here is your new maria bro

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is her navel censored?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's racist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder, this is what they took from you

      the original was literally Christina Aguilera.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not defending this but it might be the same case as the RE4R Ashley, where she starts off wearing a coat then later in the game takes it off so she has the more classic look.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you on about? Unlike REmake 4 Ashley Maria isn’t just taking her jacket away from going back to her original design, or anything remotely sexualized. It is completely different, in a horrible way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe she changes outfits idk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mary and Laura are also just Nic Cage's wife and daughter from Con Air. Silent Hill was pretty bad about just ripping off outfits like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparel-wise, yeah. Her reference model was also pretty blatant.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be fricking kidding.
    This is almost-- ALMOST-- as bad as nu-Ashley.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nu Ashley is hot as frick though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nuashley looks like a repulsive troony wearing a mop
        frick off homo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ending always cracks me up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley looked great in RE4R. I didn't know the anal retentives here hated even that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i agree with you people about the re4 remake being shit but new ashley is pretty cute, same with og ashley

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >same with og ashley
        Well, at least there's one thing we agree on.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats just ashley

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we want the nu resident evil fanbase. this remake is gonna be so shit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, this is what they took from you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      the original was literally Christina Aguilera.

      Good call removing the cringe 00's fashion.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Angela look ten years older
    >Make Maria look ten years younger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Maria is supposed to be Jame's idealized version of Mary that he lusts for
      >she looks far younger
      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not idealized, but an insulting and gross representation of what James was wanting from Mary while she was sick.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we have ashley at home

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The characters look fine. The real problem is they're gonna butcher the gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay was never good, the real problem is the trailer alone made it clear that they have no fricking clue what they're doing in regards to the characters' performances.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the gameplay was perfectly good for what it was trying to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The characters look fine.
      The tattoo isn't even in the right placement

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cries when characters are not attractive
    >Cries when characters are attractive
    What do you guys even want anymore? And don't even try to pretend that isn't attractive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spotted the braindead zoomer
      it's not about her face you moron, it's her outfit... and yeah her face looks fricked up too, she looked hot in the original game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she looked hot in the original game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hardware limitations zoomie, they wanted her to look like this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            If they really wanted to make a modern interpretation of her she should have that bimbofied Only Fans look. It looks like she already has the lips down in the game model.

            she looks like a Breaking Bad crack prostitute man
            [...]
            >She has no fricking shoulders
            >wtf were they thinking
            we want Ganker to not call her a troony

            I hope they pay well for acting this fricking moronic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hardware limitations zoomie, they wanted her to look like this

          If they really wanted to make a modern interpretation of her she should have that bimbofied Only Fans look. It looks like she already has the lips down in the game model.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, she's not hot. But she is supposed to look like a trashy and tacky street walker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she looks like a Breaking Bad crack prostitute man

          She has no fricking shoulders making her look like a bobblehead wtf were they thinking

          >She has no fricking shoulders
          >wtf were they thinking
          we want Ganker to not call her a troony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking this. I think i was like this when i was a virgin and couldn't talk to women. I'm not even joking or trying to insult these people there is genuinely something that changes when you expose yourself to real women and not just fake women through your computer monitor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what if i tell you im not a virgin and i disagree?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh man you should have seen my ex and no im not showing her but you're very wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            playing dolls with your wojaks again anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stripper meant to evoke feelings of lust in James isn't dressed like a prostitute
      Lmao

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ethics department/10

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't see many strippers dress this conservatively off the clock

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love when the fricking woke devs say "we want to stay true to the original game and respect the vision" and then completely change Maria's outfit which was a huge part of the story actually lmao

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N-navelgods?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute but doesn't have the demeanor of Maria at all

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character that is literally supposed to be a manifestation of james' horniness and thus a more raunchy, frickable version of his wife
    >give her more clothing
    remake is fricked, abandon ship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, seriously, of all the characters to project their DEI ESG insecurities onto, they pick the prostitute who's bawdiness is central to the character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of a more blatant red flag that bloober team did not understand a single thing about the game they're remaking than amking maria less loose. I'm sure some idiots will try and make a culture war foothold out of this but legitimately its such a massive fricking misunderstanding of what this character is and why they're dressed the way they are that it basically kills any interest in this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The nurse got censored.
      The depiction of sexual frusration can't be sexual.
      What did they mean by this

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the sex appeal?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the characters in the remake have huge heads for some reason.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her model is more attractive but her attire is less skimpy. I'm conflicted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skimpy clothes are misogynistic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of the few times where the character looking like a bawd is actually important to the story. It's weird they'd make her more prudish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's weird they'd make her more prudish
          Maybe James is "safe horny" or whatever that gay new buzzword is? I think there's a fetish for "less is more" and leaving something to the imagination, but "safe horny" is a homosexual term.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta tone down the navel gazing ON THE FRICKING MANIFESTATION OF SEXUAL DESIRES.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloober Team definitely didn't understand what made the original so great. I'm so tired of this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look this character might've been born out of a persons overwhelming desire to FRICK but that doesn't mean she has to appeal to the male gaze

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its the fantasy of a male character you dipshit

        here i am replying to obvious rage bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno she looks more like a high class escort now than some seedy hooker at a dive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >some seedy hooker at a dive
        This is what James craves, though. In fact (You can look this up if you don't believe me) she was modeled after Christina Aguilera (a hoe) right down to an outfit she wore at the time of the game's development.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is literally supposed to be a seedy hooker at a dive. she outright has a key to that exact kind of place in the game. holy frick, this discourse has existed for not even a full hour and its already filled with secondaries. I fricking hate the internet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't play the game either, you fricking poser. Might as well suck game journalist dick

