face in the other 10%?

      You're just using this as an excuse to make a thread about culture wars, don't act like you give a shit about this movie or Mario.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest, Miyamoto was probably keeping production on a fairly tight leash which is the only reasons the Teen Tightens Go writers didn't do the damage they could and decided to throw in fringe elements like Mario Kart in the flick to pad things up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They actually shat on their own Teen Titans Go work in an interview for the Mario movie. They gave way more of a shit about Mario then they ever did about a 2003 DC cartoon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lip service, that's all it is.
          WB is a sinking ship, Nintendo is an empire. It's clear they're just trying to get more work with the winning team.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the website references foreman spike so you lost before you even started

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        good thing there's no other character in the mario universe named spike...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I failed to consider that i could be wrong because i am stupid, so here's an image mocking (you)
            wow u sure showed me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My dude
      These companies hire woke nerds as cover, assuming the woke nerds dont do it for free.
      >heh, I bet you can't even recite the lineage of Finrod Felagund
      >so who are you to disagree with my dissertation on how JRR always intended Galadriel to actually be a trans lesbian judo blackbelt?
      It's too late for gatekeeping, the territory has been occupied.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Jap devs finally get that long sought after movie in America
    >Cinema is a shambling corpse at this point

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are Mario fans suddenly acting like Sonic fans pretending everyone is supposed to go to Mario comics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because some dumb motherfrickers don't get that she's olive oyl to mario's popeye and her role is variable

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Daisy No Money.
    Simple as.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you will buy if she is in post credits or sequel don't lie anon

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >BOWSER IS COMING
    Jesus, I already know that. Can you say literally anything else!!!

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game Peach has never made this posture and alone it would be out of character since she simply does not emote like this. I'm drawing a blank even in the rare moments when she get's "serious" or "mad"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Close, but she's still got the lady posture, especially in how she raises her hand/left arm. Also lacks the massive scowl.

        Peach rarely crosses her arm, but Odyssey is also the game where she does it first I think? (Outside of maybe strikers)

        I've never played strikers, but maybe in there somewhere?

        Maybe in the old strikers yeah. Especially 1 and 2, they were WILD interpretations of Peach.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      samegay here, maybe one of the Rabbid games?

      Regardless, has movie Peach even made this expression yet? I think she got close in the coliseum when watching Mario get pummeled but outside of that I don't think so

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She does this Super Princess Peach pose

        [...]
        The game that was and still is being cried as sexist? The game that is probably one of Peach's most girly, feminine and cute portrayals in the entire Mario franchise? The one that she got her powers from emotions? The game with a cutesy, Yoshi's Island artstyle everywhere to really drive this home? The game where you can put together cute puzzles portraits? The game where on the bottom screen there's hearts and a cute peach staring back at you at all times?

        This is one of my favorite games. This game it the epitome of femininity. Why do so many morons constantly pretend to have played it? Why do even bigger morons try to compare it to the Mario Movie Peach when the two characterizations are NOTHING alike? If you had played it it'd make you hate Movie Peach characterization even more.

        [...]
        >>what is SMB2 USA
        What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
        >>what is Super Princess Peach
        fricking lol, see above
        >>what is 3D land
        3D World you dumbass. Do you even play games?
        >>what is Mario Party, Tennis, Golf, Soccer
        What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.
        >>what is the Smash Bros & Mario Kart series
        What do you mean? She was playable yeah. That's not the issue.

        In a poster

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AHHHHH you are right yes. She does do it in her poster. Good call. Facial expression is weird, but it's better than nothing.

          And yes her default stance is at least intact, so that's good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never played strikers, but maybe in there somewhere?

