>he refuses to play the most kino game of 2023

>he refuses to play the most kino game of 2023

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot DAMN those lips were built for SUCKING DICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wouldn't even be gay since he's a robot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a cyborg

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive for a AA game.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played it, completed it, waiting for NG+ so I can play it again leveled up and with all my PCBs.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth it if I never watched Robocop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Robocop. It's fuckin' kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps, but most of the enjoyment comes from being in that world as the walking tank. All the little details, the love put into it from devs who care as much about the source material as I do. But even without that the blood effects put MK to shame and it never gets old throwing bad guys through windows.
        Of course, you should just watch the fucking movie instead. Watch Robocop 2 as well. Both are mandatory watching for anyone as far as I'm concerned.

        The original Robocop is worth watching. Robocop 2 is also good, but it gets a little bit silly compared to the first one - still a good film with an anti-drug message. There's also Robocop 3, which is PG13, has a different actor playing Robocop, and the story is basically big business is taking over the town. It's got a neat jetpack section but that's about it. Then you have the Robocop remake. Watch it if you like afterwards, as there are some references to the original. Too much of his wife/kid in it I think, but it's an okay film.
        Don't bother with the tv show or cartoon.

        You didn't answer the question

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but here's something you should do:
          STOP BEING A homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not buying it and not watching your overrated movie now
            Cope.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              @657550283
              Not how it words lad. No more free (you)'s for such shit bait.

              You never were.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok consoomer. Please continue the good fight trying to prove how great 2 and 3 are.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm not watching it now haha
              Are you that much of an arrogant narcissistric homosexual that you think anyone gives a company fuck as to whether some anonymous shitheel watches a movie people like and genuinely recommended to him before he decided to act like a colossal homosexual? No, no one cares you're deciding to rob yourself from a great movie experience because a bunch of people were mean to you on an imageboard. Maybe if you killed yourself on stream you'd get a few people to actually pay attention to you for once in your life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look, the game is made for fans of the films. If you want to get the game, that's up to you. If you want to understand the story/lore better, then watch the first film. I'm not giving you homework, I make no profit from any of this conversation. Choose your own way to live unlike Murphy who was not allowed to die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps, but most of the enjoyment comes from being in that world as the walking tank. All the little details, the love put into it from devs who care as much about the source material as I do. But even without that the blood effects put MK to shame and it never gets old throwing bad guys through windows.
      Of course, you should just watch the fucking movie instead. Watch Robocop 2 as well. Both are mandatory watching for anyone as far as I'm concerned.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not recommend Robocop 3 while you're at it, since we're clearly in the business of astroturfing shit sequels now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Robocop 2
          >shit
          Why don't you fuck off and show us how it's done.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're off your fucking rocker if you don't think Robocop 2 was good.
            Better than 1? Hell no. But it was damn good.

            It's dogsshit buddy and always has been, remembered solely because of Robocain. You're the type of retard who I can almost guarantee enjoyed Robocop 3 because the jetpack made you clap.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're off your fucking rocker if you don't think Robocop 2 was good.
          Better than 1? Hell no. But it was damn good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original Robocop is worth watching. Robocop 2 is also good, but it gets a little bit silly compared to the first one - still a good film with an anti-drug message. There's also Robocop 3, which is PG13, has a different actor playing Robocop, and the story is basically big business is taking over the town. It's got a neat jetpack section but that's about it. Then you have the Robocop remake. Watch it if you like afterwards, as there are some references to the original. Too much of his wife/kid in it I think, but it's an okay film.
      Don't bother with the tv show or cartoon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hardly remember Robocop 3. I watched bits and pieces on G4's Movies That Don't Suck. The remake is guttural trash though. Boring villains, lame robocop, looks goofy too. Seriously, what's with modern movies showing off the actor's face the whole movie? These guys are meant to wear their masks and helmets. The marvel movies have the same issue. 2014 can be skipped. Going to watch 2 right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Seriously, what's with modern movies showing off the actor's face the whole movie? These guys are meant to wear their masks and helmets.
          Marketing sticking their grubby nose in things. They paid top fucking dollar for A-list stars, and YOU want to cover their faces up? Are you high?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea who this organ bag is.
            But I understand exactly what you mean. That Pedro Pascal chump was crying about that when he was in The Mandolorian. Toby Macquire was demanding more face time in Spiderman 3. I think the only actor that wanted the character to be shown instead of the actor was Karl Urban in Dredd.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              karl urban is a national treasure. i want a 2nd dredd movie from him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I think the only actor that wanted the character to be shown instead of the actor was Karl Urban in Dredd.

