here's your G4, bro
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he looks exactly as shit as I expected
good
It's perfect. The Sess doing boomer rants into a camera is all I could ever ask for, short of having a time machine to bring Morgan Webb circa 2003 in a bikini to stand next to him.
cocaine's a hell of a drug
adam sesspool
adam basedler
God, hes unfunny.
Wow, this is awful. Nonstop extremely unfunny "jokes" and his review barely even touches on the game design or how it plays.
>half the review is just a summary of the game's plot
>biggest complaint is "if you have a kid or a job it might be hard finding time to play"
>says the card system is "super cool"...and nothing else
>unique and memorable characters
>"feels a bit too samey"
>fish eye camera constantly zooming up his coke nostrils
>"the best gun customization we've ever seen...if you like guns, that is
>unique and memorable characters
this is how you know he barely played it lmfao
you must be too jaded to enjoy everything if you didn't enjoy hoffman, mom, and jim
It's as if Adam aged the worst out of everyone else on that network, both physically and mentally.
I get the feeling he barely plays games anymore.
>that atrocious controller aiming
kek
New 'jak just dropped!
>everyone thought Morgan was the fake gamer girl
>turns out it was Adam the whole time
Morgan plays games?
They both just had people write for them. I don't think either of them really played that many games
Nah he went into detail back in the day. This review now feels so rushed and generic, it's obvious he barely played the game and hasn't kept up with games over time. He seems less crackheadish now in his behavior at least.
all his pros and cons are broad sweeping generalizations and his plot summary sounds like he is reading the wiki entry, did he play the fricking game? Why is his face so red?
Dude needs to go to a doctor or something, his head is so red he looks like he's about to have a heart attack.
Be honest Ganker: G4 were always casuals and you found them cool just because seeing your niche hobby discussed on tv was novel at the time, right?
I liked TechTV.
this and frick G4 that bought it out solely just to murder it
>tsquared tips casual
ok buddy.
Any gaming show in the 2000s was novel because gaming itself was novel,we were a few years into the 3d era back in 2001.
And since dev times were low and companies didn't lock down their PR strategies like nowadays things were more loose and laidback.
that's what happened with cinema
>G4 were always casuals
When it first started, stuff like Cinematech definitely wasn't for casuals, but it did become more casual as it went along and the Xbox gamer bro crowd took over the industry.
incelebs are not vidya
kys
guy looks disgustingly old.
>not a single video breaching 50k views
Uh, G4 b-bros...?
There was a reason why G4 shut down before the decline of cable tv
Is TV totally dead now? I remember I would watch Spike TV just for G4 skits and MXC, but now there's a billion skit youtube channels and MXC is on twitch
It's in trouble when they found out younger generations are just watching streaming services. Most cable companies now only advertise it's internet plans
Why is he talking at roadrunner speed?
literally a soijack
>Adam Sessler in 2021
>His only schtick is "I'm an old gamer and I did things that are irrelevant"
cool, more fond youthful memories dredged up and lit on fire for a quick buck
This. All he had to do was:
>actually play fricking videogames
>actually construct a decent review
>stop trying to make a joke every other sentence
>stop hoping nostalgia alone will carry you
I figured this revival would suck ass.
>could've got Adam Methler reviews
>instead got fat soi boomer reading wiki pages
I'd watch a coked out Sessler review a game.
what was going through his mind during this moment
>I hope he doesn't OD in front of the camera.
>Send help
>you will never be a bright eyed teenager watching G4 again, hopeful and excited for the future of vidya
thank god for newspooie
>watching Arena
>They're playing mech warrior
>Some guy tries to make a diversion by SDing to let the other guy capture the flag
>It doesn't fricking work because why would it
Looking back it was a pretty dumb move but at the time I thought it was really inventive and cool
Is he doing the happy merchant meme on purpose?
This Black person still a crackhead? baka
No actually, now he's slow, fat, old and doesn't understand games anymore.
>somehow dodges the eleven billion complaints people have about the game
>uh well if you have kids and a job playing games might be hard
this is just depressing
Cocaine scrambled his brains