>he always takes a full female team when going on missions

>he always takes a full female team when going on missions
There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self inserting as a male protagonist and being surrounded by hot girls is the correct way to play video games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Neither

      also based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about self inserting as a hot woman and surrounding yourself with even more hot women?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a woman in real life, that's fine.
        If you're a guy, playing as a bitch makes you gay/chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was like you until i used Rex and Garrus, they are best bros.
      Women belong in base making sandwiches for the boys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon... his name is wrex... why don't you know your bros name, anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're going into combat, and you choose to bring women instead of hardened combat veterans who are also your bros? Bitches are for breeding at home, not for taking into combat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my bad, homo AND retarded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're just afraid of being emasculated by higher testosterone characters, and cope by bringing females to make yourself feel stronger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh testosterone bros
                flaming homo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Means little coming from a self-inserting coomer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >misusing the term Self insert
      that's how you spot the chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is your shepherd female? If so you're a chud. Sorry kid, I don't make the rules.

      You're not Shepard, you're just along for the ride. Fucking self inserters, man. By that extent, there's nothing wrong with playing FemShep.
      In fact it makes it better since she's nicer to look at, a better voice actor and adds one more to the harem.
      Unless you like generic military that was so popular in that era.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unless you like generic military that was so popular in that era.
        I played Femshep first but as a soldier so I got some of that too. Ashley is totally gameplay wise for the entire trilogy if you do that though, as Garrus and Wrex can handle everything in 1 and Kaidan is massively more useful in 3. Ashley in 3 can't do anything Vega and Garrus don't already do better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *totally useless gameplay wise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a better voice actor
        lol
        lmao even

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unless you like generic military that was so popular in that era
        Being generic in the 2010s makes it stand out in the 2020s. Nowadays it feels like devs are outright afraid of making the MC take the side of the law, so something like Mass Effect that's unapologetically pro-military and has you being an active member of it except in the worst game with a lot of its dialogue and NPCs filled with military jargon and missions/tactics/reports is refreshing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keyed af

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back discord chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back to discord morongay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont self insert at all when playing games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make male character to be literally me in the video game
      >make female character designed to be my personal 10/10 when I want to jack off
      >surround both with the hottest women I can find anyway, have never taken male followers unless I had to
      I'm starting to think my porn addiction is seeping into my game addiction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing Chad about self inserting
      It's peak virgin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is healing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The people who are against customizing to self insert suffer from incredibly bad self esteem, I believe.
        >Just play the default! Why would you ever want yourself in the game?
        Because...I'm awesome?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Default male shep has such a look to him that I can't bring myself to changing him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Just play the default! Why would you ever want yourself in the game?
          >Because...I'm awesome?
          holy FUCKING based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason I refuse to roll for any males in Genshin, and refuse to make any teams that aren't male MC + 3 cute girls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simp

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is your shepherd female? If so you're a chud. Sorry kid, I don't make the rules.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Femshep is the best girl though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the best at taking alien cock

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she takes krogan dick like it's black dick and she's op's mom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hnnnn I wish she had hairy pits~

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        built for Big Varren Cock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god DAMN - look at those delicious, smooth, sweaty pits
        pls post more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't use the hideous default face, sure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >removes freckles

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that would totally fix her ape like features.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        _____ ____, __ ____!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Custom Femshep is best, yes. Default femShepard looks fucking retarded and no amount of good voice work will make up for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Custom Femshep is best
          Nothing salvages femshep.
          But even then, there's nothing recognizable about a custom anyShep. It might as well be an extra from Call of Duty, for all we know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Femshep for the serious playthrough
      Maleshep for the Zap Brannagan playthrough

      Mark Meer's delivery is just too wooden to be anything but deadpan comedy until the third game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "if you play as a girl you're trans" is a psyop by reddit forums that like being able to tell people that them playing as a woman in video games is proof that they're trans somehow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's not something started by people susing out AGP, it's the brain child of TRAs looking to label everyone an egg.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play girls because I know I can't be a cute girl irl, no matter what.
        Just like I'll never be able to swing a ten ton sword at a dragon. Or drive a car at 300kmh

        If games don't let you enjoy escapism, they're not good games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mmh not really the way I do escapism.. but you do you Anon.