              Stallone was a fan of Judge Dredd and wanted to play the role with the helmet on at all times, but studio execs wanted to show his face.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actors consider their face an asset and monetize how much time their face is onscreen or the time they are speaking. They believe less face time means less market saturation for them as a brand and it affects how big their next role will be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Seriously, what's with modern movies showing off the actor's face the whole movie? These guys are meant to wear their masks and helmets.
          Marketing sticking their grubby nose in things. They paid top fucking dollar for A-list stars, and YOU want to cover their faces up? Are you high?

          I have no idea who this organ bag is.
          But I understand exactly what you mean. That Pedro Pascal chump was crying about that when he was in The Mandolorian. Toby Macquire was demanding more face time in Spiderman 3. I think the only actor that wanted the character to be shown instead of the actor was Karl Urban in Dredd.

          Actors consider their face an asset and monetize how much time their face is onscreen or the time they are speaking. They believe less face time means less market saturation for them as a brand and it affects how big their next role will be.

          Robocop should not put the mask back on after the end of 1, considering it's part of him regaining his humanity and it's entirely marketing's fault that he had it back on throughout 2.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What?
            That's like saying a football player shouldn't wear a helmet. Are you legit retarded?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Watch the movie again retard
              When he goes into battle at the very end he has no mask, because it's not important for his combat effectiveness (he's completely small arms proof because he's Robocop), but IS important for his sense of self. The last fucking line of the movie is him calling himself "Murphy".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its
                a fucking
                helmet
                why would he not wear it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It probably also has dome of the senors/equipment in it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly
                Also why would he risk ruining what little of him he has left?
                This mother fucker is dumb as fuck

                Watch the movie again retard
                When he goes into battle at the very end he has no mask, because it's not important for his combat effectiveness (he's completely small arms proof because he's Robocop), but IS important for his sense of self. The last fucking line of the movie is him calling himself "Murphy".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It probably also has dome of the senors/equipment in it

                Exactly
                Also why would he risk ruining what little of him he has left?
                This mother fucker is dumb as fuck [...]

                A. It offers no tactical advantage whatsoever, it doesn't offer him any protection, which is why he doesn't wear it at the end of the movie
                B. It represents him as a brand image, as an OCP product to sell, as a robot, as something inhuman. Him taking it off at the end is rejecting all that and becoming Alex Murphy, good cop and good friend, once again. Putting it back on shows that nothing has changed and the whole plot of the movie was pointless, because Robocop's character is exactly where it was the second OCP turn him on for the first time

                Admit that you just think the mask looks cooler than Peter Weller's face with ugly robot prosthetics behind it, because that's literally the only justification for him to have it back on in Robocop 2 or in the game or wherever else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It offers no tactical advantage whatsoever
                Alright that's enough of you 'pretending' to be retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"uh it has like sensors or something in it"
                >"uh it like keeps his face safe"
                you're just making shit up that is directly contradicted by the events of the movie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no evidence in what you're claiming.
                None.
                It makes logical sense for Murphy to wear a helmet when he's getting shot at. This is not even a debate. This is your intervention on how autistic you are and you probably need to have some sort of handler.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not listening to common sense at all
                You're making this into some weird leftist thing. Yes, he knows he's Murphy....that somehow means he doesn't need protection from getting his head attacked?
                nagger, you're fucking dumb. It's a helmet. His partner and other cops wear helmets too BECAUSE HE'S A COP AND NEEDS PROTECTION. He's not invincible.
                Man, you people really are something else. You're simply too out of your god damn mind to even allow common sense to function in your head.
                Question: How do you not drown when you look up when it rains? It really must be a miracle you have not died yet from the stupid you're radiating in your posts.
                It's not fucking deep, it's a helmet. A high tech helmet designed for him when he goes patrolling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're making this into some weird leftist thing.
                The movie was directed by a weird Dutch socialist homo, so I fully expect the message of the movie to be something that fits with that sort of ideology. The most basic version of that message and that story is "cop guy dies and gets brought back as a robot cop and overcomes his robot self to become cop guy again".
                And for everything else: I have to reiterate that we are not talking about a football player or a human policeman, we're talking about a bipedal tank. Underneath his skin isn't flesh and bone, it's metal that is apparently resistant to everything under 20mm cannon rounds.

