>here is your kurdish sniper bro
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>here is your kurdish sniper bro
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I wanna bury my face in her breasts and HOOOWWLLLLLL
AWWWWOOOOOO MOMMY SNIPER MILKERS, MY wiener NO LONGER TWITCHES WHEN HARD FROM
ALL THIS DIAZZZEEPPAAMMMMMMMMMM
jesus bro could you be more cringe and unfunny?
stinky kurds dont have blonde hair, shes clearly aryan
fpcp
Kurds are literally Aryan. They came from the Iranian (Aryan) people of the Eurasian steppes.
cope harder
is her hair blonde or green?
bleen
Average kurd is whiter than the average american mutt
yes but still brown
Americans are, by definition, the only white people. White means mutt.
>Could have had young Sniper Wolf in MGSV
>Could have a mission where Big Boss rescues her
>Could have shown her getting over trauma by bonding with the "dog" explaining her later affection towards wolves
>Could have shown BB teaching her the ropes as the story goes by
>Could have shown the reason Wolf dresses and looks like EVA was because she became infatuated with BB and EVA would be the only woman close to him on that level
>MGSV could have been a real MGS game with real characters
>bonding with the "dog"
that's not what i meant but let's be real, Sniper Wolf 100% took the knot at least once.
Young sniper wolf would have been kino af
But kojima insisted on us playing Big Medic instead so we got a knockoff mary sue bimbo of her.
sounds gay and fanservicey. sniper wolf's death was so impactful because she tells you her backstory as she's dying; it served to humanize a character that was presented as one-sidedly evil up to that point, and the revelation that she was saved by big boss gave her a connection to solid snake. it made the inevitable moment where solid shoots her much more heartbreaking.
sometimes knowing less about a character makes them more memorable. if MGS5 had this entire story arc where you literally meet and train a young sniper wolf, it'd only cheapen my memory of her in MGS1.
>gay and fanservicey
That's the entirety of 4, young Sniper Wolf in 5 would be Kino compared to Quiet
yes, that's why 4 was bad. kojima buckled to fans and messily resolved plot threads that didn't need to be resolved. side characters like meryl, vamp, and naomi were reintroduced and given really cheap, pandering character resolutions that made them less interesting.
bleen
>sounds gay and fanservicey
>fulfilling the canon of the games is gay and fanservicey
MGSV is an interquel you moron, Sniper Wolf SHOULD'VE been in the game. Psycho Mantis is the one who shouldn't of been anywhere fricking near MGSV.
expecting an MGS game to "fulfill the canon of the games" is missing the entire point of the series
Now your just talking shit. MGS isn't some le epic WE SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS XD LOL UPVOTE ME ON REDDIT. MGS2 did it with success, MGSV didn't even subvert expectations because everyone called we weren't playing as Big Boss with the 2013 Not Your Kind of People trailer. Even if it did surprise us it has no merit and the twist has no punch or interesting themes behind it. MGS3 and 4 were as cookie cutter as a prequel and sequel could be, fulfilling the usual sequel and prequel checklist, so did MGS1 as a sequel to MG1 / 2. You're a fricking moron talking shit, shut your fricking mouth zoom zoom.
it subverted my expectation of it not being one of the worst games ever made
Exactly. Sniper Wolf can't be in it when it fricking writes itself bu fricking Psycho Mantis is in it when it literally fricking goes against the canon and the character as it is established in MGS1. Dog shit.
Oh, you're an imbecile, never mind.
This is literally one of the stupidest fricking posts i have ever read. You basically said "nah, because..." and then proceeded to make noting but arguments for the post you are trying to discredit
You know what gay an fanservicey? A literal who mute prostitute with as much character as she has clothes you got instead.
we got the most cringeworthy romance with a stripper mute instead
yikes
ah I see you posted the manliest turk
>turk
Ah yes, the descendants of the great grey she-wolf...
American detected, your mind will explode when you learn about the mythical origins of most countries with actual story instead of 500 years of israelite worshipping.
Nah, my country history realy began as a country when this guy managed to not get ganked at bouvine.
According to the sources it was pretty close.
They're white?!
the ones mixed with the BAC (big aryan wiener) are
the ones that aren't are just ugly brown hairy manlets
Time to die Turkmen.
>kurdish
What the frick? I thought this b***h was Russian or something.
Did you even play MGS1?
I have played it like 5 times and have no memories of Kurds being mentioned lmao, maybe I should play it again
she literally tells you she's kurdish in her death scene, and colonel and snake talk about the kurds afterwards
kind of a hard thing to miss
It probably didn't register in my brain because she's blonde
literally not a single child knew what the frick a Kurd was, even if some boomer news network slobbered over them, so when the game mentioned Kurd, it's like it was gibberish
evidently, neither did Kojumbo know what the frick they were despite putting one in the game, since she's a blonde white woman
>kurdish
>white
muslims are not white, mohammed
>Be legendary infiltrator
>Asked to go infiltrate some b***h ass base to find Metal Gear
>Told to take this fricking shot before I go
>Feel like shit after getting the shot
>Whatever frick it
>Meetup with my first target, his name is the DARPA Choof or some shit.
>Talk a little a bit about stuff
>The dude suddenly dies of a heart attack!
>Call the people who sent me to do this crazy ass mission
>Consult the woman who vaccinated me about this
>I don't know, it looked like climate change!