>Her comics tank
>Her show tanks
And now:
>Her game tanks
Is she a jinx? Why do they keep pushing her?
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>Her show tanks
And now:
>Her game tanks
Is she a jinx? Why do they keep pushing her?
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>Why do they keep pushing her?
Literally for the sake of diversity. Marvel desperately wants to pander to mudslimes
And we dont want to be represented by a women who shows off her hair and is somehow religious in a universe full of literal god beings anyways. No matter how you spin it, its blasphemy.
Overall a lose-lose, i have no idea who greenlight this
>And we dont want to be represented by a women who shows off her hair
It's funny how the people who pander to [insert minority demographic] never know anything about the culture they're pandering to and simply want to project their white liberal (see: israelite) idea of what a person should be on a character that's a few shades darker than themselves
There are countless Muslim women who don't wear hijab. The point of her character is to not just be a Muslim stereotype amid a sea of Muslim stereotypes.
Ironically her family members are all stereotypes, though.
t. read volume one for a class
She is a stereotype - of a mystery meat college coon that took a single polisci class and now thinks they know how the world works
I thought Captain Britain was a muslim woman? Is that not enough?
No anon you're confusing with London's mayor, captain part and parcel, or in short, CPP.
What is a stereotype if being a Muslim is a set of identifiable things to adhere to that are common among the rest of Muslims
>muh stereotype
So they when into the opposite direction and gave her 0 Muslim characteristics, to the point that her being Muslim is just a quirky character trait like heterochromia. Very disrespectful if you ask me
Marvel comics are apart of the college curriculum now?
>NOOOOOOOOO WOMEN CAN'T SHOW HAIR
Mudslimes are a joke.
>And we dont want to be represented by a women who shows off her hair and is somehow religious in a universe full of literal god beings anyways. No matter how you spin it, its blasphemy.
based akhi
Did PewDiePie convert?
i don't think so. the image is just an edit since he mentioned he wants to read the quran once
Not yet 😉
> its blasphemy.
Someone gets it
Not even muslim and reading it pissed me off
I have several muslim colleagues who show their hair
I have a majority of muslim colleagues who don't show their hair
keyword majority
In what country do you live?
>inb4 burgeristan
الله يهديهم
NuMuslims in the US are converted prisonners, they do it the hard way, when the rest of the real muslim world is greatlu mellowing down, most of north Africa stopped wearing anything on their head, and even enjoy drinking and smoking. Iran male the news because it's becoming a rarity in the religion now.
It's also pretty common among old Muslim communities in Europe to just show hair. Pic related, they are Finnish Tatars who have lived there for over two centuries. They are also literally only Muslim group in Finland who have managed to build their own mosque by themselves and are running it with their own money.
women now show their hair where I'm from, not big deal since all they want to be western now.
>is somehow religious in a universe full of literal god beings anyways
That generally always breaks my suspension of disbelief in a lot of fantasy/sci-fi. If supernatural phenomena is objectively true and can be reliable observed, then what basis there even is for having faith based religions?
Faith itself
It was written by a coalburning white woman convert.
Half of Iran is on fire right fricking now because women are choosing to show their hair.
Yo, is that Jordan Peterson?
Imagine if Iran falls next to a foreign op like Ukraine did. CIAbros, we cannot stop winning. Why is Russia so shit at puppet-stating?
America can't die any sooner.
When the mob, and the press, and the whole world tell you to move, you plant yourself like a tree, beside the river of truth, and you say 'no, you move'
L-let's go babe
i have no idea who this is
A shitty Mary Sue character. Basically her super power is a direct rip off of Mr. Fantastic from Fantastic Four, she's a huge Avengers nerd who wrote a contest winning fanfic that all the Avengers fanboy over and the only reason anyone praises her character is because she's Muslim.
>she's Muslim
does she actually follow her faith
>does she actually follow her faith
take a guess
She says the same thing when she looks at my….you know….
Piglike face?
Why are you SO BALD
I dunno let's go play XBAWKS
this is how i know its a israelite writing this. You are just making a mockery of it at this point. Just have her prostitute herself out, drink beer and never pray at this point.
>oh but she actually really wants to eat pork, isnt that cute teehee?
>even though if you really follow the teachings properly, you straight up have to be vegetarian if you go to places like America
Mudslimes deserved to be mocked anyway.
I'm not even a Muslim and this seems offensive.
>does she actually follow her faith
She's American, what do you think?
