>safehorny body proportions and clothing
Think of the children and the femcels guys, let's not remind women that men also have standards, it's too cruel a thing to do, they literally just burst into tears screaming "incel incel incel" and "unrealistic standards of beauty".
>COMMIT AN HERO IMMEDIATELY >probably used the term "coomer" unironically hundreds of times before, term which was also memed into existence through being spammed
Tranny bro, i'm sorry, but i'll continue using the term until you "an" sunset yourself.
>Excuse me Miss Croft, it appears my genitals are touching your posterior. It seems a more tactful way to enter this small gap would be for us to go one at a time, instead of going in at the same time. Please, after you, m'lady.
>ass bigger
IDK it looks like the same size as her ass in underworld. And at least with that game for a good chunk of the game she wears a butt swallowing swimsuit and get to watch her run around in it barefoot.
thats not her butt you retards her clothes inflate with the pressure of water as she's swimming
as soon as you get out of the water the clothes hug her form again
for only the swimming sections does her ass look that big
t. played the game
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>thats not her butt you retards her clothes inflate with the pressure of water as she's swimming
as soon as you get out of the water the clothes hug her form again
for only the swimming sections does her ass look that big
t. played the game
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
t. doesn't know how to greentext a whole paragraph
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is there an actual way of greentexting a pasta with line breaks without using quotation mark on every new line?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes, guess you'll never know huh basedboy b2r with you... chuddie!!!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
So there's no way to do that and you just like being a pretentious homosexual trying to pass as an oldfag?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I said yes lol, how retarded can you be. Go back to lurking dude...
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No there isn't. Greentext that full post and prove it.
If the Mortal Kombat 11 animator allegedly got PTSD from having to go through reference materials for animating all the gore in fatalities then surely the Lara Croft dev got it too. imagine going through all that snuff for reference materials, looking at how people twitch during the moments of death as the last flickers of neurons fire only to be extinguished
3 weeks ago
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how is that even legal? doesn't seem like safe work conditions
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's perfectly safe if you're not a castrated ninny
we are talking about western game devs though so it checks out
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>doesn't seem like safe work conditions
how is it unsafe work? you sit on the computer watching snuff films there zero risk of any physical harm.
This ain't fucking 1960, you can bring a company to court due to psychological abuse
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>doesn't seem like safe work conditions
how is it unsafe work? you sit on the computer watching snuff films there zero risk of any physical harm.
>implied
No I didn't, I stated the fact. The scenes are worse. The overall direction is worse. Quiet is ugly as hell and literally the only reason she was picked is because AP is a certified retard and picked the character for something he would spend multiple YEARS by simply running the poll where every single mouth-breathing normalfag voted for seasonal FOTM waifu.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I still don't get how quiet was even fotm. It's an ugly render with a okayish body, the skimpy attire and kojimbo's "she breave frew her skeern" meme only slightly added appeal. honestly ruined a lot of content for so long considering how popular she ended up being
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
MGSV was a FOTM, every single normalfag was playing it at the exact same time the poll was active. Also kojimafags, self-explanatory.
And iirc she was literally the only one seasonal waifu at that time, no other big releases in sight.
tl;dr AP has negative IQ
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
if you don't understand why people like quiet you're either a Paz enjoyer instead or your gay sorry dude. if I have to explain anything it just proves you're low test.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
brother she's just a normal looking woman in skimpy attire. an aged up in the face version of joost with zero makeup. her only bonus point is that she's a woman that doesn't say anything.
and yea me rike Paz.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's also a fact that breaking the quiet had better lighting, better texturing, better models, better everything. It actually looks professionally created. All Lara has is >dude the dick goes all the way through her lmao
while looking like something someone made in blender over the weekend.
Truly the pinnacle of porn animation.
There's a note in that selfsame room about how she's lamenting no-one wanting to fuck her. And one about how she's basically masturbating to her horse railing her. At the end of what's "playable", you chase a horse and she's 100% only looking forward to "riding" it.
no it's a game from scratch made by the guy who did her horsekino. Like this model is definitely not taken from anywhere. Dunno about the world. Also it has swimming unlike Starfield
Why can't he just make new videos? patreon porn games are fucking scam, they are never finished.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
he is trying to ascend, i hate him for not making more kino..but also respect him
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah man, they always do this. Make something good and get enough subscribers and then fuck around with promises and one feature added every 6 months, while the patreon buck is still floding in. I am disappointed in him.
I remember staying up all night to beat the 2013 game in 1 sitting on day 1 and going into a Microbiology lab in college the next day and my eyes and back were so fucked up from playing for like 20ish hours and getting no sleep lol.
They don’t they fucking hate them especially when no one is watching. The ones that do are all druggies or dead beats. White men mix the most while White women the least.
It's a hobby that requires quite some cash. It just so happens to be really popular with well off families that are uh white. Why exactly is it a white women thing I don't know man.
why the FUCK even in current year do items and accessories "on" characters not latch in the right fucking place in basically every game?
why is this allowed? I know damned well its not that hard to fix, ive seen how to dev in VR and how you'd use a pivot point to fix this in seconds.
