He FRICKED her. He infected her womb with his beta male, pathetic ass virgin seed.
And you know what? SHE LOVED IT. SHE BEGGED FOR MORE. HE LITERALLY MADE HER INTO A MOTHER. THIS IS THE FACE OF THE MAN WHO WON IT ALL.
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Extremely based, making everyone seethe.
>Fricks a woman so hard her vocal cords feel it
LOL
i don't get it
New VA
You never will, dude.
AVAVAAAAAAAAAAHGO
Luka Chadgrave
So, now we can say
>The Stacy Bayonetta vs The Virgin Dante
Lgbtqwtfbbq sisters, we lost… the incels won AGAIN!
At least you can acknowledge that he's a pathetic, forgettable, and awful character. Kamiya's shitty self-insert because he just has to ruin the series with hetshit.
>"Luka is like an in-game representation of my own innocent hopes and dreams"
This bald fricking butthole.
Bayonetta belonged to Jeanne, but Kamiya just had to ruin it. I hope this game gets boycotted.
Nah Lukas cool, glad he got to smash umbra puss
just ordered a copy thanks
Luka is just Dante as a human.
its crappy discount spiderman he swings with a grappling hook and do crappy lines
seethe
>24 or 25yo
wait what bayonetta is oneshota game?
Lul wut
I'm only going to say this once, but Kamiya considers both Cereza and Dante to be his children so I doubt Luka is at all a self insert.
I'm sure. That's why he made Bayonetta straight.
He's a pathetic piece of shit. That's what Kamiya is.
>t. seething dyke
Please. As far as I know, I'm a regular dude. I just cannot stand this bullshit. It's clear that Cereza and Jeanne are gay, but Kamiya ruined it. He just had to betray his fans. Total piece of shit.
Cope
YuriBlack person, a couple hundred Twitter weirdos a fanbase makes not...
Ha, what? More than half of this fandom supports the ship. Surely you know this already. At the end of the day, hethomosexuals like you are in the minority.
This is the Bayonetta fandom, and you'll have to deal with it. It doesn't matter if you like it or not.
>He thinks half the fandom is composed of dykes and homosexuals.
No moron, as usual, your kind just screams the loudest.
Think? No, it's just a fact. I can't say I like them, but they're the vast majority.
Cope.
>using twittergays as proof
Yeah, that's where you'll find most of the fanbase.
>Yeah, that's where you'll find most of the fanbase
If it is then you should leave here and stay on twitter.
the vast majority of everything, every conceivable fanbase are straights, you fricking tard, it doesn't matter how 'other' you think your group is, the lowest common denominator still finds it's way to everything.
>I'm a regular dude
sure troony
>I'm a regular dude
a regular dude wouldn't have an issue with the most regular of outcomes.
>regular dude
>problem with heterosexuality, wants gay shit instead
suuuuure
But I don't have a problem with heterosexuality. I have a problem with Cereza fricking Luka. That's complete horseshit. I just won't stand for it.
Stop it, YuriBlack person.
Even resetera is saner than you...
I don't understand why people think Bayo x Jeanne is canon. Concept art is just doodles if it's not game, too.
What do you mean you "Won't stand for it"?
Game's already gone gold, sport. Short of killing Kamiya, which still won't unmake Bayo 3 nor stop more Bayo from being made with her still in a relationship with Luka, I think this is the part were you cope and move on. Or shitpost threads for the foreseeable future until you get bored and move on. Your choice.
>Willing to share that man meat?
>Why, my dear, I do believe that's a fantastic idea! A threesome it is!
Regular dudes don't endorse homossexuality
In the past, maybe. It's 2022, pal. Get with the times.
>muh current year
Lesbians make me hard but I still would ostracize them after watching them frick each other
>frick each other
*foreplay
>OMG I LOVE homosexualRY SO MUCH JUST STICK 10 MORE wienerS IN MY MOUTH
>I'm totally just a regular dude, bro
God I love seeing yurigays tears
Go jump from a bridge you fricking insufferable homosexual.
The absolute seething hatred the LGT+ community and “allies” have for Bisexuals is absolutely crazy to me.
Unless you’re in a MFF or MMF relationship, they absolutely despise you. It’s crazy.
It's proof that they're mentally ill, when the whole reason the LGBT movement exists in the first place is to normalize deviant sexual taste.
>It's clear that Cereza and Jeanne are gay
The vast majority of people are not gay. A huge amount of "gays" renounce and become straight.
You are out of touch with reality.
>Please. As far as I know, I'm a regular dude.
oh yeah sure
>lgbt apologist calling others people a piece of shit
your fetish is a mental illness and will never be normal
Mental illness? Oh, buddy, you're so incredibly wrong. It's the purest form of love. You'll just have to accept that sooner or later.
>purest form of love
Okay I’ll bite. By what metric and/or criteria?
I know the phrase pure love exists but how does one define it in this context?
>fantasy lesbian relationships are touted as being pure and beautiful
>the reality of lesbian relationships is record-breaking domestic violence and abuse
If it cannot procreate it's by definition impure.
Says who? Masculinity is naturally impure. Yuri is better since it lacks masculinity.
>"love"
>Doesn't create anything
It's not even love, it's just friendships that have sex.
Nice bait
A reminder to everyone that real homosexuals don't like yurishit. I'm happy for Bayo and Luka, also trannies and yuriBlack folk deserve the rope.
t. gay
>hetshit
cope and seethe
Why does he wear those abhorrent clothes, though?
Based Kamiya. Seethe /u/tard
>hetshit
subhuman.
Frick off /u/
Nobody like you
im assuming this is bait but if not, then go back to twitter
It's not just Kamiya's, it's my self-insert now too.
I love hack and slash games but I don't usually play games with female protagonist, specially because I think it's a waste when a heroine isn't fricked by anyone. Now that there's a character who I can relate to, I will buy three copies of the game, gift the other two to my friends.
yurigay FEARS a MAN
Yeah, fricking right. I just can't tolerate hethomosexualry bullshit.
get fricking wrecked homo
>Yurikeks lost to the self insert
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but he doesnt even look like kamiya. he has hair
if he was really kamiya he would tell bayonetta she was blocked and then never speak to her again
lgbt gays seething
>falling for the bait
>24 or 25 years of age
get the frick outta here with that he looks like he's 30
he was born in 77
troony.
KEK
kys /u/troony, keep seething forever
I will never understand this stupid obsession with trannies. As I said before, I'm not a troony. I simply appreciate love -- the purest form of love.
Kys yuricuck.
suck a fat one hetscum
The purest form of love is the love for reproduction purpose.
The purest form of love is love between two non-biological entities that lack any sexual or reproductive instincts. The cope about yuri being "purer" then het is just that, cope.
because only fricking trannies or troony-adjacent pussies give a shit that a character who was never a lesbian is, in fact, not a lesbian
I really, REALLY hope Gundam Witch owns yuricucks too. Your "MUH GAY XD" is so fricking annoying
And you're even worse, hetgay.
