>"don't worry link, we're gonna save hyrule!" >gets link to help her ruin everything >"don't worry link, i'll give you your childhood back!" >fricking evaporates him from existence, dooms the future even harder than ganon did alone >splits the timeline >stops link from ever receiving credit for his deeds
OOT Zelda is one of the biggest frick-ups in the royal line. No wonder why Link ended up ditching her in favor of a fruitless search for Navi.
>listening to women >ever
Something I have learned the hard way: to not take advice from women. When they try to tell you what to do - IGNORE. IGNORE.
The only exception is very specialized women in higher education (surgeons etc). You may learn from them.
Otherwise do not let them make decisions for you.
It WILL frick you up.
Zelda is smart!
She definitely wiser.
>Is a dumbass
Proof?
>"don't worry link, we're gonna save hyrule!"
>gets link to help her ruin everything
>"don't worry link, i'll give you your childhood back!"
>fricking evaporates him from existence, dooms the future even harder than ganon did alone
>splits the timeline
>stops link from ever receiving credit for his deeds
OOT Zelda is one of the biggest frick-ups in the royal line. No wonder why Link ended up ditching her in favor of a fruitless search for Navi.
>Link ended up ditching her in favor of a fruitless search for Navi.
Wonder that cute blue fairy at?
>listening to women
>ever
Something I have learned the hard way: to not take advice from women. When they try to tell you what to do - IGNORE. IGNORE.
The only exception is very specialized women in higher education (surgeons etc). You may learn from them.
Otherwise do not let them make decisions for you.
It WILL frick you up.
frick off Smash secondaries
I agree you should leave and stay gone.
take a shower
No need. Your mom gives me a sponge bath every night lmao
>bathes with corpses
TAKE A SHOWER
I killed your mom btw
Wisdom is not Int
Why is Link such a dumb cuck simp? I thought he had the triforce of courage?
She's usually pretty smart. It's just when Link shows up and starts waving his dick around that she becomes airheaded.
Intelligence≠wisdom you fricking mongoloid. Go read a book or something before doing another absolute brain dead thread
being a dumbass still precludes you from wisdom you moron
You probably have a library somewhere near you aswell and yet you're dumb as shit, go figure
Sexy Zelda
Triforce of Sex