HELLDIVERS 2

Ubanea has just fallen because 100,000 people were fight bugs and another 100,000 were fighting on Meme Creek.

This major order is now cooked.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No robot even called me the n word. I got no issues with them. Frick bugs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      01001110 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110010

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't speak binary. HEX CHAD RISE

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CREEK MEMES ARE A BOT psyop DESIGNED TO DRAW RESOURCES AWAY FROM THE OFFENSIVE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ALL BUGSHITTERS AND CREEKSHITTERS TO COURT MARTIAL!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Execute all creek gays for treason, this is their fault alone

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bots are humanoid so they're a lesser evil. the bugs literally have a planet called hellmire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bugs have a planet called 'hellmire'
      That's OUR planet you frick. How DARE YOU?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off greta, bugs were on that planet before you were born.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people admonished me last night for speed running trivials for quick liberation gain
    >it is now the only want this major order can be salvaged
    Get to work lads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lib% is based off total XP gained at the end of an operation multiplied by difficulty. You did basically nothing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he believes the debunked helldiver.io xp system
        oh nonononono.

        It's a set number by devs and multiplied by server population the best you can get with helldive difficulty is 8 influence over 25 mins if you ignore sides and play off hours speedrunning and get good bot spawn rng (lmoa good luck). Meanwhile a solo trivial gets you 1 per 3 minutes that anyone can do. Do the math.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a single grenade, 24 dead robotic bastards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's some fricking robot catnip on those hills. I've seen it over and over and still audibly gasp every time they all light up and look at me.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY SENT IN THE SUPERS
      JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY SENT IN THE SUPERS
      JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS

      when is the not-droideka bot coming for the automatons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Outer Rim will rise again

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO YOU MUST PLAY THE WAY I WANT
    >MOOOOM, THEY'RE PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME WRONG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You deserve permanent hellmire, homosexual.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >order requires to take 2 planets
    >we're now at -1 out of 2

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bugs are cute and bots are ugly, simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it about to shoot liquid green diarrhea out of its ass?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if it was mountain dew

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >baja butt blast

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We honestly needed this. Im glad people wont get their free medals. Maybe next time people will take their orders seriously.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >80k morons in creek right now
    What the frick, is the game telling them to go there or some shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heckin robot Vietnam :DDD much PTSD lads! :DDD

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hang creekers for treeson meme shitplanet

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was working my way through steeled veterans warbond but i lost interest in the major order after i learned that burn damage against enemies only work when you're the host.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >burn damage against enemies only work when you're the host
      what the frick no wonder I couldn't kill shit with the fire breaker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the revolver good?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's total dogshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Revolver is more about style than utility really it does pack a punch but due to it not having a speed loader of some sort the reload is really slow.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ehhh. Compared to starter pistol it's fine. Not taking redeemer at higher dificulties is just a self imposed handicap though. I think it needs either 50 more dmg or medium pen but that's just me. Sometimes reload can be finnicky. I've had situations where you can time shots in between loading rounds and the reload animation will continue immediately after the recoil so you can shoot -> load -> shot -> load but other times the reload just cancels after the shot and you're left with your dick in your hand after firing your one loaded round.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the biggest piece of shit in this whole game. Why did they have to frick up my laser shotgun bros...
    Infinite ammo can go eat my whole ass, infinite of something isnt too good when it fricking SUCKS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just grabbed it for shits and giggles and took it into haz3 bots solo. It's uh... something. It will not kill Scout Walkers. But it stuns Berserkers and Devastators when it hits them. Against chaff it's kinda eh. The best way to describe it is "The Arc Thrower we have at home."
      You absolutely need something for mid-to-long range engagements. It has surprising range, but it's deceptive. You cannot arc it as well as the Arc Thrower. You get a barely controllable blast out in a cone in front of you and that's it. It's got a really wide arc and the stun effect is good, but you really need to mind yourself. If it would fire at only one enemy and all the bolts hitting caused more damage it would be a good weapon. But as it stands it does the same damage against 4 enemies that it does against 1.

      I can't see it as any more than a niche weapon for taking into lower difficulties just to dick around.

      I agree with everything except the very last sentence. I think the industry is too full of shit to be changed by a game that seems to avoid so many of the pitfalls of live service shooters. The big AAA games studios will just hunker down with their exploitive and generally shitty practices until the audience for Helldivers 2 starts to leave for one reason or another.

      AAA publishers will force devs to copy Helldivers 2 without understanding what makes Helldivers 2 so popular and well-liked.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't the ship refueling bug been fixed? Waited ten minutes at the pump and the ship never showed so the host got impatient and canceled the mission. I had super samples too.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like undemocratic garbage, so don't care.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually praising the game, you ADHD-riddled moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care, still not reading it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What live service game wouldn't let you play with weaker people? Seems common

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s a good game yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with everything except the very last sentence. I think the industry is too full of shit to be changed by a game that seems to avoid so many of the pitfalls of live service shooters. The big AAA games studios will just hunker down with their exploitive and generally shitty practices until the audience for Helldivers 2 starts to leave for one reason or another.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We pretty much have had a constant bug indie/AA game for the past few years get better numbers and praise than the big games. So this checks out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you're right anon, but I'm just too cynical about the industry at large to have any faith in it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I was semi doomposting, I shoulda clarified that despite smaller games getting more attention for years we have shitty focus grouped AAA games made for people who don't even like games

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I suppose the only reasonable thing to do is appreciate Helldivers 2 while we have it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts are this is an alpha build of a game that they ran out of runway for so they slapped finalized textures on to an incomplete game as a stealth early access hoping for a cash infusion to finish development
      It's the only explanation for so much content being missing at lunch but also already in the game files
      As well as the unstable bugginess of the game
      The balance issues
      And most importantly even taking community suggestions on features

      The other day one of them made a post saying how they are talking about a potential class system tied to your armor perks
      What do you mean you're talking about it? That's something you need to know if you're doing way before the game ever hits the market

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever typed that is a gay that should commit suicide.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Planetside 2 would've blown his mind
      Don't show him the "natural" HD2 war graphs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't show him the "natural" HD2 war graphs
        Qrd? I know they're not even remotely natural but I've never seen the graph

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://helldivers.io/
          someone's tracking the war effort and they always have abnormal spikes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no shit, it's all rigged

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i know, that's my point
              i'd love to see screenshots for

              >It's a giant script.
              After we failed the last bug order they accidentally Uploaded both the success text and the failure text into the orders menu
              Both of which gave the same order for the next phase

              It really doesn't matter, the story is going to progress no matter what we do

              though to save

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >win rate: 87%
            not only are the Creektards wasting their time they're just straight up failing 13% of their ops lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every planet has the same fail ratio so its probably the number of crashes this shitty game has since the new update

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's one angry DD2 player

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice to think that HD2 will have some positive impact on the rest of the gaming industry, but I think most companies aren't gonna care. I'm just guessing here, but I imagine most execs see the success of this game as a fluke, more of a market fluctuation than anything else. Truth is they just made a fun game and minimized the P2W bullshit, but truth tends to have a funny way of interacting with the bottom line when the bottom line is all that matters to you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must it read so gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The industry won't change. Executives order live service products and game developers have to think of a game to fit the monetization model, rather than the other way around. AAA game development is going to keep imploding as long as they continue to work backwards

