Destroyer is probably not an accurate term but... okay? There is nothing wrong with an indie developer choosing to make a game with a diverse cast of characters.
Because nu-males are obsessed with that, anyone who draws like this but isn't actually working for Disney is a massive red flag on anything they are involved with, they don't work on real animation companies for a reason
Suki's the one with the birthmarks. All of them got some weird blemish or quirk or whatever. From a first glance, Lily and Denali might look alright, but if they don't come with some bodily disfigurement you can bet your ass they're psychopaths, depressed, bipolar or a combination of all that.
There's imperfections and then there's "Every character must tick 3 off a checkbox".
Your average person has nothing notable about them. Nothing bad, nothing great, just normal. If you want it accurate, make 40% of the cast overweight to obese, but otherwise nothing special. There, now it's accurate to the real world.
Except the ones born in America. Brown people are all fine and dandy until they're actually brought to our countries and taught to hate white people in college.
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>in college.
Brother, they teach that shit way before then
because of the total pop. They're still a fraction compared to the Mexican and White hordes. Granted, that still does mean enough people to have entire cities of Asians. K towns and J towns are everywhere
because of the total pop. They're still a fraction compared to the Mexican and White hordes. Granted, that still does mean enough people to have entire cities of Asians. K towns and J towns are everywhere
Hawaii has the most Asians. California and Alaska are close behind it.
But that forest is ugly as sin. All the trees look the same and it probably doesn't have any cool snakes and lizards and shit.
That said, the north does have moose which are absolutely bitchin.
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If you're okay with hiking, Juneau does have a pretty cool glacier that forms a lake that feeds the town with the freshest water known to man. The mountain lake is surrounded by beautiful flowers, and you can even go inside the ice caves.
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And here's the ice caves
I've always wanted to live in Juneau but living my whole life in suburban Florida I feel like people wouldn't like me there
But god its so beautiful. I hate the heat so much
Juneau is actually mostly empty for a large chunk of the year. It's built to house around 40k people, but during the off season only about 20 - 25k people live there. The locals are happy to accommodate visitors during the Winter, but the summer visitors are about as annoying as Snowbirds are down south.
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>travelers are welcome but tourists are rodents
yeah i can understand that sentiment
The entire country of Norway is north of Juneau. The city is classified as being in a rainforest. Pretty comfy, though it does dip below freezing in the winter. It's 39F right now, and the high for today is 43F
I've always wanted to live in Juneau but living my whole life in suburban Florida I feel like people wouldn't like me there
But god its so beautiful. I hate the heat so much
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I wish I lived in florida. The keys were a level of comfy that I don't think can be replicated. They had fucking wild roosters running around.
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>I wish I lived in florida.
no you don't >The keys were a level of comfy that I don't think can be replicated
you went during the winter. But when you live here all year, and it gets up to 90 in October, and you realize there is nothing interesting here except for the beaches, then you'll want to leave real quick.
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It was the summer when I went. I really like humid heat.
Bro, I saw a big green lizard one time too. That nigga was the size of a small dog.
1 month ago
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>I really like humid heat.
well i don't. its complete hell.
but im too poor to move or even travel, so oh well
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The thing with Juneau - and most of Alaska - is that the population is mostly from out of state. There are very few communities where the majority of people have lived there for more than 2 generations. Alaska in general is made up of recent imports from the rest of the US who just want to get away from the problems of the Lower 48. They don't have much of a local culture other than the Pax Americana culture that became dominant after WW2.
Having visited a lot of Alaska, it's - practically speaking - not really any different culturally than Ohio or Florida.
95%asian
1 white guy and he is the lead programmer
wtf i thought indians and chinks were good at programming.
also that old woman photo sticks out like a sore thumb.
10/10 would not play
>with shoulders this wide
nah. its a tranny self insert with some "quirks" slapped on.
its a whole thing how artists, especially beginners, tend to unintentionally draw their characters with characteristics of themselves because they use themselves as anatomical reference or because they are most familiar with how they themselves look. especially noticeable with faces
so how's she gonna move into your farm? and attend the festivals? You lug her around in a barrel or something? Also will she just lay eggs and you splooge on them? No benis in bagina sex?
What the fuck is up with Semeru, dude is clearly the go-to choice in this crap, dude looks like an hyperborean god that wishes to breed you to bring the next hitler and with him the golden eras of mankind.
Alt-right is National Socialist. It's alternate because it's actually based on a leftwing ideology. Conservativse, Neocons, and Libertarians are not Alt-right
>with shoulders this wide
nah. its a tranny self insert with some "quirks" slapped on.
its a whole thing how artists, especially beginners, tend to unintentionally draw their characters with characteristics of themselves because they use themselves as anatomical reference or because they are most familiar with how they themselves look. especially noticeable with faces
I don't know anything about the game, but just from glancing at this, it really doesn't seem like the kind of "diversity" that exists to subert traditional fan expectations and create outragebait. If anything I'm surprised there aren't any total landwhales, which is based
you just know the artist has some weird shit on their pc. they are 10000000000000000% cp connoseuirs. what the fuck, i get serial killer vibes looking at this. creepy ahhhh
Alright, am I the only one who sees this art style and knows it's gay? I don't know what it is, but there is this very specific style to drawing that used to be popular on tumblr, and which is pretty much always used by homosexuals to draw other homosexuals as part of some shipping fanart. And this is exactly that style. I look at these characters, and I know they are gay, and I know their creator is gay. Their gay style betrays the gayness of everyone involved. Does anyone know what I'm talking about here, or am I crazy?
globohomo safe queer disney corporate style
but the creator is probably not gay, this is a female art style born from a tumblrite, it's probably a woman who is married but uses they/them pronouns
You're not alone on this. We call it the Tumblr style, or the cal-arts style which is more associated with Steven Universe bean mouth but it shares a lot of the same line work as this one. Some might just call it woke now.
