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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make weapons give different melee stats

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Combat knives when?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bots are poorly designed from a gameplay perspective.
    There, I said it.
    Its not a gitgud thing, they’re simply more annoying than fun to fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only annoying thing about it for me was that I thought I'd be up against a shooty army and instead they just charge you with melee units just like bugs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take this post seriously when every time I play with randos I'm flabbergasted by how moronic they are. And no, I'm actually not talking about the people who fight everything those guys are actually pretty easy to carry as long as they don't die like flies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are more annoying than bugs, but thats why you just need to gitgud

      The only annoying thing about it for me was that I thought I'd be up against a shooty army and instead they just charge you with melee units just like bugs.

      you say that but then they send 6 devastators of varying types backed up by a hulk in a single patrol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're way more fun to fight than bugs, lol are you moronic or just gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bots have great design, frick you talking about? Their entire setup heavily encourages flanking and team play. Running a coordinated squad vs bots is pure kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bots would be perfect if they didn't just spam endless drops.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bots allows you to bring all the armor types and a lot of more options
      bugs straight up need anti armor left and right to be fought so you don't let them stack chargers and bile titans, light armor is a must since 90% of their meele will go for the head so outrunning them is a must, bots don't rush your ass so heavy armor allows you to outrun them
      the turrets that seems scary are the least scary thing since lot of support weapons can kill them for 10km away in a matter of seconds, and the bot weakspots ARE weakspots
      The only issue bots currently has is the defense missions that requires a specific strategy that randoms can't pull off without coms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And what are you supposed to do in bot defense. I never played that type.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          get the civilians out, but there will be so many drops and explosion that no civilian will get pass the door
          the strat is to get 3 dudes bunker outside the rescue area and have a dude on light stealth armor with smoke stratagems move civilian and doing 0 fighting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see. Sounds smart. How well does that go in pubs with randoms?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bad, very bad because like I said, you need to prepare beforehand so if none is bothering to read the chat or use a mic to talk you wil be doing that, it will turn into fricking chaos and you better pray the civialians don't bug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk flamethrowers that are twice as long as your own and do way more damage? Check.

      Rocket devastators that can snipe you from 200 meters away, and then juggle you in mid-air with follow-up rockets, all while constantly knowing where you are and turning towards you thanks to aimbot? Check.

      Lasers that go through solid ground on higher difficulties? Check.

      Dropships that you can supposedly shoot down to take out the passengers, that doesn't actually destroy any of them? Check.

      Endless dropship spam? Check.

      Mortar placements that spawn out of midair when the heat gets turned up? Check.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I solo drop 7's for the most part, and bots are SO much more fun to fight than bugs, especially since shriekers came out. At least part of it is an irreconciliable gameplay difference. If you don't like stealthing and sniping, and especially if you don't know how to take the heat off, bots are a nightmare. But those things are not hard to learn.
      >Stealth armor
      >Slugger
      >Autocannon
      >500kg
      >Your choice of smoke (grenade, eagle, orbital)
      Congratulations, you can now solo every objective and enemy in the faction and walk away before anyone knows you were there. Literally easier than level 5 with a bunch of random morons aggroing the entire map and getting stuck in deathloops fighting over ground that has no inherent value. Bots teach you how to be strategic. You might not find that fun, but I don't really find mindlessly eradicating endless swarms of bugs fun, so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not a gitgud thing
      It is about a gitgud thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not a gitgud thing, they’re simply more annoying than fun to fight.

      i agree. i can gitgud and it's fun the first few missions on helldive difficulty. but when the meta is just running away from fights, spamming 500kg and 380mm because you only have 3 strategems it gets boring. the endgame meta is not simply not fun. the only reason to play malevelon creek helldive difficulty is to remind you that bugs are more fun playing with your lower ranked friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Sage

      Actually they're fun as hell and it's bugs that are a problem.

      Because Bugs are just not challenging. They need Charger spam to keep us on our toes and even then all I need is to bring anti-infantry tools to deal with them.

      Bots require thought, Bots make my blood pump, Bots make it feel like War. Bugs are just here you go to destress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actual skill issue.
      bots are easier than bugs in many ways.
      if you're a bugbrain, then bots are insurmountable. don't be a bugbrain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of this. I want to play with my friends and my friends only want to shoot bugs because it's fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bots are way more fun and not completely solved by one loadout like bugs. half of the posts i see b***hing about gear balance must be from buggays

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's my patriotic flag melee weapon?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit
    Recoilless
    >Ganker
    EAT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit loves the EAT the frick you talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody loves the EAT tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's kind of needed on high level bugs because you really want a rover drone to help cull hunters but still need anti-tank because they absolutely did not reduce heavy spawns
          Yesterday I was consistently having 3-4 chargers in every encounter on diff 7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every gay random now take EATs
        >waste it on bile/nursing spewers, stalkers or brood commander at diff 7+

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          using EATs on bile spewers (the green ones) is good because they're stupidly tanky unless you bring impacts and EAT has a 60 second cooldown with upgrades
          which even then a bile can survive an EAT on certain spots which shows how overblown their tankiness is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you see the big ass glowing body that is highly explosive?
            >who I am kidding, shoot the head oh but has medium armor so I better not catch you without an anti medium armor weapon hehe
            FRICK OFF, they are also too fricking silent by how easy they can one shot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I fricking swear I had one sneak up on me just when the drop ship landed that went around the rocks not following the others. Legit lost like 30 samples

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            autocannon kills bile spewers in 3 body shots

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >bring Autocannon
              >no longer have a means to deal with chargers and biles
              it's a shame since I love the AC but you can't rely on just stratagems to take out bug heavies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The AC penetrates charger legs when they are in the recovery animation. Only bile titans are truely above the AC.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going to wait for a very minute moment to deal damage to one of the many chargers in front of me when I could just bean it in the head with a rocket, especially given how normally chargers are accompanied by little shits

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's what teammates are for. You're supposed to bring builds that compliment each other.

                AC can handle chargers decently though, as long as you aren't swamped by smaller enemies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Relying on teammates instead of having a loadout that can take out everything is counterintuitive. even when you're grouped up and playing as a team the amount of enemies that spawn means each person needs to be able to take out anything
                Especially given how bile titans are still insanely inconsistent in what takes them out, even in PC only lobbies bile titans sometimes die to two rockets to the mouth and other times will keep going after several rockets and stratagems

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with this, usually any co-op game I played the builds that were jack of all trades are the best in any team even used by all 4 because, if 4 skilled players have tools to deal with the most dangerous situations then those situations won't happen to begin with, but this is some tryhard stuff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's more just that I can't trust the other people to be able to take shit out especially because a lot of people who play this game are borderline moronic
                Every time I thought to myself I didn't need to bring anti-tank because others were bringing it a bile titan has been left up for five minutes causing problems

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's what stratagems are for.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's what stratagems are for.
                >when every high difficulty mission has increased stratagem cooldown, deployment time, etc and more heavies spawn than you have the stratagems to deal with
                don't parrot the moronic logic of the devs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stratagems don't exist in a vacuum. The team should be able to handle most threats, but the stratagems are there for the times that they can't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you moronic it spawns 10 bile spewers at a time you're not wasting Bile Titan killers on that shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            two headshots with the sluggers kills spitters

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the orange ones, yes
              not the green ones because they have more armor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not my fault it has the lowest cooldown for support weapons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are not good if you dont have hatred biles

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Easy dispatch, they aren't a threat even if they can one shot you. I have more hatred for moron wasting their EATs on that and then running around like headless chickens when bile titans or chargers spawn.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bile titans teamkill bugs constantly and are easy to avoid unlike little biles who will be in legions and sneak sprint to you to do their bullshit spit that is more powerful than the titan's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Recoiless is 100% Ganker's launcher of choice, moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Ganker has friends.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UUUH y'all know you play as the bad guys and this anthem is hypocritical, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My media literacy tells me fascists and commies are moronic for thinking Super Earth is either or