Lmao I bet you call people "antis" on twitter get fricked lol, you are mentally unwell
Piss off, threads are cringe as frick SHE IS SO GAY GAY GAY AAAH SO GAY XDD
>hetgay
Did you mean to say: normal person?
No, I really meant to say hetgay. Y'know, those obnoxious, insufferable pieces of shit who should all die.
The only people that should die are yuri obsessed gays and trannies.. like you.
You just described trannies, yurigays and yourself
frick off
This, the seething would be hilarious.
>MC or supporting MC dies
>they live off with a family as an act of moving on with life
Forbidden Love is kino
Just wait till they add a Tusk, the seethe will be sublime
wtf was this anime called?
i remember watching some episodes
They look like Jude and Milla.
Kamiya isn't the director of 3 though is he?
kamiya has the final say in everything bayonetta related and he creates the story
Well if so based Kamiya for blowing yurigays the frick out
They were delusional, there was never anything approaching the point of even light yuribait in bayonetta
He is the executive Director. Which means that while he isn't the one calling the shots on the team making the game, they still have to run everything by him and he gets to say when the project is complete and golden, so he definitely wrote off on Strider Luka and the Bayo romance stuff.
>he just has to ruin the series with hetshit
On how many levels of mental illness do you have to be to seethe at the reproductive act that's at the core of human relations as a species?
I liked him when I played the first game at like age 15, thought he was cool and shipped them together. I'm glad their obvious romantic story has finally concluded.
>hetshit
you will never be a woman
COPE
O
P
E
wtf i love kamiya now
>pure, virginal boy
Isn't Kamiya like 50 something? and he's STILL A VIRGIN?????
This is why no likes the sjw crowd and do not consider their points "criticism". Its a constant fight of good vs evil that you never wanted to participate in. If your not on their side your on the "evil" side and will get tagged as a bad person like getting called a bigot, etc.
>he just has to ruin the series with hetshit.
>hetshit
>aids spreader seething
KEK frick off homosexual
>hetshit
Seethe harder homosexual based kamiya kek
Dumb homosexual. What you gonna do? have a nice day?
Frick off with your hatred LMAO
heterosexual won again and you got nothing on our hands so frick off from here.
You talked about self-insert shit as if today children cartoons aren't full of gay lesbian propaganda made by self-insert leftards LMAO
Sauce
Look how she melts into him, how wet do you think she was when he finally claimed his due?
spoiler that shit homosexual
You expected restraint in thread where op is screaming spoilers from the rooftops??
>this kills the carpet muncher
at the end of the day, no girl can ever beat the dick
Anyone got the thread where this was first posted?
That specific image? Just look up through the archive
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/616194021/#616220971
yfw you realize Luka wins the Bayonetta bowl in every universe yurigays will never win.
That's it? This is what twittertards are sperging out about?
Apparently and it's glorious
Anon, you seem to forget how the Twittergays insisted for years that Bayonetta and Jeanne liked each other. This is Kamiya pissing in their face and taking a fat shit on their headcanon. It's glorious.
Gushing, as evidence in that pic
Who wins as the chad of Ganker 2022? Rex or Luka?
Luka because he's an actual character, despite having less screen time across three games than Rex had in one.
Luka did the impossible. He aimed for something clearly out of his league and still ended up winning.
Rex had it easy, since all 3 of his b***hes were into him.
Considering Bayonetta is not only higher value than Rex’s women but also played hard to get, I’d say Luka was better.
Quality over quantity
Rex is a cheap prostitute who got fricked in the ass by the entire XB2 cast, even grandpa. Luka is a gentleman, is cute, is a great dad, has a stable job, and is a loyal husbando. Never insult Luka this way again.
I'll give it to Luka.
Nintendo MCs are breeding lately.
Luka had to earn his prize, Rex's prostitutes just threw themselves at him.
No, it's worse than that. Rex actually earned his relationship with Pyra/Mythra, and rejected Nia in a comedic scene. Then in the next game it turns out that he fricked Nia anyway despite not being attracted to her.
He didnt reject her he was just moronic. Plus NG+ title screen. It wasnt out of nowhere to be in 3
>NG+ title screen
It is worth mentioning this was patched in after release
He never rejected Nia. He was literally in the middle of fighting for his life when she confessed to him, and he misinterpreted what she meant.
He literally tries to being it up to her later, and when you get to the endgame his greatest fear for Nia is that he’s been so focused on Pyra and Mythra that he’s hurt her. It was very clear they got together too, and the title screen just confirmed it, same with XBC3.
do you want to earn victory or have it handed trifold on a silverplatter
I'm gonna be contrarian and say rex honestly
Luka is still based though
Honestly I gotta admire Luka more, he wanted to win over an insanely powerful dommy mommy, way out of his league and he ended up winning, I respect his strength
Bayo is the harder catch but Rex got that triple kill.
Gotta give it to Rex, while i think Luka is cooler, managing to get the ultra rare harem end AND all of them pregnant is just too much.
They're both based in my heart.
Bayo and Pyra are both in my top 10 waifus, and I've got nothing but respect for the dudes who are getting to plow that on the regs.
Rex, it's not even close. Fricker said he loved all of them, and by the architect he meant it.
CHADka managed a huge catch, but the canon + onscreen pregnancy harem ending is rare enough that I'm giving it to Rex.
Luka
We all do
Rex, still. Any other answer is just being silly.
>crybaby anime progayonist twink who has magic girls throw themselves at him because he's 'nice'
>rough and tumble journalist who kept the pace with a world of demons and witchcraft despite being a regular-ass human, and over the course of multiple journeys grew into the man his soulmate needed him to be
You'd have to be silly in the head to not pick Luka. Now stop trying to hijack all the Bayonetta threads, you fricking Xenocucks.
Rex isn’t a crybaby, and his entire shtick is just being a completely normal guy in his world. That’s literally one of the biggest issues- he’s wielding a God Sword, but because he’s never been a Driver or learned anything about Blade fighting he can’t draw out the Aegis’s real power. He has to learn and to pick up everything he can as fast and as desperately as he can.
And none of the girls like him because he’s “nice.” He’s able to understand and accept Pyra and Mythra, and not fear them, and he’s able to protect Nia and give her a place to belong. His dream inspires them, and the fact that he doggedly remains part of the plot, even when he’s got nothing to do with the overarching story and is only being constantly hurt by it, proves his resolve to them.
That’s pretty similar to Luka in that he’s there because he wants to be, not because he has to be. Although obviously changes a bit with his daughter being part of the third game.
>a completely normal guy
he's a generic shounen character.
This doesn't hold water the way you think it does.
>Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat
He wasn't crying there though. And Rex experienced major setback defeat after major setback defeat you fricking idiot.
>And regardless, frick off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fricking shonenshitter.
Kiss my ass you whiny piece of garbage.
Keep your discussion to your fricking lane Black person. You shitters made Ganker unusable for weeks when your leaks dropped, and nowadays you all do nothing but dump waifushit and ecchi threads because you have legitimately nothing else to talk about regarding your games. Now you worthless cucks are trying to ride B3's coat-tails by trying to tangentially tack your character onto Luka in every fricking thread.
You're mentally ill but in a different way. First off when XB3 leaks dropped, it wasn't XB3 fans doing it. In case you didn't notice, XB2 was being shitposted for 6 years until the release of 3. Secondly, unless you're Hellena Taylor, Bayo isn't a $400 million franchise, Xenoblade sells more than it. Lastly, you're nothing but a worthless whiny piece of shit who is mad about something that never happened, so you need to go to a therapist now and get your moronic self sorted out.
>brings up sales out of fricking nowhere
Are you trying to imply that sales should corelate to number of shitty threads clogging up the catalog or something?
>sales out of fricking nowhere
>he mentioned Xenoblade riding Bayonetta's coattails
Sales are a decent and concrete measurement of popularity. Bayo doesn't even exceed Astral Chain numbers. You're delusional and you should stop posting right now.
Then where’s all the shitpost Mario threads I should be sifting through on the daily?
>Bayo doesn't even exceed Astral Chain numbers
moron
You know what I meant, homosexual.
He’s a normal guy without any special destiny, training, or powers. That’s the point, Rex is an everyman participating in a story far above him.
>Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat.
No, he showed that despite being a “hot blooded protagonist” he wasn’t a fricking moron. Him and his allies fought with everything they had, at full power, and lost. He was crushed by that defeat and then shot down the suggestion to instantly just go back and throw themselves at it again. Obviously, without a plan they would just lose again, and it would make things even worse for Pyra instead.
So he gets a plan, they find an ability that lets them have a chance, and he’s instantly and absolutely ready to throw himself into the whirlwind again.
>And regardless, frick off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fricking shonenshitter.
You’re the one who keeps bringing him up, lol. Stop seething about him with random hottakes you’ve obviously collected third hand and nobody’s going to keep talking about him.
>Rex isn’t a crybaby
Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat . And regardless, frick off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fricking shonenshitter.
Based
>muh normal guy, muh gud boy
Shut the frick up lmao
Luca tamed the dom queen of vidja. Rex already had those b***hes slobbering over him before the end of act 1
Rex impregnated 3 girls and Luka got THE Bayonetta. I dunno I might have to give it to Rex but on a personal level I gotta give it to Luka that is no easy feat.
Rex easily
I mean Bayo wasn't even gay. It was never implied. She said multiple times she was interested in having babies. While Lukas have lot of interest in bayo since the beginning, so the relationship isn't out of the blue.
Rex was much more unexpected. It's wild for a Nintendo game to go for the harmed ending.
Honestly I only thinkGanker cares about Luka/Bayo because some homosexuals are mad and that's it
Noah won even harder than Rex
Especially since the ending implies he can now hook up with Mio all the way since childhood so Rex will become a grandfather really soon
That's more of another win for Rex since it's his daughter who fixed Noah
>Rex will become a grandfather really soon
Mio isn't Rex's daughter though. He's like her great-great-great grandfather or something due to him and the others dying ages prior.
moron, Mio was born before Aionios.
Anon, if she were Nia and Rex's kid it would have come up when you meet Nia. It didn't.
>Didn't play Nia's ascension quest
It hints Mio is her direct descendant, that's it. Seriously, it was already clear she was related to her in some fashion but she isn't her daughter.
>Mio was born 10 years more or less before the worlds merged
>Lines up with the picture since Tora is still rather young when building Origin
>Nia says that she'll see everyone soon in the ending
Use your brains
Also, the day the worlds merge is Melia's anniversary. She was 88 in 1, so if it's 12 years after 1 and 2, she'd turn 100 on that day, which would be a day to celebrate.
Not him but if that's the case why did Mio never bring it up when you meet Nia? I haven't played it yet, but I'm curious because it sounds like a plot hole.
Mio we play as is a reincarnation of the original Mio without any of her memories pre-Aionios. Just like Noah doesn't have memories of being a simple boy living in Colony 9.
So technically the other anon was right. The Mio you play as isn't Nia and Rex's daughter, but is a reincarnation of her in the merged world.
The point of Origin is to recreate everyone as they were before the worlds canceled each other. Z used that function for another purpose, but at the end of the day they are all still the same person, just without any memory.
So he was right, but also wrong.
No, because any way you look at it, Rex isn't her great-great-great grandfather
I mean, if she's the latest in a series of reincarnations.. technically I guess you could swing it that way, as dumb as it sounds.
It's more like the same person with amnesia because it's the same "soul" from Origin.
Which is why when Aionios gets undone Noah hears a tune he taught Mio and disappears with an "i fricking won at life" grin on his face as he got latent memories from his time on Aionios awakened back in him just like it happened with Mio likely secons prior to that.
>why did Mio never bring it up when you meet Nia
You might want to play the game, because this Mio in the main game is her latest reincarnation within the child soldier cycle of Aionios (which has been going on for 1000 years after the worlds merged), she has no memories of her "original" self
>Tora is still alive and very young when the Origin is being constructed
>Nia states she will see Rex very soon when reboot begins
>there's a concept art of e-girl Mio
>the game begins with Melia's seitansai which is most likely her 100th birthday, 12 years after 1/2
This kills your moronic headcanons
Nia literally implies it with a power of a nuclear bomb and gets interrupted right before blurting it out
Tora was still young when Origin was constructed
Rex is absolutely alive outside Aionios and still young too
>Somehow finessing a harem end with all three prgnant
vs
>Breaking in the queen dommy mommy of vidya and breeding her
Both are impressive, and for anything less than Bayo herself I'd give it to Rex, but Luka somehow managing to reel in the biggest dom in vidya women is simply too much.
Rex, he fricked two luka didnt frick jeanne
>Two
Three
Rex because polygamy ending is rare in a mainstream video game outside of eroge.
I will literally never give a shit about Rex but it was nice to see that Nia won and Morag and Brighid are doing fine.
>https://soundcloud.com/720-p-business/unnamed-ballad-from-bayonetta-3
Thread and LukaxBayo theme!
sorry trannies, in real life the horny moron gets the girl
Bayo is ugly but I'm glad /ourboy/ made it
>614 years old
>eggs still fertile
611*
By the time women hit puberty they have about 400,000 eggs left in their ovaries.
Assuming she started ovulating at 12, that's 602 years of ovulation. or 7,224.
