I had a thumb injury for two weeks from beating the everliving shit out of my B button trying to do one of the "don't get hit" challenge statues in DMC4.
i used to punch my head, my thighs, my keyboard, my desk and the drywall next to me. my girlfriend had to teach me how to patch up the drywall kek but i do that now instead of hitting myself basically if i put a hole in the wall now, which happens every now and then, i will usually patch it up a straight away.
probably for the best i live in american then. it went from a serious issue for me to really something that causes no harm. it's relaxing patching it up, she's happy, win win.
It baffles how freaks like you get girlfriends willing to put with that shit while my girlfriends are always selfish cunts with no interest in building a bond or mutually growing as people.
When I play any games with cars I tend to move my head when I turn because it makes me feel like I'm turning faster. I did that during a tense game of rocket league and I whacked my head off of a shelf when I turned. Now I've got a scar on the side of my forehead.
Yes I gave myself a 3rd degree burn in my thigh while playing Magicka 2 by somehow not noticing I had extinguished the cigarette I was holding into it, I did not feel a thing until I noticed a bulbous golfball sized boil while taking a piss
I have an (actual) RSI from playing osu!. I had to stop playing it. The fingers on my left hand still don't work as well as they should. I miss playing it a lot. It's what I get for alternating A and S every note.
I fractured my pinky finger after smashing my mouse in a fit of rage while playing Overwatch. I was also eating McDonalds at the time and spilt coke over my keyboard.
I got a strain after playing a lot of squeezer and H3 in splatoon once
I also got friction burn on my dick, like, a bad one, after discovering a kino e-boicon game. This has happened more than once, with different games.
I reassigned all the healing items to the main character before the final boss of what I think was Yakuza 4 if I'm not mistaken, but then the game forcefully switched characters before the fight
I got butt blasted so hard that I threw a tantrum on the chair, got a cramp in both my legs and slid on the floor.
I don't know what I have done to my thumb, but I just replayed TR1 and 2 and now I have to shake off my left thumb all the time, especially with tank controlled games.
When I played Fallout 4, the dogshit fov on pc was giving me a headache. When I looked at the options menu and saw that there was no fov slider, I realized they were so lazy that they wanted me to probably edit an INI myself, so I just refunded the game since it was shit anyway. Only time in my life a game has made me feel sick.
reminds me of the time i tried PPSSPP on the oculus quest 2 (which for context somehow has it to where the camera is unbound and moves with your head) and tried monster hunter portable 3rd
it was cool looking around yukumo in first person but as soon as i go into a hunt i feel like im about to throw the fuck up
only time ive ever gotten sick from a game besides the occasional headache from FOV moments
what? that sounds like bullshit
did you use a memory cheat to attach the game camera to the player model? that's the only way I can imagine this working.
im fucking serious its so god damn weird and i have no idea how they did it
the camera wasent attached to the player model but i could move it with both the normal way with a stick but i could also turn my head around and aim it
i felt like i was a drone or paparazzi following my guy around
Only game to make me dizzy at first sight was wolfenstein the old blood and I don't know why. Talking about legit motion sickness. I got used to it eventually but I almost dropped it at the first level.
There's a mashing QTE prompt in Killer is Dead during the first David fight that I simply couldn't manage on Hard difficulty, it was physically agony to try and do it and I felt like I'd have given myself a nasty injury mashing any harder. No idea why Grasshopper thought that was a good idea.
no
I think I gave myself RSI mashing flasks in Path of Exile
cut my dick off after plating celeste
Don't forget to play OneShot next so you can relieve yourself of those pesky testicles too
I had a thumb injury for two weeks from beating the everliving shit out of my B button trying to do one of the "don't get hit" challenge statues in DMC4.
i got cancer diagnoses after playing league so yeah
twisted my ankle playjng DDR
I had to be up every 4 hours for 2 weeks to imprint a Giga on ARK before they changed how breeding worked. That probably did some damage
i used to punch my head, my thighs, my keyboard, my desk and the drywall next to me. my girlfriend had to teach me how to patch up the drywall kek but i do that now instead of hitting myself basically if i put a hole in the wall now, which happens every now and then, i will usually patch it up a straight away.
>patch up the drywall
pussy american drywalls, if i tried this in germany i'd break my bones
probably for the best i live in american then. it went from a serious issue for me to really something that causes no harm. it's relaxing patching it up, she's happy, win win.
It baffles how freaks like you get girlfriends willing to put with that shit while my girlfriends are always selfish cunts with no interest in building a bond or mutually growing as people.
Women love violent retards. It gets them wet
They settle for women who hop on their dick instead of dating above their level and being shocked such relationships are a constant uphill battle.
bashed my pinkie real good playing super hot vr once
The loading screens on tenkaichi 3 used to rip the skin off of my thumbs
Got carpal tunnel from league, got tennis elbow from beat saber
I rubbed the skin off my thumb on the d-pad playing a minigame on Dead Rising 2. It actually is still visible after all these years.
"Grab the money" machine?
