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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy variant makes you muscly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tattoos have always been pretty cringy but ever since I saw how the ink collects in your lymph nodes I'm physically disgusted by them
      literally just giving yourself cancer with that shit. I feel the same way as when I see someone drinking full sugar sodas casually
      like not even a cup at a bbq or something, but its 11am and they're drinking a bottle of coke. so fricking gross

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're fricking military moron. These people are literally gearing up to die, you think they're gonna care about some measly fricking cancer instead of just getting a cool tattoo and dying like a badass?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine surviving war and dying frail in a hospital bed because of your cancer lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *holds u down and blows cigar smoke in your face*
        welcome to the cancer club b***h boy!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know jiujitsu, you'd never hold me down!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            try to wiggle away with my wiener in your ass anon!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so if you're getting raped is the better move to just grit your teeth and try to go somewhere else mentally or slam it back to try and get it over with faster?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drinking soda at a bbq
        >not beer

        i wish you had to be 21 to post here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          say no to drugs and alcohol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this definitely doesn't look final
      still pretty shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The beret on the helmet is top jej

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good to see them clowning up this game already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clowning up
      explain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clowning up the satirical game
      how dense are you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny when you fricks that clearly never played the first one come exposing themselves lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HD2 has had clown armor since day 1, unfortunately.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can't imagine being mad about this outside of consolewar buillshit. you sound livid xister

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An old woman is about to be headshot in a parking lot or you young bucks are about to find out why cadia mattered.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this available? Are there any more?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the new armor added in the update

      Not available yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where the frick is the JinRoh looking one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          h'what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You were never getting that. You will exclusively defend democracy with meme armor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As dem kids say: I frick with the first one. Blueberry tiger stripe looks sweet.

        It just better fricking have a sweet passive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, I wanna be a Helltoad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this
          i need a battletoad squad right the frick now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, i hate them all. How hard is it to give more black and yellow armor options

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They unironically look gay as frick. The white one would be cool if it was black and yellow, but it's not. The camp top right looks like a cheap gijoe toy from 2001. The blue and blue stripe are mega homosexualous. The Sheva re5 tiger claw thing is cringe. The fat autist mushroom is ugly. The ghost ripoff is cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your black and yellow bro! There are only 1 full black and yellow set and it's coming in the next warbond.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black and yellow players are always casual shitters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wish they'd just update and port the armors from the first game at this point. Fricking ridiculous that there's little to no extra armors that stay true to the default set's direction. Feels like Halo 5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm definitely getting the ninja turtle one, look oddly cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the fricking Wolf Squad / Nazi / Helghast armor that was supposed to come out?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That won't happen chud, devs probably smart enough to know releasing that armor would cause an uproar on twatter and trooncord

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OH NO WHITE BOYS WILL PLAY MY GAME HOW CAN I EVER REC9VER FROM THE LARGEST GAMING DEMOGRAPHIC BUYING AND PLAYING MY GAME

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When the robot invasion begins

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine nerfing strong weapons instead of buffing weak ones.
          Could have been a mid game, but it's shit due to dev brainrot. Honestly, I blame the fricking cancerous esports scene for this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1st armor
        Paper dixie cup looking ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is pure white always the best looking armor in any game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't pure white colorblind anon. It's beige or cream white.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's eggshell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >top 2nd from the left
        >literally fat kapkan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, no new ass skins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl I don't like how the two armor sets on the top right show skin. One of the big appeals of Helldiver is that you had no idea who or what is under them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you talking about? Its a man or woman underneath, with a beefy or lean build. Everyone knows exactly whats underneath.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow it's fricking nothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from a couple of the helmets, I don't think they look very good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just compare them to the first game's sets. Certainly a change in art direction, and I can't say it's for the better.

          Can I still stagger stalker with the slugger?

          No, but you can still one shot them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly a color scheme issue, concept artists are color blind with the choices they've made

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man, I really wish there was a shader system or something because it's tragic seeing more sets get leaked and not a single of them fits the default scheme.

              Praying they port the Black ops armor to 2

              Any of the old sets would be cool to see again. Though at this rate, I wouldn't trust them not to give them some dodgy color scheme.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Praying they port the Black ops armor to 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >helmetless helldivers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              helmetless helldivers were pretty much Arrowhead Devs spotted in the wild and were as equally rare to see

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those were dev only.

              Most of these are pretty bad too tbqh

              The uniformity was the coolest part tbh, but 2's gear is so varied that it doesn't evoke the same feeling, which sucks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They had to prove that Noone was white in the fascist game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of these are pretty bad too tbqh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            like 80% of them are just different capes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are more capes than armor sets, and the picture displays all the extra capes on the default set. However, it's head-on, so you can't see them at all. It's not the best image.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Largely because when you're playing from an overhead angle, the thing you're gonna see most visibly is the cape flowing behind you as you run.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1st one, 2nd row
            please add that one please Arrowhead please

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe they'll add it for reaching rank 150, It was the max rank reward in 1.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That one was the reward for winning the war, if I recall. Maybe we'll get something like it again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, these look very same-y. I don't hate it, but I think this stuff would work better as rank based armor variants for your basic armor set which don't take super credits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are two more, you can see them on r*ddit if you want. I don't really like any of them, don't see any of them replacing my green scout trooper

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is top right supposed to be Doom armor?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not even two months after release
        >Already with the clown cosmetics.
        Great. Love cash shops in games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like them all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exposed skin? Seriously? Immersion broken.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Top Left only because, and I'm pretty sure it's supposed to, remind me of Clone Commandos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >top second from the left
        Heroes in a half shell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big puffy white coat
        I neeed it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >top 2nd from the left
        ayy lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          United Empire - Super Earth crossover when

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait hold up, I think devs stealth removed the new animation where you first entering the ship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They also added an animation when you're typing in chat now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they just changed the camera angle I think.
      Or maybe theres multiple now, I dunno

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's also preventing some disabled people from playing the game because it flags the peripherals they need to control the game
    >be paralyzed
    >videogames one of the few hobbies you're able to participate in
    >not allowed because controlling a cursor with your head movement is cheating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up moron, acting like you care about some crippled mongrel moron you saw on reddit earlier. They'll white-list his tard programs so he can blow into his ds like cooking mama and he can go teamkill in haz4, he just had to actually ask if his 3 gorillion 3rd party custom programs could be whitelisted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a prime target to get paralyzed now that you've said something this karma inducing
        I'm gonna cancel your bad karma by wishing you a good life anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the monkeys paw is he will still end up paralyzed and learn to appreciate the small things

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If karma was real that dude wouldn't be crippled and stuck playing videogames with by blowing a microphone and twitching his head in rhythmic gestures.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just the american californian interpretation of karma, its not actually how it works in buddhism or hinduism

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throw a 380barrage into the middle of a large hive
    >Doesn't even kill half of the holes
    I am upset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta upgrade your ship anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be better off with 120
      380's spread and rate of fire make it kinda shit. Its okay for saturation fire of an area when you have lots of shit spawning, but its otherwise underwhelming. Strategic use of Walking Barrage is far more consistent once you get a grasp of how it fires.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does the "walk" of WB slowly fire away from you and the point where the signal lands? It would be the most intuitive but I can never tell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it starts at the beacon, then goes forward slightly while having one shell land BACKWARDS in order to teamkill/suicide

