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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woah woah, why is her plugsuit white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the final movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The movie was hot fricking garbage more than half of the movie is just battle ship comms dialogue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about Evangelion Imagery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's her burial clothes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      racism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She join the KKK NERV branch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the final movie

      Anything after EoE isn't worth watching. Also kind of related but is there any decent NGE games? The DS Rei caretaking sim and the N64 game come to mind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's an untranslated PS2 strategy RPG game that's very indepth and Anno wrote a bunch of what-if scenarios you can play out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DS Rei caretaking sim
        I had no idea this existed. Is it good?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's called Neon Genesis Evangelion: Ayanami Raising Project. Pretty much raise her and do stuff together. Genuinely a decent game for what it is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So that's a port of the JAP Dreamcast game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's the fake Shikinami Asuka.
      Souryu Asuka only shows up for a single scene in the rebuild anime.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous


        >Shinji literally mans the frick up and attains godhood
        >he can do ANYTHING now
        >he decides to go visit the real EoE Asuka
        >"Yeah I liked you too b***h. Say hi to Kenken for me."
        >YEET

        I am beyond fricking mad at Anno for that last 20 minutes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>Shinji literally mans the frick up and attains godhood
          >>he can do ANYTHING now
          >>he decides to go visit the real EoE Asuka
          >>"Yeah I liked you too b***h. Say hi to Kenken for me."
          >>YEET

          wait, gimme a synopsis of what actually happens in the last few minutes, I'm never gonna watch it so don't worry about spoilers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous


            Gendo becomes Lord of the Keikaku and activates the Third Impact, the Fourth Impact, and the MOTHERFRICKING ADDITIONAL IMPACT all at once. Shinji acts horribly depressed for the first half of the movie, but ReiQ gives him the pep talk of a lifetime and gets him on his feet again, only for her to get Tang'd in front of him (Gendo did it on purpose to hurt Shinji because frick you). Shinji then goes back to Misato, who stops being a grumpy c**t and gets her shit together, and they go to whoop Gendo's ass. Shinji at a later point in the film goes god mode because various circumstances. Shinji then gets in the fricking robot of his own will, fights Gendo who is in 13, and eventually Gendo breaks down and explains his life story of how he was a depressed kid like Shinji but was saved by Yui, who then goes poof inside 01. This prompts Gendo to make a deal with the devil (SEELE) to get her back, at the cost of Tang.

            Turns out Gendo was fricking wrong, and Yui was never in 01. She was instead inside Shinji, which is why he could never find her. Shinji then foils Gendo's plan with her help, and then goes to save everyone. Asuka is pulled off the EOE beach and sent back to reality. Rei (real Rei from 1.0 and the TV series) is sent back to reality. Shinji then sits alone in the void, content to just disappear, but Mari pulls him out and saves him. Mari then wins the Shinjibowl and pisses everyone off.

            Note this summary skips over all the massive amounts of 2deep4u and "what the frick is that" Biblical references.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like the story was better off disconnected from the original plot an should have stayed in the future of the rebuilds. did you like the movie? was it any good?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but I really liked all of the new Evangelion films. They're literally a sequel to all of the originals. Everything is canon. It is both a retelling of the story, and the continuation. The entire thing is about Shinji (Anno) breaking out of the cycle of remaking Evangelion.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then why did Unit 01 go completely out of its way to protect Shinji on multiple occasions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its actually Shinji crossdressing

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rebuild

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Besides EOE, Rebuild is far better than the OG and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't though. 1.11 is just a recap, 2.22 is the only decent one and the rest are dogshit. Anno is a hack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1.11 is a fantastic recap and the Ramiel fight is the equivalent the SW: A New Hope trench run of anime.
          2.22 was kino, especially the Sahaquiel run with the 3 evas and the ending where where shit goes crazy.

          3.33 was a disappointment because everyone wanted to see the stuff in the 2.22 preview, the fall of NERV/Gendo, basically the equivalent of first half of EOE in Rebuild.
          But instead they decided they can't have a movie without Shinji so we have 14 year timeskip.
          That's why there's talks right now of a "2.5, what the frick happened in the timeskip" movie from Anno himself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            patrician take, but evangelion has always been mediocre

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Black person

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              EoE/NGE was amazing. Everything after was mediocre.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                original is a snoozefest for beta teenagers. without nostalgia goggles it's very mediocre but it had some great moments

                rebuilts are better in every way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick off homosexual, I watched EOE and rebuild recently and I can say the original is way fricking better. Rebuild trys way too hard to be psychological that its fricking cringy

                t. zoomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. zoomer
                that explains it, kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                explains what moron? that EOE is objectively better than rebuild without nostalgia homosexualry?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, that zoomers have an awful taste in kinos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >A-ARE THOSE SPARKLING LIGHTS WOOOAAAAHH
                go back to bed grandpa before you get your dementia flares

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OH MY GAAAAHD!! IS THIS A *gasp* TTGL REFERENCE?!??! KINO! KINO! KINO! KAMINA!!!! ROW ROW FIGHT DAH PAHWAH!1! OMG*farts*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >actually thinks ttgl is bad
                Never seen someone with this shit of a taste before. also (You)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes forced garbage waste of time frick you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                better than the shit Ganker worships.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >cape shit analogy
            no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3.33 was terrible
        1.1 was ok
        2.2 was weird

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          3 was bad on purpose, just like 4, its meta

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the meme was that 4 was 'good'?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its good because its bad on purpose, try to keep up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How can you like 1.1 and hate 2.2, it was just more of the same with an amazing finale.

          The only thing bad about them was maybe the rushed pacing at time, maybe they'd have been better off with 3 movies before doing the timeskip, then another 2 movies to finish things.
          But we may get that retroactively as Anno is talking about a 2.5 movie with the stuff from the 2.2 preview.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Filtered by the greatest cinematic achievement in human history

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate that I ever made this series and I just want to go home a frick my hot wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can't dismiss critics with "lol filtered"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bravo anno
      >that last pic of him on the stairs
      rofl

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a secret Koikatsu thread.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    back to Ganker with your rebuild shitposting

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat her ass so bad

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the seething asukagays ITT
    Asuka lost and gets dicked by Kensuke every day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >asuka lost
      lost what? shinji? would you consider losing shinji a loss? bruh

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people even like Evangelion?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rebuild doesn't have Magma Diver, Jet Alone or that early episode that's 90% Shinji walking around doing nothing, it wins by default.

    Only EOE is 1000% untochable kino, and Anno took most of the same serious tone DNA into the remakes 1.0 and 2.0 as well as the completely new stuff in 3.0 and 4.0 after the timeskip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna spoil it but this scene in EoE and this with Ode to Joy playing. Absolute soul.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My bad forgot to include the music. Rebuild music was nowhere near close to this. Ending music for 2.22 was amazing though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want this to play at my funeral.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's Komm, Susser Tod.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the best part of NGE are the directors cut episodes since they're pretty much a prelude to EOE.
        Rebuild mostly feels like the whole show in that tone, that's why I prefer it slightly over the show.

        As for the music, rebuild 3.0 and 4.0 falls short of EOE but still has a bunch of great shit:

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Evangelion would never work as a game because the fanbase still thinks it is a series about giant robots and jerking off.
    New films are kino and better than the anime. Weebs were literally handed kino on a silver platter and slap it away because they just want scenes of Shinji being a "badass"

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So we all know Shinji is Anno's self insert, does that mean Anno at one point in his life felt like he might have been gay, or at the very least is bisexual? I think that a certain film with certain homosexual overtones made me ask certain questions about a certain man.

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