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna love watching Ganker have a meltdown if Zelda shows any kind of agency in the eventual LoZ movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine that, Zelda can have any type of story they can get away with because Zelda gets rebooted almost every game, but Mario on the other hand really can't because Mario universe doesn't change with every game as Zelda does.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >lesbian ZoC (Zelda of Color)
        They will take a mile

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no?! Zelda is a big-booty black woman in this game?! I sure do hate this! Please, Nintendo, don't do it!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well? I would.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but Mario on the other hand really can't because Mario universe doesn't change with every game

        We're not talking about the games, doofus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What games that are canon shows Zelda taking action like she does here? And before someone replies "ZOMG OP BTFO'D AGAIN!" I'm just asking a fricking question because I'm curious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ocarina of time, hyrule warriors, wind waker (up to a point), spirit tracks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I believe Hyrule Warriors is one of the few Zelda games that isn't canon. Also, does Zelda really fight as Sheik in OoT? I think she just teaches Link some shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            zelda doesn't actually care about canon as of breath of the wild, hyrule historia and all that no longer applies; nothing says hyrule warriors isn't canon, it's a game that plays fast and loose with canon as a self-crossover anyways
            >Also, does Zelda really fight as Sheik in OoT? I think she just teaches Link some shit.
            she gets her shit slapped trying to help with bongo-bongo but otherwise it's implied she's doing other things elsewhere and helps link when appropriate with magic songs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        do you consider shiek and zelda to be the same character

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they be? One's a chick and the other's a dude.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that hard to understand why would they want to make Peach look like a competent ruler in a format that places more importance in the story? In the games she can bake fricking cakes 24/7 and be completely impotent and defenceless for Bowser to kidnap and nobody gives a shit, but if you want a narrative with resemblance of stakes and world and characters making sense she can't be completely useless. She is supposedly leading a fricking kingdom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but if you want a narrative with resemblance of stakes and world and characters making sense
      It's a fricking Mario movie. Why do we need ANY of that except to please the manchildren on Ganker who obsess over the lore of Bluey well into their 30s?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really that hard to understand why would they want to make Peach look like a competent ruler in a format that places more importance in the story?
      But this is admitting that she IS characterized different in the Movie. Something anons have been arguing she isn't.
      >In the games she can bake fricking cakes 24/7 and be completely impotent and defenceless for Bowser to kidnap and nobody gives a shit
      Peach has shown that she can be competent while being Peach. Again the issue is characterization
      >but if you want a narrative with resemblance of stakes and world and characters making sense she can't be completely useless.
      People don't want her to be useless. They want her to ACT LIKE PEACH

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >People don't want her to be useless.

        Lots of anons clearly just want her to do nothing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it would be fine if she had her damsel role, since her interacting with Bowser would have been fun while she tried to escape. But it's not required. I'm of the belief that this movie didn't need a kidnapping plot at all and it's stupid they still did it even despite PEach being proactive

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They obviously have no idea how to give Mario motivation. They are mistakenly believing that Mario only saves Peach for his motivation. So they think "Well we can't remove Peach from being kidnapped, that would mean that Mario has no motivation. Unless" Then they switched who was kidnapped. "Obviously Mario would want to save his brother" and while this is true, it is terrible motivation for a Movie, especially for an "origin story" The reason that Mario was rescuing Peach in the first game, was because all of the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom were turned to bricks and Peach was the only one with the magic to return them to normal. It wasn't about only Peach, it was the entire Kingdom. Mario is a character that obviously loves Adventure, this is his primary motivation through almost all of the games. Saving the Princess isn't the goal, it's a by product. Mario helps because he wants to. This is why a better thing to do would have been Mario, who wants to have a fun time in the Mushroom Kingdom, isn't taking it seriously when Bowser makes himself a threat. Until it gets Luigi hurt. Now you avoid taking Luigi out of the narrative and giving him Peach's role, while still giving Mario better motivation and growth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leaders of Kingdoms don't need battle experience. They have other things that make them Kings and Queens. Peach could have easily been this type of ruler. Kind and respected because of her giving nature. The Mushroom Kingdom could have been a large exporter of goods to the other Kingdoms and Peach could have been a manipulator. She's a nice person, but knows that people think of her as weak and uses this expectation to her advantage. This obviously doesn't work on Bowser, who cares only about Power grabs than about helping his subjects. The current paradigm of girl characters is that they are just as reductive as the damsel in distress and they just don't seem to realize it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Peach is Olive Oyl, she'll do whatever the frick the plot needs her to do.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. She's cute and I would cum inside her while sending a picture to both Mario and Bowser.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will movie Peach even blow a kiss? This is a trademark of Peach btw. Have we even seen her wink?

