He really froze himself for a fucking Wii LMAO

He really froze himself for a fucking Wii LMAO

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cartman being a tendie doesn’t make any sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh i think it makes perfect sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in the show has an actual preference for games, they just hype up whatever is the current trending game/console. The only good video game episode was the Okama Game Sphere episode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only good video game episode was the Okama Game Sphere episode.
        What the World of Warcraft one? it's a classic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i like the wow episode but i don't love it like most people I do like that its based on like the 2 weeks matt and trey played the game before they got the inspiration or whatever.
          alliance only because they probably picked ally and never met a horde
          knew pvp exist but didnt quite know how the system works
          only low level zones like elywnn forest and westfall
          a frostmorne ripoff because im sure they looked up warcraft lore and came across a pic of frostmorne

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that the people on SP played and loved the horde and wanted to use horde races but blizz begged them and gave them a pile of money to do alliance instead.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based South Park. Foreshadowing for Blizzard though...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              made sense since in vanilla the playerbase was like 80% alliance

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sword actually dropped from Naxx

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only low level zones like elywnn forest and westfall
            they were in hillsbrad near dalaran when butters showed up looking like cartman and they had the big fight with everyone in arathi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The WoW episode is a bad WoW episode but a good episode about MMO culture in general

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's a perfect WoW episode. There are fat children shitting themselves in Mythic+ right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too much sovl for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Black Friday episode with PS4 vs. Xbox One was great too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I only liked it because of it building to Stick of Truth, which is saddening realizing the show got (even) worse and the games are the best thing the series has put out in the last decade.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isnt that the episode when they say the Xbox won or something? Looking back made me laugh for how wrong and misinformed they were in the perspective of the vidya game industry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hated this triology because watching it live as it aired it was fuckin obvious how hard they were shilling for the xbone. Every other commercial was for the Xbox and even within the context of the episode the best “pro” they could muster for the PS4 was “the controller is kind of cool I guess” meanwhile they went into great detail about every xbone feature

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a clear marketing strategy, trying to portray to general audiences that both consoles were on equal grounds, Bing Bong Theory show also had a "console indecision" episode about the bazinga man talking about the xbox one specs. Funny enough, exclusives are never discussed.
            I'm pretty sure everyone in South Park is portrayed as having a PS4 now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They literally had Bill Gates murder “that guy” (the Sony president, they didn’t even use his name) in the end

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The funniest in shit the Big Bang Theory is that the characters are aways portrayed as playing FPS and MMORPGs in their laptops without mouses
              Also, everytime they speak about hacking or fixing tech by themselves they are obligated to speak about "but we don't mess with Applecare, it's just too good!"
              Oh! And there was also the episode where they were invited to early screenings of the best movie of the year ( suicide squad)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TBBT pisses me off so god damn much and the memes are fucking true. They did a world of warcraft joke and despite the reference being fucking entry level they still managed to fuck it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The automatic pre-order for metal gear solid v

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The PSP episode was fantastic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bombu de harbor!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >matt and trey predicted weebs that would die for and defect to japan because they consoomed and grew up with jap culture
          lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't really praise their prediction powers when it comes to the episode where they didn't understand Pokémon and called it a fad, considering that it's still going strong 30 years later.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon even during Pokemon Go did not come close to how massive it was during the late 90s. Nintendo would have died were it not for pokemon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Pokemon even during Pokemon Go did not come close to how massive it was during the late 90s. Nintendo would have died were it not for pokemon.
                What

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nintendo would have died were it not for pokemon
                The Gameboy, ya, Nintendo, no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chinpokomon hit so close to home. What happened to Kyle was my exact experience. There were these two kids at school into Pokemon, so I get Pokemon Red for my birthday. Then it's not good enough, I need to watch the anime now, then collect the fucking cards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i remember when carman said that he wanted a Sega Dreamcast in that episode iirc. Better times

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't get the wild wacky action bike as a kid
          You never lived.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about the microtransactions episode?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chinpokemon is also very funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely. Also, you have very large penis.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more like it was funny how off the mark they were about it being a fad with no staying power, in fact they were wrong about ps4 vs xbox too and were ultra late to the party when airing the minecraft episode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think anyone could predict Pokemon would still be relevant in 2023. Those type of things don't last.
            And to be fair, Pokemon shouldn't be relevant in 2023, it hasn't been good for a long long time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon is the literal golden goose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guitar Queer-O is funny if you view the entire episode as a setup for the last minute.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you view the entire episode as a setup for the last minute.