          pls dont cut your balls off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ynwbaw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Or drive a car at 300kmh
          That is at least semifeasible. You just need the money.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          300kmh is like 10mph. I drive double that in my subdivision.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If trannies can play as a female because they don't want to look at a man, then I can have a female only team so It won't have to look or listen to any other men.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, playing as a female character is what trannies do but playing as a male character with a party full of female characters is what alpha males do

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With the exception of my bro Garrus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garrus and Tali are the squadmates of choice for the discerning chad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Vin Shepard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's more Me Shepard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vin Diesel shitposts on 4chins

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I am Moot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO what the fuck is that Sheperd? Dude looks fucking like the words despair and insane.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reasonably close to my appearance, sans tattoos.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do you care about it looking like you? default shepard is handsome and better to look at

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Changing character names and appearances makes a screenshot uniquely mine. I could be John Shepard with default face, but then my shit looks generic. After I left high school, I learned that my differences from everyone else are what makes me magnetic. I don't like being the same.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop self loathing and forcing yourself to attach to not-you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a traitorous thief and an ex-cop spree shooter what a great team lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like bro4life and sexoooooooooo.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Making multiple posts as "not-yourself" doesn't sell me, Farquad.

          Picrel.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
    You're lucky the game isn't realistic.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garrus and Wrex until I had to put that moron down for getting above his station.

    I played all ME games with no romance offered to me because I was always 100% Renegade, 100% focused on the mission.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You truly are better off just letting Ashley kill Wrex during the first game, him being alive needlessly complicates a lot of stuff and may lead to unnecessary deaths. His own death is inevitable anyways.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't let that bitch Ashley do anything. I killed him when he got uppity about the genophage

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was that after you sabotaged it though? Because that forces you to kill Mordin for no reason.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >for no reason

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can save him and sabotage the genophage if you kill Wrex before (who you will have to kill eventually anyway).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, you convince him that Wreav is a troglodyte and Eve isn't alive to convince him. With Wrex it makes sense that Mordin is willing to die to try and save his dream.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about ME1, but yes I sabotaged it and lied of course

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I play this game? I dont use steam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pirate it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Ive head choices are somehow saved and moved over to ME2. How does that work?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That can be done regardless of the legitimacy of the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're better off pirating the original games because the remasters look worse and introduced more bugs; the only thing the latter has over the former is including all DLCs so as I said, pirate a repack of the originals so you get all DLCs and you'll have the ultimate experience
            >savefile transfer
            It's done offline, the games don't need to be legit. ME2 detects ME1 savefiles, ME3 detects ME2 savefiles. Have fun.

            Ok. Thank you very much Anons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this but the original not the demaster

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You talking about "Legendary" edition?
          Because previous to that they did a texture update.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont use steam.

      Why not? It's 2023

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're better off pirating the original games because the remasters look worse and introduced more bugs; the only thing the latter has over the former is including all DLCs so as I said, pirate a repack of the originals so you get all DLCs and you'll have the ultimate experience
      >savefile transfer
      It's done offline, the games don't need to be legit. ME2 detects ME1 savefiles, ME3 detects ME2 savefiles. Have fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To add to that, the remakes don't have a single player dlc because they lost the code for it or something like that. So going for the originals is the more complete experience.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one gave a shit about Pinnacle Station, nothing of value was lost

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter, the remake is objectively the incomplete experience.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *Remaster*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not only is that DLC shit but it was modded back in anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mods fixed it
          https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/832

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His the fuck can modders do something that bioware couldn't with their own game lmao, the actual state of that company.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >remasters look worse and introduce new bugs
        Fucking hate this shit, everytime it happens, also they always delist the original ones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EA actually didn't, the de-listing issue is more of a jap issue, 2k does it as well but they usually make it so buying the remaster gets you the original.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mods have, of course, made the 'remaster' versions a lot better. Not perfect but still better than what the shit EA pooped out;

        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/23
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/3
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/666
        Restored Pinnacle DLC:
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/832
        ALOT Textures/Lighting fixes:
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/363?tab=description
        FOV Fixes:
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/17
        Dynamic lighting fixes for ME1:
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1500
        Better audio for ME1:
        https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1560

        There's other mods but I think those are the main ones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the remasters look worse and introduced more bugs
        You are literally posting false information.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right looks better. Not sure if that's the remaster or not. But I also know HDR makes a huge difference if you play with it on.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Right looks better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The remaster is on the left, right?
                Right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I ...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont understand what makes you think top is superior.
                i prefer bottom, and it looks more like me2 and 3.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bitch they just toggled mat_fullbright on. It looks like shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remaster ChadShep says 'sup, bro.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry but i dont agree with you. looks like most people dont either.