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that shit was overdone when shrek did it in 2000.
    When was the last time we actually had a traditional, feminine depiction of a princess that needs help from a hero instead of a mary sue?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't do that in movies anymore. in fact mario is like the only piece of current media that still plays this trope straight

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people even trying to justify modern moronic Hollywood tropes like the "girlboss" bullshit that has never applied to Peach anyway? I mean, for frick sakes she doesn't even get kidnapped in the fricking movie and thats what she is the most known for in pop culture. It would be like making a Lara Croft movie where she doesn't raid any sort of tombs or do acrobatics. Hell, even fricking Ubisoft knew better than that and gave her girly weapons in their action game, I guess asking that level of restrain from fricking hollywood is just too much though.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lefties on twitter have long been over Chris Pratt being Mario
    >chuds still can’t get over the fact peach is not completely useless in the movie even though multiple games and spin offs have shown her being capable, even though Mario is still the hero at the end.
    I think I know who the sensitive side really is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I think I know who the sensitive side really is.
      Yeah it's people like you who still make these moronic comparisons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you’re still complaining and the SJW have long stopped. Most normies also don’t give a shit and will look at you like some spastic if you complain like this in a place that isn’t the den of schizophrenia this place is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the SJW have long stopped
          There's nothing from their perspective to complain about, they got their sjw marxist crap, they're sated
          >Most normies also don’t give a shit
          Who gives a shit what normalgays think? They'll like what they're told to like.
          >in a place that isn’t the den of schizophrenia this place is.
          Feel free to leave anytime Anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they’re sated
            What are you talking about you gigamoron. They wanted Chris Pratt replaced. But they realized it wasn’t that big of a deal and moved on. Notice how more people here make a fit about Peach not being slightly girly enough while it’s crickets for Charles Martinet getting replaced as Mario after being his voice for decades cause he isn’t Hollywood. You don’t give a shit cause youre a big Mario fan it’s cause you’re a culture war homosexual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The thread topic is specifically about Peach though, not Charles. I too am annoyed he isn't the voice for Mario, and that's my main reason I'm not watching the movie. I think the justification that it needs to be a Hollywood celebrity is dumb, it's THE voice of one of THE most iconic characters, how would that not sell?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The SJWs got what they want, why would they still complain?

          You really didn't think this through.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah bro, the only things SJWs actually really cared about was the voice of Mario (despite that being something EVERYONE hated) they magically don't mind if their identity politics is in this one movie or not, despite caring for every other movie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How about you read all the post moronic mouthbreather

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey what's a strong female animated character?"
    >"Uh...Mulan?"

    And so they make all of them into Mulan, for the desired audience response. Simple as that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What this post tells me is you probably watched Mulan but you didn't actually pay attention to anything in it.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peach Ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I literally can't tell where she stops and Toad begins.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario and Toad are screaming at angry monke while Peach s not

    no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Predictably

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >character has confidence and isn't part of the fish-out-of-water plot
      >Ganker will hate this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But toad....

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          isn't he more of a civilian?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>and isn't part of the fish-out-of-water plot
        She literally is one of the central characters of the fish out of water story.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          as in she's not the fish out of water here, dummy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite part of Mario movie was when Peach decapitated cyborg hitler for trans-rights while the old whitemen cried in a corner

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MARIO X PEACH ROMANCE WHEN

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick "girlboss" Peach's brains out....

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw far less outrage over Black people in the sonic movie than peach being a 'girlboss'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it wasn't completely soulless, cynically produced garbage?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bros before hoes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That ship had already sailed when they made it live action. But at least they got Sonic, Tails', Knuckles' and Robtonic's characters on point, so the movie becomes more redeemable. Frick the wedding scene to hell and back though.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Considering what we've seen of movie Peach so far, it's a miracle that she still treats Mario fairly well. Things could be so much worse all things considering.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bowser is cumming...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser is like if baragays, monster frickers and NTR fetishists latched onto Goofy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also frick dracula gay antechapel

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish OP's had the options to remove posts. I just want to talk about fricking Mario lore and the new movie.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The plot will conveniently shift into the traditional scenario where only the bros make it out but the rest are also kidnapped during the climax of the movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so. There's been plenty of fanservice shown off already but that would be the best of it

      also does anyone expect a post credit teaser? has any future movies been hinted at by shiggy or nintendo?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Three things are likely post credits
        >Rosalina
        >Wario (and maybe Daisy, since their origins are pretty similar)
        >Dry Bowser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Peach still somehow get's kidnapped despite how clearly competent she's been shown that would be even worse. To the point where I'd say feminists would be right to get mad at it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Mario's still the hero despite being a total fricking clumsy idiot pussy, apparently.