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has no way to hide being online
    >even on appear offline you show up on the in game map to friends

    How tf do I play this game without half my friendlist wanting to join games. Not even that, you cannot set the game to private so any friend can join. Frick it's awkward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Family share to an alt.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry soldiers, I'm only lvl 5 I didn't understand what I was doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While hunting for SC on easy difficulties I ended up with a level 6 following me around, so I bought higher level equipment and dropped them for him to play around with, cause he wouldn't be able to otherwise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao very based and wholesome pilled.
        If it had been me, I wouldn't have taken them cause I wouldve been too afraid to make a mistake or grift or whatever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok redditor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe story from a cringe little reddit b***h.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Many of you get off on this superiority complex of giving some weaker guy higher level gear thinking he will think highly of you. It's sad. When I was level 3 someone gave me the mech and I told him to frick off

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The major orders dont even matter. I just do one mission so I get credit.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing my part!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy hd2 for space wars because eve online is dead
    >realize it's scripted
    >too late to refund

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't understand why people care about the galactic war. It's a giant script. Joel has and will change the rate of liberation to get the result he wants.

      HD1 unironically had a better system.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a giant script.
        After we failed the last bug order they accidentally Uploaded both the success text and the failure text into the orders menu
        Both of which gave the same order for the next phase

        It really doesn't matter, the story is going to progress no matter what we do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People compare Joel's job to a DM, but really, they are doing a pretty bad DM job. A DM actually allows your choices to matter.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker wants to kill this
    >Ganker wants to genocide this
    >Ganker wants the total eradication of this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, the propaganda is working on me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah with my AC or Slugger. And those are not euphemism for my dick. Bots get send to the blast furnace.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Our kids will be half organic half techno

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting on Ganker Sanakan.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know? Seeing the absolute meltdown caused by the loss of Draupnir I can now totally see how a Rebel faction could be realistically implemented
    >seething botgays rebel and attack SE, demanding for bugdivers and creekers to be euthanized

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw everyone has to pick if they side with bug gays or botbros
      >all our claimed planets are divided up and the community goes to war against themselves
      >bugs and bots clean up
      >third faction aliens come in and wreck all four of us

      Kino

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit creek and bugshitters were a disgrace to the human race

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And just like that, a beloved community meme is now a joke and source of bitter hatred.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      creekgays were always a joke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's just reddit doing the usual thing and beating good memes into the dirt after their time has expired. NPCs don't know when to move on. Malevelon Creek and its meme magic was really cool to see emerge for the first few weeks. Now it's gotten old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it really has become the Vietnam War of HD2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The creek stuff was fun in the first couple weeks of the game. Then morons ran it in to the fricking ground.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a creeker at heart but not when it costs us THE WHOLE MAJOR ORDER

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do you need a Playstatino Network account to play this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't. Just his ESC when that shit pops up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hit the big skip button when the game tells you it's "required"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't. Just his ESC when that shit pops up.

        Why the frick do they say it's required then.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead FOTM slop. Already you're losing battles because everyone got bored.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Estanu is UNDERATTACK!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK THE BUGS

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are botdivers so weak?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just play the node I want, Joel can overturn the challenge either way, I'd rather enjoy myself

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, a new attack in Estanu to get even more people splitting into a doomed defense campaign.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this game die next month?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should I break up with her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should I adopt a dog even though my house is very small my yard is connected directly to a highway and I don't spend that much time home?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do I continue to even pursue her knowing I’m not truly cared for how I want?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ubanea is at 95%. Just take Draupnir, finish Ubanea, then get Tibit. I feel like that's realistic within 2 days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Creek first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope sorry, gotta have 30% of the playerbase taking a useless bug planet, and another 30% doing nothing on le ebin meme planet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Creekers won’t move and now they opened another bug shithole Joel is playing us like a goddamn fiddle

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you get the rewards for a successful order even if all you did is log in and log out. Let the masses do what they do and just do your daily order.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, this order has failed because half the players didn't do it thinking the same thing. Tough shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get my medals, they'll tune it for the next order to be an easy win anyway so people don't yell at them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The current liberation system means a player doing absolutely nothing is literally better for the major order than a player splitting to other planets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order rewards are pointless when doing missions gives you a frickload anyway.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can be annoyed at people doing bugs (even though there's a defense campaign happening there so it's not all together illigitimate)
    But if you're angry at bugs you need to be FURIOUS at creekgays

    The buggays are off doing a different activity, but the creekgays are fighting the correct enemy in the wrong place! That's so much worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both deserve summary execution.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hang them all, defrost new divers

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reeee it's scripted
    Why wouldn't it be? Do you want the war to end with a whimper in a month with no new content? Frick that. I want to see the reclamation, I want to be issued new tech to turn the tide again. It's as fixed as wrestling and for the same reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one wasn't scripted, they don't frick with the decay rate like they did in the previous orders. It's 100% on the playerbase this time

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so we're dropping where now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The creek first and then on to victory.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Taking the creek does fricking nothing, you fricking moron. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trust the plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically do what you want now.
      Winning the order required creekgays and bug Black folk to both stop being wastes and push draupnir->ubanea->tibit to even have a hope of making it on time
      That’s just not happening

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being massive Smarks over something so simple

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is a niche game which has a misfit community full of normies thanks to its popularity.
    Think of normies in real life:
    >the woman who runs you off the road in her car while facetiming, then road rages when you honk
    >the guy standing in the grocery store with his mouth hanging open, cart perpendicular, blocking the whole aisle

    These are the people playing the game now, and they have very important opinions!

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red pill on the Eagle Strafing Run, can it kill a cluster of small bots and 1 or 2 devastators here and there?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    creekheads gonna be as derided as nam vets

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I really hope the bots attack Mantes next and lock out the Creek.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At some point being one shot by offscreen rockets gets boring. The fact that toasters are immune against even more weapons and stratagems than bugs also doesn't help

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people on the Creek because they are moronic or because of some reddit meme?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all from the Reddit memes. There’s people still saying we should “just make one big community push!” when we could just take a different planet and make the creek way easier to take afterwards. What makes it so much worse is the fact that taking the creek right would do absolutely nothing and it will just be re-invaded right after if we take it, just like last time this happened over a month ago.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so do we focus on Creek now? because we basically have no choice

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or did the friend invites tab disappear? Is it hidden until you get an invite? Did the devs break yet another thing?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone explain this shit to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ignore the arrows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that should really be renamed to "Enemy Supply Lines" since the direction shows the movement of enemy forces
      [s4s] forces go against them and certain shit will get locked off or threatened with a Defense campaign because of the adjacent lines

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    show the frickin Supply Lines in-game holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Typical steam forum poster

      If you're too stupid to use discord and reddit you deserve to lose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you're not cancerous enough to use the worst communities for your information then you should like le kys xD

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >British video essay shill kicks off "creek week" telling everyone to go fight there
    >we're losing the war because of homosexuals like this declaring themselves community leaders

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those gays desperately want to become in-game memes like that one PKer-except-not-really
      so now we have tons of showboating attention prostitute homosexuals and stupid "lore" shows

