>He actually uses the vehicles and roads instead of walking.

>He actually uses the vehicles and roads instead of walking.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck doing 1000KG deliveries on foot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      two floating carriers hooked up can carry 1200KG

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure there were a lot of missions over 1.2 tons. I think the biggest one was 2.1 ton where you had to improvise somehow? Don't remember if I did it by abusing ziplines as if intended or something else, but you couldn't even do it in one truck delivery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's what the robot legs and hover boards are for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're implying anyone has a PS5.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cool. Where do you live? Asking for a friend.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              UK
              got one for MSRP from very.co.uk when they had a stock drop over the Summer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Great. On my way.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't care
    ambush mule camp
    loading up mule semi with all their shit to build my roads

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they removed the monster energy and ruined the game by doing so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no removing that disgusting sour shit made the game infinitely better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't sell preorder limited runs of their own energy drink
      missed opportunity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they censor the monster? What is it now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        monster probably didnt want to pay to keep the promotion in and its just bridges energy drink

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dont they know thats censorship? Anything changed in game is buzzword!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, I'm a Timefall Porter chad.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >using tools the game gives you is... LE BAD
    wow la creatividad, I kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game gives you tools to use on foot
      >makes them all irrelevant because there's no reason not to use trucks or ziplines

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you just power through the story and don’t do any of the side content until after you reach the mountains then yeah you have a point. But I 5* all the preppers before I got to the mountains so made use of a lot of the on foot gear they give you. And even then, some of the roads cost a frick tonne of materials so you’re going to be doing a lot of deliveries on foot anyway. And that’s not even considering the fact that you have to pretty much on foot/off road all the 1st deliveries you make to these preppers anyway since they’re not on the network so you can’t make use of the zip lines etc...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t.can't offroad with a truck
    Nothing beats doing the roads for likes and then using the optimal route cross country. Also play with a controller, having a trigger for variable boost speed is imperative.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >offroad motorbiking through the snow mountains

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >“Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds
          amazon fresh Monster delivered on time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats fricking moronic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            vidya phxics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game last week
    >roads already constructed by other players
    gg ez I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not how it works. It will only complete the construction of about 1/6 of the roads, if that. But you'd know that if you actually played the game.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boku no Pico

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was there before the roads were even finished, youre damn right im going to use them in my second playthrough

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well I spent a ton of time building them so I might as well.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >build the road all the way up to Mountain Knot City
    >it's longer and more dangerous than off-roading

    Bravo Kojima.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's a new road directly over the mountains from near the weather station that leads to mountain knot city in the director's cut

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I built 90% of the roads on my network on release week, so i both drove and walked intensively. Frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, dropping several more unnecessary gameplay hours into helping other people mindlessly cruise for the map or mayhaps even for our own future laziness.

      would i do it again? absolutely

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When does this game get good? Serious question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      immediately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [low roar]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get the generator to get the bike, then it really kicks into gear once you make it to the main map and start getting all sorts of gear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The part that sold me was reaching Port Knot.
      Absolute kino moment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you get to build ziplines. Then that's pretty much all that you do and once you finished it everything becomes really efficient and there's no reason to keep playing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's best in the 1st half but really drops the ball later on.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >driving everywhere

    You might as well just play Snowrunner. Actually if you liked Death Stranding you should play Snowrunner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a truck autist but i actually loved Death Stranding more because of the ambiance and all the good vibes the game gives you.
      It probably sounds homosexual as shit but this game helped me when i really felt like shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It probably sounds homosexual as shit but this game helped me when i really felt like shit.
        I find it a more interesting postapocalypse than most cases, more realistic even, because when I see at disasters like say Fukushima or Katrina I don't see people wearing rubber and spikes raping and killing, I see people isolating, running away, being scared, most of them are victims and is nice people acknowledging kindness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that sounds homosexual. It seems like the game has a lot of themes and perseverance in the face of hopelessness is a big one. I think Kojima himself would be glad to have read your post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seconding this. It doesn't sound homosexual. Kojima really meant what he said about this being a new genre of its own. It's an extremely comfy game where everything: the gameplay, sound design, themes, even down to the fricking voice acting, work together to make this game an experience

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >road costs are skyrocketing ever higher on the mountain knot city route
    >kojimbo starts speaking to suggest I walk there for my first delivery
    >truck back and forth from various stops along the road I already built hoovering up the material I need
    >kojima is getting progressively louder, now sam is saying he’s bored of driving
    >whenever I run out of materials I do one of the deliveries for them, and if I run out of those I just log off and come back a few days later
    >over 2/3rds done now; kojima has progressed to using telepathy to tell me to use the new shoes I got from that old lady and start walking
    >I ignore him and keep going
    >just before I deposit the final batch of ceramics to finish the road, my truck spontaneously explodes and cargo is scattered everywhere
    >sam is visibly joyful, exclaims how he can’t wait to start walking
    >jokes on him, because someone parked their motorbike on the side of the road
    >get up to mountain knot city and make the story delivery, now weeks late
    >immediately skip all the cutscenes
    >I can hear the dev team crying through my headset now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      das great mane

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Get robo legs
    >Get carriers
    >Hold L2+R2 and push forward
    >S ranks across the board
    WOW THIS GAME PLAY IS REVOLUTIONARY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you playing on normal son ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either didn't play or barely made it past Engineer.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I don't play Death Stranding at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So why did you post a pic of the average DS enjoyer?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I spent 20+ hours building my zipline network and I'm going to use them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this only interested in connecting murika
      let me build roads, ziplines, great american railway etc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was a train in DS and more landmass in general/oceans you could sail those huge catamarans across.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not giving up my S rank because you wanted to be fricking autistic, frick you. Your package is getting delivered in pristine condition with no timefall erosion, that case is gonna look so new it fricking GLEANS, and that's because I used ziplines, vehicles, and roads. Seethe, cope, dilate.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I play offline so no roads for me.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get game at pc launch
    >rush to saferoom
    >go back and make one right by that dropoff point in the first area
    >quit game for months
    >come back to nearly a million likes
    I thought things degraded, or is that only when im logged in?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only when you're logged in but because you built early you basically get all the resources used to build new roads as repairmaterials. Provided people keep building that road it will pretty much always be in good condition. I built all roads seemingly single-handedly on PS4 launch and I've never needed to repair them over the 600 hours of play I had.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I scrapped that save anyways to replay, i regret losing all them likes like a teenage girl that deletes a tweet that blew up.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't spend 10+ hours building and maintaining roads for his fellow porterbros
    I am disappointed anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He hasn't done both a playthrough efficiently expanding all the roads and making a zipline network AND a minimalist walking with cargo carriers with only the necessary cargo per delivery
      ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah bro, I load up on as much shit as I can carry to build stuff for my fellow porters. I just wanna lighten the load of the anons out there.
        and I will do it again once directors cut is out for PC

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why haven't i seen a witcher pasta of this

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