                It's so tempting considering I'm constantly surrounded by morons like you who want to make the helmet into some sort of bad thing when it wasn't at all.
                By that logic, why use the gun? Why use the armor? I mean fuck it right? Why even be a cop still?

                >By that logic, why use the gun? Why use the armor? I mean fuck it right? Why even be a cop still?
                Because he was a cop with a gun when he was still a human, so he's not getting rid of part of his humanity. And he IS the armor. It's not coming off if he wants to be able to walk around (he does because that's also something he did as a human). Something he didn't do as a human is cover his eyes and only expose his lips 24/7. Even when he's a soft, squishy, shotgunnable human cop wearing his helmet in the beginning of the movie his entire face is visible.

                [...]
                [...]
                For fuck's sake man, it's an important bit of symbolism for the film itself, but in-character it wasn't a conscious declaration to never hide his face again. His helmet was was busted up, so he took it off, simple as.

                And if he decided to go back to being a street cop, it makes perfect sense he'd wear the cool helmet instead of exposing his fucking horror show face to the public (besides the various protective and technological benefits it likely provides).

                Has a good point in saying that OTHER PEOPLE in universe probably prefer the robot mask over the scary Peter Weller prosthetic face, and provides the first decent reason for why he might have it back on, for the benefit of others. Although nobody really seems to phased by him at the end of the movie, but still, it's a start.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's still arguing about the god damn helmet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was still typing, I've got it out of my system now though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a helmet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The guy is being facetious like it's a new tactic he thinks no one else knows about. Not worth replying to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Underneath his skin isn't flesh and bone, it's metal that is apparently resistant to everything under 20mm cannon rounds.

                As I recall his brain is still intact (the comics specifically mention this fact, and they say in the movies that they have to start operating on cadavers within 6 minutes of death or brain death will occur, presumably meaning that they need the brain intact either to put it in the robocop body or to digitize his memories or whatever), so if they headshotted him with the Cobra Cannons, it would've ended the movie right there.

                and regarding his brain, they also mention blanking his memory so fuck knows how he remembers shit anyway. He says at one point, not sure which movie or comic, that he remembers feeling that he is missing his family but not what it was like to have a family. It's why he creeps around his widow and his kid. He's a man turned into a robot dreaming about what it was like to be a man.
                So instead he focuses on being a cop because that's the only thing left for him to give his existence a meaning.

                >Has a good point in saying that OTHER PEOPLE in universe probably prefer the robot mask over the scary Peter Weller prosthetic face

                This is a good point too, and also remember that his face is some silicone rubber bullshit so if he got machinegunned in the face he'd look even more fucked up with pieces of rubber prosthetics hanging off his head. And then they'd have to show his face getting taken out and replaced with a new "mask" in the lab.

                It's easier to just have him get a new helmet out of his locker whenever he gets shot in the head and the helmet gets damaged.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imageboarder, his head likely has integrated metal in place of its skull. His head is always protected.
                Otherwise he would be a fish bowl head cyborg that can be killed in one shot.
                Robocop wasn't made merely as a practical weapon, but as a corpo image, had he been made as a proper war machine he would be far deadlier looking than a sleek shiny man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because for the most part his helmet provides added protection, air supply, and additional vision enhancement but is not necessary. Murphey still has most of his sensor suite and his brain is fully encased in a metal skull. He can go into combat just fine without a helmet.

                Also, maximum psychological impact.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no "maximum psyhological impact" from the helmet.
                His psychological impact is him getting blown to bits by the gang.
                Just stop, why do people let morons like you vote is beyond me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't the whole reason he took the helmet off because it was damaged by ED-209 and the 99% of the police force? It wasn't doing his targeting any favors by that point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. There's a section where Lewis helps him re-calibrate his targeting.