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best crowd clearing stratagem for bots?
    >drop eagle cluster bomb on bug breach
    30 kills
    >drop eagle cluster bomb on dropship drops
    5 kills if lucky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Running away so they despawn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't really need a dedicated swarm killer for bots, just take the Eagle Airstrike, they never bunch up enough for Cluster to be worth it
      I also like taking laser to destroy a base so I can mop up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a newfound appreciation for 120 and 380 orbital bombardment. Also eagle airstrike is probably the best thing to clear the bot trash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just this morning me and another threw 2 120mm barrages right on top of a group of devastators.
        We just watched from high ground as both our barrages hit everything around them EXCEPT the fricking enemies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cluster is shit, best way to kill bots is to blow up their dropship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most of them don't even die, wish the crashed dropships causes collision damage that can "crush" the bots on the ground bellow but due to superior swedish programming the bots just noclip right through the wreckage

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creekgays are like those guys still HODLing gamestop stocks for the squeeze lmao

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Creekers & Bugdivers CALLED THE FRICK OUT by High Command

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even the discord CM is silently seething at the moronic creekers and bugdivers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't this posted in game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it either. I guess then we wouldn't get to enjoy it with all the lovely pride flag reactions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Epic high command larp
      >troony discord mod refuses to change their name and avatar
      kek oh yeah great to hear from general "Spitz".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this. I wouldn't mind 'dungeon master' shenanigans as a treat for dedicated players who want to use reddit/discord/x but you have to have a dedicated alt who stays in character for that shit. So lazy and forced

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're Swedes. They can be both incredibly inventive and creative but disastrously autistic at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This could be fixed by just only having one active planet per front at a time. But maybe it's just part of the show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      completely on them though
      nobody would have known about this hidden dogshit without those literal API haxxors working out Liberation, the psychotic attrition rates, Supply Lines, and now the new Liberation formula

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to use discord for the narrative. Just announce shit in game you fricking homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single soul who uses that homosexual application is worth listening to. Quite the opposite. I'll make sure to ignore the major orders even harder now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >137 troony flags
      Next week there'll be 81 left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason for this is that Creek has memes and Urbaea was somewhere new. I'm sick and fricking tired of Draupnir. Joel needs to get his shit together.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember no F

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I really don’t care about that and only care about the news with something new coming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about news of future content because so far they've been 99% shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick are you even in the discord then? That’s just stupid on your part

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why the frick are you even in the discord then?
              I'm not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How the flying frick so you have discord posts then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mnke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pas bon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, Creek is an awesome planet and I love playing on it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ustotu is better, yes, I unironically enjoy Ustotu.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what can i do with these

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      suck my dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give them to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy armour in the rotation, buy the warbond coming out soon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the thursday after next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a Stew.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mouse or controller? I'm PC btw

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't blame me, I just hit 'quickplay'.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can still go to a planet and select a mission level

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this meta narrative is pretty fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish most of it wasn’t on the fricking Discord. I hate Discord so much.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perma-Hellmire with non-stop spitter arty for bug babbies. Perma-Creek with incessant air gunship spam for creekBlack folk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They deserve it, and worse.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >quasar cannon in stratagems despite me not having it
    Chinks or shit code?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s free on draupnir moron. Read the effects

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it we're going to Draupnir

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking how; went to bed like 9 hours ago and it was 75% liberated. Is this more arrowhead bullshit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you would have read the discord message they posted you would know already :*~~*~~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      decay rate is 0.5%, players are just moronic

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >memers that bought the malevelon creek vet hat and patches get punched out by other botdivers

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that that people are this ass mad over people playing on Hellmire and Creek is frickin hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is it hilarious?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was rigged from the start. Tibit isn't even finished yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care about bugscrubs, some people need to be pushing bug planets. But the Creek is moronic, in the best case scenario we take it and then it immediately comes back under fire because we lost everything else, and we have to do shitty defense missions again.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work right now but I will make a gigachad bug player vs seething s oyjak bot incels meme in photoshop when I get home 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm at work right now
      On Saturday? Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not before I make a "gigachad unemployed 24 hour meme maker vs wageslave meme maker only after work" meme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waging on a Saturday
      grim but people need McDonalds I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get to work wagie! Mr Shekelstein needs a new car

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team mate runs into center of shrieker nest to call down hellbomb on diff 8
    >I laugh as I call on down 500kg on his fat ass
    Nothing personal kid, learn from this experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I laugh at both of you as I blow up the shrieker towers with Quasar/EATs from the other side of the map
      Quis custodiet ipsos custodes, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can call down hellbombs on shrieker nests?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, if you get right up under them
        i just shoot em from a distance because frick that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm always averse to burning weapon ammo on them because its three individual targets, and i have to hope that the eagle strike beacon i chuck at it from the base of the outcropping falls at an angle that lets it destroy or damage all three structures
          If i have to climb up the outcropping to ensure i place the beacon good i might as well call a hellbomb

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many more weeks until Cyberstan again?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prediction: No matter what happens here, this is the Automotons doing a retreat to reallocate forces to that sector that Cyberstan is in and they will 100% take it.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there like a robot Hitler like some singular leader?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, she look like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you need to jerk off so much? Gain control of your life again anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >liking looking at women means you jerk off 24/7
          You sound like a woman, or worse, a homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sees attractive female body
            >mind immediately goes to masturbation
            >tells others to "control themselves"
            People in glass houses, Zoomigger...

            Having to make images like that means masturbation has completely dominated your life. Stop forcing this shit into everything coomer.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The world was always like this. The problem comes from you being incapable of understanding how to function properly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >always
                Yea and? It still controls your life to unhealthy levels.

                No. Keep seething, b***h boy.

                God you are pathetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe more.

                [...]
                >n-no I'm not a coomer, you're a coomer
                Odd since you're both posting shit by people who make porn

                I didn't call him a coomer. I called him a woman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I called him a coomer, because he's a projecting homosexual. All of these morons that talk about porn addiction are just a new type of anti-addiction zealot that can't just quit their little personal problem all by themselves. They gotta go preach to the masses like a newly converted zealot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds to me like you're the one with the problem. Does the urge to jackoff come to you when you saw that image?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do have issues. I'm sorry you're such a moron raised by inept parents that you cannot control yourself, but don't project that bullshit onto others.

                >n...n...no u
                Tell tale sign that you are above the target.

                Keep seething homosexual.

                >homosexual
                I am not the one that jerk offs to animated robot pictures all day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever bro. Enjoy your broken dick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n...n..no u
                Get a hobby coomer

                >only posted helldivers
                >other guy posted the bot one
                >you jerk off to robots!
                Pathetic gaylord.

                Says the guy that jerk offs to pictures of robots

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Says the guy that jerk offs to pictures of robots
                And this is a bad thing now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The simplest way to defeat a threat is to rape it into submission.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now you sound like a broken record, you little Black person. It's not my fault you only get stimulated from getting assfricked by multiple dudes at the same time. Keep seething at women because you'll never be one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I find it astonishing how innovative and inventive the zoomer generation is at finding ways to make Ganker suck. I wish they'd spend as much energy into not being spergy morons IRL as they do coming up with shit like "coomer" and nofap, and crying about titillating images on the image board.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Titillating
                Who's getting aroused by this garbage art?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Now you sound like a broken record
                We are both spamming though. Go ahead spam your entire folder show how pathetic you are to everyone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you done having your little tantrum because someone posted a naughty picture?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I called him a degenerate once and he is melting down spamming his folder. I am not the one having a tantrum here.