        What you have to realize is that this sort of thing is nothing new at all. Americans were raised on ugly fat moron husbands in sitcoms with their nagging wives. They were raised on Adam Sandler playing a hunchbacked middle aged mentally disabled man scoring the hot girl. This is just a continuation of that. There's no change here, it's just America.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to talk about video games with you gays? I just wanted a nice thread and you guys ruined it. Go frick yourselves. I'm remaking this thread as soon as it dies without Peach because apparently you guys just can't help but to talk about politics, or being hostile to each other. Goodbye, have fun arguing amongst yourselves about a movie made for children.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      see you in five minutes, crybaby

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that you lost the culture war. You do not deserve this thread, and you are exactly what's killing Ganker because I just wanted to talk about video game lore on the video games board. You spend all day arguing. What a sad fate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you lost the culture war
          Anyone who says this immediately outs themselves as a low IQ individual.
          >hah, you lost thje culture war, now we have degeneracy and decay everywhere, and everyone is super depressed as a result we're winning so much
          Okay? Um, have fun with that I guess. Ironic of course you say it's others killing Ganker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How hard is it to talk about video games you fricking braindead homosexual? VIDEO GAMES.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >wow nobody talks about video games
              >it's just politics, no video games
              >all you nazis never talk about video games
              >fricking scumbags, but we're beating you in the culturewars haha
              >always online, always arguing, you could talk about video games instead
              How about YOU talk about video games instead of arguing with these made up caricatures in your mind so you can win non existent arguments?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm already trying you fricking homosexual, I've been discussing Star Children, canonicity of Yoshi's Island DS, the impact of Sheik in OoT, the known appearances of Star Spirits and discussing Peach's canon combat in the Mario series. Now reply something interesting so we can discuss video games, or are you just going to be a fricking STUPID homosexual and reply with no video games? You braindead monkey.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >all these other posts about video games were totally me, I'm not just here to shit stir!
                You're super lucky there's no ids on Ganker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I said replying with something interesting to talk about. Reply with a fricking topic you want to talk about that isnt fricking politics so we can discuss. You aren't taking your own advice. Fricking homosexual. I can suggest some topics if you'd like.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This thread is mostly about the movie with questions about references to the game, that's what the OP made, but it was mostly movie focused, It was never going to be interesting, or game focused. it was always going to end this way.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am the OP. I was asking for what animation this was referencing. Almost every animation Mario does have a reference, so I was wondering if Peach does the same. I was expecting a few bumps from some politicsgays but not the entire thread. How hard is it to just talk about the games, or the movie game?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I was asking for what animation this was referencing.
                You would've been SO much better off phrasing the question that way. Saying "Has Peach ever done this in the games?" potentially comes off as a rhetorical question with the answer being (possibly) no and attention being moved towards the whole girl boss aspect of the movie. It's the kind of question someone who doesn't like how the movie might ask in a rhetorical way. Sorry OP, but you kinda got yourself to blame here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I do, but otherwise the thread would have died. Its really a double edged sword here. How else should I have made this thread while also getting people interested?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I would've started with the pic, asked "what animation this was referencing." then maybe talk about the other references and get the thread talking about references we know so far, so people would get talking about them and as new info comes out, people can add the references they have noticed. Thread would've still gone to shit anyway since the movie is politicised and people rightly aren't too happy with that, but it would've been less shit.

                Good luck with the next one, if you do a next one

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think I'll get an answer, the best response so far was the 4th reply, and maybe one or 2 smash bros posts. Gonna make a thread about the new Kong to hopefully drive these morons away.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, we won the real wars

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Talk about Mario you fricking moron. SUPER MARIO.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that specific individual helicopter is gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that the Taliban lost the culture war too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP blame the political alcoholics they started it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a thread that's partially about a movie anon, movies are even more heavily politicised than games, it was never going to end well.

      I still think Peach's combat would've been better if purely "magic" based since that would fit her character a lot better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude politics have so overwhelming taken over all media that it is impossible to talk about this stuff without bringing it up.