                Also to remove the helmet he had to drill a feet long screw out, so putting it back on would've taken some time and he didn't have much of that, given that Lewis was bleeding and he had to catch the bad guy as soon as he could now that he had his confession on record.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              its
              a fucking
              helmet
              why would he not wear it?

              Exactly
              Also why would he risk ruining what little of him he has left?
              This mother fucker is dumb as fuck [...]

              >It offers no tactical advantage whatsoever
              Alright that's enough of you 'pretending' to be retarded

              You're not listening to common sense at all
              You're making this into some weird leftist thing. Yes, he knows he's Murphy....that somehow means he doesn't need protection from getting his head attacked?
              nagger, you're fucking dumb. It's a helmet. His partner and other cops wear helmets too BECAUSE HE'S A COP AND NEEDS PROTECTION. He's not invincible.
              Man, you people really are something else. You're simply too out of your god damn mind to even allow common sense to function in your head.
              Question: How do you not drown when you look up when it rains? It really must be a miracle you have not died yet from the stupid you're radiating in your posts.
              It's not fucking deep, it's a helmet. A high tech helmet designed for him when he goes patrolling.

              Embarrassingly retarded, I suggest suicide

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's so tempting considering I'm constantly surrounded by morons like you who want to make the helmet into some sort of bad thing when it wasn't at all.
                By that logic, why use the gun? Why use the armor? I mean fuck it right? Why even be a cop still?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Watch the movie again retard
            When he goes into battle at the very end he has no mask, because it's not important for his combat effectiveness (he's completely small arms proof because he's Robocop), but IS important for his sense of self. The last fucking line of the movie is him calling himself "Murphy".

            [...]
            [...]
            A. It offers no tactical advantage whatsoever, it doesn't offer him any protection, which is why he doesn't wear it at the end of the movie
            B. It represents him as a brand image, as an OCP product to sell, as a robot, as something inhuman. Him taking it off at the end is rejecting all that and becoming Alex Murphy, good cop and good friend, once again. Putting it back on shows that nothing has changed and the whole plot of the movie was pointless, because Robocop's character is exactly where it was the second OCP turn him on for the first time

            Admit that you just think the mask looks cooler than Peter Weller's face with ugly robot prosthetics behind it, because that's literally the only justification for him to have it back on in Robocop 2 or in the game or wherever else.

            For fuck's sake man, it's an important bit of symbolism for the film itself, but in-character it wasn't a conscious declaration to never hide his face again. His helmet was was busted up, so he took it off, simple as.

            And if he decided to go back to being a street cop, it makes perfect sense he'd wear the cool helmet instead of exposing his fucking horror show face to the public (besides the various protective and technological benefits it likely provides).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with you only as long as its Peter Weller.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          max respect to karl urban for insisting he keeps the mask in dredd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The original Robocop is worth watching.
        I love old action flicks the most of any possible movie genre, but Robocop isn't and will never be must watch or even good. It fucking sucks, to be honest.

        You're just really east to entertain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're baiting way too fucking hard. Aren't you late for your fortnite match?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          try again with your gay bait retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Robocop. It's fuckin' kino.

      Perhaps, but most of the enjoyment comes from being in that world as the walking tank. All the little details, the love put into it from devs who care as much about the source material as I do. But even without that the blood effects put MK to shame and it never gets old throwing bad guys through windows.
      Of course, you should just watch the fucking movie instead. Watch Robocop 2 as well. Both are mandatory watching for anyone as far as I'm concerned.

      The original Robocop is worth watching. Robocop 2 is also good, but it gets a little bit silly compared to the first one - still a good film with an anti-drug message. There's also Robocop 3, which is PG13, has a different actor playing Robocop, and the story is basically big business is taking over the town. It's got a neat jetpack section but that's about it. Then you have the Robocop remake. Watch it if you like afterwards, as there are some references to the original. Too much of his wife/kid in it I think, but it's an okay film.
      Don't bother with the tv show or cartoon.

      NTA but here's something you should do:
      STOP BEING A homosexual

      @657550283
      Not how it words lad. No more free (you)'s for such shit bait.

      You never were.

      Just watched the movie. It was great.
      Decided to buy the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the rest of Verhoeven's filmography now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Total Recall is the ideal follow-up to Robocop. I honestly think that film is criminally underrated for being peak Verhoeven, peak Arnie, and peak Michael Ironside.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a better idea than watching Robocop 2 (however it is set after that but all you need to know is that there's a drug in it called nuke and a bad guy called Kane)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im just waiting for a sale. Demo sold me on the game and the Terminator one was good so I was already looking forward to it.