                I find it astonishing how innovative and inventive the zoomer generation is at finding ways to make Ganker suck. I wish they'd spend as much energy into not being spergy morons IRL as they do coming up with shit like "coomer" and nofap, and crying about titillating images on the image board.

                >people just want to talk about a game
                >a game that is 0% sexualized
                >in comes coomers spamming their degenerate garbage when people just want to talk about a game
                You are the bad guy here anon. Not me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual get triggered by one image
                >has to make a whole argument out of it instead of ignoring it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n...n...no u
                got you

                Go somewhere else, then. You're on Ganker. Someone's gonna post something sexualized because there are still men with testosterone on this website. You came here, Ganker didn't come to you. Ganker was always this way, it's not changing for you. Now frick off.

                How about you not jerk off all day anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obsessed with the masturbation habits of strangers you'll never meet?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >obsessed
                1 comment and multiple anons got mad. That's not obsessed. That's pic related.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Btw, most of those came from the steam community hub.
                Better get out now because the whole community is, what your kind calls, "toxic masculinity".
                So, yeah, have a nice day, and all the usual insults people throw at you when they meet you on the street.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where did I say "toxic masculinity" quote me anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone who posts "coomer" and gets upset about sexy images is an SJW/woketard. As simple as that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone
                Well you are wrong because I am not that. Some of us can enjoy things but don't want to see some excessively spamming some shit in a thread when people want to talk about a video game. It's the same concept like consuming alcohol but being able to point out when someone has a drinking problem. Stop jerking off all day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not your website. Not your board. Not your thread.
                >stop doing what I don't want you to do!!!!
                No.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one who got triggered, you useless homosexual. Nobody would have cared and would have continued talking about the game until you whiny ass homosexual posted this

                Why do you need to jerk off so much? Gain control of your life again anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >>>/cm/
                >>>/y/

                There you go bud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not even remotely, wokies love coomer culture, they're all about that degenerate hedonistic LGBTQ+ pride sex worker normalization "wet ass pussy" Black person music fetishization shit. Trannies are all porn addicts. Nofap is a masculine right-wing movement based on discipline. Contributing to the moral decay of society is exactly what the cultural marxists want.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >attacking normal sexuality
                >calling it "trad"
                Yeah. You're 'da based alpha'
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being a cringe coomer on a blue board isn't "normal sexuality" it's furgay/troony type shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So then why are you here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is a video game board, brother, I'm here talking about video games, you're here having a troony melty over some other anon calling you out for coomposting. You're two steps away from making a twitter account with pronouns and flags in your bio. Get a grip. I say this with love.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been coming to Ganker since 2008 and to Ganker since 2005. Ganker has always had "coomposting."
                This is not a website for you, if you're upset by it. You need to consider trying ResetEra or Reddit. Take your love, and your newhomosexualry and shove it where your father sticks his dick every night.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone who posts "coomer" and gets upset about sexy images is an SJW/woketard. As simple as that.

                Yea both of you shut the frick up and go make a discord and kiss in it like the homosexuals you are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No thanks, zoomer. I will not use your shitty spyware chatroom.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well use mumble or team speak then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's old and still jerk offs to cartoon pictures
                shouldn't you be starting a family anon? You are getting up there in age.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your not allowed to keep baiting him unless you continue posting the fanart anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The reality is, I'm out of sfw pics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post what you got. Don't taunt us like this. Do it. Mods don't care.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crop em in paint. Like any Democracy loving Helldiver would.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I'm sorry are all the hot women making you feel uncomfortable you aids spreading homosexual?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon it's animated drawings from a non sexualized game. Get help.

                Not your website. Not your board. Not your thread.
                >stop doing what I don't want you to do!!!!
                No.

                Not yours either coomer.

                You're the one who got triggered, you useless homosexual. Nobody would have cared and would have continued talking about the game until you whiny ass homosexual posted this
                [...]

                Nope. I posted 1 (one) comment and multiple anons melted down and once commenced to spam his folder which he is still doing as of now. You cannot deflect to me here.

                [...]
                >>>/cm/
                >>>/y/

                There you go bud.

                Wow you are on expert on those places huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, you're just shifting and evading everything. There was never any discussion so I'm just gonna call you a moronic Black person homosexual now.
                You're a moronic Black person homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In that last post I replied ro 4 people butthurt about what I said, one spamming his folder of images. Stop projecting. Stop jerking off all day. I am not saying to stop completely, maybe try reeling it in like 20% of your day instead of 100% for a change.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to add troony since it's not that old as an insult and it still doesn't come naturally to my mind.
                You're a moronic Black person homosexual troony.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up already moron, go fight the bots.

                Stop jerking off all day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're still a moronic Black person homosexual troony.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                look how mad you get when someone tells you, you have a problem with masturbation. Like you can't participate in a game without these moronic exaggerated sexualized images of a game that isn't sexualized.

                Stop obsessing over the masturbation habits of strangers all day.

                I am not the one that spammed my entire folder of animated masturbation material because someone made me mad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have an obsession with masturbation and it's sad. Seek help.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not mad, I was just telling you you were wrong, moronic and projecting but since you didn't shut up, I'll just keep calling a moronic Black person homosexual troony.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not mad
                Says the guy that is going to sit here now replying to me till the thread 404's. Ok.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you keep replying back to him. Shut the frick up already.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea but you are the one that said you aren't mad. I didn't say anything so by your logic you are mad.

                You've also been replying, to defend no position at all. You're just evading and repeating yourself, I'm not doing more than you do.

                He's the one saying he's mad and how I am obsessed meanwhile you both can't stop replying to me. Again you can't no u this back to me these are things YOU guys said not me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'll have the last word, you moronic Black person homosexual troony. Forgot it in the last post so I might add a double dose at some point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've also been replying, to defend no position at all. You're just evading and repeating yourself, I'm not doing more than you do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop obsessing over the masturbation habits of strangers all day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are the only one compulsively jerking off every time you see a softcore image on the videogames board. Normal men like seeing breasts and ass because unlike you it doesn't make the cum immediately lmao. You are the one with the issue. Being afraid of some cleavage is deluded behaviour.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have an obsession with masturbation and it's sad. Seek help.

                >n...n...no u

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >man with testosterone
                >looking up drawings of half naked women all day
                KEK

                >sees a hint of breasts
                >nooo this means I have to jerk off now!
                >I'm so angry over my own addiction that I'm gonna project and seethe for am entire thread!

                Fact: A functioning male brain enjoys seeing breasts. Why? Because we are not obsessed masturbators who needs to fear every erotic image.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up already moron, go fight the bots.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are homosexuals so triggered by attractive depictions of women?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno ask a homosexual.

                [...]

                >animated robot images of a game that is not sexualized at all is normal

                Because I'll have the last word, you moronic Black person homosexual troony. Forgot it in the last post so I might add a double dose at some point.