Now if we factor in a leader reason for why so many of a woman's eggs start dropping off is due more in part to age and the eggs dying rapidly after reaching full sexual maturity, we can assume a few things here.
Bayonetta doesn't physically age, so we can assume her eggs are rapidly dying off compared to a normal human woman.
Furthermore, we can assume that she wasn't ovulating at all while she was sealed away for 500 years as she mostly existed frozen in time. So really, Bayonetta has only been ovulating for about 102 years.
And across those 102 years of ovulation, she's likely been ovulating as if she had the healthy young womb of a woman in her teens or at most early 20's. And then of course there's always the possibility that Bayonetta can simply magic up some new eggs whenever she wants because frick biology she's a witch.
Basically, a wizard did it.
Gotta love math autism
>actual autism just to say frick all at the end
this is why no women will ever touch you anon
>Rexgays getting absolutely laid into outside of their coomer safety threads
Absolutely eclipsed by Luka's true chad energy
>This is the new Rex posting
At least it's with one girl and a likable character.
so what's the spoiler about 3's story?
The thing everything was betting on being the thing was the thing
So does she go naked like Bayo does or no since she's a witch too?
I'm pretty sure her clothes are actually clothes, unlike Bayo's hair-suit.
Why did Kamiya makes his own Nero?
In another alternative reality Bayo is Nero's mother
>make ugly, troony Nero
>call it a "cool character"
who designed this thing
luka creampied bayo
The backbone of the whole story is LukaxBayo. Luka is now a techno-werewolf gigachad and he and bayonetta beat the final boss with an assist from their alternate reality daughter. They also kiss on screen and get together.
Thus Westoid reviewers had a meltdown.
The kiss in question.
That's the first one.
The power of love power up before they make the big bad their b***h.
Apparently they kiss again in the ending with Viola looking at them like pic related.
Poor Jeanne
>THIS is why i read a review today that said the last quarter of the game butchers bayonetta's character
how? because she's not a raging lesbo or not attracted to anyone at all? because she and luka get together in an alternate reality?
There's is hard implication that Bayo and Luka are a multiversal constant and destined for each other, and them finally getting out with it is necessary to avoid a BAD END.
There's an entire ending song about it lmao.
that's pretty kino, he always said he'd continue chasing her
I'm loving this story more and more. No escape for yurigays
Yurigays won Gundam but lost Bayo, If only SK got unfricked would be glorious.
>techno-werewolf gigachad
what.
Luka was transformed into a werewolf called Strider by singularity
okay, that's kinda neat.
He and Bayo 2v1 the big bad, I shit you not. Fricking Luka lmao!
And apparently his strider for becomes a super sikret summon for Bayo in gameplay.
I fricking love battle couple stuff so that is the best possible news I could’ve ever gotten though I really wish Luka could’ve been his own playable character because Strider looks like a beast
I could see wolf Luka being added post-launch, like how DMC5 got Vergil's mode later.
>white women and dog
name a more iconic duo... I'll wait.
that's not what I meant, does bayonetta live in the end?
Like with Xenoblade 3, Nintendo is just reminding everyone to have sex.
>HE LITERALLY MADE HER INTO A MOTHER
i don't believe you unless you have pics of her pregnant
Viola is their kid from the future
>end of 1
>brings her a bunch of rosemary to ward off evil
>end of 3
>evil seething cause bayo is het
Luka knew what he was doing. Playing that game from the very beginning.
Bayonetta is a good Christian woman idk why anything thought she wouldnt have a baby.
Anon
She has been waging a personal war against Heaven.
I don't think that counts as Christian.
You can love Jesus and hate all the angels and other bullshit. I know I do.
Well, Jesus DOES have a pretty damn good musical...
That's being Gnostic, anon.
I thought in this universe there were no christians or things like that
Rodin literally starts the second game dressed as Santa Claus.
And confetti appears in the first cinematic when he does a home run
It's just fun stuff
this is putting me in mind of how tumblr always has complete meltdowns whenever big name shonen anime end and the MC gets with the main girl instead of being gay with his rival.
This is honestly better.
Because deep down they KNOW the MCs of those shonen anime are going to end up with the main girl or the closest proximity.
But Bayonetta? They actually deluded themselves into thinking a game about a sexy witch who fights angels and demons by getting naked and pole dances in both of her end credits sequences was tailored for them and not heterosexuals who don't shy away from camp and B-movie acting.
I know at least one Rukia cosplayer burned a bunch of Bleach volumes after seeing the ending.
With good reason, it was bullshit Rukia wasnt the final girl
I can't wait for MHA to end this spring, the fujos for that series are going to be going mental.
>BnHA
>Ending on spring
Summer at the very least.
Fujos know that their ships are completely fictional. They don't even care if the characters canonically have girlfriends or are actual brothers. They're not going to care and will keep on shipping
What was that quote?
>BL is not made, it is discovered
And yet they kick and scream and send death threats to the creator when it doesn't happen.
That sure was a ride
>Orihime won the Ichibowl
>Hinata won the Narubowl
What are some other major upsets?
I dunno if it's an actual upset because it's been so blatantly telegraphed but Ochaco is going to make a ton of fujos upset once BnHA ends.
Frog should win
>Ochaco is going to make a ton of fujos upset once BnHA ends.
She already won, anon.
Tokyo Ghoul having a chapter long sex scene between the MC and his girlfriend
The reactions to that chapter were so fricking weird, people seething left and right like they couldn’t see it coming from a mile away.
I was rooting for both of these the entire time.
Hinata deserved Naruto more than Sakura and Naruto deserved a good wife that actually gave a shit about him for who he was back when everybody else treated him like shit. Sakura never gave a frick about Naruto romantically and she even took it a step further by abusing that one sided affection to get Naruto to promise to bring Sasuke back. By the time Naruto ended fricking Tsunade had a better claim on Naruto's dick than Sakura did, let alone Hinata.
And Ichigo and Orihime just made sense. Maybe in the first two storyarchs a case could have been made for either Rukia or Orihime, but after the whole "Let's rescue Rukia" thing was over, it was pretty much the Orihime and Ichigo show as far as MC romance went. Plus there's a zero percent chance that Kazui and Ichika don't bang when they're teenagers so whatever.
I lost all respect for Rukia when it became clear she and Renji came from poverty and then immediately adopted a “Frick you, I got mine!” attitude, becoming the biggest bootlickers in SS and doing absolutely nothing to improve anyone’s situation.
i understand hinata bur where Orihime was concerned the childhood friend had more chemistry she was that boring.
thats life
Tokyo Ghoul and Naruto will always be my favourite meltdowns.
There was one for SnK too, but it was overshadowed by just how shit the ending was, everybody lost really.
Currently they're fixated on
and Chainsawm Man.