          It absolutely was all leading to that.

          >That feel when I had brothers who tried to be "Professional" Guitar Hero players on youtube and had to hear them reset songs and mash on that controller all fucking day and filmed on a poor quality camera.
          >They watched this episode new and saw no shred of irony in laughing at the payoff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OKAMAAAAA
        GAMESPHERE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody in the show has an actual preference for games, they just hype up whatever is the current trending game/console.

        Yeah. Trending games like the Mega blockbuster hit Okami

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats clearly wolfi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Margaritaville had Cartman seething about not being able to get GTA IV for the DS before saying Chinatown Wars for the rest of the episode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >omg guys quit bothing me im playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for my Playstation Five
        so friggin relatable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as this anon said

      Nobody in the show has an actual preference for games, they just hype up whatever is the current trending game/console. The only good video game episode was the Okama Game Sphere episode.

      but i do remember that episode he baseded about the gta ds game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im anti semitic, racist, and misogynist and love nintendo games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was 2007. EVERYONE wanted a Wii.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone wanted a Wii before people realized they mostly sucked. There's a handful of decent of games, but the controls are rough after awhile.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >handful of decent games
        >mario galaxy
        >mario galaxy 2
        >twillight princess
        >skyward sword (which is mid)
        >smash brawl
        >mario kart
        >mad world
        >donkey kong
        >wii sports
        Are you kidding me? Wii had great games. And I hated the motion controls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mario Galaxy 2
          >great game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anon
            >not a retarded homosexual nagger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes the console just happened to keep selling after everyone realized it sucked for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tendie

      What the fuck is?
      I am not a nagger, and I don't use tiktok, so what does that word mean?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fried chicken tender

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newfag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. non white zoomoid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lurk moar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do newfriends always have to out themselves so pathetically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        use context clues to find the answer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. nagger

        go steal a bike tyrone
        you are not fooling anybody

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go back newhomosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What the fuck is?
        >I am not a nagger, and I don't use tiktok, so what does that word mean?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >supposed ""old""fag pretending to not be with it with newfangled zoomer speech over fucking tendie something shitposted for over half a decade
        KWAB

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's how the buck broke snoys and steamy dickets refer to Nintendo fans. Why do they do it? It's because they're fat fucks who can't stop thinking about food.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Wii was just that popular, to the point where lineups for grabbing one was a very common sight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A mom died trying to get her kids a free Wii. I think Cartman would find that rad. Only to realize the console blows. If Matt and Trey understood gaming, this would've caused Cartman to become a PC Chad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If Matt and Trey understood gaming, this would've caused Cartman to become a PC Chad
        You mustards crack me up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There hasn't been a good console since the PS2. Every single one I've bought, I've had massive buyer's remorse. I'm never buying one again.
          >dude but how will you play the latest normalfag garbage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's 8.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair they rarely act their age anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's also an apple fanboy if that one episode is to be believed, as he states that "anything but Apple is stupid" and in the Black Friday trilogy he was the leader of the Xbox faction, so it would lead people to believe he hates Sony. So he's an Xbox and Apple fanboy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cartman is just a consoomer but when they needed to poke fun at the console wars he was an xbro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he always wanted a Sega Dreamcast in one episode

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was consoomer cartman who just wants new thing. He wasn’t really an Apple fanboy either he just didn’t want to be seen with a less hip device, but was ultimately willing to when his mother took him home with nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was preventing the town's economy from improving itself over Chinatown Wars, a $40 game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone wanted one.