                Nope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I'm asking you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then you are asking the wrong person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go somewhere else, then. You're on Ganker. Someone's gonna post something sexualized because there are still men with testosterone on this website. You came here, Ganker didn't come to you. Ganker was always this way, it's not changing for you. Now frick off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >man with testosterone
                >looking up drawings of half naked women all day
                KEK

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >only posted helldivers
                >other guy posted the bot one
                >you jerk off to robots!
                Pathetic gaylord.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. Keep seething, b***h boy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sees attractive female body
            >mind immediately goes to masturbation
            >tells others to "control themselves"
            People in glass houses, Zoomigger...

            >n-no I'm not a coomer, you're a coomer
            Odd since you're both posting shit by people who make porn

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"I can't control myself therefore you cannot either!!!!"
              Have you considered traveling to Canada and seeking MAiD?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the guy that can't play a non sexualized game without shit like this is accusing others of having issues
                kek

                Seethe more.
                [...]
                I didn't call him a coomer. I called him a woman.

                Kek you are an addict lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do have issues. I'm sorry you're such a moron raised by inept parents that you cannot control yourself, but don't project that bullshit onto others.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep seething homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick is a "Coomer" supposed to be?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sees attractive female body
          >mind immediately goes to masturbation
          >tells others to "control themselves"
          People in glass houses, Zoomigger...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're socialists so it would be a Stalin, and no

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scythe is bad!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SCUM

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FREE TIBET

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how ubanea was lost? was it scripted?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Draupnir is a supply line for ubanea. Because the defense campaign was lost ubanea was also cut off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STOP THE COUNT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Map in Helldivers works like FTL
      it's basically jump points so since we lost the point to Ubanea it was cut off completely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why in Helldivers 2 map doesn't have these lines in-game and it doesn't explaint this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because they don't exist
          He's larping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game wrongly assumes that the average player has the smallest hint of intelligence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the devs thought it easier to put a little symbol over planets thinking it was enough to get people to go. and they're finding out how wrong they are.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The creek has the same fricking symbol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have like 60 hours and I had no idea these things existed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they don't say shit in game and expect you to be in their discrd and twitter where they put all the bonus stuff unfortunately. shame most things don't o the TF2 route of just uploading videos to youtube.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because they don't
              It's larpers being moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why isn't this in-game?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because it doesn't exist
              morons gonna moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is this proven to be true by devs?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they've neither confirmed or denyes it, but it's mapping has been right so far.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like DraupBlack person because frick the bots having pinpoint accuracy trhough smog and fog. If it wasn't for my buddy EMS Mortar, I never would have made it out alive.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOR FRICK SAKE JUST LET ME PLAY.
    FOUR TIME I CRASHED TODAY, THREE TIME WITH THE SUPER SAMPLE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reinstall the game and delete your appdata files for the game. It always fixes stuff for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To me more precise it was 3 server crash and 1 game crash

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make it 4 server crash now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crashes are why I don’t play as much anymore. That and putting over 100 hours into it.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*Ignores super google*
    There. I made myself immune to command.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We just need more people in the creek so we can push onto the planet we almost liberated. It's still around 95% so it just needs a bit more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malevelon doesn't lead to Ubanea, you absolute Black person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're right next to one another

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet they don't still lead to each other. Someone get this fricking moron out of here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not falling for your undemocratic misinfo. There's no indication that taking the creek won't lead us to victory.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See

              >Creekers & Bugdivers CALLED THE FRICK OUT by High Command

              You fricking moron. You're not fooling anyone. We know who you are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Malevelon does not connect to Ubanea.
      Yes, the devs are complete gays for hiding that info and making datamining necessary.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walkin' tall machine gun man
    They spit on me in my homeland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it really is like space vietnam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope some redditor american wears this outside and then becomes the target for those stolen valour guys. Hopefully it gets put on youtube they're pretty funny getting harassed for disraspectin da miltary. Hopefully they break his reddit legs.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain how the DRM for Helldivers 2 works? I've been put off even though I liked HD1 a lot and HD2 seems to be retaining it's player-base pretty well.
    >What are the restrictions with the DRM, can I install unlimited times?
    >Do I need a 3rd party launcher installed?
    >Does my PS account make any difference? Or do I just need to login like one time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can I install unlimited times?
      Yes
      >Do I need a 3rd party launcher installed?
      Does steam count?
      >Does my PS account make any difference?
      It's only required if you want crossplay with all 3 PS5 players

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you dont even need a PS account for crossplay, the only thing it does is maybe cross progression

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really count Steam because I'd be buying it through there, it's more of an issue with EA/Ubisoft games where you need Steam + whatever to be activate at the same time and guzzling extra RAM. Also gotta keep track of 2 accounts / sets of launcher patches.

        HD2's requirements sound pretty modest though all things considered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the restrictions with the DRM, can I install unlimited times?
      yes
      >Do I need a 3rd party launcher installed?
      Steam
      >Does my PS account make any difference? Or do I just need to login like one time
      You don't need a PS account it says you HAVE to make one the first time you log in order to play but if you just skip it nothing happens. So just click it away

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we losing the war against Putinbot?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ubanea Expeditionary Force, we will NOT be assisting Estanu forces.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-b-but SCNN told me we haven't lost a battle yet!

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How it feels to clear some clankers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gif
      I forgot Iphone users can't post webms

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think we can’t?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not from a tech illiterate

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COURT MARSHAL THE CREEKERS, DEMOTE THE BUGGERS

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not my fault. I fought only bots these last few days. You all suck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fought only bots
      And on which planets did you fought those bots on anon? Surely it wasn't FRICKING CREEK AGAIN right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I legit couldn't find team members in the other planets. Frick not hosting. I don't remember their names, but I remember waiting 10 minutes and no one joined. In Creek you could find full teams in seconds. I mean seconds.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual complaining about lewd fan arts of the game
    What the frick, this place has really turned into reddit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would know reddithomosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers weren't ready for /misc/ and they took to it's memes far too seriously and have developed this anti-masturbation religious group that they run around imposing on everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how you know so much about reddit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's moronic. It's not hot at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly what a Redditor would say. Women in armor are sexy and that goes against your dumb moral arguments about objectified women in video games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's cool and all but you can stop shilling your Patreon any time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The zoomer Redditor can't even comprehend image sharing and thinks everything is an ad plug

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cute. Buy an ad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about you buy a hooker instead of Discord Nitro.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure a hooker costs more than $3

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomers have simply never been able to comprehend this place. They never lurked before posting. They're the Eternal September generation.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still going to the Creek. Not playing on your shitty fog planet.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this campaign and why I should give a single damn about it

    Honestly the GMs are really fricking boring if they pretend people will be interested in just jumping from planet to planet

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Creekheads and Bugfrickers lost us Ubanea at 95%
    DAMN YOU

    YOU TRAIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the people who say the bugs are easier. I find bots far easier.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post more big titty helldiver b***hes anon. that guy is a Black person and doesn't belong here.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >84,000 people doing absolutely nothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not doing nothing but actively working against the campaign because their activity increases the decay rate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CreekBlack person spouting bullshit excuses once more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        was supposed to be for