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not hypocritical in the slightest, though. The lyrics very clearly paint the picture that you either conform or you die.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, also, a one-shot support weapon drop that's just a davy crockett (hellbomb on a tripod).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought EAT-17 was just a panzerfaust.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The EAT is a panzerfaust or LAW (closer to a LAW in design)
        The Recoilless Rifle is a Carl Gustaf
        The AT rifle isn't really a thing based in reality besides a few prototypes and whatever THIS thing is. Maybe a Boys rifle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          forgot pic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The AT rifle isn't really a thing based in reality besides a few prototypes and whatever THIS thing
          It's a 50cal. They are known as anti MATERIAL rifles, just like the AM rifle in the game(there is no AT rifle).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            materiel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm casting a vote for pic related.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >for OPs of unusual homosexuality

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      support weapon inbound

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OUR WAY OF LIFE

    GALAXY WIDE

    PAVED WITH THE SKULLS OF THOSE WHO'VE DIED

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are they getting rid of the rootkit?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once again my team came to a complete halt, because of a singular big boy turret in an outpost. Why can't they run from cover to cover. It boogles my mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best team of randoms killers on bots:
      Detector tower
      Mortars
      Turrets
      Hulks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But why a fricking? It fire rate is slow as frick, just like it's turning speed. The others just stopped advancing and lost like 8 lives trying to Idk, not get hit by it and the bots gunning for us.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It can be hard to notice and with all the fog/jungle maps we are dealing with recently it's not surprising. Though I have also noticed an increase in morons who don't know how to deal with stuff in the high difficulties. Usually they just panic launch everything they can at a titan or hulk even if it's something that can't even damage it like an airburst.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, forgot to mention, many morons taking mortars on bug missions.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I did this yesterday

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will kill you with a rubber chicken

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was my first time using them
                I also got killed by my own lazer rover 3x the same game. kept beaming my face off
                I just got the game a week ago and went in blind

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never use them in bug missions they are fricking horrible because their are 3 or 4 bugs that can fly to you .

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The rover always goes to the top right of your screen. Stop getting in its line of fire

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hate these flying shits
      if one of their wings lands on your head, its an instakill on you

      its fricking stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lost a run for the first time ever last night because of them
        >do a diff 6 duo with friend
        >land in area between 2 red clusters
        >its 2 shriekers nests
        >bile titan, 2 chargers, bile spewers, and like 30 shriekers
        actual Klethandu drop moment

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't have bombed them with ultra-raid spray

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope they don't change this, it really filters the shitters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like it because its a Starship Troopers reference

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i now bring autocannons into every bug mission.
        i can snipe their nest with it, plus blow up charger asses, plus sweeetspot bile titan necks AND take out bugholes easily from a distance.
        autocannon is bae.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shriekers are probably going to make me switch from grenade launcher to autocannon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, they're definitely gonna fix their mass next patch.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or do hunters feel like more of a threat than stalkers?
    >dozens at once most missions
    >are less visible due not having "invisible camo"
    >don't have the pleasure of knocking you far away from them to finish the job, just annoying as shit hitsun
    >have the bravery of bug Jesus within them and don't cower away like a b***h like their evolved forms
    stalkers just seem like a step down from the rest of adult form of bugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kids amirite?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the exact opposite of Helldivers. They're not big like the Charger or Mechs or Bile Titans or Destroyers. They're a low cost 100% fanatical warrior caste. I've seen Hunters Dive into the path of Impact Grenades.
      I've seen them Dive in front of bug holes to block grenades. I've seen them Mr.President block rockets for Chargers and Titans. I've seen them tank napalm just to run up and stab a Helldiver.
      The Hunters are no joke. I prioritize them over Chargers and Titans. 1 Hunter will be a headache for any Helldiver. 2 is a Death Sentence. Anymore and they're just messing with you.
      Super Earth has the Helldivers.
      Nids have the Hunters.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt know the MG had fire rate settings, i actually really like it at lower RPM

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Super Earth is so prosperous, why is the average life expectancy only 30?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bright candle burns twice as fast

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Difficulty 6 is too hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diff 6 is fricking nothing

      >join a game
      >it's all black people on playstation
      >they're decent at the game but constantly yelling at shit
      >we get overrun and I grab a guy's samples from his corpse and bail with the rest
      >he gets mad about me "stealin his shit homie"
      >starts going crazy, calling me a b***h thief homie
      >I tell him how samples are shared with the whole team
      >"I don't give a frick homie das my shit"
      >kills me and kicks me
      cool stuff.

      stop being a Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the difficulty that's right for you. Don't let difficulty shaming get you down.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join a game
    >it's all black people on playstation
    >they're decent at the game but constantly yelling at shit
    >we get overrun and I grab a guy's samples from his corpse and bail with the rest
    >he gets mad about me "stealin his shit homie"
    >starts going crazy, calling me a b***h thief homie
    >I tell him how samples are shared with the whole team
    >"I don't give a frick homie das my shit"
    >kills me and kicks me
    cool stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first thing you need to do after installing the game is to turn off cross play, anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this game's great. shooting's absolutely orgasmic, graphix are beautiful, and it brings my homies together

      so why the frick is its performance so shit? this game breaks and crashes in the fricking WACKIEST of ways for any reason under the sun. some of my homies straight up cant even play a single mission without it bricking on them. and then there's some of the dumbass design decisions, like bile spewers one-shotting you with their puke touching your feet as you dive away, or bots dropping tanks literally on your head in the objective, or the hellbomb not able to land next to detector towers.

      arrowhead's got gold here, they need to get their shit together and make sure they dont lose it.

      shoulda called him a dumbass knuckle-dragging monkey Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Turn on crossplay
      >ALWAYS bring flamer
      >If I hear a basketball american, blast him with flamer while mic spamming Johnny rebel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he knows the samples are shared anon. That's just his way of having fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report him for offending your delicate ears by using le en word. Even these arrowhead right wing chads won’t delay at slapping a ban on en word speakers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>join a game
      >>it's all black people on playstation
      shouldve just started blasting right there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt happen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >join a game
      >it's all black people on playstation
      >they're decent at the game but constantly yelling at shit
      If they are the sort with deep bass in their voice, then the run would have been 10/10. It's the queer high pitched Black personhomosexuals that ruin everything.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best gun in the free pass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impact Grenade.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last one

      This has been cheated in right?

      Cheated or a dev

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has been cheated in right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devs sometimes do some sneaky shit, I saw a dev calling a vehicle during a regular op on twitter

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried t-4 for the first time and am dying like crazy. Was doing good on t-3 but the jump is insane to t-4. I hate when shit games jump up radically like this instead of gradually. Might drop it soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This might be the most scrub post I’ve ever seen on this website. Just play difficulty 3 until you get good enough for 4, then keep working your way up. Those difficulties are a cakewalk and you should try to get better at the game instead of giving up before the game even gets difficult.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll probably just drop this garbage game tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          drop the game followed by your own life if you're actually struggling in anything before 7 solo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will drop the shit game and continue enjoying my great life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I'm pretty sure the last patch fricked up difficulties.
            We did a D6 mission as a warm-up, I've never seen so many Titans, Chargers, and Hunters within the first 5 minutes of a mission before. Actually started dropping to 15fps from how much shit there was.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't due to the warning that bugs are extra numerous now. I'd figured the swedes did that to slow down the major order.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, this was before the order was active.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meant finished, frick sakes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anything at diff 6 and above feels like spawn rate russian roulette for bugs. Sometimes you get so many heavies at 6 it feels like 8, sometimes you go through an entire level 8 mission without seeing a single Titan or Charger.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got a six just the other day where me and a friend looking for an easy mission to farm bad strategem kills got like 6 bile titans and 5 chargers simultaneously instead. I've not seen spawns like that on 9s.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your go to build for bots?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever sounds like fun

      Never use them in bug missions they are fricking horrible because their are 3 or 4 bugs that can fly to you .

      lol wut? I ONLY use them on bug missions. They take out the trash and the flyers so you can focus on the big boys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the laser dog the motar, you should always use it for bug missions

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh my bad. yeah, frick the mortar when you're fighting bugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slugger AC eaglesmoke hmg emsmortar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heavy armor
      auto cannon
      orbital laser (mostly to use on heavy outposts but it also melts hulks in ~3 seconds)
      eagle airstrike
      eagle rocket pods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Airstrike
      110mm
      Mortar
      Autocannon
      Slugger
      Impact/Stun
      Light/Medium armor with explosive resist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EAT + both mortars + lol

      EATS are seriously too strong. The drop pod kills things easily and you can one shot nearly anything with a well placed EAT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Build
      I've been past this phase over 100 hours ago, Anon. I just bring what I want in tje moment regardless of team compesition, and have fun.