The Chainsaw Man thing is funny because Denji is 1000% straight, but I constantly see these people doing mental gymnastics about how every woman he has a relationship with in the story has zero romantic component or is toxic so it's bad to ship them.
Mind you this is a character who's entire motivation is literally "I want to touch breasts and have sex"
>tell me you'll always search for me
>we are as one, our bond cannot be undone
Yuricucks WISH they had something this beautiful...
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
IM FRICKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
YuriBlack person seething will never stop being entertaining.
DON'T CARE SHE'S A LESBIAN THEREFORE SHE DID NOT ENJOY THE KISS
RIVERS OF COPE
women don't care about men's past baggage
Men do
>kamiya had the balls to respond to someone asking if bayo and luka would ever be a pair with an old quote from him saying "she only likes to tease him"
What was he supposed to say? The game isn't even released yet. It's not his problem that Westoid journos got so assblasted they fricking leaked the ending in reviews lmao.
you read his tweet wrong.
>NEO TWEWY got leaked on the Switch last year
>XB3 got leaked earlier this year
>GoW Ragnarok just recently got leaked
>now Bayo 3
What the frick is up with games getting leaked this early?
You'd be surprised at the amount of people willing to paint a target on their back for 15 minutes of fame.
Every major switch release leaks the week of release purely just from people getting their copies early and dumping it.
Its even worse for pokemon where people will treat leakers as a savior, and it usually ends up with games dropping up to 2 weeks before the street date
Literally every game leaks, Nintendo leaks are just so much more noticeable because anyone with a hacked console can play them so long as they end up dumped.
I took the plunge to moronera.
The general consensus appears to be
>Oh well, pity. But she was always interested in Luka too.
We live in reality where moronera is the sane one for once lmao...
>too
Yeah but isnt this a different bayonetta from the one we know? Our original bayonetta is still the players bawd.
>Claire babysits Sherry in RE2
>Trish is mommy issues: the character
>Wonder Pink is super protective of Luka in W101
>Bayonetta babysits both her past self and Loki
>Ammy is the mother to us all. She has a kid too but nobody played Okamiden
Kamiya just really like his mommies. I guess it was only a matter of time until some of his characters became mothers.
>She has a kid too but nobody played Okamiden
I did
no.....
Yeah, they're completely right. It doesn't matter either way, this game isn't canon.
Dilate
god shippers are so fricking weird.
do you think this person actually plays the games or do they just watch them on youtube?
As a poorgay that's also a drawgay, I really don't like people who just get into games through gameplay on youtube AND DON'T DO THEIR OWN RESEACH INTO EVERYTHING. At the very least go look up more about the game and everything, and don't throw in headcanon crap for 'muh comfy character' gosh dang this is what ruins fandoms because it's just grifters coming in instead of people actually interested.
>artist
i feel you, especially with all the coomslop by posers that may as well be mistaken by AI garbage.
The great Tumblr migration of 2018 was a fricking blight that the internet never recovered from
>Luka
>beta male
pick one
Alright, I'm bored enough to do this.
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3jqkDdn8
*dicks your witch*
*dicks Judith*
ftfy
I'd let her dick me
So this is how it feels
kek, someone draw a fedora and a scarf. on this fly.
Begone shonen-chode. These are real chad hours.
Wait I thought Bayo was a problematic character who served the male gaze? Since when has whe been a YASSS QUEEEEEN lesbo icon?
When twitter gaslit themselves that she's not straight
Sooooo any leaks?
People talk about Bio-boosted WereLuka and there was a pic of that butterfly demon but manifested, but nothing towards that.
Any videos? Goddamn guys, stop leaving me hanging.
>met when he was a child
>egging him over the years until he became an adult
Bayonetta's a groomer!
They both met each other as children in various ways.
cant believe he's doing it, my homie
>Rex's harem
>Nu-Fire Emblem
>Now this
Nintendo is sending a message, they're carrying on Abe's will.
Link WILL breed Zelda in TOTK. Mario and Peach WILL frick in the movie.
Too late, Brapdagay, Mipha already won in the musou continuity.
God, hetgays are still fricking insufferable. Frick all of you, I hope you all die.
seethe, homosexual
you will forever be looked down on and judged by the rest of society, untill the very end of your days
you will never be a normal person or have a healthy life
remember that
I remember when I played Bayonetta 1 for the first time when I was 13 and thought that it was the best video game and piece of media I've ever experienced because of the sheer amount of charm, personality, style, characters, and fun that I've never seen in any other video game before. I remember being so invested in all the scenes between Luka and Bayonetta and all the sexual tension they had because their interactions were just that incredibly funny and super cute. I was really disappointed that in the ending it didn't result in a kiss or anything like that even though Luka's stare throughout the whole scene indicated something different.
It's good to know that Kamiya finally overcome all the fear of the yurigays/wiafugays and actually went for it. He finally allowed his and the gaming's most famous female character to actually be in a relationship and make it an important part of the story. Kinda a shame that it took 13 years but hey, better late than never.
I did not had much strong feelinsg about Bayo but I understand what you meant. I now have much more appreciation for the series
Capcom hates romance
>Capcom hates romance
Absolutely this. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey have been "just really good friends" for how many years now?
>Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey have been "just really good friends" for how many years now?
I hate this. One of the reasons I’m happy I left that series with the third game.
I could tell that more would only diminish my enjoyment.
Blame fujos
>Capcom hates romance
Their freelancer hires sure don't!
Capcom really needs to let Ryu knock up Chun-Li
>the gamings most famous female character
what?
>It's good to know that Kamiya finally overcome all the fear of the yurigays/wiafugays and actually went for it
I hope he regrets it. Hopefully people will review bomb this game.
Boo boo Black person
Black person, they are a minority, no way it'll get review bombed
Honestly a pretty soulful animation despite the wojacks
>mmmmm sandwitches
I only played Bayo in Switch but I also thought Bayo and Luka's relationship was pretty entertaining and shocked to go online and see so much seething and hate for him. Makes sense that it was all from bitter dykes and troons.
>pretty entertaining
Luka is just a homosexual simp. That's his entire character.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are we finally getting DantexLady in the next DMC too?
God I wish
It would be like a dream come true (even if like over 10 years too late as with Bayo's case imo) but unfortunately Itsuno is just way too much of a coward to do that. Even if he wanted to he would probably need Kamiya and Capcom's approval first.
Itsuno is going to pick the Xenoblade route and have Dante impregnate both Lady and Trish
not to mention Nico after her fangirling during the Mr. Faust scene.
Didn't he explicitly created Lady, to stop the Oedipus complex? At least bring back Luia, it's the least he can do for her, after he was unable to fully save her game.
Lucia, my dude.
once Ladies' Night Out gets released
Capcom character fricking?
Are you mad anon?!
Barry? Wesker? Ethan?