        I legit couldn't find team members in the other planets. Frick not hosting. I don't remember their names, but I remember waiting 10 minutes and no one joined. In Creek you could find full teams in seconds. I mean seconds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am not going into battle without a team. Sorry, not really.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Look, I just couldn't find anyone FR FR"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can a friendly, wholesome looking guy like Stalin can commit such evil act against humanity?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The answer usually is israelites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based unhinged creekchads making the reddit and the dev collective seethe nonstop about their make-believe campaign.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MALEVELON CREEK DOESN'T EVEN GO ANYWHERE YOU SMOOTHBRAIN moronS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are you talking about? It's next to Ubanea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't actually open ubanea up though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you know this how?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They don't
            Somehow they think they have access to the server DB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't there either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fought on draupnir AND urbanea today and yesterday you fricking moron

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RedditBlack folk are all called to go the frick out.
    You homosexuals can argue on whatever trooncord you came from.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he actually thinks the galactic war is real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here comes super /misc/ and his conspiracy theories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seethe and dilate botgay, reported you to my democracy officer

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only play defense missions because i don't like dealing with the homosexual planetary effects

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are we supposed to not do planet x and do planet y instead?
    genuinely asking since the game doesn't explain shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should be logged into the developer discord while playing the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah frick that shit I'm not doing that

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm new to the HD franchise but this GM is the gayest shit I have ever seen, I can't believe people don't recoil the moment some gay ass GM tells him to just capture something for no reason other than "progress"

    You do that shit on DnD and every single player would troll the frick out of you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most people really don't give a shit about the narrative they're weaving they're just in it for the medals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I forgot these morons just cost me 50 medals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an accelerationist
      I want the bots to reach cyberstan and conduct their reclamation
      I want the bugs to make it to super earth
      I want a fricking story. Who gives a shit about a war when you're winning?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, a linear campaign with nothing interesting other than jumping from planet from planet is awful

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING HATE MALEVELON CREEK AND ITS REDDIT FRICKING PLAYERS. FRICK THE MEME, FRICK THE PLAYERS, FRICK THE Black folk MAKING MEMES ABOUT IT. I WANT TO SKIN EVERY FRICKING REDDITOR DROPPING AT THE CREEK FOR LE EBIN XD FUNNY PTSD MEMES!!!! have a nice day FRICKING homosexualS NOW WE HAVE TO WORK EXTRA HARD TO FINISH THIS MAJOR MISSION

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HEY FRICKER I LOST MY BUDDY IN MALEVELON SHOW SOME FRICKING RESPECT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your buddy was a b***h and you are one too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy there, Jane Fonda

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disrespecting the dead and soon to be dead helldivers by posting coombait
    disgusting
    absolutely disgusting

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join game
    >everyone is fighting for their lives on a rock for no reason
    >kicked for going to a nearby side mission alone
    >join game
    >mid mission suddenly appear on ship (not kicked)
    >join game
    >complete the first of 3 missions
    >kicked back to ship cause host leaves
    >join game
    >kicked
    >join game
    >morons get raped trying to deal with a light bug nest
    >they both leave and I spend the next 20 minutes pointlessly trying to best the mission alone (nobody ever joins and I have no SOS)
    >join game
    >team burns through the 15 lives
    >get friendly fired
    >sit and watch 3 people with downs syndrome until their inevitable defeat

    How do you even enjoy this game. Utter waste of my evening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then host it yourself moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play with randoms.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the alien fricks come out everyone will be playing bugs as usual. I do hope they can reverse your controls again

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I SAW SOME CLEAVAGE AND NOW THAT MEANS I HAVE TO TOUCH MYSELF COOMERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    what the frick is wrong with these discordtroons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is wrong with these discordtroons
      The troon part

      [...]

      0/10

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    visual design wise it makes more sense for someone to be able to team reload you with your own backpack because the ammo looks like it's easy to grab by someone else

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >on 5 to just chill
    >nonstop bot drops
    >3 hulks
    >a ton of rocket bots and rocket devastators
    What the frick is going on

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >being an unironic contrarian
    I was 16 once, too

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asians woke up, they all go to major order and try as hard as they can
    >asians sleep, passing over the torch to americans and europeans
    >westerners go to le epik meme planet instead of finishing off the almost liberated planet
    >all that progress just gone like that

    Holy frick I hate amerimutts and europoors so much. Fricking end your lives Black folk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I 10000% think we got different orders because I had a order to go to the creek, something fishy is going on

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does cum taste like? A homosexual of your caliber must know everything about it

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name the last game that had a community like this right now. You can't. We're GOTY.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >joel made it so no matter how hard we try we will fail
    >the bots will link up with the mind rape squid or push out the new huge mech and the airships
    >we will count it with new gems that can take down airships easier
    All according to plan

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >daily is 120mm barrage
    yuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least it’s not the 380 or walking barrage that shit killed me so many times and lasts so long

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought this, give me your best tips for a total newbie.
    Also this only cost like 33 bucks, kinda based in this world of 70 € releases.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aim for the head.
      Use your stratagems but try not to teamkill with them.
      Once you reach difficulty 4 you should start bringing some kind of anti-tank weapon like the EAT so you can deal with armored enemies like pic related.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's that for? EAT? Orbital Rail Cannon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Quasar, EAT, and RR will all 1 shot a charger in the head.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So why are you attacking the top? I don't get the image.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          looks like queso laser but it could apply to others

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lazer weapons against robots
        First shotgun for bugs

        Eagle air strike. Cluster good starters. The expendable anti tank is a good heavy killer although this new quasar laser seems to be smashing robots. Havent tried bugs yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lazer weapons against robots
        First shotgun for bugs

        Eagle air strike. Cluster good starters. The expendable anti tank is a good heavy killer although this new quasar laser seems to be smashing robots. Havent tried bugs yet

        Don't be fooled by stuff you get early on. Short of the precision strike most strategems are viable in one way or the other. The MG you get is amazing for bugs and decent against bots, for example.

        Difficulty only affects the amount of enemies, not their health/damage, so don't be afraid of higher difficulties.

        Your starting kit is legitimately great. It will carry you through everything up until you need to start worrying about heavy armor. But the first time that happens, it'll be a boss objective and you might have to fight one, or two. This will give you ample time to learn how to address this problem. The Expendable Anti-Tank will be your best friend for this situation. The game does a great job of teaching you the basics through gameplay. Just don't rush. Take each difficulty setting one a time. When you hit 6, all the enemies will be spawning for you. By that point you should have learned how to handle them.

        whats the ingame etiquette, is a mic expected or are randos just quietly playing this? Dont have a squad yet, hoping to get like 2 people to buy this as well and play with me down the line.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have never talked on mic and I've played for 28 hours, just used Q to mark objectives and heavy enemies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the love of God, make sure you have push-to-talk on. It's a huge pet peeve for the community right now. You'll be muted or kicked for an open mic. Open mic is the default setting.

          For the most part randos are quiet. There used to be a Moonbase Alpha-style text-to-speech and I found that people were very talkative through it. But then Arrowhead in all their Swedish autistic glory removed it for some reason.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some people talk but most people don't. PC btw.
          If someone calls down a weapon you shouldn't take it unless it's a rocket like the EAT.
          If you DO pick up someones weapon after they die mention it in chat and offer to give it back to them. (I think you hold X to drop shit)

          That can sometimes happen if player A is halfway across the map and player B dies when he's next to you. Dumbass player A revives B and now he's nowhere close to where his gun was. Grab his gun and go meet up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you go to the map on your ship and select a mission. Usually other people join you and you will be orange. You lead as your host.

