He literally did nothing wrong.

He literally did nothing wrong.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he Castlevania Dracula?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're autistic and wasted fpbp on a train of thought void of imagination.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a normal man in a troony game he did literally everything wrong.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did everything wrong

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Zagreus my boy, if you go to the surface you'll fricking die and the other gods forbid your mother's return to the underworld or something so get a job already"
    as usual the conflict would be easily resolved if the antagonist engaged in the tiniest bit of communication

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Melly Sue comes in and just bubble bubble toil 'n troubles the curse away, so she can go to the surface, by just mixing some frickoff plants together
      Zag was robbed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's just taking advantage of the fates not being there, both by herself and with Chaos's help she's done a lot of shit she shouldn't do according to fate's design.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He arguably did more things wrong in the game than he did in the myth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean we're going by the version where Hades didn't kidnap Persephone here, so that's still debatable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both the game and the myth make it clear it was all Zeus's idea from the start, theres just different dispositions from Hades in the game and in the tales.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought it was funny how the guy who rules the underworld, the Satan equivalent, is less of a rapist dickhead power tripping butthole than the God equivalent (Zeus).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the Satan equivalent
            but he's nooooooooooooooot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well Zeus isn't really the "god equivalent" either. Satan rules the underworld, Hades rules the underworld. They both act as judge in their domains, judging souls, etc. Zeus isn't the almighty omnipotent omnipresent being that the Christian god is, but he's god the "man in the clouds" aesthetic and is "the" god when you talk about Greek mythology.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They both act as judge in their domains, judging souls, etc.
                wrong
                Hades was just the bureaucrat who made sure everyone actually got their trial, he did not do the judging or the punishing
                being lord of the underworld was just a job that got assigned by pulling names out of the job jar after the defeat of chronos

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just imagine Greek mythology came about from a group of like 5 dudes who were playing biblical DnD or some shit. Like who comes up with these stories and goes "Yeah, this is shit that actually happened?" it sounds like some teenagers/young adults came together, played some epic imaginary fantasy, and then decided to go spread it around as gospel as a funny joke and it somehow stuck.

                I imagine the person who played Hades was the nerd of the group. Considering he gets fricked over so hard by literally every other god (read: player).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's a lot of tales that people compiled together into one thing over time which is why it comes across as disjointed and schizophrenic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny because Hades was Cronos' eldest son so creation was his by right, not only did he agree to draw the lots but he also setteled for the managerial role of life without arguing.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally did nothing wrong.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOY

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Axe sucks against Chronos.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hnnnnnnghhha

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure whatever, but name ONE single thing she did right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her boons are p. good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in hades 1? they're not at all actually. she's like one of the worst unless you're trying to do a very specific build

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          her and ares suck so much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in hades 2 her basic boons are +50% damage to your attack or special while making them apply freeze which are pretty solid to see early in a run

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah in hades 2 she's good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is a massive b***h that is the cause of 99% of suffering on the heavens earth and hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punching her father to death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She made a dude eat himself once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is her connection to 12gauge shells?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not american so i don't get this joke?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what joke they are right there in the picture

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what joke they are right there in the picture

        It's not part of her design, it's another thing from the game.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does Zag actually love his father?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by the end yeah
      his father loves him too, otherwise he would've locked him in tartarus

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he the only Greek looking god in the entire game?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tsunderes are shit and do everything wrong.

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