If you like stardew, you'll probably like this as well.
I'm just waiting for it to come out proper to play it again, last time I played I got to the end of summer.
If your brain hasn't been completely destroyed by culture-war brain rot you'll probably enjoy this, that's all
>If your brain hasn't been completely destroyed by culture-war brain rot you'll probably enjoy this, that's all
Anon maybe you should try more games, I'd rather play sandrock than this garbage if we are talking about stardew clones
Stardew Valley's playerbase is like 55% women and 45% men. It's actually pretty fun going to their side of the community and seeing their opinions on the game, particularly because Ganker threads are like 95% men and 90% straight. There's around 7 - 8 homosexuals and 3 women that browse those threads.
>We encourage you to express how you feel about it >Only if you express it in the way we like it though
It amazing these people can walk and talk at the same time. Stop trying to pretend to be inclusive and just say it plainly already: whoever doesn't agree with you, will be banned.
>this is a space for everyone >im gay >YOU FUCKING homosexual GET OUT OF HERE >*gets banned* >NOOOO I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INCLUSIVE AND WELCOMING TO ALL PEOPLE
It's the friend - enemy distinction philosopher Carl Schmitt wrote about. Our side is good, and we allow them to get away with heinous acts because they are doing it for a good reason. Their side is bad, so we don't allow them to post any contrary opinions or facts.
As a heterosexual white male, none of these characters are attractive enough to make me want to play your post-tumblr disney princess-inspired circlejerk.
The thing about millennial writing is they can never write about anything outside of themselves or their friend group. I can recognize all of these characters at my local liberal college campus.
It's true though, I feel like Gen X did a much better job at drawing in experience from outside of their immediate network. They also incorporated influences and interests outside of their direct media of choice which made it more unique. Of course there's exceptions, Stardew Valley does a pretty stellar job at character portrayal but it's also more focused on the setting and the farming aspect.
It's true though, I feel like Gen X did a much better job at drawing in experience from outside of their immediate network. They also incorporated influences and interests outside of their direct media of choice which made it more unique. Of course there's exceptions, Stardew Valley does a pretty stellar job at character portrayal but it's also more focused on the setting and the farming aspect.
Do they not realize that giving a character stretch marks with characters that lack this much detail in any other areas makes the stretch marks look ten times more disgusting?
Only rad ones can easily disappear. White ones are impossible without surgery
Thats the worst part of Suki design. She could get rid of them yet her character flaunts them which is extremely unrealistic and forced
i meant the stretch marks
anon is convinced that he's being targeted by some psyop to make him find stretch marks sexy or that women have a duty to not have stretch marks so that he can find them attractive or whatever when its just to make women feel more comfortable with their own body
I've seen some hysterically racist tirades on /gif/ because someone posted an interracial webm. It's pretty funny how racist Asians get when someone posts BMAF
>/gif/ racebaiting
perfect example of why boards need moderation and why racism should be moderated, it inevitably turns into retards derailing and shitflinging more than normal
see how almost any thread on Ganker some retard finds and excuse to go into polnagger mode and call everyone brown tranny, this game is goyslop, you're a nagger, etc
/gif/ is a trashcan board for every board to post their ebin sound webms. It's no wonder that it's populated by autistic polnaggers chiefly, as they make up the majority of traffic and hiro revenue.
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/gif/ is a battleground between Tiktok expys who want to whack off to interracial porn and ruin non-porn threads with Tiktok videos converted to webms and autistic /misc/fags who want to whack off to vanilla porn (maybe with some tame fetish like foothomosexualry or impregnation) and will fall for ever single racebait post on sight.
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I wonder what the ratio between racist autists:trolls:porn addicts is in those threads
That is way too many characters. 4-6 is a much more reasonable size for a game like Harvest Moon or Rune Factory. With a roster that big, there is no way realistically each character would be able to be fleshed out or uniquely written.
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We believe in the medium of games. Collectively, our aim is to provide players the opportunity to get immersed and experience worlds, stories and settings not yet ventured.
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lmafo they're targeting retard westerners (known as Baizuo) with the diversity angle but in reality the studio is 100% SEApags. bravo, they truly understand the ruthless nature of capitalism better than most westerners these days.
>Stardew valley destroyer
Every game that's tried has miserably failed because they dive super hard into the social aspects and forget to make decent farm sim gameplay.
SDV has way better farming tbqhwy. Or at least it has better applications of your farm. Artisan goods, farm buildings, the greenhouse, fishponds, and so on all help make the farming aspect of SDV way better.
There's no real way to fix the farming system in SDV unless you either went through and rebalanced all of the crops so you have a reason to plant things that aren't your main cash crops, or you add a system that forces you to rotate your crops or something. Pretty much every farming game from Harvest Moon to Rune Factory has this issue of being easily broken.
I just think a big empty dirt field is ugly. Should just till the grass instead. I can do it in sdv because modding, but the mud wallows everywhere just look awful by default.