>forgetting there are games where the mc can get fricked and shown pregnant in the same game
Explain
I refuse to explain anything. I'm more of a show and tell kinda guy.
I fricking hope so
Wolf Luka is white haired right?
>Bayonettas style and characters are a woman and homosexual magnet
>get surprised when the community is filled with women and homosexuals
shocker
The first game launched with a one-handed mode that was openly joked about being for masturbation, you fricking moron.
>thats his evidence for the contrary
ok moron
For me? It's Baluka. 🙂
What's up with Nintendo and it's hate for yurihomosexualry?
I don't know know but it's pretty based. Yuritrannies get the rope.
>morons were using the JP trailer where she teases him for being a bumbling idiot as fuel to say that she didn't like him
complete morons
Bayonetta officially joins Undertale and FNAF for game with a fanbase so annoying people dismiss the franchise outright
ok moron
Kiwifarms lost
In honor of Abe-san's passing every female character in Smash WILL be bred. Expect Link to inpregnate Zelda in ToTK. Mario Jr. will be the next Illumination Studios movie Chris Pratt finally bags Peach. Metroid Samus will reproduce to keep the Metroids alive.
How noticeably different is Bayo's new voice? I'm replaying Bayo 1 and 2 right now, is it going to be weird hopping straight into 3 right after and hearing it?
Is that anon that was working on a video with all of the instances of Luka and Bayo flirting in the first two games done yet?
how much of this thread is someone making an intentionally absurd post pretending to seethe hard and then replying to themselves owning a non-existent person
>he thinks yuritroons aren't real
lmao
>troons troons troons!
Go frick a troony if you're so obsessed with them, freak.
t. troony
Luka's Nutmax theme
After Rex, there's Luka. Absolutely based. Thank you for your sacrifice, PM Abe. Your legacy shall live on.
What's with Nintendo and confirming their protags frick and have children this year? Is it related to Abe's death?
Obviously not but I'd like to think it does. Nintendo growing balls is a step towards prosperity.
Why Xenonigs incapable of not making shit about them?
THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
>SHE LOVED IT. SHE BEGGED FOR MORE. HE LITERALLY MADE HER INTO A MOTHER.
My fricking dick
Yurigays lost.
Yurichads won.
lmao what's the source?
homosexual anime. I hate japan
I also would like a source.
Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo (O Maidens in Your Savage Season)
When they were little kids laughing and playing together, Izumi Norimoto and Kazusa Onodera were like siblings. But as their bodies matured into middle school, Kazusa began seeing him as something different; unfortunately for her, so did the other girls. Ostracized, Kazusa had no choice but to distance herself from him going into high school. After joining the literature club, however, she finds friends that keep her mind occupied. Known throughout the school for reading aloud sex scenes in literature novels, the club's reputation has kept all teachers from accepting the task of being their adviser.
During a discussion about what they would put on their bucket list, one of the girls says one thing: sex. This single word sends ripples throughout the five girls, as the thought of sex begins taking over their daily lives. And, after walking in on Izumi during a very private moment, Kazusa is sent into a spiral of emotion that forces her to face her true feelings for him. Now, with their hearts racing and the literature club facing immediate disbandment, the five girls must work hard to keep both their sanities and their club alive.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/38753/
Okay Yuri gays, prove that Bayo and Jeanne are anything beyond just friends, because there's literally no evidence, meanwhile BayoxLuka is just pouring out of Bayo 1
>inb4 webm of Bayo asking Jeanne if she needs a good morning kiss
Lol. Lmao. If you genuinely think that's proof then you don't know Bayo very well, she's being catty with her friend, in the same game she mentions other fairy tale shit off hand as a joke.
Sure. What about the scene where Jeanne saves Cereza in the epilogue (Jeanne's actress even said the scene was too emotional, picrel). The fact that they live together. There's that wooden statue with "Cereza & Jeanne" inscribed on it, just like Rosa's lipstick, which has "Rosa & Balder" inscribed on it. Balder also mentions Jeanne remained disobedient even after he brainwashed her. That just sounds like Jeanne's love for Bayonetta was incredibly strong. The fact that Bayonetta risked her life and went to hell to save Jeanne. Hell, I'm probably forgetting something.
There's also that SMT DX2 crossover, which implies that Bayonetta and Jeanne are a couple, but I suppose that doesn't count.
See:
Are you really trying to use Ririn as an example when she is characterized as a crazy lesbian?
>get turned off bayo 3 cause VA controversy
>turns out it was made up bullshit
>and trannies are seething at the good ending
Holy shit feels good.
Honestly it's half and half for me. I never saw bayo as a lesbo in the first place.
Why does this franchise that barely sold anything attract so much drama?
Cause the other two released before twitter infected every facet of this board.
>third game in a series
>tells me to have sex
I'm starting to see a pattern here
What's next, Link finally gets laid in BotW3?
OP you cannot just make these audacious claims without posting more sexy cowboys.
>yuri lost in lycoris
>yuri lost in bayonetta
G-Witch about to upset yurigays too huh?
They'll cry when the one girl gets killed for MCs growth at the Christmas stinger.
>yuri lost in lycoris
>two girls live together in hawaii and have promise bracelets
???
Here's hoping
lol, the bracelet cope is always fun to read
>out of any person in the world she chooses a mexican to racemix with
whether it be Japan or Canada, Korea or Mexico, the mutt propaganda never ends. Even China is less pozzed on this.
>mexican
homie hes italian or some shit not a beaner
Does anyone have spoilers? not that i care about shipping (aside from laughing to yurishippers), but I'm curious how did it end.
Is it true you can select verses now instead of replaying entire chapters?
I don't get why two female characters with a strong bond always have to be gay. Can't they have some sort of sisterly bond or something akin to a bromance?
It's the poisoned and deranged mind of the shipgay.
To shipgays, there can be no such thing as friendship with the same gender. If two dudes are friends they're pining for eachothers wiener and if two girls are friends obviously they need to beat eachothers clams silly.
Shipping and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Americans zoomers are a huge mistake
Bayonetta is straight, she gave me a blowjob and told me she's homophobic too.
Why did people think she was a dyke? She flat out states multiple times in the first game that she likes wiener. She even has a line saying she's not interested in children but she's interested in the act of making them. Do these twitter homosexuals even play the games?
Thanks for spoiling, Black person.
>Viola is named after a flower like Bayonetta’s Mom, Rosa
>She also has Bayonetta’s old childhood stuffed animal
>She also really like lollipops like Bayonetta
>She also uses Luka’s grappling hook to get around
>She’s also prone to the same type of comic pratfalls as Luka
C’mon, anon. The promo material didn’t exactly try to hide it…
They will make him playable in the DLC, right? .......... Right...???
He's playable.
Does it count if it's demon slave mechanics?