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate everything that has ever existed after seeing this.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she have danger hair tips?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her head so big?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ella Freya?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was this for, even twitter hates it lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see this homosexual with the char profile pic everywhere and I'm sick of his dogshit takes.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XHE DOESN'T LOOK ATTRACTIVE STOP GASLIGHTING
    XHE DOESN'T LOOK ATTRACTIVE STOP GASLIGHTING
    XHE DOESN'T LOOK ATTRACTIVE STOP GASLIGHTING

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its like they aged Maria down 10 years and took off a couple inches from her height. I can't even imagine her saying and acting out the kinda stuff Maria does.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has no fricking shoulders making her look like a bobblehead wtf were they thinking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she legit does look like a kid now lmfao, are we about to get a bunch of dickychad james shitposts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarfism representation in game is progressive and heckin awesome!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she looks more like a teenager than Angela, the actual 19-year-old, does
      what is Bloober team attempting to convey?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and she so timid looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is giving me "the professional" vibes, i dont like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, she's sexy, but not in the way that's specifically catered to James. She looks like a timid virgin that I personally want to frick, not an experienced prostitute looking to give a pent-up man a good time.

      Maybe the French's perception of sexy is getting warped for what is needed for the story in this case. They tend to think that "innocence" is sexy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe the French's perception of sexy is getting warped for what is needed for the story in this case
        That's a generous interpretation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her head looks fricking massive.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    West Virginia.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fricking make Maria into a timid and demure woman?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks unironically great. Pinches gringos

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how stupid these teams are, they make over years a fairly good remake, it actually does look pretty good and then frick it all up with this, their brains are so fried with wokeness that they had to change her outfit no matter what... what a stupid fricking team, hope the game bombs hard

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will still buy it, you will perpetuate endless remakes and remaster shit, you will b***h that they rewrote and twisted the original vision but will still buy it because you can't help yourselves you little piggies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this will flop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The discussion this will cause, the buzz from both sides will ensure this will get attention, like so many other games.
        Paper Mario TTYD did not need a remake in any way shape or form, but the Vivian discourse ensured attention from trannies and reluctant purchases from Ganker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It won't flop because unlike other attempts at getting Resident Evil money, this one is obviously being made on a shoestring budget.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no breasts and I must scream.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no shoulders and I must get the frick out of Silent Hill

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Character's purpose is that they're a trashy and promiscuous imitation of Mary
    >Redesign her to dress more modestly and look more innocent
    What did they mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick men lol. Also buy the game even though we hate you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait but I thought loose women were repulsive and degenerate plot by women and israelites to get men to settle for less, while cute innocent women were based and trad?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fine. It's probably gonna be fine. People are overblowing the, "NOOOO THEY'RE BUTCHERING THE GAAAAAME". You don't remember how fricking bad the butchering can be. If you're not some SH hardcore fanatic who makes video essays for a living, the game at least looks like it has some value. This studio was given the impossible task of trying to appease SH2 fans with a remake. Nobody was ever going to live up to that.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look like a midget wtf?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spoiler that shit

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't give off the femme fatale look at all.
    She looks more like a blonde innocent girl next door after trying to dress to party.
    Another failure.
    Can't wait to see again what will they have massacred next.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see SHE is or rather was mewing it seems. Lol, was Mark looks maxxing before becoming Maria? What if Maria in this version is just James' gay best friend who stalked the shit out of him and altered himself to look like Maria?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remaking Silent Hill 2 makes no sense. Remaking Resident Evil 4 made no sense. These are cash grabs made with no regard for the artistic integrity or vision of the originals, don’t buy them.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, so, let me get this straight.
    First of all, my FRICKING significant other is dead, and yet SOMEHOW she sent me this FRICKING letter. Now I’m in FRICKING Silent Hill and I just so HAPPEN to run into a she/her who looks FRICKING IDENTICAL to my dead partner?! What’s next, are FRICKING monsters gonna come out of the mist or something? It’s like we’re in some kind of FRICKING Silent Hill 2 Remake or something.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Billy

    What morons don't get is that she's supposed to look like a bawd. It's not a matter of "yOu'Re a cOoMeR", it's because it needs to be like that cause it directly correlates woth the story. Either ways, i'm glad this shit is gonna flop hard, and Konami will get a Squeenix lesson

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not bad looking. You mindbroken weeb homosexuals complain about any character that's not anime looking.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's pretty but doesn't look nearly as trashy as she used to.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do their heads look so huge?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is her head so fricking big?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone has big heads and badly proportioned bodies with short limbs. Why has it become so prevalent since the Uncharted games? Even Mortal Kombat suffers from this shit now.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If its not made in japan its not silent hill. Pollacks can go frick themselves.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they seriously decided to make Maria less sexy? Did they forget WHY Maria is a more sexy Mary?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's sexier now but she's not nearly as sleazy like she should be. Maria was not particularly attractive though, she looked like a cheap bawd, which suited the tone and narrative much better, but I'd have sex with new Maria over old Maria any day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what i meant, her outfit is less sleazy and sexy now when that was the point in James headspace

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >covered up Maria's stomach rolls
    Blatant misogyny. Who is this meant to appeal to?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-order the 80$ deluxe edition right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, buy it for me on Steam instead

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't original Maria literally have the same face as James?

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