                >aesthetic
                Zoomer detected. Got a flip phone yet?

                i disagree with all of your points

                Making multiple posts as "not-yourself" doesn't sell me, Farquad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope harder

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More like bro4life and sexoooooooooo.
                [...]
                Picrel.

                Also, what's $60?

                We've been at it a million times by now, Farquad.
                In fact, here. Buy the LE. It's better. Also, buy any and all upcoming Bioware products. Also, watch Dragon Age: Absolution on Netflix. Dragon Age: Dread Wolf will be the best Dragon Age yet. I can't wait to see what new quirky and quipy characters the next Mass Effect brings. Its MP can only get better, so don't forget to buy all the skins for your lootbox locked characters. Now watch as I suck Mike Gamble's cock.

                I'm tired of your shilling. Just go away.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. can't afford the hardware to play newer games, so calls them technically inferior to older ones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have a 5900X and a 6800XT, with 32gb of RAM.
                I don't care about system requirements.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what that means, do you? And you talk about system requirements. You poor fool.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >store brand CPU
                >store brand GPU
                >no memory
                I know exactly what it means.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop embarrassing yourself.
                Please.
                It's getting painful at this point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being poor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me how much those cost in 2020. Ballpark it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also, what's $60?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry but i dont agree with you. looks like most people dont either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i prefer bottom
                bet you do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you arguing that not being able to see makes a game look better? Every image on the right is universally more detailed and consistently lit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                autistic nitpicks
                [...]
                barely any difference

                i dont understand what makes you think top is superior.
                i prefer bottom, and it looks more like me2 and 3.

                >Remaster absolutely wrecks aesthetic and atmosphere
                >Anon claims its for the best
                Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. Now pay $60, goyim.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >aesthetic
                Zoomer detected. Got a flip phone yet?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i disagree with all of your points

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Right looks better

            autistic nitpicks

            barely any difference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good thing it's on Origin

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't because I'm not an overcompensating gay

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who did you side with in the catfight over Shepard's cock?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. No one forces me to choose when it's related to women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played 80/20 Paragon/Renegade and never knew this and Tali/Legion were supposed to be hard checks until I read it online. I just convinced them to get along then cuddled with Jack pre-Suicide Mission

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never knew this and Tali/Legion were supposed to be hard checks until I read it online
        same
        apparently just being reasonable is REALLY FUCKING HARD for a lot of people, which I find concerning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack obviously. Why would I pick anything other than the best girl?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jack looked better bald.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could have been a lot worse, or a lot better. I didn't hate the new hair but I didn't love it either.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2 with 7's hair

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like 7.

              Yeah I think 7 would have been the best outcome. But I wouldn't have minded the white dreads either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                White bitches with dreads are gross.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bitch i'm just stating fact. I'm sorry you have shit taste. But if you enjoy it, go with god, enjoy your weird nappy haired whores.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm just stating fact

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                genius

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jack was always destined to be bald in 2 because she's a walking talking Riddick reference

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i really like 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *cough* *cough*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The suit shitters are among us.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        Wouldn't nutting in any of her orifices kill her? Your jizz isn't dextro-based protein.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't nutting in any of her orifices kill her?
          that makes her even hotter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what do you get off on murder?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        The suit shitters are among us.

        chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she got her own game you know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be renegade vanguard
      >tell them both to shut the fuck up
      >they do
      Wasn't a problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sided with the superior genetics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sided with Jakob's sloppy seconds lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's how he got so ripped

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like 7.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >barren womb
        >"superior genetics"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Means you can fuck her raw without consequences.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shepard's DNA is too precious to humanity. He needs to sire offspring for the good of the species.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which is yet another reason to pick Jack. Far superior biotics and a working womb.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and serious bear-mommy instincts. Shes' scary in 3 when she's protecting her students.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have space travel, you can fuck raw without consequences either way. May as well go for alien booty instead of a human roastie if she can't even give you children.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't get me wrong, I love Tali, but this is the voice of Miranda, and she was my Season 7 waifu on Dexter.