That's because CA made the game by himself inspired in other anime games like HM MIneral Town, Chronos Trigger and more. No woke hands tried to tamper with his own creation.
The pic he posted was of the Canary Islands a you dumbfuck. The Canary Islands are not even north of the Philippines. I don't know wtf he was even talking about.
Most of the Tlingit-fags stay on Douglas Island or in Lemon Creek near the prison. Downtown is a tourist trap, and the Mendenhall area is basically just a typical American suburb. Unless you have a job selling shit to tourists or working for the government, you don't have to go past Lemon Creek often, and there is no bridge to Douglas Island other than downtown, meaning you're effectively a 40 minute drive away from most of the rapscallions.
I've never actually been to Anchorage. Even after I moved to Alaska, I've only been to Kodiak, Sitka, Ketchikan, Skagway, and Barrow
Stardew Valley existed before SweetBaby did. Also, Concerned Ape is a solo dev and a Gankerirgin. He still drops by every Christmas to give out 200 keys for SDV. His thread got janny'd on Christmas Eve last year
>you adapt to the heat
different genes I guess, every summer is horrid for me and its hard for me to go outside, meanwhile the few times ive been up north where its cold I can be out there shirtless in like 30 degree weather and not care
Well I mean at least when they talk about "diversity" they are truly diverse instead of every single character being black.
I guess it's something.
I'd fuck Suki nonstop.
>dollar store harvest moon
maybe the older games, the new bokujo monogatari look like great value™ stardew valley
it's sad when the natsume games are startibg to do better
Hey, why come none of them are bald or balding? Why come representation matters in every area except when it comes to balding? When am I going to be represented?
I can tell from the art style alone what kind of game this is and what kind of message it contains.
I guarantee you half of these characters have some funny pronouns and profound mental illnesses or "quirks" that are awkwardly shoved into the player's face at every opportunity
i played the ea for a bit, there's actually only one character with they/them, (and it's an art ho of course) and she's not a romance option (i can almost guarantee you that's cause they had an aneurism trying to figure out whether to fit her into bachelor or bachelorette category), the rest are normal. don't know if any of them a troons though since the game is unfinished and most characters don't have their events implemented yet
Just WHO is this game made for? Having so many love interests guarantees that the writing will be superficial at best. It's like Chrono Cross having so many recruitable characters but a shit story.
quantity over quality. played the beta this spring. there were very few events implemented ostensibly because it's just ea. there have been updates since then, haven't played them so dunno if they added more character events
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/david-ardinaryas-lojaya-suki-x-sketch-01.jpg/ >post this shit not only in SDV threads but other farming game threads too >always tries to steer discussion towards this game >n-no, I'm just making fun of it! like look at how bad it is h-haha!
Destroyer is probably not an accurate term but... okay? There is nothing wrong with an indie developer choosing to make a game with a diverse cast of characters.
>diverse cast of characters
At least they added white men, when it released the only white man in the whole game was the oligarch from america or so.
It would be nice if the men were quality over quantity.
Do fujos really...?
Fujos really are open minded. Just give 'em something decent to work with.
Fujos are gross.
why do they look like disney characters?
personally I'm getting boss baby vibes
You mean Tumblr characters.
I'm surprised they don't all have pronouns and sexual spectrum identities next to their names.
What homosexualry.
>tumblr
no, they definitely have that
>i drew myself in a modern 3D disney artstyle!
look
Because nu-males are obsessed with that, anyone who draws like this but isn't actually working for Disney is a massive red flag on anything they are involved with, they don't work on real animation companies for a reason
Everyone's eyes slope way up at the edges. I don't know when that became a thing or when exactly Disney hopped on it but that's why.
Pretty sure the adult disney weirdos are the main audience for this kind of game.
>all of them have sanpaku at minimum
huh
suki can sock me
cute!
So Alice is the only viable partner, that seems a little lackluster. Besides, she's probably the "worst" character, too. Shame.
She's a he, 100%.
boring meme of 2022, get better material
What's wrong with Lily, Suki, and Denali?
Suki's the one with the birthmarks. All of them got some weird blemish or quirk or whatever. From a first glance, Lily and Denali might look alright, but if they don't come with some bodily disfigurement you can bet your ass they're psychopaths, depressed, bipolar or a combination of all that.
>birthmarks
Stretch marks, my bad
>LE CHARACTER IS... NOT LE PERFECT!!!
porn has rotted your brain, chud.
I hope the game features a severely mentally handicapped love interest as well so you can identify with them
Sorry Chud! Looks like you have representation in the game too, as a trashcan <3
At least trashcans are useful compared to self-mutilating mental basket cases
most porn whores are disgusting though so what the fuck is your point
maybe say something intelligent first
There's imperfections and then there's "Every character must tick 3 off a checkbox".
Your average person has nothing notable about them. Nothing bad, nothing great, just normal. If you want it accurate, make 40% of the cast overweight to obese, but otherwise nothing special. There, now it's accurate to the real world.
lily is a neet and probably autistic, also her mom is dead, so expect mental issues
Suki is a coalburner
Considering it's the normal white female option then it's almost certainly going to be a tranny.
Coral Island is just a colonization game because all the best girls are non-white.
Her best friend is the nagger in top right.
