Have you ever played a male (or male-presenting character) that rocked a battle speedo?

Have you ever played a male (or male-presenting character) that rocked a battle speedo /tg/?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would I ever play a male character? I'm here to play cute girls with guns and you can't stop me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >male-presenting this
      >female-presenting that
      Sorry fags, I only play mail-presenting characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based.
        All my characters are nonbinary cat ogres and xey hunt females to present as presents to xeir masters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't do cute girls in games, because I don't want to see them hurt or scared. She is my daughteru, and I will protect her smile at all costs.

      Which is why I usually end up playing the big strong tough fighter who has to protecc her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. But you can't stop me from excluding you or running all male games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no games.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never. Playing men is gay.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loincloth is the closest I've come. If we'd decided on a darksun campaign you bet I'd be max battle speedo though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sean

      Dark Sun is the most home-erotic setting I've ever seen art for.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nta but chill out dude it's a battle speedo thread

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, that way I get to imagine myself as having Adonis physique and how hot it would be to touch myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please go to /d/, /b/, or /trash/ if this topic is just going to be you text-fapping, OP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not, OP. Just using this oppurtunity to post my fetish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having a fetish makes you a degenerate who deserves to be drawn and quartered, or at least strung up. Healthy people don't have fetishes. Truly healthy people don't have sex at all, since sexual thoughts and activities are intrinsically immoral.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bold of you to talk about health when I can guarantee the heaviest thing you bench is dragging your fat gut out of bed in the morning.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, please do soon the proper containment boards going forwards, thanks OP.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing clothes at all
    What, are you scared of getting scarred?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2d20 Conan game

    Played a dude who only wore a red silk cape & those Indian guru speedos.

    I've also played characters who were straight up naked when it made sense, like a shapeshifter on WoD who couldn't transform his clothes so he was constantly naked, & running around with a fanny pack with flip-flops & a small pair of gym shorts

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would, but the other players in my group would give me too much shit for it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only ever as a lizardman. everyone else is nude.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no need for superfluous items to clutter your adventuring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any modern games which support playing in the style on the right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Sun? Conan D20?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I leave that savagery to the beasts.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao at the triggered janny
    YWNBAW janny, fucking seethe you gay

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it sort of comes with the set.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to but I'm a forever DM. I make them NPCs, they loved the husband wife battle couple in matching chainmail bikinis they ran into in the tournament arc that they recruited later to help storm a bandit's hideout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, is there any better feeling than having your players make use of the characters you'd introduced them to in a previous 'arc'? It really makes me feel like they're engaged with and interested in being a part of my world.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Uncle is mail presenting too he drives mail truck. Sometimes he gets death threats when mail is late, stay strong mail presenting is hard job

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >or male-presenting
    have a nice day

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >or male-presenting character

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no but my monk/wrestler is a wearing a skin tight leotard

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >or male-presenting character

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