      155 Medals away from Warbond Maxxing, and the 250 to Medal Maxx for the next Warbond.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait is this joke ? I open on my PS5 and just .. gives title screen again. I was really heartbroken cus I wanted to play it with my wife. Help !

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amr+supply pack
      whatever other ordinance i feel like at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either railgun or autocannon depending on how i feel
      110mm rocket eagle
      laser orbital
      regular eagle bombing run

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUFF LASERS

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that spamming Trivial missions has the most war impact?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t matter in the long run, Joel controls everything

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jump pack needs a buff.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the shield generator array needs a buff.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where my quick play homies at?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The slugger needs to be buffed.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deez nuts need a buff.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >song is clearly pro communism and socialism
    >call it managed democracy
    >lefties eat it up that the idea of managed democracy is facism
    >in reality it is just communism realized
    How did they get away with this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something something media literacy

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hellpod dropping in
    >controls are jammed
    >the last thing you see just before you impact is a whole herd of hunters moving like the tide rolling in beneath you

    ?si=lEX0lFaNyQ_ETssx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grenade. Followed by the biggest bombardment you have right under your feet, if you're still alive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >See how I die!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >join random squad, difficulty 5
    >after 240 hours I have finally seen a fabled Chinese team
    >oh well, they can’t be as bad as what Ganker says, right?
    >decide to give it a whirl
    >bug blitz mission
    >they stay right at drop in a death loop trying to recover their gear
    >finally realize I have to do the whole mission by myself
    >destroy all the bug holes solo
    >Chinese keep dropping resupply so I have to go to POIs for grenades
    >destroy 2 stalker lairs and a shrieker nest solo
    >2 minutes left
    >mark extraction, rendezvous with team who are still at the same place we dropped
    >they all friendly fire me as soon as I show up, my first death of the match
    >out of reinforces
    >mission time runs out and they all finally start heading to extract, never having moved from where they dropped in
    >extraction is a miserable failure
    >kicked when we get back to ship

    Is this what working for a Chinese person feels like? I think I got bamboozled by the yellow man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese have a word we don't have in their language 汉堡王 which essentially means getting pleasure in ruining other people's fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon has just discovered the word "Trolling"
        Jesus Christ we are fricked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trolling has a negative connotation and is done by losers in the west. For the Chinese it's a sort of pride point done by everyone.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sheltered or something? Sociopaths/Pyschopaths are all in positions of power in the West due to society encouraging and rewarding that sort of behavior. Truth is we like evil people/buttholes because they are seen as "assertive" and "confident" This type of behavior isn't exclusive to the Chinese. Everyone does it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it your mission to impregnate as many chinese women as possible, wipe the bugman off the face of the planet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm doing my part

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Chinese bastard dropped a cluster bomb on me nine separate fricking times, in the same fricking round.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plays with the bug people
      >expects them to win against actual bugs

      That was like having Black folk fight orcs and expect either of them to win or have israelites and goblins see who could under sell the other

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >starts greentext with "be me"
      >>>/b/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Play with a fully leveled chink on 7 to get my 25 hunter kills for my medals
      >He immediately runs off and starts finishing side and main objectives and collecting samples on his own
      >First two ops go well, besides two arc homies erasing themselves from existences while me and Chink blast our way through Hellmire
      >Last operation
      >Finish it quickly, call extract. I see a golden light near enough that I can just reach it if I run now and they take a few seconds to enter
      >Run for it, its a flamethrower, curing myself as I turn to run back
      >To see based Chink blasting the horde of bugs in my way as I run through a nest and take it out with an air strike
      >Hugs me before we enter the ship together

      I'm going to miss that china man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quckplay randos can be really iffy. I tried it out for fun two nights ago instead of bringing my usual buddy.
      Same shit. They all stayed near the drop and kept fighting a horde of STALKERS to get their shit back. Kept throwing in reinforcements into the middle of the hordes. We couldn't move more than 5ft from landing before getting downed.
      The host just disconnected.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have our mothership or only Super Destroyer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a frickoff huge orbtial station/weapons platform stationed in Mars' orbit which docks most of the Super Destroyers. It only shows up for a few seconds after the tutorial, I can only assume it plays a bigger role if Sol itself comes under attack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just replayed the tutorial because of this post and didn't see jack. Is it in a corner of the screen for a split second somewhere or did I get bamboozled

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead FOTM slop. Give up. The devs gave up on it.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diver bros, why there are 3 homies on my ship, can I change it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Straight, white man got front and center stage for the opening cinematic so the ESG tax is payed by having 3 of em on your ship.
      Pelican, Eagle and Osprey are all white anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      different ships have slightly different looking crew members but they're always black
      I have an asian-faced girl on my ship and she's still black

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some democracy officers have eyepatches. Is that a Super Citizen thing or something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah i'm not a super shill and mine has an eyepatch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They could at least give us asian nerds or thick latinas at random, but no.
        WE GON BE OFFICEZ N SHIT

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morons still bringing arc guns and crashing games
    >devs even more moronic for still not fixing the problem or even just disabling the weapons until the problem is fixed
    any other time this has happened in a game the offending thing was disabled, why the frick can they not do that if they can't figure out the issue? I'm tired of them creating more problems any time they fix one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >any other time this has happened in a game the offending thing was disabled, why the frick can they not do that if they can't figure out the issue?
      Apparently, they don't have a way to remotely turn off items and would need to do a whole patch to turn them off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and just like that my interest in the game is gone, I don't like it when morons are allowed to be moronic especilally when their shit is broken for months

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shit's been "broken" for less than a week

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"broken" for less than a week
            lying Black person the game has been buggy and unstable ever since launch, then they broke enemy spawns, then they made the arc thrower a fricking crashing machine

            this game does not deserve this success, its all bots and shills

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >lying Black person the game has been buggy and unstable ever since launch
              KEK, stop being poor and get a better PC

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah dude, it's artificial fun. They need to shut this garbage down

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >this game does not deserve its success
              Sort of true. It has a lot of heart and passion put into it, but some of the bugs are inexcusable at this point
              >it’s all bots and shills
              This is just silly. The game is so insanely fun people put up with weeks of bugs and waited for literal HOURS in queue just to play it. I can’t think of another game that should’ve had a disaster of a launch and been hateposted into oblivion, and instead had the exact opposite happen

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot can be forgiven (for a while, anyway) if the core experience is fun.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like none of the primaries have much impact, what is everyone's favourite so far?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liberator, Sickle, Punisher, Defender. Diligence is pretty good too if you're not trigger happy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cute image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slugger by far
      >range
      >stun
      >knockback
      >(triple)penetration

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they need to like triple the soundtrack, the music is good but I'm getting sick of it

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join bot factory mission with 2 minutes left on the clock into a clusterfrick
    >clear clusterfrick, but have to trek to the other side of the map to reach the nearest factory
    >timer ran out and rescue ship on the way, so no stratagem, and the only other person with me stopped at extract (with zero samples)
    >factory finally in sight with a clear run up for a grenade after dodging everything under the sun
    >meteor out of fricking nowhere pinpoint strikes me in the face
    It was the FIRST fricking rock that fell. What are the odds of that bullshit? Its like a dev was actually watching me and decided, "Oh no no no, you don't get a win today!" I saw that meteors got nerfed, but I guess heavy armor with blast padding can't do anything against a beach ball sized fireball hitting you at terminal velocity. Even though I was surviving turret cannon shots, only to die to the fall from being launched across the map.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adding nukes and healing guns before a minigun