Most people won't pay that much attention to the glow stick on her waste if it's floating off of her a little, but if it was clipping through her leg as she ran, then everyone would notice it.
>moves from bimbo fetish to ryona fetish >Sqeenix acts as though this is perfectly normal and lets the devs make animations of a woman getting beaten and killed for 3 entire games
you do you bro, but I'm gonna pass
Having played Rise, if they'd put half the effort into the writing and gameplay as they put into modeling her ass in those tight pants, It'd have been GOTY material.
I love the music.
The shooting part is also more satisfying in Rise than in 2013 and not asinine like in Shadow.
I love the lore more in Rise than ooga booga emperor's new groove in Shadow
It feels like 2013 but three times more polished.
Yes, it's the best out of the three.
Y'know, the moment TR2013 released I started to notice the r34 surrounding Lara became a lot more sexually violent and brutal compared to back when she was the old school Lara.
Because nuLara has a victim mentality. Like if you went on an adventure with her and then just suddenly start groping her every now and then, she would be too shocked and confused to fight you off. Old Lara would never let you do that and if she did, she‘d be into it and gladly reciprocate. nuLaura isn’t that confident though. You start getting more frisky with her. Slap on the butt, when she walks past. It would be like a game in itself. Slowly start degrading her sexually more and more, until she is your slave. Then one day you hold her dick outnin front of you and tell her to suck it. Slap everytime she tries to speak and then finally relents, seekng no other way out. She insists it was just a one time thing afterwards, but it’s only going downhill from there.
nuLara is for cumming hard inside of while choking her out. Not hard enough for her to actually black out, but enough to make her feel like she will, then showering her with affection afterward until she associates the rough stuff in bed with the love that follows.
Quite possibly the greatest Lara sex scene ever. The lightning, sheen of sweat, motion, facial expression, position and situation. That subtlety is mostly lost in porn today.
ok so she's not as overtly sexualized as mega milkers aka her original form but she's got a fit slim body and I still like that. look at that ass. she's probably a horny slut just begging for the D. she might have all manner of fucked up kinks you don't even know about yet, and since she's so athletic she can take a beating. yeah basically she's still pretty sexy.
maybe you have a point, but I would like to point out that like 99% of all cosplayers don't really look like lara either but I'd still beat them with my meat stick. maybe I just have low standards, I don't know.
cosplayers are just people playing pretend.They don't represent the actual character. They are just having fun (with your money, most of the times)
Also "good enough for me = good enough for the character" isn't exactly discussing aboutwha't's bettr/appropriate for said character
ok fair points, so then I ask you; how do you want to see the character represented and why? what about this current incarnation is unpalatable to you? and if you just say, "I want to see her depicted in her classic form" then you need to follow that up with an explanation that elucidates why her classic form is better. is it really just huge knockers, or is there something more?
She should dip the lower half of herself into logs or water springs and let tentacle mushrooms fuck her.
That should be what her outdoorsy stuff should be about, finding the next whole to crawl into. Hygiene mechanics.
honestly? A woman wearing modest and normal utilitarian clothing is the sexiest thing I can imagine. I'm totally burned out on stripper wear, I don't want to see any more skin than would be reasonably comfortable in day to day convenience.
A woman's ass looks best in jeans, tits look best in a sports bra with a fitted shirt, and I will die a happy man on this hill before I admit otherwise.
nice male gaze Mod cis bigot
are you affraid of real women? omg go touch some grass incel
i bet you like muscles like the closet fag you are, real women have fat hon
I love that there's much more porn and much more degenerate porn of this Lara. Never saw bullet titty Lara get gangbanged by ogres for a week straight.
Not just talking about the fidelity of the model. Just that old Lara was explicitly sexual and nuLara is intentionally less sexual and yet the fans ship nuLara with all kinds of degenerate shit. I love it.
The intentional signaling that the devs were downplaying the overt sexuality of the character everyone knew the old as having probably played a large part of it.
The funniest irony is the first game, so the closest to their pure vision of nuLara, is riddled with a ridiculous amount of ryona so that's on the devs.
Aloy needs the same treatment honestly. If studios are insistent on removing the sexy from games just coom harder than ever to fat ugly aloy getting railed by 500 ugly bastards.
It would take too much work to unfuck how Aloy looks. The changes to Lara to porn Lara are actually minimal, it's like turning a pretty girl into a slightly bimbo'd pretty girl. Aloy would take some real manhours.
A hot Aloy would corner the Amazon market though.
>left: unique beauty with defined features in body and face, iconic facial features they made a movie after >right: literally just some not fat white girl you see browsing in PacSun with bad posture
I've been beating my meat for close to two decades now and have sex with my wife almost daily, still I could easily bust a nut to that simple screenshot. Lara is just too fucking fine I swear.
>So you want what I'm having...
if you mean wanting a slutwife lara that deserves only the BEST in horse hung dick. regardless of whether that's on literal horses or not, then yes. i want a slutwife lara that teases men with her sexy body in slutty clothes and her flirtatious english attitude! and i want her to get piped down by a horse cock also! sexy slutwife lara!