      I remember my Samsclub putting in stock about 20 of them and not even 5 minutes later they were all gone.
      This was 2008 btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone loved Wii, and the reason why is because it's KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is not, that's why in the console war episode they were talking about xbox one vs ps4. The character is what it needs to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matt and Trey are pretentious hacks that have never written anything good or funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South Park exists in a floating timeline, Cartman isn't an anything, he wants whatever current popular trend is. PSP, PS4, Xbox, Wii, Pokemon, iPad, Warcraft, RDR2, Star Wars Fallen Order, Guitar Hero. There's many such cases.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stan - PlayStation
      Kyle - Xbox
      Kenny - Nintendo
      Cartman - PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. zoomer
      The Wii was the most anticipated console release of the 2000s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good god we have posters so young they actually don't remember the wii launch period.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cartman being a tendie doesn’t make any sense
      South Park is a pop culture vampire
      >They "hyped" Pokemon
      >They hyped Yu-gi-oh
      >They hyped WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFT
      >Now they are hyping tranny's gate 3
      they just reference what's popular for retards and normies to feel validated

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d freeze myself until February 29th

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many years do I need to freeze myself until the whole FF7 remake is out, and how many consoles will I need to buy by then?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how many consoles
        1 PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're so close, Anon. Just a few more months.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What games were even worth being hyped for at the time the episode aired?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twilight Princess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matt and Trey don't play video games, they just heard all the hype

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they did the episode because they were hyped for the wii themselves

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trey plays a shit ton of video games. He pretends to be cool, but he's a turbo nerd who plays DnD and a bunch of RPGs, both table top and Vidya. He went on some autistic board game channel that gets like 10k views a video to sperg out about his favorite role playing games. https://www.youtube.com/live/zh9BxM6vBNI?si=jSnHlfl4rVfcjCfS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Matt openly admits he doesn't outside of big titles but Trey genuinely does love RPGs. He mentioned he played all three Mother titles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trey also minored in Japanese in college and fluently speaks Japanese and references obscure anime frequently

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >references obscure anime
            Like what? At most I remember references to Akira.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can’t remember offhand but in the Princess Kenny episode I’m pretty sure the main kid from FLCL is in the background. Maybe not “obscure” but definitely moreso than the cheap DBZ/Speed Racer references

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's the whole Cartman and Cthulhu scene that is just My Neighbor Totoro.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can’t remember offhand but in the Princess Kenny episode I’m pretty sure the main kid from FLCL is in the background. Maybe not “obscure” but definitely moreso than the cheap DBZ/Speed Racer references

              There's the whole Cartman and Cthulhu scene that is just My Neighbor Totoro.

              Getter Robo as well in one episode.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                robo wants an oreo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he also married a jap

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And then cheated on her for some white woman and got divorced.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro people literally killed themselves for the chance to get a Wii.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wee for a wii
        did they get sued? i forgot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah they had to pay the lady's family like 9.7 million

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            16.5 millon apparently
            https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jennifer-stranges-family-awarded-165-million-in-wee-for-wii-contest-death/
            holy shit what a windfall
            imagine being set for life cause of this

            When did you stop watching South Park Ganker?

            last season i watched was season 19
            for reference the season premier of seaosn 20 was that member berries epsiode and I didnt watch that or anything after

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd honestly rather have my mom be alive than have 2-3 million dollars (whatever my cut would be)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >holy shit what a windfall
              >imagine being set for life cause of this
              Bummer that your fucking mom and wife are dead, I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twilight Princess, Wii Sports, and I guess Excite Trucks
      Red Steel too before people knew it was piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The second one was good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but it flopped because it had the name of the first and that drove people away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brawl wtf you guys retarded?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smash shit is niche af