Honestly I just kind of feel down because I don't really feel like Bayo and Luka have a great romantic friendship, or the shoehorning of romance. Doesn't help I much prefer Bayo as a celibate hero. But disappointing that Viola isn't an alternative Cereza that couldn't go back to her time too.
Also that whole werewolf shit is moronic and ruin Luka like holy shit. The rest of the game better be pure platinum.
*great romantic chemistry
Sorry I really should sleep.
>tfw Xenoblade and Bayonetta doing old man Abe proud
Bayo groomed him right after she bust out of the lake, it's only fair.
After today’s events I’m Gonna need to revisit to that one Bayo Hentai with an actual decent audio (for Bayo at least) where they frick
Link me up, brother
doujins.com
/bayonetta/midoh-tsukasa-kurai-max-446#
Cheers mate.
We did it cucks... Our waifu got dicked
Bayonetta's not my waifu though. I think her and Luka are cute together.
And because one guy scored a millions of voices suddenly spazzed out in seething and suddenly were coping.
Man, a shit ton of action this year with men fricking women and making people angry
Still one of the greatest shitstorms on Ganker.
Not just fricking women, but breeding them too.
>buged raw-homosexuals try to validate his fetish with a false comparison
kys
To be fair, one is a normal hetero couple and the other is implied to be bestiality
just because Luka turns into a wolfman doesn't mean it's bestiality!
>Luka turns into a wolfman
Pardon me? What?
that scarf wearing beast in the trailer
The wolfman that we see in the trailer that people initially thought was Viola was actually Luka. Turns out that the Luka of the Alphaverse was turned into Strider and because of the universes collapsing on each other as they get destroyed, this transformation is starting to happen to ALL Luka in every universe. Viola fights Alphaverse Strider and kills him because he's too far gone, but Bayo fights her universe Luka and manages to bring him back to his senses. The two of them tag team the final boss with him acting has her Demon slave. Luka is the final unlockable demon slave in the game.
God imagine the banter between Luka and Bayonetta. Must be full of dog jokes.
Yes, actually. She says that she's going to put him through full obedience school to get control of his powers.
I was hoping "You've been very knotty."
>this is the second time Segatards chimped out about beastiality but wave off when it's HMOFA or yuri couple
Based nips honoring abe sama wish
No one gives a shit about your dead meme boi Abe, moron
You cannot reproduce
Oh it's the anti-yuri schizo from Ganker. What a surprise
Never been to Ganker in my life
Trannies disgust me and should be dead. That is all
>He's still mad about it
Baited
See I normally don't have an issue with Yuri. It's when schizos like you kick and scream when your headcanon doesn't come true is when I have an issue.
>frequents nu-/a/
Can't wait for Dragon Ball shitters to flip the entire board again
Why are you using two straight girls in this shitty meme?
Why are you forcing a shit pairing that's canonically dead?
Why are you still assblasted that you got baited hard? The pairing is still very much alive by the end of the novels. Unlike your delusional yuri shit that never even happens lmao.
You didn't even read the novel you fricking dumbass
Also, the Hibike author is now writing yuri. Eat shit
Finally, some good news in these trying times.
>Strider Luka
I see you Kamiya
>decide to search Strider Luka
>get a fricking Furry OC that actually looks like Luka in his human form.
>Is a journalist and photographer
>Furry form is a dog
What the frick? That was posted 3 years ago? Bayo 3 started production 5 years ago, what is going on? Is this Multiverse shit? Did Kamiya tap into things we can only dream of? Is the Apocalypse going to happen? Should we be scared about some random guy who happens to be the Luka of our universe transforming into Strider and summoning the Homunculi?
Where's the Cutie J spin-off though?
I'm still waiting for that
>Cereza loses panther within
>gets a dog
They say that girls always date people that remind them of their fathers.
>Dad's beast within was a wolf
>Luka transforms into a wolfman
You've gotta be shitting me
AHAHAHA
You do actually still get to use Panther but you have to play with the Bayo 1/2 guns apparently
why is everyone posting the resident evil guy, is it just because of the remake?
So Beyo not only get a husband and it's also bestiality? Can't wait for the porn
How do you play Bayonetta
What makes it different to DMC
He canonically smashed Bayo? Lmaaaao, get smoked yuricucks.
Some things never change
Made for wiener
Now I'm glad that ArcSys blow you buttholes the frick out when they retconned Bridget into a troony. Eat shit
Who?
>Happy about their hetshit headcanon
>Also happy about their Bridget is still a boy so they can frick him, which is not hetshit
Ganker being the hypocrites that they are
>>Also happy about their Bridget is still a boy so they can frick him, which is not hetshit
troony cope
homosexual cope
>Nobody brings up wanting to frick Bridget, only that he isn't a she.
>H-hypocrites! You hate yuri but want to frick this poor trans girl!
Trannies on suicide watch
Bridget is a boy and always will be. troony groomers get the rope.
Does the Bayonetta from the third installment also hook up with Lucas? Or is it exclusive to the original one?
I need werewolf Luka pics
>beta male, pathetic ass virgin
Apparently not
Frick, am I the only one who shipped Bayo with Rodin?
Yes Blackedgay. Now back to your hole.
>First the homosexuals believed Bayonetta's former VA when she made up shit and tried to boycott the game, only to get btfo'd
>Now the homosexuals are seething of BayoxLuca being canon
Kamiya-sama.. I kneel
This is why the Yurigays are total losers, they really have no perspective.
>Luka and Bayonetta was always a thing no matter how much they want to ignore it, she was always sweet on him and he's literally the only human she's paid attention to that wasn't just her info broker
>Nothing about this ending changes her relationship with Jeanne
>Implying she can't have Luka at home and still frick her best friend on the regular
>Giving Viola good ol Aunt Jeanne as well for good measure
It's such a stupid thing to take issue with because of some falsely percieved reality.
she can't have Luka at home and still frick her best friend on the regular
>Implying she wouldn't be down with having a threesome every now and then
True Umbran sisterhood is sharing all your bounties, anon.
Stop projecting, jesus christ. Literally the only person in this scenario who'd be a cuck would be Luka and that's in character as is and absolutely something he'd be down with.
Gotta revive the Umbra Witches somehow.
>h-he'd LOVE to be a cuck, trust me!
The only one projecting here is you. Men with any options at all don't accept that shit.
>Men with any options at all don't accept that shit
I fail to see how him fricking both of them and them fricking each other doesn't fall under options.
Only the most pathetic losers agree to an open relationship or poly.
she can't have Luka at home and still frick her best friend on the regular
But this is still ridiculous bullshit. Cereza should be together with Jeanne, and that's it. She shouldn't be with anyone else.
Cereza simply belongs to Jeanne.