From what I vaguely remember reading at one time, no. She fails in pretty much every way. She doesn't wear a hijab, eats pork from what I remember, and fricks non muslim white dudes.
she follows the american islam
Let me get this straight, so you go to a mosque, without respecting the rules there by at least covering up when you enter it. Only to exclaim that you committed a sin of kissing a non-mahram, an infidel at that. And said imam of the place just shrugs it off and actually encourages her.
Damn, its almost as if she is just a cartoon mockery of whatever the frick she is supposed to represent. Now if only they could show a gay wedding in that masjid where everyone drinks alcohol and eats pork.
>pork.
uhhhm sweaty ? it's called infidel meat.
potato potato
That's just how minorities are treated in most U.S. media now. If you aren't white, then you must be incredibly progressive and not even remotely conservative in your actions, or at least if you are a good guy. Also, I remembered the page that I saw when I earlier said she fricks white guys. While I don't have it on hand, it has another muslim telling her that what she does is against their religion, and the strip presents the muslim as a borderline incel bigot. So that's what the author thinks of actual muslims.
I for one enjoy the sitcom version of islam.
Not even a muslim and this is some cringy and disrespecful shit
>The haram police.
she follows it in the sense that she is like how white liberals in america think that muslims follow it.
>only reason anyone praises her character is because she's Muslim.
Also her father is spider-man
Basically an official OC Mary Sue character. This is basically all you need to see to understand just how hilariously bad she is.
Mefisto aka Miss Fist aka Misto Fisto aka Handarella aka Fingoria
I think her name is actually "The Longette"
>forgetting Fister Sister the Sister Fister
Sometimes comic book reader here. All I know about her is that she's genderbent muslim Mr Fantastic that took Ms Marvel's name. (I legit have no idea if she has other powers except the stretchy limbs. That's the only powers I see her have anytime she shows up in anything.)
She's not as bad as Miles Morales and I haven't seen her pushed nearly as much as that cancer but again, I don't read many comics anymore. I remember reading a decent storytime of a fun team-up book with Moon Knight on Ganker that had really good art.
>I need to enter a thread about a character I don't know about to tell everyone how I don't know about it to show off how little I care about modern stuff and how cool I am
Did I get it right?
They want another Miles Morales, i.e. an "inclusive" character that doesn't piss people off like Ironheart or America Chavez did.
Problem is they're shoving her in as ungracefully as they did those other two.
Miles Morales is a good character. They want to skip that part and just get praised because they put in a chunky sandBlack person without doing the work of making her an actual character people have a reason to care about.
Miles is and was a shit character in every form of media except the new movie. They pushed him for a solid decade and it finally paid off I guess.
>Miles Morales is a good character.
A character that has no relation to Peter Parker, but just so happens to get the exact same powers he did, the exact same way, right after his death, and follows him up by taking the mantle of Spider-Man... oh, but wait! He's got electric powers too!
Miles Morales is OC tier, and seeing him get pushed into every form of Spider-Man media by either replacing Peter Parker or acting as a sidekick is Chris-Chan's wet dream, it'd be the same as SEGA pushing Sonichu suddently.
>Miles Morales is a good character.
Describe Miles' character.
Dumbass kid with swagger
So "Black person"?
But good
everyone shitted on the Black folkpider for being a discount Peter Parker with extra powers to make up the lack of creativity it had
and only after the spiderverse movie it went from absolutely despised to bearable at best as a sidekick
Miles and Peter capably coexist in the main universe, which is more than can be said for most Marvel diversity heroes
disney is just running out of characters to milk
>all these iconic characters but they decided to go with a sand Black person
I hope the woke points were worth it.
>name character ms marvel
>give her powers of mr fantastic
gee, I wonder why no one likes her.
It's some white/israeli californian liberal's latinxsona
same reason velma is now a poo
same reason nusaints row's leads are brown females
same reason forspoken's mc is a nigress
Forspoken isn't based on another IP so that one rings a bit hollow. But accurate otherwise.
Forspoken was derived from Agni's Philosophy.
Because liberals in California want to roleplay as minorities, just like otherkins or furries.
But they do it by self inserting with their Black folkonas into the media.
And as they're horrible people, they insert horrible people in the media.
>forspoken's mc is a nigress
At least she's a frickable one.
>frickable
Ella is cute, that abortion that came on the other end of the face scan is not.
Wow .. we're being genocided, bros
Fictional redheads certainly are. Are there any left at this point?
Hope not. Gingers aren't people.
Ginger hate literally started with South Park
No you ignorant dumbass, it started with christians accusing them of being demon spawn, which later evolved to red hair = witches
Look it up, anon, you are embarrassing yourself
>source: the israelite and his goy that made south park
No one cares about Marvel anymore. Just be glad political correctness is officially dying in the US and in a few years, we'll be back to normal again.
