Have you ever played a male (or male-presenting character) that rocked a battle speedo? Posted on May 18, 2023 by Anonymous Have you ever played a male (or male-presenting character) that rocked a battle speedo /tg/?
Why the fuck would I ever play a male character? I'm here to play cute girls with guns and you can't stop me.
Sorry fags, I only play mail-presenting characters
All my characters are nonbinary cat ogres and xey hunt females to present as presents to xeir masters.
I can't do cute girls in games, because I don't want to see them hurt or scared. She is my daughteru, and I will protect her smile at all costs.
Which is why I usually end up playing the big strong tough fighter who has to protecc her.
It's true. But you can't stop me from excluding you or running all male games.
You have no games.
Never. Playing men is gay.
Loincloth is the closest I've come. If we'd decided on a darksun campaign you bet I'd be max battle speedo though
Dark Sun is the most home-erotic setting I've ever seen art for.
Nta but chill out dude it's a battle speedo thread
Yes, that way I get to imagine myself as having Adonis physique and how hot it would be to touch myself
Please go to /d/, /b/, or /trash/ if this topic is just going to be you text-fapping, OP.
I am not, OP. Just using this oppurtunity to post my fetish
Having a fetish makes you a degenerate who deserves to be drawn and quartered, or at least strung up. Healthy people don't have fetishes. Truly healthy people don't have sex at all, since sexual thoughts and activities are intrinsically immoral.
Bold of you to talk about health when I can guarantee the heaviest thing you bench is dragging your fat gut out of bed in the morning.
Ok, please do soon the proper containment boards going forwards, thanks OP.
>wearing clothes at all
What, are you scared of getting scarred?
2d20 Conan game
Played a dude who only wore a red silk cape & those Indian guru speedos.
I've also played characters who were straight up naked when it made sense, like a shapeshifter on WoD who couldn't transform his clothes so he was constantly naked, & running around with a fanny pack with flip-flops & a small pair of gym shorts
I would, but the other players in my group would give me too much shit for it.
only ever as a lizardman. everyone else is nude.
no need for superfluous items to clutter your adventuring.
Are there any modern games which support playing in the style on the right?
Dark Sun? Conan D20?
No, I leave that savagery to the beasts.
Lmfao at the triggered janny
YWNBAW janny, fucking seethe you gay
I mean it sort of comes with the set.
I want to but I'm a forever DM. I make them NPCs, they loved the husband wife battle couple in matching chainmail bikinis they ran into in the tournament arc that they recruited later to help storm a bandit's hideout
Man, is there any better feeling than having your players make use of the characters you'd introduced them to in a previous 'arc'? It really makes me feel like they're engaged with and interested in being a part of my world.
My Uncle is mail presenting too he drives mail truck. Sometimes he gets death threats when mail is late, stay strong mail presenting is hard job
have a nice day
>or male-presenting character
no but my monk/wrestler is a wearing a skin tight leotard
>or male-presenting character