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          From the beacon and where you throw it, it walks the shots slowly away from the direction you threw it from, alternating one on each side of the beacon. Its the same consistency as strafing run.
          However, the first 2 shots land at or just behind the beacon, so don't throw it at your feet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >380 on bugs
      bug holes too small for the large radius. works best for larger bot bases

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the 50% explosive damage perk on armor work against bot rockets yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have the superstore medium armor with that perk and I took like 5 rockets in one mission after the patch and lived. I think they still really frick you up on a direct hit, but if they're exploding around you it seems to work.
      I heard someone say that heavy armor is still busted though.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Illuminate will tell you he has been kicked out of 109 galaxies but won't tell you why

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am trying to use the last armor in the base warbond because it seems pretty fash, but losing servo assited on my Legionnaire armor just feels terrible to me. Throwing an airstrike a mile away to destroy a bot base just feels too good.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It never could 2shot devestators. It takes between 5 and 10 bodyshots now after the nerf. homosexual.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN NEVER FRICKING RELOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get the game
    >playing against bots
    >get to one of their big bases and shit is blowing up
    >oh jesus frick I got 5 FPS
    >even voice chat is lagging
    >somehow make it through with few deaths
    my volumetric clouds and shit was set to high, frick that noise

    any other graphic settings that literally don't matter that I should lower?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What primaries are good against bots?

    I just tried the punisher and it seemed weak as frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorcher, anything else is troony-tier and contrarian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The liberator is unironically a great all rounder, if you set it to semi and use the scope it'll outperform DMR's most the time, sluggers decent, Jar-5's good, the scorcher works pretty well (it can kill striders with frontshots due to the splash damage
      The punisher, while it has realistic shotgun spread rather than video game spread, still has spread and with bots you really need to be striking weak points, for most bots thats gonna be their heads, which can be rather small and somewhat recessed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      punisher is goated you just suck. beyond that the scorcher and still the slugger despite the nerf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The liberator is unironically a great all rounder, if you set it to semi and use the scope it'll outperform DMR's most the time, sluggers decent, Jar-5's good, the scorcher works pretty well (it can kill striders with frontshots due to the splash damage
        The punisher, while it has realistic shotgun spread rather than video game spread, still has spread and with bots you really need to be striking weak points, for most bots thats gonna be their heads, which can be rather small and somewhat recessed.

        Post nerf slugger isn't viable at all. It doesn't do anything but suck now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you can't hit headshots reliably, no weapon is viable, pre-nerf slugger was beloved for being able to be used as a crutch for dumbshits who can't aim and want to shit away half the magazine chain-staggering a single devestator.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pre-nerf slugger was beloved

            BETTER RUIN IT CUZ PVE COOP IS SUPER COMPETITIVE OR SOME SHIT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its still a better DMR than the DMRs, has amazing handling, great reload speed, partial reload ability, ammo economy, just learn to aim with it.

          you should be using AC and quasar against devastators anyway so the stagger loss wasn't a huge deal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AC
            Waste of time, waste of backpack.
            >quasar
            Oh yeah lmao go ahead and take 45 minutes to clear out a mild devestator drop with the chargin MA lazor clockwatching simulator

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >opinions this shit
              >sucking this hard
              >offers no alternatives as to what is not a "waste"

              bug planets are -> that way, frickboi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even play bugs lmao. Those things you mentioned are just moronic to use against devestators. The only real thing to bother using specifically for devestators is the gayonator now that they transferred all of the sluggers traits to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Took too many shots to kill anything bigger than a footsoldier bot with it. The push back wasn't that great either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incind breaker. any footsoldier gets hit once it dies. hurts devastators with DOT and you can cover hop and not challenge them at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can cover hop and not challenge them at all.
        What the frick is this homie saying can anyone decipher?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hit and run homie. hit and run. hit them and let them fry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah lmao good luck doing that as anyone but host. Fire does no damage coming from clients

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just did some 7s with the counter diligence and it was actually decent, wonky sites aside, one taps most bots if you nail the head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >despite the glaring flaw of the misaligned sights, the gun one shots trash mobs if you manage to hit them in the head
        What an amazing endorsement you really sold the worst gun in the game as "able to kill something every once in awhile"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue, honestly once you figure out drift it's not bad, still, stick to your scorcher if you can't aim slightly down and to the right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liberator is fine, scorcher is best, slugger is still good even after the nerf. Rest all range from meh to shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dominator
      Sickle
      Plasma Shotgun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Defender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to use slugger but now dominator is one of the best for bots.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT GUYS JOEL JUST NERFED BREATHING
    GUESS WE BETTER STOP BREATHING ENTIRELY NOW

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell fricking yeah, yo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not censoring your name
      reported for cheating and data mining, enjoy your ban 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lvl 68

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gumi chan so kawaii tbh
      Gonna send you friend requests now

      >lvl 68

      They just increased the cap! Go read the patch and be amazed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, they JUST increased it, how are you 68 already

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it carried over XP you earned while you were level 50

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh neat that makes more sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the shoulderpads glued to bare skin look stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the point of the gun is to fire heavy slugs that penetrate medium armor and stagger enemies
    >can't stagger even these guys
    Why didn't they nerf the slugger's ammo economy and excellent ergonomics? Those were a bit OP. Why kneecap the part of the gun that's actually the gun's main identity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow you not only suck, you are slow as shit in fat frick moron armor. ngmi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the slugger's fault for not being shit, devs balancing philoophy is to look for things people use the most and nerf it, any further insight is too much for them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically its the swedish dev school of homosexualry alive and well.

        saw the same shit with DICE in all the battlefield games, only this is so much worse cause its just PvE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a slugger problem
      That's beserkers being unfricking stoppable menaces as they canonically should be, I fricking hate them as any diver should

      >AM rifle got Damage buffed by 30%
      Is it finally good now? I'm interested in making a Sniper build.

      It's good shit, aim for strider legs to one shot them, 2 shots to the dick for beserkers and 1 for dev heads or 2 in their dicks aswell also 1 for hulks.
      Reminder to bring a backpack or you're not fully utilizing the weapon
      Also the sight is unalligned aim with the top left of the outside crosshair in first person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >also 1 for hulks
        This is blatantly false it couldn't one shot hulks before and it still can't. Takes two to the face in all cases.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Typo I meant to type 1 also forgot to say "2 for hulks face" and instead typed "1 for hulks" which doesn't even make sense.
          I swear I'm always drunk when I post in helldivers threads

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao I'm always drunk when I play helldivers. After the slugger rapeage I'm thinking about just running the AMR now. I tried it a bit earlier and I think I'll just hang back and let me idiot friends run in and die now that I don't feel like being in the fray since they took the only gun I liked away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit you suck

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >want to use precision guns like the AMR and railgun vs bots
    >always feel like I'm not doing enough and immediately switch back to the grenade launcher or auto cannon
    Help please, it just feels so wrong not being able to mow down shit with explosives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grenade launcher
      I want to like it but the fact that it only gets 2+1 belts of nades is criminal
      I think it might have been a primary instead of a support weapon at some point. if it keeps its low ammo count it absolutely be changed into one. Autocannon is just better by miles and more satisfying to shoot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GL actually justifies bringing the supply pack since it gets a full refill per use. You can wipe entire hoards in seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ammo backpack is insanely good when paired with the GL since its low ammo is the only thing that holds it back