    What are these swedes doing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It exists on the Patriot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want no gay robot or sentry with my dakka. Just make it a support weapon that drops in with an ammo backpack that you need to wear to fire the weapon for any extended period of time.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game is so buggy today it's unreal, no pun intended

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead game, shit game. Mechs other "updates" were ready years ago, only released now. The devs are hacks who took the money and ran. Stop playing this Flavor of the month goyslop fascist nazi game. It's dead and it's boring. Player count is dropping. It's over. Go play something else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon gets it. It's unironically over. Everyone plays vs bugs only, that's half the entire game that already bores everyone. "Joel" is an AI. After 1-2 weeks of bug campaigns, they will drop the Major Orders and rework the Personal Orders into a "General Orders" automated daily missionslop. Map will reset every month. No new content. It's over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What else am I supposed to play

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, and I was just about to buy this. Are the devs really giving up? Considering how Palworld and Lethal Company ended up, it's understandable. Making enough money really kills all motivation, doesn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon gets it. It's unironically over. Everyone plays vs bugs only, that's half the entire game that already bores everyone. "Joel" is an AI. After 1-2 weeks of bug campaigns, they will drop the Major Orders and rework the Personal Orders into a "General Orders" automated daily missionslop. Map will reset every month. No new content. It's over.

      Damn, and I was just about to buy this. Are the devs really giving up? Considering how Palworld and Lethal Company ended up, it's understandable. Making enough money really kills all motivation, doesn't it?

      Never, it's over. FOTM is over, and was overdue too.

      what do you get out of doing this every thread

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PATCH
    WHEN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never, it's over. FOTM is over, and was overdue too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong thread. Dragons dogma is over there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon's Dogma 2 is a great game that will be played for years, just like 1. Ganker will worship it for years. Helldivers 2 is a forgettable generic FOTM goyslop and threads about it have to stop, just like they stopped for Palworld and Lethal Company and DRG. Time to let go of this slop.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >every multiplayer games must be fotm surely no one plays games more than a month
            you're an ADHD ridden zoomer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only dinosaurs like you stick around for more than a month. FOTM is how everything works and you need to get used to it, old man.
              >palworld
              >lethal company
              >battlebit remastered
              >and now, helldivers 2
              Get it through your boomer skull. Your time in the sun is over.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been over a month. Get new material.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a melee mech that just rushes in like a charger and punches shit rockem sockem robots style. No gay ass commie bot chainsaws, energy swords or any of that dumb shit, just good old fashioned honest fists of liberty and democracy. What you see is what you get.
    BOOM!
    POW!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will be no content updates for this game anymore. Its month has passed.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute banger
    o7

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people take the slugger over this beast right here? Slugger feels like shit in comparison.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because i haven't unlocked that yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why is everyone using the shotgun that is easily acquired instead of the one you have to grind for?

        EQUIP IT NOW!!! STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I been lazy and haven’t even unlocked it yet because I was saving for the new pass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is everyone using the shotgun that is easily acquired instead of the one you have to grind for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >low ammo capacity
      >small magazine
      >have a nice day on bugs if they jump at you
      I like it against bots when I'm not using the autocannon but usually the autocannon on bots is the best option and does its job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They stealth nerfed it in the recent patch. It no longer can destroy those information towers or even fricking spore sowers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It never destroyed the broadcast tower. It can still kill spore spewers, it just won't kill shrieker nests because they require actual heavy ordnance to kill.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this not playing on my ship when we return from battle

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw still playing Lethal Company with friends, still playing Helldivers 2 despite having everything unlocked and max samples and requisitions, still having fun
    Not giving you precious (You)s that your dopamine-deprived brain craves either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fun
      No, you're having nu-fun and are in denial.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    story spoilers
    {10.88->13.61}Freedom's Greetings, I'm Coretta Kelly.
    {13.61->19.28}New updates on the backfiring of the TCS in the Meridia system. Here's the latest:
    {19.28->32.30}A preliminary investigation by the Ministry of Science reveals that the Termicide initially worked, quote: "as intended," eliminating 99.6% of the Terminid population on all Barrier Planets.
    {32.30->41.71}However, on Meridia, some of the remaining Terminids not only survived, but actually began reproducing up to 20 times faster than before.
    {41.71->46.62}Scientists are now calling the planet a Terminid, quote: "Supercolony."
    {46.63->59.24}The mutations caused by the Termicide appear to be random, but according to the report, it is only a matter of time before the same reaction appears on the rest of the Barrier Planets.
    {59.24->65.18}The Helldivers may be in a race against time to deactivate the TCS before this occurs.
    {65.18->71.86}In other news, the disgraced scientists who developed the Termicide have been taken into custody,
    {71.86->75.75}and are to be investigated for dissident infiltration.
    {75.75->78.69}That's Liberty's Latest; I'm Coretta Kelly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      {9.83->13.31}Freedom's Greetings, I'm your host, Coretta Kelly.
      {13.31->17.59}Today, spontaneous military parades broke out across the galaxy,
      {17.59->21.53}celebrating the destruction of the Meridian Supercolony.
      {21.53->33.64}Thanks to the courageous efforts of the Helldivers, the planet Meridia was successfully collapsed into a black hole, destroying the Supercolony and its mutated strain of Terminids.
      {33.64->46.61}Concerns of unforeseeable impacts from the use of Dark Fluid have proved largely unfounded, experts say, with only minor spacetime distortions observed in the area surrounding the singularity.
      {46.61->51.63}Terminid spread has been vastly reduced following the planet's destruction,
      {51.63->56.98}and efforts are now underway to develop a new and improved Termicide formula.
      {56.98->63.60}Looking ahead, the Helldivers are also preparing to mount a counterattack against the Automatons.
      {63.60->66.47}That's Liberty's Latest; I'm Coretta Kelly.

      {0.11->4.19}What I am about to share with you is of the highest order of secrecy.
      {5.01->10.22}Our analysts have detected Illuminate energy readings in the area surrounding the singularity
      {10.22->12.05}created by the Dark Fluid.
      {12.70->14.46}The possibility of their survival
      {14.83->16.57}is now raised.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice headcanon. Buy an ad for your blog, Black person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        this is too good to be real they're just gonna have the illuminate pop up and all the stuff about the TCS mutation will be forgotten about since it was just an excuse to add Shriekers

        it's from the subtitle files full paste here pastebin.com/0KCfFFNx

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every update is planned already
          Devs REALLY took the money and ran, it seems! FOTM is confirmed and it's officially, literally and unironically over. Enjoy your bugs and glitches and crashes because they are NOT going away!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Enjoy your bugs and glitches and crashes because they are NOT going away!
            They are called 'features' and 'automatons', moron.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why did you call me a moron? It hurt me, plus I am not a moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      {9.83->13.31}Freedom's Greetings, I'm your host, Coretta Kelly.
      {13.31->17.59}Today, spontaneous military parades broke out across the galaxy,
      {17.59->21.53}celebrating the destruction of the Meridian Supercolony.
      {21.53->33.64}Thanks to the courageous efforts of the Helldivers, the planet Meridia was successfully collapsed into a black hole, destroying the Supercolony and its mutated strain of Terminids.
      {33.64->46.61}Concerns of unforeseeable impacts from the use of Dark Fluid have proved largely unfounded, experts say, with only minor spacetime distortions observed in the area surrounding the singularity.
      {46.61->51.63}Terminid spread has been vastly reduced following the planet's destruction,
      {51.63->56.98}and efforts are now underway to develop a new and improved Termicide formula.
      {56.98->63.60}Looking ahead, the Helldivers are also preparing to mount a counterattack against the Automatons.
      {63.60->66.47}That's Liberty's Latest; I'm Coretta Kelly.

