Hellblade 2: No hope

This shit is gonna flop and Microsoft knows it.
Wait for the PS5 port then an announcement of Ninja Theory closing.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but they had so many trailer!
    the facial animation tech!
    AIEEEE

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is this game even about?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mental illness. not even joking.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      schizo viking(?) woman(?)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know all those compilation pictures of women screaming cause they dont need no man?

      Well the main character of this one screams cause shes just plain fricking nuts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just said the same thing twice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God of War 2018 with less gameplay.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So, it's a movie with zero walking sim. Now I understand why snoys are seething but they can platinum on YouTube.

        • 1 week ago
          anonymous

          >snoys out of nowhere
          You're the reason why consoles are still alive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's essentially a walking sim with rooms of mobile tier combat, and doesn't properly represent the mental illness the narrative deals with

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first game was about a woman who has schizophrenia. Journalists praised it to high heaven because it was 80% a walking simulator with infrequent enemy encounters.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wokeness

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good question
      I've got a series s and I have no idea what this game is

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's quite literally just a walking sim with uninspired story people gobbled up because le woman mental illness meme. Occasionally, it has some fights, but the combat is extremely janky, and the game has like 3 types of enemies.
      Besides this, the bulk of the game is supposed to be solving puzzles, however, it has only 1 puzzle that repeats itself several times. If looking for random things blending into the environment can even be called puzzle, because you're never gonna need your brain, you just walk around. It's insanely tedious and dull.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo pict woman coping internally about her boyfriend got murderraped by vikangz and her dad being mean to her because she's a schizo.
      First game seems pretty much concluded and self-contained, I have no fricking clue what are they going to in the second game. Microsoft probably forced them to do it instead of making a new IP since Microsoft is literally incapable of not being moronic.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care if it flops or not. still gonna enjoy playing it

    • 1 week ago
      anonymous

      >playing
      He doesn't know

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2 weeks to release
    >No marketing
    It's dead Jim

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    First game was not exactly a masterpiece.
    That makes me hype for the second game.
    It was ok. Il play the sequel but its not on my must play list.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how long the grace period will be between release and the studio getting shut down.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They'll keep the studio alive till they finish the PS5 port. Same shit happened to Tango

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tameme must be sucking some mean dick under a table in an office somewhere. I'm honestly shocked that his studio is still open after DmC. Especially when this game is all his team has to offer now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tameem left a while back, so they’re definitely getting shut down
      Nothing of value was lost anyway

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    First game sucked, that and the devs always claimed it was never meant to be a triple-A title but more of an experiment in both story telling and testing new tech for their future projects. Why they keep doing this is beyond me.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More importantly I can't think of one game of note Ninja theory made except DmC with Donte. Didn't they make some live service slop hero shooter game with a fat woman or am I misremembering?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What about the classic PS3 exclusive game, Heavenly Sword?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah I remember that game I didn't know they made that. It was a weird God of war clone but pretty short

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't anything mind-blowing but I enjoyed the first game.
    I'm very confused by how Microsoft is handling this: first they make it sound like Hellblade 2 is important to them (the xbox show last year) but now there's no marketing push before it drops.
    They praise Hi-Fi Rush, shut down the dev studio and then they say they need more "smaller games that'll give them awards and prestige" which is exactly what Hi-Fi Rush was.

    Is Microsoft/Xbox run by schizos?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just one more acquisition. just one more. trust the plan

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      accurate

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Top left killed gears of war

      good question
      I've got a series s and I have no idea what this game is

      Walking sim, you play as a schizophrenic woman. First one is shit and it’s on game pass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Top left was the most cringe one on trailer release. At least senua is actually schizo and being purposeful.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why add Godhand?

      It wasn't relevant at all to HFR blowing out Forspoken

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the devs even had an interview where they stressed that it's an AA game and people shouldn't expect a gigantic game. probably because so much time has passed that some people started to think they were making a bigger game than expected

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what's your hype level from 1-10?
    >provides 3 options

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even dislike hellbalde but did it really need a sequel?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good, Xbox Black folk and soulless corpos need to understand they're not wanted

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    first game was decent w/ good atmosphere but the haters didnt even play it. has a pretty good horror section in it too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      funny how you didnt mention gameplay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        see that's the problem.
        the first game is a 5-6 hour AA game that's mostly a walking simulator with some neat perspective puzzles. its way more 'firewatch' than it is 'dark souls'.

        has some of the best use of spacial audio i've ever heard though, and a very compelling story.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nta but the combat is extremely shallow and basic. mobile tier like

        It's essentially a walking sim with rooms of mobile tier combat, and doesn't properly represent the mental illness the narrative deals with

        said. It's just a means to pad the game time

    • 1 week ago
      anonymous

      Top left killed gears of war

      [...]
      Walking sim, you play as a schizophrenic woman. First one is shit and it’s on game pass

      First game was not exactly a masterpiece.
      That makes me hype for the second game.
      It was ok. Il play the sequel but its not on my must play list.

      i don't care if it flops or not. still gonna enjoy playing it

      Wait, this is why people are talking about it recently?
      The game still hasn't come out yet? I just assumed it released to obscurity a few years ago much like the first game almost no one played.

      >play
      Lol lmao even
      Movie game from beginning to end.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft getting the paperwork ready to close down another studio.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Wait for the PS5 port
    Nah, it will not happen cuz MS looks at the horizon, Last of us 2, and similar games sales for PS5.

    In addtion, Hi-Fi Rush for PS5 already flopped.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, this is why people are talking about it recently?
    The game still hasn't come out yet? I just assumed it released to obscurity a few years ago much like the first game almost no one played.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox chose this game to reveal the Xbox Series, does anyone remember that anymore? It's insane that they are just dropping it to die with no push at all now that it's finally releasing.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Make glorified walking simulator
    >Combat still looks like trash
    Deserved.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shiiiiiiiet

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long is this in development again?
    The first game was also shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They showed it at E3
      You know, when we still had E3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was the first game announced for the Xbox Series consoles. We’re almost at the end of the gen now.

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