>hearthstone

>hearthstone
Dead
>overwatch
Dead
>the entire starcraft franchise
Dead
>heroes of the storm
Dead
>diablo 4
Digging its own grave
>WOW
On woke life support

Why did Microsoft buy this piece of shit company?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blizztroons disability checks keep blizzard alive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol this is actually potent just like how soda companies are supported by food stamps

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't buy actiblizz without blizzard

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a night elf one more time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a south pole elf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a gnome

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boomer Black person c**ts running these Black person worshipping israelite companies are nepo hires and trust fund babies that would never suceed on their own merit. They see a pozzed, shit-stained, troony-hellscape like Blizzard and think "MMHMHM LOTS OF ESG SLOP TO SLOP OUT! SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SSLOOOOP!" then they hire third rate diversity hires to shit out terrible products that sell less with each iteration because the original talent and soul of the company has long since left.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did a Black personmerican buy another Black personmerican company?
    dunno

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never gotten banned from a game but they just suspended my overwatch account. Frick em never giving them cash again.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was just something they had to buy in order to get CoD and Candy Crush. They don't give a shit about Blizz.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You seem mad that Blizzard's basically gotten the golden parachute to shit out what ever low quality product they want for years, without any worries about getting shut down like Bethesda's main team and Rare get to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you got me muttbro, I'm bri'ish and I'm dead mad senpai that actroonynivision gets to continue the slop manufactory shop while we at rare end up as unemployed bums...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for cod and candy crush, which are both much more widely successful for their bottom line than anything blizzard has possibly ever put out.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OW show/movie announcement soon
    believe me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So gay sex which no one asked for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on one hand because of everything coming out the woods works id agree, and while obviously it wouldnt be blizzard doing it you're talking about the game made by the company know for cinematics that couldnt even be fricked to get one out for each hero let alone put any kind of story material past that and I think a handful of comics out.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They bought it for Call of Duty, they don't care about Blizzard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget Candy Crush

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget Candy Crush

      This. Blizzard is just unwanted luggage.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just more proof that customers don't own games they buy and that publishers still consider the game their property even after they sold it to the customer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what made twitch a big success was speedrunners
      >youtube didn't have livestreaming so most live casted runs were done on justintv

      live journal
      >(aka people talking to the camera like it's their diary)
      gays made the website popular,

      and last but not least. people who just aired episodes of tv shows. but blizzard? it was only casted by a few people, towellie was one of those few

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft has more money than god. 80 billion dollars is nothing to them, so they probably thought "Why not?".

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo 4 was dead on arrival, m8. It was crystal clear during the open beta period that it was going to be another fundamentally fricked game made for milking its pathetic fans. I haven't bought a Blizzard product since like 2012. Dropped them forever with Diablo 3. It's apparent that they cannot make an interesting or engaging game, just MTX slop made for consolebabbies and mobilegays.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just too more weeks

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the loading screens used in WoW back in the day. Is there even anything like this left in the game anymore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it wasnt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it was.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no it wasnt

          Go home summergay (litterally)

          It was, Wow was best when Straight white men were running it.

          no it wasnt you cumbrain morons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no it wasnt

        Go home summergay (litterally)

        It was, Wow was best when Straight white men were running it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol no, alextrazza wears 2 skirts now, plus the tail sorta makes a third.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't but it should have been

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a wallpaper dumbass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a Wallpaper at the website and samwizes webstite you gigantic homosexual zoomer who can't even larp as a oldgay

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    non meme answer
    Warzone and Bejeweled. They make more money than everyone on your list combined.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >played Hearthstone for over 1000 hours
    >still haven't paid blizzard a single dollar

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They bought King, which prints money, and Activision, which has stable profits. Blizzard was an afterthought at best.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish starcraft wasn't dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i wish starcraft wasn't dead.
      I saw that new Warhammer TPS game trailer and remember that Blizzard canned a Starcraft FPS game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >remember watching SC: Ghost zerg v protoss pvp footage from the first BlizzCon
        Take me back anon

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rare
      frick that's sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun that whoever made this thought Blizzard wasn't dying when they got bought. Also it was funny that back in the day people actually believed Blizzard would miraculously bounce back to greatness without Kotick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda would be more accurate, Blizzard has already looked like the bottom panel flowers for over 10 years

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cataclysm Classic is buggier than the worst private servers
    >SoD is an elitist, gatekeeping parsing hellhole with paywalled patreon addons IN FRICKING CLASSIC WOW
    >MoP remix lasted 4 days because Blizzard have no QA or testing

    so hyped for tww bros im sure its gonna be really high quality gonna buy the $100 edition for the 3 day early access.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MoP remix lasted 4 days because Blizzard have no QA or testing
      I think it's a bit better now. Just get to lvl 25 with heroic dungeons then do normal raids across a number of alts then either log off until 24 hour raid lockout is over or spam heroic dungeons on one of them. Then quit once they're all 70.
      Besides that, already got the cape toy, the cloud mount and a transmog set. The only thing left i'd want is one of the dragon mounts but I don't care that much about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I even Mopmix? The retail client? I don’t see it on the blizz app

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          battle.net client then download and launch retail wow. Create a new character, you'll be given 2 option between making a standard character(retail) or a timeless(?) character (mopremix).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. I figured that they would put it in a drop-down menu like the classics.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a timeless(?) character (mopremix).
            holy kek, this is literally a beta for merging cata characters into retail