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AM rifle got Damage buffed by 30%
    Is it finally good now? I'm interested in making a Sniper build.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It still doesn't have a working sight. The bullets go up and to the left from the cross hair. It's meh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can rape scout striders and devastators in 2 body shots since the buff, the scope zeroing is still fricked but I got used to it now, it's very good, literally the only reason to pick the autocannon over the AMR now is the autocannon can shoot down gunships, destroy bot fabs and close bug holes

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes, and also no. Super Credits are the premium currency, and you need them to unlock warbonds and buy some rotating armors in the shop. However, Super Credits appear as random pickups during missions, and one person picking them up gets them for everyone, so it's easy to accumulate a lot just by playing the game with a team (randoms work too) and gathering all the stuff you can find.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AIRBURST ROCKET LAUNCHER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      COWABUNGA IT IS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when it's in all caps like that i just hear RAWKET LAWNCHAIR when i read it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HEAVY MACHINE GUN
        WOAH BIG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait how would that work? do we trigger the rockets to blow up or what?

      either way cant wait to die by my own team to it!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally an airburst you can shoot like the eagle version. Looks like it's limited to 3 uses too so it's going to be dogshit already. We really don't need more useless chaff clearing espeically one that oyu need to shoot once and slowly reload

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEW WEAPONS

    >LEVER ACTION FRICKING RIFLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        woah is that a new defender SMG?
        also that rifle kinda reminds me of the BR from halo if I squint really hard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heavy laser rifle?
        >new SMG
        >(not) morita assault rifle
        nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(not) morita assault rifle
        GIVE ME NOW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is that a new SMG? FRICK YEAH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm american and I support this addition because I actually own and use guns

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got home from work. Give it to me straight, bros: how badly did they massacre my son? Is there hope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it didn't lose penetrating power just a small amount of damage so I think it should still be fine for one shotting devastators if you shoot them in the head?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It still has infinite ammo, it's still super accurate. The damage was only 12% nerfed so it's not a big deal, but the stagger has been ruined. Enemies like berserkers, stalkers, brood commanders etc shrug off slugs like it's a pistol. It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've mained slugger for a month. They raped it into the ground. There's nothing redeeming about it at all now. There is literally no reason to use it. It doesn't stagger anymore, it won't break open containers or break fences, it won't always kill chaff bots in one hit sometimes it will stop at the arm or bounce off the chest. It also doesn't blowthrough to the next enemy in line very often anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In terms of damage, it's basically the same. However, in terms of stagger, it got kinda shit on. It won't stagger any bug larger than a guard, so bugs like spewers or stalkers are now rather annoying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >difficulty 9
        bro don't do that now some sperg cant try to discredit your testing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got raped to uselessness and I'm not exaggerating. I don't give a shit about the damage nerfs or container but they actually lowered the stagger so much that it can barely stagger anything bigger than chaff. You know the enemies that are already killed easily with any guns? The only good primaries now are the Sickle/Scorcher. It's very clear AH is going to kill this game before the summer comes. They are doing it the Destiny 2 way where they nerf anything that is flavor of the month until nothing is fun or useful anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So true sister they should come play drg instead

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but hes right and the nerf was unneeded especially considering they didn't fix any of the other marksman rifles, just one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being a Black person defending nerfs to weapons that were perfectly fine.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >slugger has too much range
            >do we fix it guys?
            >nerf stagger to the point that it no longer can do what it was made for
            > this will surely fix sniper rifles
            Reminder this is the official reason for the slugger nerf. Frick Sweden and kill all Swedes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it's not fitting for a SLUG shotgun to do high precision damage at range
              ah, I see
              thankfully I've always been a spreadgay

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe those gays should fix the scope on the sniper rifle since the shotguns have a better one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They could have drop off the damage and stagger at range for a shotgun to make it relegated to short range engagements. Same way an SMG at range cannot out DPS an assault rifle at long distance despite higher RPM on an SMG. I thought people figured FPS balancing shit out for decades already. Clearly the balancer at AH have skill issues.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                should be noted, this is their first FPS game and their product testing head doesn't seem to know how to play them very well if streams with him are to be believed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They could have drop off the damage and stagger at range for a shotgun to make it relegated to short range engagements. Same way an SMG at range cannot out DPS an assault rifle at long distance despite higher RPM on an SMG. I thought people figured FPS balancing shit out for decades already. Clearly the balancer at AH have skill issues.

                This is 100% intentional and planned. This game won't die from being flavor of the month but from the CEO moronic mentality on realism and balancing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pump action is worse than a full auto shotgun except for the tighter spread
                but that's demonstrably not evEN FRICKING TRUE IN THE GOD DAMN GAME

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reminder

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This shit always happens with these games.
                One moron will have moronic ideas about balance and completely frick everything up.
                Look at Planetside 2 or Foxholes you have faction balance wars for years because the developers just refused to accept that some shit was just better than other shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to have fun in this game, they need to stop nerfing the fun shit
                god damn i hate these c**ts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but from the CEO moronic mentality on realism and balancing.
                This

                >pump action is worse than a full auto shotgun except for the tighter spread
                but that's demonstrably not evEN FRICKING TRUE IN THE GOD DAMN GAME

                Also this. That fact that it's not only moronic but that they're also BAD at it too...

                Managed Democracy apparently means horribly mismanaged development.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pump action is worse than a full auto shotgun except for the tighter spread
                but that's demonstrably not evEN FRICKING TRUE IN THE GOD DAMN GAME

                [...]
                This is 100% intentional and planned. This game won't die from being flavor of the month but from the CEO moronic mentality on realism and balancing.

                It's over hellsissies time to start taking hrt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we balance based not on what players want, but our completely meaningless and arbitrary headcanon of what a weapon should "feel" like

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "How dare you question our VISION you-"
                >*Crashes to desktop*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if I could still draw I'd make a comic where a guy is sad that his arc thrower is nerfed while two other players are standing there mocking him while one is doing the ballistic shield walk, the other has the infinite stretching polygon bug and the third is stuck in the landscape after his hellpod dropped onto a small rock.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "How dare you question our VISION you-"
                >*Crashes to desktop*

                DRG devs support the community. Play DRG instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DRG is begging for a taste of Helldiver 2 dick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope Hellchud your game is on the way out, killed by the incompetence of it's right winger devs. NAZIS CAN'T DEVELOP GAMES HAHAHAHAHA

                >Calls it Helldive
                >Not Haz 9
                Pleb

                Remind the hellchuds that their game is nothing but a fad. ROCK AND STONE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're actually embarrassing the real DRGChads itt. (me)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When you rock and stone you're never alone unlike Chuddivers who will never have sex playing this fotm slop that will be dead in a couple of months

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I play both. DRG is actually dead, everyone is waiting for Rogue Core. Actually...I would say DRG and Helldivers are probably on par, with Helldivers inching out only because of how much content they've been getting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Frankly I think the DRG devs need a bit of a kick in the ass with how stagnant the game has felt lately, what with them focusing on so many their side flops. I love DRG, I've got almost 600 hours on it, but you spamming people to drop this for that isn't accomplishing anything. People will go back if/when this dies down (or just dies from mismanagement).
                Like [...] said, you're kind of embarrassing the rest of us right now.

                are you the same moron who feels the need to start every DRG thread with shitty bait? that shit turned DRG threads from comfy to non-stop b***hing about either things that don't matter or were literally just made up

