>he hasn't beaten God Hand on hard. >he hasn't beaten Bayonetta on NSIC

>he hasn't beaten God Hand on hard
>he hasn't beaten Bayonetta on NSIC
>he hasn't beaten any DMC on DMD
>he just plays action games once on normal and then moves on

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>she just plays action games once on normal and then moves on
    Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
      You didn't grow.
      You didn't improve.
      You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
      You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
      It's sad you don't know the difference.

      But for real the first playthrough on normal is the tutorial. The actual game is playing on hard and above with all the mechanics and moves unlocked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the "actual game" should've been available from the start. tutorials are gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's just not how action games work
          You spend a good 10-16 hours drip-feeding moves and mechanics so the player can learn
          Then you set them loose on the real game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you growed, improved, experienced a full victory and will ALWAYS be a woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Cope, troony.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't mention Ninja Gaiden on Master/Ultimate Ninja
    Imagine being a casual who only plays easy action games and then calling others casuals. have a nice day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's simply no way to play the good version without an original Xbox
      >Sigma
      lol you didn't beat the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't have an og xbox

        and you call others casual? kek.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sigma is more difficult than Black because Sigma has less i-frames on the backflip and it has harder Awakened Alma because some attacks simply won't connect like they did in Black.
          As for Sigma 2, 1(one) guy singlehandleldy modded the game to make it play like Vanilla 2.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >modded the game to make it play like Vanilla 2
            It doesn't really play like Vanilla 2. It's somewhat similar, but it's not a replacement. Vanilla 2 will always be the best.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Played NG1 last year and you wanna guess what I heard 90% of the time?

            [i]clang clang clang clang[/i]

            Either that or the bosses dodge everytime you try to hit them outside of their scripted windows.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >format

              Frick me

              >modded the game to make it play like Vanilla 2
              It doesn't really play like Vanilla 2. It's somewhat similar, but it's not a replacement. Vanilla 2 will always be the best.

              They're getting close to pushing out their procrastinated update which should bring it much closer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy an Xbox 360 for like $20 right now and play both Ninja Gaiden Black and Vanilla 2. Stop making excuses.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a Series S for 130€ used, great deal if you ask me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've considered getting an S/X as an emulation machine but it seems like the dev mode just keeps getting more and more restrictive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Sigma that bad? I was planning on playing it on Steam since a friend shared his library and I couldn't be assed to get back my 360 I lent and set it up.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing le god hand right now and is pretty fun n hard

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker hates good games and games that don't have any politics to shitpost about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God hand is dogshit thoughbeit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >punch 1 2 guard break dodge cancel
      you're a soulless golem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. casual that thinks the modded/stitched god hand videos on youtube are real and has never actually played the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HJK wall spam to boot
          you're the soulless golem recording and uploading god hand videos to israelitetube lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >HJK
            >J
            confirmed never played the game, but go off queen

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't you have some microtransactions to buy crapbuck?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HSK spam IS pretty Black personlicious, Anon.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've beaten God Hand
    Didn't play other trash

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only higher difficulties I bother playing are for rhythm games

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wonderful 101 in "Godly"
      >Bayo 2 in "Godly"
      >Anarchy Reigns in "Godly"
      >Bayonetta 1 not in "Seriously flawed"
      >Bayonetta 2 not in "Seriously flawed"
      >DMC4 not in "Seriously flawed"
      >MGR, Hi-fi Rush, and Sifu in "Top Tier"
      >All of those shitty games above NG2
      Holy shit have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This kills the NG2-gay

        Here's the thing: NG2 always sucked. I played the shit out of NGB on my original Xbox, I was so excited for NG2. Then I played the demo. What a disappointment. It was spammy and easy and trashy, with the dismemberment system being a horrible addition that basically ruined everything fun about the first game.