      Just the world we live in, now. Thanks Obama.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing stupid moron, you knew exactly what you were doing with this thread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >raided politics thread
        >DUDE YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!
        Be the change you want to be then.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is legitimately just Twitter trash. Ganker's sunk low

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      legitimately better than pedo threads with an irrelevant topic where no actual discussion was intended to take place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Frick every homosexual in this thread except the ones who wanted to actually talk about the movie or Mario series.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know there were people as autistic about how Mario characters are portrayed as Sonic fans are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sonic fans were mostly just mad that the white guy was married to a negress

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if it's woke, I care if it's boring as hell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why dont more people see it this way? I'm looking forward to seeing all the references they can put in because frankly mario and peach have always been the most boring part of any mario game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being woke is (usually) a tell-tale sign it will be boring though.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Peach so focused on if it's a Mario movie? Are there different TV spots for each character?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope its because they don't want to give too much away about how theyre going to portray mario. weve seen collectively like 5 minutes of this movie and people think they have the whole thing figured out.hell, we barely know shit about luigi either, the only thing we know is that he's still a coward, but at least that makes sense given they were thrust into a strange world

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The people who complain about Ganker talking about games, are all israeli.
    Jews like to play dumb and act like what they are doing is actually just normal, or some bullshit. And the curl up when you address their crimes to them.
    Ganker talking about politics in games cause the israelites to curl up because talking about politics in games confirms that the goyim know about the propaganda they're being force feed.
    You can also tell they are israeli because they love deflection. "Don't like Girlboss characters? But you didn't mind the manga having Peach be a badass" and "Stop talking about politics and talk about Mario OK?!?!" or something along those lines is a common deflection israeli people use.

    Do not fall for israeli tricks, Ganker. You'll be better off giving them the bird and continuing your business.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sure thirdie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hm...how do we fix this problem?
      >I know! I'll make this thread about...DA JOOS! That will make this thread about video games!
      I want to cave your head in. Be the change you want to see.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    last post

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario movie peach is good and not woke anyways gonna be in OP's next thread mf betrayed my after I was being nice to him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Barely legible schizo post.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        barely legal psycho response

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would LOVE to see you try. I dont know who you are but you will do NOTHING but bump my thread. I will fricking autistically ape out on your ass until my thread dies and I will just remake it again. I can do this all fricking day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        then apologize for lumping me with the trolls now they started it /:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Again, I don't know who you are, but if you wanted to talk about video games then I apologize.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thank you I accept your apology and btw I was just talking about imagining geno and mallow protecting rainbow road but ig mallow would instead be with his parents

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think I said Mallow was probably living with his parents he found at the end of the game, but I think a grown up Mallow could be cool to see as well. Maybe he'll get some rain or thunder powers, could be cool
              Also, if you wanna keep talking about this I made a new thread

              [...]

              , before this one dies

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you all throw these tantrums when you watched Peach be a take-charge strong woman in the Mario 3 and Mario World cartoons? Shit, in the former she saved the real world by herself while the bros and Toad were useless in one episode, and in another she had plans within plans for any contingency when Koopa tried to take over Paris.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, it's almost like...they have different characterization???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly! Movie Peach isn't Game Peach who isn't DiC Peach, so why spend years shitting and shrieking about it like you're being genocided?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So this Peach is the most well written character ever

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you incapable of discussing anything without putting words in others' mouths and strawmanning?

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another /misc/bait chud thread hits bump limit
    *le sigh*...

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >peach does things that are slightly non-canon
    >POZZED SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >DK does things that extremely non-canon
    >not even mentioned in the thread
    lol
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you telling me Dk has never had a fire form before? what!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thread is about Peach
      >wtf why is everyone only mentioning Peach

      Did you just ignore the cynicism of anons had when DK became Fire Donkey Kong? Did you just ignore how people have shat on that DK is just Seth Rogen? Lurk moar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DK isn't a woman, so what he does doesn't make me angry.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    NEW THREAD, MIGRATE
    And if you are here to discuss "girlboss Peach", please frick off.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT brownoids & pol/tards pissing and shitting their pants over Movie Peach.
    lol

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    Last call for migration! Keep it vidya and Mario autism related.

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