>he isn't a huge fan of every game

>he isn't a huge fan of every game
>he isn't in his 50s and so excited about games that he feels like he is going to explode and doesn't have enough time to talk about them all

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his exfriend

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did him do to he's hair?!~~ I'm so lolling right now. xD Maybe with some fix he can be to normal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He took the Bertpill

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was that guy who was obsessed with him called? He was just always raging about how Johnny had to be a liar because no one could possibly play JRPGs and have sex, despite it being the era of the JRPG and the cosplay con girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably darius truxton? who recently got exposed for stalking the same woman for 18 years

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who. Parasocial zoomers latch on to some no name people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ClassicGameRoom has literally been around for over twenty years dude, give over with your lidderallywuu nonsense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHOOOOOOOO?

          Never heard of em.

          >zoomers are so braindead they don't even know he's talking about a different tuber

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHOOOOOOOO?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that isn't Mark?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of em.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like this guy solely because of his moronic comics

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When he turned his videos into 50% ads was what did it for me. That and his non-stop fricking whining about how hard done by he was by the internet not being frozen in time when he was popular.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i LITERALLY have no fricking idea who this is you wienersucker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CGR lost my respect when he got all salty and left youtube. his humor isn't funny anymore and his videos suck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didnt he burn down his yt channel because he was shilling his shitty comics so hard?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He initially burned it down due to the first adpocalypse. He ran off to Amazon and put his shit there. Then that didn't work, so he went back to YouTube. Then he got mad because that wasn't paying as much as he wanted (keeping in mind that all of the rare vidya that he got was sent to him for free by fans), and he wanted to do some bullshit about history or something. I dunno, he was an butthole.

          I don't know why he is being brought up in a thread about the HappyConsoleGamer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who?

      it's in the filename, you're not impressing anyone by pretending to not know a huge gaming youtuber when you're into games and basically couldn't have avoided him for the last 10 years. It's like saying who is pewdz.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pewdz
        Who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never heard of the guy, so you definitely can avoid him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't care about your ecelebs, piss off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol you have no friends and you have a misguided thought that anybody else watched these nobodies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While I've never head of him, I have seen ClassicGameRoom, so I technically know him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but literally never heard of him, probably because I don't get my vidya news from fricking Youtube.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just some guy from the old days of YouTube who would talk about old games, and notably deliver anecdotes from his childhood about whatever game he was discussing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's the most wholesome guy on youtube
          >been doing this for like 15 years
          >he says he aims to be a positive force because there's too much negativity in video games
          >literally never discusses politics
          >tells stories about his childhood related to old games
          >discuss video games with his wife
          >still excited and full of life for video games, doesn't limit himself to new shit like most gaymers and is still exploring retro stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally who

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              happy console gamer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he says he aims to be a positive force because there's too much negativity in video games
            So he’s a shill?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I know who pdp is because I watched those happy wheels vids back then but I don't know who this guy is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe people are this hooked on youtube

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry homie we don't all care about this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not know a huge gaming youtuber when you're into games
        It's pretty easy when you actually play games instead of watching other people do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the replies
        They hate him because he spoke the truth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers have a VASTLY skewed perspective on who or what is "popular". They think every 100k view dude is some household name. That just means he has 2k fans in EACH of the 50 states. That's NOTHING .That goes doubly for your gay ass political commentators like vaush, destiny, and hasan. In reality, you need to be doing WhistlingDiesel numbers to even remotely penetrate the societal ether.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw I've never heard any of those names and want to remain that way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watch Pat and Woolie and that’s basically it. I only watch vtubers and game reviews and if I see someone’s face in the video, I generally just find another video. Other anons said the guy is in CGR, but I only know the review guy who has the arcade.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I watch Pat and Woolie and that’s basically it.
          They used to be good when they were superbestfriendsplay and now they're like every other homosexual e-celeb. I hate the podcast and ever since Pat's insufferable Star Wars comics rant, I dropped the podcast entirely.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I watch Pat and Woolie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muh mom guiz

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watch him sometimes he's a nice fella. whats wrong with him?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get the appeal of guys like this
    they love every game and their opinion just boils down to basic "i liked it it was fun" shit
    you know exactly what hes gonna say before you even click on the video

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same way morons enjoy that Metalgaysucks.
      He "enjoys" every single game he shows and doesn't play shit. I guarantee he has no clue what 99% of what he shows is about.
      It's the typical hoarder mindset, buy it all and play nothing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i didn't think about that but yeah you're right these types of dudes are always collectorgays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they love every game and their opinion just boils down to basic "i liked it it was fun" shit
      I saw a vid of his about one of those dragon quest spin offs & while definitely maintained that aura he mentioned a lot of problems with it & was pretty blunt about the fact the game was very primitive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that he loves every video game, it's more that he chooses to do most of his videos on games that he enjoys. He talked about this himself in some video. It's also the reason why he called himself the "HappyConsoleGamer" as he thinks there's too much negativity online already and his channel is for people who just want to get away from it all even if for a little bit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idc I’m not watching fake positivity plebbitors no matter how much you post this lol, buy an ad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tbh I doubt he or his audience would want to be associated with this site