Yep.
When I play any games with cars I tend to move my head when I turn because it makes me feel like I'm turning faster. I did that during a tense game of rocket league and I whacked my head off of a shelf when I turned. Now I've got a scar on the side of my forehead.
Wearing out the skin of my thumb while using a N64 controller
Now that im in my late 20s i genuinely worry about carpel tunnel/hand injuries
Yes. I edged my dick sore, had to eat my cum, and then painful post orgasm jerking from playing virtual succubus.
I am fine now
Yeah, I hurt my pinky trying to hit the green and orange buttons at the same time playing guitar hero.
Yes I gave myself a 3rd degree burn in my thigh while playing Magicka 2 by somehow not noticing I had extinguished the cigarette I was holding into it, I did not feel a thing until I noticed a bulbous golfball sized boil while taking a piss
I have an (actual) RSI from playing osu!. I had to stop playing it. The fingers on my left hand still don't work as well as they should. I miss playing it a lot. It's what I get for alternating A and S every note.
I’ve accidentally dropped my controller on my balls multiple times
If I remember correctly, I think it happened the most with the Wii remote
I hurt my penis so bad it started swelling and spitting milk once
Barring bursting blood vessels in my eyes from not blinking, no.
I fractured my pinky finger after smashing my mouse in a fit of rage while playing Overwatch. I was also eating McDonalds at the time and spilt coke over my keyboard.
I have a lot "mini" idk if calling it scars, but you know there ha sbeen a cut regenerated there in my knuckles actually
I got a strain after playing a lot of squeezer and H3 in splatoon once
I also got friction burn on my dick, like, a bad one, after discovering a kino e-boicon game. This has happened more than once, with different games.
I bought Alan Wake and then like 8 years later I got hit by a car. I'll never forgive the developers.
Alan Wake can't do that but I'm pretty sure games like Saints Row reboot can
Tekken 7 on a controller gave me blisters
I reassigned all the healing items to the main character before the final boss of what I think was Yakuza 4 if I'm not mistaken, but then the game forcefully switched characters before the fight
I got butt blasted so hard that I threw a tantrum on the chair, got a cramp in both my legs and slid on the floor.
The game literally made me kneel
family guy is funny and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
...when it doesn't resort to gore or vomiting
I agree. Violence for the sake of violence is just distasteful.
Isn't it popular again with the zoomies after they found it?
Mario party 64
this
i couldn't masterbate for a whole week
Does jerking of till my dick hurt count?
My hands are pretty fucked up, not looking forward to my elderly years
Yeah on the krauser knife fight in re4 and same way playing dbz tenkaichi 3 agaisnt my old pal. i won the clash but at what cost.
Fighting games, MMOs, FPS all gave me wrist pain. I don't play on fight stick or keyboard any more because of it
I don't know what I have done to my thumb, but I just replayed TR1 and 2 and now I have to shake off my left thumb all the time, especially with tank controlled games.
Blackjacking to 99 thieving in RuneScape.
When I played Fallout 4, the dogshit fov on pc was giving me a headache. When I looked at the options menu and saw that there was no fov slider, I realized they were so lazy that they wanted me to probably edit an INI myself, so I just refunded the game since it was shit anyway. Only time in my life a game has made me feel sick.
reminds me of the time i tried PPSSPP on the oculus quest 2 (which for context somehow has it to where the camera is unbound and moves with your head) and tried monster hunter portable 3rd
it was cool looking around yukumo in first person but as soon as i go into a hunt i feel like im about to throw the fuck up
only time ive ever gotten sick from a game besides the occasional headache from FOV moments
what? that sounds like bullshit
did you use a memory cheat to attach the game camera to the player model? that's the only way I can imagine this working.
im fucking serious its so god damn weird and i have no idea how they did it
the camera wasent attached to the player model but i could move it with both the normal way with a stick but i could also turn my head around and aim it
i felt like i was a drone or paparazzi following my guy around
Only game to make me dizzy at first sight was wolfenstein the old blood and I don't know why. Talking about legit motion sickness. I got used to it eventually but I almost dropped it at the first level.
mario party 1 tug of war, and i know i'm not the only one
If migraines count, then yes. Aside from that, the worst I've ever gotten was a callus
i hit my funny bone once after a multiplayer match
There's a mashing QTE prompt in Killer is Dead during the first David fight that I simply couldn't manage on Hard difficulty, it was physically agony to try and do it and I felt like I'd have given myself a nasty injury mashing any harder. No idea why Grasshopper thought that was a good idea.
No, I'm not retarded.
The things I've done in minecraft to the US goverment cannot be stated out loud. Hello feds!
When I first started playing Splatoon with gyro on I would swing my entire arm because I play split joycons. Hit people and things multiple times.
I still never lost.
I sometimes get a charlie horse when playing action games. It fucking sucks.
Only long term.
Definitely have managed to hit myself in the nuts several times while playing games.
Forgot that i also have gotten some hand cramps while playing KI:U.
sometimes i accidentally sit on my own balls