have you taken the joja pill? in the end it is the best way in stardew valley

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am Joja

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't finish my CC until I get apples in autumn now.
    It'd be quicker to take the joja pill at this point

    morris... I kneel...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy them from the gypsy, or take the bat pill next time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy them from the gypsy, or take the bat pill next time.

      there are people who don't go for the fruitbat cave?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like mushrooms, and i didn't get a single useful fruit before the community center was finished this time, so frick the bats. i ain't pickin them ever again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bats are so fricking slow compared to mushrooms, and 90% of the time it's shit like blackberries

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Works for me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now post how many ingame seasons you had to wait to get this cave

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >oh yeah, look at all this fruit covered in batshit and gnawed on by the bats who probably have rabies. Yum
            do batgays really?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are literally eating cave mold

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there's nothing wrong with mold. there's everything wrong with eating fruit covered in shit and bat saliva. you probably drink elephant poo coffee too

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you take a seat over there. That's right, right over there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to sit, I want to be sat on.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking sea jelly is pissing me the frick off.
    Can't progress the racoon quest because i need a fish smoker
    can't make a fish smoker because I need a sea jelly
    been frickin fishing every game day, all day, for multiple weeks, is this shit just busted???

    This game is supposed to be a relaxing little farm game, but every now and then these fricking insane RNG items just totally brick wall progression and make the game feel like trash to play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cave jelly has been my limiter on fish smokers cause there's no fricking reason to fish in caves fricking ever after u get the speciality fish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in what cave water you fish?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont remember the floor but its just a big pond room

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Try floor 100 (red water).
            Use a dressed spinner and regular bait for faster bites. You'll easily get the cave jelly within 1 day + heaps of trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FYI, the Wiki states there's a 5% chance for any given "trash" roll on Floor 100 of the mines to be replaced by Cave Jelly, and that the chance scales by an additional 5% for each Luck Buff you have active, not including daily luck. The given example was a total active buff of +5 Luck giving a 30% chance that you get a Cave Jelly instead of a Trash result.

        I'm just kind of assuming that's how it works globally, not just for Cave Jelly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a chest full of sea jelly and got a fish smoker from as a prize kek
      I get so much sea/river jelly I just eat it for energy now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wiki says more luck will influence the chance of jellies appearing. Also, you could trade any spare copies of israeliteels Of The Sea to the bookseller for 3 of a jelly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >issues riverCHADS will never have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cave jelly has been my limiter on fish smokers cause there's no fricking reason to fish in caves fricking ever after u get the speciality fish

      Unironic luck issue.
      I've sold several jellies because I only plan on making one smoker for the novelty.
      Went to the mines on a neutral day and my first catch of the mines on floor 20 was the jelly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Exhuma

      i got a sea jelly day 1 but i gave it to willy thinking he would appreciate it
      he hated it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro the ticket machine gives a smoker very early on how tf are you on raccoon but not have enough tickets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you even get tickets? I'm almost at the end of summer year 1 and only one single request awarded a ticket so far

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep doing quests and they eventually will give you tickets. It have some hidden progression quota or something similar.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you even get tickets? I'm almost at the end of summer year 1 and only one single request awarded a ticket so far

            It's every 3 board quests no matter what.
            Weekly special orders also give you one in a box next to the board once you unlock those

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was me but with the Cave Jelly. I had about 20 sea/river jelly in the chest but no cave jelly despite fishing in the caves for so long I had all those rare level specific fishes caught.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe try in the muddy waters where you find the ghost fish. That's deeper n the caves tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his was me but with the Cave Jelly.