      Watch it dude, it's a great fucking movie and you'll only appreciate the game more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's a great flick. It's a mix of sci fi and action with some hilarious one liners.

      Robocop 2 is inferior to 1 but it's absolutely worth watching if you liked the first film. Robocop 3 is irredeemable trash and the remake is atrocious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Robocop like today, bro. They just don’t make awesome movies like that anymore.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ALL I WANNA DO IS! ALL YOU WANNA DO IS! ALL I WANNA DO IS YOOOOUUUUU!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Singing the Kids Bop version.

      It's all I wanna do is Nuke, you pleb! Nuke, nuke!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need the lyrics man! I haven't found them yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Crap, I cant find them either. And you hear the song like 10 times in the game.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mfw the Max Becker end slide

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the upside his hair was just as he liked it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mid game, you can stop pretending its good now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, there is active misinformation campaign on Ganker claiming ROBOCRAP isn't the outdated, generic bethesda trash that it is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mid game, you can stop pretending its good now

        Bitches! leave

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Verhoeven doesn't have anything to do with this slop. posting scenes from robocop is false advertising, makes people think this game is good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bethesda trash

        When a buzzword spouting retard's brain short circuits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >generic bethesda trash that it is
        kek the anti-Bethesda shills really are just mindless drones. It isn't a Bethesda game you mouth breathing moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bethesda?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i‘m not going to arrest you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt think the steel mill was that bad.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were more gangs with distinct aesthetics. They made pretty good use of the same hub for it being revisited a whopping four times. Wish there was at least one other hub area to alternate with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least one other gang so we had a solid three. The mercenaries didnt really feel like a gang faction.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dick sucking lips

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted kino I'd just watch kino, I don't want to play it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever make a sequel, I hope they crank it to 11 and let me upgrade my cyber legs like E.Y.E.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are your prime directives, Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VRRRT KILL ALL naggerS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's already covered by "protect the innocent" and "uphold the law"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. crush enemies
      2. see them driven before you

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KLAUS SCHWAB AND LARRY FINK !

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the Old Man really a bad guy? The only people he killed were OCP execs and employees who probably were murdering drug dealing terrorists, statistically speaking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was the Old Man really a bad guy?
      This, I think is a bit up for debate. He's clearly a profit-monger and has absolutely zero issues with his underling's shady activities and even throws the scientist chick in 2 under the bus, but draws the line at outright murder, recognizes the ED-209 for the stupid hunk of shit it is and has the project (initially) called, and, in the end, is the one who lets' robocop pull the trigger on Dick in the climax. I'd say he's amoral and greedy but falls short of outright evil. He's in the southern hemisphere of Lawful Neutral at worst.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think 90% of him deciding to put Cain's brain in robocop2 was because of that scientists ability to blow while underwater.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he is a robert
    >and he's a cop
    >he is a robert cop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'LL BE BACK

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Robocop literally only exists because of Anne Lewis’ lust for black cock

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've already 100% it. I have no reason to ever play it ever again until they add some DLC missions or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I've already 100% it.
      The game came out two weeks ago now. Have you already 100% Vice City too?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i guess i wrote too many tickets...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dick, YOU’RE FIRED!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one you have the option to let off with a warning actually deserves it. Especially that asshole grafitti vandal. Ticket everyone for everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was a benefit to writing all those tickets, like the PD got enough money that robocop gets a custom PCB or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just let the little niglet continue with his nagger behavior that's the GOOD option
        Only thing I don't like about the game. Besides the stilted VA of course.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favourite option for that is assigning him community service. Good outcome for everyone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Robocop
        >See homeless bitch playing in fountain
        >sign says stay out of fountain
        >remember Basedjak Robocop grafiti
        Attention citizen stay out of the fountain, i will let you pff with a warning
        >leave
        >come back later
        >bitch is still playing in the fountain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i feel like it should be pointed out somewhere that the 'empathic response' marked out from the psychology skill is which response the PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO WILL LIKE TO HEAR, not necessarily the right thing to do or say objectively

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we don't get a Rowboatcop addon I will commit a violent act.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The doc's in pretty good shape for being in her mid-fifties.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have enough Psychology to be able to save the old man.
    >Everything seems cool for 3 solid seconds
    >Rocks fall
    >He pushes robocop out of the way and dies

    I'd say that deserves a fuck you to the writer.
    Is it so hard to have a News Bite screen about how he'll be in jail for the next 500 years and might actually live to see it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. I put nothing into psychology, didn't know you could do that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. I put nothing into psychology, didn't know you could do that.