          If you join a game just follow the orange about. Dont be a c**t and run off doing your own shit.

          Also mines, tesla coils are useless and end up team killing although try for yourself!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          After 50ish hourse I only ever met 2 guys using the mic for real reasons, every other time its just coughing germans or typical hispanics with their abuelas screaming in the background while the dog barks and their 17 siblings fight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >typical hispanics with their abuelas screaming in the background while the dog barks and their 17 siblings fight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >typical hispanics with their abuelas screaming in the background while the dog barks and their 17 siblings fight
            SOVL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lazer weapons against robots
      First shotgun for bugs

      Eagle air strike. Cluster good starters. The expendable anti tank is a good heavy killer although this new quasar laser seems to be smashing robots. Havent tried bugs yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be fooled by stuff you get early on. Short of the precision strike most strategems are viable in one way or the other. The MG you get is amazing for bugs and decent against bots, for example.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Short of the precision strike
        What do you mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The first strategem you get, the orbital precision strike, is a complete and total piece of fricking shit and you should never use it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why? It can't kill anything?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It can, it's just that it has a pathetically small blast radius so it's effectively an inferior 500kg eagle strike. That's another thing too. The eagle strikes are very powerful and upgrading the eagle module first can go a long way. Getting an extra usage of each eagle strike is super powerful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Difficulty only affects the amount of enemies, not their health/damage, so don't be afraid of higher difficulties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your starting kit is legitimately great. It will carry you through everything up until you need to start worrying about heavy armor. But the first time that happens, it'll be a boss objective and you might have to fight one, or two. This will give you ample time to learn how to address this problem. The Expendable Anti-Tank will be your best friend for this situation. The game does a great job of teaching you the basics through gameplay. Just don't rush. Take each difficulty setting one a time. When you hit 6, all the enemies will be spawning for you. By that point you should have learned how to handle them.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think what's gonna happen (no matter if we win or lose) is the following:
    >liberating or failing tibit will cause some form of extreme pushback from the bots
    >new enemy type from this pushback (aerial ships)
    >new order to focus fire somewhere else (defense mission)
    >new special mission type to get rid of aerial ships
    >it backfires on us and bots seize some planets back
    >mission to attack message relay planet or something
    >it backfires and the illuminates are called
    >new faction shows up
    >oh frick.png

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think the boys are hard? Just shoot their heads off. If that's not an option, support weapon. If that's not an option, stratagem. You have plenty of space to breathe and pick your shots.
    I absolutely hate fighting bugs, you can't stop a bug breach once it's started and they just overwhelm you with fast units that you have to dive away from (and mash buttons to stand the frick back up in frustration), or spit acid at you or artillery acid, then there's the fricking chargers.
    I know vs bits if things go wrong I can run and zig zag and crawl to break line of sight and the only things that are gonna bother me are piss weak runners and chicken walkers which are also a joke. How does the community, who appear to be utter shit, prefer bugs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs don't 1 shot you from halfway across the map. Some rocket fricker is going to snipe your head despite wearing heavy explosive resist armor.

      I don't mind bots OR bugs but bots can be really fricking annoying to play against when that shit happens. At least bugs take 2 headshots to kill you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I rarely get anything like that from the bots. If I'm not shooting a bot I don't give them line of sight. I can throw a bubble shield down and just pick them off at will. The bugs just won't frick off and they make my weapons feel like they do no damage. The fact that they swarm in melee makes using strategems a pain when your team are all intermingled with the masses.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Throw Eagle Airstrike at factory
    >Dropship drops a tank and knocks down stratagem mid arc where teammate is
    >Airstrike kills teammate
    >Guy on mic says that I suck when I was the only one doing the objectives and getting kills for most of the game
    >Get kicked
    That was my first truly toxic experience with the game. I wish I could strangle the dude in real life. I would give anything to give that guy a piece of my mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was mumbling to myself before how I was hard carrying this team mere moments ago, so for that to then happen just broke me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine crying and seething over a video GAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call him a moron for being on top of the big glowing red laser that marks where a stratagem is being called down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got kicked before I could even react.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play with mics disabled. Being randomly kicked for only using text chat or the callout wheel is worth the trade off to not hear
      >r u fricking srs
      >*clears throat*
      >charger
      >charger
      >where
      >here
      >frick it's already on me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Doing random bot mission on 5
      >Random level 24 joins and gets on the mic
      >Starts b***hing and complaining about people using off meta stratagems
      >Finish the mission with the most kills, no deaths and carried all of the objectives
      >mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder you can look in recent players for usernames and see if they're on pc or console

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These guys were on PC. It was a generic name like "Spark" though, so I am not going to be able to find him through steam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reminder you can look in recent players for usernames and see if they're on pc or console

          I have crossplay off, and that has increased quality a lot, but PC people can still be shitters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I found him through one of his friends and told him off. The anger already wore off, but I am glad I did it.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to have so many super credits haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super Credit / Medal Guide:

        Go in Trivial or Easy difficulty, either solo or as a group, doesn't matter
        Choose any mission, preferably 40 minutes, as the larger the map, the more POI
        Equip Scout Light Armor along with UAV Booster
        Hover over your map and find 1 to 4 POI that are closest to one another

        Any of the 1 - 4 POI has SCs or medals?
        If yes, continue to check the nearby POI in that area. Add up all of the super credits or medals to find out how many there are in total
        If none, return to the ship and repeat

        Now, how do you keep the same map/mission at all times?
        If you're on PC, press ALT + F4 (Quit Game on console) to forcefully exit the game. The mission will be the same the next time you log in and can be completed at any time (even after the planet has been lost or liberated)

        TIPS
        If the first 1 to 4 POIs next to each other are bad, abort and start over. Don't waste time checking the remaining POI. You're not there to grind. You're there to find a map!
        Find a map with at least 50 SC or 5 medal piles and decent POI spots (preferably close together)
        Having terrible luck finding a map? Switch between different difficulties and planets! It's all trial and error
        Super Credit gives 10 per pile (100 if you're lucky). Medals vary between 1 - 3 per pile (more if you're lucky)
        There's a UI bug in which your pod will drop you directly on the ground upon entering into a mission, and to fix that simply go to Options > Display > scroll down then set Framerate Limit ON and limit it to 60
        POWER STEERING ship module makes a huge difference in grinding! Get it ASAP
        Optimize your drop-point and route to be the fastest, as every POI will be in the same spot
        Use SG SLUGGER to open crates faster

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Now, how do you keep the same map/mission at all times?
          >If you're on PC, press ALT + F4 (Quit Game on console) to forcefully exit the game. The mission will be the same the next time you log in and can be completed at any time (even after the planet has been lost or liberated)
          wait what? you alt-f4 and when you boot the game again you magically load the same map? how? don't you start in the ship again having to choose a mission?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're going to start banning people who do this fyi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            source?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doubtful
            now, people who use the replay attack? yea probably

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >people who use the replay attack?
              what's this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                iykyk

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day right fricking now you colossal waste of oxygen. Answer the question or frick off

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon just google replay attack
                the network call that says you got SC can be replayed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is literally no reason to justify this level of moronic behaviour.
          there is nothing to spend money on!
          you buy a warbond and by the time the next warbond comes you will have collected well over the 1000 credits you need to buy it just by playing the game normally.
          wack

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >by the time the next warbond comes you will have collected well over the 1000 credits you need to buy it just by playing the game normally.
            depends how often you play

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They are going to do something to offest this maybe make the passes cost more

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would kill the game. Already on thin ice by not making the stuff in the bonds P2W. Now the paypiggies are going to cry along with the poorgays over shit weapons that cost even more now

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need an energy sword to cut bugs to pieces

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shot down a bot drop ship for it to land on a bot factory earlier.