      {0.11->4.19}What I am about to share with you is of the highest order of secrecy.
      {5.01->10.22}Our analysts have detected Illuminate energy readings in the area surrounding the singularity
      {10.22->12.05}created by the Dark Fluid.
      {12.70->14.46}The possibility of their survival
      {14.83->16.57}is now raised.

      this is too good to be real they're just gonna have the illuminate pop up and all the stuff about the TCS mutation will be forgotten about since it was just an excuse to add Shriekers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calling bugs Super anything.
      That's treason.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People have already played with the weapons coming in the next warbond correct? Do we have any idea if any of them are decent? Trying to decide if I want to keep saving my credits/medals or just get one of the 2 that are out now.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The swedes are so incompetent they just straight up copypasted the Black person lady from the beginning here. She even has the talk prompt (but you can't reach it).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, it would be incompetent to waste time, money, and resources making an NPC for no reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it would cost so much to remove the prompt flag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally who cares

          if you're glitching your way over there, then wouldn't you be glad to get a little extra

          Same. It's just so disappointing that nothing really changes, barely any new content and it's been two (2) months. What a waste. Then again, we shouldn't have fallen for FOTMslop, so it's on us.

          you've been saying FOTM for two months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She even has the talk prompt (but you can't reach it).
      There's another one with the talk prompt directly under the railing in front of the cryo door. You can see the prompt through the floor.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing a while ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It's just so disappointing that nothing really changes, barely any new content and it's been two (2) months. What a waste. Then again, we shouldn't have fallen for FOTMslop, so it's on us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I mean I don’t hate the game. I’m just not bothered if I don’t play it either.

        If people play it daily and enjoy it, then fair enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I'm beginning to dwindle from it, as have my friends.
      Its just the exact same shit every time, the same boring objectives, the same near-identical biomes, and the same handful of usable weapons. And with the war map being poorly utilized imho, that factor isn't really that interesting either.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a bile titan corpse wonky physics episode
    died twice for this bullshit in the same mission

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda
    Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda
    Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda
    Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda
    Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda
    Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it always fat manchildren defending women rights to act like overgrown children.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this about Steam mods closing that rainbow capes thread only after rightoids started slinging death threats at people?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can't just threaten suicide and call it a death threat from whatever group of people you hate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there no white people on my ship?
      Why aren't the body types just called male and female?
      Is the CEO not in charge?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick cares what CEO thinks anyway this is just more Ganker psyop to tell you that you are based if you buy this game and if you don't you are probably trans so PLS BUY IT PLS BUY IT PLS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 nigs on my (and everyone's) ship says otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I would predict a Rainbow cape or LGBT cape get insta TK'd in most lobbies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Helldivers 2 CEO REJECTS Woke Agenda
      >player ship is nothing but black people and gender is called "body type"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at this point it's a win if drag queens aren't the face of the game.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I’m never gonna shit on Malevelon Creek, the people dedicated to fighting there are crazy and loyal heroes, but holy frick, Hellmire is the worst planet to be on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fire tornadoes i can deal with, they even help from time to time but holy shit the double stamina drain is AIDS when you need to be constantly on the run from the bugs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really get the Malevelon meme. I guess it was the first one to be available for play, but it's no more difficult than the other forested planets, especially prior to the addition of ion storms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually think it's one of the easiest places to fight the robots, because there's so much cover so you can hide and fight very effectively. Compared to some of the wide open, barren planets you can fight robots on, Malevelon gives you tons of advantages.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, malevelon was the first I was able to do solo hell dives because its very easy to break line of sight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked it. Hope the bugs take it back OR we get a place with both fire tornados and ion storm.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my life for super earth

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so can i use arc thrower again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not yet.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have spent all of my 147+ hours fighting bugs
    >decide to do a bot mission
    >everything besides the lowest level grunts are bulletsponges that require mag dumping
    this isn't very fun, no wonder everybody only fights bugs and 100% of the marketing is focused on bugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot the glowing red part, usually a skull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot head.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slugger kills devastators in a single headshot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      git gud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bots are easier in some ways, because only a few of them swarm you so you can find a good position and hold them off. Doesn't work that way with bugs

      people try to fight bots the same way they fight bugs but that just doesn't work

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting the other chud helmets?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arc weapons crash game
    >Now orbital airburst also crash my game.
    Fricking hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arc thrower crashes the game? Since when?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a reddit/twitter/discord meme with no evidence, but it's gotten spread around like wildfire anyway. The patch mentioned that it updated shots fired/hit calculations so the arc thrower would be represented properly, as well as some other weapons. Then people noticed crashes, and sometimes the arc thrower was being used.

        Meanwhile, people are still getting crashed when nobody is using it, and other people are still using it constantly and having no crashes.

        basically, it's just another bullshit internet rumor that gets posted as a fact and may or may not be true.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i will use the arc shotgun
            i will fail to kill even the weakest enemies
            i will crash your game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I saw that too. And it turns out that avoiding those things doesn't prevent crashes. I've run game after game with both arc thrower and tesla tower with no issues, as have many others. I literally have never crashed once while using the arc thrower, only when I'm not.

            IMO they put out that statement to make the redditors feel better, who are now kicking everyone they see with an arc thrower

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >host game
            >1 arc dude joins
            >crashes within first 5 minutes
            >another arc dude joins
            >he tks me through a charger
            >crashes after another 5 minutes
            lol they never learn.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was zapping a charger once, then some dudes shitty internet rubber banded him right into my line of fire. Then the game hard locked.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the current narrative?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eagle 1 has an affair with unknown Helldiver (you).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bugs are pissed off that we keep fricking with them past the barrier worlds so they decided to shred the local human population again. bots continue to be indifferent but still want us to get the frick off their planet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bots continue to be indifferent but still want us to get the frick off their planet.
        Arrogant toasters think they own planets!? They don't even own the metal they are made of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      our waifus will be sterilized if we lose oceane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is dead, it's been over a month.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ogre

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deal with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stuns you
      >Cooks you alive
      >Process your corpse into gasoline
      >Use the gasoline to travel to space McDonalds to get a Big Mac.
      >It's made out of your bug friends meat
      >Shear a tear for managed democracy.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else looking forward to a whole year of drip fed content that has all already been leaked?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just jump out of the way and not die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of jumping around like a dumb gay you could have thrown a stratagem and killed it before it even got to within melee range.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i did; all you gotta do is orbital laser and then jump around until it stops moving

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least jump pack is good for getting cool screenshots.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orbital laser is a moron trap.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's godly for bot outposts. Pretty much it's only use.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty powerful for making breathing room across a large area, but 3 uses per mission isn't enough to justify it. Even a 5 minute cooldown would be better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 people each with orbital lasers = free bug extermination extraction

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >lock 3 stratagem slots from the whole team just for extraction
              At best it can kill 1 titan or 1.5 charger.
              I know Ganker is shitter central but if you're gonna be bad, at least you shouldn't spread your shit habits around.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, if everybody takes laser and properly coordinates each use, you can completely trivialize a mission. Just kill heavies quick with your EATs so it doesn't get hung up on them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad you don't get to choose which target it goes to, because it will waste time aiming for heavies while they spawn and while you take they down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So shoot the heavies and let the laser mow down the mobs while you now have breathing room to shoot more heavies. Alternatively, you're now free to focus down the mobs because the laser is killing the titan for you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You say that like you get to choose the order of spawn from breaches while it's most often plenty of chaff upfront and heavies toward the end of the breach.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's when early laser is perfect for mulching all the small shit crawling up in that small breach area. Nobody's arguing that it's a perfect stratagem, we're just saying it's not garbage.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >3 separate players burning a strategem
              >Wow, it's so good!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty powerful for making breathing room across a large area, but 3 uses per mission isn't enough to justify it. Even a 5 minute cooldown would be better.