>So you want what I'm having...
if you mean wanting a slutwife lara that deserves only the BEST in horse hung dick. regardless of whether that's on literal horses or not, then yes. i want a slutwife lara that teases men with her sexy body in slutty clothes and her flirtatious english attitude! and i want her to get piped down by a horse cock also! sexy slutwife lara!
Women reeed until this was completely erased because they don't want to have someone like Angelina Jolie showing men what a peak woman is. Fat ass. Fat tits. Supermodel face. Tight waist. Literally no flaws unlike nu Lara who is filled with flaws and looks like a smoothie barista.
Theoretically speaking...is it allowed to post webm with horses that happen to have erect penises here? It's just animal, it's nothing sexual. Just some webm of girls brushing their horses while they have erection. In theory.
But you know what kind of webms i am talking about, right? Like that long haired girl extrating semen with that horse condom or whatever it is...or that 15y old girl brushing her horse while it's probably happy to see her, from the looks of it.
Just how long do you think games like this rule34video,com/videos/3094423/carnal-instinkt-centaur-fucks-female-draconid2/ or wild life or something are in development? They will never get finished, ever. And this is the exact same type of the game.
I hate troons, sjw's, and other homosexuals that will aggressively simp for ugly hags when we could have hot girls in vidya.
At this point i'd rather just delete all female characters from vidya all together.
made for me
Horses cant type
wtf is a pitbull doing on 2channel
That ass is way too fucking fat
>safehorny body proportions and clothing
Think of the children and the femcels guys, let's not remind women that men also have standards, it's too cruel a thing to do, they literally just burst into tears screaming "incel incel incel" and "unrealistic standards of beauty".
>meanwhile, in a point and click adventure game
, in a point and click adventure game
She doesn't show anything either in tat webm
>safehorny
COMMIT AN HERO IMMEDIATELY
>COMMIT AN HERO IMMEDIATELY
>probably used the term "coomer" unironically hundreds of times before, term which was also memed into existence through being spammed
Tranny bro, i'm sorry, but i'll continue using the term until you "an" sunset yourself.
>newfag falling for schizo bait
>muh heccin reddit/shitcord conspiracy
classic
I work with someone that looks just like her
cute butt
Flat
If anything, they just made her even hotter with realistic proportions.
this but unironically. medium is premium. og lara is pretty good too but i think i like this one better personally.
SNIFF
best Lara
Imagine going on an adventure with her and you both try to squeeze through a small gap in a wall and her butt is firmly on your crotch
disgusting eew
It would take maybe 3 days max to be fucking at camp like sweaty stinky explorers. That is if you’re not repulsive. Anytime
Just three days?
Yes women are whores the moment there’s no social pressure, if you seem like you can fuck then it will be no issues for mostly anyone
Didn’t know that
>Excuse me Miss Croft, it appears my genitals are touching your posterior. It seems a more tactful way to enter this small gap would be for us to go one at a time, instead of going in at the same time. Please, after you, m'lady.
Why is she always moaning though when she does this to me, specifically?
Ah well, no complaints
She always insist we go at the same time, even though we both won’t fit
That sounds kinda hot
that sounds kinda gay you girl kissing fag
Why not just say "imagine fucking her"?
Why the rube goldberg levels of fantasy?
>he doesn't want lara croft's ass grinding up against his crotch
sounds kinda gay anon
>Why the rube goldberg levels of fantasy?
they add flavor to the dish. They're the seasoning
wypipo dont season dey fantasies
>Boobs smaller
>Ass bigger
The amerimutt treatment
>ass bigger
IDK it looks like the same size as her ass in underworld. And at least with that game for a good chunk of the game she wears a butt swallowing swimsuit and get to watch her run around in it barefoot.
They literally made her boobs smaller and the ass bigger between all 3 remakes
and that's not a bad thing
t.nagger
t.horse
I can watch this webm on repeat nonstop. Her cheeks are hypnotizing
thats not her butt you retards her clothes inflate with the pressure of water as she's swimming
as soon as you get out of the water the clothes hug her form again
for only the swimming sections does her ass look that big
t. played the game
>thats not her butt you retards her clothes inflate with the pressure of water as she's swimming
as soon as you get out of the water the clothes hug her form again
for only the swimming sections does her ass look that big
t. played the game
t. doesn't know how to greentext a whole paragraph
Is there an actual way of greentexting a pasta with line breaks without using quotation mark on every new line?
yes, guess you'll never know huh basedboy b2r with you... chuddie!!!
So there's no way to do that and you just like being a pretentious homosexual trying to pass as an oldfag?
I said yes lol, how retarded can you be. Go back to lurking dude...
No there isn't. Greentext that full post and prove it.
horse
i genuinely cant tell if this is porn or ingame cutscene
the first game was so blatant with the fetishes it's pretty insane. the gore cutscenes when you fail a QTE were way too detailed and numerous.
it is worth to even play it right now?
I've played only the first game and a bit of the second game and it is extremely boring.
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
Yeah the animator(s) didn't even try to hide it.
thats snuff movie level animation right here. I pity the animator who had to do research for death animations
>pity
He did it gladly.
