Am I in for some /CAGEKINO/ or is this game overrated?
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Am I in for some /CAGEKINO/ or is this game overrated?
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It's not overrated. It's correctly regarded is moronic. Some good moments, but overall really stupid with unsatisfying consequences for your actions and just overall plot.
Detroit is the only true Cagekino.
>Detroit is the only true Cagekino.
worth buying on sale?
Yes
Yes
People say Markus is cringe but don't play his ebil route where you can make him a l robo-supremacist terrorist simulator, and chose the dirty bomb ending.
I feel like I missed part of the fun by not posting in those Detroit threads that went for a solid year after the game released...
That sounds hype as hell, how do you go about that? My first playthrough was pretty conventional, I wanna do crazy routes (though doubt one even exists for the short haired fembot).
Yes
Play as terrorist reobo supremacist Markus and nuke Detroit City
Yes, Detroit was the game that they decided to give cage some tard-wranglers so the plot actually makes sense and has some surprisingly kino moments.
The plot is 100% moronic if you play it twice or are really paying attention on your first playthrough. You'll probably enjoy it if you just shut your brain off though and then come to hate it once you beat it
>You'll probably enjoy it if you just shut your brain off though
perfect! It's one of the few PS3 era games that I really got into without ever playing them.
I played it for an hour or so with an xbone controller and after applying the community control scheme I didn't see any problems whatsoever
Not problems, the game is intended to be played with motion controls and it should be.
Cage kino. Make sure you have a dual shock for the controls or don't even bother.
These two are moronic soulless mutts.
David Cage himself says Heavy Rain is not meant to be played twice.
Funny, because I had a lot of fun replaying it.
Also, Platinuming it requires multiple playthroughs.
It's moronic, but worth it if you get it used to laugh at. Especially if you just let scenes play out without attempting the QTEs. Legitimate comedy movie in vidya format.
>It's moronic, but worth it if you get it used to laugh at
sounds like a fun time. thanks, anon!
The Nahman Jayden scene where he's chasing the guy through the supermarket is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen when you intentionally fail all the QTE prompts
It's a moronic cringekino.
SHAWN!!!!
Omikron: The Nomad Soul - Just bad
Fahrenheit - Cagekino for the first 3 chapters, increasingly cringekino after that. Highest cringekino numbers of the entire list
Heavy Rain - Occasional cagekino but mostly cringekino
Beyond: Two Souls - Just bad
Detroit: Become Human - Pure cagekino + cringekino masterpiece
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I loved this game when it came out and haven't played it since.
Honestly I feel like if I played it again it would be shit so I'm just going to enjoy the memories.
yes
Uberkino. Weebs hating ITT. Norman best.
Until Dawn is literally the only good cagelike game.
Until Dawn has less consequences than fricking Heavy Rain, let alone Detroit which completely mogs it.
God I love Madison
attainable hot is the best kind of hot
I sympathise with what you mean.
i'd rather walk into a room full of average people and try my luck chatting up the 6/10 than walk into a room full of pornstars and feel like a 4/10 ruining the shot
>pornstars are 10/10s
American mentality
>10/10
i was thinking 8/10s since nobody wants a coked out cumdump but they are literally career professionals in being aesthetically pleasing
she has a fat ass
I know how jarring the facial animations were compared to what we were promised back in '06
still I had fun but it might be a bit stiff compared to later games.
that's why she rides a bike instead of a car.
They knew what they were doing
>16 years ago
impresive how technology has stagnated these years. It was marvelous to see graphics improve year after year, then they suddely started addng visual effects to everything and it looks horrible
MEW?
great ass and great ryona
I have hacked PS3 available and I could download the game to play it.
But everytime I turn on the console I get bored the shit out of me.
I wish I had a video capture So I could play it inside Windows.
The game has to lie to you to sell the narrative and I would say that if you're trying to sell the game based on a story and it can't even be honest with you, it's probably not a good story.
It's fun if you just enjoy it for what it is. Madison gives it great coomer value too.
so what was the deal with the origami
pretty great
personally would have taken the story in another direction but shelby-kun was cool
all I remember from this shit is "press jason to x"
I watched my buddy play this in college and I have to say it was one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences Ive ever back-seat-played.
I personally think it's Cage's best movie game, not that it's saying much.
Play the PS3 version, it's the only one that has the Taxidermist DLC.
It starts out pretty good and devolves into pretty crap by the end. There's a lot of plotholes from cut content that they just decided not to fix up when they removed it. Plus the ending is shit.
They should have called the game 'Chubby Rain'.
PRESS X TO JASON