>Just be glad political correctness is officially dying in the US and in a few years, we'll be back to normal again.
um no
>Marvel comics isn't paying its writers
>cartoons ended and there's no money to make new ones
>Ubisoft cancelled 7 games and it's stock plummeted
Doesn't matter. They'll keep going until they can't anymore.
We got to the point where they can't anymore.
>giant bomb, gamestop and polygon are getting layoffs
>dnd made the pr nightmare of the decade
I don't think you understand what I mean by "until they can't anymore". I mean literally until they break completely. 100% failure
You can't make multimillion dollar productions without money
They changed the open license so they get 25% of the sales, the other companies took advantage of that and a massive exodus started
Wait for the cancelation
>dnd made the pr nightmare of the decade
Please elaborate, last things i heard about were wheelchairs and wheelchair-accessible dungeons. Did they do something even more stupid?
You know how Blizzard and Dota situation right?
Its the same situation.
sweety no. to them that just means they're not woke enough and not pandering hard enough
the iron heart film is still in the works and they'll probably shit out a game tie in
>That dialogue
Wow what a c**t she needs correction
>Just be glad political correctness is officially dying
>How to tell people you're a zoomer
im sure they made a healthy profit from the game sales
all the marvel shows are tanking
>im sure they made a healthy profit from the game sales
Nope.
https://www.engadget.com/marvels-avengers-wont-receive-official-support-after-september-30th-171152214.html
>The effective end of Marvel’s Avengers won’t come as a surprise to fans. In November 2020, two months after the game went on sale, publisher Square Enix said it had failed to recoup the cost of making the title. From that point forward, the company seemed reluctant to put any more money behind the project.
The game was a major flop and they're already dropping support and shutting down the cosmetics shop this year.
Brown sugar.
>cuteness transcends everything
>is ugly
Her big hands are so nasty.
Her first comic run was INSANELY popular. I can't begin to stress how much the first issues sold like they were gold itself. As it went on quality dipped, other writers didn't write her as endearingly and in the end, she's now seen as just a quota ticker.
First issues always sell well. The sales after 6 months are what should be considered regarding a character's popularity and, from what I can remember, her series never last more than 1 to 2 years due to massive sales slumps.
>Can inflate body parts
>Doesn't increase her booba
I know her hand is supposed to be near the camera but it just looks big. I get it's hard to draw forced perspective but come on.
homie she can enlarge her limbs at will, it's not a botched attempt at perspective
I know this board is known for trolling but you must think I'm pretty stupid to believe she has one big hand. That would be terrible character design that literally zero women would like.
she is trans and trans women have large hands
OK guys you can stop trollong now lol
It’s not trolling, it’s a perfectly cromulent word
Her pseudo catch phrase is literally "embiggen"
>it just looks big.
that's because it is
She has a game?
The Avengers game that's getting shut down this year
Because she was basically made in the image of marvel higher up with unironic Clinton connections.
Where's the breast expansion art?
They are still at it?
>Is she a jinx
but Jinx is hot and successful
Dummies should have taken a cue from The 99 on how to do muslim super heroes.
>Why do they keep pushing her?
out of touch execs think pandering this terribly to muslims will bring in a new audience when their main characters are all they are known for.
The funny part is that the initial run was actually fairly decent. I was expecting an abomination when the character was first introduced since it was around the lowest point for Marvel's writing (at the time), but I gave it a chance and it wasn't overtly disrespectful towards everyone and everything like all the other trash they were writing at the time. Sucks to hear they screwed up the one good thing that came out of that abomination of an era.
For context of what the other trash of the time was;
>Cansor getting a free pass from a female supervillain for having a pussy
>Squirrel Girl. I shouldn't have to elaborate, Squirrel Girl
>Superior Spider-Man
I'm also bummed out about Superior Spidey, because demonstratively it's a good concept that can work if you put it in the hands of LITERALLY ANYONE BUT DAN SLOTT. Other writers that utilized the concept utilized it well, Slott just had an axe to grind for no particular reason and wanted to piss off fans for no particular payoff (this is well-documented fact from sources ranging from interviews to him literally bragging about it on twatter)
Should I be embarrased for liking Superior Enemies of Spiderman?
That was a fun book from what I recall.
shit design, shit power
i wonder why
You know why.
She's so fricking bad, though. Please just retire her and hire a towelhead to make a towelhead superhero if you need it that badly, this diversity hire is a fricking embarrassment. To literally everyone.