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sells 13 million copies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And kinect adventures sold 24 million. Are you gonna say that cheap camera pos isn't a niche for the 360? Cause it was

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you literally underage? Melee was the best selling GC game and Brawl had a massive hype cycle, and Smash still a relevant franchise. Kinect Adventures was a pack-in for a joke add-on that only casuals played and no one remembers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're not talking about the GC here
                We're talking about the Wii and it's bundled smash game doing only marginally better than a kinect game for the 360

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it was about Smash being niche, which it isn't by any stretch of the imagination. No one remotely gives a shit about Kinect Adventures. No one acknowledges it, it gets no threads here, and there's no zoomer nostalgia for it like what Brawl gets. It was a bundled game for a fad add-on. It's the definition of a memoryholed game. I bet if you asked the average person to list some best sellers for the 360, nobody would mention that literal bargain bin Kinect shovelware.
                >Wii
                >bundled smash game
                So you're both underage and retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >goes from simple copies sold to
                >muh threads muh acknowledgement muh b-bargain bin...
                Yeah I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you're a complete retard who should go back to twitter. And to keep it on topic, Smash is the kind of game Cartman would want a Wii for, since he played the Game Sphere and was into Chinpokomon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Smash
          >niche
          Nigga, everyone fucking plays Smash. Even your mom probably knows about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brawl wasn’t out in 2006 when this episode aired you gay fucking retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was announced that year and originally scheduled for release in 2007. People were indeed hyped for it, you illiterate newnagger fetus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People weren’t hyped for brawl on the RELEASE you illiterate cunt. It was all about twilight Princess and Wii sports. Fuck excite truck and even red steel had more buzz
            >newnagger fetus
            I was 16 when the Wii came out and was playing trauma center on it while you were probably sucking your dads nips

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >on the RELEASE
              No, they were hyped when it got announced. Many people bought a Wii early in anticipation of it, especially because of the console's supply issues. Sorry Alzheimer's hit you early, braindead moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody was buying a Wii in 06/07 for brawl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bought a wii solely for brawl and loved Japan time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You bought a console in 2006 for a game that didn’t release until 2008? You’re dumb. Did you also buy a ps3 for kingdom hearts?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, because PlayStation doesn’t have games. A lot of people bought the wii to wait for Brawl and other titles that everyone knew were coming out.
                For a lot of people, the Wii was just a Smash machine.
                Same with the Switch, except Ultimate turned out to be hot garbage

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You bought a console in 2006 for a game that didn’t release until 2008?
                Brawl was revealed in 2006 you fucking tard. Is it Alien to you that people buy consoles for something that's eventually going to come out for it? That's like calling a Pokemon fan retarded for buying a DS in 2004 two years before Diamond and Pearl knowing damn well a Pokemon game was coming out for it eventually. Idiot homosexual moron bitch. have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Newfag seriously doesn't know about Brawl Pre-Release hype.

                Brawl was a major reason for the Wii's interest and Success, the reveal of Snake in the E3 06 Trailer back when bringing in third parties was a novelty literally fueled a great deal of interest in the Wii launch which also lead to Japan Time here when they started revealing more characters. Not like this was exclive to nintendo either, Halo 3 had people buying 360's well before launch and PS3 had Nogames.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elebits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best racing game I ever played
      You even turned into a bug robot and had to shave the controller to run
      Fuck you I liked it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What games did the wii even have on release?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excitetruck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't need any
        Wii Sports was blowing peoples minds and had Wiis flying off the shelf. People who never though of buying a video game console before were lining up for a Wii.
        It was the turning point where Nintendo stopped competing with the regular video game market and became their own thing.

        I remember trying to convince myself that Excitetruck, Rayman Raving Rabbids and Wii Sports would satisfy me...