                Cope Helldivers is going to die just like your leader did:). ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based fotm slop poster.
                It's the truth. This game is on its last legs. A couple more disastrous updates like this and people will go from "stop calling it FOTM!" to "you're such sad people and I'm gonna le pray for you" because they will have nothing to say except silently concede that this shitty, Flavor of the Moment, turbogoyslop is dead and gone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So true, this game is no different than any other fotm like palworld or lethal company. Escept those games will still have more of an impact like empowering furry devs and btfoing tendies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have 2k hours in DRG, they're completely different games and GSG is far from perfect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope Hellchud GSG is a far better studio than Nazihead games whose game is dying as we speak and will be forgotten

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you the same moron who feels the need to start every DRG thread with shitty bait? that shit turned DRG threads from comfy to non-stop b***hing about either things that don't matter or were literally just made up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's "psyoping" because he's an autistic homosexual. Pay him no mind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope Hellchud your game is on the way out, killed by the incompetence of it's right winger devs. NAZIS CAN'T DEVELOP GAMES HAHAHAHAHA
                [...]
                Remind the hellchuds that their game is nothing but a fad. ROCK AND STONE

                Frankly I think the DRG devs need a bit of a kick in the ass with how stagnant the game has felt lately, what with them focusing on so many their side flops. I love DRG, I've got almost 600 hours on it, but you spamming people to drop this for that isn't accomplishing anything. People will go back if/when this dies down (or just dies from mismanagement).
                Like

                You're actually embarrassing the real DRGChads itt. (me)

                said, you're kind of embarrassing the rest of us right now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                drg has been basically "oh we gave you the game you want so i guess that's all you need" like come on frick off guys, we expect your live service game to have more than that.

                Its' weird that while Helldivers 2 is suffering from devs who meddle too much, DRG is suffering from the opposite problem.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Their making a sequel. Which one do you want more?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They're making a sequel
                Source? Because I'm pretty sure they're not.
                They've got a new season coming soon, and just had that spin off that people played for all of a week but that's pretty much it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rogue Core.
                https://store.steampowered.com/app/2605790/Deep_Rock_Galactic_Rogue_Core/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Welp, that is why OG DRG isn't getting shit right now. They want to include roguelite elements, lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rouguelike still mogs this "game"(it's really just fascist propoganda)

              • 2 weeks ago
                KARL

                OH NO LOOK OUT CHUDS HERE COMES THE SUPERIOR COOP GAME YOU BETTER KNEEL TO BLM

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a sequel, it's a spin off.
                And it's probably going to do as well as the last one did (See: Not Well).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did they say it was a spinoff? Shit, even if they did they aren't treating it like one. They are totally dropping DRG pretty much for this "small spinoff".

                They should have honestly made a brand new IP and CO-OP game and made a name for themselves. It's fine to let games die to make new shit, if you aren't leaving the game broken.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Deep Rock Survivor did perfectly fine they just didn't pay streamers for artificial hype

                if I could still draw I'd make a comic where a guy is sad that his arc thrower is nerfed while two other players are standing there mocking him while one is doing the ballistic shield walk, the other has the infinite stretching polygon bug and the third is stuck in the landscape after his hellpod dropped onto a small rock.

                DRG isn't a buggy broken mess like this game is come play

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DRG is full of LGBT homosexual shit no thanks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Blatant homophobis

                [...]

                >"will be"

                Maybe next time champ

                Truth hurts chud so much for facgts not caring about feelings
                Trump lost btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh cool so I get to pay for the updates that should have been in the base game
                at least its something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rogue Core is like the survival game. They basically licensed the DRG IP out to a shitload of companies to make spinoffs while they cook "something". None of the games are sequels.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll start playing DRG again when rockpox finally fricks off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not liking rockpox
                Of course a chud couldn't handle a little change just like in real life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would be fine if it had some basis in reality but it fricking doesn't, who the frick says an AP round does less damage to flesh than an FMJ?

                He needs a tard wrangler, above all else.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why take away the stagger then? why not, idk, make it have a spread cone for subsequent shots like the fricking MARKSMAN RIFLES HAVE for some brainlet fricked reason that makes them all universally worthless?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Swedes sure love proving to everyone that they are the most moronic of the Scandinavian countries

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Their logic for most nerfs so far has been awful and this is no different. The comment about sniper rifles is completely out of touch. It shows they're not understanding the problems some weapons have, and their solutions are so half-baked it makes you wonder about their competence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Their whole game is so half-baked it makes you wonder about their competence. Their "solutions" in these patches just further cements it.

                Ftfy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there something about the quasar I'm missing? Half the time I shoot it, it explodes behind me.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is every assault rifles in this game is a bullpup?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swedes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "scifi" same reason the lever action that was leaked looks like a bubba'd pos complete with a tacticool plastic stock and barrel shroud

        I really want a futuristic AK like the one you see in Elysium

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bullpups are way cooler than AKs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          forgot pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "scifi" same reason the lever action that was leaked looks like a bubba'd pos complete with a tacticool plastic stock and barrel shroud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bullpups and ammo counters are FUTURISTIC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well if you had to carry your rifle with you in a tiny pod you'd probably want a bullpup.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically, the reasons that bullpups aren't the mainstay in the modern/real world are pretty feasible for a futuristic society to fix, and once those issues are fixed theres basically no reason not to use a bullpup over a normal rifle layout.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is how much liberation you contribute determined by how much xp you earn in a mission?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to some homosexual dev on like Twitter and discord, yes. But they contradict themselves all the time. They're worse at showing ANY I game stats or mechanics than fatshark (what the frick is it with swedistan)

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gentlemen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "COWABUNGA DUDES!!!"
      >gets 1 shot by a stray rocket

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah apparently bot rockets were bugged as frick and they ''''''''fixed'''''''''' it so you wont get one shot as much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought this was a joke but yes, it's true, they don't one-shot you anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah apparently bot rockets were bugged as frick and they ''''''''fixed'''''''''' it so you wont get one shot as much

        I use Fortified Commando and I can actually survive a couple rockets in a row now. They do about 1/3rd your HP at 200 armor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even with medium armor they won’t one shot you. I spent a lot of time skipping around like a stone today though.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason to use the penetrator over the basic liberator against bots? I know I should be burst firing at heads or crotches anyway but surely the AP helps against bodyshots and misfires in hectic situations right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gonna use the Penetrator you're better off using it against bugs, since it's the only Primary that can pen Hive Guards and Bile Spewers. For bots you're better off using the Liberator.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you fix the marksman rifles?
    Nope!
    >Did you fix the misaligned ADS on a quarter of the guns?
    Nope!
    >What did you do?
    I nerfed the slugger because people were talking too positively about it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they did do both those, maybe you should play the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they fix the counter sniper?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sight is misaligned still, but it's way better.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, this game is inexplicably immune to criticism, especially concerning DLC. No worries though, there's no way this is all setting a bad standard that will hurt future games for years to come. Anyways get your wallet out, gotta get that armor before the cash shop rotates.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the "DLCs" are free and you can literally get everything in them for free with currency you get just by playing the game, stop being dishonest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I think the slugger nerf is too far for even the most blatant normalgay who was shilling for the game, I even see reddit shitting on the game, now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that was last week

      Check social media right now, everyone is shitting on microhead because they have now spent more time and space in the patch notes nerfing guns than fixing existing bugs with guns that would make them viable.

      no one is defending this patch. Even youtubers are shitting on it and those guys are literally paid to shill the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think this is the legit beginning of the end for this game and they deserve it. Writing is on the wall in extremely bold font that they have no idea what they are doing or what to prioritize.