        Name the two games

        Final Fight Streetwise and Shaq-Fu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Game is bad because it's not like I wanted it to be
          That is a childish way to go through life. Also, judging a whole game from a demo is hilariously close-minded as well.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A demo literally exists for you to form an opinion on a game without purchasing it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And it's close-minded to judge a whole game based on that. You're childish, anon. Throwing a fit because your Action figure's pants are blue and not red.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT
                BLUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is No More Heroes on here? Is Zelda an action game now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DmC is not that bad lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Definitive Edition sure isn't, but it never got a PC port for whatever reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People just modded in the improvements anyway. Same with 5SE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever seen an Action tier list I could fully agree with. I recently found a channel that exclusively reviews action games with a focus on their combat systems who mostly know what they're talking about and yet their tier list has some insane choices. Thing is, even if I made one myself there's no guarantee I would agree with it a month later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I recently found a channel that exclusively reviews action games with a focus on their combat systems who mostly know what they're talking about
        Just post your channel already

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the FF7 remake on hard.
    It wasn't worth it after getting that combat simulator equipment item that lets you pull a limit break out your ass every minute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 remake isn’t an action game

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bragging about outsmarting the AI of a single player game
    You need to be good in a multiplayer game if you want to earn those gaming bragging rights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why not get good at a multiplayer game!
      I know this is a baffling concept for Ganker, but you can be good at TWO games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name the two games

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seek employment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off wagie
      this thread is for people that play video games

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat EBA on Hard Rock

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he just plays action games once on normal and then moves on
    yes. replaying games is the biggest meme ever.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good games are on the hard difficulty by default.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bird sexxo

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldnt be arsed finishing god hand on Easy. Once it starts throwing seventeen enemies at you at once, it just gets tiresome.
    It's nuts that shinji mikami can make something as great as RE4 or Vanquish, but then something so cheap and obtuse as God Hand.
    He said in an interview he's not happy with god hand at all, and he went overboard and too self indulgent with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I couldnt be arsed finishing god hand on Easy. Once it starts throwing seventeen enemies at you at once, it just gets tiresome.
      Easy is locked to levels 1 and 2
      At level 1 only one enemy will fight you at a time
      At level 2 only two enemies will fight you at a time
      It doesn't matter if there's 2 or 10 enemies on-screen, it's exactly the same

      The game isn't cheap, but it's DEFINITELY obtuse. Extremely so.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm good at singleplayer games vs bots
    only morons who are garbage at vidya say this, because you're too shy and insecure to play comp games where it will be revealed you are just like everyone, average or below average

    >t. top 5% in OW2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you face me on Third Strike right now, homosexual? Frick off. Fighting games are the only multiplayer games where skill actually matters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but you sound like a little poser b***h. I can whoop you in 3S, FC tag?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OW2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post your game with more than 50 million players where you are top 5% or better, i will wait in this thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm good at singleplayer games vs bots
          only morons who are garbage at vidya say this, because you're too shy and insecure to play comp games where it will be revealed you are just like everyone, average or below average

          >t. top 5% in OW2

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >instant reply
            >still in this thread
            hello schizo who posts webms or alternatively OP who is making a list of all the single player slop he beat to put on his "Ganker resume", thinking that playing single player slop makes you anything but a delusional shitter who's too shy to play comp games.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OP here
              That wasn't me but I was master rank back in the real Overwatch when people actually still played that game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok that's based. but masters in ow1 is equivalent to high silver or low gold in ow2, everyone's gotten better at the game

                t. 3550 in ow1, d2 in ow2

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im too lazy to set a PS2 emulator
    No other reason i could beat god hand in hard if i wanted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Im too lazy to set a PS2 emulator
      All you do is download the PCSX2 nightly installer and a single BIOS file

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would I play a turd like godhand to completion?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of either Ninja Gaiden
    Ask me how I know your skin isn't even remotely white.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta on NSIC is bullshit.
    Still had fun though

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God Hand on hard really kicked my ass.
    I should get back to it someday.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. I’ll give $5k to any anon who explains why this is bad

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only DMC game I beat more than once is 1, on normal and hard, it's pretty fun.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat them on the standard difficulty, then if I like it I replay it on Hard and so on until I get filtered or tired of the game. This usually happens before I beat the final difficulty more often than not because I am in that weird space where I am better than the average person but not actually that good, I just like them a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's fair
      the main difference between you and someone that gets through a KMS or DMD is basically just research

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure some games I could with more effort, but I usually end up going "I'd like to play something different" before I get to that point. It takes a game that I truly loved for me to go back instantly or replay 2-3 times in a year. I've beaten TF Devastation like 4 times and have done every non-gimmick Challenge on either Magnus or Prime.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 runs
    easy, hard, and then the fancy one.
    if i cant beat the fancy one, oh well. next game

    i refuse to waste another summer on a game like this, i spent too much time on stuff trying to get all of the drops items and achievements.
    looking at you silent hill3, Thor costume after X-10 difficulty was not worth it lol.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ninja gaiden 2 is so good bros

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