        Then I went back to MGS2 and 3, KH2, Godhand and Devil May Cry 3 on my PS2 lmao. Owning a Wii was fucking suffering, though it's kind of hilarious how GC/Wii babbies (kids who grew up with the thing) will try to convince you it's gimmicky library was strong lmao.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are games on the GC and Wii that are genuinely great games (not many, but the good ones are phenomenal.)
          For example, F-Zero GX. Genuinely one of, if not the best, futuristic racing games ever created. Granted not many people bought or owned it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh absolutely man, I completely agree. I feel Nintendo blew their load early though - most of those fantastic GC games came out at the very beginning, with a few great titles scattered around and Wii is similar. Problem is that you were left waiting years or months apart before anything else that great came out. It was torture and there was wayyy more shovelware than good stuff. People will argue the same for PS2, but the quantity of good games was way bigger and way more diverse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Then I went back to MGS2 and 3, KH2, Godhand and Devil May Cry 3 on my PS2 lmao

          Because that games have complex move-sets that only works if you have two hands in a traditional controller. The Wiimote is a pointing device for one hand, and the other hand cant use the buttons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was in college when the Wii dropped, and I maintain that it has a very strong library. You're just a retarded zoomer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you're someone who was amused by gimmicks. It had a few incredibly solid games, but to think that can maintain it's lifespan is dumb. You have about 1 or 2 games max per genre that were done well, while SNES/PS1/PS2 utterly mogged it on every front. Humble up - your Boom Blox, No More Heroes, etc. don't add up to much. For a preteen who grew up with SNES upwards, it was fucking excruciating waiting for good, solid, substantial games on that thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't need any
      Wii Sports was blowing peoples minds and had Wiis flying off the shelf. People who never though of buying a video game console before were lining up for a Wii.
      It was the turning point where Nintendo stopped competing with the regular video game market and became their own thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bingo. my boomer mother bought a Wii for the family for Christmas that year. no one played it after the new year tbqh

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hype around nintendo and a console with motion controls were something out of the future

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you had to be there lil zoom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except it's even more pathetic in retrospect if you were there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You went outside. Only fags do that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was a seaon 4 episode where they wanted money for a sega dreamcast

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when it was possible to be that enthusiastic about new stuff instead of dreading how much worse things are gonna get.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people went insane over the Wii

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was mad hype for the wii anon. It took me like two years before I could get one

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like SP is the only western cartoon to have episodes be about video games that ever made me laugh. Must be because Matt and Trey actually play video games and used to be funny, every video game reference in other cartoons like Simpsons, KOTH or Futurama was just boomer shit like referncing the DK arcade and shit like FG and and R&M are just tryhard and unfunny when they reference video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FG is same boomer shit as Simpsons/future/koth and R&M is made by the same leftist that hate video games but cry for censorship and propoganda

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite Chinpokomon? Mine is Shoe.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes zoomer, the Wii was the hottest shit in the market for like 3 years.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is fractured but whole worth playing? I've heard is not as good of stick of truth and they changed the way the game works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's good, yeah

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the wii's library is actually very good

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did you stop watching South Park Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Around 2006.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after chef was killed off
      not because I liked him I just fell off around that time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right around imaginationland. didn't like the three part format, as streaming wasn't a thing yet and i missed part 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one about member berries i think. i believe it was season 20, the one that feels like a really long episode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I went back and watched from the beginning and this is where I stopped too. You're right, the whole fucking season became one long boring-ass episode and it became weirdly more tame.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          right, that shit was truly fucking awful and boring. have every episode connected was a mistake, one so big they probably learned their lesson. I might try watching the show again some time, ill just skip season 20

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dropped in memberberries because they are the same boring "the old times" trope that every cartoon use since 2015. I remember Uncle Granpa pulled the same trope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I went back and watched from the beginning and this is where I stopped too. You're right, the whole fucking season became one long boring-ass episode and it became weirdly more tame.

        right, that shit was truly fucking awful and boring. have every episode connected was a mistake, one so big they probably learned their lesson. I might try watching the show again some time, ill just skip season 20