>single-handedly takes down post-post-post-post wall Square Enix
Thank you based infidel meat rider.
isn't she the self insert character for on of the Marvel executives?
not a fan of marvel and comics guy but why do they recycle the same 5~7 heros ad infinitum ? at least in manga while you have tropes that repeat sometimes the characters look different and are different for the most part.
Because nobody gives a shit about comics and they are a money pit. The real money is that you can turn it into a more profitable medium like movies or a TV show or a cartoon, and then you can plaster it on merchandise. And the merchandise is the real moneymaker for every IP on the planet from video games like Mario and Pokemon to comic books to movies like Star Wars.
Think about how much shit you see with the Superman logo, the Batman logo, the Spider-Man spider or web patterns. So if a character sticks in one way or the other, might as well try to see how far you can take it.
Everything is just a race to see what people will buy t-shirts of. It's the same in the west as it is in the east. There was a minor story about Shueisha(Shonen Jump's owner) trying to trademark green and black checker patterns and being rejected because it's literally just green and black squares, all because that's the pattern of the MC from Demon Slayer. Think about how much shit you can put a green and black checker on and upsell it because it's merchandise from the hottest anime/manga of the season? Tanjiro's patterned hakama, replica patch jackets from Attack on Titan, fricking t-shirts with Anya or Pochita on it, Gundam models, Naruto headbands, etc.
i hate it.
>It's the same in the west as it is in the east.
i agree but at least tanjiro is new and exciting. this guy didn't exist 20~30 years back so i can be excited for what's gonna happen to him by the end of his story. on the other hand marvel just has a new version of spider man every two years except this time he's black/woman/pig etc.
>inb4 dragonball
no one cares for that they're not the poster boys. from what i see of comics the old heros like batman are still the poster boys(which sucks since i actually used to like batman when i was a kid before resizing his story just gets retold every year)
She was the product of Obama era Muslim apologia. Marvel exploited the shit out of 9/11 and the anti Muslim sentiment that arose in its wake(modern marvel doesn't exist without i.e.d.'s and iron man blasting jihadis). In the 2010's that sentiment shifted and in order to appear more progressive and remorseful for its 00's era attitudes they designed Kamala by committee. She fricking sucks, and everyone knows it. Also her powers are grotesque and do not sell well to mainline audiences.
Marvel fricking lost their minds after 9/11, It's like they all stop being heroes overnight & became celebrities with powers.
It fricking broke the entire company
Doom would not cry at 9/11
>Spider-Man is made a deal with the Devil
>She-Hulk who was a flirt is now the biggest bawd of all of fiction.
>Beast is a War Criminal
The inmates are running the asylum.
>She-Hulk who was a flirt is now the biggest bawd of all of fiction.
I only know the joke about her (not) sleeping with Juggernaut. What's she doing these days?
Doom was sad he wasn't the one to do it.
>What's she doing these days?
That last 8 issues of her current comic is just her stuffing her facing with food, Grooming Jack of Hearts, & Spewing how she doesn't believe in Good & Evil anymore.
To think this is the same company who approved this.
The one crying should've been Kingpin tbh
I love JMS and have nothing but fond memories of his Spidey run, but this fricking 9/11 comic, man. I still can't get over it. Like, fricking Kingpin, yeah, maybe he'd be upset about an attack on 'his city' but Magneto and Dr Doom?
Isn't Magneto's goal to eliminate humanity altogether?
Magnus is probably the second most reasonable one to be upset about it
He'll turn it into a
>muh nazis
metaphor but he can see the war and tyranny writing on the walls
Doom and Juggernaut especially have zero fricking excuse. Juggs fricking took down the towers himself in one book and laughed about it.
Capeshit is indoctrination media where the customers pay for their own indoctrination with their own (already-taxed) money.
>Sana Amanat, Marvel’s Muslim VP of Content and Character Development and Ms. Marvel co-creator, is the cousin of Huma Abedin, Hilary Clinton’s longtime aide.
>The Amanat family donated as much as $1.2 million dollars to various Clinton foundations and initiatives. In turn, perhaps due to their family connection to Huma, the Clinton State Department assisted two of Sana’s brothers in accessing UN funds and partnerships, along with directly granting $1.35 million via the State Department
I think the Unspottable Fingoria is the most epic of all teh marvel heroes
BIG HANDS, RUN!!!
>Is she a Jinx?
No, Jinx would probably do much better if they put her in the spotlight.
made for Cyborg
Jinx in live action would be in that fricked spot because the popular one is the TT one while the comic one nobody gives a frick about was a brown girl.
Well, nothing stopping them from using the clearly better version. Plenty of redesigns and mishmashing already happening in comics.