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that would make sense if their goal is to funnel as many people as they can into retail for the sole purpose of getting as many as they can to buy whatever the latest retail expansion is on top of there being a merge cost per character. I have no idea if that was an extra charge or not. I think it was done when classic transitioned into tbc.
              I've wondered if maybe they'd just cycle back to tbc and start over once they reach a certain.point into expansions. I guess then they could merge classic characters to retail then start classic fresh at classic era or tbc.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For Call of Duty. Blizzard is closing in a year or two. They're just giving them time before the lay off to avoid being called names.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would actually be some entertaining backlash if they closed blizzard and shut down wow.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They came bundled with Activision and King.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hearthstone
    Doing fine
    >Overwatch
    Doing better than before
    >Starcraft franchise
    Dead
    >Heroes of the Storm
    Maintenance mode but populated
    >Diablo 4
    Doing fine
    >WoW
    Doing fine (sadly)

    Conclusion: you're a homosexual and a troony. ACK yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trying to say Heroes of the storm isn't a DOA failure
      >Saying Overwatch is doing well
      Bro I've never seen such cope

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft buying Blizzard was a win/win for me. Either that somehow make WoW better (Impossible Difficulty) or it just keeps getting worse and it's even funnier.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss wow but what's with the multiple threads at the same hour. Yesterday there were +3 threads, same time as today, some with the exact same images and neither reached 100 posts until now.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't care about of any that dead garbage, they 100% bought up Acti for CoD and King (Candy Crush)
    Blizzard trash was just part of the deal
    Amusingly enough only WoW has a heart pulse from that list, still better than that tranime mmo that gets spammed here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does CoD not print money anymore?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a crime against humanity and americans as a whole that draenei are stuck in this fricking shitty companys grip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hear, hear

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching what happened to blizzard hurts my soul. Warcraft was one of the first games I saved up and bought with my own money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i reject your reality and substitute my own

    Go get a juicebox and lie down, OP. I'll bring you some dino tendies when you wake up.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now Snoy has nothing.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did Microsoft buy this piece of shit company?
    Because they want to have as close to a monopoly in the gaming industry as they can and buying out their competition helps with that

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and then they announce a new game and ALL YOU homosexualS will start convincing yourselfs that maybe, just maybe they're gonna make another good game like the good old days and they will sell 15 million copies

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve troony calling other games dead when they get more updates than every single Valve game combined

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if we polish the turd long enough it will eventually turn into gold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anyone holds water for valve anymore
      Just because Timmys store is shit doesn't mean we thing gabe isnt a homosexual.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was not so much that Microsoft wanted Blizzard itself. Microsoft wanted Activision for COD and King for Candy Crush and its other mobile games. Blizzard was included as part of the deal. The only thing that MS wanted from Blizzard was WOW which still makes money and Hearthstone which does generate revenue since the expenses of that game are not as high as some of Blizzard's other titles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will witness the event that blizzard and wow will get canned or forgotten by microsoft because they don't make nearly as much as candy crush or cod
    >post yfw

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEEEEE IS BETHESDRONES
    >REEEEEEEEEE IS VALVETRANNIES
    >REEEEEEEEEE IS XIVTROOONS! AAAAAAAAAAAA
    The mind of a blizzdrone since MoP/WoD

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Age of Empires 2 has entirely supplanted War 3 and StarCraft BW/2 as the premier RTS
    Maybe now we can start to mend the public perception of this genre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is too late since the general IQ of everyone is reaching 90

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was doing that poorly. Last I checked steam numbers, OW2 was doing great.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not that I'm expecting anything good, but we haven't really had enough time to see sweeping changes to any of those games. It takes time to figure out what changes should be made (knee-jerk "fixes" will only kill stuff faster, see Rise of the Skywalkers), much less to implement those changes. Still, it's Microsoft, so don't hold your breath on anything.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should have made diablo 4 3rd person, like a faster souls with lots of loot.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still play WoW, but expecting a day when it's cut off life support now that Xbox owns it. It'll be the end of many eras.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of those still make money, free money. Never doubt the economical cash cows that are the blizzardtards.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >says something negative about blizzard
    >STOP HATING ON TRANS PEOPLE!!!11!!
    >bans you from their game for being straight

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call of Duty and King
    Blizzgays seriously think Blizzard has any value other than Diablo mobile trash that will become a fully AI generated slop machine that drip feeds you dopamine at a steady pace
    Meanwhile King has made 20 billion in revenue from one (1) game

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They mainly bought Activision and King, Blizzard was just a little bonus. Candy Crush makes more money than Blizzard ever has.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the answer.
    >For Blizzard IP
    NOPE. They don't give a shit about any of these IPs or the company and actually saw it as a liability because of the lawsuits for harassment and their incompetent new remakes
    >For Activision and COD?
    Good Guess, but no.
    They saw that as a perk and planned on getting license money off COD for multiplat, but they may end up not doing that.
    >KING
    DING DING DING
    Yes, these buttholes gobbled up this massive deal to get a foothold in the mobile gaming market.

    I'm not joking. Sidescrollers went over the statements to investors as well as some of the relevant court docs.

    It kinda makes sense.
    Mobile games have the business model that AAA wants to emulate.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WoW is going to be shutdown, the studio is a black hole of creativity and fun, it's more of a dyke nursing home than a company having anything to do with video games

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