If the Mortal Kombat 11 animator allegedly got PTSD from having to go through reference materials for animating all the gore in fatalities then surely the Lara Croft dev got it too. imagine going through all that snuff for reference materials, looking at how people twitch during the moments of death as the last flickers of neurons fire only to be extinguished
how is that even legal? doesn't seem like safe work conditions
it's perfectly safe if you're not a castrated ninny
we are talking about western game devs though so it checks out
This ain't fucking 1960, you can bring a company to court due to psychological abuse
>doesn't seem like safe work conditions
how is it unsafe work? you sit on the computer watching snuff films there zero risk of any physical harm.
>I pity the animator who had to do research for death animations
okay redditor, not like gore sites didn't exist since 2004
>xD looking at gore since 2004 doesn't make me a literal psycho retard!
lmao
>since 2004
You should see House of Velez's death scenes, it makes this look tame in comparison
what snuff? she doged all spears except the one that goes through her head like a clipping model
It's not a fetish, it's ART
do... do you have more of this, anon? or do you know where can I get more?
Youtube compilations
Imagine doing an entire game about ryona and then playing it up as progressive.
hot
>surpasses kino
we were so spoiled..
>btq is worse
>bits is worse
>btq is worse
It had better lighting, better models, better setting, and featured vaginal sex (the whole appeal of bestiality, anal fags FUCK OFF).
Did I stutter?
Apparentely you did as you seem to have implied that breaking the quiet was worse then lara with horses.
>implied
No I didn't, I stated the fact. The scenes are worse. The overall direction is worse. Quiet is ugly as hell and literally the only reason she was picked is because AP is a certified retard and picked the character for something he would spend multiple YEARS by simply running the poll where every single mouth-breathing normalfag voted for seasonal FOTM waifu.
I still don't get how quiet was even fotm. It's an ugly render with a okayish body, the skimpy attire and kojimbo's "she breave frew her skeern" meme only slightly added appeal. honestly ruined a lot of content for so long considering how popular she ended up being
MGSV was a FOTM, every single normalfag was playing it at the exact same time the poll was active. Also kojimafags, self-explanatory.
And iirc she was literally the only one seasonal waifu at that time, no other big releases in sight.
tl;dr AP has negative IQ
if you don't understand why people like quiet you're either a Paz enjoyer instead or your gay sorry dude. if I have to explain anything it just proves you're low test.
brother she's just a normal looking woman in skimpy attire. an aged up in the face version of joost with zero makeup. her only bonus point is that she's a woman that doesn't say anything.
and yea me rike Paz.
It's also a fact that breaking the quiet had better lighting, better texturing, better models, better everything. It actually looks professionally created. All Lara has is
>dude the dick goes all the way through her lmao
while looking like something someone made in blender over the weekend.
Truly the pinnacle of porn animation.
>Moralizing to people who wanna fuck ass when you're a dogfucker
Stay in school timmy.
Bits doesn't even have horse content yet.
What is this?
Attractive women can't be desexualized. The new MJ is fugly and even then I'd pump her full of seed if I saw her on all 4s.
Needs to be resexualized
Horses sure are lucky
they were pretty bold to start the game like this
>horse picture
she's 100 % rubbing it to lara with horse part 2
There's a note in that selfsame room about how she's lamenting no-one wanting to fuck her. And one about how she's basically masturbating to her horse railing her. At the end of what's "playable", you chase a horse and she's 100% only looking forward to "riding" it.
>horse picture on the wall
Subtle
>Horse pic
What does she mean by this?
oh you cheeky cunt
>the horse
> horse pic
Lost it.
Goddamn that's hot as fuck, like some SFM's are just top tier.
that's actually the intro to a game demo
I mean....it's using coomer mods right? Or someone just made their own game with the assets making it into a coomer game?
no it's a game from scratch made by the guy who did her horsekino. Like this model is definitely not taken from anywhere. Dunno about the world. Also it has swimming unlike Starfield
Wow, it actually looks pretty good for a one person job. The water and swimming look good.
he has a small team
What's the name of that Lara game?
beasts in the sun it's just a demo for now tho
Why can't he just make new videos? patreon porn games are fucking scam, they are never finished.
he is trying to ascend, i hate him for not making more kino..but also respect him
Nah man, they always do this. Make something good and get enough subscribers and then fuck around with promises and one feature added every 6 months, while the patreon buck is still floding in. I am disappointed in him.
Kek the horse pic
What game?
There is no title but the filename is there, pal
does she have anything besides the usual safehorny ass?
So tired of assgays
Daym, Kate's face looks worse though compared to Syberia 3.
https://earlygame.com/gaming/the-new-tomb-raider-game-will-come-sooner-than-expected
what will lara look like in the new game
They want to make her look like some square-jawed actress I forgot the name of
i transheart coomers
god i wish i was a horse
Posting in an equine thread
salsa?
I love my wife Rise Lara so much it's unreal
cos theres no cock like horse cock, send your body into shock
so women cant have a biological woman body anymore without being sexualized?
what are you, a mudslime?