      You don't need psychology. You just need to treat the Old Man like a friend.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirate a game
    >find a thread made about it not long after
    I wonder how many more times this will happen

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared to look at the minimum specs, I'm still on a mostly-2013 toaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck I looked at it lmao I can't run it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ran it on lowest settings below minimum specs, it still held up surprisingly well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck I looked at it lmao I can't run it

      The specs are bullshit. I ran it on a 2012 processor and and okay(ish) video card just fine.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dick, you're fired

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure I want to play yet another consolefag slop starring a character from 50 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nagger can't count
      Not even surprised, bet you don't believe in helmets too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well in that case, you should also check out Terminator: Resistance, it's pretty good too.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play it because I can't run it.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw robocop's shithole detroit is actually much nicer than irl detroit
    lol...

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Second one is me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the robocop 2 prototypes one inmeditaely kills himself and the other kills the scientist responsible and then kills himself.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop is cool. But Virtuoso was scarier.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I try to avoid degenerate games, movies, books etc. There is almost nothing else now though.

    Anyone that played this game should be killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I presume by degeneracy you mean the same thing you just advocated?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cocksleeves, vamoose!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >erm is that a heckin black person? this is degenerate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For a game set in Detroit, if anything, there isn't enough black people in the game. lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upholding the Law and serving the public trust is not degenerated, it's based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game is more based than you will ever be, fuck off

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    robocop 2014 was good actually

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies of the night, disperse.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SLUTS SKEDADDLE

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Verhooven films attract the worst kind of Ganker homosexuals who don't even like the movies they preen about.

    >"nooo u can't just enjoy movie about le cool robot man don't you know it's a left wing jesus christ metaphor reeeeeeee"

    Everything good about that guys work is incidental

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    robo wants an oreo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo6TL9ica-o

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the GOG release.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dredd is better than Robocuck both in vidya and film.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play game
    >the very first thing you see is a strong independant female cop trying to be a hero
    >refund, format SSD, leave a bad review

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you watched the movies you wouldn't be such a dumb ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How to spot a person who didn't watch the movie.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can play as a non pozzed white guy
    >no gay nagger woke shit

    Treyon has been one of the FEW respectable vidya companies the last 5 years -- in fact their Terminator game is one of my favorite shooters of all time. Im getting robocop soon, I know I will enjoy it since its made by aryans. These dudes need to make an escape from new york game.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find it really amusing how you guys only have 2 deflections for people who criticize this game
    >fucking zoomers!
    >fucking journos!

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most kino game of 2023 is hitman freelancer

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICER. ARRIVING. ON THE SCENE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he have DSL?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it good if I just thought the movie was OK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't love the filim
      How though, it's so iconic.
      >robert cop comes back from the dead and walks on water
      >cowboy elements used to give it a unique feel
      >the future dystopic media scenes
      >bitches leave
      >the scene in the exec bathroom
      >the failed experiments
      >the scenes where he's being rebuilt
      >the scene where he is moved into the police building and they obscure him intentionally
      >the scene in the nightclub where he knocks away the firearm and that random guy catches it and keeps dancing
      >fuck me
      I'm going to rewatch it now, shame about the sequels, just didn't keep things moving on.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did they get away with it?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this game thrash my 3080 when it looks like it came out in 2003?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you have to be such a lying, disingenuous homosexual?
      here's a game from that period for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't think of a single 2003 game with ray tracing and mesh shaders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks better than any game aside from Cyberpunk, the fuck are you on about?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the first area gave me insane bloodlines vibes as well

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else catch the Die Hard and They Live references? If these guys make a game for either I'm fucking buying that shit day one.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The input lag of this game is PS3 levels of input lag. 85ms playing at 75fps. It doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate UE so much is unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fucking hate UE so much is unreal