Top left*
stop being racist
also that nigga is zesty, she's in no danger
>Stop being racist
Ehm anon, this is Ganker.
racism is against the rules bro sorry
Global rule 3 is almost never enforced, especially after RapeApe canned the trannyjanny.
honestly its because no one reports it
some boards do it more than others
Blue board, nigga. Racism is only allowed on /b/.
Allegedly. Good luck getting someone banned on /misc/ for being racist. Ditto for /int/, Ganker, /s4s/, /gif/, and /f/.
think the entire website would shut down within a week if it actually did.
No, but the website would be entirely filled with ban evaders because 95% of the general userbase would be banned.
What if I roll 8 9 or 0?
You get one of these
God i love brown women
But they hate white people
Flips worship whites and hate blacks probably more than Americans do.
Except the ones born in America. Brown people are all fine and dandy until they're actually brought to our countries and taught to hate white people in college.
>in college.
Brother, they teach that shit way before then
Choco women good
>4 children
No way fag
Miscegenation is wrong.
>samefaces
Why can't artists learn to make characters visually distinct at a glance
damn that is some garbage.
I don't understand why a third world muslim country can create such pozzed art
Yep it’s America alright
They all look severely californian
>not half white, half Mexican with 2 token Asians
you've never seen California IRL retard
>token asians
california has the most asians anywhere in the US probably
because of the total pop. They're still a fraction compared to the Mexican and White hordes. Granted, that still does mean enough people to have entire cities of Asians. K towns and J towns are everywhere
Hawaii has the most Asians. California and Alaska are close behind it.
That is true and I dont want to see that stinking shithole either
God we can only hope. Most based state in the Union
>Most based state in the union
That's not Alaska.
that looks shitty and cold
You have to be into nature and beautiful forests, otherwise it's just shitty and cold up north.
But that forest is ugly as sin. All the trees look the same and it probably doesn't have any cool snakes and lizards and shit.
That said, the north does have moose which are absolutely bitchin.
If you're okay with hiking, Juneau does have a pretty cool glacier that forms a lake that feeds the town with the freshest water known to man. The mountain lake is surrounded by beautiful flowers, and you can even go inside the ice caves.
And here's the ice caves
Juneau is actually mostly empty for a large chunk of the year. It's built to house around 40k people, but during the off season only about 20 - 25k people live there. The locals are happy to accommodate visitors during the Winter, but the summer visitors are about as annoying as Snowbirds are down south.
>travelers are welcome but tourists are rodents
yeah i can understand that sentiment
The entire country of Norway is north of Juneau. The city is classified as being in a rainforest. Pretty comfy, though it does dip below freezing in the winter. It's 39F right now, and the high for today is 43F
That does look nicer but I'm still a big fan of florida despite them having archaic sex offender registry laws.
I've always wanted to live in Juneau but living my whole life in suburban Florida I feel like people wouldn't like me there
But god its so beautiful. I hate the heat so much
I wish I lived in florida. The keys were a level of comfy that I don't think can be replicated. They had fucking wild roosters running around.
>I wish I lived in florida.
no you don't
>The keys were a level of comfy that I don't think can be replicated
you went during the winter. But when you live here all year, and it gets up to 90 in October, and you realize there is nothing interesting here except for the beaches, then you'll want to leave real quick.
It was the summer when I went. I really like humid heat.
Bro, I saw a big green lizard one time too. That nigga was the size of a small dog.
>I really like humid heat.
well i don't. its complete hell.
but im too poor to move or even travel, so oh well
The thing with Juneau - and most of Alaska - is that the population is mostly from out of state. There are very few communities where the majority of people have lived there for more than 2 generations. Alaska in general is made up of recent imports from the rest of the US who just want to get away from the problems of the Lower 48. They don't have much of a local culture other than the Pax Americana culture that became dominant after WW2.
Having visited a lot of Alaska, it's - practically speaking - not really any different culturally than Ohio or Florida.
>next Stardew Valley destroyer.
What was the previous one?
>Mark > Rafael > Scott = Ben > Raj > Surya > the rest
hes literally the fucking smug pepe i cant
Can’t what?
finish my sentence. thanks for tagging me back in. now its coming for you.
can't even
>the only 2 white women look exactly the same
pass, you know exactly what kind of person made this
>you know exactly what kind of person made this
https://www.stairwaygames.com/team
>chinks and seanigs
huh
>collaborators
now there's the problem
95%asian
1 white guy and he is the lead programmer
wtf i thought indians and chinks were good at programming.
also that old woman photo sticks out like a sore thumb.
10/10 would not play
good lord
Why are farming sims becoming dating sims for tranny autists?
Farming?
farm games have always been dating sims for women, how new
This. The genre has revolved around planting your seed in more ways than one since the beginning, only clueless homosexuals think this is new.
Because Stardew Valley was successful so now every trend-chasing startup indie has to copy it instead of doing something original.
they were from the very beginning zoomzoom. Harvest moon games had romance.
>not one attractive big breasts woman
California has fallen.
it could be worse
Hate how the most boring pick like this girl is the best one since the others fall so far behind.
those broad shoulders lmao
literally V shape
Do all girls have wide shoulders in this?
Guess they do AYYLMAO
You see, anon, the chad who made this game kept himself pure and used male models like the renaissance artists of old.
where are the hips
Are these the employees of SweetbabyInc.?
way to miss out that this is also a monster fucker game OP
instantly superior waifu to any other in the game
this fucking board game video game graphics
hard pass.
so how's she gonna move into your farm? and attend the festivals? You lug her around in a barrel or something? Also will she just lay eggs and you splooge on them? No benis in bagina sex?