>Denial stage
Luka may be the father of her child, but Jeanne will always be her best friend and sister. This doesn't change that and you're foolish for thinking it does.
bayo and jeanne always was a sisterly relationship
I remember the yuricucks on this board swearing up and down that BayoxJeanne is canon in 3, where are they at now?
in the 41% hopefully
Seething on twitter no doubt.
With Bayonettas personality she probably fricked a bunch of people. She probably aborted dozens of fetusus for witchcraft purposes.
Hell one of the loss scenes in the games is her getting raped by a black man.
>bayo/luka becomes more and more obvious
>blacked cucks start spamming this headcanon
lmao
Trannies and blacked spammers are the same people bro.
As it always goes
Gonna start stacking bayo x luka fanart to dab on troons while my heart melts
Man I can't wait to see confused japanese fanartists getting a flood of death threats from the alphabet maffia again.
>Headcanon
>WEBM is Literally in game scene of Rodin fricking her
Ok
It's looks more like he beats and strips her but ok.
>word of god literally says nothing happened
>joke shot if you lose in an optional fight
>With Bayonettas personality she probably fricked a bunch of people.
Truth be told she always struck me as a frat boy archetype, who tries to act like a total CHAD, but is actually a total virgin and overdoes the schtick to the point of hilarity, but would completely spill her spaghetti when someone he likes came to be forward with him.
Yurishitters begone
>a witch and werewolf
That's a neat pairing honestly
*ahem*
LUKA FRICKED BAYONETTA . HE WAS THE FIRST TO PUT HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH, TO FEEL HER HEARTBEAT THUNDERING BENEATH HER SOFT BREASTS AS SHE BOLDLY EMBRACED HIM. HE LEARNED WHAT HER HAND FELT LIKE WHEN HER FINGERS INTERLOCKED HIS OWN, AND HOW THE NAPE OF HER NECK TASTED AFTER A LONG DAY IN THE SUN. HE CARVED THE SCENT OF HER HAIR INTO HIS HEART, NEXT TO THE TOUCH OF HER LIPS TRAILING KISSES DOWN HIS CHEST TOWARDS HIS GROIN.
HE KNOWS HOW THOSE SLENDER AND DELICATE FINGERS GRIP A MAN'S SHAFT, HOW HER SOFT LIPS PART TO TAKE IT IN, AND HOW HER MOIST THROAT COAXES OUT THE CUM. LUKA IS THE FIRST TO SEE HER STRIP HER CLOTHING SEDUCTIVELY, THE FIRST TO SEE HER HEAVING BREASTS FALL AS SHE PULLED AWAY HER HAIR-SUIT, AND THE FIRST TO SEE HER FUZZY MOUND UNVEILED AS SHE SLID THE STRANDS DOWN HER THICC TONED THIGHS. HE TASTED THE SALT OF HER c**t, DRUNK DEEP ITS HEADY AROMA, AND WAS TREATED TO WATCHING HER FLUSHED AND SWEATY AS SHE MOANED IN PLEASURE.
HE FELT HER VULVA PART AS HE PUSHED THROUGH, AND KNOWS THE SEARING HEAT OF HER PUSSY GRIPPING HIM - BEFORE GROWING PLIANT AND SLICK AS HER JUICES FLOWED AND HER PLEASURE MOUNTED. HE KNOWS THE JOY OF GRINDING THE HEAD OF HIS wiener AGAINST HER WITCH CERVIX, OF HER HIPS BUCKING WILDLY AS HE PICKED UP SPEED, OF HER GRASPING HIS SHOULDERS AS SHE TOSSED BACK HER HEAD AND LOCKED HER LEGS AROUND HIM - BEFORE FLAME! SEARING FLAME AND THUNDER! AN ECSTACY OF HEAT AND SHUDDERING SPURTS AS HIS SHAFT PUMPED EVERY DROP OF HIS SEED STRAIGHT INTO HER WOMB.
ALL OF THIS, KNOWN ONLY TO LUKA - NOT JEANNE.
Based
Cope
>Capshit
lol
lmao
Only one coping is you
>bayo iv comes out
>kamiya directly alludes to the controversial ending
>all the pre-release footage heavily promotes bayo x jeanne, culminating in a kiss at the end of the trailer
>yurigay fans hype up the potential retcon/alternate universe thing
>it ends up being a fakeout and Luka gets a xenoblade harem ending
>final scene of the series is him standing smiling behind pregnant Bayo and Jeanne
Any pictures of Strider Luka yet?
Frick this piece of shit game and it's creators.
Cope a cabana homosexuals, bayonnaise loves the dick
>reeeeeing all day over a straight fictional character
Not good for you, sweetie
Lmao Luca got a dommy witch, while yuriBlack folk got a rope with which they can cope
i'm going to bed
make another thread in 7 hours thnx
Game has canon gay romance for MC
>HA! Look at all the seething chuds and incels
Game has straight MC
>They.. they're probably bi..
Game has straight but flirty MC
>NOOOOOOO! SHE FLIRTED WITH THAT OTHER GIRL! FRICK YOU (insert name) BOYCOTT THE GAME NOOOOOOOOOW!
These are the gays who insult us.
I'll be telling yuriBlack folk to kill themselves every day
How to infect someone's womb with virgin seed. I thought you had to lose it in order to infect your womb.
I don't even care about Bayonetta but watching /u/ throw a tantrum and cope so hard that it bends reality is entertaining as frick.
> watching /u/ throw a tantrum and cope so hard that it bends reality
>one thread that has been around for more than a year
>like a dozen posts saying they are disappointed but as expected
>more of the thread is arguing about western vs eastern RPGs, westernshit vs anime, AC: Odyssey whether or not China is ethical than even talking about Bayo3
What an absolute trantrum, the state of yurikeks.
I will officially make Luka mai husbando now
We're over bump limit, start posting het porn lmao
>start posting het porn lmao
There isn't any. Why? Because nobody ships Luka with Bayonetta. It only takes 5 brain cells to realize that Bayonetta x Jeanne makes more sense.
https://doujins.com/bayonetta/midoh-tsukasa-kurai-max-446#1e2rsf5r
So many things cater to yurigays these days in every aspect of media yet ONE single character doesn't and you homosexuals start shitting yourself in rage.
They kiss twice. Second time is in front of their daughter who approves.
nice
>Ganker: procreate, LUKA WINS, Abeposting, hetshitting, yuri/trannies BTFO
>Also Ganker: It's not gay if I like traps or girly boys, FRICK WHY DID THEY TURN MY FUCCBOI BRIDGET INTO A troony?!!??!
No wonder Ganker is considered as one of the most cancerous boards
THIS THREAD WILL DIE WHEN THE YURIBlack person STOPS REEEEING
THIS THREAD WILL DIE WHEN THE HETBlack person STOPS REEEEING
pathetic
Based Luka.
I'm happy for him.
Jump off a bridge, hetgay.
Struck a nerve, huh?
SOVL
Good thread.