>he does GM solo campaigns

>he does GM solo campaigns

You're missing out lads, it's fun as hell and you never really struggle as much with tard-wrangling players.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm inclined to agree, players are worst part of the hobby.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm writing a story and I'm seriously tempted to run parts of it as a solo campaign just because I want to use my tabletop shit again so bad...

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Covid has killed live play here. Zooms legitimately prefer to play online

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, of course I don't have an infinite table.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in a solo online game and it's fun but it's missing a lot. I got my start a few months ago doing it irl as GM and I prefer it though it's with some family members so i'm not as spergy and socially moronic as i'd be with strangers.

      Nothing beats physical books and dice and playing with people in meatspace.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he shitposts on /tg/ about how big of a no-game he is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I play every Friday and Saturday dumbo, what do you do other than suck down sperm?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically my best experience as a player so far has been in a game with no other players, just me and the DM.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >masturbation is totally better than actual sex bro, trust me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Felatio is the thing that gets me off mostly. veganal intercourse is nice, but I've never nutted during it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >how to say you're circumcised without saying you're circumcised

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nta, I'm uncircumsized and feel the same way. If you've never had a girl pull your forekin back and fourth with her mouth you're missing out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, he means a game with one GM and one player, not just one person at the table altogether.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what solo play means moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter. It's very clear that's what OP means unless you think that he sometimes has to tard wrangle himself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, if you "players" just stay there in missionary position waiting you to shove plotlines mechanically while denying anything more wild, "solo play" might be the better option...but the better one would be just finding some who really enjoys "rpgs"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure he means one-on-one games anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a solo game, it's a duet

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb wizard forgot to negate "does".
    You're right about players though. Anyone insisting they're necessary just wants a social event rather than a game.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RPG equivalent of saying you dont need a companion cause you can just jerk off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      solo playing is fun, dealing with lust is more like a physical need I need to satisfy to get back to stuff I wanna do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Showing that you get no games and no b***hes.
        Having a partner is more than just sex, tho you obviously only play with yourself in both contexts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >play solo
      >play groups
      you do know you can do both, frogtard (in the same way one can jerk off alone when in couple... you did have been in couple, right)
      both are fun in their own way, have different cons, and require different skills

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So…day-dreaming a fanfic and integrating dice into it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Which is exactly what you do when you play with a group as well, mr. norman the normaloid.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is a solo game just writing a novel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is a group game just collaborating on a novel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you're playing a game.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >/tg/ is too moronic to know what solo session is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >OP is still humiliated by the fact people laugh at him for sucking off his GM for exp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >exp
        Shit taste confirmed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As a GM that runs solo games, this is actually the main way my players level up.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just play a CRPG?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't group players play an MMO?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Careful, last time I posted about solo supremacy I got banned for a day.
    Of course, banning me still won't change the fact players are completely useless.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but without players who will join me in the traditional post-game halo 4 splitscreen match? and who will pay for the rooted beers and pizza? And, without players, pray tell, who shall I torture with bizzare animated films from decades past?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can do those things by themselves. I don't get these posts
      >But if I don't have my homies sleeping in my bed with me, who will join me in the traditional post-game halo 4 splitscreen match? and who will pay for the rooted beers and pizza? And, without players, pray tell, who shall I torture with bizzare animated films from decades past?

      moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >halo 4
      >Traditional

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think 10 years is long enough for something to become a tradition.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >10 years

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh friend if you think that's bad, halo 3 was 16 years ago. Halo 2? 19. The OG halo? 22 years ago - over 2 decades.

            DOOM, the original one? 30 years. It has been 30 years since the true advent of the FPS. That shit's almost as old as I am.

            And that's nothing compared to tabletop games, the first edition of DND came out 50 fricking years ago. That's right, this year is the 50th anniversary of Dungeons and Dragons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we also do the metal slug games if that helps.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tard-wrangling
    Railroading*

    Only failed authors whine about players. Watching them act moronic is the highlight of Gming.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you never really struggle as much with tard-wrangling players.
    I keep finding interesting systems that I'd love to play and frick around with, but I can barely get my friends to play a single game a week, let alone learn a new system. Even doing a one-shot is out of the question.

    I should really just cave and take the solo pill already.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently running a cyberpunk game (Using Modern Age system) for my friends on weekends while running a solo Traveller space trucker game for myself.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally role played a Warmaster campaign all on my own with my low-born mercenary company captain becoming a count elector through wits and battles and it was one of the best tabletop experiences I had.
    You play with other people, and an immersive wargame turns into RISK with more dumb rules.

    It's like one-man chess, but with a story.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think this could be smart for getting the feel of a system before running it for a group of players- I'm reading through Ironclaw2 right now and actually creating some characters and pitting them against each other is helping me far more than just rereading the book 50 times over.
    That said, anyone here tried it? There are a few things I'm still not sure of, like if you add your Species die to your natural weapons (I'm pretty sure you do) but then if you add your Species die to a Parry roll with natural weapons if you have the Brawling Fighter gift.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never thought of that, but that's a profound realization if I've ever had one. Reading the book more than once and committing portions of the rules to memory is always good before you run a new system, but you will remember it far more if you actually get a chance to play and experience the rules directly. Solo play as a method of learning a system has a lot of potential.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    based. i enjoy running my homebrew settings so much that ill run them purely for my biggest fan

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to try it sometime, i'm in one right now as a player online. It's been pretty cool. I want to try it irl with someone though, as GM.

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