Lara is literal perfection given form
>frumpy shitface with no sex appeal
lmao
Nobody thinks about that nobody-next-door when the Lara Croft name is heard
I remember staying up all night to beat the 2013 game in 1 sitting on day 1 and going into a Microbiology lab in college the next day and my eyes and back were so fucked up from playing for like 20ish hours and getting no sleep lol.
Its been 5 years since Lara's last game.
And I still masturbate to Rise Lara the most of any waifu, yes. She doesn't need new games to be hot.
>Update
try a dozen of years
Is this the thread?
Why? WHY?
Ponder the fragrance
So this is what the Yamnaya invasion looked like!
You just know
My momma was right about horse girls.
Obligatory video of old Lara actress saying her son found her version of Lara hot:
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Horse thread
Horse board
why are white women like this
Because they can afford horses
Brazilian women can only afford donkeys
>huge 1000lb+ dumb wild beast they think they control
>large monster cock
hmmm... I wonder why they also like black males.
They don’t they fucking hate them especially when no one is watching. The ones that do are all druggies or dead beats. White men mix the most while White women the least.
It's a hobby that requires quite some cash. It just so happens to be really popular with well off families that are uh white. Why exactly is it a white women thing I don't know man.
not a degenerate, i swear. but i have a growing fantasy of seeing the women in my life get impaled by huge horse cock.
>women in my life
Your… mom?
mom, girlfriend, samus aran, i'm not picky.
you are being silly, you've never had a gf
somewhat true, because my girlfriend is HORSE OWNED
you want a horse to cuck you? describe the scenario for the class.
why the FUCK even in current year do items and accessories "on" characters not latch in the right fucking place in basically every game?
why is this allowed? I know damned well its not that hard to fix, ive seen how to dev in VR and how you'd use a pivot point to fix this in seconds.
I want that butt on my face
Reduce clipping
whats the point of reducing clipping if the thing is obviously not attached in the first place? both are visual bugs.
Most people won't pay that much attention to the glow stick on her waste if it's floating off of her a little, but if it was clipping through her leg as she ran, then everyone would notice it.
I'm paying more attention to that ass anyway
then most people are retards.
this was ok on the ps3. not now.
Yes desexualiazed, old lara is superior.
Just desexualizing a character is not enough for the israelites.
The character must also be de-sensualized and de-beautyfied.
And nuLara is the posterchild for that shit
Rise Lara is the poster child for how western waifus should be.
You have not played the Witcher 3, I take it?
god I wanna sniff her smelly butt so much
this but also eat out her ass while she tries to tell me about her day
Lara farts in her sleep
I'd pull the covers up over my own head then
Too bad, because you both share the same bed
I don't care what anyone says nu-tomb raider is the textbook example of how to design a good female character.
I don't care what anyone says Rise Lara is the definition of a 10.
Yes
so perfect
>moves from bimbo fetish to ryona fetish
>Sqeenix acts as though this is perfectly normal and lets the devs make animations of a woman getting beaten and killed for 3 entire games
you do you bro, but I'm gonna pass
That's just the first one, they clearly made a conscious effort to cut down on gory deaths heavily after that.
bang tidy ass m8s
Why are her death scenes in all the games so gruesome, I worry about the developers' mental health
Baby Lara, soft round breasts.
I've always liked nu-lara
>tfw went from tiddy man to being an ass man
fellas am I evil?
you are turning black
you meant homosexual
why do I usually associate tits with conservative family and ass with sodomy
no boba no buy
Tfw no equilateral triangle titties gf
Why do all lara thread devolve to horse threads? you know shes all about the British Broadcasting Corporation
You have no power here.
H O R S E D
NuLara is hotter than old Lara, but old Lara has better gameplay.
>people complained she wasn’t hot enough 10 years ago
Kek if only they knew what was coming
Go to a gym
See plenty of women with big tits and ass working out
They exist and they are plentiful.
Any creature that screeches about sexualization of female characters in videogames should not exist
no act against them is immoral
i dont care what the coomers say, Lara in rise of the tomb riader is pure sex
Look at what you type before you post, retard.
Having played Rise, if they'd put half the effort into the writing and gameplay as they put into modeling her ass in those tight pants, It'd have been GOTY material.
I seriously can't get passed the floating glowstick its pissing me off.
triple A studio.
hnnnng
Shame, since it's the best out of the new trilogy too.
>uglier, shrter and more annoying character
>worse story
>worse characters
>more repetitive setting and enemies
>shitty side quests
The best...
I love the music.
The shooting part is also more satisfying in Rise than in 2013 and not asinine like in Shadow.
I love the lore more in Rise than ooga booga emperor's new groove in Shadow
It feels like 2013 but three times more polished.
Yes, it's the best out of the three.
oh and it hits a little close to home since it's kinda tied with Christianity... what with Jacob being a semi-Jesus and all.
>the following one is worse
>it was made with better computers
compelling arguments
No joke, it feels like it is. Shooting enemies in 2013 and Rise feels good. In Shadow I oftentimes feel like I'm shooting clay dolls.
post the swimming webm
Y'know, the moment TR2013 released I started to notice the r34 surrounding Lara became a lot more sexually violent and brutal compared to back when she was the old school Lara.