        Friends invites and cross play invites have been broken for over a month now. Beyond unacceptable in a fricking SQUAD BASED GAME.

        Crying shame too cause when this game is good, its some of the most fun i've had in a game in over a decade.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Come play DRG instead, we even have femboys uwu

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it has a lot of life left in it but only because most normalgays only shrug their shoulders and play on difficulty 5 or 6 where the differences don't matter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im only level 38 and Ive been able to buy both warbonds and most of the armors, you can frick all the way off with your bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i got to level 35 with only being able to afford one warbond and maybe 300sc of superstore armor..

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this game is at least doomed to the fate of the devs having to be screamed at until they unfrick the latest thing they fricked. Like why are you twiddling with gun stats, especially on mid level guns that function fine, when the spear still doesn't lock on to enemies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because anything you can do with a Spear the EAT does better.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing with shitter randoms is wearing on me bros... It's fricking diver daycare out here. Im having so basically solo suicide missions on a single life because these chumps are grinding through all 20 reinforcements in mere minutes of landing. It seems exceptionally bad today. They just land, die in 2 seconds, and repeat till they ragequit. That combined with the usual glitchy frickness of everything just has me not really giving a shit anymore.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scorcher chuds, youre next

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorcher is not that good, but mr. youtuber man says its S tier so it must be

      t. plays on Helldive casually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could seriously see them move on to nerfing random off-chance guns that are really good in specific circumstances

      meanwhile the anti materiel rifle still has its reticle misaligned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorcher is not that good, but mr. youtuber man says its S tier so it must be

      t. plays on Helldive casually

      I could seriously see them move on to nerfing random off-chance guns that are really good in specific circumstances

      meanwhile the anti materiel rifle still has its reticle misaligned

      >a scorcher lookalike gun appear in the leak
      yep, it's over, the scorcher will be nerfed once the picrel gun got released

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the automatic plasma rifle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the scorcher can already 2 shot scout striders in the front, now imagine that in full auto, like I said, IT'S OVER the scorcher will be nerfed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably. Luckily the AMR slaps now so I can just switch to the dominator.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey
    punisher plasma
    pretty good vs bots!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard to use and inconsistent (the projectile seems deceptively small for a direct hit) but pretty good all around for bots
      marauders can be a bit of a pain and it still is shit for bugs

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stun a devastator
    >Start shooting it in the face
    >Teammate suddenly runs into my line of fire and dies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to see if Quasar Cannon can destroy bot fabs if I shoot the vents
      >standing still during my 19 year long charge period
      >backpack shield homosexual slowly jogs past
      >cannon blast hits his shield and blows up in our faces
      >we both nearly die
      I hate shieldpack homosexuals so much it is unreal

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People are qickly turning against this game
    Kek nothing more than dying fotm slop DRG chads won Chudivers lost

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who is interested about the leaked ninja turtle armor, here's the perk and stats, it's pretty much the same as the fortified commando armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grenades all over the chest
      >don't give it the extra grenade perk
      swedeBlack folk strike again

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I still stagger stalker with the slugger?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EATs for free rn
    no fricking way

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my life for super earth

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHECK THE MAP!
    >THE COMPASS?!
    >HOW DO I FIND SAMPLES?
    >WHATS THAT EYEBALL?
    >WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONT ATTACK PATROLS, I GOTTA GET MY KILLS UP!
    >DID YOU PICK MY SAMPLES?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where do I put this ssd? Nvm I'm gonna go run through 3 patrols to get this beacon that has a flamethrower in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice to see someone else carrying the torch. Samplegays are the worst.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't let other players get their ship upgrades

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sample gays aren't chasing super rares, moron. They are ruining 7+ by chasing shit they can grind on 4.

          Not to mention they are shitters who can't even handle 5.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you come off like a woman while trying to act like a man. fix that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Keep crying in chat that I extracted and didn't pick up your 4 greens and 1 orange, 4cel.

              Might start gatekeeping the higher difficulties by kicking people who do this on 6.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't get the upgrades if you dont extract the samples.
          >You can't extract the samples if you dont complete the mission.
          >You can't complete the mission if you dont do the objectives.
          >You dont do the objectives because you are running around like a moron and dying over and over while freaking out about samples.
          ^^^You are here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can extract samples without completing the mission objectives.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>You can't extract the samples if you dont complete the mission.
              hmmmmmmmm

              Outing yourselves as undemocratic cowards who can't complete the mission but still want a reward. Ishygddt

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>You can't extract the samples if you dont complete the mission.
              hmmmmmmmm

              Can you really? Such a moronic and b***hmade way of playing the game has never even crossed my mind. Who do you think you're fooling though? We all know that if you suck so bad you cant even complete the mission then there's absolutely no fricking way you're actually extracting unless your playing the babiest diapershitter difficulties... But then why would you even fail the mission at that point?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>You can't extract the samples if you dont complete the mission.
            hmmmmmmmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wastes a quarter of your resources chasing for the 5 commons/3 rares that he dropped
      >wastes a third to a half of your reinforces dragging your team into a bot drop/heavy base assault that's right next to a detector tower
      >costs you the extract bringing three bot ships' worth of berserkers on top of the evac point because his CODbrain couldn't resist fighting yet another patrol
      >"Why is this game so hard?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >down to 3 lives at 25 minutes
        >why did you call extract already?????

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have literally been diff7 dropped
          >right next to a detector tower
          >surrounded by squads who have hulks
          >on a plain with nothing but two rocks and a friendship door's pit as cover
          >on meme creek
          and it still felt less unfair than a sampleBlack person autist going for broke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it

            Also found the sampleBlack folk...

            You can extract samples without completing the mission objectives.

            >>You can't extract the samples if you dont complete the mission.
            hmmmmmmmm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same guy I'm b***hing about did that to me and another guy on Maia. Why? Just fricking turn around there's no one behind us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pick my samples
      ahh, ESLs
      almost as common as "those guys are a scum"

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO ARC THROWER?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made it better?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Put holographic map over bot space
    >Press R
    >Join team
    >Load bot loadout
    >Drop
    >It's bugs
    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are moronic. It tells you where you are fighting homosexual. Also click a planet and hit r you dumb Black person. I used to think Ganker people were smarter autistic people pretending to be moronic but I understand why public games suck just from Ganker alone and that's really fricking sad.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guns with a launcher style projectile should have a funny reticle that's appropriate for a launcher
    also give traits to helmets so you can do shit see grenade/launcher trajectory. I'm pretty good at arcing an impact grenade into spawners but it would be great for launchers since the two we have kinda suck unless you have perfect aim, which is hard as frick with them

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game has shit balance and keeps crashing. You know what doesn't crash and has amazing balance? EDF play it or else you don't like helldivers

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are sos beacons always available or not? I hosted a game, threw sos and 3 joined, cleared mission but everyone left and when I launched the next mission nobody joined and I couldnt throw any more sos beacons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t
      i think once you throw one you are active sos until you stop hosting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, maybe it was the time of day then

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    FRICK JOELBlack folk
    FRICK BOT BNs!