        Fricking this.
        To anyone struggling with this, just eat lucky lunch, use baits + dressed spinner, and be patient.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    joja used to be slightly better than finishing CC, now it's just blatantly the better choice. being able to skip golden walnut grinding made sure of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can buy your walnuts regardless of which one you finish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can do it either way.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY ARE REAL

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good haul, made it to 301 before passing out. Lucky day, magic rock candy, and +1 luck from the goddess statue.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stab jojagays
    burn jojagays
    drown jojagays
    decapitate jojagays
    tear jojagays apart
    blow jojagays up
    grind jojagays into fertilizer
    use jojagays as pig feed
    bury jojagays alive
    slit throats of jojagays
    maul jojagays
    axe jojagays
    gun jojagays down
    inject jojagays with maple syrup
    drop jojagays out of plane
    curbstomp jojagays
    beat jojagays to death
    poison jojagays
    crucify jojagays
    fry jojagays at the saloon
    strangle jojagays
    run jojagays over
    crack skulls of jojagays
    hang jojagays
    boil jojagays
    electrocute jojagays
    throw jojagays under the train
    gas jojagays
    kill jojagays in the winter market submarine
    infect jojagays with plague
    crash test jojagays
    skin jojagays
    work jojagays to death
    waterboard jojagays
    quarter jojagays
    impale jojagays
    dismember jojagays
    starve jojagays to death
    break spines of jojagays
    feed jojagays to crows
    launch jojagays into open space
    kill jojagays with radiation sickness
    dissolve jojagays in acid
    dehydrate jojagays
    put jojagays into particle accelerator
    pour molten iridium into jojagays
    expose jojagays to 10G spin
    kill jojagays by sleep deprivation
    abort jojagays
    lock jojagays in refrigerators
    tie jojagays to jackhammers
    pulverize jojagays
    dissect jojagays
    staple jojagays to a cactus
    test experimental drugs on jojagays
    force jojagays to drink polluted river water
    put jojagays into pressure chambers
    extrude jojagays
    rearrange organs of jojagays
    inject jojagays with mix of bacteria and viruses
    remove half of the brain in jojagays
    throw jojagays into stampede
    tie jojagays to cars and drive at 60 mph
    insert hot soldering irons into jojagays buttholes
    bully jojagays into suicide
    lock jojagays in the sauna until they get cooked
    plunge bloodied jojagays into a sea of hungry cucumbers
    pitch jojagays against junimo cartels
    blow razor blades at jojagays with wind magic
    grow bamboo through jojagays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhh jojobros? our response??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't raise his own kid
      >cheated on his wife so hard her skin literally turned the same color as Caroline's hair
      >didn't even remarry Caroline instead of letting her marry the local cuck
      >too much of an insecure b***h to get his ink back from his ex-wife
      Wizard? More like Wiz-TARD.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did but I quickly lost interest halfway through the second year

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    R A R E

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >silver quality
      NGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got legend roe

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a sense the joja route has the most freedom. You can do whatever you want as long as you make any sort of money doing it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah, I always create my own empire and never cuck to joja

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my headcanon is still Grandpa being the CEO of Joja and this was a test to see if you can rise up and take his position

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A glimpse into the deranged mind of a jojagay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grandpa who's children became wagies has a summer farm as an escape whenever they want
        >sends his grandchild there right when Joja is expanding there
        nah, he's Bezos

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heheehe...I tricked Gus into making his giant omelet using only void eggs...that fool....hehe

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are the fricking coomer mods updated yet (especially the C team ones) I can't play this game anymore without them otherwise I get really bored and without a goal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only one that's still somewhat playable right now is jas but even she's pretty gimped.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is Downtown Zuzu mod? Did anyone try it?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Pierre's wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a Caroline romance mod updated to the latest version of the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a Caroline romance mod updated to the latest version of the game?

      >Update still wont let us date and marry the milfs
      Frick you ape let me get with the best girls already.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mastery choices are difficult, they all seem so good!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fishing > Mining > Farming > Foraging > combat
      Fight me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thinking

        Farm(k)ing > Mining > Combat > Foraging > Fishing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mining first for efficient forge and dwarf statue for more value from skull cavern
      Think I'll go Farming next for crackers coz I'm sheep maxxing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does the mastery room even work? I can't do shit. All my skills are level 10 but the bar at the bottom is not full, is that because I have no iridium upgrades and haven't made it to the ginger island to forge my shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well, fill the bar then