Because Rise Lara is for being dominated and cummed inside
>dominated and cummed inside
by horses
>sexually violent
Have you seen the deaths in that game? That's why.
Because nuLara has a victim mentality. Like if you went on an adventure with her and then just suddenly start groping her every now and then, she would be too shocked and confused to fight you off. Old Lara would never let you do that and if she did, she‘d be into it and gladly reciprocate. nuLaura isn’t that confident though. You start getting more frisky with her. Slap on the butt, when she walks past. It would be like a game in itself. Slowly start degrading her sexually more and more, until she is your slave. Then one day you hold her dick outnin front of you and tell her to suck it. Slap everytime she tries to speak and then finally relents, seekng no other way out. She insists it was just a one time thing afterwards, but it’s only going downhill from there.
nuLara is for cumming hard inside of while choking her out. Not hard enough for her to actually black out, but enough to make her feel like she will, then showering her with affection afterward until she associates the rough stuff in bed with the love that follows.
>Small milker Lara
They just hate milkers. Why?
Tits > ass
right is so perfect
Based. Old Lara had it all though
Which game is this?
TR Legend
thanks
>You will never see Lara in a dress ever again.
Dresses are not acceptable anymore in Europe and the US.
Didn't realize how hard they nerfed her tits damn.
You can have no tits and a nice figure. You cannot have a nice figure and no ass.
Checkmate asstheist
Post the hottest Lara Croft porn you know.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8470923
God I wish that were me doing that to her
God I wish that were me doing that to him
These people should be making cutscenes for actual video games holy shit.
That would be very stupid of them, porn pays better.
obviously lara with horse, but this is pretty kino too, her face in this is just WOW
imagine not knowing i already said what it is
fr fr
>Lara Croft does all the work
>mfw
Quite possibly the greatest Lara sex scene ever. The lightning, sheen of sweat, motion, facial expression, position and situation. That subtlety is mostly lost in porn today.
Gentlemen, I really fucking love beautiful white women who are into bestiality.
Based
does it feel good being on the same degeneracy level as the average indian and muslim that fucks animals?
He said he likes women who are into bestiality. No one here fucks animals
Face >>>>>
Everything about her is perfect and I wouldn't change a thing. I wish porn wouldn't stop taking so many liberties with her proportions.
>beaten with the ugly stick
Lmao not that one, tho
Homosexuals are not welcome here
The 2013 version mogs the rest. Don't @ me
>newfag trying to fit in with his social media memes
ok so she's not as overtly sexualized as mega milkers aka her original form but she's got a fit slim body and I still like that. look at that ass. she's probably a horny slut just begging for the D. she might have all manner of fucked up kinks you don't even know about yet, and since she's so athletic she can take a beating. yeah basically she's still pretty sexy.
>yeah basically she's still pretty sexy.
>censorshit bingo meme
She doesn't look like Lara and she's nothing compared to her
maybe you have a point, but I would like to point out that like 99% of all cosplayers don't really look like lara either but I'd still beat them with my meat stick. maybe I just have low standards, I don't know.
cosplayers are just people playing pretend.They don't represent the actual character. They are just having fun (with your money, most of the times)
Also "good enough for me = good enough for the character" isn't exactly discussing aboutwha't's bettr/appropriate for said character
ok fair points, so then I ask you; how do you want to see the character represented and why? what about this current incarnation is unpalatable to you? and if you just say, "I want to see her depicted in her classic form" then you need to follow that up with an explanation that elucidates why her classic form is better. is it really just huge knockers, or is there something more?
She should dip the lower half of herself into logs or water springs and let tentacle mushrooms fuck her.
That should be what her outdoorsy stuff should be about, finding the next whole to crawl into. Hygiene mechanics.
fresh of the presses
the mating presses
sauce
great ass
Real talk to the people that have played the nugames:
Does it feel like edging while playing?
No. It feels like you're playing some shitty re-imagening of Tomb Raider.
Come on, I love ass and I think this is disingenuous. For some reason tits aren't allowed.
That's not her
Gays not allowed
>Zoomers are so sex-starved they think this is titillating.
Female bodies are titillating
>YOWEE ZOWEE IS THAT A FULLY CLOTHED WOMAN WITH AN AVERAGE BODY??? JESUS FUCK I CAN'T CONTAIN MY BONER
Pathetic.
youre wrong chuddy, the average female body is like 5'5 and weighs 80kg
ARE YOU FUCKING GAY
honestly? A woman wearing modest and normal utilitarian clothing is the sexiest thing I can imagine. I'm totally burned out on stripper wear, I don't want to see any more skin than would be reasonably comfortable in day to day convenience.
A woman's ass looks best in jeans, tits look best in a sports bra with a fitted shirt, and I will die a happy man on this hill before I admit otherwise.
holy homosexual
t. scared of women
wtf im a zoomer???
The best part is there are like 5 different kino variants of her porn body and they all make me coom.
HNGGGGG
quit horsing around
nice male gaze Mod cis bigot
are you affraid of real women? omg go touch some grass incel
i bet you like muscles like the closet fag you are, real women have fat hon
I love that there's much more porn and much more degenerate porn of this Lara. Never saw bullet titty Lara get gangbanged by ogres for a week straight.