            3 people each with orbital lasers = free bug extermination extraction

            Like they said, it's got its niches. If you're not trying to clear the entire map, you really only need 3 of them to hit the big objectives. Its a killer emergency button when you just need to reset an engagement, and its value increases on maps with +call-in time. There are a lot of orbitals that need a buff, but laser's in a pretty good spot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Orbital Laser will clear bug dens all on it's own.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH, PLAY SOME OTHER TURBOGOYSLOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do difficulty and side objectives count towards your liberation% yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anywhere I can find a good group with mics to play helldivers with? My old co-op gaming friend group broke up before this game came out and playing with randoms just isnt the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just play with randoms and send friend requests if they're cool, build a group

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the 15th of December last year, I fell off a bridge onto the ground trying to kill myself. I've since went through many surgeries and a month and a half of being in the hospital + month and a half later, I'm still stuck in a wheelchair. Miraculously though, I've managed to not only survive (yay!) but the doctors said I'll be able to walk with crutches starting next month (I think?)!

    So as a semi-failed college student with me on a leave of absence for the year, I decided to buy Helldivers 2 (PS5). As a primarily KB&M user, getting used to the controller was quite difficult (I nearly failed the first mission after the tutorial) but now I'm level 11 and mainly quickplaying and spreading managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

    My god, this game is a blast. I forget I'm temporarily disabled at the moment when I'm getting into my hellpod, shooting bugs and bots, and liberating and saving planets 2 squad impacts at a time (yes, I'm still at difficulty 3~5). Sure, there are the tedious and frustrating moments, but purchase wise, this was one of the best games I bought ever. I normally don't buy games at full price, but this was worth it.

    I was mainly inspired by the posts our fellow helldivers made, especially about our disabled and fallen comrades in real life. You guys are making a difference, one step at a time in the game and in real life too. PLEASE be kind to one another and look after yourselves and each other! I can't stress enough how important mental health is as well as physical health, and in the end, this is a video game after all.

    Thank you so much for reading this far, and do excuse me if there are any weird nuances or anything since English is my second language. Happy diving and enjoy many more cups of liber-tea!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should have killed yourself, then I wouldn't have had to read that shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Attention Helldiver, urgent message from the corps follows:

      "Bots are red and Squids are blue, but Earth wouldn't be Super without you.

      Keep up the fight"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% plebbit text. Hope that homosexual tries again.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meh I've had scarier nights with my ex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TEETH

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you join my game and pick this it's an instant kick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shitter magnet, a crutch, and a completely selfish strategem. Every random I get using it is a useless frickwit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >selfish strategem
          doesn't exist, use your words and ask for him to drop you one too homie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's half a dozen more useful back packs that will actually contribute.

            >preserving reinforcements
            >selfish

            Literal fricking skill issue. If you need to crutch on the cuck bubble to not die it's because you need to go back to difficulty 5.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I have never once fought the automatons in my life: the post
              Gitgud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bots are more fun than bugs, try again you fricking trash can. You're crutching on the cuck bubble.

                Am I suppose to care? Do you really believe playing with your autistic ass is some sort of privilege? Please kick me so I don't have to endure your shit.

                I don't want dead weight homosexuals shitting up my game. Good fricking riddance.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so what you really want is for people to use the supply backpack to resupply you all mission

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >preserving reinforcements
          >selfish

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Has a tendency of doing the opposite vs bots. It makes your hitbox bigger and thus you'll get clipped and blown up by more rockets. Of all irony, the best rocket defense tool is the RR backbag as it makes you immune to rocket blasts from the rear.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because i cant pursue my hobby of sucking wieners if everybody has shields blocking me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Offense>defense
        If you can get through a diff 9 with zero to a few deaths, it's pointless. You could have taken the rover and killed an extra 300 bugs or the supply pack to help allies (far less useful now that so many people use the sickle) or even just an ems mortar or more airstrikes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you don't die to the bugs then what's the purpose in killing more of them with your rover?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enemies need to be killed. Enemies being killed faster is better than slower.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Enemies need to be killed
              not always

              the best thing to do on 9s most of the time is to just run away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I suppose to care? Do you really believe playing with your autistic ass is some sort of privilege? Please kick me so I don't have to endure your shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spear gives you a single rocket back on resuply
      fricking why? I tried it as a meme and it's just a worse recoiless/EAT. You get like 4 rockets and the effort it takes to make the shitty lockon target the head you could just free aim with the other launchers.

      It's too good if you use the flamethrower. Otherwise hunters just tank the flame and jump on you or you die to rand explosives

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The shield should be used only to compensate for wearing light armor. There’s really no reason to wear it when you have medium or heavy when you could be running something more useful (autocannon or resupply pack) or cool (jump pack).

      That being said, you’re probably a massive shitter gay baby who brings a rover into every mission. Rover is way more of a crutch than shield.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bet that homie takes the dog rover and thinks hes hot shit for getting the most kills in his lobby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people with the least kills are the ones hunting heavies
      people with the most kills are the team's workhorses clearing add spam
      people with mid-number kills are shitters that got carried

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dead enemies are more important than protecting you from hits you're meant to be avoiding

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 is harder than 7 right now. This shit is bugged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MALEVELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so am not the only one that notices that.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i use jump pack. i'm the best and i'm the highest helldiver

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give us a boom box that blast music and it changes the music theme in-game

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hunter-chan gave me the lick now i can never get married

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game is fantastic. The lore is tacky

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HD 1
    Yooo fr though this is on PC for 3.99 rn I'm gon have to pick that up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play it with a friend so you can enjoy the recoilless that fires as fast as your friend can mash E.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell who is hardstuck on diff7 and below by what they recommend and adamantly oppose or defend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can tell who is hardstuck on diff7 and below by what they recommend and adamantly oppose or defend
      Flamethrower guys for sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldn't bother with flamethrower for bugs past diff 5. i wouldn'teven touch it for bots.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i wouldn't bother with flamethrower for bugs past diff 5
          I can tell you don't play past that. The flamethrower is still very strong against chargers and hive guards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the problem in diff7+ ain't chargers, it's the mass of little shit that will just set you on fire if you use the flamethrower on them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stop dodging while shooting the flamethrower.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >automatons
    >helldive
    breh how do you even play that, it's one clusterfrick of heavys and rockets flying around

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just crouch. Crouch, and stop shooting at them. You have no idea how easy it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but is it? I mean they're shooting at me, I need to shoot back.

        >automatons
        >helldive
        breh how do you even play that, it's one clusterfrick of heavys and rockets flying around

        *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I need to shoot back
          No you don't. You need to complete objectives, find super samples, and extract. That's it. Here's the game plan for a solo 7-9 big map bot mission:
          >Drop near extract, towards map edge, get autocannon
          >Clean extract, spend ammo, drop resupply
          >ALWAYS WATCH YOUR MAP
          >Avoid red dots, keep cover between you and bots on the way to objectives
          >Kill outposts, mortars, etc. with Eagle and Autocannon, then walk away and seek cover they WILL stop following you
          >If an objective is hot, hit terminals fast and fall back
          >You can draw enemies off objective by making noise, you can lure them into a killbox, you can drag them into nowhere then circle the edge of the map and leave them there, your choice
          >Fight when you have high ground, surprise, strats off CD
          >Run when your position is compromised, a drop goes off on top of you, or there are too many turrets pointed at you
          >Autocannon can murder every single building, tank, and turret by shooting it in the red vent from a million miles away
          It's exhilarating when you do it right.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No you don't. You need to complete objectives, find super samples, and extract. That's it. Here's the game plan for a solo 7-9 big map bot mission:
            literal moron youtuber follower

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've gotten all my super uranium solo, I don't know what to tell you bud. Stay mad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you get enough super samples to unlock everything after what, 5 helldives?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It takes like 60? All I have left is the emplacement one, so I've gotten ~50 so far.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High level anons with all the stratagems unlocked. What would you like to see as a way to spend that capped 50k requisition that you’ve been staring at for weeks? Personally I would love to see some sort of donation box type thing that you can throw your unused req into to help progress a planet a tad maybe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spend X000 (whatever is above what a helldive pays out so you can't do it indefinitely) to get an extra stratagem slot for one mission.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Further specialization for each individual weapon/stratagem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      convert them to medals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1000 reqs for 1 sc or 1000 reqs for 1 medal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      donate them to Super Earth

      income tax

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should be able to use requisitions to buy extremely powerful one-time-use stratagems, like the thunderer barrage or shredder missile from the first game. It could be $5k each or something like that.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like using eagle airstrike and walking orbital