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you realize the next update of SVE was delayed because the modder is part of Ape's dev team now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think he is anymore. he's been throwing hissy fits over it some time ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          really? link?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you honestly think I keep links to every tantrum morons throw on the internet? It was in these threads some time ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ape's dev team
        ??? Ape works alone. Always has.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on beach farm.
    Should I become beachchad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can catch ocean fish and seaweed, and you'll get forage from the forest as well as the beach. Sprinklers don't work, but you will get supply crates every once in a while.
      Supply crates have a pretty good pool of items once you hit 2-3 upgrades to your farm house - you can get stuff like Banana Pudding, Mango Sticky Rice, Mega Bombs, a set of Wheat Flour/Oil/Sugar, Triple Shot Espresso, and more things. You usually get at least a couple of whatever item the crate picks from its item pool (though some of them may be single drops.)

      It was an interesting farm to play on, different from the usual. Don't pick it for your first, obviously, but I doubt you're that fresh to the game.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bundle requires 10 eggs
    I'm going to have to go through this with milk too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can stack stuff on each other in the CC? Haven't played in years, but my brain tells me it was like that.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can see the moon rise on the summit
    Pretty cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, that is pretty cool

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only need 150 more dust sprites for burglar
    >Go to mines
    >monster musk
    >Level 60
    >Down a single ladder
    >Fricking quarry mine with 10 skulls just sitting there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im currently trying to do the wizards ectoplasm quest and holy frick ive killed at least 20 ghosts and still no drop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think you're gonna appease the spirits by just winging it bro?
        frick that shit, you gotta put the work in

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Recettear mod still outdatd and in winter she is kicked out by Pierre.
    Modbros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pedoBlack folk BTFO by pierre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am sure they will be updated in time. SO either wait or stay on an old version like anyone else with 400 mods.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game so ugly
    it's really fun but it's so fricking ugly. the menus are ugly the dialogue boxes are ugly the mixels are ugly the unnecessary dithering is ugly the portraits are ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit man, even (you) are ugly.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzzpYPVyV70

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The distorted bit at 36 seconds or so on makes me think heavily of another game, but I'll be goddammed if I can remember exactly which one.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW TF DO I FIND GHOSTS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't those the floating green fricks down in the frozen area of the mine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just gotta hit the mines bro
      You can find them in sc too
      They spawn often on floors with mummies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elevator > floor 60 > floor 70 > floor 0 > repeat

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never marry her again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >modded playthrough
        have a nice day and then have a nice day again homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          😛

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh oh consolegay meltie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >willingly buy the inferior version of a product on inferior hardware
          >take out your tardrage on people who made more intelligent decisions than you
          Many such cases.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Candlekeep
        Heya!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you shoulda joined the army.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Morris
        What mod?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably looks like expanded, you can tell from the extra shit along the bottom and the npcs on them. It also turns him into an actual resident.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >from realistic tumblrfu to glamour sex doll
      Why'd he frick up all the designs?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys have any favorite mods? My old favorites were a whole set of ppja stuff that added more crops, trees, flowers, etc. There was also a separate but similar mod that added a bunch of ancient crops to go along with the fruit. Pic rel. Was really fun setting up this greenhouse
    Those mods are obsolete now, but the same creators are making a new and more concise set called "cornucopia" for 1.6. They have crops + trees and flowers done now and are working on artisan goods and others currently
    Hopefully the whole suite will be done by the next time I want to play, as currently I'm doing a mostly vanilla run, so I didn't want to deal with an added massive amount of crops and stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks pretty cool, I'll have to keep an eye out for that

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got it

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >invest a quarter million gold in a Big Shed full of Preserve Jars
    >constantly scrounging for shit to put in them because 90% of my crops are better Kegged
    I may be stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >preserve jars over kegs
      ARE you fricking stupid??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Products from Jars are worth more than Kegs for lower value items, anything from this list is better off in a Jar. Also you can put mushrooms in Jars now and they are basically completely passive due to the new logs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that list
          why arent you growing ancient fruit or starfruit (in summer) like a normal person?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not that anon, I'm just saying there is so merit to jars. Its not really worth buying the mats to make them beyond year one, but they are a good investment early on because of good returns on crops you have to grow and the low processing time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i use jars early too but filling a whole shed full of them is just dumb