I hate that if I just want normal porn of her being fucked by an adult man I have to add a bunch of exclusions
Yeah, 3D models are hotter than blocky triangles
Not just talking about the fidelity of the model. Just that old Lara was explicitly sexual and nuLara is intentionally less sexual and yet the fans ship nuLara with all kinds of degenerate shit. I love it.
The intentional signaling that the devs were downplaying the overt sexuality of the character everyone knew the old as having probably played a large part of it.
The funniest irony is the first game, so the closest to their pure vision of nuLara, is riddled with a ridiculous amount of ryona so that's on the devs.
Her porn feels like it is made by real honest to god fetishists, high grade ones. Not shitty coomers.
Aloy needs the same treatment honestly. If studios are insistent on removing the sexy from games just coom harder than ever to fat ugly aloy getting railed by 500 ugly bastards.
It would take too much work to unfuck how Aloy looks. The changes to Lara to porn Lara are actually minimal, it's like turning a pretty girl into a slightly bimbo'd pretty girl. Aloy would take some real manhours.
A hot Aloy would corner the Amazon market though.
>It would take too much work to unfuck how Aloy looks.
Paper bag or one of its many variations; including gimp mask.
There.
Problem solved.
she still has no curves, hourglass figure,femininity or sex appeal.
Just refer to Trip (Enslaved) for past robotapocalypse redhead
I played the first game and then just focused on her porn, ignoring the 2 sequels.
I think 100% of men would fuck Lara. She's formulated in a lab to be the sexiest most desirable woman possible.
Yeah the classic one. Intimidated betas aside.
Cool, you saved the one I made without the nose ring. Good for you.
I'm a man. I like big tits. Nu Lara is not hot enough for me and looks like just another girl.
>looks like just another girl.
This.
Not worthy of being a character, especially one with an established design
When you see this its even more obvious
>left: unique beauty with defined features in body and face, iconic facial features they made a movie after
>right: literally just some not fat white girl you see browsing in PacSun with bad posture
True true.
How they evend considered viable the idea of moving away from a recognizable, well liked design? It's what makes IPs long lived
That design doesn't fit modern realisme
Has anybody ever asked for this "modern realism"?
It only made games worse and more expensive
Yeah i prefer this one over the one that has that weird writing tattoo on side of her belly. Slight tanning lines are sexo.
someone post that scene where she gets impaled in the river
I know that we All love horses, but what do you think of Darklust's videos?
2013 Lara Croft is the cutest version
She's the only passable nuLara, and only in the cgi opening
Would have been even fine if they didn'tcall her Lara, of all characters
Do I play this on ps5 or pc Gankerros?
PC with coomer outfit mods obviously
>ps5
Why the fuck would any sane person consider this is PC is an option?
feels good to be a softcore chad
Reddit fun fact
There's more footage of lara porn than the game lenght of her games.
A bunch of them tell fucked up overarching narratives too so there much be more character development for porn lara than canon lara.
Might be easier importing a female orc snu snu model and making it into an Aloy than working with what Sony has.
I've been beating my meat for close to two decades now and have sex with my wife almost daily, still I could easily bust a nut to that simple screenshot. Lara is just too fucking fine I swear.
Nu-Lara is hot but her personality in the games lack sex appeal. She sounds like she's about to cry everytime she speaks.
hot
>Nu-Lara is hot but her personality in the games lack sex appeal. She sounds like she's about to cry everytime she speaks.
>Nu-Lara is hot
Enough with this tired meme.
Attainability fetish doesn't make her hot
Nope, being gorgeous makes her hot
>things that never happened makes her hot
She's unironically attractive you simpleton.
in the same way aloy, nujill and bg3 girls are, yes
I love Jill!
This game is hard to play in November.
God i wish She was raped by the island people in the first game if you lose qte. There are just dumb guro deaths.
Nice dumpy
Lara really need some werewolf dick too.
ERPing with Lara as a shota emptied my balls.
As soon as the horse videos started, shotas disappeared from Lara videos lol.
Lara shota videos still gets made by RastafarianSFM despite being deleted by r34 sites.
I don't count 1s loops as videos.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/posts/72cfc4367ebd7da48cb969f8845b652a
What other websites allow shota content besides sankaku? I don't mind it but that fucking site is so slow for me
>I don't mind it but that fucking site is so slow for me
It's slow for all of us, Anon
https://rule34hentai.net
But you need to make an account and the site's navigation sucks dick.
Thanks anon I forgot this one existed
>It's slow for all of us, Anon
But are there better alternatives like the anon mentioned in the reply above?
What the name of the website that you're using for Lara ai?
What website did you used?
Damn, mine is never this talkative and always keeps repeating everything it says
I personally think they made her hotter, so SJW's took an L on that front. Fuck em.
Reminder that Lara is canonically a lesbian. Deal with it you chuds.
Tell that to all the little boys, horses and dogs she's fucked
>Sam hasn't appeared since the first game.
>She shows romantic attraction to men at least twice.