Cant even copy RF right
Instantly number one.
Thats Rishiki I just know it
What the fuck is up with Semeru, dude is clearly the go-to choice in this crap, dude looks like an hyperborean god that wishes to breed you to bring the next hitler and with him the golden eras of mankind.
lol
the rape of a dolphin and the face of a god
perfect
its a shark you nagger.
dolphins dont have gills
Gill yourself homosexual
Why can't the artist draw a 2/3 face
How can you possibly be alt-right and gay at the same time?
alt-right has always been filled with homos
milo, that hispanic fag and his catboy lover, paul joseph watson, styx, dickie spencer, etc
>Styx
Isn't he Libertarian? Didn't Richard Spencer have an Asian GF? Next you're going to tell me Sargon of Akkad is alt-right
whats alt right then?
there isnt a really comprehensive ideoligical tie in other than they just arent boomer conservacucks
Alt-right is National Socialist. It's alternate because it's actually based on a leftwing ideology. Conservativse, Neocons, and Libertarians are not Alt-right
why are the men all ugly? 🙁
Foxy grandpa there on the bottom is nice
Okay femanon
there's only one good man in the game whose balls i would suck dry, but he isn't a romance. His son is though, so i guess i'll take the lesser option
suprisingly theres a lot of cute girls
>play as scott
>marry Alice
and there's nothing you troons can do about it.
they cut-
>2 old bastard characters
>No Muslim girl in a headscarf with a nose-ring and neon blue locks pocking out
That can't be right, she has to be there, it's mandated
close enough
Yeah, that works. Gotta love leftists' odd conviction that Muslims are all proud LGBTQ+ supporters
they short circuit when you notice that, or reality
Yarr not a looker among em
?
Go be gay somewhere else
>fragile masculinity
>not a single pretty boy
who is this for? fags?
i remember this one, isnt this a tranny self insert or something?
rent free
its a tranny, yes
>belly stretch marks
that bitch had a baby
yeah, I don't know what the falseflagging here is, she's literally a biological mother.
Maybe the stretch marks are from all the enormous, belly-bulging dildos he has inserted into his asshole
>with shoulders this wide
nah. its a tranny self insert with some "quirks" slapped on.
its a whole thing how artists, especially beginners, tend to unintentionally draw their characters with characteristics of themselves because they use themselves as anatomical reference or because they are most familiar with how they themselves look. especially noticeable with faces
so true sis
implying this baddie wouldnt make half of anons act like this
stretch marks are fine on an ass/thighs but they're so ugly in the stomach
>divorced
>null interaction with her daughter
Shes one of the worst characters Im not even baiting
I don't know anything about the game, but just from glancing at this, it really doesn't seem like the kind of "diversity" that exists to subert traditional fan expectations and create outragebait. If anything I'm surprised there aren't any total landwhales, which is based
They're okay, but way too Disney-like to me
they're really gonna just name someone "Yuri"?
i believe its a russian, japanese and korean name
Yeah, but...
it's a given name in multiple languages.
Newfag.
What of it comrade?
you just know the artist has some weird shit on their pc. they are 10000000000000000% cp connoseuirs. what the fuck, i get serial killer vibes looking at this. creepy ahhhh
meds now
Alright, am I the only one who sees this art style and knows it's gay? I don't know what it is, but there is this very specific style to drawing that used to be popular on tumblr, and which is pretty much always used by homosexuals to draw other homosexuals as part of some shipping fanart. And this is exactly that style. I look at these characters, and I know they are gay, and I know their creator is gay. Their gay style betrays the gayness of everyone involved. Does anyone know what I'm talking about here, or am I crazy?
globohomo safe queer disney corporate style
but the creator is probably not gay, this is a female art style born from a tumblrite, it's probably a woman who is married but uses they/them pronouns
You're not alone on this. We call it the Tumblr style, or the cal-arts style which is more associated with Steven Universe bean mouth but it shares a lot of the same line work as this one. Some might just call it woke now.
>the Tumblr style, or the cal-arts style
those are two separate things
And I just said that in my follow up sentence anon. But yes this is a Disney variation of the Tumblr style.
>this is a Disney variation of the Tumblr style.
>tfw ya style develops
Eva, Lily, Ninah, Macy, Zarah, Denali and the princess were literally designed for me to colonise.
ALICE
the first white dude is just pewdiepie
i would fuck every single one of the female (woman) characters and i'm not kidding
awful
>Tumblr art
Oof
can i cum in them
Different races but they've all been gentrified the closet asian looking character is aryan Ben in the bottom left lol
>diverse roster of characters
>still discriminating against baldfags
this world is a prison
why is everyone a homosexual?
I'm just surprised that they made the men even uglier than the women.
It's fun
If you like stardew, you'll probably like this as well.
I'm just waiting for it to come out proper to play it again, last time I played I got to the end of summer.
If your brain hasn't been completely destroyed by culture-war brain rot you'll probably enjoy this, that's all
thanks for the normalcy anon, i appreciate it
grim
Even without culture warring, a game where all the characters are so ugly isn't a great pick up. You're selling your soul for mediocrity.
