>here is your kurdish sniper bro

>here is your kurdish sniper bro

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna bury my face in her breasts and HOOOWWLLLLLL

    AWWWWOOOOOO MOMMY SNIPER MILKERS, MY wiener NO LONGER TWITCHES WHEN HARD FROM
    ALL THIS DIAZZZEEPPAAMMMMMMMMMM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jesus bro could you be more cringe and unfunny?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stinky kurds dont have blonde hair, shes clearly aryan

      fpcp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kurds are literally Aryan. They came from the Iranian (Aryan) people of the Eurasian steppes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cope harder

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is her hair blonde or green?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bleen

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Average kurd is whiter than the average american mutt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes but still brown

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are, by definition, the only white people. White means mutt.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Could have had young Sniper Wolf in MGSV
    >Could have a mission where Big Boss rescues her
    >Could have shown her getting over trauma by bonding with the "dog" explaining her later affection towards wolves
    >Could have shown BB teaching her the ropes as the story goes by
    >Could have shown the reason Wolf dresses and looks like EVA was because she became infatuated with BB and EVA would be the only woman close to him on that level
    >MGSV could have been a real MGS game with real characters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bonding with the "dog"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's not what i meant but let's be real, Sniper Wolf 100% took the knot at least once.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Young sniper wolf would have been kino af
      But kojima insisted on us playing Big Medic instead so we got a knockoff mary sue bimbo of her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds gay and fanservicey. sniper wolf's death was so impactful because she tells you her backstory as she's dying; it served to humanize a character that was presented as one-sidedly evil up to that point, and the revelation that she was saved by big boss gave her a connection to solid snake. it made the inevitable moment where solid shoots her much more heartbreaking.

      sometimes knowing less about a character makes them more memorable. if MGS5 had this entire story arc where you literally meet and train a young sniper wolf, it'd only cheapen my memory of her in MGS1.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >gay and fanservicey
        That's the entirety of 4, young Sniper Wolf in 5 would be Kino compared to Quiet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes, that's why 4 was bad. kojima buckled to fans and messily resolved plot threads that didn't need to be resolved. side characters like meryl, vamp, and naomi were reintroduced and given really cheap, pandering character resolutions that made them less interesting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bleen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sounds gay and fanservicey
        >fulfilling the canon of the games is gay and fanservicey
        MGSV is an interquel you moron, Sniper Wolf SHOULD'VE been in the game. Psycho Mantis is the one who shouldn't of been anywhere fricking near MGSV.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          expecting an MGS game to "fulfill the canon of the games" is missing the entire point of the series

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Now your just talking shit. MGS isn't some le epic WE SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS XD LOL UPVOTE ME ON REDDIT. MGS2 did it with success, MGSV didn't even subvert expectations because everyone called we weren't playing as Big Boss with the 2013 Not Your Kind of People trailer. Even if it did surprise us it has no merit and the twist has no punch or interesting themes behind it. MGS3 and 4 were as cookie cutter as a prequel and sequel could be, fulfilling the usual sequel and prequel checklist, so did MGS1 as a sequel to MG1 / 2. You're a fricking moron talking shit, shut your fricking mouth zoom zoom.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it subverted my expectation of it not being one of the worst games ever made

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Sniper Wolf can't be in it when it fricking writes itself bu fricking Psycho Mantis is in it when it literally fricking goes against the canon and the character as it is established in MGS1. Dog shit.

          expecting an MGS game to "fulfill the canon of the games" is missing the entire point of the series

          Oh, you're an imbecile, never mind.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally one of the stupidest fricking posts i have ever read. You basically said "nah, because..." and then proceeded to make noting but arguments for the post you are trying to discredit

        You know what gay an fanservicey? A literal who mute prostitute with as much character as she has clothes you got instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we got the most cringeworthy romance with a stripper mute instead

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ah I see you posted the manliest turk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >turk
        Ah yes, the descendants of the great grey she-wolf...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          American detected, your mind will explode when you learn about the mythical origins of most countries with actual story instead of 500 years of israelite worshipping.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, my country history realy began as a country when this guy managed to not get ganked at bouvine.
            According to the sources it was pretty close.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're white?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the ones mixed with the BAC (big aryan wiener) are
        the ones that aren't are just ugly brown hairy manlets

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Time to die Turkmen.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kurdish
    What the frick? I thought this b***h was Russian or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you even play MGS1?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have played it like 5 times and have no memories of Kurds being mentioned lmao, maybe I should play it again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          she literally tells you she's kurdish in her death scene, and colonel and snake talk about the kurds afterwards

          kind of a hard thing to miss

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It probably didn't register in my brain because she's blonde

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Did you even play MGS1?

            literally not a single child knew what the frick a Kurd was, even if some boomer news network slobbered over them, so when the game mentioned Kurd, it's like it was gibberish

            evidently, neither did Kojumbo know what the frick they were despite putting one in the game, since she's a blonde white woman

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kurdish
    >white
    muslims are not white, mohammed

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Be legendary infiltrator
    >Asked to go infiltrate some b***h ass base to find Metal Gear
    >Told to take this fricking shot before I go
    >Feel like shit after getting the shot
    >Whatever frick it
    >Meetup with my first target, his name is the DARPA Choof or some shit.
    >Talk a little a bit about stuff
    >The dude suddenly dies of a heart attack!
    >Call the people who sent me to do this crazy ass mission
    >Consult the woman who vaccinated me about this
    >I don't know, it looked like climate change!

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