        Cosigning
        That season with the memberberries was awful. I kept tabs and finally gave up with the tegridy weed shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the season before they introduced the retarded donald trump shit and then get btfo when Trump won and had to throw away the entire script of Trump losing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly thought a Million Little Fibers was funny. I didn't get the hate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Googled episode name. Instantly remember episode and literally start laughing out loud. That was a great episode, I love Towelie. Perhaps that chart is some sort of meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is literally the "DUDE WEED LMAO" episode.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats all the later seasons in general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imaginationland.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After season 19 when they added PC principal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not big on the newer stuff but PC Principal in a vacuum is a great character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >terrence and philip in not without my anus
      FILTERED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt it just a clip show

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was an entire episode about Terrance and Phillip, it was pretty much like watching an actual episode of their show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it was an April fools gag. The last episode of the first season ended in a "Who shot J.R." type cliffhanger (except it was the identity of Cartman's dad) and instead of airing the resolution, they aired that instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the danish troll season

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the poo that took a pee was good but then i kinda shifted in maturity there. some stuff is just so fuckin stupid that its funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Mr. Garrison was being referred to as "The President" and never done anything interesting with how degenerate Garrison was before he became a Trump parody. I feel like South Park itself died after Isaac Hayes passed away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost none of it. Or at least never following it, the only bit of it I watched was when you cunts post clips and rips of it on dumbass sites like cytube and ustream during events

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really, really liked the Funnybot episode. His robotic singsong chanting of ~AWKWARD is classic bruteforce shitmemeing. Also, how he opens fire on sitcom audiences using gatling guns. It was incredible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funnybot is full of funny shit
        >German autism not being able to take a joke and program a death machine
        >Shitty unfunny black comedian that only gets by because of his race
        >Funnybot being hilarious because no boundary is sacred while also having commentary on the effect that comedy can have when that excuse is used
        Honestly nowhere near the worst episode.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The tweek vs craig yaoi episode.

      After watching it I decided to go back and watch the original tweek vs craig episode and it was so night and day difference in quality it made me realize how fucking bad South Park had gotten.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 15. I really, really dislike Randy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped at the end of that arc when cartman tames cthulhu and kenny seeks his true death before getting stuffed by mintberry crunch
      That was all the closure for the show I needed really

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tegridy Farms, Randy has never be this insufferable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The episode where all the Christians, israelites, and Muslims got along because Cartman painted a cow. I thought the religion parts were funny, like how they take the 3 symbols of the religion and turn them into the Van Halen logo, but them spending half of the episode just saying the words "Yummy farts" over and over legitimately ruined it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was the 2016 election season the one where they started making seasons have ongoing plots? If so that’s where I stopped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's when that ongoing plot shit started happening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People hate Funnybot? Not an amazing episode but there's probably 50 episodes that are worse
      Also I never stopped watching, the show has ups and downs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, same. I don’t get why people hate that episode, there are a few good bits that make me chuckle, like how Tolkien keeps giving money to that one comedian so he won’t leave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still watch it, panderverse was pretty funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South Park fans are so fucking retarded. Not Without My Anus and Great Expectations are pinnacles of the series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Funnybot may be the least humorous episode of television ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      around season 16-20 is when i stopped and didnt bought the dvds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Around the season where they introduced PC Principal. South Park drastically changed for the worst once they adopted serialized plots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was around the exact time I dropped out too. I actually went back years later to watch these and it was...ok I guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was around the exact time I dropped out too. I actually went back years later to watch these and it was...ok I guess

        They were just too offensive with these.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Around 2012 or something, but in terms of seasons I'd say I ditched it when you had to watch one episode to understand the other. Tegridy Farms was the final nail in the coffin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly thought a Million Little Fibers was funny. I didn't get the hate

      I like all three of the flop episodes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped when stan turned 10, all those episodes were shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was actually great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >n-no you watched it wrong! You’re not supposed to side with Cartman you chud!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit take me back, this is fucking horrendous

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why's the black girls va so bad? doesn't even sound like a black girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            their choices for voices were limited and they wanted to stay safe with the whole "black people should play black characters" and got some rando that was in Black Panther.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, they made a poor choice because she unironically sounds like a 12 year old boy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was actually pretty good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit take me back, this is fucking horrendous

          >n-no you watched it wrong! You’re not supposed to side with Cartman you chud!