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Super Earth representatives wanna explain this one? I think we converted a bot to managed democracy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      common bug

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you freed the walker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep notes, future Democratic scholars may wish to study your discovery in the future.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish there was a way to hijack these things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish there was a way to hijack these things.

      based and Brigador-pilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chewbacca's piloting it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awww it thinks it's helping 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this may look cute but the strider in the OP is actually being heavily mistreated. See how it shuffles its feet like that? That's a telltale sign of emotional abuse
      you need to call your local animal rescue center ASAP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.automaton mad that it lost it's enslaved machine
        TOTAL AUTOMATON DEATH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Animal rescue centers are for animals

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will stop bugging my friends about samples when I have all the modules for my ship, and not before

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just be sure to warn your babysitters that you have autism and to be patient with you. Try to be a good little backpack while you're being carried around and don't sperg out and whine so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna get them eventually no matter what you impatient homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh "eventually" after all the times people drop them and don't pick them up, or just don't pick up samples at all
        I shouldn't be surprised that most people are bottom feeders who absorb trace amounts of samples over prolonged periods of time, but I guess that does save me the trouble, thanks for the tip

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been capped on samples for the last 50+ hours but i still go out of my way to try to collect them for newer guys. I just don't like when I have to do it on a single life and still complete the mission and solo extract because you morons burned all 20 reinforcements in the first 10 minutes of the mission. Learn the difference.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I never fell for the "SV is bad" meme. Now it all got buffed and it's even better.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take slugger's stagger away
    >Punisher is still fine
    SO WHAT WAS THE FRICKING POINT?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The two guns aren't even remotely the same.
      The punisher lacks the range, accuracy, and armor penetration of the slugger.
      It's bullet spread also made it unfeasible to kill things like devastators off a head shot.
      Slugger was the best dmr while also being one of the better shotguns.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two missions in a row of endless crashes during extraction.
    >Can't even rejoin friends because it crashes during planet loading.
    C'mon, man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get about 2-3 matches in before i get the failed to join lobby glitch and i just turn the game off again lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PLAY DRG NO CRASHES IN DRG

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a stratagem that sends samples to the ship so sample Black folk have something they want and we can kick them before the mission starts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can you possibly complain about any kind of player behavior in a game where the devs allow you to kick whoever you want? I've seriously never had an issue like this, I just play on helldive and if someone runs off without saying what they're going to go do I kick them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually not a bad fricking idea, lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im thinking something like this could do the trick

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the slugger but it was basically a fricking sniper rifle that had no draw backs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So make its damage fall off, make the slugs slower, add sway while aiming. Ruining its stagger does nothing to change the slugger's sniperish behavior, it just ruins its shotgun behavior.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, a shotgun that is supposed to be use penetrating slugs isn't supposed to have good stagger anyway.

        They even fixed the Slugger's description to include Medium Armor Penetration.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how transformative a gun can be by just adding a simple full auto mode

    penetrator is a decent pick now

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sub level 20 shit heel host melee me for keks
    >everyone gathering samples as the mission progresses
    >40 mins later I am in possession of all samples cause they die and I don't
    >stand near one of those hole things and drop samples
    >when the host comes to pick them up I emote for a hug
    >he guns me down and then he kicks me for no reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so did you actually drop the samples into the hole and pretending you're not a wienersucker or what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did.
        Which is funny cause they still show on the map.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be playing with high level rando
    >we drop into diff 9 maia
    >mission where you blow up the automaton bunkers
    >finally beat mission, get on plane
    >game crashes
    ARROWHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it finally time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your c-01 form diver. Good luck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do these things have a weak spot?
      feels like you just have to throw every stratagem you have and hope it kills them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the bottom when they drop new bots. Its like shooting an explosive through the factory doors instead of the hatches.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arrowhead decides to get in on the collaboration IP homosexualry.
    Name the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made in Abyss
      No it doesn't make any sense, but if I can go all the way with my SES Sovereign of Dawn I'd be pretty damn pleased.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo: ODST
      i would literally cum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      warhammer 40k

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo: ODST
      i would literally cum

      warhammer 40k

      these
      earth makes less sense in warhammer thoughever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Earth exists in 40k. Doing a space marine reskin of this would be the easiest money imaginable. 40k people are desperate for any media that’s actually good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it does? shows how much i know about 40k

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon what did you think holy terra was?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i do not have the slightest idea of what you are talking about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely heretical. But yeah Arrowhead would be absolutely foolish not to be making this game in the 40k universe right now but with an absolute shit ton of cash shop options. 40k fans are the biggest paypigs on the planet and they’d buy everything. Just give base ultramarine stuff and watch these dudes spend another $50 to be a black Templar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already havr warhammer 40k files in game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Konosuba. Every gacha has a konosuba collab eventually.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of the armors already look too special snowflake moronic
      Generic Helldiver Grunt will always be the best presentation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Azur Lane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOST PLANET
      KILLZONE
      JAK AND DAXTER
      ARMORED CORE
      DEAD SPACE
      CONKER LIVE AND RELOADED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      starship troopers, the licence must be cheap and i would kill for the terminds to get SST skins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      monster hunter
      it's literally perfect

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I admit I don't hate the counter sniper as much as I did before. It's not bad.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any full lists of the buffs and nerfs of the new patch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, everything you like is nerfed to shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing that was nerfed was the arc thrower and slugger you whiny meta slave baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its called the patch notes moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those suck dick, you queer. The majority of changes never appear there, like how they silently removed the explosive trait from the liberator concussive which they had left up until this morning for some reason despite renaming it the liberator concussive.
        This game desperately needs a third-party resource that dumps all weapon statistics every patch and lets you view differences between them, since the devs think it's cute to make you run in a hamster wheel over imaginary concepts and urban legends instead of a functional stat panel.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done 3 missions and no giant walker spawns yet. Do they spawn anywhere specific?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently only on 8-9 difficulty, so you might not see them if you're not playing on that

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1775325750620778596?s=20
    Anti Air rocket gameplays

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“We're trying to model a unique type of live service with the Warbonds. They're like getting a treasure chest full of toys,”
    They don't really feel like toys if all the primaries suck...

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing solo
    >fatfinger an SOS
    >quit game to avoid dealing with randoms

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >collect samples and complete side objectives while ignoring the main ones until everything else is done
    >make people mad somehow all the while
    what a great time all around

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont understand why Hulks are faster than you can sprint in light armor

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game sucks so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's the Counter Sniper Diligence? Still shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still bad because it has the turning speed of an asleep snail stuck in molasses. Anti-Material Rifle is pretty good now, if you have decent aim you can clear out Devastators and Hulks even faster than anyone else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got kicked today for bringing an AMR but it’s going to be a staple of the new ‘meta’. It’s just too good at cleaning up medium sized stuff. Honestly if 2 guys had AMRs and 2 guys had Quasars things would be very easy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I got kicked today for bringing an AMR
          kek this game is full of homosexuals

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do kinda roll my eyes when I see people bringing napalm to bot drops, but I wouldn't kick. They will learn the hard way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The damage still isn't enough for me to ever use it over a dominator.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join diff 9 on tibit
    >everyone has spanish names
    >no reinforcement budget
    >gotta lock in
    >win almost singlehandedly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool thing that actually happened, anon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bueno

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Memealon Creek and Ubanea took less than 24 hours to defend
    >Tibit will take 4+ days
    The rigging is real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The regen rate on the planet is absolutely insane. It's probably not meant to be taken until next major order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he brings mines onto a citizen evac mission