      Heh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On a scale of 1 to 10, I hate Unreal 5.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DirectX 12 is not supported on your system. Try running without the -dx12 or -d3d12 command line argument
    It's the game that refuses to let me play.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fade to Black: The Game
    It has more loading screen transitions than Starfield and somehow even worse animations, dialogue and combat. It even costs almost as much. I know this shit board is contrarian central these days, but just because the idea behind the game is one that could have been good doesn't make this turd worth playing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://coub.com/view/slqli

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it also took maybe 2 years to make on a shoestring budget instead of 8 with $400M to its name 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok and?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 nomination 😉

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need to rewatch Robo 1 and 2 first.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game fucking sucks and you shills suck cock. AI is brain-dead, combat is shit. It was a fun demo and that's it. The cutscenes are awful

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there more to the combat besides just slowly walking around gunning down mooks like a human sentry gun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you upgrade the skill tree, somewhat. There’s a dash, shield, reflex mode, ricochet mode and shockwave that change up the pace of combat at least a little, plus the maximum armour upgrade renders you immune to small-calibre firearms. When the dash is fully-upgraded it recharges almost instantly making you considerably more mobile, and fully-upgraded reflex gives you about as much bullet time per use as FEAR.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      last time I checked videos of it, you can grab and toss everything, including killing dudes by throwing furniture at them, grabbing mooks and smashing them into other mooks, or simply throwing them out of skyscraper windows etc.

      kind of reminds me of the ridiculous shit you could do in Dark Messiah of Might & Magic:

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyberpunk dystopia set in the future
    >just looks like normal Detroit
    Lazy artists. Even Deus Ex HR Detroit looks more cyberpunk than this game

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I rather play PS2 ver. of Robocop where you can play as pacifist, disarm gangster's weapon by shooting at their hands/ arms then arrest them. Its so much fun doing pacifist while getting good score out of it. Rouge City don't let you do that..

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for some reason, this game causes my computer to shut off.
    it doesn't crash to desktop
    it doesn't crash just my GPU
    the entire thing just shuts the fuck off

    i have no idea why it does this, temps never get above 70 degrees which, while high, is nowhere near auto shutdown limiters

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets you cite literally anyone for anything you want
    >including ticketing people just for being fat
    >meanwhile robocuck only lets you ticket a few specific people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's even worse:
      >Robocop confronts obviously dangerous criminals
      >Does not draw his weapon until the punks raise their weapons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright game, but was too much of pos-halo-ps2 game. Never understood low scores tho. After Rogue City there is chance that rebellion will do anything with Dredd again, besides Sniper Elite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck Dredd, I want a new Rogue Trooper game.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy that for a dollar, but I don't have any dollars left.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just haven't had the time for it yet

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game and the story is good, like the sequel we never had. It doesnt take itself too seriously and isnt convoluted and non-sensical (like Phantom Liberty) Its also like to put in lines to remind you whats going on for the most retarded of us. Modding the gun is something you can overlook but worth doing if you are trying to complete on harder modes.

    I dont feel like replaying it again yet. Interested to see what DLC will come.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched too much of the game, but an FPS starring Robocop doesn't seem like it would be particularly challenging.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kino game of 2023
    A fps? I mean a "drag mouse and click" game?
    Rolling on the floor laughing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you love turn-based JRPG shit so your opinion is automatically worthless in my eyes, sorry!

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy that for a dollar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont even think that line made it to the game. Lots of whores tho.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ummm sweaty, on this epic and redpilled board with lots of OC we have the opinion that all Unreal engine games are gay, cringe, slop and cause the fall of le west. Please go.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It runs fairly well on my basic model RTX 2070 with an occasional hiccup here and there on high settings. Are 3000 series and up REALLY having a problem with it?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the character models are just amazing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, the voice acting is the worst thing about this game. Some incredibly annoying voices in this fucking thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt notice. Max Becker for example is a great character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love it personally.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eye divinity?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that last level
    >grab a cobra assault cannon
    >main theme starts playing
    >mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was my favaorte moment in the game, you could have not had a more perfect moment to have the theme start playing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The increasingly panicked radio chatter from the mercenaries is the icing on the cake.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Needs DLC with Puddyface McGee as the villain

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