All that is canon is that She dislike human males.
I kinda like the Lara Croft I played on that one tomb raider remake Xbox made free back in the day. She wasn't a snarky brit but still hot.
Magical.
wonderful
Thoughts?
no TLR no buy
It's the only thing I'm looking forward to right now.
Needs more Brazil in that ass. Like, 100% more Brazil and she'd look great.
So you like obese girls?
No, i want a woman where all her fat went directly to her hips and ass if i can't have huge tits and huge ass. Fucking gaymer gayt
My wife!
Hotwife*
Well, yeah...
i want her to be my hotwife and get railed by horses and ugly bastards and hung roided out meatheads
So you want what I'm having...
...
>So you want what I'm having...
if you mean wanting a slutwife lara that deserves only the BEST in horse hung dick. regardless of whether that's on literal horses or not, then yes. i want a slutwife lara that teases men with her sexy body in slutty clothes and her flirtatious english attitude! and i want her to get piped down by a horse cock also! sexy slutwife lara!
Lara's areolas are much bigger and slightly darker!!!
Proof?
>unironically using obscure porn terms that were creating as an advertisement campaign
I hate that new Mustard model everyone uses, the old Lara model was better. Her face just looks kind of puffy or something, not sure what feels off.
Can you not?
Your ass to ass moment will come soon
How did they get away with so blatantly ripping of Kate Beckinsale for nu-Lara?
It is what the people want.
what the fuck was up with her and her daughter on social media?
I don't know? Please tell me they had lesbian incest sex.
Not exactly but close enough. They probably do stuff to each other when cameras aren't watching
I think you need to get your eyes checked, if you even have any that is.
>128 years old, no wall in sight
how is it possible bros
Some women just mature gracefully. But those are not the women that end up in vidya.
I hate ugly hags, cute hags are top notch though.
tfw had a one night stand with her about 15 years ago and it's still the best sex I've ever had
Based. Don't even care if you made it up, i believe it.
I love Lara!
Imagine going on an adventure with her and you both try to crawl through a small gap in a wall and she blasts one right in your face.
I just don't understand why these people have become so scared/gay. Why do no conservatives own these corps? Fuck man. No closet conservatives either.
I love this gigaStacy so much
Women reeed until this was completely erased because they don't want to have someone like Angelina Jolie showing men what a peak woman is. Fat ass. Fat tits. Supermodel face. Tight waist. Literally no flaws unlike nu Lara who is filled with flaws and looks like a smoothie barista.
Theoretically speaking...is it allowed to post webm with horses that happen to have erect penises here? It's just animal, it's nothing sexual. Just some webm of girls brushing their horses while they have erection. In theory.
i got banned for it in the past so no
But you know what kind of webms i am talking about, right? Like that long haired girl extrating semen with that horse condom or whatever it is...or that 15y old girl brushing her horse while it's probably happy to see her, from the looks of it.
>long haired girl extrating semen with that horse condom
that's what i got banned for
Ah... I see. But why? It's a normal thing they do on horse farms.
janny hated lusting for that filled condom
Post a catbox link anon, I'm intrigued
It's natural and for what it's worth....GUESS WHAT? YOU GOTTA CLEAN THEIR SHEATH FOR HEALTH REASONS!
So how come Lara was never into dogs? While girls like Honoka are obsessed with them?
>So how come Lara was never into dogs?
She literally has a paw tattoo
But there are not so many videos. Horses win with her
>Horses win with her
And that's a good thing. Horses are way better for Lara.
Just how long do you think games like this rule34video,com/videos/3094423/carnal-instinkt-centaur-fucks-female-draconid2/ or wild life or something are in development? They will never get finished, ever. And this is the exact same type of the game.
I like how TR and RE ended up going to the moon tech wise for the coomer genre. Think of the level of tech before these 2 game exploded everything.
>desexualized
rule34 has made every vidya waifu a whore so I'll still get to nut
My favorites are futa 2B fucking that tiny femboy 9ass. She's so aggresive with him in them, so fucking hot.
Which artist has the best sfm for nu-Lara(no futa shit)?
I hate troons, sjw's, and other homosexuals that will aggressively simp for ugly hags when we could have hot girls in vidya.
At this point i'd rather just delete all female characters from vidya all together.
>hot girls
as in, just anime girls weeb homosexual?
>small tits
>tight but shapely ass that looks as delectable as a bowl of strawberries
based
reminder that "THIC" (fat slob) fags will die on the DoTR
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2318888
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3494221
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4743148
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4673495
I want to make babies with nuLara
and let her raise them herself
>desexualised
that cute little ass is made for proning
Sorry ladies but you're shaped like a pole. You have no tits. You are not a woman.
you don't mount tits to breed.
>Liking asses
Sorry I'm not black.
White Men have been liking asses since the dawn of time. What naggers prefer is disgusting cellulite.
Nothing wrong with a little cellulite
Every woman in 2023 wears ass pants.
why
The world is hyper-sexualised, they show both titties and ass/legs as much as possible.
I know, I just don't understand why every girl these days wear those high-waist jeans
Normiefad.
ass too flat