          This was actually great

          Never said it was bad, anon said whats the last one you stopped watching

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            According to every culture warrior youtuber, they haven't stopped watching that episode in their heads, so anon isn't trying hard enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KATHLEEN KENNEDY GOOD!
        DISNEY GOOD!
        FENCE SITTING GOOD!
        CARTMAN IS RETARDED AND A CHUD LIKE YOU!!!
        BUT HE LEARNS TO NOT BLAME THE RETARDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY BEING homosexualS!!!
        BE LIKE CARTMAN AT THE END CHUD!!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Asian Kenny returns later, she's so fucking hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give me a quick rundown of this episode. I saw they shat on KK and Disney, but at the same time they made cartman be like the mouthpiece for people that complain too much about it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is cartman so thin in that picture?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is I don't remember
      Probably around the time they started to have overarching plots between all of the season's episodes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY SCIENCE
    I forget this came from South Park sometimes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was farnsworth in futurama?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he actually believed in god in the old pre cancellation seasons.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wii only surpassed xbox and ps3 sales cause it was cheaper, pretty meh cames, i bet i couldnt even play blocklords on that shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has been almost 20 years son, Id still get a wii If I manage to find some today, also aint buying your game bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ffs rts are overrated

      Let's be realistic here, when the Nintendo Wii came out a lot of people thought it was revolutionary.

      this

      It has been almost 20 years son, Id still get a wii If I manage to find some today, also aint buying your game bitch

      Yeah cool but Its a free game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that doesnt look like an rts to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wii was quite literally the poor fags console who only had those gimmicky wii games bundled that both inflated the games it was selling and the consoles sold.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be realistic here, when the Nintendo Wii came out a lot of people thought it was revolutionary.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So did some people for the Ouya.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to Toys 'R' Us on release day
    >"I'd like a Wii please."
    >Smug cashier: *Chuckles* "Yeah I bet you do"
    >I pull out my pre-order proof of purchase
    >Cashier stops smiling and hands me my Wii
    High point of my 13 year old life at that point. That was probably the first time I got something on release.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Park episodes age like milk. Yes the first seasons too.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That just makes it funnier in retrospect. It aged well.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I got a Wii I didnt even play Wii Sports I just made Miis all fucking day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you didn't play sports, you fat fuck.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those episodes were pure soul.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    Kiddy games are so much more fun than serious mature moviegames

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people saying there was hype for the wii
    This was during peak dude bro era of gaming. The PS3 and 360 and all their brown n bloom shooters absolutely stole the spotlight.
    The Wii was seen as a joke, a console for people whose parents unironically still had TV parental controls for their 12 year olds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude bro
      Those guys don't even play videogames

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom zoom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol im zoomer and this was my first xbox game in 2006

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude you were not fucking alive then. The Wii was THE Christmas gift of the season, everyone in the family including feeble old granny wanted to play gay ass Wii bowling. Locally, a woman killed herself holding her piss in for a chance to win a Wii from the radio station. Shit was a genuine normalfag fad hit. Every single home had one hooked up to the television that year. You’re dumb as fuck,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep repeating that one case you nintendork zoomer there's umpteen robberies and murders for ps3s and 360s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The wii was popular because normalfags hate Play/Xbox style controllers, I saw T-shirts with a picture of a Wiiimote to represent "gaming" as a friendly symbol for the Average Joe. However more recently, you might see Boomer comics criticize zoomers and his "gaming addiction" with a PS4 style controller

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youre thinking of the Wii U which was a complete flop.
      The Wii was a massive hit in the UK. Literally every friend's household had one and I had one too. its the only time my sister and her friends and my mother ever played vidya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're completely wrong. The Wii was the gaming equivalent of George Floyd. Everyone lost all sense of logic and were tripping over themselves for it.