It'd be hard with all the raging about white washing. And cartoon fans would probably hate a mashing due to the requirements of making her more egyption like vs. her anime style.
>kino 90s x-men cartoon is coming back
>already confirmed to be pozzed
frick marvel so much
As an ex-/co/mrade let me tell you guys one thing, there's not any other entertainment medium with SO MUCH BULLSHIT as comic books, easily 90% of the output is absolute trash made to launder money or something like that, because there's no way to justify it otherwise, shit just doesn't makes sense from any logic standpoint.
And yes, there are some good stuff here and there even from the big 2 like Thano's Quest or CoiE that are worth a read, but those are blips on a industry with almost a century of history, do yourself a favor and read Miracleman, why you ask?, because that's the magnum opus of the genre and once you read that there's nothing worth to read in that pitiful industry ever again.
The only reason this character got as far as she did is because of current politics. She is female, ethnic and I guess a lesbian. Regardless of those, her character is fricking stupid specially her lame ass powers. She can make her limbs really big and some other shit that does not make sense but included to make her seem less dull I guess. Seriously, shit character in a universe full of those that deserve way more attention.
>lesbian muslim
Pretty sure that's asking for a stoning
Not a lesbian (yet), but canonically a fujo who reads smut on capes.
Remember when Marvel comics almost tanked and were only saved by the Spider-Man movies? Comic gays really are delusional.
To be fair, Marvel was saved for a second time when a random movie about a forgettable c-list superhero was a surprise hit beyond a summer blockbuster and launched the MCU.
Marvel is now trying to make it happen again with their new c-list characters.
Iron Man was c-list? I remember seeing him in all sorts of shit when I was a kid though.
He was a permanent member of the avengers, but he didn't push merchandise or his own books. As real work technology progressed and real work war fatigue set in, Iron Man became less popular over time. He's kind of an inverse Spiderman, kids couldn't identify with him and science wasn't cool anymore.
Iron Man was trope staple but B-C list. Pretty much any char who was a regular on avengers was deemed unable to sell books on their own as the team was made to push second stringers.
if you were still a kidn in the last 10-15 years sure
but even further back he was as
and
a filler character in the Avenger comics. His few individual comics were pretty shit due to even shitter villains and his trademark armor looked clunky as frick, not to mention Stark was always the drunk butthole nobody liked
the movie skyrocketed due to a combination of RDJ making a horrible character look funny and "cool", as well as for the props and effort they made to pull off a modern version of the iron man suit that didn't look like shit
Didn't Civil War also tank Iron Man's popularity a lot before the movie came out?
Doesn't she have different powers in the show?
I'M A LITTLE GIRL AND I WON'T GET SPOTTED!
You're a little girl and you got spotted.
>Is she a jinx?
No
All the legacy characters are trash that only keep receiving books because of editorial mandate pushing progressivism. Any other character would be canceled and shoveled into d-tier where they belong if they had sales as terrible as Kamala or Miles.
I was gonna greentext inhumans but they've made her a fricking mutant in the new show which is an insult
Seems pretty decent to me.
that's just a remade reed since he's +2 but without the only card drawback
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
The artist really messsd up the perpective here. Her hand ends up looking big rather than closer to the camera.
Anon. Are you moronic? Do you know what her powers are?
Because the only people who want to write her are the kind of people who huff their own farts and think anyone who doesn't CONSOOM their work is a bigot. Theoretically, a decent writer could come and make a property with her that would actually be good and warm people up to her character, but realistically that's never going to fricking happen because if someone is a good enough writer they're not going to debase themselves in that slogging eternal highschool lunchroom real politik nightmare of a company and industry to begin with.
Victim of extreme pushing and synergy. She was a popular and well rounded character in her own world. Then decided she needed to fit into everything so they killed her supporting cast, escalated her into every team they could think of, and lost what made her unique to get generic brown girl points.
This same shit would have killed spider-man back in the day. But instead with him they paced him by keeping him in his own books and just doing random team ups on his terms when the other hero needed a sales boost.
Ganker does indeed think this is the pinnacle of comedy.
That can't be a real page. Jesus christ that art.
That's one of the better pages.
After 9/11 they just hired any random Hispanic from art school.
yes and because her first run sold decent so they want to replicate that bjt they are failing
They gave the lamest superhero the most unflattering power they could have come up with. She's not lanky, she's not funny, and her design feels unfit for the power.
People thought the 90's were bad, That shit was harmless, The 00's straight-up larped as HBO & ruined characters.
>modern marvel tanks after shoehorning diversity
many such cases
>Green Goblin is good now
WTF