              😛

              ur not slick bro, i see ur stardew valley transxtened mod

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you have enough passive fruit trees and shrooms to fill a shed of jars you might as well. Its very little time investment.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon is complaining that his crops are better kegged, and im simply stating that its been common knowledge for a very long time that its better to invest in kegs and grow wine fruits than to try to grow shit to process thru preserve jars

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he just fricked up.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The way crimson fish darts like a moronic spaz
    I'm starting to doubt the legitimacy of that one autist anon that savescummed to fish all legendary fish with challenge bait AND got the treasure chest for the bonus roes so he could have normal fish, smoked fish, roe and aged roe in an autism museum.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow you guys really love this game! Have you tried playing a good one? Like Rune Factory 4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting for a random event to occur so you can get married

      RF4 sucks, RF3 is much better with better waifus, farming, and events.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it? Always heard gameplay was worse

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of this from a single use of the iridium pan with the generous enchantment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      panbros...
      are we back..?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pan is legit now, im excited when I see a panning spot. I have gotten 5 Lucky Ring this playthrough when on my previous 4 playthroughs I have only ever gotten 1.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the canon ending

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no official tractor mod

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This Desert Festival is fricking me up. The buff food is too good not to take full advantage of. That means I need the iridium pickaxe before the 15th. So unlocking the bus 10th, skullcave 11th, turning in the pickaxe on the 12th? ConcernedApe really went mental on this one.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is about leaving your soulless corporate job to start a new life getting in touch with nature in that countryside
    >immediately get in bed with the exact same corporation you left and turn your grandfather's farm into just another soulless money making machine

    People like you play Undertale's genocide route and complain about the ending. Do you deliberately try to miss the point?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is targeted bait working? ive used 32 without a single hit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fishing in the right place? I got 9 catfish from using 10 catfish bait so it seemed to work really well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just reloaded, got 9 pieces of junk for 10 bait, then reloaded again. found a hot spot and got 6 tiger trout. so i guess i was just unlucky.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you frick the witch in that shitty stardew valley extended mod yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting knife-ears in your valley

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't the SDV dwarves mega racist against the void people, not the elves?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elves are supposed to be extinct.
          https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Elvish_Jewelry

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Inshallah, the void people shall follow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It could also imply that they just never died
            No death=no bones

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ya show me the bomes!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's like saying that tolkien dwarves are mega-racist against orks but not elves. Like, yeah, they hate orks, but they don't like elves either

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMPORTANT QUESTION:
    How much can you neglect animals while still have them produce?
    I want to:
    >Lock the animals inside for all seasons
    >Not pet them
    >Feed hay automatically
    >Collect produce with auto-grabber
    >Auto-petter (only if absolutly required)

    I'm concerned that the animals will stop producing, which is bad because they will still eat. The quality of the produce is irrelevent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to be petted. If the hearts go to 0 they won't produce. You need the autopetter for sure, if you just want to leave them and they produce by themselves. No idea why you want to lock them tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably going for the maximm soulless playthrough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AKA the joja playthough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ty. The reason I don't want to let them outside is because I want a configuration that requires the leat amount of space on the farm. I'll setup 1 deulux coop and experiment with it to see if I can get what I want.

        he's probably going for the maximm soulless playthrough

        AKA the joja playthough.

        Genuinly surprised by how much easier it is though. No more stressing about catching fish X in season Y with weather Z at time T.

        While we are here do you have any ideas for how I can make an area of the farm appear polluted/trashed/disused? Looking for trashy decoratives like old drums, tires, actual rubbish. I've setup a lava eel pond because the water turns red like a Chinese river so if there are any other fish that recolour the pond id like to know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I've setup a lava eel pond because the water turns red like a Chinese river so if there are any other fish that recolour the pond id like to know.
          i've seen a picture of a farm where the water was polluted by trash. It's probably some mod that shows what you can catch there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ty. The reason I don't want to let them outside is because I want a configuration that requires the leat amount of space on the farm. I'll setup 1 deulux coop and experiment with it to see if I can get what I want.