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are some diff 9 loadouts (real)?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      500kg
      Rover
      EAT
      EMS mortar/mech/precision strike/whatever

      Sickle/slugger/breaker
      Incendiary/impact/stun
      Your favorite looking light/medium armor WITH A HELMET AND CAPE THAT LOOK NICE WITH IT I HATE FREAKS WHO MISMATCH SHIT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rover on 9
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          still viable for bugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most stratagems are viable if you aren't a shitter. People will argue endlessly otherwise. but it's the truth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grenade laucher
      rover
      500kg
      precision strike

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only do 9s with my 4 stack of friends. For both of the below, I take slugger/autopistol/impact grenade. My friends all take different things, but my loadout is:

      Bugs:
      Orbital Laser
      Orbital Airburst
      Flamethrower
      Either EAT or Rover depending on if we have at least 2 backpacks on the team. If 2 other people take backpacks, I take the EAT and just scav a backpack like 10 mins into the mission

      I mostly clear trash and hold chokes with the flamethrower with this. EATs called on cooldown so there's shitloads of them around the map.

      Bots:
      Walking barrage
      Orbital Laser
      Anti Material Rifle
      Jump pack
      I mostly just get up high and take out high priority targets with this. Heavy, anti explosive armor mandatory.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Walking barrage
        incredibly underrated

        for bots i have
        autocannon
        500kg
        walking barrage
        orbital laser

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In what situation do you even use the walking barrage? I've seen a few guys use it and it always seemed like a really shitty airstrike

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a long and mostly straight line of explosions. it's easier to lob and forgot compared to air strikes which run perpendicular to your throw.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              to add to this, since it's a straight line you also need to worry about walls less. even if you throw and land the start outside the wall, the line of explosions will "walk" inside. opposed to basic airstrike where you have to make sure it lands inside and it lands parallel to your target.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Eagle Airstrike always comes horizontally to the point you throw it
                >Turn 90° to the row you want to hit
                >Throw Airstrike

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you're doing that you.might as well be inside the bot base. the whole point is you just want to nuke the base from the outside.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can the walking barrage take out bug nests?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but you cant take out full bases consistently against either bugs or bots, it will soften them up though, its one of the better barrages

                It's bullshit that you have to play on tryhard mode to get super samples. Like once or twice a day I’ll cheese a level 7 by grabbing the super samples and then hiding and waiting for emergency extraction by the landing pad.

                It’s an extremely boring 40 minutes, but it beats using a pick up group and failing to extract for several missions back to back.

                Legitimately can't imagine being this shit, you don't even need super sample techs for the lower difficulties anyway, and I'm sure i could complete a 9 with mates without any of the sample techs anyway

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              to add to this, since it's a straight line you also need to worry about walls less. even if you throw and land the start outside the wall, the line of explosions will "walk" inside. opposed to basic airstrike where you have to make sure it lands inside and it lands parallel to your target.

              Makes sense, I'll give it a shot next time I fight bots. The guys I saw using it were fighting bugs and it didn't seem to do much

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join 1/4 lobby
    >he starts the mission immediately
    >leave
    it's a 4 player game 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. These inpatient morons waste their SOS right when they land. Not adding as well the disorganization.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much of the game has changed?

    Finally considering picking it up after Dragons Dogma 2 turned out to be dogshit. Any new shit being added?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new faction, new weapons, new armaments!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally just flying bugs

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is having sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where did you get that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry about it

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join helldive bugs lobby where everyone is 50
    >land near shriekers
    >3 of us took EATs
    >I'm the only one using them to shoot the nests
    >eventually clear them
    >mark a nearby objective
    >nobody follows me
    >one guy is heading towards an objective in the opposite direction
    >frick it, go to help him
    >he dies
    >the two other guys who are still where we landed reinforce him there
    >nobody is going to any objective now
    >go to regroup with them at the very least
    >they lose like 7 lives by the time I get there
    why are they like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've met more incompetent level 50s than incompetent level 1-15s. I don't know what the deal is with that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those 50s are probably incompetent children with loads of free time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Its not always the 50s. In fact I bet you the statistics shows that 1-49 has way more offenders than the 50s.

          You're only kidding yourself if you think people are more of a butthole the more time they spend in a game, dickwipe.

          Also what's not being discussed is that there are definitely asswipes that kick people for no good reason too. In fact probably more offenders here because you can stop people from getting any rewards after wasting 30 minutes of time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pre nerf elimination bot missions
        that did damage on its own

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Level 1-15 you expect nothing. Level 50 you expect basic competence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are 4 kinds of level 50s
        >people who farmed pre-nerf mortar exterminations and now suck at any missions where they have to actually play the game
        >Chinese hackers/purchased accounts (100% will kick you at extract btw)
        >children who have 8 hours to play every night after school and think tking is top comedy
        >people who actually played the game for around 80 hours and know what they are doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when i was just starting the game i was getting a lot of 50s on 3 & 4 difficulty. i think there are a lot of people who just grind the easy missions and nothing else

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you see a low level guy in difficulties 7+ then he either got carried by a friend, or is good at the gamed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’d be surprised how many people never look at their map. Seriously, next time you die, take note of who on your team is using the map. I guarantee maybe one of your teammates is checking it, if any at all. A ton of players straight up don’t look at the map at all and just wander blindly or follow other people until they stumble onto objectives. This is especially true on difficulty 7.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I notice there's generally only 1 or 2 guys using their map, spotting enemies, and marking locations, while the others either just follow blindly or frick off to do their own thing.

        That's okay though, not everyone can (or should) be a leader, it doesn't work if everyone's pulling in different directions. It would still be good for them to check it sometimes, especially in rough terrain or low visibility, to see if there's any nearby enemies.

        btw I can't believe how many people struggle with compass directions when they're literally marked in multiple locations in game. homosexuals will really b***h that you should just say left/right or up/down instead of "enemies behind the rock, northeast" or whatever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >homosexuals will really b***h that you should just say left/right or up/down instead of "enemies behind the rock, northeast" or whatever
          Why not just ping them? It's a much mor efficient way of conveying exact location.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if the enemies are behind an obstacle then you can't ping them directly, so without using voice they would have no idea why you're pinging some random rock/hill/building when things are quiet. using compass directions is just easier and more efficient in some cases. besides, saying "bugs to the left" is useless info unless everyone is facing the same direction

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So ping and say "bugs at my ping behind rock"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that takes longer and is still cumbersome and imprecise. just learn your cardinal directions anon. there's a compass at the top of your screen and on your map. but yeah I usually ping and give directions and info with voice, but too many times some homosexual with voice turned off or something will go investigate the ping and then get caught by surprise when the horde comes around the corner. This is most prominent at evac

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell dont you play with your friends? Or at least use voice comms? Cant imagine playing a game like this without being premade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everybody stopped playing because they've unlocked everything

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both factions need some minor tweaking imo.

    The Charger spam would have been manageable with the changes to increased vulnerability to EAT/RR/Flamethrower. Now you just get licked and buttfricked by a half a dozen stalkers conga-lining your way as another two are spawned for every 1 that you can manage to kill.

    The bot clown car spam during evacuation is excessive, it's a bit difficult to dick dance inside the evac zone while avoiding Devastator rockets, tank lasers, hulk flamethrowers and general gunfire when all your cover has been blown to shit by rockets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally 1v5 Stalkers and bully them all the way to their nests, Anon. You just need the right equipment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally 1v5 Stalkers and bully them all the way to their nests, Anon. You just need the right equipment.