Graphics look like shit. No amount of good gameplay can fix that
>If your brain hasn't been completely destroyed by culture-war brain rot you'll probably enjoy this, that's all
Anon maybe you should try more games, I'd rather play sandrock than this garbage if we are talking about stardew clones
>If your brain hasn't been completely destroyed by culture-war brain rot
Your cleary already as been destroyed, seeing you are ok with this trash
>one (1) white woman with natural hair color
LOL it's so over
only fuckable ones are
Leah
Alice
Zarah (hijab on)
The most soi urbanite roster of NPCs I've ever seen. They all look like they belong in a university arts program.
To many browns, don't care.
but they represent you paco
how can you hate yourself so much
>Expensive
>Racist
>Woke
>Stolen ideas from other games
Yeah no, that's not going to happen.
Is this some kind of social experiment where they picked a person from every possible nationality and dropped them on an island?
how quickly could scott ben charles and mark take over the island and form the 4th reich
Isn't Stardew Valley a girls game
It's made by a chad, for chads and chad accessories (whores).
How come it has gay shit in it?
There is 0 gay shit unless the player themselves is gay shit.
Stardew Valley's playerbase is like 55% women and 45% men. It's actually pretty fun going to their side of the community and seeing their opinions on the game, particularly because Ganker threads are like 95% men and 90% straight. There's around 7 - 8 homosexuals and 3 women that browse those threads.
>say based one time chud, I dare you
I wonder if meidos fantasize about this
>wish I was there to get banned for saying based
Is this loss?
Holy based ConcernedApe.
He's so fucking perfect, how can other developers even begin to compete?
>We encourage you to express how you feel about it
>Only if you express it in the way we like it though
It amazing these people can walk and talk at the same time. Stop trying to pretend to be inclusive and just say it plainly already: whoever doesn't agree with you, will be banned.
>this is a space for everyone
>im gay
>YOU FUCKING homosexual GET OUT OF HERE
>*gets banned*
>NOOOO I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INCLUSIVE AND WELCOMING TO ALL PEOPLE
>YOU FUCKING homosexual GET OUT OF HERE
That's not what was said. He just said "based".
I can't tell whether you agreeing or disagreeing
Take in some fresh air and post again
ive got all the fresh air i need coming from your moms braphole lmao am i right fellas
Foolish anon, girls don't brap, that was me
It's the friend - enemy distinction philosopher Carl Schmitt wrote about. Our side is good, and we allow them to get away with heinous acts because they are doing it for a good reason. Their side is bad, so we don't allow them to post any contrary opinions or facts.
The internet is so fucking pathetic now, dude. It's embarrassing.
And to think some people would prefer us to have moderation more like R*ddit's
This looks incredibly gay but I absolutely would a whole bunch of those chicks
>princess is a naga
HOLY BASED
I want Aaliyah, Millie and Macy to nagger tongue my anus as buck break Noah
As a heterosexual white male, none of these characters are attractive enough to make me want to play your post-tumblr disney princess-inspired circlejerk.
kpop stans won
why is her name suki?
Probably Californian with weird parents
Because I want her to suki my dick
because she's Devon Aoki's character from 2 Fast 2 Furious
>hijab
No ginger gf? Into the trash
why do they all look like they are 25? where is 50yo MILF or 70yo sugar daddy?
True, also not enough obese chars
They're all probably self inserts.
No doubts. This one sure is a self insert trying to convince players irl those marks are "attractive"
The thing about millennial writing is they can never write about anything outside of themselves or their friend group. I can recognize all of these characters at my local liberal college campus.
>le millenial writing!
i hate buzzwordfags so much its unreal
It's true though, I feel like Gen X did a much better job at drawing in experience from outside of their immediate network. They also incorporated influences and interests outside of their direct media of choice which made it more unique. Of course there's exceptions, Stardew Valley does a pretty stellar job at character portrayal but it's also more focused on the setting and the farming aspect.
Elaborate on age group writing
Do they not realize that giving a character stretch marks with characters that lack this much detail in any other areas makes the stretch marks look ten times more disgusting?
I have those on my shoulders. You get them from not being a lazy fuck and exercising.
I thought her pubes were over grown before anons pointed out
Oh fuck hell no, that's disgusting.
its not supposed to be attractive its so women (the majority of the players) can feel better about themselves
why do wom*n need to drag everything down to their level instead of applying themselves? vile creatures
apply yourself to.... not having stretch marks?
You CAN actually get rid of stretchmarks.
Only rad ones can easily disappear. White ones are impossible without surgery
Thats the worst part of Suki design. She could get rid of them yet her character flaunts them which is extremely unrealistic and forced
The only real answer is because we let them.
It's just a family friendly disney style
i meant the stretch marks
anon is convinced that he's being targeted by some psyop to make him find stretch marks sexy or that women have a duty to not have stretch marks so that he can find them attractive or whatever when its just to make women feel more comfortable with their own body
>They're all probably self inserts.
everyone on the developer team page looks southeast asian
/gif/ is compromised
I've seen some hysterically racist tirades on /gif/ because someone posted an interracial webm. It's pretty funny how racist Asians get when someone posts BMAF
>/gif/ racebaiting
perfect example of why boards need moderation and why racism should be moderated, it inevitably turns into retards derailing and shitflinging more than normal
see how almost any thread on Ganker some retard finds and excuse to go into polnagger mode and call everyone brown tranny, this game is goyslop, you're a nagger, etc
/gif/ is a trashcan board for every board to post their ebin sound webms. It's no wonder that it's populated by autistic polnaggers chiefly, as they make up the majority of traffic and hiro revenue.