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he brings mines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why yes, I run:
        > Mines
        > Incendiary mines
        > Orbital smoke
        > Eagle smoke
        How did you know?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because i just kicked you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen, its not my fault the dumbasses run into the mines meant for the bots.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how nice of him to provide a democracy-approved obstacle training course for all the citizens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minechads are quite funny, they get a pass.
      >the boom boom rocks will surely save m-ack
      >OK this time I'll-ack
      Adorable honestly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      separate the wheat from the shaff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evac scitentists bot diff7
      >low chance of success anyway
      >tesla tower moron wastes our entire squad repeatedly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Impossible automaton control mission
      -They bring 12 sentry turrets and mortars.
      -The tightly clustered sentries destroy each other before the 4 dropship even shows up.
      -They die 5 times each over the next 45 seconds while having no strategems available.
      -They ragequit immediately

      CLASSIC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically calls the mines right on top of the evac site

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I drop double mines on the ramp leading up to the top of the plateau map of the "kill x roboBlack person" malevelon creek mission
      >mfw I drop an HMG emplacement right behind them
      >mfw I lock down the entire ramp
      >mfw THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL 'EM AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
      >mfw FUN ALLOWED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just wish one bot ragdolling wouldn't clear out half the minefield by itself

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good lvl7 match
    >few hickups, but smooth operators
    >extracting
    >think i'll fren invite them
    >crashes as pelican is airborne
    at least i got to keep the samples

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crashing on extraction
    but why
    that mission went the full 40 minutes...

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I crashed twice in 3 missions
    Should i just not play for a few days?

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the devs fix the EAT crash bug before giving everyone free EAT's?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is an EAT crash bug? Did i fricking cause my own crashes by actually using EATs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had to do with spamming disposable items like the EAT, and now everyone can do that. IF the devs didn't fix that bug then there's no surprise why people keep crashing left and right,.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason i didnt feel like the phrase "Eurojank" applied to Swedish games
          And yet...

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with morons kicking before you get out of your hellpod prior to joining or before the game starts? Are these morons fricking stupid they can't set their game to private?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are these morons fricking stupid
      yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lobby bug where friends can't join each other unless it's public
      This has been in since launch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't like your strats and think you'll be dead weight probably.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me scorcher
    Luv me grenades launcher
    Luv me smokes
    Luv me democracy
    Simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Champion-pilled.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It reminds me of my grandmother's old car. Also does anyone know if pic related is intentional?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also does anyone know if pic related is intentional?
          what? being covered in blood n shit at the end of the mission, because I'd assume so since its happened to me after new update
          probably just saving your state when you extract, its a nice little feature

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah its neat, I hope they keep it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me 380
      Luv me tesla tower
      Luv me mortar
      Luv me cluster bomb

      Luv me friendlies killed stat being 2-3x higher than my own deaths stat.

      Simple as...

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does SC farming still work after the patch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're never patching that. that's a inherent factor of how SC's work at this point, and they can't even line up the reticle on a sniper rifle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are 100% going to switch to a timegated system when it's not getting new sales a year from now

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the dominator as a stagger-inducing shotty substitute but the fricking puff of smoke it releases after every shot is annoying. It's like I have to aim for the head of something each time between shots because it just obscures it.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking of buying the game, how much of grindfest is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're going to have more resources than you know what to do with by playing casually for 2 weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really big

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      terrible and everyone has already done it so they wont even want you joining their games since they can see you haven't done it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like butter if you pair with good operators, especially the creek vets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the creek vets
        Warning, playing with anyone who refers to the memevalon as "the creek" is a massive redditor homosexual who doesnt play above diff 5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbh anyone who plays into the creek meme makes me cringe uncontrollably. please stop. coworker i played with kept saying "bro bro let's do the melavalon creek bro it's gonna be impossible. The creeeeeek bro remember the creeeeek" kinda shit. fricking homosexual never liked him anyways.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not much. The meta gear are all unlocked at level 10, 15, and 25.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making progress is fairly slow, you'll be spending over a dozen hours to finish up the main battlepass. But there's no dickass content islands or deliberate attempts to force you to pay up to skip the grind or cancerous random-generated equipment and Diablo skill trees. As far as live-service horde games go, it's light on the grind, a bit smoother than Deep Rock Galactic's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you play it on and off for two/three weeks, you will hit cap and have too much resources.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the sleeveless armor, imagine the sweaty armpit porn artists will make of helldiver girls wearing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheers fellow pit enthusiast. I look forward to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw krekk0v already likes the game

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lib penetrator is GOAT now

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he brings the laser rover on 7+ bot
    ALL YOUR DOING IS SHOWING THEM WHERE YOU ARE!

    Bugcels get the rope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no because i'm not moronic enough to walk within ten feet of enemies when walking

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All GAAS devs should be legally required to stream a run of a regular match in their game every 6 months or so. It's directly tracked with so many cases of devs getting shit on for not fixing blatant player issues.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked when the DBD devs had to play a game as killer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fooken dead 'ard lad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no fricking idea what's going on but this looked miserable. How's the game now?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hide behind rock
    >There's a rocket devastator behind it
    >Throw stun grenade
    >Snipe its head
    >There's another
    >Kill it
    >There's a hulk
    >Kill it
    >There's two more devastators
    >The frick?
    >Kill them
    >There's another hulk
    >What the frick???
    >Check difficulty
    >I joined a Helldive by accident
    Whoops

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jamming signal sound effect persists after jamming goes away
    >Lasts the entire mission, as if the bots try to hack my brain
    >Jamming sound effect persists, on the bridge of the destroyer after mission

    This game is a bit
    It might have needed a little bit more time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This game is a bit
      Pretty good bit not gonna lie. Made me chuckle many times.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is the new shit I don't see anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only new stuff added recently is the hmg and laser cannon, the armor isn't officially out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh gotcha, so these guys are cheating them in. Npnp thanks m8

        I don't respond to tranime watchers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's two new bot enemy types, gunships that spawn from a hanger similar to the bug shriekers, and giant bot AT-ATs that constantly spawn devestators.

        Also a handful of new random events. I experienced a blue meteor shower I haven't seen before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he plays below diff7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gunship factories seem to be pretty common. I have yet to run into a fabricator walker though.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unsafe railgun on bots is doing some nasty work boys. Well aimed shots on hulk faces can easily 1 shot and I take out groups of 2 or 3 hulks in the same amount of shots. Very nasty gun for bots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of all my complaints about the new changes, putting the meter next to the sight seems like such an obvious fricking thing and I'm glad to have it.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are wee little babs in this thread that don't exclusively play on helldive
    Holy fricking shit..............................

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Calls it Helldive
      >Not Haz 9
      Pleb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you in it or not?!!?!

