here's your G4, bro

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks exactly as shit as I expected
    good

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's perfect. The Sess doing boomer rants into a camera is all I could ever ask for, short of having a time machine to bring Morgan Webb circa 2003 in a bikini to stand next to him.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine's a hell of a drug

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    adam sesspool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      adam basedler

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God, hes unfunny.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, this is awful. Nonstop extremely unfunny "jokes" and his review barely even touches on the game design or how it plays.

    >half the review is just a summary of the game's plot
    >biggest complaint is "if you have a kid or a job it might be hard finding time to play"
    >says the card system is "super cool"...and nothing else
    >unique and memorable characters
    >"feels a bit too samey"
    >fish eye camera constantly zooming up his coke nostrils
    >"the best gun customization we've ever seen...if you like guns, that is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unique and memorable characters
      this is how you know he barely played it lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you must be too jaded to enjoy everything if you didn't enjoy hoffman, mom, and jim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's as if Adam aged the worst out of everyone else on that network, both physically and mentally.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get the feeling he barely plays games anymore.

    >that atrocious controller aiming

    kek

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New 'jak just dropped!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone thought Morgan was the fake gamer girl
    >turns out it was Adam the whole time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morgan plays games?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They both just had people write for them. I don't think either of them really played that many games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he went into detail back in the day. This review now feels so rushed and generic, it's obvious he barely played the game and hasn't kept up with games over time. He seems less crackheadish now in his behavior at least.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all his pros and cons are broad sweeping generalizations and his plot summary sounds like he is reading the wiki entry, did he play the fricking game? Why is his face so red?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude needs to go to a doctor or something, his head is so red he looks like he's about to have a heart attack.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest Ganker: G4 were always casuals and you found them cool just because seeing your niche hobby discussed on tv was novel at the time, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked TechTV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this and frick G4 that bought it out solely just to murder it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tsquared tips casual
      ok buddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any gaming show in the 2000s was novel because gaming itself was novel,we were a few years into the 3d era back in 2001.
      And since dev times were low and companies didn't lock down their PR strategies like nowadays things were more loose and laidback.
      that's what happened with cinema

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >G4 were always casuals

      When it first started, stuff like Cinematech definitely wasn't for casuals, but it did become more casual as it went along and the Xbox gamer bro crowd took over the industry.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    incelebs are not vidya
    kys

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guy looks disgustingly old.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single video breaching 50k views

    Uh, G4 b-bros...?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a reason why G4 shut down before the decline of cable tv

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is TV totally dead now? I remember I would watch Spike TV just for G4 skits and MXC, but now there's a billion skit youtube channels and MXC is on twitch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's in trouble when they found out younger generations are just watching streaming services. Most cable companies now only advertise it's internet plans

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he talking at roadrunner speed?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally a soijack

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam Sessler in 2021
    >His only schtick is "I'm an old gamer and I did things that are irrelevant"
    cool, more fond youthful memories dredged up and lit on fire for a quick buck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. All he had to do was:

      >actually play fricking videogames
      >actually construct a decent review
      >stop trying to make a joke every other sentence
      >stop hoping nostalgia alone will carry you

      I figured this revival would suck ass.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >could've got Adam Methler reviews
      >instead got fat soi boomer reading wiki pages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd watch a coked out Sessler review a game.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what was going through his mind during this moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope he doesn't OD in front of the camera.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Send help

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be a bright eyed teenager watching G4 again, hopeful and excited for the future of vidya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank god for newspooie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >watching Arena
      >They're playing mech warrior
      >Some guy tries to make a diversion by SDing to let the other guy capture the flag
      >It doesn't fricking work because why would it
      Looking back it was a pretty dumb move but at the time I thought it was really inventive and cool

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he doing the happy merchant meme on purpose?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This Black person still a crackhead? baka

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No actually, now he's slow, fat, old and doesn't understand games anymore.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >somehow dodges the eleven billion complaints people have about the game
    >uh well if you have kids and a job playing games might be hard

    this is just depressing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cocaine scrambled his brains

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