/gif/ is a battleground between Tiktok expys who want to whack off to interracial porn and ruin non-porn threads with Tiktok videos converted to webms and autistic /misc/fags who want to whack off to vanilla porn (maybe with some tame fetish like foothomosexualry or impregnation) and will fall for ever single racebait post on sight.
I wonder what the ratio between racist autists:trolls:porn addicts is in those threads
30 - 30 - 40
How fucking new? It's a staple of the genre to not have romanceable old farts.
This is the legacy of millennial game developers, DEI dating Disney slop.
>Lily
No homo but pick one guy. I choose Rafael. He's look like he is good at gardening and fixing roofs.
That is way too many characters. 4-6 is a much more reasonable size for a game like Harvest Moon or Rune Factory. With a roster that big, there is no way realistically each character would be able to be fleshed out or uniquely written.
Zero attractive characters.
>none of the girls look good
>the only guy who doesn't look hard gay is Raj and he's likely the biggest homo of all
Dibbs on Denali
Give Zarah gf
About Stairway Games
Recently founded in the remote region of Yogyakarta, our multinational team consists of specialists in many fields, including artists, engineers, developers, and more.
We believe in the medium of games. Collectively, our aim is to provide players the opportunity to get immersed and experience worlds, stories and settings not yet ventured.
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lmafo they're targeting retard westerners (known as Baizuo) with the diversity angle but in reality the studio is 100% SEApags. bravo, they truly understand the ruthless nature of capitalism better than most westerners these days.
She cute
mucho texto
braindead zoomers are worse than baizuo
Well, at least there is some choice, saying nothing for their personalities or histories.
>Suki
She's a coalburner single mom with stretchmarks on her stomach.
Well, one less, than.
This already looks 10 times more visually pleasing then tumblrdew valley..
No way fag
Why do 90% of them have the exact same face? They have different hair, skin, head shape. But the actual face is almost all the exact same ":)"
They prob said at some point "If works for disney..." or it's just lazyness. Remember the game is EA so they want the money quickly.
You mentally ill schizos are so fucking mindbroken that looking at a plain white woman immediately makes you think of trannies self-inserting.
>Stardew valley destroyer
Every game that's tried has miserably failed because they dive super hard into the social aspects and forget to make decent farm sim gameplay.
Or the reverse where they focus super heavily on farming and forgot to make anything else interesting.
The farming is very sdv, to it's detriment. It really didn't learn from sdv's shortcomings.
It's fine though, as fine as sdv is.
SDV has way better farming tbqhwy. Or at least it has better applications of your farm. Artisan goods, farm buildings, the greenhouse, fishponds, and so on all help make the farming aspect of SDV way better.
There's no real way to fix the farming system in SDV unless you either went through and rebalanced all of the crops so you have a reason to plant things that aren't your main cash crops, or you add a system that forces you to rotate your crops or something. Pretty much every farming game from Harvest Moon to Rune Factory has this issue of being easily broken.
I just think a big empty dirt field is ugly. Should just till the grass instead. I can do it in sdv because modding, but the mud wallows everywhere just look awful by default.
Lewis mogs them all
They look like they all have the exact same personality (nice and approachable)
Ripping off the Disney style is better than the type of art these games would usually get. There are actually some attractive characters here.
That's because CA made the game by himself inspired in other anime games like HM MIneral Town, Chronos Trigger and more. No woke hands tried to tamper with his own creation.
which one has the biggest tits?
Where are the White people?
The game is racist. They don't allow it and you ( your character ) can't be one either.
Yuri obviously #1
Cutie making doctor money? She's making a half mil a year and and comes home to breed you. Kino/10
Nurses don't make all that much money.
why is lukes face so fucked up?
should i buy this parody
>Flatty trying to cosplay Haley
It might've been worth it if she cosplayed a washboard character like Leah.
>A game made by Indonesian developers that takes place on an equatorial island has lots of brown people? AGHHH naggerMAN SAVE ME!!!!
Here's a sub-tropical island that's only a tiny bit north of the Philippines
Here's my *unzips dick*
Yes I am sure some random islands colonized by Hispanics are completely the same as fucking Indonesia.
>Hispanics
Why are Chinamen like this?
The pic he posted was of the Canary Islands a you dumbfuck. The Canary Islands are not even north of the Philippines. I don't know wtf he was even talking about.
Canary Island is filled with Spaniards, not Hispanics. It also is North of the Philippines. They're on the same latitude as Southern Taiwan.
I'd gape Lily's asshole so wide she'd never have to take any effort to shit again
Most of the Tlingit-fags stay on Douglas Island or in Lemon Creek near the prison. Downtown is a tourist trap, and the Mendenhall area is basically just a typical American suburb. Unless you have a job selling shit to tourists or working for the government, you don't have to go past Lemon Creek often, and there is no bridge to Douglas Island other than downtown, meaning you're effectively a 40 minute drive away from most of the rapscallions.
I've never actually been to Anchorage. Even after I moved to Alaska, I've only been to Kodiak, Sitka, Ketchikan, Skagway, and Barrow
Stardew Valley existed before SweetBaby did. Also, Concerned Ape is a solo dev and a Gankerirgin. He still drops by every Christmas to give out 200 keys for SDV. His thread got janny'd on Christmas Eve last year
>you adapt to the heat
different genes I guess, every summer is horrid for me and its hard for me to go outside, meanwhile the few times ive been up north where its cold I can be out there shirtless in like 30 degree weather and not care
One look at this, and you can immediately tell there is not a single straight, white, masculine man on that entire roster.