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then why are you shilling him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >reply to the anon claiming he loves every video game
              >say that's not true
              >"why are you shilling him"
              Anon, I'm telling you this unironically stop and think for a minute. Do you honestly believe that every single company, e-celeb, indie game dev, etc. are shilling themselves on here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I do. Worst case scenario I’m right, even if I’m not 100% right if I can make at least a few shilling e-celebs feel miserable and consider their lives a failure then I’ve done my job. Anymore questions?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt their lives are worse than someone who acts like a schizo and spends their free time accusing everyone of being a shill on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. But you do you, whatever makes you happy, I guess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You seem really upset, maybe you should buy an ad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop bullying the unwell.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to this guy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The instant he started getting the mildest of pushback he had a complete meltdown and DFE, he just wasn't cut out for the path of the Arch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he isn't a fraud and a phony
        Thank God!
        AGROGAMERDUDE WON
        FRICK OFF ALL OF YOU RETRO GRIFTER homosexualS

        he got doxxed by the retro grifters' homosexual fans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AGROGAMERDUDE
          Nobody knows who that is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do and I'm glad I came across his videos since they helped me not waste my time on all of these grifters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was funny. "What are you gonna do frick with me?" - Statement from man who was fricked with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being this salty about a modestly successful YouTuber from the 00’s who likes Ys and Phantasy Star. I guess this is the effect that going bald has on a fricker.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got two other videos on his channel too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Balding zoomzoom sees an aging millennial in a Ys t-shirt and says that he is trying to be intimidating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shockingly he's actually mid to early Gen X. Happy Console Gamer is over 50. He's aging like Keanu Reaves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Playing keeps you young, no joke. When you're "too tired" to enjoy things you start dying and get old.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. The rare Gen Xer that got into vidya early on has a lot of cool insight, like those Game Sack guys.

          ?si=LqKajOO3stN1RFTV&t=45

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Ys victory

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So welcome back to another episoooode

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is that Alex YIIK?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what year am I in?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we discuss boomer tubers like actual adults or are the kids on this board just going to keep spamming "who"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry if your jurassic youtuber isn't know by more than the 100+ subscribers they might have.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe he's fricking 50 holy shit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50yo boomer
    >loves vidya
    >always tries to be positive
    >married to a 30yo woman and had a kid with her
    Johnny is based tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally want his life. Being a doomer sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally want his life. Being a doomer sucks.

      I'm unironically envious of his life. Imagine just being a Youtuber where you just reminisce about your past or put out some "review" of a game where you just ramble on how you like the game once a week then just live your life. Also your wife is almost 2x younger, likes you rambling about vidya and she loves vidya herself.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed his videos about PSO and Final fantasy XI. It was a nice little trip down memory lane

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when he talks about the 80s/90s/early 00s
    I WANT TO GO BACK
    I HATE THIS MODERN WORLD

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I first started watching Happy Console Gamer I thought he was in his 20's when he was actually 40. He looked like every stonner millennial I knew in the late 2000's. When he grew out his beard he looked like he was 30 when he's fricking 50. Now he looks like every redditor dad who used to be a milennial stonner. His videos are pretty comfy though.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He usually has some pretty honest takes. I always enjoy his stories when he was young and how he came across all the old games back then. I honestly don't watch him anymore but that's most gaming youtube channels that never bothered to change.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw his recent video and it's sad how brainrotten people are about consuming media to the point where his biggest highlight of "good old days" was that he saw star wars on a big screen...

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk who this queer is but he looks like a circus pinhead

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of any of these people, why do zoomers spend 15 hours a day watching YouTube then complain they don’t have time for games

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my biggest problem with happy console gamer is that he pretends to play games but in reality he never actually finishes anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he never actually finishes anything.
      Yeah, we wouldn't know anything about that, haha.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's histories greatest monster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is every retro israelitetuber, hey guys look at this new piece of technology, then they spend an hour flipping through games playing 1-2 minutes and saying “now you KNOW this one’s a classic,” NONE of these grifting homosexuals plays games stop watching them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about avgn? His videos actually go through the entire game but is it actually him playing it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn’t it Mike Matei playing the games? The only one who played the games is Arino the GOD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What about avgn?
          Not worth watching after his Schwarzenegger games review which is when he started phoning it in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off, baldy.

        What about avgn? His videos actually go through the entire game but is it actually him playing it?

        No, that was Mike, and now it is the slobs (and sometimes Mike).

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the video where he compares Canada's immigration policy to Dynamite Dux

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted his 20 years younger big titty wife

    dude is living the dream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is 30 and he is 50

      how did he do it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women like older men, I’m 5 years older than my wife. It’s how it was for most of history, israelites just tried to erase that only recently

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally my parents, then my dad got cancer at 60 and died when I was 4 years old.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty cool story anon !

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how did he do it?
        Being fricking normal and well adjusted. Problem is, internet fame and being a homosexual streamer attracts personalities that are literally the opposite of normal and well-adjusted. Being online poisons your perception of the average person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is 30 and he is 50

      how did he do it?

      That kind of age gap is just tragic. She'll wake up sooner or later when he's on his deathbed and she's still semi youthful and able bodied.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...anon when he's dead, she'll look like a dried prune

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhh bros?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But then why does he look like he gives drooling gagjobs at seedy gloryholes?

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