              I tried to keep it balanced by rotating teammates every mission. But I had to redo 2's final mission because I took Grunt and That badass Old Merc, which somehow got Tali killed. Fucking bullshit.

              One thing I've learned about RPGs, tabletop included, is that they punish you for balancing. Go in one direction. I go complete offense and stick with a preferred party.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you mean varren womb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, all these characters seem cool, then they come with this my feelings therapy crap.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Harem mods with no consequence?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure, but if you take a very specific route you can fuck every single girl in all three games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot fuck both Ashley and Liara in 1.
        There's only one sex scenes in ME1: at the very end right before the final battle, where Shepard and his love interest embrace each other.
        If you've been romancing both Liara and Ashley prior, then both will approach you far before this scene triggers, demanding that you choose between them.
        3 is the same way if I remember correctly. It's only in 2 where you can fuck everyone (except the Virmire survivor)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's 2 sex scenes if you count the consort.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you kill your love interest, you can romance the one you missed in 3.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i went wrex and liara, wrex being cool overrode my coomer lust

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Default male Shepard with Garrus and Wrex, always.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Femshep
    >Garrus
    >Wrex
    This is the correct way to play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah if you're trans

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to keep it balanced by rotating teammates every mission. But I had to redo 2's final mission because I took Grunt and That badass Old Merc, which somehow got Tali killed. Fucking bullshit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember, do you have to take a full party in ME, can you play it solo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Full party. You can't deploy with 1 or 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must have a party

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only need liara to fill all the slots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bow chicka bow wow

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tali on first playthrough, Liara on subsequent ones.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not taking Garrus in every single mission

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually took who ever had lift or any biotics that set up biotic explosions. Vanguard charging is extra fun when things explode constantly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kaidan was broken with Reave

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help it man, Miranda is always an autopick for being ridiculously OP, Tali is great against Geth, Jack is great against Husks and Kasumi is great against everything else

    At least I get to bring Mordin and Jacob to Tuchanka

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw will never fuck her blue pussy while she sends orgasm waves directly to my brain

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Mass Effect I always took a krogan with me because their were ideal fighters.
    Don't even remember the rest of my party.
    I didn't pick any women because they were hideous.
    I had a party full of women in Drakensang though, made them undress in town, walking around in their panties for role playing purposes.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mfw I picked Liara on my first blind playthrough because they game pretty much railroaded me into fucking her, in ME2 I regretted not giving Tali the bedroom eyes but once I found out you cant breed Quarians I stuck with Liara with no regrets for the rest of the series.
    Imagine breeding dozens of Uber-Asari that will all live for a thousand years and preserve your legacy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >preserve your legacy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >once I found out you cant breed Quarians
        Not with that attitude.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you gave the wrong (You). I think it's possible to breed Quarians, if they can bring someone back from the dead then anything's possible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if they can bring someone back from the dead
            Please don't remind me about the one event that broke any verisimilitude the universe could've had

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is every race in Mass Effect so ugly ?

    on earth all kinds of species that arent even humanoid have beautiful features

    in space everyone is a reptile subhuman
    quite immersion breaking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were designed by bioware.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the blue tits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same

        God i wish asari were real....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can apply this critique to most scifi. Limitless potential for how aliens could look, and it’s either a human with a bumpy head, or a very gross lump of flesh. I guess the moment you add a unique alien that also looks very beautiful/cool, it stops seeming “realistic” or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bioware is full of scalies

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember there was a persona boss and basically his only attack was womanize which would with a 100% chance turn all female party members against you and it doesnt work on males. I guess thats the only game which punishes that kinda behaviour lol because if all of them are female you are basically getting demolished by your own girls and you cant even hit back