    Im doing my part

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An Orbital EMS Strike from a Destroyer won't stun a Bile Titan
    >But a stun grenade will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. The EMS strike needs to be reworked. It's basically worthless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. The EMS strike needs to be reworked. It's basically worthless.

      It's absolutely not worthless. Bile titans are just weird for it because their heads are up high. EMS is very powerful otherwise.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      whats the ingame etiquette, is a mic expected or are randos just quietly playing this? Dont have a squad yet, hoping to get like 2 people to buy this as well and play with me down the line.

      It's not expected but it's nice. There's text chat so you don't normally need it.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk seething at the creek
    >playing on lev 7 and above
    >pulling all the side obj. and hitting all the treasure spots on my own
    >50% Recharge Time but that's fine because the Quasar reduced the most significant threats to 2 shots

    I DON'T CARE IF THE CREEK IS A MEME
    I AM HAVING SO MUCH FRICKING FUN!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JUST PLAY THE SAME FRICKING MISSIONS BUT IN A WAY THAT HELPS, YOU FRICK!

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get rid of that shitty anticheat?

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I THINK BUGDIVERS SUCK

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Normal human sexuality isn't obsessing about boobs and butt 24/7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normal person
      >"Hey look. Tiddies. Welp. Back to what I was doing."
      Abnormal person:
      >"STOP POSTING THIS, IT IS BAD FOR YOU, YOU ARE jerking off TOO MUCH AND IT NEEDS TO STOP!!! I LOVE YOU DONT YOU UNDERSTAND IM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD STOP THE MASTURBATION! COOOOOOOOOOMBRAIN!!!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Normal person
        >Stellar blade chick is hot
        Abnormal person
        >Stellar blade chick is going to revolutionize the industry and save my pathetic life. I'm going to make threads about her endlessly. Gameplay? What? Oh, right. Uh, it's like, a hack and slash I guess or something. Have you seen the nude suit though?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normal person
          >There are people other there doing something I don't like. I can't do anything about it though. Oh well. Guess I'll just have to get over it.
          Abnormal person
          >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bet those two arguing are brown

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the people saying the war is scripted so who cares are morons. Devs planned to release content based on a certain outcome. They are not below never releasing stuff if we lose considering their track record with other stuff. The Main CEO straight up said he's fine if every other weapon is shit because they don't balance on DPS. It seems like a joke but AH are genuinely this moronic and autistic that losing out on content is a possibility.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don’t care in the normalgays world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DPS is a moronic metric to balance weapons around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Logic still made no sense
      >Didn't even acknowledge the Railgun example

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never forgive them for ruining the Railgun as hard as they did. I shouldn't have to nearly kill myself just for basic functionality.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could always just git gud you know? Railgun still works fine for everyone else with an IQ above room temp it only takes slightly more skill now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ironic shitposting is still shitposting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why no one's using it because the Quasar, EAT and RR are better right?

            Frick, even the AMR is better than the Railgun in its current state.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's gay as hell to be missing one strat on creek, but tbh I really like the zone. Draupnir is annoying as hell as you can't move anywhere without your char going into constant vaulting animations, getting stuck, slowed etc

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Girldivers are kind of hot by themselves already, a toned ass is more appealing than one too big to fit in uniform tbh
    Kinda like the appeal of female SPARTANS even though they’re not as tall and muscular as them

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trannis trying to turn another game into a coomer fest
    frick off already homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, not my problem

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET OFF THE CREEK

    GO TO DRAUPNIR

    FRICK

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well looks like one of the coomers got banned. Based mods well done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't you but one of you was. Mods are based for once.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. I deleted the post because the original image had a typo in it. 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are multiple posts deleted also 2 of you were whining about me now it's just 1. Based mods.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever makes you sleep at night gay.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the planet they wanted us to conquer had rain AND fog AND robots who can snipe you from a mile away in said fog
    KEK frick that garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>the planet they wanted us to conquer
      what was it?
      the objective for me was troost even though I couldn't even pick it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one we just lost, U-something forgot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Major Order is to liberate Tibit. To reach Tibit we need to liberate Ubanea. And to reach Ubanea we needed to liberate Draupnir, which we did. However, the bots attacked Draupnir.

        The way this could've worked is either to outpace the bots in defense missions on Draupnir, or to fully liberate Ubanea. Protecting Draupnir means we could keep attacking Ubanea, then Tibit. If we lost Draupnir but liberated Ubanea, then we could still attack Tibit. But instead we got to 95% liberation on Ubanea and lost Draupnir, forcing us to retreat from Ubanea entirely and refocus our efforts on Draupnir. The 95% completion on Ubanea is still there, it will just tick down as the bots retake the planet. We need to liberate Draupnir and finish Ubanea to attack Tibit quickly.

        Some people are angry because it's difficult to get enough Helldivers to liberate the directed planets in time, with other players fighting in Malevelon Creek and on bug planets. Malevelon Creek doesn't lead to Tibit, and the bugs are supposed to be dying en-masse of our specially-engineered pesticide, Termicide/TCS. So we should work to complete the instructed liberations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably had stuff like only 3 gems and a ton of gem disabled towers

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are PC players so much less toxic than the console players? Every PC player I've played with has been super friendly and helpful no matter. Nobody screaming VC or BMing in chat.
    Is it just easier and faster for PC players to mark the map so we can just easily understand what people are doing without sperging out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >consolegays
      There's your answer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I turned off crossplay as soon as I got my first Hispanic eating chips on an open mic from a PS5 screaming in his devil tongue.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normal person
    >so how bout dem helldivers?
    Absolute homosexuals
    >arguing about masturbation back and forth for the entirety of the thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You
      >can't do anything about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon
      >why can't I stop sucking all these wieners?!?!?!!?

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant take a day off?

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Swedes accidentally made a really fun planet to fight the robots in and now it's biting them in the ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it is. Bugs and Creek are too much fun.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact: gas and napalm/incendiary only work for the host, for everyone else it literally doesn't do anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And even then both are kinda shit.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >made him so angry he ban evaded
    kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better report me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's good to get confirmation that I got to you this badly.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize all of that is some guy manually deciding when you get an epic victory royale, right?
    Nothing the players do actually matters

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how's the revolver?
    can it handle medium armor like the slugger can?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It does piss poor damage and the reload takes 300 years.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another squadmate calls a 380 right next to the extraction point episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can dodge a devastator rocket you can dodge a 380mm shell.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What ESL coomer cope am I reading? Being over the age of 18 doesn't mean you inject porn into everything.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he got banned again
    Based mods holocausting das coomer menance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really are fricking moronic lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not the angry guy ban evading

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe that you actually don't know it's possible to delete posts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay mad coomer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If we capture tibit that means there will only be a single bot front people can fight. The Creek.
    >Creek gays are literally shooting themselves in the foot by not contributing to the MO

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