      I never understood it, even at the time. It's even crazier now when you look back and see how little legacy that thing has. Shit console.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You had to be there. Wii hype was ridiculous. My step mom stayed overnight to get one. For a while, it was the only thing bringing our family together until everyone got bored of it except for me.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chad warden laid the blue prints for south park writers for cartman for the ps360 gen, shame they didn't take it, they could have made him be sad because no games and join team nintendo later aswell

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heidi best girl.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode where Cartman sold out Kyle for GTA Chinatown Wars

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still wish they'd develop 3 more games with the remaining themes from the mobile game.
    Fantasy - Stick of Truth
    Superhero - Fractured But Whole
    Adventure - plot about the boys playing Cowboys vs. Indians
    Sci-Fi - Aliens, duh
    Mystic - Bring back Satan and Jesus, could be the best opportunity to have Saddam back as a villain as well

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you wouldn't, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one in each hand one in the mouth and one in the cock

      one spare

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Park's soul died when they stopped doing completely superfluous but memorable live action segments.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ALABAMA MAN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GAY

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check a South park thread on Ganker a while ago
    >It's stuffed to the gills with actual unironic fujos
    It was a weird and terrifying experience like I walked into some kinda sideways world of what I usually expect in Ganker, never again do I dare attempt to go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loud house thread full of men being pedos
      😐
      >south park thread full of women being pedos
      :O

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me two decades to realize that the joke of Okama Game Sphere is that "okama" means gay.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do lefties hate south park so much?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw watching this episode on my friends laptop camped outside of a bestbuy in early January 2008
    >mfw playing twilight Princess and the burning crusade the next day

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was 14 when this episode came out
    >There are people who were born after this episode came out on Ganker right now
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember when south park thought xbone would beat ps4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Black Friday trilogy was such an obvious shill for xbox and it aged like milk. The ps4 ended up outselling the Xbone like what 5 to 1?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft actually paid them.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as soon as PC principal got added it was over
    >hey i learned something you gu-
    >entire town in unison: SHUT UP
    >everyone walks off screen
    this is the exact moment it died

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think im the only one who thought the wii was shit and was only going to be casual waggle trash.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey man that shit was hard to get at launch

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when was the wii launched? here it says november 16, 2006
    Ganker archive goes back to around june 2006 so can go back and see for yourself how much hype there was for it or not on launch

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was there even a console war for ps4/xbone like the wii/360/ps3? Felt like we were all just tired and there wasn't really anything to talk about. The only big thing I remember was Sony shitting on microsoft for the used game thing and online. But look how bad the turn tables turn-tabled there. The ps5/xbox was also very whatever. Nevertheless, the 7th-gen war was kino.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when trey and matt would sit at like a fireplace at the beginning and end of the epsiode with a dog
    weird times

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that these retards planned an entire season + season finale thinking than Hillary clinton was going to win
    Man what a horrible season

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I completely skipped the seasons where electionshit and PC Principal took focus

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that the show was already terrible by this point.
    Only the Okama Gamesphere is worth this much hype.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quite literally not enough fujos, yumejos and gay sex

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cartman calls Kyle "the human israelite" in the coon and friends trilogy
    When I first heard it I burst out laughing

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You had to be there.
    The hype was real and people really did think it was going to be magic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It kind of was magic the first time you used it, I remember it blowing my mind as a kid the first time I turned it on and played Wii Sports. It wore of after like an hour but it was still pretty amazing to the average person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its still cool now, there needs to be another wii

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s your personal favourite episode?
    Mine is the Whale Wars episode.

    >Great job, son. Now the Japanese are normal, like us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little Crime Stoppers is one of my personal favorites.

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