Mark look pretty based, but he's probably a bear.
>make a bunch of browns and uglies to be diverse
>theres never a single monster dude
into the trash it goes
I love how some artists have such severe sameface problems that their "diverse" work winds up seeming more racist than usual
>supposedly comfy game
>full of people who aren’t white/east asian
>Semeru
>Pureasu, depusitu yoru semeru into my asshore
Yes ma'am *unzips dick*
>7 cute girls
thats enough for me, i buy it
Too many brown people, not even going to learn the game's name
Suki Suki ten dorrah
Pozzed slop
>ginger male
predicting charles be bottom of the romancing statistics
not that anyone will make statistics for this shit
Nah, the bottom's gotta be Noah or Kenny. Rafael, Surya, Mark, and Semeru are for the gays. Women would probably choose Wakuu, Pablo, and Scott
>no ginger women
fuck off
WHY DO THE EYES ALL LOOK THE SAME I FUCKING HATE THIS ART STYLE FUCK
eva nina and alice don't look bad
whats the catch with them?
>that artstyle
Nope. Obvious wokeshit. I will never play your game.
Well I mean at least when they talk about "diversity" they are truly diverse instead of every single character being black.
I guess it's something.
I'd fuck Suki nonstop.
Charles is the only one who doesn't look like he'll accuse me of rape and/or rape me.
Anders Breivik/10
Leah, Alice, Nina, Eva, Suki, Zarah - would.
Semeru, Mark, Charles and Kenny look like someone who would be good to have as friend.
I am going to colonize the fuck out of Princess Miranjani
>that amount of blacks
What point are trying to make? All of those games are just flat-out bad.
19 characters out of 28 are brown or some kind of mystery meat
God i hate modern gaming.
Semeru is the only good looking guy and im not into beards or gray. also what's stardew valley?
>also what's stardew valley?
Dollar store Harvest Moon.
>dollar store harvest moon
maybe the older games, the new bokujo monogatari look like great value™ stardew valley
it's sad when the natsume games are startibg to do better
it's like you crank the wokeness to eleven Jesus
>dyke looking bitch is literally named yuri
Hey, why come none of them are bald or balding? Why come representation matters in every area except when it comes to balding? When am I going to be represented?
What is this artstyle called?
Looks like disney but trannified
Tumblrcore
>not a single older man
into the trash it goes
why do half of them have crazy eyes?
I can tell from the art style alone what kind of game this is and what kind of message it contains.
I guarantee you half of these characters have some funny pronouns and profound mental illnesses or "quirks" that are awkwardly shoved into the player's face at every opportunity
i played the ea for a bit, there's actually only one character with they/them, (and it's an art ho of course) and she's not a romance option (i can almost guarantee you that's cause they had an aneurism trying to figure out whether to fit her into bachelor or bachelorette category), the rest are normal. don't know if any of them a troons though since the game is unfinished and most characters don't have their events implemented yet
>only one character with tattoos
could be worse
>facial hair on 99% of the men
blERRRGGHHHHH
>nooo men with actually masculine physical traits
let me guess you hate that the women have smaller chins too
you guessed wrong
Just WHO is this game made for? Having so many love interests guarantees that the writing will be superficial at best. It's like Chrono Cross having so many recruitable characters but a shit story.
judging by all the on the nose virtue signling - the leftist
hell if I know, I just need a single pretty/cute man and the only one that is even in that ballpark looks like a kpop FTM
the only hot ones are the asian girls
Yuri, Eva, and Alice could get it.
I guess Chaem is the NB option based on their retarded name, because just having a unisex name like Ashley or Pat isn't good enough.
In a dating sim I usually shoot for the blond or redhead guys first. Sucks that the ones this game has look like homosexuals.
anime redheaded guys are usually the hottest and have the best personality, good taste
The characters designs look good.
>dykish looking slant eye
>Named Yuri
Well that's a bit on the nose
>Rafael
>Mark
>Semeru
Husband.
only two of them I like.
I don't care about the non-white women or the stretchmarks woman.
chins look so long, in an unnatural way,. as if the artists was like "shit... too cute gotta mess with it for the egs bonus"
Leah is uh... assigned male at birth
the dateable selection is
grim
Why so many? No events or unique stories I assume?
>shallow romance options
I'm not going to plunge myself into the this game. I've got better games that can actually write vanilla romance.
quantity over quality. played the beta this spring. there were very few events implemented ostensibly because it's just ea. there have been updates since then, haven't played them so dunno if they added more character events
>make fun of this game in Stardew Valley threads
>get accused of advertising it.
Also, the rumor was that the devs had blown through their kickstarter and early sales money and won't finish the games.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/david-ardinaryas-lojaya-suki-x-sketch-01.jpg/
>post this shit not only in SDV threads but other farming game threads too
>always tries to steer discussion towards this game
>n-no, I'm just making fun of it! like look at how bad it is h-haha!
Oh look, it's the homosexual I was talking about! I'm going to keep posting it just because it bothers you so much.
Too bad your hourly wage won't match your effort.
Probably best just to not reply when you get found out like that
From looking at this image I feel like this game was made by women and "women" who wanted to make their own version of Stardew
>Millie looks like a slightly nerdy Nani from Lilo and Stitch
SEXOOOOOOO