      They need to fix the bug AI, a lot of times they just stand there letting you shoot them, only occasionally are they aggressive and try to kill you.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you use stratagem weapons you're a shitter. Except EATs, those are based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I VILL use the flamethrower and grenade launcher and there is NOZING you can do about it homosexual.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is an all laser loadout good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun and looks cool so yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The scythe and dagger both suck ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'll be using the sickle, the dagger, and the cannon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The laser cannon and rover are both good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sickle and Laser Drone are pretty great against bugs. The laser drone helps kill hunters so much faster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      been having fun with the scythe/laser cannon, if one of them starts to overheat you can swap to the other gun and it cools off when its stowed. really good at killing trash along with laser rover

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else having *particularly* bad connection issues and map bugs today, especially the last hour or so? I know it's a buggy game but it seemed rather notably worse right now. Our squad can't stay together in a mission so save our lives.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally I'm waiting for the next patch. I never had a single issue or crash until the last one, so hopefully the next one fixes this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never crashed myself but every mission I played today had everyone drop out but me. The only thing I ever experienced was being soft locked in some fricking water hole and because no one was with me I couldn't throw a grenade or anything so I had to quit.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arc Thrower still broken

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at available missions
    >eradicate lobby
    >chinese lobby
    >blitz that's 10 minutes in
    >try another planet with 100000 people on it
    >game can't be bothers to load any lobbies

    this is what's killing the game for me tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just quickplay and do whatever the game gives you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quickplay exists

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game worked mostly fine until now except when alt+tabbing
    >reinstall windows to fix some issues with other stuff
    >now the game keep crashing in the middle of missions for no apparent reason
    Fricking kill me.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blitz missions should be 15 minutes, not 12
    there i said it

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting stuck on the sides of the evac shuttle door is such a fricking moronic bug, just lost 6 super samples because of this bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just dive bucko

      I got all the Hangar upgrades and the donation access license. I don't see a reason to get any of the other upgrades; maybe the second sentry upgrade but that's it. Is everything else that terrible?

      Why wouldn't you want a better ship?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just dive bucko
        I did, right into the bile titan spit, frick this game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more about which remaining upgrades to prioritize, and it doesn't seem to matter outside of those Eagle upgrades and the donation license.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got all the Hangar upgrades and the donation access license. I don't see a reason to get any of the other upgrades; maybe the second sentry upgrade but that's it. Is everything else that terrible?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting swarmed
    >start gunning down the hunters
    >click click
    >die
    am i too moronic to be playing this game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to shoot them before they swarm you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      throw a stun grenade at your feet doofus

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The default pistol and AR are much sexier than any of the alternative options

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the shriekers barely do any damage to you when they swoop in but if they die mid air and barely touch you, that is an instant death.
    I really don't understand if this intentional or some mistake on the devs part.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's because living shriekers don't want to crash to their deaths. they're controlling their dives so that they can still gain altitude afterwards. dead seekers don't give a shit and are essentially falling as fast as gravity pulls em down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get that but are you telling me the devs are really going to make getting hit by charger less lethal than some slow ass fall? Does not seem right to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bmib0k/if_bile_titan_cant_survive_this_no_wonder_why_i/
      It's 100% bugged. Even fricking reddit can tell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=164

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEAD GAME. ITS OVER.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't wait till it stabilizes at 60k so I can play without lag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the swedes would unironically be happy if they get their 20k concurrent players dream

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does shooting the jetpack robot in my face kill me instantly? Robots had the problem of missile devastators insta killing you in bullshit ways already but I just died like 3 time to fricking jetpack bots getting up in my face and being detonated. At least the bullshit instakill biles have a windup, dying because I shot the guy that was trying to kill me is fricking moronic and makes we want to go back to never playing bots.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *teleport to your location*
      *sparta kick you to the ground*
      *rip off your clothes*
      *violate your bussy*
      *grab your hair while you're crying on the ground*
      Skill issue
      *teleport away*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what FOV do you guys play on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever default is

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't people use the EMS strike more?
    >around 1 minute cooldown
    >no chance of friendly fire
    >if a bug breach happens, just throw it ontop of the breach and they are useless for a good while
    >throw it onto a turret and bugs cant get onto it to melee it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it stun bile titans?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if it reaches high enough to reach their torso it does. if the ems is on an incline or on top of a rock itll do it sometimes. on flat ground that doesnt happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just throw back-to-back Eagle Airstrikes on breaches and watch anything smaller than a Titan get turned into paste tbh

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are the advantages of the bullet rover over the laser one?

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rocket bots are op. Its either the big tanky guys or the revenant looking motherfrickers. Cant be both overpowered. Ive never had a showdown with the abrams because both those frickers have me sprinting everywhere

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can 'toss'/kick bot grenades away with the strength of a 3 year old infant (so almost never a viable option)
    >the one in a million situation where a bot tosses a grenade at my feet right as a dropship drops a squad of grunts right next to me
    >aim at the group and try to kick the grenade at them thinking "this is probably the only time this will ever pay off"
    >instantly crash when I click on PS5
    I get that its just a way to maintain cover, but it still feels bad to even try to use that offensively. Now the game is telling me to not even try at all.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which primaries punch through medium armor? Apparently the actual weapon screens lie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slugger does. sometimes the Breaker seems to, but it's just because the wall of pellets sometimes hits an unarmored area

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've used the Slugger a few times but it had a hard time punching through hive guards medium armor. It might be just how hive guards work though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a few head shots or mouth shots will kill them, or 1-2 shots to remove a leg. Slugger fricking sucks at running and gunning, but it dominates if you can crouch and/or ADS to pick targets

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humankind WILL reign supreme.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    umm bros, it says there's only 3 helldivers but i can see 4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brainbug, you know what to do, soldier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no iff codes on that one
      clearly an ayy agent

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give the flamethrower some knockback and it would be fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spewer kills you while you're flaming it.
      >hunter kills you while you're flaming it.
      >stalker kills you while you're flaming it.
      >shrieker
      The flamethrower is so hopeless, it only works on stuff that's already not a threat.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not blasting this on repeat while smashing bugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLed4rps7wI

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick thought it was a good idea to put bot missions in a foggy dense forest?

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UNSINKABLE TIDE
    OF SUPER EARTH PRIDE

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bullshit that you have to play on tryhard mode to get super samples. Like once or twice a day I’ll cheese a level 7 by grabbing the super samples and then hiding and waiting for emergency extraction by the landing pad.

    It’s an extremely boring 40 minutes, but it beats using a pick up group and failing to extract for several missions back to back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't play the game normally and cheese it solo
      >this is boring!
      ok moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >solo
        Lol frick no, I still want the XP and credits, but I figure I'd just slow them down so I look for the sample rock and then just wait at evac. I help cover them when they get back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can drop them at evac, I'd kick you for just standing around there all game. Anything under 7 is too easy and boring, I don't know how shit you must be to prefer playing under 7.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah don't wanna waste reinforcements. I'll just wait and set up turrets.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, I hope you're playing with a 4stack of friends, otherwise I don't know why you're "playing" this type of game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just played normally and got all the super samples I needed easily, it's the rares that I still need a lot of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using a pick up group and failing to extract
      Are you playing on PS? When I quickplay on 7, the average groups I get matched with are decent enough they'd be able to complete the mission without my presence.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even find the SS dickrock? I always have a real hard time finding it consistently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a point of interest as well, so you can find it by checking all of those, especially if you get a radar sidequest done to mark them all.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I can be anonymous here, wanted to see lmao those on the red front, I will kill bugs and retire.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the bug where you get stuck behind the pods when you load into someone's ship
    Brick'd

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend's game just constantly crashes, has this happened to anyone else?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell him to verify his game files on Steam.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I suggested that as well because it reinstalls that fiddly ass anti cheat but it doesn't seem to work. The game's smooth and he's able to walk around the ship but he'll either crash after some time or crash upon clicking a planet and trying to deploy.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to pay extra for Stratagem Hero
    laaaaaame

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I just heard on one of those radio towers in my last mission that the Ministry of Truth is deliberately seeding weak colony worlds with terminids to artificially prolong the galactic war, is this true??

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