            [...]
            [...]
            Genuinly surprised by how much easier it is though. No more stressing about catching fish X in season Y with weather Z at time T.

            While we are here do you have any ideas for how I can make an area of the farm appear polluted/trashed/disused? Looking for trashy decoratives like old drums, tires, actual rubbish. I've setup a lava eel pond because the water turns red like a Chinese river so if there are any other fish that recolour the pond id like to know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if there are any other fish that recolour the pond id like to know.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >While we are here do you have any ideas for how I can make an area of the farm appear polluted/trashed/disused?
            Keep looting trash bins in the town, there's a small chance you can loot a Trash Catalog that lets you decorate your farm with all kinds of garbage, and being a Catalog none of the furnitures cost anything.

            [...]

            >I've setup a lava eel pond because the water turns red like a Chinese river so if there are any other fish that recolour the pond id like to know.
            i've seen a picture of a farm where the water was polluted by trash. It's probably some mod that shows what you can catch there.

            Ty,ty these are some great ideas. I have work to do.

            The biggest bottleneck now is constructing buildings. I wish the joja route let you use those two construction workers to build farm buildings so you can get them faster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >While we are here do you have any ideas for how I can make an area of the farm appear polluted/trashed/disused?
          Keep looting trash bins in the town, there's a small chance you can loot a Trash Catalog that lets you decorate your farm with all kinds of garbage, and being a Catalog none of the furnitures cost anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Genuinly surprised by how much easier it is though
          The whole point is that it's the easy, soulless path where you keep your head down and ignore all there is to the world to instead just wage away like a slave. You don't need to mess around with fish, or explore all there is to the valley. If it WASN'T easier or simpler, it would be dishonest. The point is that it's the easy path, but it's the worse path.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I intended to divorce Shane after siding with Joja but for some reason I can't do it, why am I being a moral gay in a video game.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay wise collecting specific items is more fun than grinding money
    Plot wise Joja did nothing wrong and Pierre is a manipulative villain

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would a stardew valley 2 be good?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friday 26th Winter Year 1
    CC done, been to the island but haven't really done much on it since I'm currently fricked for iridium, only 3 days of diving to find another 100 ore. Luckily today is an extremely unlucky day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice farm. I have frick all iridium ore. I went to the skull cave once and almost got slapped. I had to use a return to farm teleport scroll like a pussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flying serpents are a b***h until you get used to their completely fricked hit box

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just eat food, it literally stops time

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game enjoyable with controller?
    I only see people play kb+m

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried it with a controller, everything is ok except using tools
      If are ok with being a little slow controller works great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a PC fat so I am moronic at using the controller so with that in mind yes you can play the game with a controller just fine for the most part. Precise inputs though, this will slow you down a bit.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jew-ja

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zuzu City mod when?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caroline?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm befriending Morris, congratulating him on his promotion, agreeing with him on things, bla bla
    Only to make it hurt all the more when I make him lose his job and his new condo hahahahahaha

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >page 9

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no kiddie diddlers flooding the thread
      >thread put on autosage
      really makes you think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thia demonstrate is not because of Jasanon and mods discussion but the game itself is hated by jannies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing that Jasgays live rent free in your head like this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just a coincidence this has happened numerous times before, i'm sure

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It happens all the time no matter what is posted, you moronic homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post a jas so you can somehow even be more obvious than you already are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have none to post because I'm not whoever you think I am
                Why are you such a fricking schizo?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why are you standing up for pedos, pedo?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why are you calling out a shitposter
                No fricking clue, Sheryl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no kiddie diddlers flooding the thread
      >thread put on autosage
      really makes you think

      abib hates stardew

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me SO LONG to get this as the final book. At one point I got 4 farm totems in a row from the boxes. When I have the return scepter already.

    That blue fricker has a lot to answer for.

    Now it's just this raccoon shit that is dragging on forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick forgot the image

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah shit, here we go again

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