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Execute all minegays

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >P2W doomposter was right
    How long until they nerfed every single free weapon into uselessness? They can't nerf the paid stuff so it's only buffs from now on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not having all warbonds unlocked already
      >not having enough sc just from playing to buy the next few warbonds too
      NGMI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic? I have all the warbonds unlocked but it's just fricked the base weapons are turning shit because of the moronic devs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You already the warbonds, but you say it's p2w because...?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. paypiggy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't spent a dime. Still have all the warbonds, super shop armors and 10k sc more to spend.
              Stay mad, Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice job outing yourself

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get cybernetic upgrades in the future. I don't want airstrikes, I want to equip strength and speed augments and an arm cannon and run around like the cyborg commando in Tiberian Sun.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >love poison gas strike for its short cooldown and it generally fricks off when i'm done with it
    >throw it in a foggy canyon on a bug breach thinking im by myself
    >"wow that is really hard to see god damn"
    >team charges into it to clear the bug nest
    >REINFORCEMENTS AVAILABLE
    >kicked before i could bail on the mission
    I'm so fricking sorry

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Airburst Rocket Launcher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shriekers don't fly like that...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yet...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shreiker flocks become a thing

          They should patrol the map like that, nests are a joke now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Flocks of shreikers patrol the map
            >Gunships fly around with their search lights
            Would be kino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            agreed, they are squishy enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shreiker flocks become a thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the weapon looks like it fricks over helldiver men

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is why they wanted developers with military experience
    >this is why the game has attention to detail commonly found in military simulation games
    >this is why the game actually feels like ARMA in space
    IT'S TIME YOU homosexualS COME TO TERMS THAT HELLDIVERS 2 IS A MILLYSIM PARADISE

    TIME TO LEARN SQUAD TACTICS FOR FUTURE HELLDIVE CONTENT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Milsim
      Lmao nazihead would kill their game to appeal to larping teenage chuds. Rogue Core will end this game just like nazi empire in 1945;)

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys use first person or just regular third?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the situation. I switch between the two often enough.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do chuds love this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why should anyone even bother responding to you if you're just trolling?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious why chuds flock to this game like cattle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >righttoids:haha nazi things, this game seems me
      >liberals: not the hecken nazis, they are so evil
      >leftist: haha nazi things, at least its satire

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they're nazis because they have guns and don't hate themselves

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think the illuminate flying unit will be

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was there a motorcycle in the first game?
    a motorcycle would be worthwhile if you want to run heavy armor so you can still traverse the map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play DRG for better armor

      the weapon looks like it fricks over helldiver men

      Come play DRG for a femboy bf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >was there a motorcycle in the first game?
      Yeah. It had a sidecar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but this game will be dead and abandoned by then, better luck next time chud in the mean time go touch grass incel

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AMR can't kill walkers with bodyshots from the front
    >AMR can't shoot down gunships
    >AMR can't blow up bot fabricators
    >AMR can't be used in third person mode
    >AMR has no splash damage
    >AMR has crooked sights
    Why the FRICK would you EVER use this worthless cuck gun over the Autocannon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to larp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      army reserve gays who fantasized about being a ranger despite that never being in the realm of possibility for them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the autocannon can do all of those things, why do you need four of them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the only thing better than doing all of that is doing it 4x in parallel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does your friend group need four people to take down one gunship or fabricator? Isn't one guy enough? Are you guys missing a lot or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about, schizo? If you have 4 autocannons, you shoot 4 different things at once and beat the mission 4 times faster.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why can't one guy shoot the four gunships? It shouldn't take that long. I don't understand why your friends NEED four guys to deal with these problems when no one else does...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand because you're a stupid b***h who can't follow simple lines of reasoning and are arguing exclusively with the strawman inside your head.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My reasoning seems fine.
                one guy on my team can easily deal with four targets -> we don't need four autocannons
                four guys on your team struggle to deal with one target -> you need four autocannons
                Are you still playing on a lower difficulty or something? Eventually you'll be able to do it too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If one guy shoots 4 targets, 4 guys are shooting 16 targets and everything dies for free. Shut the frick up, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you're imagining Helldives will drop sixteen Hulks on you at once since you haven't played it yet and it sounds scary, but once you finally reach that level, you'll realize it's not that big a deal.
                We're completing it just fine. Maybe your friend group should try challenging themselves while you're still playing on the lower difficulties? Try to delegate tasks next time you guys play. We normally only have one or two guys on armor duty.

                I'm down to give you tips if you need it. What's your Steam? We could play together some time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We normally only have one or two guys on armor duty
                That's why I'm so mad about the Arc nerf. I took the role of clearing chaff and knocking out patrols that were impossible to avoid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In DRG shitty nerfs don't happen come play

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can do far better in DRG with the new season coming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AMR can't blow up bot fabricators
      shoot it into the door not the hatch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AMR can't kill walkers with bodyshots from the front
      ?
      Yes it can. Shoot the wienerpit twice and it explodes.

      >AMR can't shoot down gunships
      Shoot the engines.

      >AMR can't blow up bot fabricators
      That's what grenades and airstrikes are for.

      >AMR can't be used in third person mode
      Skill issue

      >AMR has no splash damage
      Why would it need it? Splash damage from the Autocannon has killed both me and other people before.

      >AMR has crooked sights
      Skill issue

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do spawn rates feel absolutely fricked for anyone else after this update? Just tried to do a difficulty 5 and it felt harder than it had any right to be

    Coming from someone who usually plays in the 7 and 9 range

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the mentally ill Sheep Rock Galactic gay that shows up in all of these threads to try and meme morons into playing his dead game. Hes like the moronic stepchild that desperately wants his crayon drawing put up on the fridge but its so fricking shit that mommy keeps telling him that they are all out of magnets and maybe next time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He reminds me of the Valerie poster from /crpg/ but those fricking weirdos embrace shit like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being abelist for one and two DRG is doing better than ever and will be far more beloved than Chudshitlords poo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"will be"

        Maybe next time champ

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you deal with gunships and their factories now? I'm asking for a friend. Please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AC will knock down gunships. the factory needs a hellbomb right next to it to die. And i mean right next to it <10m

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of hellbombs, whats with towers fricking up hellbomb placement? The strat orb just kinda fricking rolls around near it and never actually turns into the beacon and you just have to call it in over and over and over until it finally feels like working.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They made so you can't just drop an orbital right on top of them to make the objective trivial but it they can't differentiate between different drops so we have to deal with that bullshit when trying to get a hell bomb that close too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Orbitals dont seem like they damage it anyway though? I watch my tarded rando team throw half a dozen airstrikes and lasers on it and it didnt seem to even scratch it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The orbital bombardments can destroy it (at least the 380 if not he 120), though they don't need to be on top of it to have a chance of hitting it anyway.
              I didn't say it made sense, but like the games weapons, that's just the broken ass logic they use.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're close enough to the jamming tower for the hellbomb to blow it up, then you've earned it. I don't get how this supposedly trivializes the objective, considering that you can't shoot it and must stand there to manually arm it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think he meant the eye of Sauron towers, not the jamming towers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, strat jammers are ez. Usually can just throw a nade in the fab attached to it. If not then the terminal usually only takes a few seconds. Sauron though seems like you need to drop the bomb halfway down the fricking hill and hope it reaches because the entire top section is inaccessible to strats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sprint for the factory, drop a hellbomb, blow it up. You NEED to do it fast. Your teammates are blowing up the initial wave of gunships that spawn as you do this. The longer you stick around, the more unmanageable it is. If they get off a bot drop, it's over. You can't fight the drop and the gunship spam and the patrols which automatically converge on your position all at once. You get in and out without triggering the alarm, or you don't do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If they get off a bot drop, it's over. You can't fight the drop and the gunship spam and the patrols which automatically converge on your position all at once.

        Heh nothin personal kiddo, orbital laser go bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is my CPU at 90% while playing this and my GPU is at like 1%, wtf is going on?

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