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to take this a step further in Starfield and have my entire ship crew be a stable of bitches. Just need a mod or 2 to slut up their uniforms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we get a fuckable fembot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely believe there will be a billion Starfield mods that will turn the game into Mass Effect ie ME armors, weapons, companions, NPC reskins etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I genuinely believe there will be a billion Starfield mods
        I genuinely believe that microsoft will ABSOLUTELY NOT allow proper modding, all you will have will be "creation club" lazy reskins of guns that you have to pay for
        Bethesda themselves even tried to stop people modding with Skyrim by removing the launcher with the "data files" option and implementing the creation club, and this was BEFORE they got bought out by one of the most powerful and controlling companies in the world

        I will be genuinely amazed if Starfield natively allows modding, and even if people develop workarounds through mod managers I think MS will try and stop them with some form of DRM

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bethesda games modding will never be stopped

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >70k+ mods for skyrim
            Fuck that's a lot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how many games does Nexus have that are published by Microsoft within the last 5 years?
            I'm going to hazard a guess that the answer is zero

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              From a quick Google search? State of Decay 2, Forza Horizon 4/5, Crackdown 3, Halo MCC/Infinite, Psychonauts 2, Grounded and others

            • 2 weeks ago
              sage

              From a quick Google search? State of Decay 2, Forza Horizon 4/5, Crackdown 3, Halo MCC/Infinite, Psychonauts 2, Grounded and others

              lol

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would sex with Jack be like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tali + Wrex always

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what fag self inserts, just enjoy the ride, and i enjoy the ride more with more females on screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He says as he uses both Wrex and Garrus on his team

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >replay mass effect
    >take Garrus and Tali every mission for all three games

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if they’re good or not (stats and synergy I mean)

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love that in binary domain one of the female characters calls you out for doing this and you can be upfront about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes there is. Who the fuck leaves Garrus at home?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time I played Mass Effect I didn't take him on missions. Disliked Turians from the mentions of the war.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's also nothing wrong with worshiping big blue cocks

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NONAME55 LIARA FUCKING A WOLF, DOG, VARREN, ANYTHING

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why has there never been any good on model porn with that cute faced liara

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look for the futa ones

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely disgusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the good ones are her getting fucked by some giant cock and her tits are the size of her head, which I consider canon.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone help me filter, so I never have to see Femshep again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds you of what you will never be?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I already am a man, thanks.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue futa cock

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not in ME since there's no build variety, tactics or thought put into the combat.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH FUCKING HELL I WANT TO FUCK. I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN MONTHS. PLZ I WANNA FUCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm literal better looky looky than most bio holes anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll never pass bro

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Liara such a fucking schizo in ME3? I regret romancing her. She treats you like you're just her friend. Even Jack and Miranda who barely have content have extra lines to make sure you know your cock is still theirs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liara's romance is shit in ME3 (her romance in general to me is really boring) even her romance scenes in the Citadel DLC is the worst compared to Tali or Garrus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame the writers. If you're in a romance with her she just treats you as "meh". If you aren't you can literally hear the thirst for Shepard in her voice every time she talks to him. It's jarring as fuck and the reason I took the Talipill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did I get saddled with the ugliest Asari in the galaxy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she has the biggest cock

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the most fun class? for ME2 and 3? I hear Vanguard a lot but on harder difficulties I assume charging straight into the enemy is a surefire way to get ganked.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Liara is the only option that can give Shepard kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure about that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh please nobody actually keeps her alive and even less people romance her past ME1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact, more people keep her alive than kaiden.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact: my penis thirsts for Tali.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best girl and best romance option

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You might be gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok chud

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Less than the clearly more powerful Intel and Nvidia options of the time, and less than 128GB of RAM.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and less than 128GB of RAM.
                Yeah.
                Let me just pull my quantum CPU while I'm at it.
                I'm not doing AI research for medicine. I'm not folding protein.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only daughters
      a cruel fate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not his kids and Ashley/Jack exist

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Garrus
    >Female
    Bro?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances Mass Effect 4 will be good with romanceble attractive women (asari and quarian included)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a footjob from Tali, bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >modern bioware
      >attractive characters
      Good one anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MEA had a white bitch with a big fat ass.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Quarian women arrive on Earth, looking for a Human husband for their pilgrimage.

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